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321 headlines found matching 'Death'
Tue December 12, 2017
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Here, take all my money for "The Holy Méme Bible" ... I'll need a brazillion of them just to give out as presents for the holidays
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Mon December 11, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
China announces plans to recreate Shakespeare's birthplace of Stratford-upon-Avon. Next: will announce plans to recreate Charles Dickens' birthplace, Walt Whitman's birthplace, Stephanie Meyer's birthplace
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sorrowful Andrew Ridgeley wants your help in getting Last Christmas to #1. "George was passionate about getting his songs to No 1, which is why it is important to me now that the anniversary of his death be marked by an accolade of this kind"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
(Spoiler) explains (spoiler)'s death was really real. "Leaving Walking Dead wasn't my decision" (spoiler). Super spoiler warning: don't even mouse-over the link to TFA if you don't like spoilers. SPOILERS
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Sun December 10, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
50 years ago, Dec. 10, 1967, the great Otis Redding dies in a plane crash, making "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay" history's first posthumous #1 hit and the biggest song of Redding's career
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you think the wildfires in southern California are bad now, just wait until next year. And the year after that. And the year after that. And the year after that. And the year after that
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Sat December 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
California avocado crop destroyed, millennials forced to buy extra lattes to stay broke
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gass has passed
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Another day, another story about Artie Lange being at death's door
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A body bag was filmed falling out of the boot of a hearse at a busy junction in New Zealand. Authorities stated that some heads are gonna roll
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(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
California medical examiners resign in protest over sheriff's pressuring them to change causes of death in cases involving police officers
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns crunch the numbers and fire GM Sashi Brown. Surely, this will turn things around
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Decider)
 
 
 
Porn star August Ames dead at 23, possibly by her own hand
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man who shot and killed ex-girlfriend with gun he was barred from possessing won't be charged with any crimes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Clinton Portis and his Washington Redskins teammates used to do shots of Hennessy before games with Santana Moss and the late Sean Taylor
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Conservative economist Stephen Moore claims GOP tax overhaul is "death to Democrats". Looks like he misspelled "United States"
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Rochester Post Bulletin)
 
Boobies
 
In the 1980s, breast cancer killed white and black women at the same rate. When detection technology got better, only the rate for white women improved. Here's how the ta-tas got even
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"Yes, the Senate GOP tax bill would cause 'thousands' to die"
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Adam Driver wants you to believe he almost turned down "Star Wars", goes full 'Clerks' on The Death Star; "Isn't that also an act of terrorism against the hundreds of thousands of people who died there? Did they not have families?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The evolution of data leaks: It's easier to fool people than technology
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Fri December 01, 2017
(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
Idiots vow to #BoycottSanFrancisco on Twitter while simultaneously breaking said boycott by failing to look up where Twitter HQ is located
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Wait, who says "Pinch-Punch" the first of the month?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Who knew NBA knucklehead and perennial malcontent Boogie Cousins was such a fan of 1997's "Titanic" movie? You going soft on us, Boogie?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Trump is God's anointed and is never wrong." THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
It turns out some tattoos still look pretty damn good 40 years after the original inkings when they're old enough to join AARP, collect social security, and yell at clouds
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here's Alex Jones "impersonating" a liberal lesbian brain-eating dominatrix
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Deputies investigate suspicious death of man in truck near Sweet Home. Officials suspect victim may have taken it off a Sweet Jump
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Wed November 29, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
White House: It doesn't matter what is real
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Can and should you take the day off work or pull the kids out of school to enjoy a snow day?
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New tests at the site of "Jesus' tomb" in Jerusalem confirm traditional beliefs that it was built in the 4th century by Romans
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Taxing unhealthy foods while subsidizing healthy options sounds great, but where will we get the ethanol to drive to the store?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Supreme Court declines to take up drone strike death lawsuit, possibly after hearing a buzzing sound from somewhere overhead
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
People driving while playing 'Pokémon Go' may have caused billions in damages in the U.S, tenfold increase in Darwin award recipients
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Because he'd been swiping Billy Zane's donuts during shooting breaks, that's why
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Now that we've got Negan's backstory and saw Gabriel remain useless, it's back to the Hilltop as internal strife hits the Council of Ricks, Ezekiel in shock after suffering losses. Will anyone die? Will ratings drop? The Walking Dead, 9pm EST on AMC
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Dogs and cats traveling together
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Shoulderblade charged in deadly beating. Humerus finds nothing funny about this
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Widow of CBS engineer who died accidentally during auto-erotic act in PA hotel closet sues network, which denied her life insurance claim due to auto-eroticism exception. CSI team to investigate, and Tony Romo predicted this would happen
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Sat November 25, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Hunter mistakes pickup truck for deer and shoots it, days after a woman was shot to death by a hunter who had mistaken her for a deer in the same New York county
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Joe Manganiello shares the first look at Deathstroke from DC's next disaster movie
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Fri November 24, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How reef researchers are dealing with the death of Coral. THE REEF IS DYING, CORAL
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The art of Terry Pratchett's Discworld
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeless veteran pays it forward by giving woman his last $20 after she ran out of gas, she pays it backward by raising $100,000 for him. The cycle of giving just in time for Thanksgiving
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Coffee is good for you, but how good? Seven cups a day cuts chances of death by 10 percent? That's a lotta coffee, I don't know how you can drink seven cups of coffee a day anyway, I'm trying it but I really see no effects when is it supposed to
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Nude Joe Barton (R-TX) selfies surface on the net, proving that that is not dead which can eternal lie, and that with strange aeons even death may die
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Apparently, police officers are not allowed to draw their weapons and wave them around for no reason
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump congratulates himself for pardoning the White House Turkey
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man found dead in NYC homeless shelter with mystery demonic marking on back of head
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man accused of beating his roommate to death over stolen beer told investigators he confronted his 58-year-old roommate about the Keystone Ice and fought with him, then left him lying on the floor and went to bed
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul Stanley says Marilyn Manson is trying to capitalize off of Charles Manson's death; guess Marilyn can kiss his credibility goodbye
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Canadian who treated son's meningitis in the most Canadian manner is not very Canadian about it
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
RIP - Warren 'Pete' Moore. He no longer believes in Miracles, nor is one
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Surely there's some surviving relative of Manson, or else in 10 days he'll wind up as garbage
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Bassist for Five Finger Death Punch says 'It's Hard To Write A Hit Song,' primarily because you play in the band Five Finger Death Punch
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The man who had Magnitsky arrested and killed in prison accuses the guy behind the Magnitsky Act of being a serial killer. You were gonna submit this with a funnier headline but you fell out a seventh story window onto 32 bullets
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New Theory: Kim Jong Un is in fact a broken clock
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(Gossip Cop)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves Did NOT Say Hollywood elites use "blood of babies to get high." He said they use them "to make pie"
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ahead of the one year anniversary of the death of Sharon Jones, the Dap-Kings pay tribute
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The head that wouldn't die
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Thu November 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
CTE confirmed in living NFL player for the first time
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Keep farking that chicken, you'll kill it. Literally
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Well, North Korea just called Trump a "hideous criminal sentenced to death" for insulting short, fat Kim Jong-Un
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
I don't know what they're doing up there in the frozen wastes of Alaska, but the Musk Oxen are not amused
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Meet the 'Swim Reaper', who hangs out at the beach in New Zealand to warn people with his dark humor about the risk of drowning
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now there're some folk 'round these parts who'll tell ya they remember a time when the "days since a mass shooting" sign sometimes had two digits on it, but, I think they must be very old, or very great liars
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly half of U.S. adults will have high blood pressure under new guidelines, which were totally not influenced by the makers of high blood pre$ure medication in any way
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nuke Penn State From Orbit: Fraternity Hazing Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Important question: Which Die Hard sequel is the best? Followup: Which Indiana Jones movie (including original) is best?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Negan and The Saviors respond to the war started by the Council of Ricks, and there were some emotional losses in the eighth season, including one expected but sadly shocking death of one of the series' most beloved characters [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Naked man stabbed to death in Oklahoma City probably didn't plan on being in this headline
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
So, the Trump administration is legitimately starving people to death
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(Independent)
 
 
 
After being caught molesting children at birthday party, New York man inexplicably falls to his death instead of ascending to U.S. Senate
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Sun November 12, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
About that Green Beret found dead in Mali.... you can say the investigation into his death is SEAL'd
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Negan gets a new weapon for The Saviors to use against the Council of Rick. Will Carol find romance with Daryl, or will she find someone new? Will any fresh Saviors sit Shiva? Will anything remotely interesting happen? The Walking Dead, 9pm EST on AMC
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Boston sports radio personality apologizes for insensitive rant on Roy Halladay's death. No, not that one. Or that one. Yup, that one
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Meesa bantha fodder? -- It turns out, that the actor who played Jar Jar, like you and the rest the inhabitants of the known universe not named George, wanted Jar Jar to die a gruesome death in "The Revenge of the Sith"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Barry Gibb developing new Bee Gees musical. Only good can come of this
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones doubles down on his latest conspiracy theory, saying the media and antifa gave the Texas shooter permission to kill
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fresh mystery as inquest into death of street light conspiracy theorist who vomited two litres of black blinker fluid is delayed without reason
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Accidentally packing your husband's prescription pain pills on a trip to Egypt? That's a death by hangin'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Russian man who says he was born on Mars claims the Sphinx can be unlocked by a device behind the structure's ear
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Florida State skips double secret probation and goes right to indefinite suspension of entire Greek system. (Sad tag is for latest binge drinking fatality)
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's The Walking Dead, in which we saw more talking, more monologueing, more Shiva, and of course the obligatory ancillary character death [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
India's "Cow vigilantes" might be extremist Hindus that are willing to beat Muslim farmers to death for raising beef cattle out of religious fervor, or they might be cattle rustlers who've figured out a way to get tacit government protection
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi's attempts to buy the Buffalo Bills were brought down in a blaze of glory by none other than Donald Trump
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Sun November 05, 2017
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Sea otters can read, apparently
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The good news: heart disease fatality rate plummets. The bad news: deaths from drug overdoses rose more in the past year than the previous four years combined
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
MSNBC is upset that Trump didn't call for the death penalty of the Vegas shooter. Who is already dead
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Fri November 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Walmart shooter identified as a middle eastern man who had a stack of Korans and no furniture in his home. Incoming tweet calling for Gitmo and death sentence from the president in 3 2 1
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The Department of Defense is not planning a nation-wide EMP pulse on November 4, according to spokesman. Good, I wouldn't want that to interfere with getting murdered by Antifa death squads
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your dog gets hit by a car, beating the closest pedestrian won't bring the dog back bring the dog back
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Short List)
 
 
 
"So pop your cherry and have a good night's sleep. Interestingly, that also works in a more metaphorical sense"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If the U.S. president says you're guilty and deserve the death penalty, it may be hard to get an uncontaminated jury pool -- of course this will be someone else's fault
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Never one to be deterred by earthquakes, landslides, or the death of 100s of his citizens, looks like L'il Kimmy is preparing to nuke the roots of his mountain again
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Tue October 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
'Kill them all' -- Russian-linked Facebook accounts sought to incite violence, bore you to death with pictures of grandchildren and food
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN today: Benghazi attack suspect arrested in Libya. Infowars tomorrow: Benghazi attacker had HRC's personal cell number tattooed on his back and was trained in urban assault by Michelle Obama
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Dumb: Couple uses shady website to buy a cellphone, both get shot. Asinine: Their parents blame the police for not warning the public that people pull scams via the internet
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Some Law Prof)
 
 
 
Tennessee Supreme Court holds that the dead are not entitled to healthcare
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, the case of the missing submarine reporter gets weirder and darker
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Yes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Remember when a photo with the president was something you'd proudly frame and hang on your wall? Yeah, well now it's the kiss of death for your business and your reputation. So much winning
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Fri October 27, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
See, our blowflies here in Vegas aren't like other blowflies, so you're a murderer
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
New memorial to crackheads everywhere to be unveiled
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Cow Rebellion started, it has
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There's something to be said about group of seniors who meet each week to build and decorate their coffins
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Responsible 2nd Amendment advocates sending death threats to Vegas shooting survivors
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(Independent)
 
 
 
I'm not quite dead yet
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says this is the year they eradicate polio, Windows Vista
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
You know it's an epic 'hold my beer' moment when the homemade explosive device you are working on explodes and the cops don't find your body until a day later
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oooooooo, Ahhhhhhhhh
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 13 of the most famous last words in history. Strangely absent is "Hey, what does this button do?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Woman who married herself gives in to temptation and cheats on herself
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
There are a few things you can count on in life: Death, taxes and the Cleveland Browns being the NFL's ultimate train wreck. And yet we have a new dysfunctional contender
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Wed October 25, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Apparently the President of Madagascar has not Shut. Down. Everything because now black death is knocking on the doors of nine new countries ready to swing its sickle (possible NSFW stuff on page)
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(THV 11)
 
 
 
Homicide victim found in cemetery. I mean, yeah, that's where they go, right?
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(W Magazine)
 
 
 
25-year-old Cara Delevingne will be the face of Dior's new line of anti-aging products, without which Cara will become a hideous warty old crone by 26, 27 tops (Some NSFW content on page)
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Belgium had a crazy gang of robbers that robbed and killed their way through the early '80s and then suddenly ceased operations. A man claiming to be that gang's leader recently confessed on his deathbed
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Firearms-related deaths and injuries increased 70 percent in parts of California in the weeks after gun shows in neighboring Nevada, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
To teach kids about fire safety, this 1:12-scale house has three floors packed with countless fire hazards. At the push of a button any of these scenarios can ignite and turn deadly, turning Barbie's dream house into Barbie's death trap
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Salvation Army welcomes all donations...well most donations....maybe not occupied urns
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Sun October 22, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to disappear and become one with the universe? Here's your chance and it only costs $30 for 30 seconds
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Boo 2? You have to cry as Tyler Perry is #1 with $21 million. Geostorm is a tropical depression at #2 with $13 million, Happy Death Day at #3 with $9 million. Blade Runner 2049 tumbles to #4 with $7 million, The Snowman melting at #7 with $3 million
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Sat October 21, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Longevity Institute says, if you want to live longer, don't eat three meals a day, eat two. Known as the fasting diet. And you don't have to buy any special meals or make anyone money in the process. In fact, you save money
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kelly called out for going after congresswoman and making soldier's deaths political by candy-assed commie libs, 4 Star General Barry McCaffrey (Ret.) and Medal of Honor Recipient Col Jack Jacobs (Ret.)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
US Marine: civilians don't understand that we are locked in what we've termed the Forever War, and a bigger issue than adherence to the rituals for fallen soldiers is the pointlessness of their deaths
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
His guitar wants to kill his mama...and did
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This is the Garry Shandling Show. This is the Garry Shandling Show. Garry asked me to write his theme song. Now we get to the part where an actor hits the only female writer with his flaccid penis
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A British Medical Journal study allows you to be a jerk on public transportation
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CIA fires trainee for repeated displays of apathy and disinterest, and then promptly outs her to the world on Twitter, ruining future career prospects. Nice work, CIA
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Broke and cannot pay for your spouse's funeral arrangement? Off to jail you go
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Japan's work culture is so intense, people in the 1970s invented a word that translates to "death by overwork"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Four Gold Star families have yet to receive phone calls from Trump, though they admit it might actually not be a bad thing as they now know what they're signing up for by agreeing to talk with him
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Microbrewery offers to exchange tickets to Alt-Right Richard Spencer's speech in Gainesville for free beer, so of course they've received death threats
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(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
Trump points out the inconsiderate nature of Gold Star families' failure to call him first
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Wed October 18, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Huckabee Sanders says John Kelly "is disgusted by the way this has been politicized," when it was pointed out that Trump was the one who politicized it, she responded, well, he was answering a question and stating a fact
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At a time when opioid deaths in the U.S. are on the rise, they're actually dropping in Colorado. Wonder why?
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Tue October 17, 2017
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Little girl perishes from massive crack overdose
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Canadian politics, you may still operate a canoe under the influence of La Fin Du Monde
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
According to new study, when you die you're aware of it because consciousness persists (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's not clear if Obama offered condolences to John Kelly by phone, but Kelly and his wife sat at Michelle Obama's table during a dinner for Gold Star families at the White House
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
OK. This time we have absolute, irrefutable, complete proof of Bigfoot's existence. Maybe
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Rick Wiles has determined, through a series of assumptions and random words plucked from the Breitbart word cloud, that the Las Vegas terror attack was perpetrated by a Top Secret Government Death Squad
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Gang bang ends in bang bang
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Aww nuts
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Mon October 16, 2017
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
After Senator Strange's loss to Roy Moore in AL, Trump gives Kiss of Death to SC Governor McMaster, leaving door open to whatever crazy-as-batshiat candidate runs too
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions is bucking his image as an anti-LGBT crusader by sending a top federal hate crimes lawyer to help prosecute a man on trial for the shooting death of gender-fluid teen Kedarie Johnson. No this is not the Twilight Zone
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
2017: it's not ALL bad
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Happy Death Day is #1 with $26.5 million, nearly doubling #2 Blade Runner 2049's $14.3 million. Jackie Chan's action film The Foreigner is #3 with $12.4 million, It at #4 with $6.4 million, Kingsman: The Golden Circle plunging to #7 with $5 million
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Sat October 14, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Family of muggles stranded in Scottish highlands rescued by the Hogwarts Express. Last seen being herded off to a castle by a bearded half-giant, and preparing for 7 years of twee adventures followed by torture and death. Sweet
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
You're facing a death-penalty trial. Your defense team quits, citing an government misconduct. And the government won't let them tell you why
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Man lives in woods for ten years to get away from his wife, who was upset with his a) drinking, b) messing around on Fark, or c) gardening
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
People are outraged Richard Branson said Brexit will be reversed when all the Leave voters die (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ingmar Bergman movies, heavy metal, eating rotten fish. Scandinavians love death. And now they've deathified spring cleaning
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I've got a great idea for a photo op: me jumping up and down on this crumbling cliff edge"
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Thu October 12, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Drug overdose deaths rise dramatically in any place that Trump calls home
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
U.N. pulls staff out of Malawi because of a) insurgents, b) terrorists, c) vampires
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Monty Hall must have made a deal with God to stay alive as he had coronary heart disease for 75 YEARS
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I got Snickers and M&Ms What did you get?" "I got something that says 'the penalty for your crimes against God is death and eternal hell'"
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Test results could take several weeks to figure out what factors led to Daniel Hoh's death. I'm not a doctor, but my money is on snake bite
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
President Trump has not made a statement on the deaths of four Green Berets, mainly because his handlers are scared he will mispronounce the name of the country
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Are you trying to kill me? Haha, no, want to go skydiving?
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(Human Rights Campaign)
 
 
 
Happy National Coming Out Day 2017. Celebrate by expressing your true feelings, hopes in life. Not responsible for libel in any manner for any user who experiences discrimination in jobs, services & housing, loss of familial relations, injury or death
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Haunting photos of the death of the American dream
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Do states with legal marijuana have 25 percent fewer opioid deaths? Short answer: No. Long answer: No connection has been found. "It hit me in the face as a researcher as something a little deceiving," said Dr. Carlini
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Tue October 10, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Two Baltimore cops involved in Freddie Gray's death agree to accept unspecified "disciplinary action" despite admitting to no violation of any "policies, procedures or practices of the BPD." So...I guess they just like being disciplined? Kinky
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Tired of overly chipper baristas serving your morning coffee? How about a nice hot cup of Living Death
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Gillian Anderson says she's leaving the X-Files. Let's hope they don't try for a season 12 and bring back Annabeth Gish
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago hits its 500th shooting-related death for 2017. Still can't make a decent pizza
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Anthem protests spread from NFL to NHL, as do follow-up racists remarks, death threats against protesters. "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Terrifying 'fire devil' emerges from Portugal wildfires, looks to probe Mother Nature's backside
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Get out your tiny meat violins for the Vegan whose Facebook post, celebrating the killing of "carnists" in Las Vegas, jeopardizes her food truck business
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sheriff refuses to charge Virginia teenagers who held an online discussion about lynching a black classmate because "the intent was not to threaten"
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Sat October 07, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In memory of his death at 75, witness some of Connie Hawkins' best dunks. Cool tag for the dunks, Sad tag for the death
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(St. Cloud Times)
 
 
 
Man takes Halloween decorating to a new extreme
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Leonard Cohen's final volume of poetry will be published in 2018
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
Boobies
 
The FBI is concerned about BIE. DIT
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japanese suicide advertising firm fined about tree fiddy
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Thu October 05, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
How a heartbroken doomsday prepper who lost everything is now saving hurricane victims
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Normal: 4chan, racist, death threats. Not normal: identified, arrested, charged, in court tomorrow
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tom Petty's death is under investigation as it is somewhat mysterious and unexplained
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Website five thirty eight knows their two two three, three oh eight, and the second
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Gecko plays dead to avoid getting eaten by a snake. Probably saved himself a ton of money on health insurance
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Heretic proposes that gun legislation be based on the ability to prevent deaths rather than to hurt the feelings of gun nuts
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida to seek death penalty against killer clown. Considering the legal costs, that's just pound foolish, but Pennywise
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
In surest sign yet he'll be running for president, Uncle Joe takes a swipe at Bernie Sanders
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
State Department: 'Sure we would like to vote against the death penalty for gays but we can't because America really likes killing people'
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Tue October 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nothing exciting here, folks, just the President throwing around hurricane relief supplies like they're basketballs
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(Independent)
 
 
 
13 countries voted against a UN resolution to ban the death penalty for homosexuality. Voting "no" were the usual suspects: Saudi Arabia, China, Iraq, the United States. Wait, what?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Panic ensues after passenger pulls out fully operational Bible on crowded train
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(MassLive)
 
Boobies
 
"It is with a heavy heart that we report that the booby expired overnight"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You never want to be that guy who's found dead in a cupboard after a solo sex game goes wrong
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Last night's episode of Fear the Walking Dead showed Alicia become something more than background noise and forcibly stepping into adulthood while Nick & Troy are more like Thelma & Louise against the horde of the undead [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Ports close in Madagascar as plague continues to spread
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Sat September 30, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man won't face trial for murdering his ex-girlfriend after receiving early death sentence by prison chicken sandwich
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man high dives from helicopter in Malibu and does not survive. Oh man, that's not the way it works in the movies
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Seriously, there has to be something wrong with this guy
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico is still a mess, nobody's got a clue on the budget talks and WWIII is holding on line #3. So what does Pres Trump plan to do about all this? Spend this weekend playing golf, because of course he does
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(White House)
 
 
 
Trump on the deaths of Puerto Rican U.S. Citizens: It's been incredible the results that we've had with respect to loss of life. People can't believe how successful that has been
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Man charters company plane to bring emergency supplies to Puerto Rico. Hero tag trumps Florida tag, just this once
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At least using NFL stadiums as FEMA death camps will save on construction costs
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
The triumph of Judge Roy Moore in Alabama's Republican Senate primary was a ray of sunshine for those of us who'd like to restore stoning to our legal system and remove the curse of profanity once and for all from our country
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
When the NCAA is done handing out death sentences to all the basketball powerhouses, which schools will emerge to fill the temporary void? I'm hoping for a UNC Charlotte v. UC Davis title game. Duke sucks
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Judge denies 'stand your ground' defense in Florida beating death, because apparently it's not a complete get out of jail free card
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(White House)
 
 
 
"We are not going to allow the death tax to steal away the American Dream from these great, great families*, many of which are in this room today." (*Affects 0.2% of estates)
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
When cops kill unarmed black people, Rush Limbaugh is the real victim. No, really, that's the headline. And it accurately represents what he said too. But you knew that already
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As a WV "democrat" Sen Joe Manchin has been very accommodating in voting to confirm Trump's nominees, but he draws the line at voting for Trump's nominee to head MSHA, on the grounds he runs a mine in W.Va that's been cited by MSHA as a deathtrap
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Writer apparently has a stroke while trying to disprove atheism
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Tue September 26, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Oh good, they've remade Flatliners
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Gay serial killer gets life for torturing victim to death in police-themed webcam sex session. If that doesn't get you reading then my name isn't Clickbait Clarence
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Mon September 25, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Proof that Rule 34 applies to everyone, even funeral directors
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
LinkedIn begins the Microsoft death march
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Science says we're about to have a Kodiak moment. The moment where the Kodiak bear changes his diet and then death and destruction rains down on us all. And it's much worse than the recent death and destruction
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snake handler death declared a "mystery" despite snake being found near body, snake-shaped bruises on the neck, snake confession note
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Man falls to his death at Wallace Falls. Were-rabbit, penguin wanted for questioning
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger has bushes put all over his hotel balcony (May contain Sean Spicer or Knights that say NI)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Is using the transporter in Star Trek a death sentence?
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Sat September 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Scott's office deleted all 4 calls for help from nursing home where 11 died after Irma
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Fri September 22, 2017
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
The sinking feeling you get when you realize the adult bear you're carrying in the back of your pickup and that you assumed was near death, really isn't
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks decries political correctness as "the death of comedy," says 'Blazing Saddles' could never get made today
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
And yet even more rich white people problems: Marilyn Manson blames Columbine shooting for destroying his career
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Flair discusses what almost killed him. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This just in: Jerry Lewis continues to be a dick from beyond the grave
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Death Wish Coffee recalled because the product might actually be true to its name
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise partially responsible for two deaths in plane crash. Three if you count Goose
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Wed September 20, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Two college football players have died due to injuries sustained during games Saturday. That raises the 2017 college football death toll to 5
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(WCYB News 5)
 
 
 
"The Greene County Sheriff's Office wants to let the public know to not call them about a particular Halloween display on Chuckey Pike"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The country's opioid crisis is so bad life expectancy numbers are being cut short
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Frank Castle brings the pain in the trailer for Marvel's "The Punisher" on Netflix (not safe for work)
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The video for Leonard Cohen's "Leaving the Table" is a work of art and a fitting epilogue to a great career
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Family receives 7-figure settlement and cop gets jail time for negligence in man's drowning death. Why, *yes*, the victim was white
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Embarrassment claims other things are embarrassing without the slightest sense of irony
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Cassini's back, and it's PISSED that NASA sent it on a death plunge into Saturn's atmosphere
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Suicide by cop leads to three post-suicide protest arrests
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(Racked)
 
 
 
What does your future burial outfit say about you? Decisions of going out in your 'Sunday best' or grave-casual
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Mon September 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's as if thirty-million Americans suddenly cried out in panic and then coughed themselves to death. Christ, I'm surrounded by assholes. I also may have mixed my movie quotes
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(YouCaring)
 
 
 
Donation info for Farker timujin's final expenses, link goes to fundraiser
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(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
And now for a thoughtful, measured, and completely rational take on the Equifax hack: "Everyone Who Works at Equifax Should Be Put to Death Tomorrow at Sunrise"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Detective has found no evidence that deputy coroner and cop had sex at death scene, but the remaining allegations are nearly as weird
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan joins Gorilla on commentary for a match with Andre the Giant vs Macho Man
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man dies in fake haunted house. On the bright side, it should be legitimately haunted now
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Sat September 16, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
World's second-oldest person gets promoted
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Nutmeg the Tabby...World's oldest cat dies at the age of 32 (that's 144 in cat years) of heart failure. At least he lived a long good life and was spoiled rotten
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"You just walk up to the person and say, 'I hex thee, I hex thee, I hex thee' ...and then you throw dog poop on their shoes"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
I may not agree with what you say, but in California, I'll defend to the death my right to restrict it
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What's next, protesting monuments of Thomas Jeffer...Wait, we're actually doing this? Okay, fine
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Senate candidate Roy Moore 'doesn't know' if gay people should be executed
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your dog wants steak. Your dog also wants crack cocaine, but he might kill you if you give it to him
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Death toll in US rises to 11. Florida Keys could be 'devastated' assuming anyone can make it there to find out
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Mon September 11, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Missing woman found in hotel freezer. Police charged $13 just for picking her up and putting her back
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Death of Stalin from the guy who brought us Veep. It may be the greatest political satire this year
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sometimes getting Darwined sucks, sometimes Darwin forgets to turn on the turbines at the Hoover Dam
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Now that Junkie Depp has killed Jeremiah and left Madison and Jake in charge, will Troy seek to destabilize the truce? Will Walker forge an alliance with the ranch? Is anyone watching? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ques. #1- Do you have middle-aged 'dad bod'? Ques. #2 - Have you written a will?
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Terri Schiavo 2: Jahi McMath Boogaloo
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Thu September 07, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Submarine builder admits to killing journalist, claims it was an accident and the sinking was a suicide attempt. Unlikely tag busy frantically wiping fingerprints
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Tenants: We would like to board up our windows to protect your property before Irma blows in. Landlord: Uh-huh. I see. That certainly makes sense. You can't do it
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Can't
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Patient tells doctors he has no idea how a glass cup got stuck in his butt, they remove it anyway
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Photobomb turns into photocrush
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(Some Author)
 
 
 
Farker's wife's memoir is released today. It's the perfect book for us...there's cats, pron, murder, and a boat crash. Hope you enjoy
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Mon September 04, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Let's all point and laugh at Steve King's (R-eal psychopath) pain and disappointment over Trump's six-month delay on DACA
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Sun September 03, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New Michael Hutchence documentary "will make headlines all around the world" by causing millions of fans to choke up
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Steely Dan's Walter Becker no longer reelin' in the years
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Slow walkers are more likely to die young. Especially the ones in NYC that don't make it across the street before the light changes to yellow
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Fri September 01, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When choosing someone to perform elective surgery, it's generally not a good idea to pick a tourist who has only been in your country for four days
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When being trendy bites you in the ass
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
You remember the white guy who opened fire on a crowd at Charlottesville and was arrested several days later? Yeah, turns out he's Imperial Wizard of the Confederate White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. This is my shocked face
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists at the Romero Institute postulate that at some point, you will die
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman who drowned while kayaking the Missouri River had a BAC of .399. Why, yes, her name was Brandy
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Wed August 30, 2017
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Justin P. Burr (NC-Reprehensible) longs for the days when the government used electricity to kill people
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Terry Pratchett REALLY didn't want anyone to read his unfinished novels
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Red Bull gave him wings and billions - which he'll need to escape the Red Notice
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Olympic runner found dead in pool. What's next, Olympic swimmer found dead on track?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman found dead in car at It's Not Dead Festival
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will KO murderdeathkill Shane? Will Dolph's new "best of everyone else's" entrance tank as fast as his world title run? Will Nakamura Kinshasa an entire subcontinent to hinder Jinder? All this and more in your GLORIOUS SDL thread - live at 8 pm EDT
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
University of Maryland band goes quiet for "northern scum"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Is the paparazzi to blame for the death of Princess Diana?
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Diploma mill pioneer and wife found shot to death. "The claim that he once certified a cat appears to have particularly annoyed him"
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Don't think of supervolcanoes as being the death of the human race, think of them as power for our future
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Drinking coffee is (spins wheel) good, bad, good ... bad ... good .... ... bad ... ... ... good for your health
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Nazis demonstrating in Virginia again, this time for the 50th anniversary where American Nazi Party Founder George Lincoln Rockwell was assassinated-now a Pizza Boli's: "I can't understand that this is happening again here"
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a problem
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
We're living in a TV show. Snopes has confirmed it
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Sat August 26, 2017
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple autonomous vehicle, or Storm Trooper Death Ray roof rack option?
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Princess Diana's impact endures 20 years after her death. This is why we need to bring back phrasing
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen livestreams her little sister's death after drunk driving crash. Says she did it so her family could "pay for the funeral" (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese undertakers were tested on how to dress a corpse, perform a proper Tombstone piledriver
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Top aide to a NY state lawmaker is e-mailing constituents links to stories that claim Charlottesville victim Heather Heyer was killed by a Clinton supporter in a Soros-funded false flag operation. Fark: A DEMOCRATIC lawmaker who's an Orthodox Jew
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The reason why Trump likes Nazis is their obsession with the occult and witchcraft. I'm just gonna let that hang there for a while (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Celebrity bodybuilder Rich Piana dead at 46
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Thu August 24, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The worst part isn't being stabbed to death in a theme park, it's having a bunch of people dressed up as cartoon characters standing around watching
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
His last request, to have 8 Philadelphia Eagles as pall bearers so the Eagles can let him down one last time
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Member of college rowing team who drowned after being ejected from rowboat couldn't swim
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Wash your hands thoroughly after choking the chicken or tickling the duck
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Tue August 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Headless torso found near topless beach
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
33-year-old woman killed in 14-story fall, leaves three children 10, 12 and 16, and one six-month-old grandchild
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Submarine builder: Reporter died accidentally so I buried her at sea, er, in the bay
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Author writes a book called "The Guilty Secret" about a writer who commits a string of murders and is never caught So, guess what just happened
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Old and annoying: Selfies. New and even more annoying: Selfdies
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House announces that Trump will not attend the Kennedy Center Honors because the liberals who will be there will get so riled up that they won't be able to enjoy themselves and he wants them to have at least some happiness in their pathetic little lives
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman laughs herself to death with the help of gravity
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And because people have to double down on being reprehensible, Susan Bro, the mother of Heather Heyer, has been receiving death threats for speaking out
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Man 'tied his penis to shotgun and then shot himself in the head'
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh goes full Alex Jones
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Car thief plummets to his death from crane, which means he wasn't a very good car thief. Subby rarely sees cars parked on cranes
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Ron Howard tweets Han Solo teaser with imperial helmet, fandom assumes the Death Star is in the movie, because fandom is dumb
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(CNN)
 
 
 
UVA students to hate groups: get off our lawn
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump is angry that Lindsey Graham put him in his place, so he took to Twitter early this morning to snap, "Publicity seeking Lindsey Graham...just can't forget his election trouncing"
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Wed August 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're trying to write a "both sides are bad" oped and one side has Nazis and the KKK on it, you're doing it so wrong someone should take your pen away before you accidentally stab yourself to death with it
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"Didn't really hurt:" Wisconsin man drove himself to hospital after nail from nail gun punctured his heart
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The dos and don'ts of self-publishing: what's worked for you? What lessons have you learned? What's the best way to get reviews and downloads? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, advice edition
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Although we've all had the urge to do it, it's still illegal in the state of New Jersey to beat a seagull to death with a beach umbrella
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Citing death threats, irony, 18-year-old who attended violent VA rally won't return to BU. "Probably anywhere I would go would be safer than Boston"
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Hollywood is remaking License to Drive without the two Coreys
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson almost died from pneumonia while on vacation
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Maybe they should get rid of that car
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Come check out this "Digital Detox" camp that helps kids break their internet addiction through counseling and exercise. And when that doesn't work, tortures them to death
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: woman dies from undiagnosed kidney condition. Clickbait: death blamed on bodybuilding and protein supplements
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(Gizmodo)
 
Video
 
The death of Stretch Armstrong
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(10 News)
 
 
 
10,000 gallons of "tainted or substandard" alcohol, seized from Mexican resorts, restaurants and nightclubs. You mean more tainted than usual
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
College Republicans president spotted in Charlottesville: 'They have no proof that I'm a racist'
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