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56 headlines found matching 'Disney'
Mon July 21, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney admits that, three months before a tourist had several fingers lopped off on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, a twelve year-old boy also had four fingers chopped off on the same ride. But that incident didn't make the news
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state finally comes in #1 on a list that doesn't have the words meth, cocaine, drugs, DUI, DWI, public nudity, Disney psychosis, cradle robbing, sugar baby or daddy, bestiality or incest
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tourist leaves a few tips for Disney employees after getting on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride
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(Time)
 
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Never mind the Disney princesses, a Japanese artist has drawn the World Cup teams as anime girls
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(28)
 
(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
It's a small world, after all
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(42)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Before Disney Cruise Lines, there was the jaw-dropping "S.S. Disney," possibly the most incredible floating theme park humanity has ever envisioned
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Disney Princesses imagined as characters from "Orange Is the New Black," or "Rule 34 taken to the nth degree"
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(24)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Was Shia LaBeouf's recent erratic behavior a cry for help, or his secret MK Ultra programming gone awry?
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Disney announces 'Star Wars: Episode VII' production hiatus, buries the news in press release about two actors being picked in open casting call
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The longest movie plot summary on Wikipedia belongs to a Disney Channel original movie that was made in 2000
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(45)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The answer to the question you never asked: "What would it be like if Slayer was remixed for Radio Disney?"
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Mon June 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Putting away money in a 401(k) or IRA to provide income for yourself in your golden years. New Hotness: FARK THAT WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Eddie Vedder decides to Let it Go during a Pearl Jam concert in Italy
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Disney? Remaking and probably ruining Into the Woods? It's more likely than you think
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Thanks to Frozen, more and more parents are naming their children Elsa and Logan. In another year, experts believe those parents will just let it go and pick other non-Disney names
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
1km-tall skyscraper set for construction in China - looks like Disney World on steroids
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson denies the rumors he'll be Indiana Jones or a Jedi, continues to hate Twilight while doing so
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Sun June 08, 2014
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
Should Disney movies be outlawed? Here comes the (dubious) science
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Tue June 03, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
The newest parade at Disney? The Union Parade, whose repertoire of songs include "It's an Underpaid Job After All" and "Fair Pay, Fair Pay, I Won't Go Off To Work Until I Get Fair Pay"
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Sun June 01, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Maleficent has a magnificent showing at the box office, taking the #1 spot with $67 million. X-Men: Continuity Cleanse gets knocked to #2 with $32 million, and A Million Ways to Die in the West was flaccid at #3 with $16 million
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"This is the formula for every Disney movie ever: girl with anomaly - like a tail, or basic intelligence - breaks free from the life she knows in search of adventure, only to become neatly redomesticated by a man by time the credits roll"
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
What Game Of Thrones would look like if it were animated by Disney
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(29)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
You're an attorney that just won a $25 million judgement for your client. Do you celebrate by: A) Buying a yacht, B) going to Disney World, C) Ratting out your scumbag client who just admitted all his testimony and evidence were lies and forgeries
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
ABC/Disney gets creepy in their preview of the Indy 500 with a bizarre milk and BDSM themed promo that will leave you asking "What the fark did i just watch"
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Wed May 21, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Walt Disney's grandkids are fighting over a $400 million fortune. Come for the accusations of conspiracy, mental incompetence and financial misconduct, but stay for the insinuations of kidnapping and incest
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Sat May 17, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Headlines that sound like someone threw a bunch of random words together: "Bitcoin bigwigs begin bailing after ex-Disney star is elected to lead trade group"
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Thu May 08, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
President B-Rawk states that American politics needs to break out of "its cycle of dysfunction" then proceeds to hit the most dysfunctional segment of American society for buckets of cash
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Wed May 07, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career...I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. I chose to write the sequel to Spring Breakers. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got Disney Princesses in bikinis?
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney World 1971 monorail cab for sale on eBay, and the lucky winner can have the same experience as Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. And by gum, the monorail put them on the map
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Fri May 02, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
According to Pasadena Public Health Director Eric Walsh, Disney is a "dark empire" of superstition and witchcraft
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Thu May 01, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Residents, sick of Disney, Universal, and SeaWorld, rush to ride Florida's newest attraction: commuter rail
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Study by Federation of Sanctimonious Killjoy Intellectuals says "The Jungle Book" is racist, even though they have Louis Prima confused with Louis Armstrong
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo saying what every die-hard fan has wanted to say: why did Disney retcon all the best Star Wars characters and so many opportunities just to make lots of cash off fans?
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Thu April 24, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Disney offers Josh Gad the chance to develop a family comedy-adventure for the company, all because he voiced a walking snowball in Frozen
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
A downside of living near Disney World? A seemingly large amount of homeless people are struggling to find permanent housing around there because of its price
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Wed April 23, 2014
(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Meet the British gamer girl living life as a fully blown Disney Princess
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Mon April 21, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Despite looking absolutely terrible, The Amazing Spider-Man 2 has the biggest international opening of 2014 while Captain America 2 passes $500 million and Frozen becomes the highest-grossing animated film of all time
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Sun April 20, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney World, you are disappoint
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Captain America 2 remains #1 at the box office, trumping Rio 2, which continues to nest at #2. And a sci-fi movie about dying and rising back to life brings in $28 million, but not the one with Johnny Depp; that bombed with $11 million
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Tue April 15, 2014
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
When Firefly meets Disney. It's only fan art, but Subby's brain just hypothetically exploded
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(Strange Beaver)
 
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What happens when you take a sweet and innocent song from Disney's Frozen and mix it with Breaking Bad? Pure genius
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Sun April 13, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Strap in and rewind the Carousel of Progress back to 1982 with this video of Disneyland
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Thu April 10, 2014
(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Happy 50th anniversary to the WORST RIDE DISNEY EVER BUILT
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Wed April 09, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Problem: You don't want to wait in line at Disney. Solution: Say your kid is autistic and get to skip the line. Problem: Disney wizened up to your ploy. Solution: Sue them
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Disney figures that two days is long enough to mourn Mickey Rooney's death, so they've fast-tracked the Pete's Dragon reboot
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Tue April 08, 2014
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
How Disney princesses and Game of Thrones heroines are exactly the same characters
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Sun April 06, 2014
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Disney prepping a sequel to Wreck-it-Ralph for some reason
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Fri April 04, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
For those of you who think Disneyland is too whimsical, you can always visit this theme park located at the bottom of a salt mine in Romania. "Make sure to dress warm"
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Wed April 02, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You and your 16-year-old bud are on vacation in Florida. Do you: A) go to Disney World, B) hit the malls, or C) stop by a Chinese massage parlor for a quick one only to get busted by the vice cops?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DJ Deadmau5 may live up to his name if Mickey gets his way
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(41)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney World raises rates to $17. Just to park
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens when you have the cast of Disney's Lion King on your flight? SHOWTIME
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(20)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of trying to force his way into a maid's Magic Kingdom inside a room at a Disney resort
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Sun March 30, 2014
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Frozen is only 10 million dollars behind international box office of The Dark Knight, and it just opened in Japan
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Sat March 29, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Here's the story of how 'Law and Order' destroyed A&E Network. Doink Doink
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Wed March 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The cell phone conversation crasher is back, and this time, he's taking it to Disneyland
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