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		Illinois Republicans, normally capable of screwing up a two-car funeral, may pause in their pants-on-headedness long enough to field an electable statewide candidate to run against the usual Chicago machine sleaze. Bonus: she's hot source: weeklystandard.com   |   share:	(174)

Before Lois Lerner went to the IRS, she honed her inquisitorial chops targeting conservative groups at the FEC. Amongst her weapons were fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to Democrats source: weeklystandard.com   |   share:

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As VA GOP Gubernatorial candidate begins his run, he needs to downplay his conservative past and appeal to moderate voters in Northern VA, so let's see who the party chose as his running mate: oh. Oh Lawd source: abcnews.go.com   |   share:

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		Candidates in heated 3-way primary race for the position of county prothonotary spend most of their campaigns explaining to voters what the farking hell a prothonotary is source: phillyburbs.com   |   share:	(15)

We've actually known that IRS employees love Democrats for about 25 years now source: publicintegrity.org   |   share:

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		"Democrats worship abortion with same fervor the Canaanites worshipped Molech" according to perfectly rational and not at all insane person source: thehill.com   |   share:	(162)
		On today's episode of "Republican Hispanic Outreach", State Director of Florida Hispanic Outreach for the RNC quits the GOP and becomes a Democrat source: thinkprogress.org   |   share:	(83)
		Republican with an agenda calls for public Benghazi hearings. Wait, he's a Democrat? Benghazigate is here. Finally, its here. Oh, I thought it would never come. But it came, just the same source: htrnews.com   |   share:	(369)

		Missouri Democrats ditch the usual charts and graphs, and instead bring remote control helicopters and real tinfoil hats onto the floor of the state House source: npr.org   |   share:	(75)

		Ariel Castro, the Cleveland Kidnapper is a registered Democrat. This is important. This means something source: americanthinker.com   |   share:	(204)
		Given his connections to the Muslim Brotherhood and legendary understanding of all things Islamic, it is possible that President Obama could even have arranged for the assault on the compound without the foreknowledge of his Cabinet source: wnd.com   |   share:	(143)
		In a stunning discovery, Federal investigators looking into the activities of six New York Democratic state lawmakers may have found one who isn't on the take source: timesunion.com   |   share:	(14)
		This may come as a complete shock to you, but a Democrat is winning in a Massachusetts Senate race source: wbur.org   |   share:	(20)
		Democrats' latest crush? Ted Cruz. I LOVE THIS SENATOR SO MUCH source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(32)

		"The irony now is that Democrats are left to say Mark Sanford's victory is a loss for women. These very same Democrats are putting up a man, Chuck Sheheen, to run against South Carolina's female Governor, Nikki Haley." It's not sexism when WE do it source: foxnews.com   |   share:	(203)
		Obama to have dinner with Democrats, feast on the souls of children source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(20)
		In today's world, it's okay to be a bigot as long as there's a D beside your name source: thedailybeast.com   |   share:	(74)
		Bill Richardson says that Senator Ted Cruz is not a "real Hispanic". That's a pretty interesting charge from someone whose last name is "Richardson" source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(28)

		Colbert was arrested and spent time in jail for contempt of court. But all we know about that election is that Sanford had an affair source: examiner.com   |   share:	(277)
		Cruz: "Wait wait. I object to this bill. I'll lift the objection if you promise to not raise taxes or the debt ceiling in the next budget bill" Reid: "HAHAHA oh wait, you're serious? HAHAHAHAHAHA. I don't take crap from bullies" source: editors.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(178)

Harvard prof says that gays don't care about the future because they don't have kids, which means Democrats are the real racists, Romney is now president, and Sarah Palin gets to be Judge Judy and Executioner source: bbc.co.uk   |   share:

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		If the Kentucky senator is the Republican Party's standard bearer in 2016, it is not inconceivable that he could destroy the party source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:	(121)
		Fiscal responsibility incarnate: 14 presidential candidates still owe at least $100,000 to their campaign staffers, vendors source: publicintegrity.org   |   share:	(37)

		Poll: Most Americans just want one-party rule...as long as it's their party source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(75)
		"For example, Democrats hate business and are anti-science, while Republicans hate minorities and are anti-science" source: science20.com   |   share:	(72)

Cantor: "Haha, Democrats fell for the sequester," So...the sequester was your idea and we should blame you for it's consequences then? I'm okay with this source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:

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		Good news: Only 51 votes are needed to pass reconciled budget. Bad news: 60 votes are needed to appoint reconcilers source: slate.com   |   share:	(28)
(Some Guy)		Arkansas Republicans say that politicians should fear assassination. Refer to Democrats as "bullet backstops". (fourth paragraph) source: nogy.net   |   share:	(60)

Veteran senator Maximus Cronius Baucus decides to retire after 2014, to spend more time with the lobbying firm he'll be establishing in 2015 source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:

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		Italy's Napolitano speeds search for new government, flavor, because strawberry just isn't that great, to be honest source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:	(69)
		Problem: You're a Republican legislator and you agree with a bill introduced by a Dem but don't want to be called a RINO. Solution: Kill the Dem's bill and introduce a word-for-word copy under your own name source: eclectablog.com   |   share:	(91)
		The REAL reason Democrats are pushing so hard for immigration reform source: politico.com   |   share:	(90)

		After four years of crucifying Senate Democrats for violating regular order by not passing a budget, House Republicans violate regular order by refusing to join conference on budget source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(86)
		"Weiner's poll rising" source: nypost.com   |   share:	(30)

Republican governor of Georgia: ending racial segregation in public schools is "a silly publicity stunt" by the Democratic party source: 13wmaz.com   |   share:

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		Sorry dems, now matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise, the Liberal Super-PAC Progress Kentucky is probably just comically inept, and NOT a GOP false-flag operation source: theweek.com   |   share:	(52)
		It was the Left that illegally recorded Mitch McConnell's staff. Reasons this okay when liberals do it to the right source: nytimes.com   |   share:	(308)

		In an effort to be recognized as something other than a measure of size, Rhode Island now boasts the country's most unpopular governor source: wpri.com   |   share:	(57)
		Former Rep. Anthony Weiner, a man noted for his stand-up ways, is thinking about running for mayor of New York. Suggest a campaign slogan or bumper sticker source: nypost.com   |   share:	(269)
		Congressional Republicans are more prolific tweeters than Democrats, not to mention snarkier source: itworld.com   |   share:	(78)
		Columnist goes on news program and claims slave plantations were run by liberal Democrats. Which network would that be: a) Fox News, b) Fox News, or c) Fox News? source: rawstory.com   |   share:	(141)

		Make that 3 Democrats in the Senate that haven't come out in support of gay marriage source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(51)
		Andrew Cuomo has a grand plan to end corruption in the state legislature. Subby has a grand plan to seduce Kate Upton, and Drew has a grand plan to remain sober this weekend source: nypost.com   |   share:	(39)

"Millions of MoveOn members did not work night and day to put President Obama into office so that he could propose policies that would hurt some of our most vulnerable people" If you enjoy the GOP civil war then you will enjoy the Dems civil war, too source: cnn.com   |   share:

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		How sleazy is New York politics? Enough that Democrats saw the 20-year rap sheet of one of their assembly candidates and said "fark it - we'll wait until he gets elected, then make him wear a wire" source: nydailynews.com   |   share:	(34)
		Congratulations, Bill Nelson. You're the next Democrat to play "I don't want to be the fat kid to be picked last when it comes to Gay marriage". For playing, you'll get one free turtle to marry and enough rainbows to light up your day source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(82)

		Rep. Diana DeGette (D-CO) argues that banning high capacity magazines will reduce gun violence because magazines are used once then discarded source: blogs.denverpost.com   |   share:	(463)
		When it comes down to undermining Wall Street reform, the Republicans aren't the only one in the game source: motherjones.com   |   share:	(24)

It's official, the only remaining Democrats that do not support marriage equality are from states that have more people than teeth source: slate.com   |   share:

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Left in the closet: Democrats holding out on supporting gay marriage source: politico.com   |   share:

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The guy in Bloomberg's ads for gun control, er, gun safety, breaks all the major rules for gun safety source: hotair.com   |   share:

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New Jersey Democratic Assemblyman is caught in a BDSM scandal. The safe word was "tax cuts" source: nypost.com   |   share:

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Don't get too overconfident Libbys. Here are a few things you need to change to keep your lead over the Cons. Take it or lose it, your choice source: theatlantic.com   |   share:

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Is Hillary Clinton too conservative to be President? Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh harder source: buzzfeed.com   |   share:

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A new bill would require government employees be fired if they owe back taxes. Democrats on the committee opposed the bill. Hmm, wonder why? source: dailycaller.com   |   share:

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		Democrats like spending cuts so much, their budget counts them twice source: foxnews.com   |   share:	(83)
		Apparently Americans actually like repressing minorities, destroying the social safety net, imprisoning doctors and pregnant women, and stealing your money to give it to the wealthy. We just don't like the people who are doing it source: slate.com   |   share:	(50)

Undocumented Immigrants are 'Undocumented Democrats': Representative from Iowa says a pathway to citizenship is Republican suicide source: buzzfeed.com   |   share:

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		Two weeks in, the vast majority of Democrats, Republicans and Independents all agree on one thing: The sequester bites source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(76)
		Contrasting the GOP with the democrats, who, he says "haven't had a new idea since the Studebaker" Sen McConnell lays out the visionary Republican agenda for this Congress, which is to try to repeal Obamacare..for the 72nd time source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:	(83)
		Because it is impossible that a Democrat from New Jersey could be involved in corruption, here's yet another non-story hit piece on the grand jury fishing expedition looking into the dealings of hooker-free and selfless public servant Bob Menendez source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(76)

		Senate Democrats block the Tea Party's attempt to cut Obamacare in the budget bill. Well you'll never win them over if you keep letting socialism through source: politico.com   |   share:	(26)
		Senate Democrats smack around Obama over entitlement cuts. Obama was heard to shout "TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT" source: thehill.com   |   share:	(25)
		Fox News token Democrat hottie states that "most Republicans are fat-asses." While people on the set scarf donuts, drink from a two-liter bottle of soda, and smoke cigarettes source: slate.com   |   share:	(38)
		Columnist wonders why Dem's budget is so boring while Paul Ryan's budget is so exciting, apparently forgets that reality is usually far more boring than epic fantasy source: slate.com   |   share:	(22)

		Sen. Ted Cruz (R-eally grasping) "Defund Obamacare or we'll shut down the government". Democrats: "Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder" source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(232)
		Senators say that the NRA is ready to cave on background checks. Anyone felt their hands recently? source: firstread.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(499)
		Kentucky Democrats are afraid Ashley Judd really is running for the Senate. The Blue Devils may care source: theatlantic.com   |   share:	(153)

Now that Obamacare is the law of the land, Democrats are having a go at deciding that portions of it are stupid. Grab the popcorn source: politico.com   |   share:

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Three leading House Energy and Commerce Committee democrats are calling for an oversight hearing on President Bush's Obama phone program source: thehill.com   |   share:

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		John Cusack, political progressive, on the filibuster against drones: "For god's sake where are Democrats ??" source: theblaze.com   |   share:	(272)
		In a world were both Democrats and Republicans can get away with illegal wiretapping, the country that birthed the mafia just sentenced Berlusconi to a year in prison for doing the same source: bbc.co.uk   |   share:	(41)

Now the Democrats worry: Crap, Obama may have cried wolf a little. Baaaaaaad President source: politico.com   |   share:

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Newt Gingrich goes full RINO. You never go full RINO source: salon.com   |   share:

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Sarah Palin says that the Feds are stockpiling bullets for civil unrest, while slamming Democrats for "wetting [their] proverbial pants" over nothing source: marketdailynews.com   |   share:

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"The level of enmity and distrust here between Democrats and Republicans is as deep as it has been in a long time -- and both sides are in danger of underestimating the other's willingness to let destructive things happen to the country" source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:

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Democrats get a broad victory over Republicans source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:

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		According to a new poll, a majority of Americans find the Republican Party "out of touch" and "extreme." Obviously this means that the GOP needs to become more pure and move farther to the right source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(95)
		Poll reveals Democrats prefer bagels, Republicans like donuts, and Libertarians say that breakfast isn't in the Constitution source: courierpostonline.com   |   share:	(59)
		Not News: Democrats are not convinced that Olive Garden constitutes a "quality source of authentic ethnic food". Fark: Republicans think it just might source: publicpolicypolling.com   |   share:	(117)

Sen. John McCain battles angry constituents in get-off-my-lawnathon source: nbcnews.com   |   share:

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		Hillary Clinton would "Clear the field" in 2016 source: buzzfeed.com   |   share:	(100)
		"Lawmakers go NIMBY on sequester." Republicans to go NAMBLA on airport bathroom stalls. Democrats to go all hippy-dippy on your atheist daughter source: politico.com   |   share:	(23)

		Failed Senate candidate Richard "rape is a Gift from God" Mourdock says he hasn't ruled out another run for office as many people have urged him to stay in politics-sure most of them are Democrats but still source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:	(41)
		NY Democrats to NY Republicans: Stop being crazier than we are, otherwise Cuomo can't run for president. NY Republicans: But we've got this poo-flinging thing all figured out...now, if you Democrats would just hold still source: nypost.com   |   share:	(52)

"First, we believe in absolutely gun-free, zero-tolerance, totally safe schools. That means no guns in America's schools, period". Was this the a) anti-gun Brady Campaign, b) mainstream Democrats, or c) National Rifle Association, after Columbine? source: thinkprogress.org   |   share:

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Kansas lawmakers asked to pray for the "dark spiritual areas" of the state. FARK: The areas are the ones with the most Democrats source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:

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		Debbie Wasserman-Schultz: Here's a sweet old lady who'll be eating dog food if those big old GOP meanies shave even the slightest bit of Medicare metastasis. Press: Sorry, Deb - we actually did our legwork for once and she's a Florida political hack source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share:	(104)
		Sen. RAND PAUL (R-KY) on Ashley Judd: "She's a famous actress. She's an attractive woman, she presents herself well and is articulate. She doesn't really represent Kentucky" source: maddowblog.msnbc.com   |   share:	(134)
		Democrats want to use the SOTU to fire the first salvo of the fourteenth round of debt talks with the 113th Congress. This is not a repeat, but it sure feels like deja vu source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(32)
		Years of Democrats being like cats being herded on the open plains works in Reid's favor as he tried to herd the GOP into a corner like sheep to be slaughtered, cows to be milked, llamas to be shaved source: politico.com   |   share:	(17)

Former GOP senator wants politicians to stop applauding the President during the SOTU speech. We get it, he's a Democrat source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:

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		GOP congressman being investigated for illegal lobbyist based trip to Taiwan. Oh, wait a minute, he's a Democrat. That is why this is a link to a local news source and not MSNBC or CNN source: northcountrypublicradio.org   |   share:	(203)
		The absurdity of the GOP's position on spending, all in a handy dandy chart source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(240)

		In news that will shock you, it turns out that the less "ethnically challenged" a congressional district is drawn, the more likely a Republican represents it. Shocking, absolutely shocking source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(67)
		Ron Paul Tweet manages to unite Democrats and Republicans in bipartisan disgust. Awww, it's nice to see everyone getting along now source: thedailydolt.com   |   share:	(140)

CNN's Zakaria gets 15-minute interview with Al Gore -- the discussion includes the sale of Current TV, but no questions about Al Jazeera's connection to oil money. It's amazing what Democrats are not asked source: newsbusters.org   |   share:

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"The enemy's not going to cower in defeat because we have a female Eskimo Hispanic dwarf cross-dresser and some handicapable, transgendered breast cancer survivor as a soldier on the front line, ready to unleash an attack of unparalleled diversity" source: dailykos.com   |   share:

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A day of work in the life of a member of Congress: 4 hours of fundraising "call time", 1 hour of "strategic outreach" (fundraising), 1 hour "recharge time", and 3 hours of actual Congressional work source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:

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Senate Democrats get their 60 votes for the Violence Against Women Act. Subby's not sure if this warrants a "spiffy" tag for the vote or a "sad" tag for the fact that 60 votes were needed to break a GOP filibuster source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:

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Democrats: You see. The defense cuts will kill this country's economy. House GOP: So? source: politico.com   |   share:

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		Dems agree on a table scrap of a candidate to challenge NJ's Chris Christie source: hosted.ap.org   |   share:	(48)
		Remember all that good will Christie has been building the past couple months? About that source: philly.com   |   share:	(131)

		President Obama says bipartisanship would be more likely if conservative media stopped punishing Republicans for even talking to him. Conservative media has a problem with this source: foxnews.com   |   share:	(258)
		Remember that VA electoral college vote that Democrats opposed vehemently? Yeah, it turns out that they also supported similar bills in the past source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(42)
		Democrats team up with the Teahadists to take on the Mad Turtle. It's the Justice League of Stupid source: politico.com   |   share:	(41)

		Tom Tancredo loses a bet, says he'll smoke pot now that it has been made legal in Colorado. Democrats still trying to figure out what he was smoking before source: thehill.com   |   share:	(42)
		"Do I think we're going to turn Texas in two years? Probably not. Do I think we can turn Texas in four years? Absolutely, because I think the Republican Party in Texas is going to drive itself off a cliff" source: politico.com   |   share:	(124)

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