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288 headlines found matching 'DIT'
Tue March 28, 2017
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(Business Standard)
 
 
 
As Netflix takes over our screen time, VPs of traditional studios are jumping ship, and stars on Netflix-original shows demand salaries equivalent to lead actors on blockbuster movies or TV series. "It's a feeding frenzy to get the best people"
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Finance tip of the day - You can raise your personal credit score with just one phone call to your bank
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Celebrities are auditioning to be Stephen Hawking's new voice. Current front-runner: Samuel L. Jackson
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
The RedPill subreddit is just a giant cult, according to this author who was only one letter off
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The time-honored and genteel tradition of a conservative changing social views when things happen to someone in their family, South Carolina marijuana edition
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Sun March 26, 2017
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
27 mistakes on the cover of one edition of the Daily Mail. Farkers shrug, say they can find another 142 mistakes, not counting its readers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So, what did people do for fun before air conditioning? How about the New York rooftop theater craze back in the early 1900s with its acrobats and vaudeville entertainment
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Fri March 24, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the second day of the Sweet 16 round. Will Butler kill another giant in UNC? Cocks or Bears? How about Drew's team going up against the full-of-tradition UCLA? Will Wisconsin badger the Gators? The NCAA Men's Tournament resumes at 7:09 PM ET
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Less hassle than editing autoexec.bat and config.sys back in the day, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What games are you waiting for? What games have you been playing? What games sit in your library taunting you that you've never beaten them?
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Thu March 23, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Experian fined $3 million by the feds for not prominently disclosing that their credit scores are essentially useless
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Westminster attack was long overdue" writes author who doesn't care about phrasing and clearly doesn't have an editor
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kayleigh McEnany tried to say her fellow CNN panelists didn't support the Fourth Amendment. She was quickly humiliated, as is tradition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi calls House Intelligence Committee Chair Devin Nunes "a stooge" for the president, though, observing traditional rules of legislative decorum, she declined to say WHICH stooge, but it's pretty clear she means Shemp
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Daesh takes credit for the Westminster attack, the quality of the CHIPs remake, and the new Yoko Ono album
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Competent and hard working man in charge of protecting America's nuclear arsenal dives head-first into the job, ensuring that... oh for fark's sake, he's writing editorials about how a gay guy shouldn't be student body president at his old college
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's credit rating downgraded to mirage
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Secret Service needs an additional 5,424,954 Meals on Wheels to protect President Trump's family and private home
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
In addition to being overpriced and manufactured by douchebags, EpiPens are now actually malfunctioning
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
When the Wall Street Journal compares you to 'a drunk' clinging to 'an empty gin bottle' in a scathing editorial, your Presidency is basically over, man. Sad
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another aspect of traditional presidentin' that Trump sucks at: he is the first president in well over 100 years that does not have a pet
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Trapped by Music Meister, Barry and Kara treat us to a rousing rendition of "Dammit Barry" (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, in WWI France, only JRR Tolkien can destroy the Spear of Destiny. (CW 9ET)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes personal credit and brags about increasing unemployment in African American males
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(NOW Toronto)
 
 
 
Hermaphrodite frogs and feminized fish, as well as low sperm counts and reproductive problems in humans. Not my Toronto
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Mon March 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So we've ALL been thinking it, but credit goes to former Rep. David Jolly (R-FL) for being the first to come out and say it publicly: President Donald Trump isn't "intellectually qualified" to be president
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Lunch Lothario strikes again, ditching a woman after ordering steak, Caesar salad, side of shrimp, glass of Pinot and a baked potato at BJ's in Pasadena: "He's not out there. Is this a first date?"
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Fri March 17, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Today is St. Patrick's Day, so enjoy this -- the greatest rendition of "Danny Boy" ever performed
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Search warrant demands Google turn over the accounts, IP address, social security numbers, and credit card numbers of everyone who Googled a certain name
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Thu March 16, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Much like your high IQ, your perfect 850 credit score doesn't really mean anything
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reposted for evening folks - What is one of the best, weirdest, funniest, and/or most unexpected things that's happened to you as a result of reading Fark? Top ten posts will receive one year of TotalFark. DIT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Human nose shape evolution linked to regional climate conditions, sharp-toothed snails
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Visa wants to put your credit card in your sunglasses, because who ever loses sunglasses?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix to fund final edit and release of the legendary Orson Welles' most famous unfinished project. No, it isn't that one commercial for frozen peas
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Kind man returns credit card handed to him by mistake at Hardee's drive-thru. Just kidding, he peeled away and bought booze
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(Fark)
 
 
 
For those of you who still have power and Internet, it's the Weekly Weird News Quiz, Frozen North edition. UPDATE: Quiz winners and stats are up in thread
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
First the good news: You're on the verge of shattering the Iditarod race record. Sad: Your son currently owns the Iditarod race record
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Mon March 13, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In addition to the firing of Preet Bharara, what else will be the big story tonight - FL investigation of Bannon? TX getting slapped on redistricting? Let's watch The Rachel Maddow Show live, at 9 PM EDT and talk
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Let us greet this edition of Dear Prudence like Temba, his arms wide, because it was clearly written for us
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A Hmong shaman is working with traditional doctors to heal patients at California hospital. I guess I just don't understand how Trumpcare is supposed to work
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Your laughably bad credit report may soon be reduced to just a mild chuckle
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
If you're a reptile breeder you can try and produce additional healthy species, or you can spend 8 years to create a snake with a pattern of emoji smiley faces
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Sat March 11, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you love hearing stirring renditions of national anthems, put the Egyptian Army Band on mute
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Trek News)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart credits his crewmates on the Enterprise for allowing him to live long and prosper
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Man: "I've yet to read anything positive about this healthcare bill." Woman: "Try going 2 a conservative source and open up your reading habits." Man: "I'm the editor of National Review Online"
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Okinawa has its own form of chess, which board game fanatics are trying to keep alive as alternative to Western and Japanese variants. "I am working out of sheer desire to spread our proud traditional culture"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Seven tricks to staying warm at 40 below from seven mushers in this year's Iditarod. One drinks lots of water, another sings Christmas carols, and one uses skunk mittens
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What do you mean you didn't read Apple's terms and conditions? It's a rather good graphic novel
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Living war crime Manuel Noriega in critical condition after doctors discover and perform surgery on his brain
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Tue March 07, 2017
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Here's an article about Emma Watson conditioning her pubic hair. I don't really have anything funny to put here, I figure almost everyone's already left anyhow. For those that haven't, want to post pictures of koalas in the thread? I'd like that
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
"I don't really like that kind of traditional gun store experience where you go in, you've got Islamaphobic shiat, really, really right wing stuff. Just the whole kind of, 'Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. fark the other guys.'"
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Ex-con behind controversial Nashville Bike Week dodges warrant, addresses accusations on rambling Facebook Live where he quotes Trump, threatens critics' credit scores & references NASCAR fraud, angry Loretta Lynn AND Gene Simmons
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Russian hacking of the DNC is a problem, not a scandal. The scandal is this: Who inside the government of the United States is trying to discredit, damage or destroy the President of the United States?
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Mon March 06, 2017
(NBC)
 
 
 
It's night 4 of the 'Blind Auditions' on The Voice. Will any country singers pick someone besides Blake? Can Adam get over his snit from last week? Watch tonight at 8:00pm EST on NBC
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Dogs move from ruining carpets to ruining credit scores. Your dog wants a loan
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Official attempts to prevent British runner from taking traditional victory lap after win, forgets that runners are fast
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
IRS budget cuts mean there are not enough agents for tax audits. America is great again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Perks of being a TSA officer. In addition to all the crotches you can grab, you occasionally get to question Russian Playboy models
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
What is it with the iconic Quebec maple syrup can? No one remembers who designed it, for one thing: "a mystery for the ages - like trying to ascertain who gets the credit/blame for inventing poutine"
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Fri March 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's time to enjoy one of the Democratic Party's most hallowed traditions: Blaming the youth vote for their latest election loss and announcing a foolproof, can't-miss plan to get them to tear themselves away from Snapchat so they'll win the next one
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Would You Rather, LeFou edition. Beauty, or the Beast?
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Fitbit is the perfect example of a company that would have been better remaining private. It has no business model, no new technology and you won't make huge profits selling commodity hardware and it has nothing to satisfy investors"
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(Algemeiner)
 
 
 
President Trump has been in office for barely over a month, but he already deserves credit for at least one major accomplishment: He's gotten the New York Times to discover a new interest in intensively covering antisemitism
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a lad from Peno, who once shot a man in Reno, to watch him die, and now he fries, I have a hankering for...fish? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Backed into a corner" edition
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough says he graded Trump on a curve due to his rhetoric, but he gets credit for "not threatening to crush democracy" and seemed "almost normal"
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Wet Bandits. New and scary: The Sperm Bandits
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(NBC)
 
 
 
Will Blake and Adam continue to bicker like an old married couple? Will Gwen's return cause any lovers spats or can Alicia keep everyone in check? It's the Blind Auditions night 2 of season 12 on The Voice. NBC 8pm EST
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Flying a stylist 7,500 miles to tend to your eyebrows for a brief Oscars appearance: $25,000 and a BUNCH of carbon credits. Everlasting hypocrisy: priceless
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Have a smartphone? You may never again have to stand in line with your credit card for drinks at a bar
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer was once called Sean Sphincter in his school newspaper. Read his letter to the editor in response
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"But if Trump is able to get the money from Congress to hire the 10,000 additional immigration cops and 5,000 more border agents he wants, I think you'll be able to say something else about his policy: It will be economic suicide"
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Science creates a source of free air conditioning, and it's even cheap to produce. Still no cure for Florida
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dewey Defeats Truman, Oscars edition
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Punching Nazi scumbags is a time-honored American tradition
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Robert Davi says reporters who "spread lies about virtuous political candidates like Trump" should be thrown in jail. Tough talk from a man whose biggest film credit is Showgirls
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Fri February 24, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Unusually mild winter in Canada thwarting traditional Canadian ritual of putting old people onto ice floes and never seeing them again. What do you mean she's back?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The leaked GOP Obamacare replacement plan is here, and if you or a loved one has a pre-existing condition and you can't pay for your treatment out of pocket, you should start planning your goodbyes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It turns out Kim Jong Nam was auditioning for a sequel to The Rock
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Latest 'decline of Western civilization' indicator: Oxford dictionary announces latest additions including: "yes" "squad goals" "drunk text" "craptacular" and "drink the haterade"
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Giraffe live stream banned from YouTube for nudity and sexual content. Were they necking?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Media start having to admit that Trump's national security team is performing much better than it is being given credit for. This is probably just more fake news
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In keeping with the tradition of weirdly named celebrity children Nick Cannon names his new son Golden "Sagon" Cannon
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bill Maher, in taking credit for Milo's downfall, says "Sunlight is the best disinfectant". If that's the case, here's a bit of sunlight for Maher where he argued pretty much the same thing as MIlo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bill Maher takes full credit for the fall of Milo Yiannopoulos
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(Daily Motion)
 
 
 
Bread and Circuses turned in to a series, with the addition of Adam West
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...to snipe a Ukranian oligarch out from under a US extradition request
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Google announces for the first time in its history, it will allow third-party auditors to examine its Google Ads program and report back on how exactly it screws sites over
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Breitbart's editor-in-chief Alex Marlow calls Milo Yiannopoulos' comments "totally indefensible." He then proceeds to defend them
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Pirate Kim Dotcom may be extradited to the US after losing court battle
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The Conspiracy To Impeach Trump: It's not the lefty Dems who are taking aim, it's traditional conservatives. With an agenda and the power to make him disappear"
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
"You love Blade Runner because it's a hot mess. It overcame problems, oddities, and a difficult production to become a masterpiece"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky's science ambassador announces addition of new exhibit at Ark Encounter. Dinosaurs battling giants gladiator style
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Tag is for the contractor whose workers gutted the wrong house: He offered to buy the house or at least restore it to its prior condition. (Fail tag's looking for that Nathan Fillion gif.)
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Fri February 17, 2017
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
How do you say Iditarod with an Appalachian accent?
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Washington Post Editor says they would be covering President Hillary Clinton just as aggressively and energetically as they do with Trump. Except that they would be using pom poms, wine coolers and a Carole King soundtrack
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(Fark)
 
 
 
With Trump getting turned down by his NSC choice, there's a Pratchett quote I'm trying to think of. Help me find it. Some DIT
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Fake news writer who took credit for putting Trump in the White House now says he regrets taking credit for putting Trump in the White House
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Thu February 16, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Reddit begins its slow march towards becoming like Digg
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Wed February 15, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Russian model takes stupidity to new heights to get the perfect Instagram shot
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes of the "Dr. Strange" post-credits tag
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Are you a nobody that desperately wants VIP access to your favorite band? Just edit the band's Wiki page to claim you're the lead singer's cousin, and offer it as "proof" to security goons. BRILLIANT
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Two producers have been credited on nearly 40 Batman features in the last 20 years. But they've only directly worked on one of them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Trump's Border Wall could face a geology problem." For those keeping track at home, that's in addition to its money problem, treaty problem, and, of course, reality problem
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Stagehand deserves credit for shutting up James Hetfield at the Grammy Awards
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Mon February 13, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
12 million Americans have hidden a credit card or bank account from their partner. And if they were depositors with Wells Fargo, they even had accounts that were hidden from themselves
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A curious addition to Rey and Kylo Ren's official biographies could be the key to Star Wars' future
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
BLM leaders may want to audit a Dale Carnegie course or two
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The fact that they can't spell, don't know history, have tempers, constantly lie, aren't very smart, and suck at tweeting will not deter the Trump Administration; 'We will find our strength in ignorance and our stupidity will propel us to greatness'
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Here's an updated list of the 10 threats capable of wiping humanity out courtesy of the Centre for the Study of Existential Risk, and in the 2017 edition, "tyrannical leaders' and 'nuclear holocaust' are getting a lot of play for some reason
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Is there any better place to ditch your 3-year old than Chuck E. Cheese? I mean, it is where a kid can be a kid
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
So, which fast food chain just had a major credit card breach? I'm thinking Arby's
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Those working in The Wall Street Journal newsroom are not too happy that their editor-in-chief has told them to go soft on Trump and not hurt his feelings
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's food bank in New Orleans is responding to the New Orleans tornadoes, the 4th major natural disaster in a year. Donation link to the left, thanks & DIT
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers determine why oceans have absorbed so much carbon. Turns out it was a cabal of cetaceans who are trading big time on carbon credits to the detriment of the mollusks, who are pissed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Follow up to our favorite Farktographer and radio host's car accident and how you can help. LGT original thread. DIT asap
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The UTA (United Talent Agency) in Hollywood has canceled its traditional Oscar party and instead will donate $250,000 to American Civil Liberties Union and the International Rescue Committee
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Were you a victim of a Nigerian internet scam? If you're not too embarrassed by your stupidity for being gullible, the DOJ is now taking names
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Did you know Barack Obama is personally orchestrating a Satanic sedition against Donald Trump?
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Wed February 08, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After years of sitting on their cash due to regulatory uncertainty, Intel celebrates the calmed seas of D.C. with a $7 Billion investment in jobs. And you know who is there to take the credit
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
According to a former editor at Infowars, Alex Jones is a snake oil salesman. Obvious tag taken out in what was OBVIOUSLY a false flag operation conducted by those secret liberal Muslim aliens, so 'Murica
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
LAX detainees testify about "horrendous conditions"
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Tue February 07, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Producers of Gong Show reboot are looking for performers, will hold open auditions at Glendale Galleria. Men, women, dancing machines of all ages welcome
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Today's edition of Why Democrats Lost features new CBS poll showing that a majority of Democrats consider Christianity as violent as Islam
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It's time to give credit where credit is due: LeBron James just made the shot of the year. End of discussion
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley once again makes the pages of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. This time with her two daughters
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Mon February 06, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Barbie bandit" at large
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Sun February 05, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the pre-Super Bowl edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Join us for two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska (9PM AKST/10PM PST)
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Sat February 04, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
Sure, journalism isn't a really high-paying job for most reporters, but that doesn't mean recruiting entry-level writers into an international cocaine smuggling ring is the answer, Mr. Music Editor
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New Batman from Lego Batman movie sounds awfully familiar: he's a spoiled hereditary-billionaire narcissist with a persecution complex, whose self-styled tough stance on law and order has kept Gotham mired in perpetual chaos
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Fri February 03, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
You have to give credit where credit is due: Trump has certainly gotten people re-engaged in the civic process again. Senate Switchboard has been receiving an average of 1.5 MILLION calls a day from angry constituents in the last two weeks
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson conducts a sympathetic interview with white supremacist Milo Yiannopoulos, no doubt sizing up the Breitbart editor as a potential new host
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mike Ditka yells at cloud
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Come for a National Review editor explaining why Bannon's inclusion in the NSC is bad. Stay for the quote about Kellyanne Conway being the voice of reason in the inner circle
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal the dismal conditions during the dinosaurs' last days, nearly 5,000 years ago
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Think that your credit cards are safer now that they have embedded chip technology? Sorry, think again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After decades of suspecting that annual outbreaks of a mysterious medical condition in India were due to seasonal pesticide use, researchers from the Institute of Pesticide Use can finally conclude that the blame lies with unripe lychee fruit seeds
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Wed February 01, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
While you thought it was insane that Apple ditched the headphone jack in the iPhone 7, apparently 78 million people didn't care
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson shot down by John Vargas, who reminded it "You don't actually operate in facts; you're a pundit, I'm a journalist"
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(KRMG Tulsa)
 
 
 
Mother, father, and baby all have the same birthday, a 1-in-48 million odds of it happening (Edit: more like 1 in 133,225)
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Tue January 31, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hooters to add male servers and ditch revealing outfits with new venture 'Hoots'
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Feel like tuning out? Post your favorite acoustic renditions here
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Mon January 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Reporter for network that gave Trump hundreds of hours of free publicity and employed his campaign mangers as pundits complains about Trump's policies
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(Time)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's plan to eliminate Medicare is like an extensive polyp hunting expedition, and you never call, I never know what's happening with you
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
How the Gatorade Shower Became Tradition 30 Years Ago
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(TuneIn)
 
Audio
 
At 8PM ET Paul's Memory Bank presents my 100th show "Request Night". Any TFers who put in a request in Sunday's thread will have their request granted. Still room for a couple more. DIT. LIT
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
1890s all-female vaudeville act reviled in its own time for being hideous in appearance and hideously unfunny still survives on Wikipedia. Broadway theater operator credited himself for booking them and profiting off so-bad-it's-good vibe
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Rather than resign in embarrassment, the top producers and editors of the major media have actually doubled down, filling their platforms with stories so consistently inclined against Trump the president and his policies
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Sat January 28, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Forget skimming, now shimming is the newest way to steal your credit card info. It's just like skimming, except the thieves have changed one letter. That letter was a 'k', and now it's been changed to an 'h'. Please make a note of it
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Fri January 27, 2017
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
And for today's edition of stupid people say stupid things: Wendy Williams goes off on Paris Jackson for considering herself 'Black. Period.'
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(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
Watch a Breitbart editor looking defeated as a female journalist tersely explains his job to him, IN SIDEEYE
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
On the campaign trail Trump vowed to challenge China's ascent, but the great negotiator's first move on trade policy, on his first day no less, threw America's traditional allies in Asia into China's arms
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Scientists need to get involved in politics and go beyond the traditional role of advocacy." All hail our pocket-protected overlords
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson attacks Buzzfeed Editor-in-Chief for publishing the Trump Piss Dossier
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Official Death Valley National Park feed now rogue, posting about Japanese internment camps. This is in addition to resistance from Badlands and @AltNatParkSer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientist known as the Queen of Pain explains why scientists are so baffled by it: "Cluster headaches, neuralgia - there are conditions where the pain is so great patients have thought about taking a drill to their heads to make it stop" (good read)
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Minnesota Republicans offer up plan to slash health insurance premiums by allowing insurers to deny claims for every condition other than "Being the absolute rose of perfect health"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen reveals his stupidity made Woody Harrelson a movie star. #LOSING
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In addition to fighting space Nazis in movies, Daisy Ridley is going to fight regular Nazis in movies
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, transgender children will be allowed to join Rainbows, Brownies and Girl Guides breaking 107 years of tradition
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Mon January 23, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed editor says news organizations should adopt "new rules" in order to properly cover the Trump administration, and that may even require sometimes publishing "unverified information." In other words, Fake News your ass off about Trump
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
You're about to see a lot more of Bobby Brown: New Edition is getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and their six hour TV biopic airs this week
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Suicide Squad director David Ayer admits the film sucked, finally realizing what everyone else knew when they saw the "DC Entertainment" logo in the opening credits
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(Today)
 
 
 
Luke Bryan to sing the National Anthem at Super Bowl LI, plans to somehow work in Budweiser, Ford Pick-ups, tailgating, and objectification of women to make it into a traditional Bro Country song
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Sun January 22, 2017
(White House)
 
 
 
What do hemp, tax returns, machine guns, and the emoluments act have in common? They're all brand new additions to the official Trump White House petition website. Bonus: 165k and counting have signed demanding Trump's tax returns be released
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
We're all reassured that, despite all the "American Carnage", help is here. Apparently we don't have to do a single thing, because Trump has told us that He ALONE can fix these terrible conditions (insecurity) that we all(white people) suffer from
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Have no fear. Robot-Snake-Balloon will save you. Very slowly, very slowly, and only in fair weather conditions
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
109-year-old woman credits her longevity to bacon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
With the inauguration of Trump mere hours away, what should be the theme song of such an auspicious event? Subby will give away a month of TF (Or a donation to a charity of your choice) to the top 3 best suggestions
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a list of airports Faceybook checkins? DIT
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Continuing the fine tradition set by Batman vs. Superman and Suicide Squad, the Wonder Woman movie is "....discombobulated, it doesn't have narrative flow. It's just very disjointed"
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Attractive and successful African-American not invited to inauguration because he's not "typically and traditionally American"
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's episode of "Oh No He Just Ditten" brought to you by Bill Belichick, when asked how valuable home field advantage is: "I don't know. Go ask Dallas and Kansas City"
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
If you're drunk and drive your car into a ditch you might as well have sex
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Life Hacks, 1873 edition
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Last week: Julian Assange vowed he would voluntarily extradite himself if Chelsea Manning was released from prison. This week: Who left those goalposts THERE?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Psychologists debunk the idea that the third Monday in January ('Blue Monday') is the most depressing day of the year. In addition, for the first time in 108 years it also won't be Opening Day at Wrigley Field
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How much do real events shape your work? Do you ever directly use reality in your fiction? Planning a dystopian "1984"-esque novel about sentient hairpieces ruling the world? THIS is your Fark Writers' Thread "god help us all" edition
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Tue January 17, 2017
(The Onion)
 
 
 
In addition to civil rights, civil language, and America being a world leader, we also are going to have to say goodbye to the Onion's articles about Joe Biden
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cowboys fan laments his team's loss to the Packers in the traditional manner of fans watching from home, by beating the fark out of his big-ass TV
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Could it be the one thing that saves us from Republicans Gone Wild: Congressional Edition are ... the Trump voters?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. places a bumblebee on the endangered species list for the first time. Which is really going to hurt gun sales, resorts and equipment retailers during the traditional bumblebee hunting season
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NBC producer found dead with bags of methamphetamine & cocaine, 100 ecstasy pills, 34 Mollys, 16 additional "cat shaped" ecstasy pills, rock cocaine, marijuana and 58 green diazepam pills, 56 unidentified pills and $26,985.00 in cash and no ideas
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed's editor in fake news chief, Ben Smith: "I think that we are now in a media environment where you have to engage in false statements"
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Announcements of U.S. fourth-quarter earnings begins Friday, and for the first time ever Alcoa will foil the tradition of being the first to report
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Happy New Year from the IRS: If you claim earned income tax credit or the additional child tax credit, your refund will be late
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
PG-13 movies may have the most violence, and the most unrealistic portrayal of guns, but at least there's no dangerous nudity and you'll only hear one "f**k" given
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Attack on Titan editor arrested for attack on wife
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After 10 years, some people are still holding onto their original unopened first edition iPhones. Current value? From $3,500 to $30,000
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sit down before you read this, but most teenagers don't read or understand social media website terms and conditions. But yo if, like, those terms are plain Englished and stuff, they get 'em and kinda don't think they're so fleek AT ALL
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
One of the benefits of a Charter Schools is it has greater accountability, such as accounting for why 40% of its graduates didn't have enough credits to graduate
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara praises the anal tradition of the Golden Globes
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Sat January 07, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The numbers are in and online sales hit a record $91 billion over the holidays. Increase is credited to convenience, lower prices, not risking being assaulted at a brick and mortar store on Black Friday
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Have Reddit users discovered the perfect exercise regimen?"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
'Old book' given to charity shop turns out to be rare first edition of A Clockwork Orange worth £1,500. This is why I never throw anything out
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Someone edited blood into the slapstick humor of "Home Alone" to make it a horror movie
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Let's check in on Bevinstan: University of Louisville could be about to lose accreditation due to political interference
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(Cosmos Magazine)
 
 
 
Conditions on newly discovered 'Goldilocks' planet: This is fine
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(Some Gopher)
 
 
 
FOR SALE: 1979 Striker yacht, overall in poor condition, scratched anchor, a peach at $129,000. "Okay, you can owe me"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm 32, married with two kids, and feel as if it's time to ditch my cellphone because I hate it. I have no need for it but my husband thinks if I am kidnapped or abducted by aliens I'll never be rescued. Why do I need a cellphone?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jerry Rice's daughter will try to keep the football tradition in her family alive and try out for the Los Angeles Temptation of the Lingerie Football League
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man writes letter to editor, claiming pornography "portrays women as sex objects," missed out on gay porn
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's hubby's car just bit the dust and we're considering an electric car. Can anyone share their experience with electric cars? (Additional Info: His commute is less than 50 miles and he rarely travels out of town. )
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Florida man chases Florida Walmart woman, 12,533 BC edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yesterday's abrupt reversal of Monday's surprise action by Congressional Republicans to gut the ethics process reveals Paul Ryan is carrying on an important tradition of John Boehner's speakership: being really bad at his job
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Credit repair companies found guilty of overcharging customers. No word if they have to wear pirate costumes, sing bad songs as part of punishment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dems organize against GOP ethics scandal. Media covers story. Trump sends out a tweet. GOP caves under public pressure. Media gives full credit to Trump. Media then writes articles like this one wondering how Trump got all the credit
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Tue January 03, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? It turns out its motivation may be far more complex and nuanced than we gave it credit for
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"To give its executive producer the credit to earn his five-figure salary, the summation of [The New Celebrity Apprentice] is much simpler: Sad"
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Briitsh network tries to revive tradition of airing horse racing on New Year's Day, won't be doing that again, as the coverage is called "more divisive than Brexit" and "ITV has done to racing what Chris Evans did to Top Gear." Ouch
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese George Michael fans of a certain age credit his landmark 1985 Workers Gymnasium concert in Beijing for getting them to think about freedom, careless whispers. "He changed China"
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
83-year-old Emperor of Japan to forgo traditional New Year's message to nation in order to lighten burden on his ailing body. The spirit of 2016 will apparently pass over two elderly ceremonial monarchs
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: FruitBouquets.com: $30 Credit for $15. New Year's arrangements start at $39.99, standard shipping $14.99. If the trains are traveling at 35 and 67 mph respectively, how many soccer balls does Jim save? (Sponsored Link)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
One more big death in 2016 - The traditional dinner date
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
There are only a few more days left in 2016, so if your New Year's Resolution was to finally finish a novel this year, you better get cracking. Or you can hang out with the rest of us, because THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread, New Year's Edition
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Alaska has the nation's highest average credit card debt. Mostly because residents only get one month in the summer to catch up on how much they owe before it's time for the heating bills to start rolling in again
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Lighthouse Edition
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's Boxing Day Monday Time for the English tradition that is football The morning starts at 7:30 with Palace at Watford. Baggies at Gunners at 10, as well as other matches, ending with by Citeh at Hull at 12:15. This is your EPL discussion
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher in stable condition, which is a personal first for her
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Sun December 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, Louisiana needs ditch diggers too
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
10 U.K. Christmas traditions that confuse Americans. Come for the wassail, stay for the Christmas pudding
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vikings DB ditch their own coach's plan to cover Jordy Nelson because they feel it was a bad one. Jordy went on to grab 145 yards and 2 touchdowns in the first half. Bonus: Zimmer's bad plan led to a 9-yard half from Nelson
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the very Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah/Happy Holidays edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Joining our host in the studio tonight are two special guests (9PM AKST/10PM PST)
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Light up the yule log, grab your Santa hat, and pop in that Mannheim Steamroller Christmas CD from the 1994 $2 bin - It's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz - Christmas edition
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Tipster Who Recognized 'Burrito Bandit' Rewarded with $5,000, complimentary hose-down
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Thu December 22, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
In the tradition of cushy jobs in the banking industry, former banker appointed as Ontario's first ombudsman of beer
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Government to survey property lines with GPS instead of traditional guy-holding-a-stick method. On the plus side, $60 Million in savings. On the down side, Apple maps says your house is an on-ramp
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The 2017 edition of the D.C. Metro's special Inaugural Fare Cards, issued every four years, will this year be missing one key visual component
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Wed December 21, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A Rocky Mountain rivalry between BYU and Wyoming takes place at the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl. So is it Cougars or Cowboys in the battle of 8-win teams? Kickoff is at 9:00 PM ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
As many as one in 10 Icelanders protested in front of the Alþingi, the national parliament, demonstrating their anger through the time-honoured tradition of hurling Icelandic yoghurt and waving bananas
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(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
There are weird Christmas traditions and then there is having to rap battle a skeletal horse on Christmas morning in Welsh
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Liam Neeson auditions to be a Mall Santa
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
ProTip: Remember to change accounts to your alt when writing phony plaudits for yourself
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell admits he underestimated the capabilities of Russian hackers, partisanship of FBI director Comey, and general stupidity of the American people
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japan's Christians are keeping it all a secret because they were once persecuted by Shoguns some 250 years ago and Japanese people just love tradition, including the one where we keep Christianity on the down-low
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
tl;dr: You'll die a slow and painful death from an easily treatable medical condition, just like Jesus™ wanted
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump-style stupidity taking hold in Australia. Fake news now very popular, as is getting your hot daughter to give you a lap dance. Did I mention Yahoo Serious?
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
In addition to winning the popular vote, Hillary also wins the highest number of faithless electors in the last hundred years. To clarify, that means the highest number of faithless electors to vote AGAINST her
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(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
Someone is matching all donations to the Internet Archive this month. DIT
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'There was no tradition of Christmas in Japan, and so KFC came in and said, this is what you should do on Christmas'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helmet camera captures Florida man driving in ditches, medians, and knocking over streetlights. Police unsure if stroke victim or average Florida driver (Not safe for work links in sidebar)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
White supremacist who plotted to build a "death ray" to kill Muslims and President Obama faces sentencing today after being convicted under an anti "dirty bomb" statute passed by Congress in 2004, because "Criminal Stupidity" is not an actual offense
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair experiences jump in subscriptions after Trump tweet against them. Other magazine editors suddenly see new way to boost circulation by insulting Trump. See, he's already improving the economy
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Fri December 16, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
90's NBA player Tracy Murray credits his 1996 contract bump in salary to (A) A great agent (B) Secret photos of the team President he leveraged (C) Space Jam
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Some Griswald)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Holiday Decorations Edition
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Robo barmaid slashes pub waiting time and pours pints with touch of a credit card. Bender says "Yeah Baby"
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(The Score)
 
 
 
As is tradition, a rule change is being looked into after a questionable play occurred in a Ravens v Patriots game
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Men's rights advocates are flocking to the alt-right" says writer unfamiliar with reddit
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Disney and Fox shut down a Utah business that was charging people to watch movies where they removed the nudity, violence and profanity ... effectively cutting the total running time of the films to just over 23 minutes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Heads up, Reddit
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Wed December 14, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You've just embezzled $6 million from your employer. What is your next move, hotshot? A) hightail it to the nearest country with no US extradition laws, B) wire it all to a Swiss account, or C) spend $1.34 million on in-app purchases for Game of War
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian term of the year is "Democracy Sausage", a traditional snack served at polling places. In the US a Democracy Hot Dog is when you vote for organic beef but get one made from lips and rectums
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Stomach turning weird traditional foods from Germany include raw pink flesh shaped like a cute hedgehog and a plate of dark and slimy Grünkohl. And by all means don't forget the Schmalz to top it off
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The traditional Nativity scene in parts of Spain includes Jesus, Mary, Joseph, the Wise Men and their camels, a guy taking a dump, shepherds, various livestock, and can we go back to that one item?
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
The Bourne Stupidity - foiled by a butt dial
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Martian mVoice smartwatch. Works with Amazon Alexa, Google Now, or Siri. A smartwatch that looks like an analog watch for the Luddite wannabes among us. (Sponsored Link)
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(Google)
 
 
 
My wife went to a tamalada (tamale making party) today. An old Latino Christmastime tradition. What kind of holiday traditions do you have?
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Sun December 11, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In addition to winning the popular vote, Hillary also spent $600 million more campaigning than Trump did. SHE DESERVED TO WIN, MAN
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Top Hunan surgeon credits his dexterity to eating with cotton swabs in lieu of chopsticks. "Sometimes he also eats with his non-dominant hand in order to add another level of difficulty to the training"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Iran orders 80 Boeing aircraft for $16 billion. Will Trump nix the deal or take credit for it?
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Wherein Teen Vogue eclipses traditional op-eds
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Sat December 10, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yes a condition called 'Polar Penis' is actually a thing that attacks Antarctic explorers and leaves their nether regions in agony ....just in case you're thinking of going exploring there
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Brits outraged that television has ended perennial Christmas tradition of airing nationally beloved all-ages Christmas movie: "Elf" by Will Ferrell. Yes, 2016 has somehow gotten worse
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Iran opens military theme park for children. Although nothing can prepare kids to deal with inhumane conditions like waiting in line for three hours in August just to ride the Teacups at Disney World
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Desperate New Yorkers looking to end the drunken debauchery make last-ditch effort to sabotage SantaCon by posting flyers across the city saying the event is cancelled
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The latest episode of Celebrity Apprentice: Secretary of State Edition features Alan Mullaly, the former CEO of Ford Motor Company
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Japan launches fishing expedition in space with junk collector that will cast out tethered fishing nets to haul in old satellites and pieces of rocket
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans' Obamacare repeal includes a big tax cut for rich people. The Obvious tag died from an uninsurable pre-existing condition
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Thu December 08, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It must suck when you're a bank robber hoping to get a catchy nickname from the cops but instead you're known as the 'Packing Pigeon Bandit' because you walk with your toes facing inwards
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
26 things the French find weird about America. If air conditioning and three liter bottles of wine are wrong, I don't want to be right
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
What are your Christmas traditions? Do you enjoy the classic holiday ones or does your family just prefer getting take-out food?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump has done more to help America in the past four weeks than Obama has done in four years," says delusional Trump employee Corey Lewandowski, who then went on to give a weather forecast of conditions inside his own bunghole
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At least you tried: Snapchat edition
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin is being treated in New Zealand by Dr. David Bowie. What an oddity
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
In true Canadian tradition, after realizing that they are signatory to the Geneva Conventions, cop offers heartfelt apology for threatening to punish drunk drivers with Nickelback. Nickelback seems even worse after reading this
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Cubelets - modular robotics pieces to build different robots, compatible with legos. This set is actually 9 cubes - basic 6-pack plus additional Distance, Drive, and Blocker cubes. (Sponsored Link)
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Sun December 04, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will we see a softer side of Negan as he interacts with Carl and Judith? Will Rick continue to be compliant and complacent? Is his fire tempered? Has Daryl truly been beaten? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Survey of Japanese schoolgirl lexicon reveals top 10 additions for 2016 include "BFF" and nine silly Japanese-isms. Like, fer surrrrre
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Crosley Limited Edition Turntable. Play music and export to Mac or Windows. For 33 1/3, 45, and 78 RPM; 7", 10", and 12" records. Are turntables a hipster thing? I thought they were Gen-X. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Addition of Adonis DNA to Tigers Blood successfully suppresses HIV
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
By firing off purchase attempts to multiple online stores simultaneously, hackers can correctly guess your credit card number, CVV and expiration date in 6 seconds
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Thu December 01, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you hurry, you can get your very own copy of Newsweek's commemorative "Madam President" edition on eBay. Should pair well with that Cleveland Indians World Champions 2016 T-shirt your uncle sent you from Africa
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Guy who created 7000 false identities and performed $200 million in credit card fraud sentenced to.... two years?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Reddit clamps down on racists. Luckily, they still have about 50 users
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Kanye's condition on Tuesday: Exhaustion, sleep deprivation, paranoia, & fears for his safety. Kanye's condition on Wednesday: Yeah...he's well enough to go home
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
A peek behind the orange curtain: Effects of Trump bypassing traditional fact checking journalists and media to indoctrinate millions directly
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Silhouette Edition
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Donald is destroying Reddit
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Despite no national or rational reason to do so, Japan adopts American tradition of Black Friday shopping and takes it to 11
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Remember that TFer's fantasy book that Fark made a best seller in July? Fun times, fun times. Today, all sales royalties are going to St. Jude's Cancer Research. Get one for yourself or a friend, signed copies available, too. DIT (Sponsored Link)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"As a Democrat who is writing this editorial about the recount for Fox News, I must say that I, a Democrat, am ashamed of Hillary Clinton for such a shamefully shameful display. Why won't she give Trump a fair chance? I, a Democrat, demand answers
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