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Headlines matching 'DWI'
Mon May 28, 2012
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(Den Of Geek) Interesting Will Men In Black 3's worldwide box office success lead to Ghostbusters 3 after all?  (denofgeek.com) (35)


Sat May 26, 2012
(Discover) Cool Some favor expanding the radio spectrum to increase available bandwidth. This guy proposes twisting radio waves like corkscrews to create subfrequencies, which would create 100x more bandwidth with the current spectrum  (discovermagazine.com) (41)


Thu May 24, 2012
(Twitchy) Stupid Actor Alec Baldwin is just asking questions about Andrew Breitbart's death  (twitchy.com) (155)
(Mother Nature Network) Weird Colorado is actively lobbying to become a hub for suborbital space planes in a worldwide network of suborbital point-to-point travel. This actually makes a lot of sense to anyone who has ever been to the Denver airport  (mnn.com) (52)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Attorney's "DWI DUDE" vanity plate request rejected. ASS MAN seen smirking  (1035superx.com) (52)
(Short List) Sick Bad news: it's National Vegetarian Week in the UK. Good news: the world's meatiest sandwich has become a thing  (shortlist.com) (95)
(The Daily Beast) Spiffy Alec Baldwin is set to tie to the knot with hottie yoga instructor who tweets about what a good kisser he is. Damn, it feels good to be a gangster  (thedailybeast.com) (29)
(The New York Times) Sad Paul Krugman Godwins Cory Booker  (krugman.blogs.nytimes.com) (79)


Mon May 21, 2012
(ABC) Obvious Ron Jeremy out as head coach for Orlando Magic. This sounds like Dwight decision to make  (abcnews.go.com) (35)


Sun May 20, 2012
(Some drunk guy) Fail UFC Light Heavyweight champion Jon Jones TKO'd by suspicion of DUI charge, telephone pole  (inquisitr.com) (24)
(MSNBC) Scary Deadly earthquake strikes Italian region of Bologna. If only there were some sort of sandwich metaphor to describe how flattened the buildings are  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (39)


Thu May 17, 2012
(MLive.com) Sick For once, Arby's sandwich found to contain real meat  (mlive.com) (116)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Did John Boehner have anything positive to say from his recent meeting with Barack Obama? "The Speaker was very pleased with the sandwiches served"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (141)
(TSP) Dumbass Man visits campus on a stolen bike, steal sodas, says he's going to the library to study but can't remember what he's studying, later found on another bicycle with a stolen sandwich, gets arrested. The circle of dumbass is complete  (thestarpress.com) (11)
(STLToday) Silly If you left $15k at Goodwill by accident, so did everyone else  (stltoday.com) (37)


Tue May 15, 2012
(JSOnline) Spiffy Goodwill gets a new CEO. Early reports suggest she was lured in by an extremely generous used sweater and broken TV compensation package  (jsonline.com) (28)


Sun May 13, 2012
(Major League Baseball) Cool After 9 years and nearly 900 games in the minors, Milwaukee's Edwin Maysonet takes advantage of his first big-league start since 2009 in grand fashion  (mlb.mlb.com) (13)


Sat May 12, 2012
(BBC) Cool Two hundred and fifty years ago the Earl of Sandwich stayed up all night playing cards and invented the sandwich so you can do the same  (bbc.co.uk) (134)


Tue May 08, 2012
(News Hounds) Asinine Fox News: "Women make less than men by choice." Preposterous. Everyone knows that women make more sandwiches than men  (newshounds.us) (104)
(Bitten and Bound) Fail Who wouldn't love a sexy Bollywood Samba that featured scantily-clad Maria Menounos sandwiched between two hot hunks? Head judge Len Goodman ... that's who. #dumbass w/vid  (bittenandbound.com) (22)


Sat May 05, 2012
(Buffalo News) Hero Hit and run suspect who killed a 14 year old on a bicycle found "because a witness tracked him down to the driveway of his family's home, put him into his own car and made him return to the scene of the crash"  (buffalonews.com) (142)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Yahoo) Cool Goodwill Industries shows their good will and returns what might be may be 1,000-year-old Native American artifact to the Caddo Indian Nation  (news.yahoo.com) (56)


Mon April 30, 2012
(Fox News) Weird "Young said Hunter complained that her Reuben sandwich had the wrong sauce and then called her spiritual adviser and healer for help"  (foxnews.com) (54)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Houston Chronicle) Amusing Goodwill wants to thank everyone for their recent donations but would like to point out that they cannot accept used bongs due to sanitary regulations  (chron.com) (89)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Deadspin) Scary Sculpture of Heisman Trophy winner Robert Griffin III made from...Subway sandwiches? "The hair is peppers and the teeth are garlic"  (deadspin.com) (13)


Sat April 21, 2012
(MSNBC) Fail Aviva Investors, the fund management arm of Aviva insurance group, accidentally fires their entire worldwide staff of 1,300  (msnbc.msn.com) (20)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Mediabistro) Fail Cenk Uygur Godwins himself on Current TV. If you've never heard of either, Current TV is the place where failed MSNBC hosts go to whine and Cenk Uygur is a whiny former MSNBC host  (mediabistro.com) (47)


Sat April 14, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious New study finds Canadian constitution to be the most influential worldwide  (winnipegfreepress.com) (86)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Crystal Ball) PSA Larry Sabato releases his first slate of possible VP contenders. Will Romney choose an exciting, unvetted choice or the solid, safe choice which would make the ticket a white bread sandwich?  (centerforpolitics.org) (165)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Deadline) Followup Hunger Games surpasses expectations and has now raked in $460 million worldwide, taking the #1 spot at the box office yet again. Meanwhile, American Reunion debuted strong, and people saw Titanic 3D for some reason  (deadline.com) (126)


Sat April 07, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire) Amusing Introducing the bold new taste of Arby's Arugula Sandwiches?  (theatlanticwire.com) (36)


Fri April 06, 2012
(MSNBC) Asinine Delta looks to buy oil refinery for hundreds of millions of dollars--or about three weeks of baggage fees, sandwich sales and reservation change charges  (marketday.msnbc.msn.com) (20)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Democrats are relishing the opportunity to put Mitt Romney in a pickle after he may have violated Wisconsin law by handing out free sandwiches to would-be voters  (chicagotribune.com) (174)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy Alec Baldwin to wed 28-year old. Hilaria ensues  (news.yahoo.com) (75)


Sun April 01, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting Some fertility clinics now offer home sperm banking kits. Just be sure to clearly label things, because you'd hate to pick up the wrong jar thinking it was Miracle Whip and use it on your sandwich  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (24)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid Man reportedly on uppers, downers, and pot arrested. He was agitated, sleepy, and hungry  (thenewsstar.com) (21)


Tue March 27, 2012
(IndyStar) Followup Colts insist that Dwight Freeney is still with the team. Which means the current Colts roster includes Freeney, Robert Mathis, the former Jets backup Quarterback, and the Butler University school mascot  (indystar.com) (16)
(Some Fatty) Amusing Point-counterpoint: The Monte Cristo sandwich is an absurd joke that no one gets  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (192)
(Miami Herald) Fail Colts' Dwight Freeney finally gets first preseason sack ... his financial advisors  (miamiherald.com) (4)


Mon March 26, 2012
(New York Daily News) Stupid Georgia restaurant jokes that their "black and bleu" sandwich was inspired by Chris Brown's attack on Rihanna. "Chris Brown won't beat you up for eating this unless your name starts with a R and ends with A"  (nydailynews.com) (97)


Sun March 25, 2012
(PennLive) Spiffy College student hosts a luncheon to encourage girls to embrace their bodies no matter how fat they are. Sandwiches, potato chips, and pickles were on the menu (w/ 'Of course you would' picture of student)  (pennlive.com) (198)


Fri March 23, 2012
(ESPN) Dumbass Not content with inventing the wrap sandwich, Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine creates something new: complaining about a tie game in spring training  (espn.go.com) (52)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Some Troll) Dumbass Alec Baldwin needs to learn internet Rule 14  (digitallife.today.msnbc.msn.com) (43)


Tue March 20, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Followup "I'm not homophobic, some of my best friends used to be gay before coming to their senses. Hey, would you like a chunk of my birthday sandwich?"  (thedailybeast.com) (274)


Sat March 17, 2012
(ESPN) Dumbass LeBron James says Dwight Howard's "Decision" dilemma is nothing like his, as LeBron's went, "dun dun dun dun-dun-dun-dun" and Howard's went, "dun dun DUN dun-dun-dun-dun"  (espn.go.com) (85)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Digital Trends) Scary RIAA says major ISPs set to turn into copyright police by July, throttling bandwidth and cutting off internet access to customers who are suspected of downloading copyrighted content illegally  (digitaltrends.com) (254)


Thu March 15, 2012
(ESPN) Interesting Dwight Howard to Orlando Magic: "On second thought I think I would like to stay in Orlando now"  (espn.go.com) (118)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Retronaut) Obvious In 1953, Life magazine published a highly irresponsible work of journalism, which resulted in the deaths of thousands of kittens worldwide  (retronaut.co) (193)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Nola.com) Fail Would you jump off the middle of a 24-mile-long bridge into a freezing, choppy lake to avoid a field sobriety test? If it was your 8th DUI, you might  (nola.com) (41)


Sun March 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Is it really a grilled cheese sandwich if it has macaroni and pulled pork or meatloaf?  (toronto.com) (132)
(Deadspin) Cool Gerald Green's powerhouse dunk against the Rockets brings back memories of his '07 Slam Dunk victory over Dwight Howard (w/video)  (deadspin.com) (17)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Cool This record-breaker could be the best steak sandwich in the world  (suntimes.com) (61)


Fri March 09, 2012
(PC Magazine) Obvious The new iPad won't be a gaming platform. Also, the new Ford Focus won't be a sandwich  (pcmag.com) (85)
(ESPN) Interesting Colts: Now that the Peyton Manning guy is gone does anyone want Dwight Freeney?  (espn.go.com) (47)


Mon March 05, 2012
(io9) Interesting Hungry brains are hardwired to see food-related words  (io9.com) (19)


Fri March 02, 2012
(Boston.com) Fail Police choose the more-likely DWI over driver's "Another car shot at me and blew up my truck" excuse  (boston.com) (11)
(TwinCities.com) Followup ZWI  (twincities.com) (70)


Thu March 01, 2012
(ESPN) Asinine The Clippers franchise had a great offseason, they're winning, and have earned lots of goodwill with general basketball fans. So what to do with this sudden flood of positive karma? Clue: Remember, they're the Clippers  (espn.go.com) (50)


Mon February 27, 2012
(Yahoo) Sad More women becoming the breadwinners, tougher to live with  (shine.yahoo.com) (85)


Thu February 23, 2012
(msnbc) Hero Oscar Robertson, who once averaged a triple-double for an entire season, has some words of advice for Dwight Howard: "Keep your mouth shut and play basketball"   (probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com) (37)
(NJ.com) Ironic Anti-underage drinking advocate accused of providing underage drinkers a place to drink  (nj.com) (18)


Wed February 15, 2012
(NewsBusters) Amusing Andrew Sullivan thinks that Obama hoodwinked the Bishops on the contraception issue after their Palin-powered mind rays failed to trick him. Or something. (Bonus: Picture of Chris Matthews responding exactly how one should to Andrew Sullivan)  (newsbusters.org) (73)
(Buzzfeed) Fail Bill O'Reilly tries to explain Kate Upton's sudden fame: "If they can get themselves on that Internet, that worldwide Internet"  (buzzfeed.com) (43)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Some Guy) Photoshop Challenge: improve this artistic sandwich  (justgoup.ru) (27)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Interesting Portland aiming to reduce transit violence with a little bit of the lovely lovely Ludwig Van  (startribune.com) (52)


Sat February 11, 2012
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Strange Padres fans want to know if they've been hoodwinked, bamboozled, or were flim-flammed on the construction of Petco Field (no seriously, those words are all in the article)  (utsandiego.com) (33)
(Short List) Cool The world's 10 best sandwiches. Presented without comment  (shortlist.com) (187)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Abc.net.au) Scary Two companies you've likely never heard of just completed a $100 billion merger to become the world's largest mining company with virtual control over coal and copper exports worldwide  (abc.net.au) (42)
(Dayton Daily News) Obvious Study finds that McDonald's revives the McRib sandwich in order to crush pesky competition for imitation pork sandwiches. You stopped reading after McRib didn't you?  (daytondailynews.com) (69)


Fri February 03, 2012
(vindy.com) Strange Alec Baldwin is getting scary good at impressions  (vindy.com) (37)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Alec Baldwin lost 30 pounds after discovering he was prediabetic. Or postdiabetic, Dr. Spaceman always gets those two confused  (dailymail.co.uk) (48)

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