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30 headlines found matching 'DWI'
Fri September 04, 2015
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
USS Dwight D. Eisenhower posts time-lapse of carrier leaving shipyard for first time in nearly two years. Come for the AC/DC soundtrack, stay for the ants/crew rushing to the side to render honors for a passing destroyer
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Tue September 01, 2015
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google acquires small start up, Pied Piper, promises to shrink amount of bandwidth needed for 4K video
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Mon August 31, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, would you pay $16 for this grilled cheese sandwich?
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Sun August 23, 2015
(HealthDay)
 
 
 
"The United States comprises only five percent of the global population, but it accounts for 31 percent of the public mass shootings worldwide, a new study shows." USA USA USA
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Fri August 21, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
How would you like a NaCl sandwich?
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Thu August 20, 2015
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Obsessed fan of quirky early-'80s MTV videos tries to track down That Guy who keeps recurring in various clips from ABC, Bonnie Tyler, Haircut 100, Donna Summer, The Fixx, Billy Joel, and others. It's a dead Baldwin
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Wed July 29, 2015
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Fresh off his gig as Hedwig in the Broadway revival of "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" Michael C. Hall is set to play the lead in "Lazarus" a new "sci-fi musical" written by a relatively unknown but up-and-coming musician named David Bowie
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Mon July 20, 2015
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Microsoft, inspired by the success of and goodwill generated by Apple's free U2 album giveaway, will start automatically updating Windows on your PC. Whether you like it or not
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
FoxNews, ever the incubator of novel ideas for solving the big problems of the day, offers an approach to reduce shark bites worldwide: Kill all the sharks
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Sun July 12, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
News: Rockets star Dwight Howard goes to Comic Con. Farkin Awesome: Dressed as Predator (with pics)
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Tue July 07, 2015
(Automotive News)
 
 
 
American car company forces workers worldwide to conduct all business in English. And, by American, I mean Honda
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Mon July 06, 2015
(Newstalk 770)
 
 
 
Roast beef sandwiches recalled, and not fondly
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Fri July 03, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Brewers finally have something to be proud of this MLB season, as bullpen catcher eats 23 cheesesteak sandwiches, breaking the Citizens Bank Park record
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dancing Man admits he was "gobsmacked" by worldwide outpouring of support: "I'm just a 47-year-old single, fat Liverpudlian who'd been ridiculed online by an anonymous troll"
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Mon June 29, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What's this, turkey chicks and pit bulls playing together? What's next, cats and dogs enjoying tea time with finger sandwiches?
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Worldwide climate change will result in smaller loaves of bread. Sadly, if we didn't make such big ham sandwiches in 1974, Mama Cass might still be with us
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Wed June 24, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
More than two dozen churches worldwide have installed the "Churchix" facial recognition and tracking system so they can monitor which members of their flock are attending services regularly and which are going to hell
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Sun June 14, 2015
(SFist)
 
 
 
"We're not sure what a beef teriyaki sandwich looks like, so here's a stock image of a roast beef sandwich"
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Tue June 09, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
At 50, Elizabeth Hurley is still varlet caterer treadle club sandwich ukulele Luxembourg kingsfoil monotreme hoosegow Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills euclidean Architeuthis بلدي الحوامات مليء الثعابين
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Fri June 05, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Poor people already buy their clothes at hand-me-down stores like Goodwill and the Salvation Army. Why not have them buy their food that way, too?
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Wed June 03, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich. But even the most skillful attorney can't get one to indict a 33-year-old yoga teacher of drunkenly performing oral sex on a 15-year-old boy at a Bar Mitzvah party
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Tue June 02, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Police: Performing a sex act with a McChicken sandwich is gross and disturbing, but not necessarily illegal
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Sun May 31, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand midwives will be held accountable if they spread anti-vax propaganda, measles
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Thu May 28, 2015
(Pro Soccer Talk)
 
 
 
In a historic first, FIFA 16 video game to feature women's national teams and players, just in time for a worldwide boycott of all things FIFA
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Sat May 23, 2015
(Livemint)
 
 
 
"BlackBerry cuts jobs worldwide." Repeat from 2014, 2013, 2012 and 2011
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(19)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
How Hedwig and the Angry Inch got its groove back
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(6)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Olive Garden will offer breadstick sandwiches this summer. No word on whether it will come with unlimited breadsticks, creating a massive recursive breadstick singularity from which no dough can escape
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(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Reminder: Goodwill still doesn't want your gently used hand grenades
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Sat May 09, 2015
(Westman Journal)
 
 
 
Westman Journal (Manitoba, Canada) says FARK hits a bullseye with this headline: "Dwight Howard has 50 guns and 20 snakes in his Houston home. or as that's called in the Texas homebuilding market, standard features"
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Fri May 08, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tina Fey gives Letterman's Worldwide Pants a reason to be dry cleaned during her farewell tribute appearance
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