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500 headlines found matching 'Donald Trump'
Wed August 24, 2016
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton? Or freakish alternate universe kronenberg?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ladies, if you had to choose between Captain Hook, The Mad Hatter or Prince Charming, who would you pick?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump really, really hates the idea that some rich people actually carry through on their claims that they will give money to charity
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Florida man, Florida man | Gets a Trump tattoo, just because he can | Looks at the polls, shuts his eyes | Florida man, Florida man
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager: Polls are irrelevant because they don't count the invisible, dreamlike, almost non-existant, secret Trump voter
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is starting to make more states competitive. Fark: Red states
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A public, unsecured Wi-Fi network named "Clinton's Email Server" pops up at Trump rally
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If the Democrats want to pick up wins in gubernatorial races, they need to embrace the more conservative Democrat
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Stay with us on this one: Alex Jones says Democrats intermarry because they need to keep their "demonic bloodlines" pure so Satan can keep running the government
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump slowly renouncing the core of his presidential campaign
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Classified emails? Not to worry. Benghazi? Old news. Clinton Foundation? Fuggedaboutit. "We're just going to ride this thing out and not worry about the little stuff," said Clinton campaign spokesman Alfred E. Neuman
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Delegates were also given plastic fetus figurines"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Do you believe Cher says "I think Donald Trump is a f*cking idiot?"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Apparently someone in the Conservative Coalition realized that there isn't much happening in Michigan on Tuesday the 30th, so they've organized Pro-Trump 'flash mob' events to take place throughout the state
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter's new Trump book: "If we were in the laboratory, designing the perfect presidential candidate, it's unlikely we would have produced a tasteless, publicity‐seeking, coarse, billionaire, reality TV star. Ha Look at how wrong we were"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Back in 1900, respectable women in Alaska were urged to stay away from Donald Trump's grandfather's hotel. "They are liable to hear that which would be repugnant to their feelings and uttered, too, by the depraved of their own sex"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When Chick-Fil-A was financing groups that supported discrimination, fans flocked to it to support their right to finance discrimination. When Chick-Fil-A removed the spicy chicken biscuit from their menu, well that is an outrage worthy of a boycott
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the coolest geological feature within 15 miles of your house?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Did Trump donate to the Louisiana flood effort? 1) He said he will, but hasn't yet; 2) We aren't sure...maybe but it's confusing; and 3) No comment
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You haven't lived until you've seen the Donald Trump Penis Enlargement Video
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hillary suggest redistributing Trump's wealth via government confiscation if he were to die. Not that he made her "list" or anything
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sure Uncle Joe Biden is pretty damn good at the "gaffe", but has he ever blown it like Donald Trump has?
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"Maybe I missed it, but I don't recall any headlines or articles that delved into Obama's popularity among 'uneducated black men'"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hillary PAC pays internet trolls to support her online. New hotness: Russia pays internet trolls to build up Trump
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Senator Al Franken: "Donald Trump is amazing"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's questioning of Hillary Clinton's health is starting to lead people to ask about his
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(The Week)
 
 
 
More fallout from media bias: Marco Rubio is very hurt that there have been more attack ads against him than Hillary Clinton in the 2016 election ....and he's not even in it anymore
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A full list of Trump's changing policy positions. Since this is less than 2389 pages long, it's really more a partial list
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(Sunshine State News)
 
 
 
New Florida poll has Clinton up 14 points. Difficulty for unskewers: same poll has Rubio up 8 points
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The leader of the Trump campaign in a major Colorado county will be forced to leave his job next week due to burdensome government regulations which will require him to spend time in a state-run facility
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paid CNN commentator/paid Trump campaign adviser Corey Lewandowski says the reason Donald Trump avoids speaking to black voters is because "he's not safe in their communities." Just like black voters aren't safe at Trump rallies?
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has almost caught up to Hillary, according to a poll with a margin of error of +/- ∞
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(Metro)
 
 
 
According to new Oxford study, Hillary is like Napoleon while Trump's a bigger psycho than Hitler
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama's policies on immigration have been pretty successful, which is why Donald Trump will "do the same thing" as him. Why no, you didn't misread that
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Today in Trump Failures: Virginia is no longer a battleground state
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly interrupts tough talking Trump to inform him that cops can't just beat people up. Trump appears surprised
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Convicted NY conman spent his last months before heading to prison in April "catfishing" the leaders of the #NeverTrump movement, posing as a female British lawyer to try to suss out their plans. This year? That barely makes the top 10 for weird news
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Trump threatening to sue the Daily Fail. Hopefully the judge will order both parties to be dropped in a volcano
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What has been seen cannot be unseen: Donald Trump kissing and motorboating Rudy Giuliani in drag
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Reaction among seasoned GOP campaign strategists and pundits to Trump's announcement of planned rallies in Jackson, MS and Austin, TX range from: Dafuq? to simply *facepalm*
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The five most dangerous conspiracy theories this election season. Not included: How a sentient, crazed Cheeto managed to beat the Lizardmen in order to become Grand Poobah of the Almighty Holy Order of Fancy Cats
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Putin is consolidating power in the Ukraine thanks to Donald Trump and Paul Manafort
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump calls for a special prosecutor to investigate Hillary. In a complete and utter coincidence, Ken Starr is now unemployed and looking for his next gig
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity, 2008: "I'm a journalist who interviews people who I disagree with all the time." Sean Hannity, 2016: "I never claimed to be a journalist"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway tells Megyn Kelly the one thing she hates the most is name-calling. So, Megyn Kelly replied by asking her how she could support or work for Trump, whose sole strategy is name-calling
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"In his 30-plus years of child psychology, Goldsmith said, he's never seen a presidential candidate cause a six-year-old stress, until now"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's campaign staffers declare on personal social media accounts that Muslims are unfit to be U.S. citizens, mock how Mexicans talk, call for Secretary of State John Kerry to be hanged and state readiness for possible civil war
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump's personal expenses got a lot more expensive once campaign donors were paying for them. So? That means Trump is a good business man, say people who have a hard time avoiding Nigerian email scams
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is all that stands between us and the apocalypse
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Why are evangelicals backing Donald Trump, man who knows so little about Christianity or even the Bible?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News in full blown denial over the polls. They're dragging out every excuse in the proverbial book. They still have ten weeks of agony and pain which subby finds oh-so entertaining. However, I'm already sick of popcorn. Suggestions?
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(Time)
 
 
 
According to his new campaign manager, this week is"Immigration Week" where Trump will lay out his comprehensive plan for immigration reform at giant rallies in Colorad- oops sorry, cancelled, Nevad- yeah he's got a "thing" so...and Orego-*smokebomb*
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Mon August 22, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
This article is going to be really funny on September 5th
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(Princeton University)
 
 
 
Princeton Election Consortium gives Clinton a 92%-95% chance of winning the presidency, but rules out both an EV blowout and flipping control of the House of Representatives
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Troll refuses to meet with ogre. Bugbear and troglodyte still debating getting involved as well
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's "Hispanic outreach director" retweets post from a satirical Donald Trump Twitter account, believing it to be the real thing. But, in her defense, Poe's Law
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump:"The polls are turning rather rapidly in my favor." He must be holding the graph upside down again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump was in discussions to run The Apprentice from The White House
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Somebody must have tipped Trump off that you don't get to keep leftover campaign funds. The Trump campaign's expenses more than doubled last month, even though none of the spending was on new staff, TV ads, or operational build-out
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Another reason not to trust polls: National polls show the presidential race tightening while state polls do not. What's up with that?
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(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
The Real Way the 2016 Election Is Rigged
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grab your fainting couches everyone, we've got a serious Monday morning bombshell here. Turns out, Sean Hannity has been informally advising the Trump campaign
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's ideals of freedom and the American way have awakened the same majority of the population that led to the presidency of John C. Calhoun
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump Campaign manager on Sunday: "Trump does not hurl personal insults" Trump tweet on Monday: "Some day, when things calm down, I'll tell the real story of @JoeNBC and his very insecure long-time girlfriend, @morningmika. Two clowns"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As McCain's campaign Manager Steve Schmidt reportedly told Palin on election night 2008: "The concession speech is a serious and solemn occasion. It..is a ritual that legitimizes (the winner)." So of course, people are worried Trump won't give one
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Oliver gives Trump the best campaign advice ever
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN has unintentionally become quite skilled at taking down Donald Trump supporters with very little effort; it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Only the fish are lobotomized
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump's African American followers are unapologetic, not to mention hard to find
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Frank Lutz forms new GOP focus group to discuss Donald Trump, learns the people he gathered were unable to cohesively group or focus
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Lots of people complain about movie reboots, but which movie do you think actually DOES deserve a reboot with a modern budget and a good director? What would you pay to see re-done better than the original?
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
12-old-is running a Trump campaign office in Colorado. Will likely be named next campaign manager in 3..2..1
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
American journalism is dead, as written by someone from the New York Post
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pence drinks the Kool-Aid, says Donald Trump would "most definitely get 95% of the African American vote" in 2020. Well, yeah, if Trump somehow won and declared himself dictator and OH GOD THAT'S HIS PLAN
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Every US president since John F Kennedy has been equipped with a nuclear biscuit and a nuclear football. It's what the US president does with them that decides whether the rest of us should plan for tea or armageddon"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
George Lucas' second career as a wedding photographer, a pane in Dakota Johnson's ass, and Lebron James considers owning another NBA team besides the Golden State Warriors: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/14 - 8/20
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(CNN)
 
 
 
To attract additional voters Donald Trump's campaign considers starting a Trump TV station, other than Fox, CNN and Comedy Central
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(US News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's new campaign manager encourages Trump to not be nice and aggressively go with his gut. In other words, don't change a thing
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In a sign that his new 'outreach' is working, Trump supporters stage rally in a black neighborhood in Houston -- with guns and confederate flags
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bachmann-Trump Overderp
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Lamborghini Centenario Roadster is $2.3 million of beautiful absurdity
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
In Breitbart's alternate universe, Hillary is losing California
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump campaign spends $420K on hats, proving it's not so much a bid for the presidency as a virtual hat-wearing simulator much like Team Fortress 2
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Turns out, Donald Trump's Great Wall of Mexico wasn't the politician's idea; it's actually biblical prophesy and has everything to do with God and nothing to do with Mexico
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP has no choice but give Mike Pence a satisfactory evaluation after his first month as Trump's apologist
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Have you noticed that Trump isn't tweeting about the polls anymore?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"If you're reading this, you're too old for Facebook's new video app"
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump seems strangely obsessed with Hillary Clinton's sleeping habits now, which, fankly, is kinda creepy, even for him
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Investigation by the very dishonest and failing New York Times finds that the Trump empire is up to its ears in debt and is a complex web of holding companies
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Only 11% of Trump supporters expect their votes to be counted correctly in November. Gee...I wonder where they got this crazy idea from?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's lead over Donald Trump is four times as big as Obama's lead over Romney in 2012
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump Organization removes public seating area in front of Trump Tower. Judge immediately issues bench warrant
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, Trump's tone has changed in recent rallies because of campaign leadership changes. This will surely change everything. No, this is not a repeat submission from three days ago
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What's crazier and angrier than a Trump rally? A Trump rally where the attendees think Trump's gonna lose in November
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has fallen into Hillary Clinton's brilliant trap
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Clinton plagiarizes cookie recipe. No, Hillary didn't plagiarize. How sexist are you? Do you think that Bill should have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A look at how Breitbart turned on Lyin' Ted Cruz
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Do you want Trump dick? Because this is how you get Trump dick
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump meets Tony Perkins, the pastor who says God uses natural disasters to punish gay people. Yes, the same pastor who lost his home in a flood caused by God who was angered at bigotry
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CNN host Brianna Keilar asks Lewandowski if he'll now return to the Trump campaign
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Hope David Duke doesn't show for a photo op. Romney won Louisiana by 17 points. Trump should double that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brietbart's DC editor penned an "open letter" calling Trump "dangerous" and saying his proposed policies posed a "serious threat" to the country; but he only wrote it because he was trying to get his ex-reporter Michelle Fields fired from her new job
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Fri August 19, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC narrows down Hillary's list of 250 people Trump insulted to 23 likely recipients in need of an apology
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama follows Donald Trump's lead and will visit Louisiana next week
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
In the society of conservative media, National Review is the snobs, RedState is the slobs, and Breitbart is the honey-badger bike-riding juvenile delinquents who may or may not be racist skinheads. Guess who's getting all the new visitors
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(The Local)
 
 
 
In latest sign of the times, foreign politicians are insulting each other by comparing their opponents to Trump
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mike Judge says it's "scary" how quickly his movie became reality and Fox killed his Anti-Trump Camacho Ads. Screw you Fox We NEED to see this
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump beats Paul Ryan's "helping" record by a country mile and then some, after managing to spend a whopping 49 SECONDS unloading a truck in flood-stricken LA
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump surrogate and rejected brain slug host Kayleigh McEnany says Trump "speaks for all black people." However, she said this to Bakari Sellers on live TV, and his response was pretty spot-on
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump to RNC: "Oh, hey, since I'm running for president 'n' all, maybe we should, I don't know, open a few more field offices?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
High-powered Republican operative and noted Russia-watcher Sarah Palin reacts to Manafort resignation. With emojis. Little shade-throwing emojis
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gov. of Louisiana: Mr. Trump we are a bit too busy saving people right now to have time to deal with a campaign photo-op; If you want to help how about writing a check to a relief charity? Trump: We're on our way, do you have valet jet parking?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Disillusioned young voters are happy to waste their votes, become more disillusioned when their no-chance-in-heck-to-win candidate doesn't win
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Appropriately enough, there is a conspiracy theory making the rounds that the reason Trump brought Roger Ailes and Brietbart Editor Steve Bannon on board was not to win the election but to lay the groundwork for a new right wing news network
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Yes he has
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort likely resigned to spend more time with the DOJ after breaking the The Foreign Agents Registration Act
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's why President Obama isn't stopping his vacation to visit the Louisiana flooding ..besides that whole 'golfing is great on Martha's Vineyard' thingy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And a cool breeze was felt in hell that day
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When the Trump pivot happens it will be the greatest pivot in the history of the world, make other pivots look like simple pandering flip flops. I mean, who can walk around those things? Right?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
First time voter, registered Republican, ardent Trump supporting teen ejected from Trump rally for failing the paper bag test
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
President Obama couldn't be more of a menace to this nation's interests if he were trying to be -- and thus, coupled with his stated intentions, it is reasonable to assume he is and irresponsible to downplay the suspicion
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's first TV ad drops and...yeah, it's about exactly as bad as you'd expect
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Facebook friendships are being torn asunder as lines are drawn in the Clinton/Trump race
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You'd think the Olympics, where America is doing so much winning we're almost tired of winning, would be Donald Trump's thing; but instead he hasn't congratulated a single medalist or tweeted about them at all. And there is a good reason for that
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(Hillary Clinton)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: I'm sorry I insulted people. Hillary Clinton's campaign: Oh, good. Here's a helpful list of everyone you have insulted in case you want to apologize personally
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Republicans prepare tough case for new round of pointless hearings. Expect indictment to come any day now. Any. Day...ah screw it, it's not even funny anymore
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich channels his inner Nostradamus and says "Donald Trump will win now that he's pivoted"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Tim Kaine just launched a surgical strike against three of the biggest red states in the country to ensure a Hillary Clinton upset in November
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently Trump wanted his personal ball washer to be with him during the FBI's intel briefing this week
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Frank Gaffney's organization Family Security Matters says that the "Muslim DNA" in an Olympic fencer makes her "prone to stab people"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton demands to know which remarks Donald Trump actually regrets, because everyone knows there are literally thousands of things he's said since the start of the campaign that are regrettable
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Roger Stone goes all-in, says Huma Abedin should never have gotten security clearance because she has ties to radical Islam
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Conservative commentator grudgingly admits that indeed all of the polls have Trump losing in a yuge way. Difficulty: Fox News
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
GOP strategist Rick Wilson casts doubt on Trump's pivot, says the orange one's "verbal dysentery" will return better and worse than before
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Paul Manafort has resigned from the Trump campaign in order to spend more time at his summer home in Kiev
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump fans at rally don't believe in the polls because his rallies are yuge. Of course, this particular rally was two thirds empty but the polls are fake because... oh please stop asking questions
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump can't remember what he regrets saying
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Thu August 18, 2016
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Foreign Policy advisor Joseph Schmitz: the ovens were too small to kill 6 million Jews during the Holocaust
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The hosts of Fox and Friends apparently believe that wearing glasses, as Hillary now does, is "a sign of brain damage." Though, in their defense, they have had to interact with Rick Perry a lot, so you can see how they'd think that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Naked Donald Trump statues erected in multiple cities. In other news, eyebleach sales have skyrocketed (Not safe for work)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is wrong about being able to easily bring back manufacturing jobs. Though this headline could have stopped after the fourth word
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Statue exaggerates the size of Trump's little finger. Tag is for the artist (Not safe for work)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump ally Newt Gingrich, who is very 'concerned' about Hillary's health issues, rips "junk medicine"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Why Putin wants a Trump victory
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Putin ally Paul Manafort helped foment chaos and destruction in the Ukraine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some poor bastard had to transcribe the Donald Trump town hall with Sean Hannity last night. Tag is for many, many things
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(Allen West)
 
 
 
A history lesson about the Democrat Party and its relationship with the black community in America. It's not just that Hillary Clinton individually is a bigot, it's that the Democrat Party has ALWAYS embraced bigotry towards American blacks
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"I like to keep things low-key," said Donald Trump
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Legendary journalists: Trump supporters are morally tainted. Fox News: no, you. Submitter: Mmmm, moral taint
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump warns of more attacks from ISIS, which makes you wonder what, exactly, Mr. Trump knows
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"He's basically formed The Suicide Squad," Trevor Noah says about Donald Trump's new campaign team
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
This is what would happen if Trump quit the presidential race. Dogs and cats living together
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
People are saying these pictures of Trump leaning on lecterns as he speaks means he's too weak to be President. Does it mean he's sick? I don't know, I'm just saying what other people are saying to me
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ex-Apprentice and Stormtrumper Omarosa promises "Every critic will soon bow down to Trump." Uh...no
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Remember when it was considered a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad thing for the President to go on vacation while Louisiana drowned?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump is doubling-down on a losing strategy putting him in a position to lose as bad as Barry Goldwater and George McGovern
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Coming as a surprise to literally and sarcastically no one, Trump campaign says losing in the polls means he's winning
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subbette has been depressed lately. What do you do when you're depressed?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton meeting with top law enforcement leaders in New York...probably to plan on how to seize all of America's guns. Booga booga
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(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
Sorry Team Clinton but your fight with Trump is now a 2-point race, so stop thinking you have this wrapped up
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Why Christians should vote for Trump item #1: He's the only candidate in favor of bring about Armageddon, which is a necessary prelude to the Second Coming
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump kicks off the Breitbart Era of his campaign with a new slogan: "Call me Mr. Brexit"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's inevitable mandate won't be one. Neener neener
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Another reason to not support Trump's wall between Mexico and the U.S.: it would destroy ecosystems and habitats
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort tried to stop the Trump Taco Tweet, urging him to call tacos sandwiches
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Overcomplicate your favorite movie quotes. Example: changing "That rug really tied the room together" to "That carpet produced an aesthetically pleasing effect when viewed with the surrounding furniture and decor"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump Org VP's incredulous response to CNN reporter who had the gall to say that Trump is down in the polls: "Says who?. . .Says who?. . .Says who?. . ." (Absurdity starts at 0:48)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why aren't any bankers in prison for causing the financial crisis?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Harry Jackson, a member of Donald Trump's evangelical advisory board, says "God will not heal racism in America if Hillary Clinton is elected because she is anchored in anti-biblical darkness." Ooooooooookay
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver desperately tries to make the election into a horse race
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Political science professor asserts that Donald Trump has an 87% chance of winning the presidency; flying off to magic foo-foo la-la land to live with the happy basket people
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Republican who wrote Benghazi mom's fiery RNC speech announces he can't support Donald Trump: "The only prospect more terrifying than voting for Hillary Clinton is not voting for her"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Because you really wanted to read a news article featuring 'Trump' and 'taint' in the headline
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans: the election is fixed and we should know as we've done it five times
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN Analyst: I'm an immigrant, so yeah, I'll insult Trump. And if I catch him in the street, I'll kick his dick clean off
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Why the GOP is collapsing, you chucklefarks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Why the GOP is not collapsing, you chucklefarks
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
When the cult of personality loses, what happens to the cult?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Still wondering what the hell a "Bright Bart" is? The NYT has you covered
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Even Trump Jr. thinks all those Trump surrogates on CNN are crazy idiots
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN panelists struggle to keep their heads from exploding in bewilderment amid Trump spokesnutter rant
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump orders gold-plated ear cuff from luxury jewelry designer. Designer ships ear cuff to Ivanka along with note explaining profits were donated to American Immigration Council, Everytown for Gun Safety, and the Hillary Clinton campaign
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump pledges to 'reject bigotry and hatred,' as he finally gets around to insulting his core demographic
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Astronomers astonished as ISS provides view of cloudless Scotland for the first time in forever
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump had a $30 million tax debt to New Jersey reduced to $5 million by Chris Christie
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Donald Trump wearing overalls and singing the theme to 'Green Acres' at the Emmys. (with glorious video goodness)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Overheard at Trump Tower: "Well, at least we've got the war of words with the Khan family out of the ne-- aww SONOFABIATCH"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
So you're saying there's a chance?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lumpy lashes out at stray cat Brian Stelter, continuing the most pointless feud since the last one he had with Jon Stewart
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Even Walter Mondale is looking at the map and going "Daaaaaaaaaaaamn"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Even Gary wants Stein to shut up and just feel the Johnson a little longer
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Recently, the tide has turned on Trump with the media: "if Trump isn't going to even pretend to be vetting his sources and fact-checking his arguments, then the press isn't going to pretend to believe what he's saying"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's been a long time, now I'm...writing this tome. I've been away now, oh how, I've missed this home. Wait...THIS is the Fark Writer's Thread "Antici-"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Does Trump's crowd size translate into votes? Quick, someone ask Bernie Sanders about this concept
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
When a candidate's entire pitch, indeed his entire persona, is based on what a winner he is and "winning so much you'll be sick of winning", what does he do when he is clearly NOT winning the race?
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Another creepy Trump supporter posts videos about all the people he'd like to kill because of how great an American he is. Oh, and this creep used to be a cop
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump blows into his campaign, re-inserts it, only to get the blinking red light again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump accuses Hillary of being racist. That's the joke
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
We now know that the Crazy Shiat Trump Says Desk has a backlog of about six months
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Barack "B-slap" Obama at a Hillary fundraiser "Frankly, I'm tired of talking about her opponent. I don't have to make the case against her opponent because every time he talks he makes the case against his own candidacy"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your best/favorite line for getting rid of telemarketers
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
After two celebrity chefs sever ties with Donald Trump and his new DC hotel, he's forced to downsize to only 1 restaurant with B-list talent. Herr Trumpler: "Meh, it's not like there are any good restaurants in DC, anyway"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO 'HMMMMM': Is Trump sick? The Trump 'medical letter' shows every sign of being a fake
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rudi Giuliani claims he didn't forget 9/11: "I was just using abbreviated language. All human beings speak in abbreviated language at times"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
In a single speech, Trump managed to: contradict his most important past positions, reject nation building while endorsing an indefinite occupation of Iraq, and make embarrassing errors about topics ranging from NATO to the rise of ISIS
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Chance of democrats taking over senate have gone from slim to yuge
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Virginia is now a battleground state only if you are a Civil War buff. New polling in Virginia shows a Clinton lead of 14 or 8, depending on whether you count registered or likely voters
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Salazar to lead Clinton White House transition team. See? Told you she was a Slytherin
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Putin to receive first classified briefing on Wednesday
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently it runs in the Family: Donald Trump's cunning plan to defeat ISIS seems to have been cribbed from the strategy being employed by one B.H. Obama. Well, who would know better how to defeat ISIS than its founder?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"It's impossible to understand why the Trump campaign appears to still be illegally soliciting foreign donations after they have been put on notice numerous times that this is illegal," says guy who never heard of Trump campaign until now
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And now NATO is mocking Donald Trump's three pillars of terrorism combat
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
John Oliver signed up to be a "Trump Election Observer" and was accepted in the role. So he shared his "care package email" with everyone
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump does not have foreign policy "ideas" per se, they are more like foreign policy "moods." Because that's what you want; a person in control of nuclear bombs that makes decisions based on emotion
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
An open letter to Paul Ryan, whose only shot at maintaining the shreds of his integrity lies in pulling back his endorsement of Donald Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus contemplates the amount of therapy needed for another stint as RNC Chairperson
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Right wing fundamentalist outdoes Donald Trump's second amendment assassination request by proclaiming "Hillary Clinton must be beaten to death" because she's a secret devil worshiper
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
We the People must carry Donald Trump across the finish line. He ain't heavy, he's our next President
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the sign Donald Trump is holding at one of his rallies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"October Surprise" may come a lot sooner
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is even losing the critical cat demographic now
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Gatehouse Media)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort doesn't always take money, but when he does, it's from shadowy types
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Melania Trump Stumbles Upon Dozens Of Husband's Haunting, Macabre Self-Portraits
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Hillary tries to top Trump's international campaigning by having foreign nationals work in her campaign
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Harry Reid puts on his troll hat, challenges Donald Trump to take naturalization test immigrants must pass to earn citizenship: "He would almost certainly fail"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NBC exec says Trump will never be back on Celebrity Apprentice, not as long as he's running things. Trump must be a pleasure to work with
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Showing he has his boss' knack from not knowing when to leave bad enough alone, Trump's NY campaign Co-chair says"that Trump does not have to respect or refer to Khizr Khan as a "Gold Star parent" because he is "a member of the Muslim Brotherhood"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hillary: We're gonna spend $275 billion on infrastructure. GOP: Oh hell no. Trump: We're gonna spend $500 billion on infrastructure. GOP: *swallows hard*
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump spokeswoman Katrina Pierson literally doesn't understand the meaning of the word "literally," is figuratively dumb as shiat
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Doanld Trump's daughter Ivanka and her husband Jared Kushner have quietly maneuvered themselves into being the de-facto heads of the Trump Campaign - which seems a little like scheming to become the Treasury Secretary of Zimbabwe
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The dishonest media is reporting that Paul Manafort wants them to report on made up terror attacks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, libs, remember that time Chris Matthews said that Dick Cheney "created ISIS"? No? Very well, resume your daily liberal media brainwash
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
With all the money going into the election let's answer the question of: "How much does it cost to buy the White House?"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
That anti-Manafort article by the New York Times is so crazy, no one will notice. Writer was actually whistling while passing a graveyard when he wrote this, and he didn't even notice the irony
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Trump Confederate flag appears at Florida rally. Trifecta now complete
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You know your campaign's in trouble when leaders in your own party start turning on you
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(Time)
 
 
 
Evan McMullin says Trump will lose election. Whoa there, Nostradamus
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Who's to blame for Trump? The dimwitted echo chamber or the ivory towered elite? Why not both?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor: Clinton is baiting Trump into saying stupid things. Probably by having a vagina or being a Democrat
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook: Sure, we're using a huge tax loophole to hide money in Ireland, but I won't bring it back "until I get a fair rate"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing - just Ivanka Trump sightseeing on holiday with Vladimir Putin's girlfriend
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP was almost out from under a 35 year ban on certain "ballot security activities." And then Trump went to Altoona
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump apologist Mike Pence gets asked by Fox News anchor Chris Wallace if his only purpose is being Trump's apologist
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's supporters overplayed their tiny hands in their attempt to unseat Paul Ryan
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now even Trump supporters are asking to see his tax returns, and route maps for the Appalachian trail
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Incorrect period costumes at a fancy dress carnival, a leotard older than Aly Raisman, and one child holding a Snoopy balloon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/7 - 8/13
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Since the advent of television, no presidential candidate in Trump's untenable position has ever won the election
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Recent comments by Donald Trump send 'unprecedented' numbers of Republican officials fleeing to back Hillary Clinton, campaign officials admit they are totally GOPsmacked
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Wow, we actually have an article that amounts to "LEAVE DONALD TRUMP ALONE"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Trump looking to institute political tests for immigrants. Question #1 on the Trumpified Entrance Exam: Who will you vote for? A: Hillary. GET OUT
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
There's actually a genuine reason Trump could find himself in criminal hot water sooner rather than later, and it has nothing to do with "2nd Amendment people"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Right after the NY Times posts a devastating expose detailing Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort's ties to corrupt former Ukrainian leader Viktor Yanukovich, former Trump campaign manager and sore loser Corey Lewandowski tweets a link to the story
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Pat Buchanan says if Trump loses, it means American democracy is 'fraudulent' and 'rotten.' Of course, his column sounded better in the original German
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Sun August 14, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: Let's send Katrina Pierson on Fox News to defend Trump's refusal to release his tax returns. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember Trump Magazine? Yeah, neither do I. Here's what it was like to work there. You'll not be surprised: "I had been at Trump magazine for only four months when my first paycheck bounced"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump now officially trying to redefine what "Freedom of the Press" means
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon steps into The Guardian of Forever, saves Edith Keeler, and sees all possible timelines where Hillary Clinton is not facing off against Donald Trump this November
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Well, bye
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Millennials are apparently quite unhappy with their choices, say they probably won't even vote. Just like about every other political youth movement before them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
RNC decides the ship isn't worth saving, plan to devote time and money to supporting the lifeboats
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Uh-oh, Trump insiders have defected and are spilling their secrets to the N.Y. Times
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The night Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama founded ISIS
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Trump secures the coveted Hezbollah endorsement
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you could go back in time and give a celebrity advice before they became famous, who would it be and what would you tell them?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight." - Donald Trump
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(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's campaign, once again correctly judging the overall "meh, so it's Armageddon--at least there'll be something to do" attitude of the populace, opens a campaign headquarters across from the Pulse nightclub in Orlando
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(Donald J. Trump)
 
 
 
Things are going so swimmingly for Trump's fundraising that you can now become an Executive Member of his campaign at 75% off the original price. Operators are standing by
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farkette with ptsd, agoraphobia and severe depression needs some ideas of legit work that can be done from home while in therapy, with little to no training. Online course work ok. LGN
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog trolls Trump supporters by creating a fake focus group which the Trump supporters think is real
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Remember we weren't even in Afghanistan. Barack Obama went into Afghanistan creating another problem." No, not even the Trump campaign would be so stupid as to say tha- oh, you have GOT to be farking kidding me (link updated)
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(Some Unskewed Guy)
 
 
 
Trump leading 67%-19% in totally legit national poll
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump campaigning in Connecticut because of reasons
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is raising money but not spending it, and has not filed paperwork to forgive the money he loaned his campaign. Yes, it's a grift
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently, Donald Trump would be wildly ahead in all the polls and preparing for a Reagenesque landslide victory if it weren't for those meddlesome reporters and their media overlords
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How did American politics get insane? Hear me out. Its because we have less pork, less earmarks, less backroom negotiations, and less party machine wheeling and dealing
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(Latest)
 
 
 
Trump calls on vigilante supporters to patrol polling places to stop Clinton from "cheating", with a link on his website to sign up for "duty". Ooh, I hope we get fancy uniforms; maybe a nice crisp shirt. Like khaki, only darker
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(Politico)
 
 
 
According to GOP insiders, the only way Trump will win is if there's film of Hillary drowning kittens while surrounded by terrorists chanting death to America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis visits with prostitutes. This time not the ones in Congress
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here's an idea that's just crazy enough to work: Hillary Clinton should stop campaigning today. "The game is shaping up to be a blowout. Don't get fancy"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Can't tell when Trump's being serious or not? Don't worry, neither can the people who defend him
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Clintons released their income tax returns. As for charity, they gave $1 million to their Foundation, and $42,000 to a golf tournament. If you look it up, the Foundation runs that too. It's like Trump did their taxes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
At this point Trump has had so many "missteps that he is either the biggest political klutz of all time or a secret master of "drunken monkey" style kung-fu
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump realizes he was also being sarcastic when he said he'd flip blue states, closes NJ office and laughs at all the idiot losers who fell for his joke because they just don't "get" him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember back in 2003 when embarrassing revelations in two candidates' unsealed divorce records, one in the primary and one in the general, turned a dark-horse candidate into the Senator from IL? Guess what reporters are asking an NY judge to do?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sentient Twitter account and presidential candidate Donald Trump now just holding up signs he printed from the internet at his rallies
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If Hillary has learned nothing else from Obama, it is clear she has mastered his "Please proceed" maneuver
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With today's release of last year's taxes, Hillary Clinton now has 38 years of tax returns available to the public. What is she trying to hide?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Fine, I'll put some dames on my economic team. It'll give us something to look at, anyway
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton has a pretty big media problem
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(Vox)
 
 
 
In the past 16 presidential elections, the candidate leading in the polls two weeks after the conventions has gone on to win the popular vote. Of course, that doesn't always mean they won the White House. Just ask Al Gore
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In Michigan, Hillary Clinton calls Donald J. Trump, her esteemed opponent in the upcoming election, "an enemy of the little guy." No word on whether she will be adding a little person with a broom to her campaign staff
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Selzer poll shows just 46% of voters under the age of 35 plan to show up in November. Seems high
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Heckler and protester interrupts Donald Trump rally to call the Cheeto "Putin's biatch"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump is now claiming that he doesn't know what the words "literally" and "sarcasm" mean
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump insinuated that Hillary Clinton lacks mental stamina at a rally where he twice couldn't tell what day of the week it was"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump is right about nuclear weapons" Here we see a wild dumbass, in his natural habitat: The Politico Savanna. My, just look at that flexibility as he wraps his head around such a pile of poo; his sense of disgust gone after years on Politico
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lost in all the derp: Donald Trump would send Americans to Gitmo
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Billy West reading Donald Trump quotes as Zapp Brannigan from "Futurama" is about as perfect as it gets
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Emaciated ghoul and former Addams Family butler Ann Coulter claims Donald Trump has been a victim of "media rape"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Of course he's religious, he has a "come to Jesus" meeting every day
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox News puts the focus on Rio's female athletes back where it belongs - on their makeup, and how they ought to be wearing it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
An update on the $70,000 pyra - I mean salary experiment
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(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
My crazy year as a reporter following the Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Trump is expected to preserve his record of never having lost an election by withdrawing from the race, offloading the baggage dragging down his campaign onto a new nominee, and letting that person go down in flaming wreckage instead
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(Time)
 
 
 
Clinton staffers following the Trump campaign: "On other campaigns, we would have to scrounge for crumbs. Here, it's a fire hose" ...it's comedy gold Jerry
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fact-checking has come to this: "President Obama is not the founder of the Islamic State"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump tells Time Magazine he liked running in the primaries better than the general election. It's a tough world for a clown outside of his circus tent
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Who is writing this online election fan fiction?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is an object lesson in the problems of machine learning. Many people are saying here comes the science, maybe it is, I don't know
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump pays income taxes
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Subby is not pointing fingers or saying anything 'MIGHT' be wrong ...but something is going on with Donald Trump
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A Trump surrogate is read an actual quote from Donald Trump, completely destroying his argument, live on CNN. Silent hilarity ensues
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(Blasting News)
 
 
 
Trump issues demands regarding upcoming debates, threatens to not attend if they're not met. Wow - who saw that coming?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
70 GOP Bigwigs to RNC: Thanks to Trump's "incompetence... we risk a Democratic landslide, and only the immediate shift of all RNC resources to {Congressional} races will prevent the GOP from drowning with a Trump-emblazoned anchor around its neck"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Stupid archeologists read ancient demon-summoning spells aloud, dooming us all to a Suicide Squad sequel
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Looks like Donald Trump is trying to get elected president with the old "Yeah, I don't care if I win or not. Whatever" method
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch Trump contradict himself on every single issue
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR asks the question: Why are the media so obsessed with Trump's controversies, but not Clinton's? No, seriously, NPR asked that question. Yes, that NPR
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(Time)
 
 
 
Defeated Hobbit and rejected Aquaman villain Reince Priebus issues strongly-worded warning to Donald Trump that will go largely ignored
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wisconsin, home of voter restrictions, Paul Ryan, the Packers, and other Republican wet dreams, has given Hillary Clinton a double-digit lead over Donald Trump
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Trump campaign state director fired, unlike the weapon he brandished at least three times against fellow campaign workers
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Why assassination dog whistles are a bigger deal than Trump knows
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The last time an unhinged right wing politician demanded gun owners take action against a liberal, Sarah Palin aired an ad that culminated in a terrorist trying to assassinate Gabrielle Giffords
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kennedy, former MTV veejay and current Fox News mindless one, tells celebrities to "Eat a bag of Dixie" for criticizing Donald Trump, then compares the end of discrimination to ethnic cleansing and genocide
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Liberals are holding their collective noses as Hillary Clinton seeks a win over the GOP." What, does she not use deodorant?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: I provide childcare to my employees. Trump Employees: Wait, since when?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio's Trumpfeat has caused his Senate race to become "too close to call"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When Hannity said Trump sent his personal fleet of airplanes to rescue stranded soldiers, Pinnochio's nose grew 4x that day
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today, we examine all of the preparations and excuses Donald Trump has for when he loses the election in November
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"So, who is it that inspires Liberals to spread hate and lies about me and about Donald Trump? Could it be.........SATAN?" wonders confused elderly hate Muppet Pat Robertson
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Criticizing Hillary Clinton for who attends her rallies, Donald Trump gets a refresher on who Mark Foley is
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It may seem too early to call, but we already have a winner in the 2016 election. His name is Barack Obama
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Wendy's CEO: People don't want to buy our food because of the election. Subby: No, that's not it
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Second Amendment supporters spend $3 million to try and shoot down Hillary's chances of getting elected
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(CBS New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
Man climbing Trump Tower with suction cups because apparently Trump can't even keep his elevators running
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The only presidential candidate in the modern polling era who showed less support from black voters than Trump was Goldwater during his 1964 campaign opposing the Civil Rights Act
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(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
The GOP anti-Trump candidate who mysteriously appeared a few days ago has a resume filled with inconsistencies. Bonus: The article misspells his name three different ways
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liberal media justifies its anti-Trump bias by saying he's too "dangerous" for their reporting to have integrity
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump and his entourage were stuck in an elevator last month? It was either because they can't work a key or their stubby, sausage fingers were too thick to grab ahold of one
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump spokeswoman goes on MSNBC, spontaneously combusts into a fiery ball of denial
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Turns out that Trump himself tweets like a scared and anxious person. Sadǃ
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Cupping has not been studied in large, controlled clinical trials. Part of that is because it would be difficult to have a control group. If you've been cupped, you know it"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hillary's lead in the polls is going the way of Monica
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
From the Department of You're Not Helping, Giuliani says that if Trump had REALLY suggested assassinating Clinton, his crowd would have "gone wild"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
America may get another President Johnson
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is just as fun as a barrel of monkeys when he's under oath
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Yeesh, you carry around a magic murder bag, solve the world's problems, and suddenly everyone hates you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Listen, this Trump guy, he's really hurting our brand. People might actually associate us with our nominee"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan is officially the lesser of two evils
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Robot Donald Trump generates a tweet every half hour from remixed Trump speeches (and They might be Giants lyrics). Come for the xenophobia, stay for Reptilian alien references. (written by a fellow farker)
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Barbara Boxer demands National Security Briefings for Donald Trump cease since he threatened to have his competition assassinated
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump's handlers have changed Trump's Twitter password and won't tell him what it is, apparently
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why Trump supporters don't care about facts: "Instead of changing their minds, most will dig in their heels and cling even more firmly to their originally held views"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The Secret Service is "aware" of Donald Trump's comment about Hillary Clinton and "Second Amendment people". So stop bugging them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Young Republicans fleeing the RNC due to Trump
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck calls on Mitt Romney to be "drafted by the GOP" just in case Donald Trump implodes. Pretty sure we've already seen the implosion, Glenn
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(The Week)
 
 
 
A Clinton landslide would not be good for the country ...or her presidency
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What the first 100 days of a Trump presidency will be lik-Waitaminute...didn't NPR do this bit way back in the primary?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo discovers there's a pattern to the hate coming from our finely coiffed, crazed Cheeto
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
You know you're having a crap day when you run to Sean Hannity for solace
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
18 U.S.C. s. 879
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New York Daily News to Trump: "Delete your campaign"
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