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40 headlines found matching 'Doors'
Fri August 18, 2017
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Everyone will be paying attention to the solar eclipse next week. Except for the Navajos who will be quietly fasting indoors so as not to gawk at this unholy celestial union of lust between the Sun and the Moon
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Red Bull may give you wings, but it also gives you the strength to break the glass doors of a convenience store when the clerk locks you and your 12-year-old inside for shoplifting
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Thu August 10, 2017
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Sick of watching all the dead people pass through his doors, funeral director writes blog called 'F*** you, Opioids'
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Fri August 04, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
On the mean streets of Seattle, there can be only one way to clean up crime. And since this is Seattle, that way is 'send in more Starbucks'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"I am a millennial who just went to Kmart for the first time ever and couldn't believe this place"
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Company holds "chip party". No, it's not so they can track you like a dog. It's for your own good, pinky swear
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Tue July 25, 2017
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Bad: You're trapped upside down in your car. Worse: Train tracks
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Guy driving the car with no doors, no windshield and an ax in the roof may not have been totally sober
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You should take pictures of your knob before going on vacation
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Man's dog sides with girlfriend during arguments? That's a stabbing
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
TV station tweets photo of Black Lives Matter activist next to headline "Would-be robber arrives early at banks to find doors locked" ... which is pretty much par for the course for Idaho and Sinclair Broadcast Group
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(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Here in my wagon / I don't feel safest at all / I don't have any doors / It's the only way to live / In wagons
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Rule #1 of bank robbery: Check the opening times
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Welfare scandal in Jersey nets more scammers. This means rich people should get huge tax cuts and health care is bad
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
There's "cultural appropriation," and then there's this
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fitzgerald sailors may have been forced to seal watertight doors -- along with the fates of several trapped sailors -- to save the ship
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Tue June 20, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines decides that to empty planes faster two doors are better than one
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Mon June 19, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brits ignore warnings to "stay indoors" as the mercury rises to hit the dangerous unbelievable temperature of 32C
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Wed June 14, 2017
(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Security alert from Travis AFB: The base is saying this incident is not a drill. Shelter in place. Lock doors/windows and await further info
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is already getting his first Presidential Library this weekend
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Sun June 11, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're filming a movie depicting an armed robbery in Detroit, you may want to notify the Detroit Police Department first
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy the great outdoors? Looking to grab a tent and a pack and hit the wilderness trail? Here are the best places in each of the 50 states to get in touch with nature (wifi not included)
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
I was gonna repeat as NBA champ, but then I got high
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Just in time for Father's day - The Bigly Box subscription service with Trump/Pence merchandise delivered to your door for 69 dollars a month
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Striking Toronto Zoo workers are not horsing around with their protest signs. Owl let you be the judge of that. Bear in mind the wee beasties are still being cared for
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Fri May 26, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
In a bid to be the next car of James Bond, BMW adds passenger auto eject as a standard feature
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
And in another slap in the face to Pete Rose - Homer Simpson will be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame
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Wed May 24, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three things are guaranteed to bring farkers together: cancer sucks, Dolly Parton is good and genuine and Mr. Rogers rocks. This link has one of those three
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Tue May 16, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
First ever McDonald's opened its doors 77 years ago this week. This is what its original "amazing menu" looked like
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News continues to try to make Alt-Left a thing
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Sun May 14, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman woken by sound of her car horn honking, surprised to discover 200-pound black bear inside. Officer recommends to "always lock your car doors", bears repeating
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man pulls gun on home intruder, shames him with a photo
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Tue May 09, 2017
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
After shopping for gifts at the feminist bookstore and sparring at the cruelty-free gym next to the old-time barber shop, treat yourself at Portland's first ever all-vegan artisanal doughnut shop
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a 200-year absence, wild wolves return to Denmark. Single women advised to stay indoors
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(Independent)
 
 
 
When traveling the remote regions of our planet, you may find yourself at Canada's new arctic air hub where the runways are gravel and they only have one set of steps able to reach plane doors. Oh, and the baggage handlers are polar bears
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Why all those store closures might not be such a terrible thing. You're reading this while eating delivery, wearing Amazon sweatpants, watching Netflix, and unemployed
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Man enters home, discharges fire extinquisher, prays with resident. Wait, what?
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Mon May 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lost in all the other news about the bill that keeps the governments' doors open was the giant, bi-partisan, middle finger Congress gave to Jeff Sessions by including language that blocks the DOJ from interfering with states' medical marijuana laws
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Metro US)
 
 
 
Loose llama on the lam lassoed
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
New book says that behind closed doors, the Clinton campaign was as bad as the Trump campaign in the open
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