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57 headlines found matching 'DWI'
Thu July 21, 2016
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just can't improve on the original headline: "Sandwich-hauling squirrel steals spotlight from one-legged seagull" (w/video of both)
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
"Police said there is no reason to believe the glass was intentionally placed in the sandwich"
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"The Detroit #RedWings today re-signed RW Teemu Pokémon to a one-year contract." Gotta sign 'em all
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Tue July 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift's ham sandwich has paid off in dividends
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Games Industry International)
 
 
 
Nintendo thought the Wii U would sell 100 million units worldwide, but it only sold 13 million
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
USA orders more episodes for season two of Mr. Robot, then decides to give it a live aftershow that will incredibly not be hosted by Chris Hardwick
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Wasted 19-year-old babysitter with four kids in the car tells cop that that's just how kids roll these days
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Distractify)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate uses a ham sandwich to compare Taylor Swift's vagina to her daughters', when we all know that she should have used a roast beef sandwich
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brexit Part 2. A nation divided over The Guardian's guide on how to eat a sausage sandwich. Red sauce or Brown sauce - friends estranged, families divided, as 672 comments testify
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Time Magazine releases another hard-hitting expose, this time on how the most popular Fourth of July sandwich in existence--the hot dog--got its name
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
While everyone is wondering where Kevin Durant will land, Dwight Howard plans to soar high with the Hawks in Hotlanta
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef rushed to hospital after accidentally creating finger sandwich a la mode for lunch
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Guy vows to eat the most disgusting Subway sandwich the internet can come up with, but let's be honest, it's probably on the menu already
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chris Hardwick and "@midnight" have become one of the most politically conscious, hilarious shows on television. POINTS
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the wacky world of re-scheduling MLB rain out games, for the first time in 49 years the Orioles will fly halfway across the country to play a road game sandwiched between two home games. Pack lightly
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
After scares from lead in the paint, radon in the air, and god knows what in the drinking water, schools move on to the real health threat: frozen PB&J sandwiches
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Fri June 17, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Goodwill employee can't recall exactly what he stole, but thinks it may have included 3 swords, 50 lbs of jewelry, 3 fur jackets, 4 drums and a nightstand
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Wed June 15, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Six traditional Italian foods everyone should try, including pig's blood chocolate pudding, maggot-infested cheese, and spleen sandwiches. Apparently crunchy frog is purely British
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(Universe Today)
 
 
 
SpaceX has bowled a turkey and this morning will shoot for the sea landing hambone. Will this rocket join the club and make it 4 salamis in a row? Does anyone else suddenly feel like a sandwich? Launch set for 10:29am Eastern/7:29am Pacific
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Estately)
 
 
 
If your state is ranked the worst in America it's probably because you're an aspiring magician who eats egg salad sandwiches at Nickelback concerts
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sandwiching Monopoly money between real euros to scam jewelers? Next time try Canadian money
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas have their second kid. Likely to be kidnapped soon by The Evil Queen
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Fri June 03, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Rangers in the middle of the Central African Republic have very low bandwidth connections and are not happy with Windows 10 downloading itself in the background. - "blood could literally be on Microsoft's hands"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Great Big Story)
 
 
 
CNN's hot news today: a sandwich caused problems on a spaceflight. In 1965. Bonus points: they claim it "nearly destroyed" the spacecraft, when in fact nothing bad happened
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(God Is A Geek)
 
 
 
Minecraft has now sold 100 million copies worldwide - including four in Antarctica
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Worldwide tweets will soon determine the colour of the Eiffel Tower. Is 'ass' a color?
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Are bread pants a sandwich?
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Fox News)
 
Weeners
 
So what are you grilling for Memorial Day? Subby's going with hotdog sandwiches
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Are these considered sandwiches or not? Yay or nay? With voting goodness in the article
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Wed May 25, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Woman charged with assault after soaking a sandwich in toilet water and throwing it at a police officer
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(AOL)
 
 
 
In China, you can get Angry Bird-themed sandwiches at McDonald's, and quite frankly Subby would not mind if America tried them out
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
In worldwide first, humans are now farming more fish than they catch in the wild
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"If just 2.5 per cent of the world's annual brick production incorporated one per cent cigarette butts, we could completely offset worldwide cigarette production and solve a worldwide litter problem"
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Austrian elections may result in EU's first far-right head of state, sparking worldwide fears of kangaroo Holocaust
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Death penalty for those convicted of identity theft. Discuss
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Heavily-armed man suspected of autogodwinning
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Hey yo, forget about everything you think is important today, right now New Jersey is torn apart by a Taylor ham vs. pork roll debate in the Legislature for the state's official state sandwich
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Wed May 11, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marissa Meyer spent $22 million on "goodwill" last year and officially got nothing for it. Really. It's in Yahoo's regulatory filings
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Tue May 10, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Godwinned in the boobies
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Post-lunch pronunciation survey: sammich, sandwich, or sangwitch?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kneeling Godwin sells for £12 million at auction
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Fri May 06, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
A French beer company is set to open a pop-up bar in London staffed entirely by dogs. This headline brought to you by MadLibs™, the World's Greatest Word Game, available in fine bookstores worldwide
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Tue May 03, 2016
(News-Gazette)
 
 
 
U of Illinois to choose between Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich
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Sun May 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bison burger poised to become the official US sandwich. Why isn't there a Delicious tag?
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Tue April 26, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The 106-year-old woman who danced with the Obamas can't get a photo ID because she doesn't have a birth certificate. "I was birthed by a midwife and the birthday put in a Bible somewhere. I don't know if they even had birth certificates back then"
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Dear, I'm taking the autonomous car to go find the autonomous garden so the autonomous kitchen can make a sandwich"
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Owl trained to deliver wedding rings crashes headfirst into church window. That's what Harry Potter gets for using Errol instead of Pigwidgeon; of course, Hedwig is dead
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Wed April 13, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's falls to the power of the Beef on Weck sandwich as Wegmans rises to the rank of best grocery chain in America
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Tue April 12, 2016
(The Leaf Chronicle)
 
 
 
"My chicken sandwich was wrong, by the way"
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Invisible shiat sandwich
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt Jr. might be a great race car driver, but did you know what else he's great at? Making the world's most horrific-looking sandwich
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Russia's official mouthpiece, RT, welcomes Panama Papers. Just kidding, they just went Full Godwin
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Today in unfortunate headline writing: Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders Make an Abortion Sandwich
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Sun April 03, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Average American will eat 3,000 PB&J sandwiches in their lifetime. That's nuts
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Adventures in Poor Taste)
 
 
 
Everything you want to know about Negan before this Sunday's season finale of The Walking Dead; including how he ironed out his differences with Dwight
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Tournament chess players don't understand why they aren't massive worldwide stars, with lucrative TV deals and endorsements: "Far more people around the world play chess than play golf, and golf is much more boring than chess"
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Tue March 29, 2016
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
And this is how you deliver 'freaky' fast sandwiches using a moving train
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