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221 headlines found matching 'Dan'
Thu November 23, 2017
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Virginia GOPers are handling transgender woman Danica Roem's win against her evangelical opponent about as well as you'd expect
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Wed November 22, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ninety Percocets for a sore knee might seem excessive, but at least doctors aren't prescribing something dangerous, like the marijuanas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LeBron James should be playing lots of minutes in a game because the old Michael Jordan did
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Feel mellow sipping a glass of wine? Discover untapped talent in singing and dancing when drinking tequila? Feisty after a rum & coke? Here comes the science
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Just like that annoying coworker, Google encroaches on Apple Danish
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man, fed up with dangerous drivers at one particular intersection, joins the crowd, deliberately drives head-on into SUV running stop sign. There. That'll teach 'em all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British embassy cat in Jordan appointed chief mouser. How the cat got inside of him we may never know
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Sun November 19, 2017
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
DC "fans" start petition for Zach Snyder's original 'vision' of Justice League to be released; will continue handing over money and escalate to holding their breath until their demands are met. Bonus: they also want Danny Elfman's score kicked off
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother goes to jail after her kid dies from strep throat. Apparently treating strep with oregano oil and dandelion tea instead of medicine is a bad thing. Who knew?
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Transgender politician Danica Roem, when asked to comment on her defeated homophobic anti-trans opponent: "I don't attack my constituents. Bob is my constituent now." How nice. What's Bob have to say about that? Look, he's written a lett...oh lawd
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Fri November 17, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick to retire from full-time racing in attempt to preserve her unblemished record of no wins [Editor's note: aside from the ones she won]
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Thu November 16, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Good news, America: Eric and Don Jr. can once again legally bring endangered African animal parts home
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Danish police detain a man for stealing Copenhagen's public benches, resisting a rest
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"We wish to make it abundantly clear that this is not a military takeover," said military leader who has taken over Zimbabwe's state TV
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Violent psychopath" escapes Hawaiian facility, may have boarded plane to San Jose. Police warn not to approach him as he may be dangerously annoyed due to TSA screening procedures
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What does the astonishing and heroic win of Danica Roem, America's first openly transgender legislator, over self-styled "First Homophobe" Bob Marshall in Virginia mean? We need *more* unrestricted money coming into campaigns, not less
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, only The Council of Wells can help Barry stop a dancing teapot. (CW 8pm EST) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, the face that launched a thousand ships is loose in 1930's Hollywood and only the Legends can return her home. (CW 9pm EST)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
'A child may choose the tutu, princess's tiara and heels or the fireman's helmet, tool belt and superhero cloak, without expectation or comment.' Church of England issues new transgender guidance to its primary schools
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I've never hired a moving company before. Never had to. Last time I moved everything I kept fit in a tiny sedan. Moving about 200 miles. Any advice?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What boycott? Attendance for NFL games have increases over the Veterans' Day weekend
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
If only dinosaurs had better dancing feet, maybe they wouldn't have been stepped on
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Today in eggheads overthinking if it's racist: Cuphead. Black-colored Satan licks his thick lips in glee, shoots 6,000,000 flaming dancing daggers in an 88-degree-arc from his beady eyes in three-fifths of a second
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Some Double-O Critic)
 
 
 
Some poll lists Daniel Craig's Casino Royale and Skyfall as the top two James Bond movies of all time, and of course people on the Internet take it like they've been hit in the nutsack while tortured in a seatless chair. Your Bond picks to the right
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some A-list Hollywood actors are nice guys who do nice things for women, including not sexually harassing them. Take a bow, Keanu Reeves, Danny DeVito, and Viggo Mortensen
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Fri November 10, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fallout from Roy Moore allegations continues, Robert Mueller turns focus to Dana Rohrabacher, and Devin Nunes is just as dirty as we thought. This is your FRESH HELL FRIDAY MSNBC prime time discussion thread. Fun starts at 8PM EST
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller spins the wheel of treason, lands on Dana Rohrabacher and his 2016 meeting with General Flynn
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Grab a couple prune danishes and cozy up to old people sex
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this twisted dancer
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Fri November 03, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Oregon teen was excited to join her high school dance team. Then she learned about the maple syrup wrestling"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Almirola replaces Danica as new 34th place car each week
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After all the reports of rapes and sexual assaults by stars like Kevin Spacey. Why am I just now, reading that Danny Masterson has been charged with three rapes? Which the prosecutor says are slamdunks
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Thu November 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC is still mystified that you can buy guns in America but not dangerous things like sparklers, Haggis, and Kinder eggs
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Wed November 01, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Wayne Brady, Postmodern Jukebox, tap dancing zombies. Happy Halloween
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
This story has it all. A Bishop sleeping with 2 sisters, voodoo curses, exorcisms, jealous psychics, Dan Cortese
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Potential landmark case regarding reclassification of GrubHub "contractor" as employee will come down to whether the plaintiff or the defendant is more full of shiat
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Not the usual Rodney Dangerfield joke ending
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC will finally shed its conservative stifled attitude, and allow dancing in bars. I had a footloose joke that was great when I read this on the train this morning, trust me, but now I can't remember it
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Cop says to black girl on street, "Let's dance". Then.... what? They actually dance? Awwww
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(Palm Beach Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman accused of getting drunk and offering tap dance to cop
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's this year's handy-dandy guide to offensive Halloween costumes
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Mon October 30, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Lieutenant Dan Taylor Named 2018 Rose Parade grand marshal. Good thing he got new legs
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump confidant and ratfarker Roger Stone implies that the AT&T/Time Warner merger won't be approved unless they neuter CNN
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When danger reared its ugly head, they bravely turned their tails and fled, brave brave alt-righters, brave alt-righters, brave indeed
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Me TV)
 
 
 
Flammable costumes, red M&Ms, and razor blades in candy bars were just some of the reasons why Halloween was much more dangerous in the 1970s
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Danny Lloyd says making The Shining wasn't as weird as you'd think, is still waiting for his tricycle
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Lethal Weapon 5 in the works with Mel Gibson and Danny Glover as they prove they're not too old for this
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you've secretly been suspecting that a forgotten level of hell in Dante's Inferno involved being stuck in a house with fifty-six poodles and cockapoos, the Florida Police would like you to know they found it on earth instead
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Thu October 26, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hightower out. Lieutenant Harris grins approvingly. Commandant Lassard also grins, but for a different reason
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Tue October 24, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta to hire 1000 flight attendants in 2018. Must be able to follow safety protocols, be service minded, and not drag customers screaming from their seats like some 'other' airline
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is Australia really that dangerous or is the country just full of idiots?
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Daniel Day Lewis, you're the bomb in Phantom Thread, yo
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(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Dan Quayle was president of the Senate when Trump was told to release JFK assassination files
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
ICOs are the biggest scam ever, says Jordan "the Wolf of Wall Street" Belfort, before snorting coke off a 19-year-old stripper's ass
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will The Snowman be the final nail in the coffin of Michael Fassbender's career? "[He] is now churning out a fresh disappointment every eight weeks; a frequency that makes Nicolas Cage look like Daniel Day-Lewis"
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
London is now more dangerous than New York
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe gets to use Accio Bra and Engorgio in his new movie Jungle
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly is literally attempting to dance for better ratings
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even Australian frogs are dangerous, well at least to snakes
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Danielle Darrieux, the grande dame of French cinema, takes her final curtain call at 100
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fred Armisen goes onto PBS' "Finding Your Roots" and is shocked to learn his Asian heritage is ethnic Korean, not pure Japanese. Even more shocking, he did not see that his Asian granddad, a famous dancer, spied for the Third Reich and Hirohito
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Dangers of RT abound. Their own advertisements provide warnings
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(BBC)
 
Audio
 
Which country do you think would win the gold medal in pole dancing at the next summer Olympics?
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Tue October 17, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has full confidence in Tom Marino. Maybe. Actually, when they told him to nominate Marino, he figured it was Dan and shouted "LACES OUT" much to his staff's confusion
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
When Scott Pruitt dies, his personal Hell is going to be in the middle of the Monty Python fish slapping dance, but they'll be using 300-lbs salmon. This will happen every hour for all eternity
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"AirAsia apologizes to passengers for any inconvenience caused." "Including when our flight attendants started screaming 'YOU'RE ALL ABOUT TO DIE'" they should have added
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
A deputy is fired after inviting an 18-year-old adult dancer he had arrested, along with her roommate, to his home while his young daughter was asleep. He had managed to keep his job in 2008 after flexing his pecs at jurors
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
85-year-old woman is enjoying a nice relaxing retirement by skydiving, swimming with sharks and wing walking, insists stunts are 'no more dangerous than crossing the road when a car is coming'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"'One week I was running from bullets, the next I was running from fire," says flight attendant who lost her home in Santa Rosa. On the bright side, she has a great future ahead of her as a country music singer
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Can the scrappy underdog Yankees who haven't been to this dance in five whole years shock the world and manage to steal one on the road or with the Astros remain Houston Strong and weather the storm? The ALCS kicks off on FS1 at 8 pm eastern
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kangaroos resort to bodybuilding to survive the most dangerous country in the world
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
"Justice For Danny"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan does not like 'superteams' in the NBA since there would be 28 'garbage' teams in the league
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
According to internal emails, ICE agents couldn't find enough dangerous immigrants to fulfill Trump's fantasies, so they ended up arresting hundreds with no prior criminal records
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Man visits Seattle, discovers legal edible marijuana, punches out flight attendant on the way home while trying to open the emergency door, then claims it wasn't his fault. Judge agrees
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dan Brown says that God will be replaced by "collective consciousness"...as foretold by the prophecy that he created in his own book that he just happens to have just completed
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Test results could take several weeks to figure out what factors led to Daniel Hoh's death. I'm not a doctor, but my money is on snake bite
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Meet the 2017 MacArthur Genius Grant Winners. Yes, they're better and smarter than you, but could they take you in Elite: Dangerous? I think not. I think not at all
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Wed October 11, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Nikki Cross join Kairi Sane in the Fatal 4-Way for the NXT Women's Title? WHO will be the "Last Luchadora Standing"? DID Danny Burch once kill a drifter just to get an erection? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Final day of World Cup qualifying. Who goes to the dance and who has to sit in the corner with the rest of the losers. Trinidad and Tobago vs. U.S at 8pm on BeIn Sports. Euro qualifiers at 2:45ET and South America at 7:30 ET
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Total maniac beats all bosses in the notoriously difficult game "Cuphead" using a DDR dance pad instead of a controller (w/video)
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Actual headline "Topless dancer loses pot-laced box of bakery." Police require more time to investigate how baked the bakery will bake you
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you mistake a Jack Daniel's flag for an ISIS banner, you likely have had a bit too much of the former to drink. Just saying
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists trying to figure out how to keep dangerous bacteria from running amok on extended space missions. Amok amok amok
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 184, Eduardo Dantas vs Darrion Caldwell for the bantamweight title, Daniel Straus vs Emmanuel Sanchez. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Spike TV
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a county prosecutor quite like hearing that the defendant wants to talk about jury nullification during his trial. Especially when the defendant is known as Weedman
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you're ready to indulge, what do you make for yourself? A favorite decadant dessert? Aged steak? Expensive booze? Show us what living the high life (as much as a Farker can) looks like to you
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Australian game developer releasing a game where you're an asshole goose (redundant) (w/video)
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Gas station attendant asks customer not to smoke while fueling his car. Customer refuses. Gas station attendant regretfully says he really must insist
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(Fark)
 
 
 
He once rescued a dangling participle with only an adverb and a bottle of white-out. He can hyphenate for an entire winter. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark writer's thread
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration may start cracking down on unproven claims that marijuana has health benefits. Other useless herbal supplements still just fine and dandy
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Tue October 03, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Vegas is still coping, it's still not the right time to talk about gun control, and Two Scoops throws paper towels at Puerto Ricans. Crazy pills are abundant for all as we join together for the MSNBC primetime discussion thread. (Starts at 8PM EDT)
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Kevin Owens cower in the presence of his most dangerous rival, Shane McMahon? Can the world handle the return of the Fashion Files? Will Enzo Amore work miracles and get Kalisto over? Smackdown at 8pm ET on USA, 2Zo5 Live on WWE Network at 10 ET
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Still mourning Las Vegas, CBS employee fired for cheering on murder of Trump supporters, President Trump supports Puerto Rico in person, and no one will post in this thread. It's your FOXNews viewapalooza (Tucker/Sean/Dana -Starts at 8PM EDT)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that Russian lawyer Donnie Half Scoop, The Kush and Manafort all met with in Trump Tower. You're never gonna believe this, but guess who met with her in Russia? Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-ussia)
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Mon October 02, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Manafort: "Hey, Deripaska, before you break my knees and toss me in the Danube, what if I could give you, and your boss, something great?" Deripaska: "Go on..." Manafort: "The presidency." Deripaska: "The presidency?" Manafort: "The Presidency"
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Police log: Man claims he "found" 152 bottles of Jack Daniels
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
White supremacist tiki torch rally canceled over safety concerns. About time someone realized all those racists with guns were a danger
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Dan Harmon reveals his Top 5 favorite 'Rick and Morty' episodes and the one he hates: 'I want it to die by fire'
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Thu September 28, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Charlie Daniels stages own protest against NFL players kneeling during National Anthem by announcing he's boycotting Thursday Night Football that night on TV, on Wednesday
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(TV.com)
 
 
 
Ed and the crew encounter a massive vessel adrift in space and in danger of colliding with a star; Bortus, Gordon, and John fend off a Krill attack on another Union ship. Tonight on "The Orville" (9pm ET, FOX)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Imminent danger in California: "just got an emergency alert on my phone because it's going to be slightly over 80 in SF today"
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good Morning Britain says good morning as host drops a C-bomb. Bonus: his cohost's face (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
So you've missed your connecting flight and have to stay overnight at the airport. Do you A: Try to get another flight? B: Grab a nearby hotel? or C: DANCE PARTY? (with video)
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Sun September 24, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Can the Browns get their first win of the year? Who will move to 3-0, the Falcons or the Lions? Will the Chargers manage to get triple-digit attendance this week? Your stateside Week 3 NFL action continues at 1pm ET on CBS, FOX
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Thanks to controversial non-call in NBA playoffs that tanked Spurs' chances to beat Warriors, league enacts "Zaza Pachulia" rule that lets ref whistle dangerous closeouts as flagrant fouls
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The danger isn't Amazon's algorithmic recommendation of things found together in chemistry sets, it's the algorithmic takeover of journalism
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guajataca Dam in Puerto Rico has developed a crack and is going to fail. Immediate evacuation for all persons downstream is in place. Stay safe, anyone in the danger zone
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Fri September 22, 2017
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Joe Piscopo dances with Cal Thomas while doing Sinatra. Do I really need a punchline?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like putting two NFL teams in Los Angeles was a huge mistake. Bonus: Colin Kaepernick isn't being blamed for the terrible attendance
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Maniac finds a way to make whitewater rafting even more dangerous by stacking six rafts on top of each other and using nine-foot oars (w/video)
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has turned the USDA into his patronage piggy bank where former campaign workers get cushy jobs. Recent appointments to top jobs there include "a long-haul truck driver, a country club cabana attendant, and the owner of a scented-candle company"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Rick and Morty' co-creator Dan Harmon utterly squanches trolls attacking his new female writers: 'I loathe these people'
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
"Defendant did steal a thing of value to-wit: Hamburger," an officer wrote in the complaint
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
American Academy of Pediatrics' first guidance document on tattoo and piercing safety to the left. Pictures of your saggy and wrinkled teenage regerts to the right
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If Putin really likes you he'll set up dummy Facebook accounts to drive attendance at your rallies. What a guy
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Subby's Geocities website is finally vindicated as Avril Lavigne is revealed to be the most dangerous person on the planet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a nurse, do not post pictures and videos of yourself giving newborns the finger, calling them mini-Satans and propping them up to make them dance to hip-hop
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Things are so bad we now have a non-partisan group that will educate people on the dangers of Russian interference
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Mon September 18, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch's sideline dancing "demoralized" Jets. As if the fact that they play for the Jets wasn't demoralizing enough already
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
A look inside the most dangerous convention known to man
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Sat September 16, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Celebrating their removal from the endangered species list, the LA Zoo has released some ugly ass photos of their snow leopard cubs
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republican lawmaker issues terrorist threat to run over accident victims and anyone that might be fleeing danger on foot
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Defendant who sent picture of Hannibal Lecter to judge wants to subpoena Anthony Hopkins, put the motion in the basket
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sadly SandersCare is nothing but cheap politics and magic math with unicorns dancing on top of the fluffy cake
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CrAzy): "Charlottesville was an inside job"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
It's still illegal to dance in most bars and restaurants in New York City
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Melvin Ingram on what problems Jay Cutler presents to the Chargers' defense: "None." Clearly he's unfamiliar with the dangers of secondhand smoke
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
New Mexico QB Lamar Jordan removed after brutal hit, claiming field was blue
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Thu September 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Sean Spicer finally asked point-blank if he thinks it is a dangerous thing for our country and its democracy to try to de-legitimize the free press and undermine its credibility. Sad: it took a late-night talk show host to ask the question
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five mundane questions that cause huge arguments on the internet. Argument prompts to the left, frothing rage to the right
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Wed September 13, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Yes, one minute to Wapner. I had you in there, Ray. You were in there. The defendant, the plaintiff, you had it all. They are in there making legal history. *Legal history*
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Because millennials never did the Forbidden Dance as their elders did, Taco Bell includes "forbidden" black rice with Forbidden Sauce in their new burrito bowl so they can experience the forbidden sensation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick learns you can't draw sponsors through crashes alone
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas has an abundance of Painted Ladies. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put on my Robe and Wizard's hat
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The UK's faith in a 'sweet Brexit' isn't just deluded - it's dangerous." So, full steam ahead then?
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ostensibly retired actor Daniel Day-Lewis rushed to hospital to treat broken arm sustained in motorcycle accident, leaves with IV tape, cast, and visible wincing and hobbling. This film should be EPIC
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Miyazaki officials apologize for bringing deadly tick to news conference to illustrate danger of tick-borne disease, then letting it escape. "Prefectural government officials conducted a search for the insect with the help of reporters"
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Institutionalized Christianity in America is threatened by abundance of cheap sex. Cheap? Not everyone can afford $20, buster
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
New software helps workers with mental illness stay in their jobs. Not applicable to software workers, where it's redundant
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
It's Destiny 2 day farkers. Dancing to the left, fire-teams to the right
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Subway decides that it needs to dump sponsorship of Daniel Suarez, and the official reason will be *fires up random word generator*... giving out Dunkin Donuts in a prerace show last July
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pilot shares selfie of himself leaning out of cockpit while over Dubai. Apparently, some idiots think it's real: "Why you acted so dangerous that you might risk of falling and endangered all the passengers? Duh wth is wrong with you"
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Mon September 04, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
While there's no "live" Paul's Memory Bank this week, at 8PM EDT there will be two hours of random music and comedy, ending with a mini-tribute to Steely Dan's Walter Becker
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Moscow taxi driver drives erratically, not bad for having parking attendant on the hood. Alcohol may have been involved
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Steely Dan's ten best songs, the perfect list to honor Walter Becker
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
While never critical darlings like 'Steely Dan' they did hire Frank Frazetta; Dave Hlubek, guitarist & co-founder of "Molly Hatchet" dies at 66
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Not content with just having LeBron, Cleveland picks up Michael Jordan as well
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Steely Dan's Walter Becker no longer reelin' in the years
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress must retire one of its most dangerous weapons
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
County secretary admits stealing exotic dancer fees because husband spends too much at Home Depot
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Trust the Chinese and their construction knowhow, riding on their planned 4,000 km/h 'flying train' will not be dangerous at all. *rolls eyes*
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hostilities between the U.S. and North Korea reach an all-time high after North Korea challenges the U.S. to a dance off
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The most dangerous sex positions. EVERYBODY ahh ooh PANIC
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Thu August 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, Democrats don't think Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, the man House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy said he was convinced was on Putin's payroll, should be in charge of the House Foreign Affairs subcommittee on Russia
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top RNC official resigns, more dirt on Manafort, and an end to DACA. Just another normal day in America.This is YOUR Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread. (8pm EDT on MSNBC)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Mid-air paintball collisions in slow motion
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Wed August 30, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Houston's still underwater, Trumpy's still a dangerous idiot, and Mueller's still digging. Here's your MSNBC late night thread. the fun starts @8pm EDT
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (8/30): Secret Empire mercifully ends, Darkseid gives us an upskirt shot, Mace Windu finally gets his own motherfarking comic, Moneypenny gets out from behind the desk, and Hawkeye hunts the most dangerous game....Hawkeye
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indianapolis mayor dances like nobody's watching, cringing, laughing
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Dana Bash said Trump spent his Hurricane Harvey tour talking about himself because that's all he cares about
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been together for 16 years and thankfully we get along beautifully and are best friends. We have no kids. He thinks we should get a gun in the house; I think it's a dangerous overreaction. What do we do?"
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Some Kansas Citians get drunk due to Royals scoreless streak and fall asleep on the couch. Ace pitcher Danny Duffy gets drunk and falls asleep in the Overland Park Burger King drivethru
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump praises crowd at Phoenix rally as a "packed house.". Trump also fired long time staffer because attendance at said rally was sparse. Discuss
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Von Miller's "sexy T-Rex sack dance." Needs more Colin Mochrie
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
How Trump's wall has gone from a "glorious" 30 foot high, 10 foot thick, razor-wire topped monstrosity to something that will most likely end up having little people dance around it during a Spinal Tap reunion concert
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Sat August 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dancing in the wreckage of a burglarized home and criticizing the victim's fashion choices is no to go through life, officers
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
It's okay to dance your way through your drunk driving breathalyzer test as long as you're not legally drunk
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB "Players Weekend" allows for nicknames on the back of jerseys. FARK: Danny Farquhar is nicknamed after his favorite website
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Like an invisible rabbit of destruction, Harvey hits Category 2, the first potential landfall hurricane in Texas since 2008 is making life dangerous. Stay safe, Farkers, and check in here. It's your Hurricane Harvey Discussion Thread, Day 2
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Thu August 24, 2017
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Roger Stone on impeaching Trump: "This is not 1974 [Stone worked in the White House then]. People will not stand for [impeachment]. Any politician who votes for it would be endangering their own life." Asshole tag is vacationing in Russia
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Russian ambassador to Sudan found dead in swimming pool. Is sixth Russian diplomat to have died suddenly overseas since November. Purely coincidence right?
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
News: State Department Science Envoy resigns over Trump's Charlottesville remarks. Fark: First letter of each paragraph spells "IMPEACH"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saudi kid arrested for dancing the Macarena in the street. C'mon, how can you arrest a kid who looks like that dancing the Macarena in the street?
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Tue August 22, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Veteran actor Alan Arkin cast in Tim Burton's "Dumbo," joining A-list stars Eva Green, Michael Keaton, Colin Farrell and Danny DeVito. As a reminder, Johnny Depp is NOT playing the peculiar pachyderm ... yet
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Wimp)
 
Video
 
Dancer drawn on paper: An amazingly mesmerizing experiment with multi-perspective animation
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Regional dialects are in danger of dying out
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Sat August 19, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
When they phase out paper currency, strippers will dance for bitcoins
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rare 6th Century coin pendant found in field in UK. The story of how it got there is Byzantine
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It's the Politics of Dancing Dragons and Changelings when Spike invites Thorax and Ember to Ponyville on the same day. Will the Tsundere squash the Love Bug? Find out on My Little Pony - Triple Threat Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am EDT
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Fri August 18, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Three questions we might want to ask Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, one of Trump's biggest cheerleaders and staunch pro-Russia defender, about his recent meeting with Julian Assange. Assuming, you know, you're interested in questions like that
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Julian Assange tells Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-ussian stooge) he can prove the Russians didn't give him the hacked Democratic emails
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Wed August 16, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig will once again be Bond. James Bond
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Did you know that a slave taught Jack Daniel how to distill his famous whiskey? Thanks to the company that produces it today, neither does anybody else
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Tue August 15, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
It's not a real teenage birthday party unless it becomes a multi-neighborhood brawl with shots fired and up to 200 people "yelling, screaming, dancing, twerking and fighting"
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Mon August 14, 2017
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Farker hng had his bike jacket stolen. Let's fix that
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Rep. Jason Lewis (R-Elusive) complains about health care protestors who showed up at his home, calling them "dangerous," "immature" because elderly people with walkers, canes are scary
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Sun August 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That sunken private Danish submarine accident is now considered deliberate and has become a murder investigation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently no one at the Consumer Product Safety Commission has kids as they just now have realized there's been a spinner craze going on for a while ... and that the damn things are dangerous
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Sat August 12, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The most dangerous thing about the upcoming solar eclipse is: A) Blindness B) Sun exposure C) The Lizard Man
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Defendant acquitted in case where two Minneapolis officers forgot to turn on their body cams before punching and tazing him. Unfortunately for them, security cameras caught the whole thing
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
One more time: If you are going to do something that can cost you your club's operating license, such as a women's naked dance-off, do not record and post ..... and you're gone already, aren't you?
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Day 2 of the Taylor Swift Ass-Grabbing Trial brings an investigation of the contents of the defendant's briefs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hoping to build itself into the world's biggest toymaker, Lego switches CEOs, returns to Danish roots
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
George RR Martin takes a break from not writing the next book in his A Song of Ice and Fire series to talk about the Game of Thrones TV series he's not writing
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Mon August 07, 2017
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers tells Dan Le Batard he regularly records his own interviews to avoid clickbaity misquotes by media hyenas, and that he prefers the free-flowing conversations with straight shooters like Le Batard, Dan Patrick and Jim Rome. Epic
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dancers
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The White House approved policy to ban transgender service members called "A Guidance Policy for Open Transgender Service Phase Out," Its going to Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis for approval
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So the prosecutor withheld crucial evidence and did an end run around the defendant's 5th Amendment rights. The important thing is that the DA is able to advance her career
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Sat August 05, 2017
(GSA Auctions)
 
 
 
Need some new transportation and think cars, trucks, and bikes are too mundane? How about a dirigible
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Fri August 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's harshest critics think it's bad for America in the long run if we leak stuff that advertises to the world just how much of a dangerously clueless crybaby moron he really is
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If President Duterte thinks that 'Kim Jong-un is a chubby-faced maniac playing with dangerous toys', then perhaps we should really worry
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dancers
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Coast Guard Commandant rebukes president over transgender ban, tells current transgender military members "I will not turn my back. We have made an investment in you, and you have made an investment in the Coast Guard, and I will not break faith"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Acting administrator of the DEA was forced to send an agency wide memo telling his law enforcement agency that it is still their policy to not mistreat a defendant, regardless of what the President had said condoning police brutality
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Just a little reminder for all your GoT fans pining for a Dany/Jon Snow romance: She's his aunt
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Don't start throwing the legalization parties yet. According to Colorado officials, marijuana isn't just a gateway drug, it's a gateway drug for homicide
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Who will win the main event hoss match? Will Show continue to be a face against Cass? Do the women even have a storyline at this point? Will Miz mock Jason Jordan for having a father not as cool as his? WWE Raw 8pm EDT USA
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
♫ Scaramouche, Scaramouche you can't do the Trump fandango ♫
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Sat July 29, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 214 with three championships on the line, Daniel Cormier vs Jon Jones II, Tyron Woodley vs Demian Maia, and Cyborg vs Tonya Evinger. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, prelims at 8 PM ET on FXX, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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Fri July 28, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
UFO festival crashes into Pennsylvania town for annual re-investigation where no one has apparently noticed that the UFO shaped like an acorn landed in an abundance of people whose last name starts with "Eichel" (The German word for acorn. )
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Most dangerous jobs in America include Alaskan fishermen, miners, explosive ordinance disposal, convenience store clerks on graveyard shift
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(Cell)
 
 
 
New study, which will not have any contentious consequences in any unstable regions of the world, identifies the descendants of the Canaanites
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If filling a Super Soaker with harmful chemicals sounds dangerous, just imagine one that blasts liquid molten metal
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
GE and Invenergy to build a massive wind farm in Oklahoma, which will be great to disperse all of the dangerous chemtrails
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: London hoarder creates "the most dangerous house in England." Fark: By storing so many items outside his property he needs a ladder to get in through an upstairs window
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Retired slugger Danny Tartabull returns to the news because he (a) signed with MLB team as hitting instructor (b) criticized today's young players as slackers (c) got caught for evading child support by calling the cops to report his car break-in
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Watch as Scaramucci does the Fandango on CNN's New Day with Chris Cuomo (skip to about 9:00). Is this real life?
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Wed July 26, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fun with NASCAR in-car audio, as mics capture Clint Bowyer blasting teammate Danica Patrick after crash: "[expletive] her" Ricky Stenhouse: "why yes, I am, and it's really quite good"
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
"Yes, I said a lot of crazy things. I'm ashamed of them actually. Looking back at them, it's like, wow, obviously I shouldn't drink." It's not a poster in a TFD thread, it's a defendant from the 2015 Bundy standoff in Nevada
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Would Snekretary be a demon on the dance floor? Looks like "Dancing With the Stars" wants to find out
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It looks like the CIA might be heading into twilight, spreading out their wings, jumping off the track, shoving into overdrive, and heading straight into the danger zone. Riding, if you will, into the danger zone
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