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Sat December 27, 2014
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Illegal drugs and prostitution have helped propel Britain to the #5 spot on the worldwide list of best economies
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Thu December 25, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
60 years ago today, Bing Crosby's 'White Christmas' enters the Billboard Pop chart for the eleventh time, still the biggest selling single worldwide of all time
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Thu December 18, 2014
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York woman sues police for not arresting her son for DWI before he was involved in a fatal accident. But if police had tried to arrest him earlier, they probably would have killed him anyway
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Wed December 17, 2014
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Goodwill opens hipster-targeted thrift boutique in Anaheim that makes point to stock only "rare" clothing, skinny jeans, flannel, and vintage scarves and handbags
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Tue December 16, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For Ludwig van Beethoven's 244th birthday, born on 12/16/1770 in Bonn, Germany, here's the finale of his 9th Symphony, conducted by John Eliot Gardiner in NYC in 1996
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Sun December 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's a worldwide shortage of brussels sprouts for Christmas. Thank you, Santa
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(27)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man who pleads guilty to 10th DWI, who also has 10 previous convictions for driving on a suspended license gets prison time. Just kidding, he gets probation again
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Wed December 10, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
All that HR bullshiat you keep hearing about how important Work-Life balance is to your employer? Yeah, good luck with that, now finish choking down that bologna sandwich before your 12th conference call of the day starts at 9PM
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Tue December 09, 2014
(The Star Phoenix)
 
 
 
Argument over diced onions on a breakfast sandwich at a Tim Horton's ended when the angry customer threw a snake at the cashier
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Sat December 06, 2014
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Waddling towards Idiocracy, Carl's Jr. tests "Aporkalypse" breakfast sandwich on Southern Californians. Unlike wimpy ham and bacon sandwiches, this one features ham, bacon, and sausage on giant burger bun
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Thu December 04, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin ratchets up the anti-West rhetoric and .. he went Godwin. I can't believe he went full Godwin
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Wed December 03, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man charged with simple domestic assault for attacking wife with McChicken sandwich, would have been charged with aggravated assault had he made her eat it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Did your parents ever tell you about Burger King's infamous 'Yumbo' breakfast sandwich? Well, we've got good news
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(51)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Judge who coined the phrase "indict a ham sandwich" was actually a ham sandwich
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(35)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
You can now actually purchase tlhIngan 'Iw HIq - better known as Klingon Bloodwine - so you can toast the defeat of your enemies
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Fri November 28, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Pope Francis calls for ISIS and its goal to be strongly and forcefully opposed-by Muslim leaders worldwide. Pope Urban II shakes his head ruefully and makes the "missed it by THAT much" gesture
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
European Union wants right to be forgotten rule to be applied worldwide, still don't understand how the Internet really works
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Research finds that babies filter out negative memories and remember the positive ones. Which means Alec Baldwin's kids should have their first memories sometime after reaching 17
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Thu November 27, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Eleven amazingly inspired Thanksgiving sandwiches. Leftovers won't have to be boring tomorrow
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Tue November 25, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Addressing the press regarding Marshawn Lynch's $100,000 fine (among other things), Richard Sherman was funny and insightful. Doug Baldwin, on the other hand, came off a bit flat
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
If, like me, you've been wondering if Napoleon Bonaparte is responsible for Nutella-related crimes skyrocketing worldwide, you're right. In related news, there's a worldwide Nutella-related crime problem
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Mon November 24, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin's stalker back in action in spite of jail time, apparently refuses to change her behavior or set her sights any higher than Alec Baldwin
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Tue November 18, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gay bull's fate a "sanctuary rather than a sandwich"
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
Hobbyists and engineers tinker with breast pumps as part of worldwide effort to make them suck less while sucking more
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New report finds 36 million people live in modern slavery worldwide. So go ahead and top off that latte, your student loans are due
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Thu November 13, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hungary workers make good sandwiches, according to the Earl of Sandwich himself
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Wed November 12, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
World's most passive-aggressive note from neighbor over loud music sparks worldwide Internet debate: What the hell is a 'pinger?' (w/ note)
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Mon November 10, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
"Here's why Britain is freaking out about sandwiches"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
If you don't like the news, make your own: Verizon is funding Sugarstring.com a new "tech news" site where writers are forbidden from doing articles on Net Neutrality or NSA eavesdropping. Competing news sites to encounter bandwidth issues in 3... 2
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finding that welfare-state Brits aren't up to the job, Marks & Spencer and Tesco's supplier hires hundreds of Hungarians to make proper pre-packed sandwiches
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Tue November 04, 2014
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Usually a man is humbled after he gets arrested for a DWI. Usually
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Mon November 03, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
BBC gives a season five order to Call the Midwife, which is a combination of ER and Downton Abbey, but with midwives
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Sat November 01, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alabama man robs four Subway sandwich shops because he was outraged the Jared diet didn't work
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Wed October 29, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
North Carolina now has their own elite commando force with a worldwide power-projection capability
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
The problem with arresting a zombie for a DWI is that she quickly reanimates and then you have to pull her over again
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Sun October 26, 2014
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
County fair phenomenon 'Chicken Charlie' opens restaurant offering Kool-Aid waffle ice cream sandwiches and deep-fried peanut butter meatballs
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Sat October 25, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Carl's Jr. unveils new cinnamon French toast breakfast sandwich, which is just...just wrong
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Thu October 23, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Can Michelle O replace Diane Feinstien In Senate? Fark ready quote from article, "It's a shoo-in. A ham sandwich could get elected on the Democratic line in California"
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Wed October 22, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The "Jim Shoe" sandwich has Italian Beef, Gyros Meat, Corned Beef, Tzatziki, Giardinera, and an ounce bag of marijuana in the middle to give you enough of a case of the munchies that you can actually finish the other half of the sandwich
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Twitter timestamp bug still risks setting off Alec Baldwin
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Thu October 09, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a sammich that cures hangovers: "You're going to have to employ your survivalist skills to make a sandwich when hungover, but be comforted by the thought that it will sort you out nicely." What's your go-to hangover cure?
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Sat October 04, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Today is National Taco Day, and here's a list of all the places giving out free food or cheap deals in celebration of the event. So go and get yourself a Mexican sandwich and join in on the celebration
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Wed October 01, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"In honor of Oktoberfest, we've created a worldwide boozing brewery bucket-list; from the smallest, to the most remote, to the weirdest." So get drinking
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Tue September 30, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
When you get hauled in after your fourth DWI, it's best not to flash the cops and remind them, "This is the best you'll ever have"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Carnegie Deli introduces $28 Derek Jeter triple-club sandwich, although it looks a lot more like a Bartolo Colon sandwich
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Sun September 28, 2014
(San Diego 6)
 
 
 
There are a few places where making a quiet entrance is important and a DWI checkpoint is one
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Sat September 27, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Wendy's trying to kill off its obese customer base by unveiling new pulled pork sandwiches and fries. It will only be a matter of time before someone orders the Baconator topped with pulled pork
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(18)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(Baseball Prospectus)
 
 
 
The most important issue in baseball: is a hot dog a sandwich?
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Fri September 19, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Desperate for attention, Alec Baldwin says he is passionate about green energy
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A customer goes to McDonald's and orders a chicken sandwich and sees a white substance and when customer questions the staff they laughed and said it was tartar sauce. The only problem is the chicken sandwich does not come with tartar sauce
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Gimme a break... Gimme me a break... Break me off a piece of that deep fried Kit Kat bar posing as a bun for this grilled cheese sandwich
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Sat September 13, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
30 years ago, Dwight Gooden broke the rookie record for strikeouts in a season. Not bad for a 19-year-old
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Mon September 08, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
New emoji app will let you text pictures of delicious sandwiches to your friends
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Sun September 07, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"There's no denying it: when seen for the first time, poutine looks like a culinary catastrophe. But thick, gloopy pile of chips, meat gravy and squeaky cheese curd which originated in Quebec in the early 1980s, is having a worldwide moment" (Not safe for work)
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Thu September 04, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Cassidy pleads guilty to DWI, will have to complete 50 hours of community service, have an ignition interlock device installed on his multi-colored bus
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(21)
 
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: A nod to that tasty little fungus among us. Let's talk about interesting ways to put mushrooms to good use. From topping pizzas to inclusions in sides, stuffed or put on a bun as sandwich, how do you like your mushrooms?
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(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Up next on our credit card data theft is *spins the wheel* Goodwill Stores
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Sun August 31, 2014
(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
Parking ticket director hopes to give your fine a happy face, eat more sandwiches
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