Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'Daily Mail'

Headlines matching 'Daily Mail'

Sun February 05, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Think your boss is bad? At least he doesn't limit your to a total of eight minutes of bathroom time per day and uses a surveillance system to keep you honest (huffingtonpost.com)	(90)

Fri February 03, 2012

Foundation offers psychic Sally Morgan $1,000,000 to prove that her psychic abilities are real. Sally Morgan instead threatens to sue them...WITH HER MIND (huffingtonpost.com)

(381)

Thu February 02, 2012

Brad Pitt gives soda to his children. More on this story as details come in (thesuperficial.com)

(43)

Mon January 30, 2012

	The Seattle Post-Intelligencer applauds Fark's headline about a woman's most unusual marriage (blog.seattlepi.com)	(3)
	Scientists determine global warming caused by the Wall Street Journal's and Daily Mail's pants being on fire (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(460)
(Some Guy)	Mother-of-the-year tarts up 5-year-old for TV, sues media for $30M because her snowflake is "perceived sexually" (theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com)	(172)

Wed January 25, 2012

(Emirates 24/7)		Things most girls do with grandma: learn crafts, cook. Things most girls don't do with grandma: pose together in lingerie for a photo shoot (emirates247.com)	(112)
		Saudi driver who defied driving ban on female driving takes her protest to the next level, defying ban on female fatal car accidents (dailymail.co.uk)	(90)

Thu January 19, 2012

The Daily Mail recognizes Fark as one of the sites that protested SOPA and PIPA. BLIMEY (dailymail.co.uk)

(4)

Mon January 16, 2012

		Louisiana toddler dies after two-year battle with rare skin disease. In other news, Jesus helped Tim Tebow pass for 136 yards Saturday Night (foxnews.com)	(446)
		Government official says the Queen of England, who is said to be worth $450 million, should get a new royal yacht from taxpayers for her diamond jubilee. It's good to be the Queen (dailymail.co.uk)	(190)

Fri January 13, 2012

ᘃ ᘣ ᘣ ᘣ = £1,000 (news.discovery.com)

(56)

Tue January 10, 2012

(Some Guy)

As a paramedic, you're trained in various ways to revive an unconscious patient. Pinching her breasts is not one of them (nhregister.com)

(74)

Sun January 01, 2012

That would be a "no" (blogs.independent.co.uk)

(66)

Sat December 31, 2011

The Doctor to marry woman who played the role of his daughter. Same woman also happens to be The Doctor's daughter in real life and already has a child with The Doctor. Surprisingly, none of this happened in Dixie (dailymail.co.uk)

(87)

Wed December 28, 2011

"I don't really like the beach. I hate sharks, and the water's all whale sperm. That's why the ocean's salty," and other scientifically-challenged gems from 2011 (huffingtonpost.com)

(69)

Sat December 24, 2011

Daily Mail to Walken: B-b-b-but you're supposed to be cool (dailymail.co.uk)

(47)

Tue December 13, 2011

That slot machine with the lights and sirens going off telling you've won $57 million? Sorry, just a software error, how about $100 and a comped buffet ticket instead? (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com)

(159)

Thu December 08, 2011

Female officers finally allowed on board Royal Navy submarines, but they'll remain mostly full of seamen....just like the submarines (bbc.co.uk)

(100)

Sun December 04, 2011

The dedicated journalistic team at the Daily Mail launches an in-depth investigation into what sort of undergarments Selena Gomez is wearing under her minidress (dailymail.co.uk)

(68)

Fri December 02, 2011

"Rihanna and Christina Aguilera simulating S&M on The X Factor have a direct correlation to small-town girls going to discos in nothing more than a scrap of tissue and a thong, hoping for a 'shout-out'" (dailymail.co.uk)

(80)

Thu December 01, 2011

The world's biggest insect is so freaking huge it can eat a carrot. Sleep tight. Don't let the giant weta bite (gizmodo.com)

(123)

Tue November 29, 2011

		Could be the three rich guys who claimed the $254M Powerball jackpot were fronting for an even richer guy who doesn't feel like being hassled over his new "Let's Hunt #Occupy Hippies For Their Meat" charity (nypost.com)	(79)
		Anne Hathaway is engaged? NO, I was SAVING MYSELF for her. She is MINE, MINE (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(51)

Thu November 24, 2011

Sharp-kneed AW takes to streets in bikini to find missing dog (today.msnbc.msn.com)

(77)

Tue November 22, 2011

FARK's favourite Generic Stammering Englishman testifies in mobile hacking probe (nytimes.com)

(9)

Mon November 21, 2011

		Evidently the Daily Mail trusts us to caption their photos, starting with these two shots of Bruce Dickinson (dailymail.co.uk)	(52)
		Occupy London protestors defecate in church. Pew pew pew (dailymail.co.uk)	(254)

Sat November 19, 2011

(Some Guy)

British PM defends civil servant described as lazy, eats too much, sleeps on the job, and would rather spend time with ladies than carry out official duties. Caturday: Model gov't employee is a tabby named Larry (globalpost.com)

(lots)

Thu November 17, 2011

		Meet the world's youngest CEO. He's already lobbying Congress for regulations to put your kid's lemonade stand out of business (ca.news.yahoo.com)	(19)
		Airline to Birmingham passengers at refueling stop in Vienna: "You guys are going to have to pitch in £20k for gas if you want to get home" (dailymail.co.uk)	(81)