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95 headlines found matching 'Dow Jones Industrial Average'
Sat July 22, 2017
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow experiences a brown out due to GE
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Mon July 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Millions of Dow Jones customers' data exposed, due to some errant lines of Blender code, according to the supplied "hacker code" photo
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Sat July 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Visa: "Hey, we'll give you $10,000 cash if you stop accepting cash"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rain is the least of their worries for thousands of brides across the US as all Alfred Angelo stores closed on Thursday with no warning
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Dow hits record high for third day in a row. Thanks, Obama
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
That moment when the markets realize the Russians really *did* buy the presidency
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Lack of growth potential causes GE's stock to fall towards 21-month low. Analysts conclude they need a better idea
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Illinois governor's budget veto faces opposition from Democrats, teachers' unions, his wife, etc
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Thu July 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
QVC to buy HSN PDQ. BBQ prices expected to drop from OMG to WTF
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cruz proposes the "microwaved fish in the office" version of the GOP healthcare plan
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock-market euphoria is now at a 6-year high. It's time to head for the exits
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Sun July 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
So what if Twitter suspended Trump's account for being an asshole?
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Sat July 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's suggestion to repeal Obamacare with no replacement would remove healthcare from 32 million people
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Fri June 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett says a single payer health insurance plan for the U.S. makes sense. Although anything can be made to make sense when you have $75 billion in the bank
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Thu June 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Half of all Americans spend their entire paycheck or more every month. The other half are wishing they just had a paycheck to spend
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Tue June 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
IMF cuts U.S. growth outlook, cites so much winning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth II is getting a raise this year that would make even an American CEO blush
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Mon June 26, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Retail store closings now number 5,300, triple the rate of last year. Even more shocking - Sears and Kmart are still open
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Airbag maker Takata has been deflated
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Sun June 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Devil wears Trumps
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Very cool 120-year chart of the Dow clearly demonstrates that the market always recovers. But sometimes, it just takes a little longer
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Thu June 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Qatar Airways wins 'Airline of the Year' award. Apparently people love using the airline because it gets them quickly out of Qatar
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Mon June 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos $5 billion away from being world's richest man; in an effort to take first place, you are no longer allowed to sell used CDs on Amazon unless you have a commercial account
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Sat June 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The casino is sorry, but your $43 million jackpot cannot be paid due to a slot machine malfunction. Please accept this $2.25 in cash and a coupon for a free steak dinner. So... we're good now?"
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"We're not smart enough to spot a coming stock-market crash." Well, duh
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Sat June 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Death march of the mall continues with parent company of Ann Taylor and Lane Bryant announcing the closure of hundreds of stores
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Thu June 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
While everyone else is focusing on the Comey testimony today, the House continues their quest to burn the country to the ground
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Tue June 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
A Chinese firm is wondering if anyone has seen one of their execs. Oh, and the $350M that disappeared at the same time as him
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Sun June 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
25% of shopping malls will be gone in the next five years. Consumers will no longer have a place to try on clothes before ordering them online
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Fri June 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs slams Trump's Paris accord move. If only Goldman Sachs had some sort of influence on the Trump administration, maybe in the form of ex-employees or the wives of major Senators
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump just created 70 coal jobs. Suck it, libs
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Thu June 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
GM is cutting more factory jobs. Perhaps they need to hire actors instead of real people for their commercials
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Sun May 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
And in today's chapter of the TSA trying to make travel as miserable as possible: expanding laptop bans to all international flights
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Sat May 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican seduced by tart Argentinian
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Fri May 26, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
White House admits it doesn't know how much it's cutting from Medicaid. Apparently it all depends on how fast patients die off when they're denied any health care benefits
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Thu May 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Vermont could become the ninth state to legalize recreational pot. Mostly as a way to finally give people something to do to help them cope with living in Vermont during the entire winter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump budget slashes job training programs 40% because why the hell not? It's not like these idiot coal miners are ever gonna take the initiative to get better jobs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I voted for Trump. Now he wants to cut the aid I need." Face-eating leopards unavailable for comment
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Tue May 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Walmart vows "guaranteed pay" for military employees
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Sun May 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's becoming apparent that even robots are misogynists, out to limit women's ability to work
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Sat May 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bribery allegations shave 10% off entire Brazilian stock market
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Fri May 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
One-third of U.S. seniors don't use the internet. Mostly the ones who still have a VCR sitting next to a cassette player that's still flashing "12:00"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Asian equities markets begin feeling the winning bigly ( with helpful zip-lining guy in canyon photo )
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Uncle Ben is mystified as to why investors ignore political risk until the last possible second. Says the man who invented Helicopter Money
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Financial analyst who predicted Dow 20,000 say the stock market would see an immediate 1,000-point jump if Trump announced his resignation
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Wed May 17, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The free market wants Donnie boy gone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dow dives 373 points or 1.8%, the biggest drop since September, as political drama rattles the market or as Trump calls it, winning so much it'll make your head spin
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Tue May 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Many Trump voters are revolting. They are also not happy with Trump
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Mon May 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lowe's reveals details on previously secret business co-venture with Stark Industries
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite being a Republican, Tennessee Gov Bill Haslam is very pro-book learnin' and in an effort to increase the number of state residents with a college degree to 55% up from the current 39%, signs a bill making community college free for everyone
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Thu May 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
NRA to consider supporting Democrats in future elections as gun sales plummet since Obama is no longer confiscating guns from patriotic Americans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
OPEC: Quit pumping so much oil, we are trying to manipulate the market
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street's 'fear gauge' finished at its lowest level in 24 years. Mostly because it's tough to scare anyone who is still in the market after what they went through in 2007
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Tue May 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The rabbit died and now United needs to pay which I believe was the plot of Shirley Temple's first movie after she reached puberty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bumble Bee agrees to plead guilty in tuna price fixing scheme. Which is strange because everyone knows sardine oil is the best for robots
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Mon May 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Oops, my bad. We cool now though, right? No charges or anything?" *furiously stuffs crisp million dollar bribes into PAC pockets*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If flying is such a miserable experience, why does anyone bother flying at all?
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And today's final Jeopardy answer: This major company's computer once won Jeopardy, but is now falling behind in artificial intelligence
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moody's downgrades IBM credit rating to IOU
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook advertises an internship with a median monthly pay of $8,000. Which in Silicon Valley is just an impressive way of saying the person will work for minimum wage
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Wed May 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico files bankruptcy equal to four Detroits, will look good on its next statehood application
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American Airlines decides 31 inches of legroom is much too generous
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I hope you like working overtime because the House just passed a law that employers no longer have to pay you time and a half for it. Instead they'll give you comp time, which you'll never be able to use because they need you for more overtime work
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
After a decades-long struggle to successfully free itself from Saudi oil dependence, America now hands its balls back on a silver platter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump University settlement delayed by one person crazy enough to think they should get their money back from this fraud
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow Jones rally from election to Trump's first 100 days is a postwar record. Making America rich again
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Thu April 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ontario, Canada launches a guaranteed income program that will pay people a minimum $12,600 a year. Which is also offered in the U.S. but only if you can qualify for unemployment, disability or welfare
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
French election causes big gains in U.S. stock market. Merci beaucoup
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
McDonald's shows Burger King a whopper of an earnings report
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Thu April 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
GM's Venezuela plant was illegally seized
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
IBM Revenue has fallen for 20 quarters in a row. At this point, the Underpants Gnomes have a better business plan
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Analysts predict Apple will be worth $824 billion this year, up from current value $750 billion, which should be easily reached if they can just sell another two dozen iPhones
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Sat April 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines: Be our guest, be our guest, put our bribes to the test
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Fri April 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Toshiba is losing billions, and it owes 13 billion to creditors. But is it too big to fail?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When MBAs try to get creative it's almost as cute as it is stupid
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Global economy slumps as Trump proclaims the US dollar is too strong and China is super awesome happy funtime
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wall Street is not too keen on Trump and his foot in mouth disease
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart slashes hundreds of corporate jobs. Executives will finally find out what it's like to shop at Walmart
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If I wasn't so lethargic I'd come up with a clever headline for this article
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Tue April 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Russian government is about to take over giant U.S.-based oil company CITGO, but this is all merely a coincidence comrade
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Sat April 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Disney looking to patent humanoid robot for its noon robot parade. If it's not approved on time, we'll have to wait for the 12:05 parade
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple sued by Australian regulator over them being dicks
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Defense stocks soaring because somebody needs more cruise missiles
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Wed April 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Coal country's message to Trump: "We want jobs of the future"
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wall Street bracing for when Trump goes to eleven
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Sat April 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sears stock rises 50% in a week despite rumors of going out of business. Apparently sentimental shoppers want souvenirs and collectibles to hand down to future generations
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin very sorry you misconstrued "you should all send your kids to Lego Batman" as a product endorsement as obviously that was not his intention
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Thu March 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazon's Jeff Bezos now the world's second richest person. Maybe he can use that money to send subby the 2nd Polk floor standing speaker he's been waiting on since January
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Wed March 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Even the clowns from the Breitbart comments cesspool think the GOP are a bunch of dickbags for overturning Obama's online privacy regulations
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The infallible American consumer is super confident in Trump's economy and spending their money accordingly
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Tue March 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Quick, buy stock in VPN and anonymizing service providers, before Congress outlaws those, too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump already turning things around as 3rd month of his Presidency sees Dow struggling to avoid its longest losing streak since 1978
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Mon March 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
It has come to Wall Street's attention that Trump is full of shiat
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock market fear threatens a return, as Dow stares at longest losing streak in 6 years. Thanks, Donald
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Sat March 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
17,000 striking AT&T workers head back to work. Mostly because customers saw no change in service
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