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83 headlines found matching 'DWI'
Wed April 26, 2017
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While it's not unusual to find chicken on a subway sandwich it is a tad unusual to find one or two on the subway
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Tue April 25, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Panera hiring 10,000 workers to bring your $16 sandwich and soup even quicker
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Sat April 22, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This day in 1978 SNL's Paul Shaffer announced the worldwide television debut of that night's musical guest, the Blues Brothers ... and 'Soul Man' begins their TV immortality
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Staunch conservative Stephen Baldwin says he hasn't talked to his brother Alec since the November election. People were surprised. Someone was talking to Stephen Baldwin that recently?
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Wed April 19, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert asks Alec Baldwin how he makes the famous "Trump face" on SNL; "I suck the chrome off the fender of a car"
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
"Nobody feels sorry for Alec Baldwin"
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Sat April 15, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
How often will Jimmy Fallon break character? Will Melissa McCarthy return to Spice up our lives? Will anyone watch Harry Styles pretend to sing? Will Alec Baldwin trump all? It's your Saturday Night Live Discussion Thread, 11:30pm ET on NBC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin's rambling, self-indulgent new memoir unwittingly reveals the star to be every bit as hot-headed, egotistical and painfully thin-skinned as President Trump. SAD
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Did watching the Masters entice you to try pimento cheese, the caviar of the South? No? Well too damn bad, because pimento is having a foodie moment. Top chef: "Pimento cheese is meant to be on white bread in a plastic sandwich bag"
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Christian Broadcasting Network)
 
 
 
Liberal witches worldwide are binding Trump with Satanic curses. Look what they've already done to Bannon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Poe's Law found dead at hands of Godwin's Law in bizarre murder/suicide case
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Mon April 10, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough slams President Bannon: 'This guy can't implement making a ham sandwich'
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A story so horrible it can use Hitler and concentration camps without invoking Godwin's Law
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Thu April 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dutch coloring book featuring famous people unintentionally left out Mike Godwin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I see your Kirk Cameron's lonely Subway sandwich birthday & raise you Jennifer Aniston's empty pinata: "What are you going to put in it? Kale? She doesn't eat candy"
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
As long as all of their sandwiches are now dipped in frosting, I'm good
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Astronomers have confirmed that Fast Radio Bursts have an extraterrestrial origin. Carrier wave Godwin from Vega not yet detected
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin says he may retire his Donald Trump impersonation, fearing America has elected its "first satire-resistant president"
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Thu March 30, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin says he nearly passed on playing Donald Trump on SNL. But then again, how much of a stretch is it to play an entitled, wealthy, rage-filled narcissist?
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Good news for Colin Kaepernick, there may be an opening with the Seahawks very soon
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Thu March 23, 2017
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Time for my yearly donation to Goodwill. Shirts? Check. Pants? Check. Loaded gun? Who wouldn't want a loaded gun in their pants, right?
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stock markets sink worldwide as traders begin to question Trump's ability to deliver on his economic promises. The guys on Wall Street are JUST NOW realizing Trump is full of shiat? And they want us to trust them with OUR money?
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin imparts some valuable advice on a young fan: the art of the Trump impression
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
49ers legend Dwight Clark announces he has ALS
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Trump says the "Alec Baldwin situation" is not good
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pentagon asks workers to not watch March Madness at work as streaming eats up too much bandwidth. Which is scary to know that our nation's security rests on a system that is run through Verizon
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Fri March 17, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Dwight Howard is not only a champion in his own mind, he's just enshrined himself into the HOF
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones begs God to "destroy" Alec Baldwin
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Thu March 16, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey is selling t-shirts that read "BLACK IS HOW I FEEL" featuring a picture of James Baldwin
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Hey dude, have you seen my cooler?" "oh that old thing? I gave it to Goodwill" "DUDE WTFuuuuuuu" "Why? What was in it?"
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Obama books to be published worldwide. First title, "The Last Sane President", is due out in June
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Thu March 09, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin explains how he gets into character to play Trump
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
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Tue March 07, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin admits he doesn't know how much more people can take of his Trump imitation, ergo he may retire his SNL impression
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New NASA satellite can predict lightning strikes, offering the promise of saving millions of clock towers and powering flux capacitors worldwide
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Now you, too can make a peanut butter and Hitler sandwich
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Sun March 05, 2017
(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
Chris Godwin, one of the best wide receivers in college football, showed he will be one of the best wide receivers in the NFL
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(Metro)
 
 
 
County Durham pub unveils Britain's biggest steak dinner - 220 oz of beef for $150. It's on the same stunt menu as Britain's largest mixed grill and "a kebab sandwiched between two chicken parmos"
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Sat March 04, 2017
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin bring his ratings juggernaut Trumpy back to SNL? Is there going to be a La La Land/Moonlight skit? Live from New York, it's Octavia Spencer and musical guest Father John Misty. Saturday Night Live is back - 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin is very open to the idea of playing Trump at the annual White House Press Correspondents' dinner, in fact, he's actually lobbying for the position
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In the 'ugest of bigly news, Alec Baldwin is writing a Donald Trump memoir
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Eugene is in hostile territory as Negan's captive. How will Negan react when he discovers Dwight allowed Darryl to escape? It's all Saviors this week in Hostiles and Calamities. It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Microsoft launches a lightweight, low-bandwidth version of Skype for India (while the rest of the world is still forced to use the bloated version)
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Why, no, Ossifer, I can't walk straight, but get a load of these cartwheels
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Discover the secret Minor League baseball career of a young Dwight Eisenhower. He went under the name "Wilson" ,,, and hit a very respectable .355
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
To improve quality, Wendy's chicken sandwiches to feature meat from smaller chickens. Move to squarer chickens not expected
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Wed February 15, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
PSA: When donating a shirt to Goodwill make damn sure it wasn't the shirt where your husband was hiding $8000 in cash
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Mr. President, what is your take on the increase in antisemitism worldwide?" Trump: "We won with 306 electoral college votes. And my daughter has Jew friends"
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Great Big Story)
 
 
 
Something we all can fight about - what is a sandwich?
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Sun February 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Revered manga artist Jiro Taniguchi, known worldwide for his gentle, artistic approach to a genre "sometimes seen as rooted in extreme violence and pornography", is dead at 69
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The reason air quotes were invented: Newspaper "accidentally" uses image of Alec Baldwin as photo of Trump
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Sat February 11, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will Rosie O'Donnell make the internet's dreams come true by portraying Steve Bannon? Will Alec Baldwin send Trump into a Twitter meltdown? It's your Saturday Night Live Discussion Thread 11:30pm ET as Baldwin hosts for a record-breaking 17th time
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As Alec Baldwin gets ready to host SNL for a record 17th time, he explains the secret to his near-perfect Trump impression: "We're just repeating back what he says"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
Seattle sandwich shop channels its future public school education to welcome Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola's 4Q results are in, and as expected, worldwide figures are soda pressing
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Will Kristen Stewart be awkwardly wooden for the full 90 minutes? Will Alec Baldwin swoop in and save the show? Who is Alessia Cara? Live From New York, it's your SNL Discussion Thread, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: There is now a "The Donald" sandwich, which consists of two slices of moist, wonderful, white bread, a yuge slab of bologna, and a slice of American cheese. Fark: Its creator is a Republican immigrant that has strongly opposed Donnie JT
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Fri February 03, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now, for your pre-Super Bowl viewing pleasure, it's Clueless Gamer with Tom Brady, Dwight Freeney, and Marshawn Lynch
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Dennis Leary says he would like to play Kellyanne Conway in a film. In other news, Alec Baldwin to invite Leary to set of 'SNL'
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Owner of Peanuts Worldwide LLC faces excessive debt, will put Charles Schulz's iconic characters up for auction to Chinese and other investor groups. Rats
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
McDonald's discontinued Big & Tasty sandwich survives in Brazil, where Cariocas currently enjoy Grand Big Tasty or Big Tasty Bacon accompanied by Tasty McFritas "topped with Tasty sauce and pieces of bacon"
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
And a question that has stalked man through the generations: How many slices of cheese go into a properly made grilled cheese sandwich?
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Hawks' center Dwight Howard, during post-game interview, loves braggin' about how good their D is, and their D was sooo good tonight
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Citing improved worldwide economic climate for rich, dissolute guys, Club Med to open 15 new resorts over next few years
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Thu January 26, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Now they're arresting sandwiches in Florida
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Call The Midwife fans compare the introduction of a new character to the election of Donald Trump, and not just because the show frequently features babies with tiny hands (Spoilers ahead for you PBS watching Yanks)
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
I just saw where the low-energy and fat Alec Baldwin will host 'SNL', which everyone is saying is highly overrated, for the 17th time next month. He is not funny and 'SNL' needs to be cancelled. The whole thing is a disaster. SAD
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin absent from his SNL Trump gig. Surely everything is OK and he hasn't been arrested. Trump wouldn't... Oh my God, Meryl Streep and Rosie O'Donnell are also missing
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Sat January 21, 2017
(NBC)
 
 
 
The post-inauguration SNL will have Aziz Ansari hosting, Big Sean musicing, and Tiny Hands Baldwin trolling @POTUS into a tweetrage at 11:30 ET on NBC
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Panera Bread's new delivery service will quickly bring you a $16 sandwich and cup of soup
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin brings Trump impression to New York anti-Trump protest
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Thu January 19, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Now that the Pokemon Go craze has now dwindled down to next to nothing, it's time to total up the 2016 revenue. So, how high can you count?
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Kare11)
 
 
 
If you're drunk and drive your car into a ditch you might as well have sex
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Mon January 16, 2017
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Three words: Grilled Chocolate Sandwich
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(KCET Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The history of one of LA's oldest still-operating restaurants, Philippe's, and the city's signature sandwich, the French Dip. Subby is hungry for roast beef and au jus now
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Sat January 14, 2017
(NBC)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin show up tonight? How will Felicity Jones fare? Will Sturgill Simpson play his cover of Nirvana's In Bloom? This is your Saturday Night Live discussion thread
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these breadwinners
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Arby's brings venison sandwiches to Nebraska, tells customers to expect more bang for the buck
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Note to today's MBA students: 2007's "I work on Wall Street and stole $1 trillion from shareholders and walk free" is ALWAYS a better plan than 2017's "I sell sandwiches and stole $2 million from Uncle Sam in taxes and face prison time"
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Tue January 10, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Maryland man opens fire after wife bites his grilled cheese sandwich, and that's not a euphemism
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Senators have introduced a bill that would halve embassy security worldwide until the US Embassy is moved to Jerusalem. That's like 1,000 Benghazis
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Wed January 04, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man buys 1,000 newspapers to try and hide his DWI arrest and mugshot, fails spectacularly (w pic of mugshot)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My godson drove drunk on New Year's Eve and crashed his vehicle; his passenger died, but my godson will live. He is charged with DWI and manslaughter; I am at a loss what to say. He killed someone. What is the right thing to do?
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