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51 headlines found matching 'DWI'
Sun March 29, 2015
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to lie down and curl up next to a sandwich, now's your chance with this fancy burrito body pillow
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Sat March 28, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mother of God, why the hell hasn't the mainstream media told anyone about the worldwide pastrami crisis?
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Cubs would-be ace Edwin Jackson missed spring training start because Google Maps didn't update their spring training stadium metadata, directed him to wrong stadium. After arriving, he surrendered 8 runs in 1.2 relief innings
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(29)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Sandwiches .... IN SPAAAAACE
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Mon March 23, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Patrick Murphy wants a Cuban sandwich
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(32)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit Kat... sandwich?
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Fri March 20, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Godwin's rhetorical strategy - to invalidate any charges of racism by challenging any definition of the word itself"
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Tue March 17, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man walks into trooper's car, gets charged with DWI
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(25)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
To all the ladies and gentlemen who are NASCAR enthusiasts, I humbly present to you the CARBuretor Crunch, a deep-friend peanut butter and jelly sandwich topped with bacon crumbles, a caramel drizzle and sliced bananas
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Mon March 09, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why your deli sandwich always comes with a pickle? Here comes the science
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Sun March 01, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Evidence suggests that 34th President Dwight D. Eisenhower played professional baseball, but under a false name
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Thu February 19, 2015
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
America: The number one cyberattack target, worldwide. Fark Bonus: shiat your pants as you click one link further and watch in real-time the barrage of attacks with pew pew laser effects
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(45)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tonight, on "Why Couldn't That Happen To Me?" man buys Goodwill watch for $5.99, sells it for $35,000
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Mon February 16, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Not-so-cunning DWI crash suspect doesn't think his fake "black ice" plan all the way through
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Thu February 12, 2015
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Until next time Ebola fans, the US and its media circus are packing it up on your little worldwide scare
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Tue February 10, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"Basically the starting gun caps self-ignited, which set fire to my shorts, which caused me to jump into the swimming pool. I was just standing there having a sandwich, and then 'boom'. It was just one of those freak, out-of-the-blue accidents"
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(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
"Hey, I bought this sweater at Goodwill. Is it worth anything? It's from West Point and the name tag says Lombardi. Is he famous?"
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Fri February 06, 2015
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Before donating books to Goodwill, always shake them first to check for old mail, discarded phone numbers, hidden guns
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Mon February 02, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Introducing the spaghetti sandwich. Need I say more?
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Sat January 31, 2015
(KFGO Fargo)
 
 
 
This Zamboni DWI was brought to you by the city of Fargo
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Mon January 26, 2015
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Old & busted: KFC's Double Down sandwich. New and revolting: KFC's Double Down [Hot] dog
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(111)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
After more than 20 years, worldwide consumer opinion of lithium-ion batteries still ranges from positive to negative
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(11)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin is writing a memoir, tentatively titled "I'm Not Related to That Gamergate Asshole, but Thanks for Asking"
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Tue January 20, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
On the bright side, the photographer is lucky it was Tiger Woods and not Alec Baldwin
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Sat January 17, 2015
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Step 1: Read a jokey article suggesting a shop that sells potato-chip sandwiches. Step 2: Actually open a shop that sells potato-chip sandwiches. Step 3: Profit. Step 4: Negotiate the inter-continental chips/crisps/fries divide
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Thu January 15, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Just blow through the light, Dwight / Drive when you're drunk, punk / Try to run from the man, Stan / Just listen to me... / Start taking the bus, Gus / We don't need to discuss much / Just drop off the key, Lee / You're coming with me
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Tue January 13, 2015
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
It turns out that feeding your dog a beer, avocado, onion sandwich served on moldy bread is not good for his health
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kevin Garnett and Dwight Howard calmly and rationally sit down and quietly discuss a minor on-court disagreement. Nah ... just kidding
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
So, who wants to see video of Jamie Lynn Spears wielding a knife to prevent a fight in a sandwich shop?
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Mon January 12, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
This week's sandwich Monday tries out the new White Castle Veggie Sliders. "White Castle offering a veggie burger is like my grandma offering me drugs. Doesn't seem right, but I'm not gonna say no"
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Sat January 10, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British supermarkets forced to slap security tags on $2 cans of energy drinks as they become the most-often shoplifted item ahead of meat, razors, pregnancy testing kits, condoms, sandwiches and ramen soup, all of which are already tagged
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Fri January 09, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The makers of Sharknado are knocking off that lame ass Fifty Shades Of Grey movie which, sadly, has no Nado and, even sadder, no Shark. But, it does have a ballooning Daniel Baldwin. Obviously, somebody realized "You're gonna need a bigger bloat"
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Thu January 08, 2015
(Wall Street OTC)
 
 
 
Baby orca born in dwindling killer whale pod, which happens to be the latest product release from Chinese tech giant, Abble
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(4)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Have a peanut butter and banana sandwich, shoot out your TV and wish Elvis a happy 80th birthday
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Mon January 05, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Give me a break Give me a break Break me off a piece of that Red Bean Sandwich-flavored Kit Kat bar"
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Sun January 04, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"We are now seeing dangerous effects worldwide, even as we approach a rise of only 1 degree Celsius. The evidence is mounting that scientists have underpredicted the threat." Well, NOW you tell us
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Thu January 01, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Doug Baldwin to Jim Harbaugh: "Go Buckeyes"
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Sat December 27, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Illegal drugs and prostitution have helped propel Britain to the #5 spot on the worldwide list of best economies
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Thu December 25, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
60 years ago today, Bing Crosby's 'White Christmas' enters the Billboard Pop chart for the eleventh time, still the biggest selling single worldwide of all time
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Thu December 18, 2014
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York woman sues police for not arresting her son for DWI before he was involved in a fatal accident. But if police had tried to arrest him earlier, they probably would have killed him anyway
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Wed December 17, 2014
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Goodwill opens hipster-targeted thrift boutique in Anaheim that makes point to stock only "rare" clothing, skinny jeans, flannel, and vintage scarves and handbags
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Tue December 16, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For Ludwig van Beethoven's 244th birthday, born on 12/16/1770 in Bonn, Germany, here's the finale of his 9th Symphony, conducted by John Eliot Gardiner in NYC in 1996
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Sun December 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's a worldwide shortage of brussels sprouts for Christmas. Thank you, Santa
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Sat December 13, 2014
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man who pleads guilty to 10th DWI, who also has 10 previous convictions for driving on a suspended license gets prison time. Just kidding, he gets probation again
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Wed December 10, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
All that HR bullshiat you keep hearing about how important Work-Life balance is to your employer? Yeah, good luck with that, now finish choking down that bologna sandwich before your 12th conference call of the day starts at 9PM
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Tue December 09, 2014
(The Star Phoenix)
 
 
 
Argument over diced onions on a breakfast sandwich at a Tim Horton's ended when the angry customer threw a snake at the cashier
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Sat December 06, 2014
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Waddling towards Idiocracy, Carl's Jr. tests "Aporkalypse" breakfast sandwich on Southern Californians. Unlike wimpy ham and bacon sandwiches, this one features ham, bacon, and sausage on giant burger bun
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(29)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin ratchets up the anti-West rhetoric and .. he went Godwin. I can't believe he went full Godwin
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Wed December 03, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man charged with simple domestic assault for attacking wife with McChicken sandwich, would have been charged with aggravated assault had he made her eat it
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(33)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Did your parents ever tell you about Burger King's infamous 'Yumbo' breakfast sandwich? Well, we've got good news
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(51)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Judge who coined the phrase "indict a ham sandwich" was actually a ham sandwich
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