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44 headlines found matching 'Democratic primary'
Tue June 28, 2016
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"It is absolutely true that San Francisco has flipped for Bernie," This was not true
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Democrats on Fattah: Meh, corruption's okay when we do it
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know those Bernie voters that would flock to Trump since Hillary got the nod? Well, not so much
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Wed June 15, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton discusses party unity and the path of beating Trump with presumptive non-nominee Bernie Sanders
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders aired 206,528 ads between them this year. Not one was deemed negative." Tag is for the two candidates maintaining a good, clean fight
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out "getting your ass handed to you" is a form of "exiting on your own terms"
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Mon June 06, 2016
(LA Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
The AP has declared Clinton the winner of the Democratic primary. That's the joke
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Apparently Hillary is not all that popular with environmentalists in California because they're about to put Bernie Sanders on top in the primary on Tuesday
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"What if Bernie wins California?" Well there will be dancing in the streets, dogs and cats sleeping together, mass hysteria and...does that Bernie mural have a blue mustache?
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: "I'm a superdelegate and I don't believe in superdelegates" - and POOF she disappeared
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LA Times endorses Hillary Clinton
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Fri June 03, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Here's how California Democrats will make sure Bernie doesn't disrupt the coronation
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Apparently realizing just how badly he'd get massacred debating someone who can actually shout louder than him, Trump is trying to weasel out the debate with Sanders his people agreed to
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Dems openly discuss sending Debbie Wasserman-Schultz back to Florida, which is the worst thing that could happen to anyone
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Voters rank Clinton higher than Trump in just about every way in new Washington Post/ABC News poll, but more still plan to vote for Trump
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Thu May 19, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Democrats are increasingly having to ask: "What are we going to do about the Bernie Bros when he formally loses and how do we reduce his incitement of them? It's not like we can shoot them into the woods from a catapult. Wait, can we?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders no longer just a bit player in the Senate thanks to his dividing of the Democratic party
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Local 8 Knoxville)
 
 
 
Kentuckians head to the polls to choose between Presumptive Nominee Hillary Clinton and Presumptive Sore Loser Bernie Sanders. Remember, they elected Bevin. It's your Official Kentucky (and Oregon) Primary Discussion Thread. Polls open at 6AM and close at 6PM
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
A) West Virginians are more racist than sexist
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For Clinton, the general election is about married women. Starting in swing state Virginia. If Bill knows what you mean
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Wed May 04, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sanders to Clinton: Hoosier Daddy?
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Tue May 03, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Indiana voters will decide Hoosier daddy, Cruz or Trump. Will Bobby Knight's endorsement help or hurt? Will Hillary be one step closer, or will Sanders usurp? It's your Indiana Primary Discussion Thread. Polls close at 6PM CT
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Fri April 29, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Bernie? Bernie Who?" laughs Hillary Clinton; flicking her cigarette butt at Sanders supporters, and haphazardly backing her Tesla up over your grandma to get access to Goldman Sachs' cash vaults. "It's back to business as usual around here, boys"
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Democratic strategist: Trump will beat Hillary like 'a baby seal.' Which actually isn't that hard to imagine
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Bernie's political revolution failed because poor people have permanently given up on politics: "It would take Jesus himself to come down and tell them to go vote"
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In the 1970s, Alaska Senator Mike Gravel was laughed at for his support of winter tourism and legalized marijuana. Who's laughing now, dickwads?
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
*waves hand* There is no Bernie Sanders movement. Now about those droids
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Fri April 15, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Last night's Democratic debate summary. "Clinton: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sanders: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻"
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's been a year since Freddie Gray died while in the custody of Baltimore police, and the city that inspired The Wire and Homicide: Life on the Street is really slow at getting over the incident and trusting their cops again
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Sat April 09, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Fourteen delegates are at stake in Wyoming today. Can Bernie extend his winning streak, or will Hillary stop him? Will voters go for establishment or wild card? It's your Wyoming Democratic Primary Discussion Thread
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Fri April 08, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Democratic presidential contender Mervin O'Muffley says he won't endorse either Sanders or Clinton. Not that anyone cares
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Axis of Logic)
 
 
 
"Bernie Sanders says Hillary Clinton is 'not qualified' to be President. Didn't we already know that?"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
I know this election is confusing, Blacks. Let me White-splain it to you
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Tue April 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
In shocking news, a new interview with Bernie reviews he knows jack about foreign policy, barely anything on domestic policy, and has no idea how to implement any of his buzzword campaign platforms
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Wed March 30, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York Democratic primary voters to enjoy retro, Soviet-style election where party bosses have chosen the winner before election day
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old man yells at Cloon
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Lawmaker's daughter accused of attacking mom's rival with a staple gun. Very tacky
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Sorry Hillary, the Michigan Democratic primary shows that Americans are sick and tired of the 90's-style "gotcha" politics. No cookie for you
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Wed March 09, 2016
(US News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders Defeats Nate Silver in Michigan
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It turns out that Bernie Sanders is only MOSTLY dead
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
So you're saying there was a chance
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Tue March 01, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Georgia Democrats: How come we were given Republican ballots? And why does the system say we already voted when we didn't? Elections officials: Your fault, you trusted us. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(BNO News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders racks up today's first win, taking New Zealand 21 to 6
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
People wasted $5 million on Bernie Sanders's campaign in one day
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