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Headlines matching 'DNA'
Thu February 09, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(MSNBC) Scary New study says one in ten U.S. adults looks like Kevin Federline  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (22)


Mon February 06, 2012
(NJ.com) Cool High school student tests her own genetic abnormality in order to reassure her parents. Turns out she's just a teenager  (nj.com) (30)
(Palm Beach Post) Florida You know your ex is a committed stalker if he wants to win back your heart by kidnapping you using a plan that's so detailed it's 23 pages long, has maps and photos and even a code name: "Operation Stitches"  (palmbeachpost.com) (124)
(Short List) Unlikely FACT: Egyptian kidnappers are better hosts than most of your friends  (shortlist.com) (54)


Wed February 01, 2012
(UPI) Stupid Birdwatchers? They kidnapped birdwatchers? What kind of crazy terrorists think anyone would want to ransom birdwatchers? These are the people that make stamp collectors seem interesting  (upi.com) (29)


Tue January 31, 2012
(HitFix) Cool Cover of new Madonna Album MDNA evidently inspired by MDMA  (hitfix.com) (58)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Science Daily) Obvious Radical new theory explains the origin, evolution, and nature of life. Apparently devolved through repeated multiplication of six times nine  (sciencedaily.com) (68)
(My Fox DC) Interesting Researchers analyzed DNA remains of 12 thoroughbred stallions born between 1764 and 1930, 330 elite performing modern Thoroughbreds, 40 donkeys and two zebras. And of course Henry the Horse danced the waltz  (myfoxdc.com) (26)


Mon January 23, 2012
(The Age (Melbourne)) Spiffy Hello, possums. Barry "Dame Edna" Humphries wins title of Australian of the Year in the UK, marking the first time the award has not been won by someone named Bruce  (theage.com.au) (23)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Google) Interesting U.S. joins effort to create international space code of conduct. Will propose rule #1 to be no wearing of astronaut diapers while driving cross country to kidnap a romantic rival  (google.com) (28)


Mon January 16, 2012
(io9) Interesting Scientist claims genetic material called "TNA" precursor to RNA and DNA. Giggity  (io9.com) (35)
(BBC) Asinine Twenty top predictions for life 100 years from now - strange... no mention of anyone assuming control  (bbc.co.uk) (152)
(Discovery) Cool If you've ever wanted to know what a flea feels like, well now's your chance to find out.... I guess... if that's your thing  (news.discovery.com) (18)


Thu January 12, 2012
(TC Palm) Florida Man calls 911 while in taxi and claims he's being kidnapped to avoid paying cab fare. Because this is Florida, he makes seven more 911 calls when the first fails and gets his drunk self thrown in jail  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (4)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Discover) Interesting 20 things you didn't know about alcohol. You can stash it in your muscles, you can make it in your intestines, and you can find it in space  (discovermagazine.com) (30)
(Wired) Strange What scientists have created is an electronic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost  (wired.com) (39)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Eugenics made easy: Cheap human genome readers are finally here  (chicagotribune.com) (31)
(CNN) Weird DNA links 1991 killing to Colonial-era family - If thy glove dost not fit, thou must acquit  (cnn.com) (106)


Sun January 08, 2012
(News.com.au) Interesting McDonald's to use new anti-theft DNA spray on suspected robbers -- otherwise known as 'special sauce'  (news.com.au) (27)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Starpulse) Scary Concert promoter inks deal to have rapper Nas perform in Angola on New Year's Eve. Nas misses his flight and doesn't make it to the show. That's a-kidnapping  (starpulse.com) (51)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Science Daily) Interesting Don't shoot the messenger, blow it up  (sciencedaily.com) (3)


Thu December 15, 2011
(New Scientist) Cool Dibs on your stuff  (newscientist.com) (5)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting 28-year old woman, 13-year old boy, 8 counts of sexual battery, 4 counts of carnal knowledge, 3 counts of kidnapping, 2 turtle doves and a count of indecent behavior with a juvenile. In a pear tree  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (177)


Tue December 06, 2011
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida You know things may be over between you and your boyfriend if you fake your kidnapping to get $100 out of him but he won't pay the ransom  (nwfdailynews.com) (58)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Herald Tribune) Followup Picking up from yesterday's untouchable cop story, the Herald-Tribune facepalms itself over other cop stories, like how one cop kept his job after a 14-year-old's DNA was found on the cop's sex toys  (heraldtribune.com) (117)


Sun December 04, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Weird Japan, Russia see chance to clone mammoth. I saw this movie. It does not end well  (physorg.com) (39)


Wed November 30, 2011
(USA Today) Weird Country music singer Mindy McCready is considered missing after disappearing with her son. Posts updates on Facebook denying that she kidnapped him. You know this would make a great country song  (content.usatoday.com) (78)
(The New York Times) Fail What does a prosecutor do when the DNA evidence doesn't match the suspect? Does he: a) drop charges, b) apologize, or c) invoke the unindicted co-ejaculator theory?  (nytimes.com) (68)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Your Honor, the couple I kidnapped breached our contract when they escaped and turned me in. It's not like I held a gun to their head... Oh, right  (huffingtonpost.com) (34)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Jacksonville.com) Florida Look, one more time- if you buy a hooker and the sex is no good, do not kidnap her baby and leave it in a field. How many times do we need to go over this, people of Florida?  (jacksonville.com) (28)


Mon November 28, 2011
(PennLive) Cool Hershey Medical Center finds virus that sends cancer down the highway  (pennlive.com) (61)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Slate) Amusing World's most popular strain of lab mouse a stereotypical farker: "He's a teenaged, alcoholic couch potato with a weakened immune system"  (slate.com) (11)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Dumbass: Teenager fakes his own kidnapping to extort $50,000 ransom from his father. Fail: Dad doesn't pay  (orlandosentinel.com) (64)


Tue November 15, 2011
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Step 1) Voluntarily give DNA. Step 2) Remember you're a serial killer. Step 3) Regret step one  (nydailynews.com) (42)


Fri November 11, 2011
(MSNBC) Followup Kidnapped Major League baseball catcher Wilson Ramos safe at home  (nbcsports.msnbc.com) (35)
(LA Times) Followup Venezuelan anti-kidnapping / ransom experts join investigation of Wilson Ramos' disappearance. Government prepares for usual demands of $1 million and a player to be named later  (latimes.com) (7)
(Futurity) Interesting "We are talking about a highly ambitious goal leading to a fundamental breakthrough that will, ultimately, allow us to rapidly prototype, implement, and deploy living entities that are completely new and do not appear in nature"  (futurity.org) (47)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary Nationals' catcher, Wilson Ramos, kidnapped by armed gunmen from his home in Venezuela. He probably couldn't hear them coming over the loud BZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz   (washingtonpost.com) (29)


Wed November 09, 2011
(NYPost) Strange Brooklyn District Attorney wants to use DNA samples to prosecute spitters. Clearly, he has great expectorations  (nypost.com) (73)


Mon November 07, 2011
(TMZ) Amusing Justin Biebers accuser says that she is not scared of his DNA, which is kind of obvious if you think about it  (tmz.com) (45)
(TMZ) Followup Justin Bieber plans to take a DNA test to prove he is not the father of crazy woman's child, and sue her for spreading the completely untrue rumors that he has sex with women  (tmz.com) (61)


Wed November 02, 2011
(HelenaIR.com) Dumbass Man tricks his girlfriend into believing he'd been kidnapped by men in skeleton masks on Halloween, gets treated to jail cell and multiple criminal charges for tampering with evidence and drug possession  (helenair.com) (13)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Science Daily) Interesting Scientists find sixth nucleotide especially common in brain. Search continues for Sixth Beatle  (sciencedaily.com) (14)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Huffington Post) Obvious Rick Perry to preside over controversial execution. This is not a repeat from Headline is too long; keep it under about 250 characters or so  (huffingtonpost.com) (108)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Boston.com) Dumbass People pay eight times more for fish with a higher prestige name that can only be distinguished from the cheap kind by DNA testing  (boston.com) (165)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass If your house is "infested with demons" call an exterminator or an exorcist or an exorcisterminator, whatever, just don't kidnap your roommate's children  (bellinghamherald.com) (33)
(PhysOrg.com) Spiffy DNA Clearinghouse receives giant novelty check for $6.5 million, 14 years of unwanted magazine subscriptions  (physorg.com) (4)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy 23 incredible new technologies you'll see by 2021  (matadornetwork.com) (82)


Mon October 17, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Unnamed Premier League club has performed DNA tests on its soccer players to differentiate between the ones that will merely be blown over by a stiff breeze and the ones that will subsequently break an ankle when they land  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (56)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine Prosecutor opposes DNA testing because we should have respect for the jury's verdict, and it overrides what a jury has already decided   (gritsforbreakfast.blogspot.com) (163)

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