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Headlines matching 'Department of Homeland Security'
Fri May 25, 2012
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(Some All American Guy) Followup The official list of words that get the attention of Homeland Security when you chat with your BFF Jill on FB  (blog.alexanderhiggins.com) (248)
(National Weather Service) Cool That strange noise your phone just made? You probably shouldn't ignore it as you're about to get hit by a tornado or swept away by a tsunami  (erh.noaa.gov) (43)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Reuters) Fail Chipotle accused of hiring illegal Mexican immigrants and is the subject of a Federal Investigation over hiring practices. Which is kind of ironic, considering their food is the furthest you can get from real Mexican  (reuters.com) (211)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Fox News) Fail How dare President Taxbama make the United States more appealing to immigrate to?  (foxnews.com) (43)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad The US Navy is considered the master of six oceans. But Russia, Canada, and Demark have the upper hand in the seventh  (adn.com) (118)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Ron Paul backs CISPA, believing the cybersecurity bill will protect his medication from robots   (idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com) (147)
(Baltimore Sun) Stupid Deep down in places you don't talk about you know. You want the Department of Homeland Security on that wall. YOU NEED THEM ON THAT WALL. Protecting us from counterfeit NFL jerseys  (baltimoresun.com) (85)


Tue April 17, 2012
(Denver Channel) Followup MIT physics researcher who flew to Colorado for sex with minors able to work out one last problem in loop quantum gravity theory  (thedenverchannel.com) (73)


Thu April 12, 2012
(AlterNet) Scary By the way, here's the dystopian surveillance state that's crept into our lives while we were busy watching clips of kittens frolicking with baby penguins  (alternet.org) (47)


Wed April 11, 2012
(My San Antonio) Amusing Gun shop that Rick Perry once praised for "entrepreneurship and service to the state of Texas" raided by the Department of Homeland Security for knowingly selling guns and ammo to smugglers  (mysanantonio.com) (111)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Bloomberg) Scary American Universities are being infiltrated by foreign spies says FBI, plan to train American students in paintball to defeat them  (bloomberg.com) (73)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Some DHS Rascal) Asinine Federal judge eviscerates the Department of Homeland Security with an opinion that scores somewhere between Airplane and Ghostbusters on the "density of quotable lines" scale  (powerlineblog.com) (180)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass MIT researcher provides yet another example of why Intelligence and Wisdom are two separate dice rolls  (dailymail.co.uk) (278)


Fri March 02, 2012
(LA Times) Unlikely Nissan Sentra found to get 1000 mpg and top speed of 650 mph  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (72)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Yahoo) Sad The Most Dangerous National Park in America: Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument, where the Park Rangers take you on tours armed with M14 rifles, Yogi  (news.yahoo.com) (98)


Tue February 28, 2012
(NPR) Interesting Six sci-fi books picked by a professional futurist  (npr.org) (98)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid 2013 to leave New Orleans in a post-apocalyptic state. Well... a post-post-apocalyptic state  (wwltv.com) (28)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Gramer Nazi sues government for conspiring against him in the slam-dunkiest case of backwards correct syntaxing modification fraud you'll ever see   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (81)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing According to Canada Free Press, this is the U.S. Constitution's last chance unless constitutionalists rally behind Rick Santorum  (canadafreepress.com) (81)


Mon February 06, 2012
(CNN) Hero Amtrak to TSA: How about no  (cnn.com) (210)


Mon January 30, 2012
(The Sun) Asinine Tourism tip: If you're planning a visit to the U.S., don't tweet about your plans to "destroy America" or dig up Marilyn Monroe  (thesun.co.uk) (131)

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