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Headlines matching 'Democrats'
Mon April 21, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Statistical analysts: "Democrats have a 1% chance of retaking the House." Democrats: "So you're saying there's a chance"
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Fri April 18, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New data implicates Democrats in massive 12 million voter vote-buying scheme
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Wed April 16, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What's a good Democrat to do if she wants to use her remarks from a Senate hearing in a campaign ad, but accidentally flubbed them on camera? Why, restage the hearing and pretend like it's the real one, of course
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Mon April 14, 2014
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Nevada Republicans decide to become Democrats
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats to Hillary: For the love of Christ, either announce or go back to book deals. Some of us would like to know if we should bother trying to run for the nomination and we can't do that with you blue-balling everyone
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator defends the Koch brothers: "They're not breaking the law." Did I mention he's also a Democrat?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Democrats' hope for 2014: governor races since state lines can't be gerrymandered
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You know who's really happy about the Ryan budget? Is it a) the House Republicans who passed the bill, b) Obamacare opponents who believe THIS time the repeal vote will actually work, or c) Democrats who actually read what was in the budget
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
I used to be a regular farker like you, but then I took an arrow to the wallet
 
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Democrats relish attacking GOP budget" I had a dachshund, you know a hot dog, who tried to chase Paul Ryan once, his little legs got all mustard out
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Wed April 09, 2014
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
What is the Democrats' problem with married women?
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats side with....Ted Cruz? Goddammit, they all bet on Kentucky winning, didn't they?
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Apparently Breitbart news IS conservative's personal erotica site, and they are into some REALLY freaky, weird shiat involving Nancy Pelosi, Miley Cyrus, Jerry Brown and Arnold Schwarzennegger
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Sat April 05, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC refers to the April jobs report as "meh"
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Fri April 04, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats praying for an economic Spring so good, it makes a blowjob from a $1000/hr hooker seem like crap. Not that I would know of such a thing
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Tue April 01, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrat's target for 2014: Paul Ryan and his no-good, very bad Budget
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(98)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Heritage Foundation proposes new Barefoot and Pregnant initiative, Democrats immediately co-opt the plan as the compromise position on Women's rights
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Mon March 31, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans will continue to hold the US House as long as Democratic voters conveniently pack themselves close together in cities
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Party of the Rich: Clarence, refresh everyone's drinks, serve the lobster puffs and the buffalo shrimp ...... Clarence, where the hell are the gift bags? I requested you bring those out when you served the Lime Rickeys
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(The Progressive)
 
 
 
Republicans pissed that Obama paid tribute to WWI casualties. Oh, wait a second, I meant Democrats pissed that Obama paid tribute to WWI casualties
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Sat March 29, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
This just in: Young people will most likely vote for Democrats because of their youngness and idealizism
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Thu March 27, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republican Candidate for County Supervisor say his remarks "were taken out of context" when he accused his opponent of "murdering his grandchild" -in order to deflect questions about his own criminal conviction for animal cruelty
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House Democrats: For fark's sake, Issa, either shiat or get off the Benghazi pot. Either way, pay your damn tab, you deadbeat
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Tue March 25, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Democrats' desperate gambit: They cannot explain their failures and resort instead to shrieking, "Watch out: Here come the vote-suppressing, racist, women-hating Republicans"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House Democrats take up religion once more and toss another Hail Mary. At this rate, they'll get starting QB on the Lions next year
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Mon March 24, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Liberal media once again reminds us that liberals are no good elitists ruining everything for everyone
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats: "Nate Silver is biased towards Republicans"
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Wed March 19, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even Democrats believe that piping Canadian oil for export to the worldwide market will help American workers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Introducing the discovery of the GOP Lawmaker Principle: As the national electoral plight of Democrats increases, so does the incidence of stories about obscure state Republican lawmakers saying something stupid
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
NY Republicans and Democrats offended at being compared to Nazis, because there's no way a concentration camp gets built in New York without opening eight years late and $10 billion over budget
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Tue March 18, 2014
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Federal government takes in record revenue in taxes. Republicans derp to the right. Democrats herp to the, um, right also
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Sun March 16, 2014
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Since a Republican governor was elected in Iowa, his administration has paid nearly $300,000 to six former state employees who were fired because they voted for Democrats and clearly weren't qualified to do the jobs they'd been doing for years
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Fri March 14, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gov. Walker suddenly calls for Special Session to push voter restrictions bill in Wisconsin the same week Rasmussen poll shows he is now tied with Dem challenger. I'm sure that's just a coincidence though. Nothing to see here
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Thu March 13, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Democrats failing to win a special election in Florida, for a seat that they haven't held in 21 years, is absolute, unabashed, unbiased proof that they are totally and irrevocably screwed in 2014. Book it. Done
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Tue March 11, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Alex Sink or swim? Will Jolly still giggle? Will Florida be the first step in the GOP's 2014 Road to Disappointment? Will Democrats snatch defeat from the jaws of victory? This is your 2014 Florida Special Election Thread
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats to throw a Hail Mary to save unemployment benefits, which is exactly what Jesus would/wouldn't have done, depending on which Schrodinger's Christian you talk to
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats pull all-nighter to battle the weather. Several conspicuous no-shows mar solidarity. Tout sheet suggests: Bet heavily on the weather; the fix is in
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Mon March 10, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Noted Conservative media publication, Mother Jones, takes Democrats to the mat for their lack of doing anything for the working class
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
California Democrats are now investing in Cheetos for donations
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Sun March 09, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter laments the "browning of America", offers a solution to the perceived problem. Not quite a final solution, but she's getting there
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Democrats are going out of their way to make sure hungry people get food. And if we don't stop them now, they might do something even worse
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Thu March 06, 2014
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
ABC poll shows Democrats in serious trouble for 2014 mid-term elections. Typical mainstream media response: ABC ignores, provides extended "Dancing with the Stars" coverage
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Wed March 05, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Finally, an issue that can unite Democrats and Teabaggers: Fighting legislation that makes HOAs more powerful than politicians
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Tue March 04, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Polls show that Democrats are really, really good at getting voters to "trust" them. The only problem is that they really, really suck at winning elections
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Democrats fear a Kesha nomination. We all do, guys
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Sun March 02, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How Republicans lost their minds and Democrats lost their souls
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Sat March 01, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones want you to know that Democrats are the new Ku Klux Klan and argle bargle fwap fwap ah-OOOO-ga
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Thu February 27, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
GOP strategists have come up with a new way to combat Democrats' claims that they are waging a War on Women: "No, you"
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Wed February 26, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Texas Democrats about to nominate a Lyndon LaRouche cultist who wants to impeach Obama as their candidate to run against John Cornyn for the US Senate. Florida tag breathless with admiration
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Democrats sign up four million new voters just in time for an election
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Fri February 21, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Republicans, who just yesterday blasted the President for not proposing Social Security cuts, are back to blasting Democrats for proposing Social Security cuts
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Thu February 20, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sen. Markey (D-redd) introduces legislation requiring that guns use fingerprint technology so only their designated owners can fire them
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Wed February 19, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP senators are looking for a way to pass jobless benefits...wait...are you *sure* they're not Democrats? 'Cause I gotta plead ignorance here, this sounds very much like something anyone but the GOP would do
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Tue February 18, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Forty-four members of the House and Senate have said they will be leaving Congress this year, including 24 Republicans and 20 Democrats. Unfortunately, they are all likely to be replaced with politicians
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Mon February 17, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
During last week's budget vote Democrats took the extraordinary step of ordering the Senate clerk not to read aloud the ongoing vote tally to avoid setting off a market panic
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Sun February 16, 2014
(InformationWeek)
 
 
 
Democrats push bill that mandates a "kill switch" for all smartphones sold in the US. To protect consumers, of course
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Fri February 14, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox New commentator/pin-up girl S.E. Cupp apparently has a stroke on air as she blasts Democrats for focusing on nonessential issue like "birth control for solar panels, whatever it is"
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Wed February 12, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
No longer content with assailing liberals in this reality, the NRO has taken its crusade to parallel universes, where Democrats are guilty of innumerable hypothetical offenses
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Sun February 09, 2014
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Into The Abyss: Puerto Rico cannot stop the bleeding as the economy tanks. Thanks, Democrats
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Thu February 06, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Ultra-liberal Massachusetts democrats cover up fellow democrat's crimes while saying GOP is just as bad. Wait, they kicked him out on his ass? Never mind then
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Tue February 04, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP caught putting up bogus campaign websites to sucker Democrats into donating to Republicans. GOP spokesman says she can't understand how anyone would think that SinkForCongress2014.com would be Sink's actual campaign site
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(115)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California Democrats are run by a bunch of old white people. Not old white people are increasingly bitter about this
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(79)
 


Mon February 03, 2014
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Lorne Michaels on why SNL makes fun of Republicans more than Democrats: Democrats can't take a joke unlike Republicans, and we need the audience
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Fri January 31, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell: "We're gonna have a laser-like focus on jobs" Grimes: "What the hell? You guys are like cats watching a laser pointer on a roomba"
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(71)
 


Thu January 30, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
How Democrats learned to stop worrying and love the bomb that is Citizens United
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Wed January 29, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Democrats take over Virginia State Senate and reorganize committees based on their new majority. Republicans: OMG OUTRAGEOUS POWER GRABBING FASCISTS
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Tue January 28, 2014
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
96% of the Democrats who support a higher minimum wage don't pay their interns anything
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Mon January 27, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
For whatsoever the Tea Party soweth, that shall Republicans also reap. It's looking like Democrats may harvest the farm vote
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(48)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Google exec counts her money, realizes which percent she's in and decides to join the board of an organization devoted to helping the GOP catch up to Democrats in the use of electoral information technology
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(41)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
NJ Democrats plan to merge traffic
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Fri January 24, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans: "If Democrats won't agree to jack up health insurance costs, we'll force the country info default"
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(270)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Democrats show their superior compassion and devotion to solving the income inequality quandary by holding a conference on the issue at the St. Regis in Manhattan. Rooms start at $695/night
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Thu January 23, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans think hard work can make you rich. Democrats don't. This explains everything wrong with our country
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(486)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Church holds fundraiser for Republican candidate, claims it isn't violating IRS regulations because it would have done the same for any Democrat who responded to their unsent invitations
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Thu January 16, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Harry Reid has one word to describe GOP charges that Democrats deliberately wanted the bill extending unemployment benefits to fail so they could campaign against "Republican obstructionism" in the fall
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(129)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama to Senate Dems: Guys, come on. This is the *first* time in 60 years where we can actually look like badasses on foreign policy. Do you *really* want to f*ck that up? We don't even have to go to war if you keep your mouths shut
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(46)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats may go on about how important it is to have a meaningful retirement, unless the House of Representatives is in jeopardy, then you can go fark yourselves, assholes
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(5)
 


Tue January 14, 2014
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Two days gone this week, two NY Democrats booted from the state legislature for corruption, sleaziness. Illinois, New Jersey, Louisiana, Florida debate how to top this
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(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lawmakers reveal $1.1 trillion budget deal. Democrats get increased funding for domestic programs and infrastructure, Republicans finally get their revenge on ObamaCare and incandescent lightbulbs
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(91)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How getting out the pot vote could reshape the American political landscape. Unfortunately, the pot vote usually sleeps in on election days, like most other days
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Mon January 13, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Maricopa County Republican party votes overwhelmingly to censure John McCain (R-AZ) for daring to work with Democrats. This is why we can't have nice things
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(141)
 


Sat January 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who knew that Chinese hackers could bring Democrats and Republicans together?
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(12)
 


Tue January 07, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep Paul Broun (R-GA) isn't saying that if Democrats win in Georgia it was aliens... but it was aliens
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(40)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Because the Democrat Party is the accepting and all inclusive party, that's why
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(116)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Democrats are close to finding 60 people in the Senate that have poor people in their state
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(195)
 


Mon January 06, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Are you a Democrat but don't really want to vote for Hillary in 2016? Meet her most likely primary challenger
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(218)
 


Fri January 03, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
South Carolina GOP pushing for mandatory school prayer bill. Wait, did we say the GOP? Sorry, we mean South Carolina Democrats. Wait, what?
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(108)
 


Wed January 01, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The left sends its vast hordes into GOP primaries and that's why there hasn't been a conservative running for president since Reagan in '84
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(142)
 


Tue December 31, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
History, momentum and geography are all in favor of the GOP recapturing the Senate in 2014. Fortunately for democrats however, they can likely again count on the Tea Party to preserve their legislative majority
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(27)
 
(Politicker)
 
 
 
Democrats really put the hammer down on serial sex-harassing assemblyman by requiring him to take a grueling seminar and stripping him of his powerful unpaid position as chairman of the library committee. That'll teach him
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(60)
 


Sun December 29, 2013
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Democrats: here's all these Republicans calling for impeachment of Obama. Fox News: Democrats are raising impeachment issue
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(117)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: "I think it was absolutely a mistake for President Obama and Harry Reid to force a government shutdown." The balls on this guy
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(317)
 


Fri December 27, 2013
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Asking voters to show identification is not racist, and it's not about voter suppression; It's about proving your ability to vote in a manner similar to how one validates his or her identity in the private sector
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