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Headlines matching 'Department of Education'
Fri May 25, 2012
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(WAMU) Sick PCP KOs DCFD  (wamu.org) (9)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Townhall) Obvious As we have sanitized our public schools from prayer, from displays of the Ten Commandments, from any teaching that can be associated with biblical sources, we've put government monopoly power behind moral relativism  (townhall.com) (179)


Sun May 13, 2012
(News.com.au) Amusing Welcome everyone, to this years Mother's day P&C event. If you have not done so already, please collect your bag of complimentary chocolate penises from the registration table  (news.com.au) (60)


Sat May 12, 2012
(NYPost) Amusing Dear Parent, We regret to inform you that there is no room for your child in Battery Park Kindergarten public school. But do not worry, we checked with the $16k a year private school right down the street and they still have spaces open  (nypost.com) (125)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Courier Mail) Obvious Porn is so easy to find on the internet these days, the leaders of tomorrow will be known as Generation XXX  (couriermail.com.au) (116)


Tue May 01, 2012
(USA Today) Stupid So you know that impending student loan rate crisis that's about to destroy our nation and has both parties tearing each other apart (again)? Yeah, turns out it's not really much of a crisis at all  (usatoday.com) (147)


Fri April 20, 2012
(New York Daily News) Obvious In a world where America fights to remain in front: Talking pineapple question on state exam stumps Students, Teachers and Principals  (nydailynews.com) (338)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Yahoo) Sick Department of Education cancels woman's $91,000 student loans due to her total disability. IRS now wants $26,000 in "back taxes" because the cancelled student loans count as income  (gma.yahoo.com) (279)


Wed March 28, 2012
(The Skeptic) Followup Skeptic.com gives FARK credit for the story about unpleasant words like "dinosaurs," "birthdays," and "Halloween" which educators have banned from exams  (skeptic.com) (3)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Hartford Courant) Spiffy If you like 19th century champagne that's been stored at temperatures of 39-43 degrees Fahrenheit on the bottom of the Baltic Sea, have I got a sale for you. Bonus: Since the temperature was near perfect, it's still well balanced  (courant.com) (20)


Mon March 19, 2012
(Townhall) Obvious "Yes, Mr. President, that makes a lot of sense. Your regulations and unconstitutional executive orders have caused the price of gas to skyrocket. So, you do control gas prices. Want examples? I'll give you five"  (townhall.com) (277)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero Gingrich has more actual conservative accomplishments than the other three remaining Republicans combined  (renewamerica.com) (91)


Fri February 17, 2012
(The Tennessean) Dumbass Tennessean GOP Leader Opines That Feeding Poor School Children is Ungodly  (tennessean.com) (175)


Thu February 16, 2012
(New York Daily News) Asinine Teacher forces her fifth-grade class to send Christmas cards to her boyfriend in jail. Aww, isn't that 'sweet'  (nydailynews.com) (38)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Age (Melbourne)) Amusing High school English teacher under investigation for showing former female student how to use his Longfellow in porn video  (theage.com.au) (77)

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