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56 headlines found matching 'Dow Jones Indexes'
Mon February 19, 2018
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Richard Branson thinks that one day we'll have universal income. Could you tell the right wing super rich? Because they'd prefer we'd all become part of a massive slave labor force
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Fri February 16, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says he has sold enough flamethrowers to finance his boring company
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street analysts: The correction isn't over
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Fri February 09, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
The next beer craze: non-alcoholic craft breweries. "Non-alcoholic beer generates 1.5 times more revenue because there's no alcohol tax to pay"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No need to panic. It's just another one of those pesky market corrections. This is not a repeat from yesterday
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Thu February 08, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
No need to panic. It's just another one of those pesky market corrections
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Want to get more employees full time employment? Lower the amount of hours per week needed to be considered full time
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Mon February 05, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, it's time to spread the word, and the word is: PANIC (everybody)
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Sun February 04, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Average cost of Super Bowl ticket rises 31% to $5,300, Apparently in Minnesota people will pay almost anything just to be inside a heated dome
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Fri February 02, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump gave my company a huge tax break and all I got was this lousy ding dong
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Wed January 31, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember that 261-point rally in Dow Jones index this morning after Trump's SOTU? Gone like proverbial fake news award
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Tue January 30, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese solar-panel company outsmarts Trump tariffs
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Tue January 23, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bank of America responds to GOP tax cut by screwing low-income customers
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Fri January 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
The US is set to become the world's top producer of crude oil this year, according to industry analysts
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Thu January 18, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Like other companies, General Electric has accumulated a significantly underfunded pension. Unlike other companies, though, that deficit has ballooned to $31 billion - $11 billion worse than the next closest company
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's your annual "The majority of Americans are good and truly farked in the event of a minor financial emergency" article. Sleep tight
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Antiquated stock price index for 30 corporations hits record high
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Mon January 15, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ford decides to bring back the Ranger, with new, exciting mid-sized sedan features such as a 4 cylinder engine, increased fuel efficiency, and not being able to win a World Series
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Sat January 13, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
20-year-old man wins $450 million jackpot. Future plans include losing it all, going back to McDonald's in a couple of years
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Sat January 06, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
GoFundMe for Roy Moore accuser and arson victim raises over $100,000
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fund manager Paul Gambles warns that a 25,000+ Dow should scare the shiat out of investors. Obvious tag just got sodomized by the irony
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It was too cold for the bears to go to work today
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Thu December 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
For sale: Chinese skyscraper. Price: $85 million. Some assembly required
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Wed December 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oil hits $60 a barrel for the first time in 2.5 years. This is good for ... wait, who's it good for?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
2017 was a great year to be rich. YA THINK?
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Sat December 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bitcoin refuses to get on the cart
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Thu December 21, 2017
(Dow Jones jobs)
 
 
 
I say, Mortimer, it says here in the internet that the Wall Street Journal is seeking a new editor for its Mansions section
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Tue December 19, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nasdaq finally gets its own headlines as it breaks above 7,000 for the first time ever
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Fri December 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines decides it's had enough of Boeing and the Crybaby in Chief and orders more Airbus planes
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Thu December 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Target to waste $550 million to take on Amazon with same-day shipping
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Wed December 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Navajo Nation sues Wells Fargo over 'predatory' sales practices. Wells Fargo issues blanket statement
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Malls are rotting away to nothingness
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Tue December 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Treasury Department releases one-page analysis of the GOP tax plan concluding that the tax plan will not pay for itself
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Mon December 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
More than half of U.S. workers who are offered paid vacation days won't use them all this year
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Fri December 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Americans keep waiting for bigger paychecks," which is a recycled headline from each of the last 45 years
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Thu December 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dollar General plans to open 900 new stores after market research indicates that once Trump implodes the economy, the market will surge for nearly expired off-brand foods, cheap crap from China, and factory-second socks and underwear
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Wed December 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump makes a sharp reversal on climate change by planning to destroy thousands of coal mining jobs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut is testing out beer and wine delivery along with their pizza, as you need to be drunk to consume their food
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(CNN)
 
 
 
World's largest Starbucks opens. It is reportedly so big that the next closest Starbucks to it will be 4 blocks away
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Fri December 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple files for a patent for a flip phone. Apparently there is still a market for those who actually want to have a phone to use just to talk to other people
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Thu November 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sears shares sharply higher upon news that, after closing half its stores, it's hemorrhaging less money than before. Yay? I guess?
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Mon November 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dressed only in a leather thong, he takes me by the hand and leads me to his dungeon. I feel a thrill of excitement mingled with dismay. 'Is this the same old stale Cyber Monday joke?' I wonder to myself
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Fri November 24, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some say this could be the last Black Friday. Are fights breaking out across shopping centers around America as people fight for a $20 Vizio television? Were you forced to participate in Black Friday? Any good deals? It's your Black Friday thread
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Tue November 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe now they'll stop trying to make Chocolate Diamonds happen. Chocolate Diamonds are never going to happen
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Thu November 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us employee: I need a holiday bonus. Company: I'm sorry, we can't afford that, due to our pending bankruptcy negotiations and lackluster sales. Executive: I need a holiday bonus. Company: Of course, here is $16 million
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Wed November 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin poses with his two loves
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Tue November 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Venezuela is officially bankrupt, will charge you $10 for every stupid socialism joke you make
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Fri November 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
United realizes that jet engines can't chew their air
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Thu November 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Luxury jeweler Tiffany's to open Blue Box Café, at flagship Fifth Avenue store in New York City. Yes you can get breakfast there
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Wed November 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Carl "Icahn Believe It's Not A Subpoena" subpoenaed
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Justice Department considering an antitrust suit against AT&T and Time Warner. What are they worried about, a monopoly on bad customer service?
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Fri November 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Equifax has investigated themselves regarding executives selling stock before the breach was made public. You will be glad to hear that there was no wrongdoing
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Thu November 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Want to lead one of the world's premier consulting firms? Don't formally let anyone know you want the job
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Wed November 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey everybody, check out the new robo-dog. Oh look, it can wag its tail and high-five like a real dog. What? Your dog can't high-five? What kind of shiat dog do you have?
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Tue October 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort spent his laundered $18 million on the usual stuff, plus a rug store, which he will emulate by having a going out of business sale
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Sun October 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret GOP tax negotiations mark the start this year's Corporate Hunger Games, each special interest fighting for their own specific break.Meanwhile, Subby offers up the Koch Brothers as tribute
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