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Thu March 21, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
America First... except our whiskeys, and soybeans, and cars... AND WHISKEYS, DAMNIT
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"[He] repeatedly called a Page Six reporter a 'c--t,' said we could be 'bought,' and made thinly veiled threats of reprisals, including 'Before you do this, think carefully about who you are and who we are.'" - Team Weinstein, goddamn YESTERDAY
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The belief that the "white race" is going extinct and being replaced by minorities is goddamned stupid
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Wed March 20, 2019
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
America, Adam Levine's Nipples, the FCC, the Super Bowl, and You
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Woman who drove around barricades on flood-damaged road learns why they were there. With bonus "Where's the front end of her car?" pics
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Tue March 19, 2019
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Subby wishes he could see what funny headline he posted, but all the damn Wite-Out on the screen makes it hard to read
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Are atheists genetically damaged? Nice try religious nutters, but no
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Guess Who is complaining that the dance studio next door is just too damn loud?
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Mon March 18, 2019
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Hippies: "Recycle, recycle, recycle." Car and plane manufacturers: "Screw you, damn dirty hippies"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
House Democrats look for happy ending by probing Madam Rubntug's counterintelligence
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Sat March 16, 2019
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
$150,000 in plants at garden center damaged by herbicide-spraying vandals. Police attempting to roundup suspects
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The worlds 100 most famous athletes. Just one MLB player at 99, oh and zero NHL players. Conclusion, the rest of the world doesn't give a damn about 'Murica
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
It's Pandamonium in the streets of Tokyo as a wild animal escapes and terrorizes the population. Actually, the people just gave it belly rubs because it was a publicity stunt
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Fri March 15, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Inter-American Commission on Human Rights rules requiring Julian Assange to clean up after his own damn cat is not a violation of his human rights
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(The Aviationist)
 
 
 
Man taken to hospital by medevac helicopter after crashing his snowmobile into and damaging another medevac helicopter
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Thu March 14, 2019
(The Register)
 
 
 
In Microsoft's DHCP client, the letters stand for "Dammit, Hacked, Compromised, Pwned"
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
Connecticut state court rules Sandy Hook families can sue Remington. Also that they can sue Jenny McCarthy since Adam Lanza was autistic. In related news, submitter plans to sue spoon manufacturers since he got fat eating Ben & Jerry's
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Madam Rubntug claims she's a victim, hopes for a happy ending
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A newly-created antimicrobial film could revolutionize common dental procedures. Dam
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man's phone screen protector totally fails to prevent damage to screen
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Wed March 13, 2019
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's a problem Adam-12 or Dragnet never covered: what to do when your body cam records you giving oral sex to your partner
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother-in-law is a smoker, and I can't stand it. I'm pregnant, and I don't want her in the same room as me because I worry third-hand smoke could damage the baby if I'm breathing it in. She won't quit. Can I forbid her from visiting?"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The president didn't know Madam Rubntug. He never had a picture with her at a Superbowl party. Any picture you *do* find is totes photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels and having made a few shops for the president during my time here. NO COLLUSION
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Tue March 12, 2019
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Let's check to see what's happening during Bike Week in Daytona. Cat fight? Thousands of dollars worth of damage at hotel? Cop ran over at Biggins Gentleman's Club? Meh, no different than any other week
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In embarrassing turn, Mullah Omar lived in mud hut before being killed. In more embarrassing turn, NBC news runs out of news and needs to profile his last days to fill space
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jersey's 5,000-year-old monument damaged by metal detectorist who should have used an ancient ruins detector instead
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has food poisoning after eating food that sat out too long while his kid was in the ER. How are you?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Dam operators send subby to see if dam is collapsing but subby sees 60,000 sturgeon having a ball so dam sends extra bubbly and then sea lions show up asking questions and subby has no answers
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Dam operators send subby to see if dam is collapsing but subby sees 60,000 sturgeon having a ball so dam sends extra bubbly and then sea lions show up asking questions and subby has no answers
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Mon March 11, 2019
(Salon)
 
 
 
Madam Rubntug is showing just how large the Trump web of corruption, bribery and debauchery is. We're gonna need a bigger corkboard
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sophie Turner dressed up as Morticia Addams. "I would die for her. I'd kill for her. Either way, what bliss"
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Sun March 10, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
German? Forget it, he's rolling
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Florida Sex Ring Spa and Whoopie Trafficking Parlor Madam is also tied to the Chinese government, so the entire GOP is now compromised by both the Russians and the Chinese
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alleged Florida madam with connections to both Chinese sex traffickers and Mar-a-Lago is about to win the 'all of the subpoenas' award for 2019
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Sat March 09, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Follow the Massage Parlor Sex Trafficking Madam money and you'll likely find that the GOP is nothing more than a transnational money laundering front group. The only way to take them down is the Racketeering Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rasheed Wallace will teach the fundamentals of technical fouls to a Durham high school basketball team
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Fri March 08, 2019
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not from the Onion: "Trump autographs Bibles as he tours tornado damage in Alabama"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Anyone have Matt Gaetz on the list of Republicans showing up in photos with the Massage Parlor Sex Slave Madam? No? Well today is your lucky day, America
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Indiana Supreme Court rules it's none of your damn business why I pulled you over so get out of the car and STOP RESISTING
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Thu March 07, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Adam Savage notices a new Ford patent looks suspiciously similar to a project he did just a year ago...for Honda
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
College track runner loses a shoe during a race, ignores the damage to his foot to win, says it's the last time he borrows equipment from Zion Williamson
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
♫♫ Damn, it feels good to be a Saudi ♫♫
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck says Trump is the last male role model: "I think because we have taken alpha dogs and shot them all, when he comes to the table there's a lot of guys that are out there goin' 'Damn right'" And you thought he went to rehab
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Wed March 06, 2019
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cock stuck in infamous California glory hole eventually emerges damp, spent, and limp, but ok
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NBA Commissioner Adam Silver says mental health issues are pervasive in the league, with many feeling unhappy and isolated. Players haven't felt this lonely since hoping Kobe Bryant would pass them the ball
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Tue March 05, 2019
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Putin Puppet wants to destroy the universe, aided by deplorables SHS, KAKonway, McTurtle, Ming the Merciless, and Chachi. On our side: Lyanna "Jerry Nadler" Mormont, Nancy from the Block, and Ted "Goddamn Batman" Lieu. MSNBC prime time block 8PM EST
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The review embargo has lifted on Captain Marvel, and it's... actually pretty damn boring
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
State climatologist: Illinois saw cold, stormy February - Everyone in Illinois: No shiat, Sherlock
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(Metacritic)
 
 
 
The review embargo has lifted on Captain Marvel, and it's... actually pretty damn marvelous
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Mon March 04, 2019
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists are getting worried about surging methane, yet refuse to give a damn about youthane or usthane
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Roger Stone really really wants to go to jail RIGHT NOW, DAMMIT
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Sun March 03, 2019
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Activision plans to release a remastered edition of the last Call of Duty game that was worth a damn
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Fri March 01, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby lives in a state where opioid overdoses are so damn common that everyone's going out and getting training on administering emergency naloxone. Would you know what to do if someone ODd in front of you?
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(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
There is an epidemic of children afflicted with sleep disorders, hypertension, and nerve damage due to: A) Environmental toxins, B) Hormones in the food supply, or C) Fortnite
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Wed February 27, 2019
(Politico)
 
 
 
Look, Crown Prince MBS may be an international pariah and all after ordering the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi, but he paid good money to buy Jared Kushner and he expects regular progress reports from him, optics be damned
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
There are lies, damn lies, and 'stunning lies'. Guess which one Trump tweeted today?
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
We investigated ourselves and we're not going to tell you a damn thing about our last 12,000 wrongdoers who we couldn't clear
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Tue February 26, 2019
(IGN)
 
 
 
House Atreides suspicious of Emperor Shaddam Corrino IV's granting of the fief of Arrakis; Harkonnens vow to not let source of spice go without a fight. Politics there, pretty much the same as politics here
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(CNN)
 
Boobies
 
♪♫♫But I can buy the same damn thing on a Target shelf half-price♪♫
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Mon February 25, 2019
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dammit Jim. Morgan Woodward dies almost 50 years after becoming the first human to mind meld with Mr. Spock
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff vows subpoena power will be used to extract the Mueller report
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Sun February 24, 2019
(The Score)
 
 
 
Are you ready for the "Way Too Early Dammit It's Barely Even Spring Training" MLB Power Rankings list? tl;dr take: Sox rule, Orioles drool
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
In what has to be the most Minnesota story of the week, snowmobiler thrown after hitting beaver dam
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Sat February 23, 2019
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
FCC receives gender equality complaints in the wake of Adam Levine Nipplegate
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Fri February 22, 2019
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Dear Republicans", by Adam Schiff
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Thu February 21, 2019
(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
The South has gotten so much rain recently, TVA using all its 49 dams to stop Tennessee River from flooding
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to House Dems and GOP: Goddammit everybody better get on board our Stop Trump's Emergency bill tomorrow ...or we'll have a real emergency
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Trump's inner circle fears the potential scorched earth damage the Mueller report could cause
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The world is entering an "industrial recession," brought on by Trump's trade war with China. DAMMIT DONALD
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Wed February 20, 2019
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter's best friend practically lives with us, as her home life is precarious. But she and my daughter have started dating, professed their undying love, and I know it can't last forever as they are 15. How can I minimize the damage?"
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Tue February 19, 2019
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man has slight issue with Diddy's wax figure at Madame Tussauds in NYC, decapitates and stomps upon the head
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Scientists warn of rare megastorm that could overwhelm LA-area dam and flood dozens of cities. Naming rights to the movie in the works
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Mon February 18, 2019
(Politico)
 
 
 
California's March 3rd primary means we'll be looking forward to Madame President Kamala Harris
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Sat February 16, 2019
(YouTube)
 
 
 
AMATEUR VIDEO: Multi-car Kansas City I-70 pileup caught on cellphone video. SLOW DOWN, goddammit
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Fri February 15, 2019
(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
The worst timeline would have Rush Limbaugh advising the President. Good thing we aren't, aawwwww dammit
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Adam Silver unveils new jersey technology to help NBA players keep up with the modern era of free agency
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(ThisWeek Community News)
 
 
 
Badly damaged car on train tracks with three dead, including one outside the vehicle; large amounts of cash blowing in the wind. No train in sight. I'm liking the new season of Fargo already
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump forcing a Constitutional crisis. Much like Trump himself, though, the crisis is the slowest goddamn thing in world history
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Thu February 14, 2019
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Damaging effects of the four day school week OK was forced to adopt: "Lower discipline problems, lower absences and above state averages in state testing are all things that are positive."- wait what?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Illinois Rep. Adam Kinzinger deployed to active duty on southern US-Mexico border
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The story of the fastest submarine ever constructed and why the Soviets only built one. Spoilers: It was expensive, complex, difficult to build, loud as hell, and tended to damage itself at max speed
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Wed February 13, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ryan Adams's fear of being compared to R. Kelly is about to become a reality
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Ricochet beat ADAM COLE BAYBAY once again? CAN Wolfgang end the historic title run of Pete Dunne? DO YOU CARE about the re-debut of Dominik Dijakovic? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Overpaid Fox talking heads tell Trump base that they should have figured out long ago that they've been lied to ever since Rupert Murdoch started Fox all those years ago. How is it you're so damn dumb?
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Tue February 12, 2019
(NPR)
 
 
 
Fish advocates: Shoot gulls. Bird advocates: Gulls aren't the dam problem
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Dammit Nora (CW 8PM ET) Tonight, on The Flash, Dammit Nora (CW 8PM ET) Tonight, on The Flash, Dammit Nora (CW 8PM ET) Tonight, on The Flash, Dammit Nora (CW 8PM ET) Tonight, on The Flash, Dammit Nora (CW 8PM ET) Tonight, on The Flash, Dammit
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
A woman is seriously hurt after she lit the fuse of an explosive instead of a candle. She sues for damages. Warner Brothers expected to countersue for copyright volations
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Sun February 10, 2019
(PureWow)
 
 
 
Okay, that does it. Enough is enough. This has got to stop. Seriously, it needs to stop before the damage done is irreversible
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Sat February 09, 2019
(Money Control (India))
 
 
 
Damn, Son
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Fri February 08, 2019
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Woman posted a picture on Facebook of herself on top of her damaged car. The damage was due to her trying to run over her ex-boyfriend and a female acquaintance (with SFW video of incident). That Facebook picture came in handy to the local police
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Baby, if you've ever wondered - NO, IT'S NOT US! PAY ATTENTION, DAMN IT!
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Australia's Bureau of Meteorology quantifies volume of water overflowing a dam in terms of saltwater crocodile per cubic metre
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Thu February 07, 2019
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends host suggests Trump "run a private investigation" into personal lives of Democrats in Congress. "Why not investigate Adam Schiff? Why not investigate Maxine Waters? Why not investigate them? It could be no reason"
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Wed February 06, 2019
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Extreme weather caused by climate change caused almost $100 billion in damages and killed 247 in the US--but remember, there are still a bunch of idiots who think it's not real
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff mysteriously delays Michael Cohen's congressional hearing "in the interest of the investigation"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that he's done giggling at Trump's SOTU "partisan investigation" threat, Adam Schiff announces investigation into how Trump's financial interests are influencing his decisions
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Tue February 05, 2019
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Sergio Garcia DQ'd from European Tour's Saudi International event after damaging greens in frustration. He also dropped this epic meltdown in the sandbox
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Mon February 04, 2019
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Adam Levine & Janet Jackson's nipples deserve equal treatment from the FCC" says writer who's never been to a beach or public swimming pool
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After 92 years, actress Julie Adams is no longer the damsel in distress
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After a meter of rain in a week, Queensland has gone full Australia
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After a meter of rain in a week, Queensland has gone full Australia
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
If Adam Levine can show both of his nipples at Super Bowl Halftime, why couldn't Janet Jackson show even one?
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Sun February 03, 2019
(NPR)
 
 
 
Project: Lesser baby flamingo rescue. Nine hundred thirsty baby flamingos airlifted to safety in South Africa. Bonus pictures of hundred of grey fluff balls with orange knobby knees included
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After a nineteen year hiatus, NXT gets the spotlight as Adam Cole, Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa take on Aleister Black, Ricochet and Velveteen Dream in a six-man tag match during the Superb Owl halftime
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Sat February 02, 2019
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Attorney for Colin Kaepernick attacks Adam Levine for performing in the Super Bowl halftime show. Is oddly silent about the other performers, spectators, sponsors and players
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Got a second? Then you have time to watch The Blob break out of a mine dam in Brazil
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Fri February 01, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Twelve year-old UK miscreants suspected of carrying knives could be jailed AND BANNED FROM SOCIAL MEDIA. Dammit, there are laws against this type of such cruel and unusual punishment
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Thu January 31, 2019
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Samuel Adams releases a Tom Brady inspired beer. Reviews are in and it's one of the best ever, but it's a little flat
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Housing market drops for 12th straight month. #DAMMITDONALD
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hockey announcer feels the need to "mansplain", on air, the fundamentals of a hockey game, including which side of the ice each team was on, to his new female color commentator. Fark: Olympic Hockey gold medalist Kendall Coyne
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Rand Paul awarded $580K for damages resulting from the Bowling Green Massacre
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
In case anybody gives a damn, 'Gone With the Wind' is returning to movie theaters
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Wed January 30, 2019
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
He glides down the dam with the greatest of ease, he's a daring young cat and he doesn't have skis
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Let's look into it and other facts about that damn varmint
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This article takes too damn long to get to the important part of the story. It's cold, but it's still a happy Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue January 29, 2019
(Leader-Telegram)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Wisconsin, it's too damn cold to deliver beer. Thousands of Wisconsinites drown their frozen tears in old fashioneds
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, In order to help Cicada's daughter, Barry prepares to use the memory machine to probe her mind with Nora but Nora proceeds to do something stupid. Dammit Nora. Meanwhile, Ralph and Cisco hit a fully clothed strip club. (CW 8ET)
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(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
In the rare Alabama Fark trifecta, University of Alabama will use execution against Mississippi State. When did murder replace basketball fundamentals? Oh, right. We're talking Alabama college sports
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Who's going to pay Brazilians for the out-of-this world liability of that dam collapse? I'm not saying it's Allianz, but... it's Allianz
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Not News: Man excavates a basement in his house. News: Using excavators and dump trucks. Fark: They're all RC toys, and doing a damn fine job of it
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Mon January 28, 2019
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pandamonium in Belfast
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Sun January 27, 2019
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The eyeglass industry cabal refuses to admit why their products are so damned expensive
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Sat January 26, 2019
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dam
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Fri January 25, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Adam Vinatieri creeps closer to becoming first active NFL player with an AARP membership
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(Twitter)
 
Weeners
 
Watch OKC Thunder's Steven Adams "smash his steak"....ummmm ....wait... make that "enjoy his beef"... noooo...that's not right, either. Hmmmm... you already clicked, didn't you?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twelve more cases filed in Federal District Court in DC. as "Sealed vs. Sealed". Damn seals, why can't they eat fish and be happy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Inside the strange world of WWE betting. It's still real betting to me, dammit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Italy ordered to pay 1 billion lira in damages to Amanda Knox
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Thu January 24, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. natural gas pipeline flows reversed after an especially damaging blast. Uncles across the world look on in rank jealousy
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Titanic captain may have been drunk before ship hit iceberg. Which is understandable because that movie is way too damn long (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed January 23, 2019
(Metro)
 
 
 
People avoid making tea at work so they don't have to make any for their coworkers. You know, if you were normal and drank coffee, you could make a whole damned pot and wouldn't have this problem
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Tue January 22, 2019
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Jacksonville sky gazers enthralled by Super Blood Wolf Moon failed to notice high tide engulfed their car. Dammit, Moon Moon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kid battling eye-cancer faces an awkward class photo. Solution: the whole class shows up in sunglasses as well. Dammit, now something is wrong with my eyes
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Mon January 21, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Civil rights group asks Trump to honor a promise he made two years ago on MLK day, to institute a thing that no Republican president will ever do because most Republicans are adamant it's the Mark of the Beast
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Romostradamus
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new blood test detects Alzheimer's damage before symptoms, meaning you can live longer knowing you're boned before you forget
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Peanut puff recalled for being so damn metal. "Had I not been chewing slowly, I could have swallowed it"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dog gives exactly zero farks about your goddamn fashion show (w/video)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Madam President Harris has a nice ring to it
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Let's look at all the ways Trump has damaged the environment through his policies
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Sun January 20, 2019
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amsterdam's red light district suffering from tourist selfie overload. "It's the biggest free attraction park in the whole of Amsterdam"
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Fri January 18, 2019
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Court orders Osaka subway firm to pay damages to workers who were given bad personnel evaluations for sporting mustaches and beards
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Wed January 16, 2019
(realclearlife.com)
 
 
 
Hey, the hot-tub, anything goes '70s were pretty damn great, right? Well, unless you were a kid. And then, they sucked -- as 'Roma' and a couple of other films realize
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Tue January 15, 2019
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, While Nora studied her father extensively she didn't dig too much into the rest of her extended family. Meanwhile, Caitlin considers opening Pandora's Box, Dammit Caitlin. 8PM ET on the CW
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"The Saints' forever drive was unstoppable." In the words of guy who can get it for you Ellis "Red" Redding, that's Goddamn right
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Mon January 14, 2019
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Trump is doing immense damage. He has a hidden helper." Well, I'm not really sure that you could call Putin "hidden," but whatever
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
3.0 magnitude earthquake rocks east Tennessee, dozens of dollars in damage reported
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fundamentalists wait until Democrats control the house to try and make Christianity the official religion of the USA
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Sat January 12, 2019
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Article on how to get better at New Year's resolutions. Subby's only resolution was to stop submitting so many articles on Fa...goddamnit
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Thu January 10, 2019
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
WSDOT claims STP lost pipes which damaged TBM, and that they haven't done anything good since Interstate Love Song anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh so that's where Manafort got his polling data to sell to the Russians. DAMN YOU, FABRIZIO
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Old guy hits bicyclist with his van, circles back to see dying kid, then leaves. Upon being questioned by police, man makes up different stories.... while standing in front of the replacement parts for the vehicle damage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
52-year-old Salma Hayek and all those in favor of approving the minutes from the previous zoning board meeting, say aye and...dammit, does nobody here care about Robert's Rules of Order?
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Wed January 09, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Girls learn better when the instructor is young and female. Boys learn better when the instructor is a malfunctioning Intelligence Dampening Sphere
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Psychologists are here to explain why so many of you have so many damned tabs open
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (1/9): Turok is back to fill that Native American hunting dinosaurs void in your life. Also, Archie meets the Adam West Batman, a timely Captain Marvel relaunch, and in case you needed more backstory on The Fetts, another prequel. Boss
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Adam Cole get even with EC3? CAN Nikki Cross end Bianca Belair's streak? WHO will face Buddy Murphy for the Cruiserweight title at the Royal Rumble? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts with 205 Live @ 7pm ET on WWE Network
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bernice Sandler, 'Godmother of Title IX' and champion of women's rights, is dead at 90. Adam inconsolable
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
When 62 out of 100 is pretty damn good
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Tue January 08, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican operatives feverishly trying to dig up dirt on Beto O'Rourke. If their past successes are any indication, they should soon find damning evidence of him giving millions of dollars to charity
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Mon January 07, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff and Nancy Pelosi issue a reminder that impeachment is mostly a pipe dream, blaming a little something we like to call "reality"
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Sun January 06, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Little Adam Schitt would like to remind the president that he gave up the moral high ground on the swearing
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
Well crap, the next thing you know they're going to tell us hookers and blow are bad for you as well. Damn all those party poopers at the CDC
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Fri January 04, 2019
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US: Don't go to China, because you might be arrested without reason. China: Well, don't go to the US, because you might get shot and go bankrupt over medical bills. US: Dammit
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Thu January 03, 2019
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Winning $425 million lottery ticket sold in Long Island, where it's expected to help impoverished locals recover from the damage they sustained last week when their jacuzzis overflowed onto their yoga mats
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Damn right there will be a Giuliani report". Of course, it will be a short one comprised of 'NO COLLUSION' written in crayon on a single sheet of paper
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Wed January 02, 2019
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"We Did Not Come to Play" Richard Neal, Jerry Nadler, Adam Schiff, Elijah Cummings and Auntie Maxine prepare for the 116th Congress to begin
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Tue January 01, 2019
(NHL)
 
 
 
Happy New Year, hockey Farkers. From Notre Dame Stadium, it's the 2019 NHL Winter Classic. There'll be an A-10 flyover & No-Goal Jesus, but will someone get the leprechaun's lucky charms? Blackhawks/Bruins @ 1pm ET. GRITTY WILL DEVOUR YOU, PIERRE
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Mon December 31, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
TESTED: the best ways to sear a steak, with Adam Savage
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Damage done to US educational system by Betsy DeVos may be deep and long-lasting say teachers, school administrators, grizzly bears
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
BAH GAWD IT'S CANE toads riding a python
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Sun December 30, 2018
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Bald eagle Clark lands upon two Notre Dame fans during Cotton Bowl's National Anthem. Must have confused them for Auburn fans
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Television causes major damage to household, and it wasn't even tuned to a cable news channel
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ariana Grande rejects damehood over the Manchester terror attack
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Colorado finally imports something worth a damn: In-N-Out Burger
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Sat December 29, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dame June Whitfield's absolutely fabulous life has ended at 93
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here is the first of the two College Football Playoff games with Clemson and Notre Dame in the Cotton Bowl Classic. Will the Tigers claw their way to victory or will the Irish have luck on their side and prevail? Kickoff is at 4 PM ET on ESPN
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mum buys Treasure Planet (2003) on DVD from a pound shop for her son and is horrified to discover it actually contains a copy of The Exorcist, which was written on the disc itself, and wants compensation for the damage it did to her eyebrows
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Thu December 27, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
UFC fighter attacked by grenade, gets less damage than he did in his most recent fight
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Wed December 26, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Russia invade Ukraine? Will Israel attack Damascus again? Will Trump rage tweet over all the coal he got yesterday? Merry Christmas America. THIS is your post-Xmas Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Damn can't a red-tailed hawk get a bite to eat at Penn Station in NYC without the NYPD ruffling its feathers?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sure, let's build a dam near a volcano. What can go wrong? Show me the money
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Sun December 23, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Winter is cold... damn cold. But you know where the coldest part of the universe is? You will
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Fri December 21, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Full Frontal on I.C.E. was the holiday special we needed to skewer the current political landscape, and Samantha Bee was helped out by Adam Rippon, who was having a great time
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
The Ohio River's closed, so if you were planning on taking a steamboat or a barge this Xmas season make alternate travel plans
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Thu December 20, 2018
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
There is burning bridges at work. Then there is just lighting the damn office on fire
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's really going to happen this time in 2019 - impending worldwide cataclysmic events, that is. Nostradamus has said so (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Police seek suspect in Midvale home invasion robbery who managed to finally get through that damn front door
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Wed December 19, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Baker back in court because his fee fees were damaged by state investigating whether or not he was a hateful asswipe
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(Page Six)
 
Boobies
 
Rachel McAdams poses topless, and now that you're not reading she also has a breast pump attached
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Commies at Forbes: Trump is a goddam criminal. LOCK HIM UP LOCK HIM UP
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Tue December 18, 2018
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
PC Gamer declares Fallout: New California the best Fallout you'll play this year. As in, a mod. Of an 8 year old game. Damn that's gotta sting Todd
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Comey testimony transcript 2: You goddamn chucklef*cksaloo (PDF)
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Mon December 17, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Startled Mannequin Adam Schiff explains why his House Committee will get records from Deutsche Bank: they've laundered Russian money and done business with Trump for years, duh
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Sun December 16, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will Citeh bounce back from last week's shock defeat? Or will Liverpool smite UTD to hold top spot? How many dammits will Palace concede & can Ranieri get off the foot of the table? This is your EPL weekend thread
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Sat December 15, 2018
(Today)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin give us an early Christmas present? Can Kate McKinnon add Mick Mulvaney to her list of Trump staffer impressions? What bet did Lorne lose to have Miley Cyrus come back? Matt Damon hosts the last SNL of 2018, 11:30pm ET on NBC
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Star Wars/ High School Musical Mashup you didn't know you needed featuring the duelling bands of Poe Dameron's The Resistance and The Knights of Ren to determine who is the Galaxy's greatest garage band
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Pour warm liquor over ice and the ice cracks and pops. Pour warm air over a frozen lake and it cracks and pops so violently it damages nearby buildings
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Fri December 14, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Democratic Congressman explains why he was one of five Dem Defectors who passed a bill forbidding a vote on any measure ending the war in Yemen. " Do you have any thoughts about the war in Yemen? Peterson: I don't know a damn thing about it"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Analysts at FX have crunched some numbers and concluded what everyone already knows: there are too many goddamn shows on TV now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're damned right Mark Harris ordered the Code Red
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Thu December 13, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman surveying the damage to her family home after last month's wildfires in CA discovers that while the home may have burnt to ashes, her cat survived and was waiting there for her. I repeat, the kitteh is OK
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're 37% more likely to have a heart attack on Christmas Eve, which is mostly just from trying to get your kids to go back to sleep for the FIFTH DAMN TIME
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well, Newt just confirmed, he's vying for the COS job. And by confirmed I mean he denies it. He's gonna get it. Donny Didit and the Neuter are just too damn crafty
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dammit Julian, we told you not to drink the tea
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Wed December 12, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
She's farking Matt Damon
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Writer for Father Ted, The IT Crowd and Black Books succumbs to Scott Adams Disease
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(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
Contestant on 'The Price is Right' gets damned to hell via a trip to Winterpeg Canuckistan - incorrect spelling intentional
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(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Earthquake strikes Eastern Tennessee. Dozens of dollars in damages reported
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Tue December 11, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amsterdam brothels in the red-light district to get review by city's first female mayor, who wants to tear it all down because of drunken tourists, says prostitutes deserve better
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Texas legislator bravely paves the way for Satanism's "Seven Fundamental Tenets" to be posted in Texas classrooms
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Puzzle solving "won't stop mental decline." So what's the damn solution?
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Mon December 10, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP is getting a mite worried that the North Carolina congressional candidate that paid a convicted felon $40,000 to hire people to go through poor neighborhoods in his District and illegally "collect" absentee ballots, could be "damaged goods"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The latest trailer for "Godzilla: Take My Goddamned Money" has arrived with more monster fights than your Thanksgiving dinner
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Sun December 09, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Your alcoholic socialist uncle is going on about how Trump might go from office straight to jail. Excuse me, did I say your drunk uncle? I meant House Intelligence Committee member Adam Schiff
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
George Conway is damned SAVAGE
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Sat December 08, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Aussie man attacked by roo, somehow manages to save his beer
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Fri December 07, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Notre Dame coach Tom Kelly says the Irish are the new kids on the block and they got the right stuff
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News: OK, fine, maybe Mueller has the goods on Trump and His Orangeness may be about to go down in flames but look at how nice Mueller's always been to Obama. Are you looking? I SAID LOOK AT HOW NICE HE WAS TO OBAMA. LOOK, DAMN YOU
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Thu December 06, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
DNA damage leads to genetic diseases and cancer, NOT superheroes or X-men. Dammit
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yes. Put that damn phone away at the dinner table
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have BABYMETAL quietly revealed replacement for Yuimetal during pic with Judas Priest? That'd be so damn metal
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Wed December 05, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Adam Levine is a jerk. Oh, and he also did something weird and creepy on The Voice last night
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The 'Home Alone' holiday booby traps. How much damage can they really do to somebody in real life?
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Tue December 04, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
FBI raids home of Atlantic City mayor. Dammit Nucky
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
York Regional Police: "Charged with Impaired Driving? It's a matter of public record, so now we're making the records public until you idiots get the hint." Cool tag offers to DD for the absent About Damned Time tag
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Sun December 02, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Study says teens now use marijuana as gateway drug, if anything, into more damaging stuff like alcohol and cigarettes. "The order of drug use, in general, is simply opportunistic. What is accessible at the least personal cost is what comes first"
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(Kenyans)
 
 
 
Actual headline of article: "Prisoner Escapes Death After Phone Gets Stuck in Rectum." In other words, damn near killed him
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Why are there no good Hanukkah movies? Adam Sandler's? Let's do better
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Fri November 30, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Damn near killed 'um
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
That time a damaged SR-71 was safely escorted away from Soviet airspace--by a pair of Saabs
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Thu November 29, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like everyone is sick and goddamn tired of this timeline
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
How would you respond if your partner took a large chunk of your holiday budget, and spent it without even consulting you? Most people would be completely livid, and maybe even consider ending said relationship. Most people that is. Damn onions
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Wed November 28, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After complaining about college football rankings and singling out Notre Dame specifically, UCF quarterback suffers serious injury. Vengeful God: 1; Whining QB: 0
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Watch a man's soul die as Adam Pally gives an award to a company's Instagram page
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How did restaurants get so damned loud?
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Tue November 27, 2018
(France 24)
 
 
 
Theologians publish "Feminist Bible", no mention if it all started with Madam and Eve
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Of course a hot dog is a sandwich so STOP FARKING ARGUING OTHERWISE, GODDAMMIT
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(The Week)
 
 
 
More and more companies are ditching performance reviews for some damned reason. How else can HR know if your core competencies are being utilized and your measurable objectives are being accomplished? Sounds like lazy management
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Mon November 26, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bad: Brexit deal "as damaging to UK economy as losing Wales". Worse: They still have to keep Wales
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Sun November 25, 2018
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
It's been 47 years to the day since D.B. Cooper pulled off the greatest heist in airline history, and a group of fans and conspiracy theorists are holding a conference to discuss what may have happened, even though Newsradio proved it was Adam West
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Are you female? Do you live in Ohio? Do you want a baby? No? TOO DAMN BAD
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Thu November 22, 2018
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Woman trying to make a car payment, nudges car in front of her not moving. Other woman gets out of her car to look at damage. Being FARK, you can guess what happens next. With video of suspect in her car
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Wed November 21, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post investigates the nation's oversupply of racist uncles at Thanksgiving. The answer: the aunts, nephews, nieces, lambs, sloths, carp, anchovies, orangutans and breakfast cereals are all pretty damn racist too
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pinwheel, pinwheel, spinning around / Look at my pinwheel and see how you die / Pinwheel, pinwheel, where have you been? / Hello, how are you, please point that goddamn thing away from my face
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Hope you know what Michigan Man was up to this week, and a bit of trivia about our newly elected officials, it's the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov. 4-10 Dammit, It's Not Christmas Yet Edition
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