| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| (Some Guy) | Miley Cyrus sounds like a strangled cat (gabbybabble.celebuzz.com) | (111) | |
| (Some Guy) | Poorly tattooed Asian Myspace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila announces she's pregnant with her brother's baby (gabbybabble.celebuzz.com) | (131) |
| (Some Guy) | It took 17 years for someone to realize Courtney Love is an unfit mother (gabbybabble.celebuzz.com) | (40) |
| Jeff Bridges might finally get his much deserved Oscar (oscar-watch.ew.com) | (76) |