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Thu July 27, 2017
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Old career retrospectives are rarely exciting, but this one's about Gordie Howe: "Never in my life had I heard anything like it, except maybe the sound of someone chopping wood . . . THWACK, and all of a sudden Louie's breathing out of his cheekbone"
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Thu July 06, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
NHL free agents learn lesson from their NBA brethren, sign for under-market salaries and years in hopes of playing with friends, living in cool city, joining a super-team, or all three. Thanks, LeBron and KD
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Sat July 01, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Chicago Blackhawks getting the band back together. Will begin serving Orange Whips at the UC
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The most successful self-made women in America
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Born in California, raised in Arizona. Playing for Tarana, wins a trophy named for Caldaaah...Au Matt
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Wed June 21, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
All NHL teams will be getting new uniforms next season, so check them out and see if Adidas did a good job or not
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Tue June 13, 2017
(American Hockey League)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Jr. Game 6 - We're Not Done Handing Out Hockey Trophies Yet. It's Crunch time for Syracuse as Grand Rapids hopes to use home ice to swoop away with the Calder Cup tonight. Be there, Pierre won't. Griffins/Crunch @ 7pm ET (LGT viewing info)
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(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
How a rock-bottom-reaching alcoholic goalie says goodbye to the NHL team that took a chance on him
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Mon June 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
News: Penguins are back to back Stanley Cup Champions. Fark: Matt Murray has won two titles in his rookie year
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Sun June 11, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
With Batman out of the way, can The Penguins cash in on their nefarious plan to take the Stanley Cup? Can the Predators escape their slumber from the previous game? Tune in tonight, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel (8 pm ET, NBC). SHUT UP PIERRE
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Fri June 09, 2017
(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
This is the last year that Gordie Howe's name will appear on the Stanley Cup
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Thu June 08, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Wars Episode V: The Unbondaging. It is a dark time for hockey. A tight series is tied at 2, but Pierre pursues the teams across the US. Evading the dreaded Bergman, two teams battle for the series lead at the ice arena PPG. Birds/Perds @ 8 pm ET
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Wed June 07, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Ever wake up the morning after partying, and look at the bar tab asking "What was I thinking?"
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Tue June 06, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley in Nashville to enjoy his favorite playoff sport, crashes Wayne Gretzky's press conference because he's Charles Barkley
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Mon June 05, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Tonight in the Johnny Sex Finals the Perds go for series bondage while the Birds go for The Dreaded Two Game Lead. Kessel goes for hot dogs. Perds fans go to the fish market. We go to chloroform Pierre. Pens/Perds game 4 @ 8pm ET on CBC and NBC
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Text mistake turns into free Stanley Cup tickets
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Sun June 04, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sidney Crosby insulted PK Subban's breath. Tag is for the lameness of the trash talk
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Sat June 03, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's said a series doesn't really start until the home team loses. The Perds really hope that's true as the Johnny Sex Final shifts to Smashville with them looking for their 1st win. Beware flying catfish & Pierre's voice, Birds/Perds game 3 @ 8pm ET
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Fri June 02, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Woo hoo, Friday Night Fights. Will Ross the Boss prevail over upstart Doug the Thug? Huh? oh yeah there will be hockey too. We've got the St John Shamrocks facing off against the Halifax Highlanders tonight at 8:30pm (Newfie Time Zone, strange) SUP
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Wed May 31, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Johnny Sex Final game 2. All are looking to rebound from game 1's strangeness. Can Rinne get his save percentage above .636? Can the Pens only go 36 minutes without a shot? Can we get some Krazy Glue for Pierre? Birds/Perds @ 8pm ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The District Attorney decided today that the man who tossed a fish on the ice during game 1 of the Stanley Cup Final "does not rise to the level of criminal charges". Admit to being 'catfished'
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Kellogg to put two scoops of workers in the unemployment line
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Tue May 30, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
A catfish is now considered in 'instrument of crime' in Pittsburgh
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Pork can kill ya. Or in Little Caesar's case, it can bankrupt ya
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Titans linemen Taylor Lewan clears up confusion about injury. "I didn't cut my finger throwing a catfish, I cut it on a beer can"
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Tue May 23, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Is this the night the Penguins make it back to the Stanley Cup Finals with a win? Or will Ottawa force a Game 7? Who will be the next unsung hero for their respective club? It is the ECF Game 6 thread, faceoff is at 8 pm ET on NBCSN and CBC
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Mon May 22, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex West resumes on the banks of the Cumberland. The Perds try to blast the Ducks out of the sky and advance. The Ducks try to stay alive and avoid that farking dog. We try to get Pierre to do a Marcel Marceau impression. Ducks/Perds @ 8pm ET
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Sun May 21, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
We go back to the 'burgh for Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Will the Senators continue the trend of winning odd-numbered games? Or will the Penguins be the victors here? The puck drops at 3 pm ET on NBC and CBC
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Sat May 20, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
And off we go, really out west this time, almost to the Pacific Ocean for the Perds/Ducks Game Five @ 7:15 pmET (huh? 7:15? must be a horsey thing....). And of course, Shut Thy Oral Orifice Pierre
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Thu May 18, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
We go (slightly) west for a game 4. Will the bird be the word or will we have a word with Perd? Will Don Cherry's suit be made from the Opry's curtains? Will the Knoxville Wigsphere have a special on blue and yellow toupées? Ducks/Perds @ 8pm ET. SYP
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Say what you want about The Bergman putting NHL teams in strange markets, but it certainly worked in Nashville
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Mon May 15, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Senators take a 2-0 lead in the series? Or can the Penguins bounce back and even up the score before going to Ottawa? Will it be a shootout or another defensive game? Game 2 of ECF in Pittsburgh, the puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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Sun May 14, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Mother's Day hockey thread, where we have Game 2 of the Predators and Ducks. Can Nashville go up 2-0 or does Anaheim have tricks up its sleeves to even the score? The puck drops at 7:30 pm ET on NBCSN. SHUT UP PIERRE
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Sat May 13, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Sens vs. Pens in the Eastern Conference Final. Will Sidney Crosby and the Penguins keep things going or will the Senators make Canada proud? Who will be the next unsung hero? The puck drops at 7 pm ET on NBC
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Wed May 10, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Well by the end of the night there will be two teams making plans for the Conf. Finals & two making tee times. Two Game Sevens tonight - Pens/Caps @ 7:30pmET and Ducks/Oil @ 10:00. This is what playoff hockey is all about, join us to the right. SUP
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Fri May 05, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
May the fifth of vodak be with you. Will the Blues be Shane Black or Schwarzenegger against the Predators? Will there be bong hits for McJesus when the Ducks and Oilers fly south? The hunt for Johnny Sex and James 1 starts @ 8pm ET. Κλείστε, PIERRE
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Thu May 04, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
The only hope for hockey tonight is at the Madison Square. Rangers of the Empire State look to force a series tie with the Senators from Ottawa. Songs of their peoples at 7:30 pm ET. May the Game 4 be with you
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Tue May 02, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Blues developing a dislike of the Preds? Next thing you'll be telling me is the Rangers are also developing a dislike of the Senators. Atlantic Johnny Sex James 3 at 7pm ET Central, Johnny Sex James 4 at 9:30pm. Cupa rahō, Pierre
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Sun April 23, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Sunday in the Stanley Cup Playoffs sees both home teams trying to force a Game 7. At 3pm ET, the Bs host the Sens and then at 7pm ET, it's the Leafs against the Caps. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Mon April 17, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Chicago Blackhawks playoff motto is "One Goal." In other news, in this years playoffs, the Chicago Blackhawks have failed to score "One Goal"
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Late NHL-enforcer Bob Probert got to spend more time in the penalty box at Joe Louis Arena
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Los Angeles Kings get out the brooms
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Are you a Capitals Fan? Is the stress of inevitable playoff failure too much to handle? Don't fret, your team is prepared to offer you free "Playoff Yoga"
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Mon April 10, 2017
(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
The last time the Edmonton Oilers made the playoffs, Miley Cyrus was still Hannah Montana, Twitter was two months old, and Crocs were considered a fashionable shoe
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(CSN Mid Atlantic)
 
 
 
NHL Playoff bracket is set. Who's your team? Who will win each matchup? Notable injuries? It's your pre-playoff, Monday Morning NHL thread. Get your goonjuice ready, or make an adult drink...whatever
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Sun April 09, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
So... All's aboard that's getting aboard the 2017 Post Season.. Full speed ahead, just have to hit the ice one last time, rearrange the deck chairs as the band plays on, Jack. First pucks drop at 5 PM ET
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Zamboni legend is ready for octopus office. This mad libs headline has been brought to you by the Detroit Free Press
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Tue April 04, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
All but 4 teams play adding up to a busy night, the 8 West playoff teams are set, the East has 7 fighting the math for the last 3 spots. Divide the snacks, multiply the pops. Fight. The. Math. First pucks drop at 7:00ET
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Sun April 02, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Yesterday was April fools, so of course Edmonton is the top team in the Pacific and Toronto 2nd in the Atlantic. The Bruins & Ducks look to restore order to the Universe in 2 of the 11 NHL games today. First puck drops at 12:30 ET
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