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Thu January 26, 2012
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It's FARK word problem time: If a four-year-old boy pulls nine bags of weed out of his jacket pocket and hands them over to his teacher, how many of those nine bags will make it to the police evidence room?
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Wed January 25, 2012
It's a case of who's creepier - the guy who ditched his kids in the car or the guy lurking in the parking lot watching the kids ditched in the car
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Mom tries to sell her 8-month-old son for $7,000. Dunno, sounds a little expensive to me
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