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Headlines matching 'District of Columbia'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Yahoo) Sad Senators circulating resolution urging Obama not to try anything sensible like trying to "contain" a nuclear-armed Iran diplomatically the way we did the Soviet Union, but instead go straight to the bombs and tanks  (news.yahoo.com) (148)
(Yahoo) Scary Here's a phrase that could end the college dating scene as we know it: "untreatable, drug-resistant, gonorrhea"  (news.yahoo.com) (82)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup Santorum's stunning 30-point victory over Romney in Missouri is tempered somewhat by the fact that: A) The primary didn't count, and therefore B) only 30,000 people actually showed up to vote  (news.yahoo.com) (82)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad Calling the Suicide Hotline by mistake is now probable cause to arrest you, trash your house, kill your fish and run up your electric bill  (courthousenews.com) (218)


Thu February 02, 2012
(DCist) Stupid Three Occupy DC protestors are on the fourth day of a "sleep strike" to protest the Park Police's ban on camping in McPherson Square and the bugs BURROWING UNDER THEIR SKIN  (dcist.com) (165)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Yahoo) Repeat The most polite "Fark you, you S.O.B." letter it's ever been subby's pleasure to read  (news.yahoo.com) (260)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine Candidate who was barred from running because she doesn't speak English proficiently vows appeal. At least that's what they think she said, not really sure  (news.yahoo.com) (227)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Washington Post) Unlikely Obama proposes all states require students to stay in school until they are 18. Alabama immediately objects, fears overcrowding of 5th and 6th grades  (washingtonpost.com) (238)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing Herman Cain to offer Gingrich advice on how to deal with his ex-wife. Which makes sense, because Cain's likely become a world class expert in dealing with angry spouses in the last month or so  (news.yahoo.com) (43)
(Yahoo) Asinine US Army officer confirms that team of US commandos are nearing the Iranian border. Also adds that they will cross the border at 32°11' 4" N by 53°5'12" E at exactly 11:34 Zulu right near that great ambush spot  (news.yahoo.com) (67)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Students name NASA's twin moon probes 'Ebb' and 'Flow'. You can't explain that  (collectspace.com) (23)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Rick Santorum says he should be the Republican nominee because Mitt Romney isn't crazy enough to mobilize Republican voters. No, really, that's what he said  (news.yahoo.com) (47)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Yahoo) Hero When subby has his heart attack he wants these three soccer moms to assist. (With pic of what soccer moms should always look like)  (sports.yahoo.com) (98)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Gay marriage bills are so passé, gay divorce bills are the new cause célèbre for Washington DC  (washington.cbslocal.com) (126)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Washington Post) Asinine In these trying times of stretched budgets and massive funding cuts to state universities, it's comforting to know the University of Maryland plans to spend $7.2 million on a new 14,000-square-foot mansion for its president  (washingtonpost.com) (69)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Yahoo) Sick Poisoned pussy kills billionaire in China  (news.yahoo.com) (55)


Mon January 02, 2012
(CNN) Spiffy Colorado becomes fourth state to petition U.S. government to reclassify marijuana  (edition.cnn.com) (89)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Yahoo) Fail Braking news  (news.yahoo.com) (87)


Wed December 07, 2011
(NPR) Sick GOP break 2005 truce and filibuster Obama's nominee for the DC Court of Appeals. Why? According to the Senior GOP senator on the Judiciary Committee Not because there is anything wrong with her, but just for "payback"  (npr.org) (179)


Wed November 30, 2011
(The Daily Beast) Hero Winner of the "Huge, clanking balls, I has them" award  (thedailybeast.com) (102)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Statesman) Scary With a name like Smuckers, it's got to be good -- and contaminated with salmonella  (statesman.com) (29)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Yahoo) Hero Herman Cain looks to sell more pizzas  (news.yahoo.com) (116)


Tue November 08, 2011
(CNN) Obvious Totally unconstitutional Obamacare law that will never withstand legal challenges and violates every constitutional principle ever... once again judged constitutional  (cnn.com) (204)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Mediaite) Hero Chicago Board of Trade tries to help Occupy Chicago protesters: They dump a bunch of McDonalds applications on them  (mediaite.com) (659)
(Some Guy) Sad High fructose corn syrup? In my honey? It's more likely than you think  (foodsafetynews.com) (328)


Fri November 04, 2011
(The Raw Story) Cool Misguided OWSers finally start protesting DC--where they should have been from the start  (rawstory.com) (251)

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