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87 headlines found matching 'Dow Jones'
Thu April 20, 2017
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GM's Venezuela plant was illegally seized
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Sat April 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines: Be our guest, be our guest, put our bribes to the test
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Fri April 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Toshiba is losing billions, and it owes 13 billion to creditors. But is it too big to fail?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When MBAs try to get creative it's almost as cute as it is stupid
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Thu April 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
If I wasn't so lethargic I'd come up with a clever headline for this article
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Tue April 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Russian government is about to take over giant U.S.-based oil company CITGO, but this is all merely a coincidence comrade
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Sat April 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Disney looking to patent humanoid robot for its noon robot parade. If it's not approved on time, we'll have to wait for the 12:05 parade
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple sued by Australian regulator over them being dicks
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Defense stocks soaring because somebody needs more cruise missiles
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Some Echo)
 
 
 
25% of users want to have sex with their digital assistant. "Alexa? What are you wearing now?"
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Wed April 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Coal country's message to Trump: "We want jobs of the future"
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Sat April 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sears stock rises 50% in a week despite rumors of going out of business. Apparently sentimental shoppers want souvenirs and collectibles to hand down to future generations
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin very sorry you misconstrued "you should all send your kids to Lego Batman" as a product endorsement as obviously that was not his intention
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Thu March 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazon's Jeff Bezos now the world's second richest person. Maybe he can use that money to send subby the 2nd Polk floor standing speaker he's been waiting on since January
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Wed March 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Even the clowns from the Breitbart comments cesspool think the GOP are a bunch of dickbags for overturning Obama's online privacy regulations
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The infallible American consumer is super confident in Trump's economy and spending their money accordingly
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Tue March 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Quick, buy stock in VPN and anonymizing service providers, before Congress outlaws those, too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump already turning things around as 3rd month of his Presidency sees Dow struggling to avoid its longest losing streak since 1978
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Mon March 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
It has come to Wall Street's attention that Trump is full of shiat
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Sat March 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
17,000 striking AT&T workers head back to work. Mostly because customers saw no change in service
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Wed March 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The extended family has been called to Sears Holdings' deathbed, as the plug may soon be pulled
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Berkshire Hathaway employee wins $100,000 for knowing Duke Sucks. Not knowing South Carolina sucks as well cost him $900,000
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Tue March 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In today's issue of "Gee, You Don't Say," The Trump White House backs off stock market boasts as Dow, Nasdaq plummet
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Forbes Magazine says Donald Trump's net worth has dropped by $1 billion over the past year. Trump says no problem, I'll just take trips to Mar-a-Lago twice every week and start holding state dinners there
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Thu March 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"What America would look like under the Trump budget" wrote someone who apparently can't accept that Trump is President and his party controls everything
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Wed March 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fed raises interest rates to 1%, signals more to come. Wall Street responds by lighting more $100 bills on fire
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks have a 91% chance of rising during the NCAA basketball tournament. It's an investor's March Madness
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American Airlines to launch free meals on coast-to-coast flights. Plates and plastic-ware starting at $12 each
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Mon March 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump administration makes up an accusation against Obama with zero proof offered. Shockingly, this is not a repeat of the last 20,343 times this has happened
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Thu March 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Civil engineers estimate it will cost approximately the amount of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan to fix all of America's broken shiat
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Wed March 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Watchdog group claims that Carl Icahn is lobbying Trump, even though he isn't a registered lobbyist. Icahn: I can do what I want
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP ObamaCare replacement at least has a critical tax break for corporate executives struggling to pay their bribes to lobbyists
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Beware the Ohama Titanic Syndrome, which causes you to read headlines incorrectly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wanted: Babysitter to help keep sexist chief executive from embarrassing himself on social media and distract the public from chaotic internal infighting. Difficulty: not in the White House
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Whiskey barrel-aged beer. New hotness: Whiskey barrel-aged coffee
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Mon March 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
AT&T agrees to bring 3,000 outsourced jobs back to the U.S. Mostly so customers will get someone who can explain in English why their service has been down for three days
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ESPN to roll the amount of on-air personalities back, back, back...gone
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Sat March 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Midwesterners made Trump the President, now they want him to invent a new reality where automation never happened so they can have a $14/hr job soldering the same wire onto the same contact 3,000 times a day. You know, the American Dream™
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Fri March 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
It is a fantastic time to be a bank
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Venezuela now downgraded from broke to "Has anyone got cash?"
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Thu March 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Do not harass other people on Twitter with abusive posts for you could now end up in Twitter jail
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway to be suspended without pay for plugging Ivanka's clothing line and if you believed that for even a moment you really haven't been paying attention
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Wed March 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Great Trump Recovery from the Obama Recession has officially begun
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Evil liberal leftist enemy of democracy CNN continues to destroy America by praising Donald Trump for using the power of his spoken words to single-handedly send the DJIA soaring 200 points to over 21,000
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In shocking news, Trump's child care proposal will mainly help those making six figures and more
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Tue February 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
Boobies
 
Victoria's Secret's revenues fall from D cup levels to training bra
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The best and worst retailers in America
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Mon February 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dow CEO's have made over $400 million since Donald Trump was elected. It's a good thing he promised them all those tax cuts or that extra cash could be a real problem
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Fri February 24, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you try to delete your Uber app, Uber will email you, begging you to stay, and whining that Uber is "hurting" over accusations of rampant sexism in the company
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Thu February 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
India's growing airport industry hampered by ghost airports including 22 which have no flights scheduled. Most popular employee is Casper the friendly air traffic controller
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Munchkin promises tax reform will pass by August. Lollypop Guild could not be reached for comment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican members of Congress want to loosen restrictions on gun silencers. Because there's nothing worse than being in a movie theater during a mass shooting and not being able to hear the dialogue over the gunfire
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Wed February 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP calls for defunding SpaceX
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Tue February 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
HSBC posts $4.2 billion loss
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Mon February 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Al Gore may have invented the Internet, but Donald Trump owns about half of it
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Sat February 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
NFL and CBS discuss ways to make games shorter. Atlanta Falcons immediately suggest ending their games after the first half
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Wed February 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Student develops "bee" drone that pollinates flowers, shoots a stinger missile at you if you mess with it
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Tue February 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
More and more Trump voters are starting to realize that this whole "minimum wage" thing was actually something they want, not an evil liberal plot. Don't worry, guys -- I'm sure Trump plans to help you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The long feared Corn Wars may be starting thanks to Trump
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Fri February 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway is unrepentant over her illegal shilling of Ivanka's products
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Sat February 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
NRA can't drum up the same amount of fear to drive sales that they could under Obama, profits fall
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Fri February 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo delays severance payments to 400 laid off workers. Apparently the money will be given out as soon as the bank can locate the fake accounts where they hid it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gun sales go flaccid after Trump's election
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Tue January 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dodd-Frank is now in the sights of the Golden Cheeto. Between his Goldman Sachs cabinet and this, seems when he was on the campaign trail saying Wall Street would hate him he meant they'd hate all the bigly winning
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
ISIS hacker says Trump's Twitter is ripe for hacking and manipulating
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(USA Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dow makes history, cracks the 20,000 barrier
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Mon January 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Japanese airplane will be stuck on the tarmac for another two years, narrowly missing the record set by American Airlines
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Sun January 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter doesn't get health insurance because you have to work for the federal government for five years to qualify
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you think flying is bad when it comes to seating options, it's about to get MUCH worse
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Thu January 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ohio's first 2000 ballots cast for 2020 election
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Wed January 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces Big Mac, Mac Jr., Grand Mac, iMac, Freddie Mac, and Mac Tools. Still no sign of Cheese and Mac
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Tue January 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
World to Davos: 1. work for the people. 2. stop building Daleks 3 profit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Last week: Walmart cutting 7,000 jobs. This week: Walmart adding 10,000 jobs
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Sun January 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: "I'm going to raise tariffs to 35% on Mexico." Mexico: "We will retaliate immediately." Trump: "Wait. They can do that?"
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock market: 'Trump rally' has months left to run
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Thu January 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler joins VW in the diesel emissions cheating business
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow Jones Industrial Average to Tower: We're at 19,950 and have a visual sighting of 20,000. Request permission to land
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Tue January 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDIC: "Forget Argentina and VW. Bank of America is clearly the new refuge for German Criminals. BOA owes us $542M, and we definitely want that paid- but nobody is getting indicted by the FBI, so we're good right?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Someone stole that three-screen Razer laptop prototype from CES. $25,000 Reward, or two Razer laptops when they come out
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Sat January 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Un-Limited
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Beer may soon be pouring from your Keurig
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Thu January 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
109 Kmart stores and 41 Sears stores slated to close by the end of March, shocking many who didn't realize there were that many still open
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obamacare repeal will only cost taxpayers approx. 1,750 F-35s. Not including R&D of course. Of course the other costs are not having insurance and hospitals paying for charity care and this is looking like a bad idea. What's the repeal plan again?
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Wed January 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turkey faces a tourist exodus due to recent terror attacks, as all three people cut their vacations short
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Tue January 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump sets the date for his first press conference. Get ready for Thunderpdome
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Fri December 30, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow Jones average up 14 percent for the year. Your short positions are still patiently waiting, Mr. Trump
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Wed December 28, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Toshiba faces record losses
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