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234 headlines found matching 'DIT'
Wed October 01, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Prince criticizes U2 for giving away their music for free; the same Prince whom, in 2004, gave away "Musicology" with every concert ticket bought, and whom in 2007 gave away "Planet Earth" in the Daily Mail Sunday edition
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(71)
 
(Gamasutra)
 
 
 
Make a note here - in addition to being a huge success, Portal 2 triumphs over Lumosity in improving players' cognitive skills
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(43)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Things to expect when running a grow op from your house: 1. High humidity. 2. Home invasions. 3. Police finding your grow op when you call them regarding a home invasion
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(19)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(LAist)
 
 
 
"Modern Family" director/editor livetweets LAX-bound drunk's inflight ranting. More entertaining than you would think
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(44)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant says that as a teen, Michael Jackson tried to show him how to meditate
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(29)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Not News: Norwegian police break up black-market ring of valued commodity from Norway. Fark: Diapers
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(28)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this expedition force
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
SiriusXM believes it helped Barbara Streisand's new album become #1 on the charts, think they should get credit for their 30 remaining subscribers pushing it over the top
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(39)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Ditch your bra and grow some muttonchop sideburns for the 20 most stylish movies of the '70s
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(8)
 


Thu September 25, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Thieves, witches, ghosts in the woods, and a crotchety old man with a shotgun and a gift shop. One of these things is not in the latest edition of Dungeons and Dragons
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(34)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Price of lemons reaches record levels due to California drought, fewer harvests, additional dealer prep charges by GM
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(16)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
In addition to folic acid, expectant mothers should add an iron supplement to avoid having babies with Jenny McCarthy Syndrome
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(23)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
San Francisco continues its proud tradition of stealing everything iconic about Oakland
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(35)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Pro tip: You risk losing some street cred if authorities dub you 'binky bandit'
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(27)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
ISIS' new video "isn't that horrific or extreme, but it is bizarre. It's three and a half minutes of Grand Theft Auto 5, cut and edited in a way to try and recruit new, young members into the extremist organization"
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(66)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ray Rice continues grasping at straws to stay afloat this time by claiming that TMZ edited the elevator knock out video. Next he will say the devil possessed him in that moment or he will claim it was aliens. All nut jobs know it was really aliens
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(37)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Caption this Mediterranean Mantis saluting the sun
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(39)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"I have to give the Republicans credit for one thing in this election cycle. They've been able to keep their crazies quiet. But the big question is, how long can they do it?"
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(53)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chris Christie defends mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, bull dykes, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists
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(96)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Traditional high-end watch making will be put out of business not by smartwatches but by this new oscillator that keeps perfect time, is completely silent and is being miniaturized to replace the workings in wristwatches
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(56)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Marvel v. DC. TV edition because DC has to win at one comparison
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(101)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
In defiance of Catholic Church tradition, a rebel priest marries 20 couples, some of who were already living together or had previously been married. And by "rebel priest", I mean "Pope Francis"
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(112)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Take 23 YouTube videos of amateur musicians from different years, who never met each other, playing different songs, and edit them all together to make a brand new song. Result? Awesomeness
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(23)
 
(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Here's the traditional British method of testing the quality of beer: a guy wearing leather shorts sits on a chair that has had ale poured on it. "If his trousers stick to the seat, the ale is deemed unworthy" (pic)
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(10)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Overwhelming success of Japanese whisky in world market credited to distilleries' work ethic and high standards. "There is a culture in Japan of not giving up. When we start something, we don't stop ... I guess we're just maniacs"
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(96)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
500 feared dead in Mediterranean as refugee boat rammed by human traffickers. With helpful picture of Angelina Jolie
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(69)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why I hate people or why we can't have nice things. DIT
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(546)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker is having a bloody mary competition tomorrow -- give me your best recipe, what do you put on the rim of the glass, and what are your favorite additions?
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(213)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
NASCAR set up a bracket battle, and of course there's a Fark group bracket. DIT
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(6)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama has now lost the New York Times editorial page: "Nothing attempted by his predecessor, George W. Bush, remotely compares in imperial hubris"
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(532)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
49ers radio broadcaster suspended two games over Ray Rice comments. Should additional video come out the broadcaster could face being cut by the Ravens and suspended from the NFL indefinitely
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(55)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"In addition to terabytes of child pornography, police also discovered fifty frozen cats in the suspect's home"
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(75)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The Fappening paid all Reddit's bills for a month
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(64)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I'll see your history teacher complaining about a lack of god in public schools and raise you a biology teacher who said, "evolution based [sic] science classes discredit the reliability of the Bible and get rid of God as Creator"
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(154)
 
(ByteXplosion)
 
 
 
Why holding out for 'Game Of The Year' editions of console games is a morally bankrupt practice by players that leads to actual bankruptcy for game developers
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(219)
 
(Daily Motion)
 
Video
 
Return of the Jedi ending re-edited: Death Star Commander buys the Rebels some time
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(30)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
N.S. Sherlock Institute finds that premium credit cards are for suckers
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(35)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Pete King urges Obama to act on ISIS without Congressional approval: "If this goes good, I'll give the president the credit, and if it goes bad, I'll take responsibility." Adm. Ackbar unavailable for comment
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(97)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Simpsons were the inspiration for several popular items and have never received proper credit. D'oh
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(38)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Orton recover what Roman stole from him? Will Rusev finally eat his peas? Plus, a shock paternity test and a last-ditch Bella intervention, this week on Jerry Springer (8pm est, USA/WWE 9.99)
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(1151)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Reddit user who worked so hard to get all those hacked nude photos out into the world wants to have his privacy back
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(282)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Jersey credit rating downgraded to 'fuggedaboutit'
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(21)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Famous George Washington painting to be restored, edited to show Greedo shot first
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(20)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
With an incredibly quick response time of one week, Reddit finally bans the page that chronicled the recent leak of nude celebrity photos
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(190)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan is ditching Ayn Rand for Liberalism
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Fri September 05, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Doctor Who fans lose their heads over the announcement of a forthcoming edit to the third episode of the new series
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(40)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cemetery worker's condition upgraded from grave to critical
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Warren: "...financial institutions figured out they could make a lot of money by cheating people on mortgages, credit cards and payday loans"
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(112)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
In this week's edition of "The thing that will kill us all." *Spins wheel* Oh shiat
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(151)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson gives birth to baby girl, goes completely against celebrity tradition by actually finding a normal baby name
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(63)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Celebrity chefs and restaurateurs credit the humble stinky liquid-drenched dishwasher for saving their asses. "No guest, in my opinion, will ever know the importance of this person"
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(51)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Criminals increasingly ditching their traditional drug business in favor of far more lucrative "food crime"
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(34)
 
(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Up next on our credit card data theft is *spins the wheel* Goodwill Stores
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(53)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Economists says UK economy has rocketed back to pre-recession levels and they give most of the credit to booming drugs and prostitution industries. Really
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(16)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You can do it, we can help. Help you get your credit card information into the hands of Russian hackers, that is
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(45)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Millennials more willing to take credit for the work of others, say angry boomers who are getting farked over by the kids they're farking over
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(203)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Forehead, fivehead, sixhead, pinhead; it's the Labor Day edition of the Mugshot Roundup
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(133)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Time to celebrate Labor Day and honor the organized workers who helped bring it about, by emulating unions' time-honored tradition of sitting around drinking
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(31)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Satisfaction with credit card issuers is up for the fifth straight year. This may change when the credit card companies finally ask to start paying off some of those five year balances
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(46)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Bandit fails to get any money in two attempted robberies. Smokey still promises to catch that sumbiatch
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(28)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Games.On.Net)
 
 
 
"I hope you'll be part of a glorious future where a game that treats women and LGBT groups with respect won't be held up as some weird oddity"
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(448)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Attention Millennials: One of the reasons why you're drowning in debt is because you think it makes sound financial sense to purchase cheap items like gum with a credit card
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(203)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Missouri duo takes selfie with friend's corpse, say they want credit for creating the 'Deadie'
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(97)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers rushed to hospital in critic condition
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(142)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Panda accused of faking pregnancy, claims it was just auditioning for a TLC reality show
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(16)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Credit card breach at DQ? Don't know, HQ lacks EQ/IQ to say. FUQ
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(7)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Are you still collecting points on your credit card for movie tickets or a 'free' DVD player? fuhgeddaboudit
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(6)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
"This is stupidity 101. Not only does he let an 8-year-old steer, a 9-year-old is in the back seat. And once he's out of the car, he keeps drinking the beer while claiming he did nothing wrong and was 'only letting the kids go for a drive"
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(21)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If Native Americans oppose the term Redskin, Ditka is okay with changing it. But he better not hear any liberals oppose it
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(267)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Aw, hell naw, it's the first edition of the Fark newsletter
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(102)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Man declared dead in 1986 has condition upgraded to 'alive' in 2014. Authorities suggest his total lack of movement over the past 28 years was due to him being tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk
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(56)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
A "job creation" agency started by WI Gov. Scott Walker gives $6 million in tax credits to Ashley Furniture - which then turns around and announces they are cutting 1,900 jobs
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(227)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Californians and New Yorkers are moving to red states in droves, changing the electorate in traditionally conservative states. THANKS, OBAMA
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(256)
 
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Trying to exchange a doll for credit in a toy store? No problem. Trying to exchange a doll for a baby in a maternity ward? Big problem
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(25)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Show the interest rate and fees on our credit card on your card comparison web site? Well, of course that's a violation of our trademark and a lawsuit
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(25)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In addition to giving access to the NSA and any business with a checkbook, at this point Gmail (and other apps) is pretty much handing out your data to anything with a pulse
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(28)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
US troops now have personal air conditioning units, are still slightly less of a threat to the ozone layer than the average New Jersey woman's hairspray cloud
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(20)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
This is the best photo I have ever taken. DIT
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(142)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
One day, politicians will learn that Wikipedia edits are tracked. Today is not that day
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(42)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Vogue editor thinks Chinese 'facekinis' could be the next hot fashion trend, Nickleback could be the next Beatles
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(121)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We're adding misogyny to Fark moderator guidelines DIT -Drew
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(4583)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses Cinemark's latest attempt to ditch culpability for their part in the Aurora shooting massacre
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(276)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Tipping thread: Midwest edition
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(39)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
"Over the course of the investigation AST found that the trailer Folletti was towing was an ATV utility trailer not designed for road use. Additionally, the trailer hitch and ball were not properly sized, and there were no safety chains installed"
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(51)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
"No, no, occifer, I haven't been drinking. You see, I have a condition"
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(42)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Disney should quit indoctrinating children with its pro-gay agenda and get back to its traditional family value roots, like evil stepmothers and Song of the South
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(189)
 
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
Intercepted text: Peyton Manning gets audited
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(34)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pictures of yourself sucking a cucumber and posing topless may not be the best thing to send to a 15-year-old boy, but at least Burgess Meredith would approve
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(68)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The writers of '300' are writing the 'Aquaman' movie with more male nudity
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(49)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Producers of one of Robin Williams' last movies debating whether or not to include a scene of the late comic discussing alcoholism in the final cut. Yes; we've already reached the point of editing his work to be more sensitive
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(38)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Amazon just rounded the edges of Square/PayPal with Local Register, Amazon's new credit card processing gadget and service
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(13)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"Air conditioning, farting contests and other snapshots from the US war in Afghanistan"
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(99)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
NewsFlash
 
Lauren Bacall's successful audition for new version of The Big Sleep
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(278)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Wisconsinites continue proud tradition of spending their wedding nights drunk and in jail
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(18)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel got serious scientists to participate in their "Shark Week" pseudoscience disasters by a) lying to them about the true purpose of the interviews, b) later editing answers from unrelated questions together, c) all of the above
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(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The president of Nigeria has announced additional funding to combat Ebola as infection reaches the capital city. Goodluck Jonathan
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(63)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
New FICO formula to help millions of Americans improve their credit scores. Apparently, it gives a pass on the first three home foreclosures
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(63)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Students at Chinese university so sick of heat in unairconditioned student housing that they have a pool installed in their dorm room
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(20)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Well, you're eminently qualified, your references are beyond reproach, and we really think you'd make a great addition to our staff. Now if you'd just go to the examination room and disrobe, the gynecologist will be in to see you shortly"
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(46)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity responds to Twitter trolls with the brilliance and wit you'd expect from a leading conservative pundit. Just kidding, he goes full butthurt teenage girl
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(120)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 67th birthday to Ian Anderson, front man for the Grammy Award winning Hard Rock/Metal band Jethro Tull. Here's a rocking live rendition of the classic Aqualung
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(27)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Protip: When using your dad's credit card to buy something and then signing the receipt, make sure to use his actual name, not simply sign the word "Dad"
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(26)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Criminal genius goes shopping with stolen credit card, poses for photo. With stolen credit card
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(49)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Highlights of today's edition of "Fun with rejected California vanity plates" include PISTOPH, NOT SEE, IH8 DMV
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(42)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Landshark: Special Florida edition
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(18)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Time to recalculate your karma, as it turns out hotels actually want you take those little bottles of shampoo, conditioner, and lotion home with you
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(124)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
"This is a movie designed to pacify a nine year old. It's an assault of noise and stupidity that exists for the parent who doesn't want to give their kid another dose of ADD medication but wants them to shut the fark up"
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(170)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Scottish pioneer creates haggis nachos to transform national food into symbol of both tradition and change. "Scotland is not about old white men in kilts stirring pots to make haggis. My team is multicultural. We use state-of-the-art equipment"
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(56)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Marion Barry involved in wrong-way crash in DC. Ditch set him up
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(46)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parents of the year hire woman as surrogate mother of twins, take healthy girl home but ditch boy that has Down syndrome and congenital heart defect in foreign country
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(147)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Editorial in the Times of Israel suggests genocide of Gazan Palestinians is "permissible." 'Ironic' tag flips table, stalks off
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(212)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Man provides logical explanation for why he put needles in packaged meat on at least seven occasions. It was "just for the hell of it." "It was stupidity. I didn't want to hurt nobody"
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(27)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Data suggests that market conditions are such that US wage growth is imminent, you know any second now....c'mon annnnny minute now, ya know real soonish...hello? hello?
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(25)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Dita Von Teese has debuted a maternity collection. That's pretty hot, girl I'm going to get you pregnant.. er
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(66)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning auditions for Dancing with the Stars. Bonus: a Wes Welker jig to Rocky Top
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(22)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Like many baseball traditions you can always count on the Cubs to do something strange. This time, they played their longest game & had their catcher not only score the winning run but also be the winning pitcher
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(30)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
ReaganBook: The Facebook for people who like to sell weapons to their enemies to fund death squads, max out their credit cards for penis enlargement, fail to understand basic demolition aspects, and forget all about ReaganBook next week
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(138)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Online diploma mills. New hotness: Online service animal certification mills, so that you can take your pet with you anywhere, and due to regulations, nobody is allowed to question the validity
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(137)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Tunnel Edition. Ready... set... go
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(68)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
1/3 of all Americans who have credit cards have credit card debt that is currently in collections, need another credit card to pay that one off
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(210)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
FARK YOU (COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED) "You will continue to receive CAT FACTS text messages thanks to a douchebag who took a two-year old reddit prank and turned into a text message spammer app." SHUT THE HELL UP "Thanks for using CAT FACTS"
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(56)
 
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
With seven warrants out for your arrest, the tree outside the credit union drive window is probably not the best place to practice your knife throwing skills
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(14)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Obama's "burgers-and-beer" outings with regular Americans are a tradition dating back to the Revolutionary War
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(70)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Q. Can Reddit grow up? A. dickbutt.jpg
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three out of four employees working in buildings without air conditioning have called in sick at least once this summer because they couldn't face another day working in a smelly, clothed sauna
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(81)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the first time in 40 years Mediterranean anchovies are thriving in UK waters. Fishermen, pelicans, pizza lovers celebrate
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(60)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Masked bandit steals food from three victims in daring daylight robbery
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(24)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed editor discovers this one weird trick for getting fired
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(87)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season four, it's Hercules and the Captive Women, featuring a good-natured, tired-looking Hercules. Joel, Servo, and Crow turn this poorly edited film into a riotous episode. "He's a karma chameleon. They come and go"
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(8)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Congress blocked from editing Wikipedia for a week for failing to properly provide citations that Donald Rumsfield is, in fact, a lizard person
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(24)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
When you post a network news report on You Tube, the network will drop a takedown notice to have it removed immediately, but if the network uses one of YOUR videos without permission (or even giving you credit)? Well that's just fine and dandy
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(67)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ukranian MH17 looters go all Nigerian scammer on crash victims' credit cards
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(111)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you and your buddy are going to commit a home invasion at a rooming house with two pipes taped together to look like a shotgun, be prepared for the guy sleeping there to recognize your stupidity and fight to defend the $13 he's carrying
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(15)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Isaiah Austin, the ex-Baylor star who has a rare medical condition that ended his basketball career, can have a job with the NBA as long as he completes his college degree
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(14)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
A fight between brothers lead one to the hospital with a cut to his neck and a punctured lung. Police say alcohol, and Florida Stupidity Syndrome, were factors in the fight
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(8)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Buckingham Palace guards kick their repertoire up a little for the tourists with their rendition of "Game Of Thrones"
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(14)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Two bandits clean out Atlantic City casino; tens of dollars reported stolen
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(27)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Woman hospitalized in serious condition after attempting to park
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(20)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
You guys, I just did something really embarrassing. DIT
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(337)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Russia forgets that Wikipedia edits are all logged by IP address. Starts changing information on Malaysia Airlines Flight 17
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(232)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(The Week)
 
 
 
The greatest threat to traditional churches isn't liberalism. It's the men who run them
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(124)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens when 38 white dudes from Kentucky try to do an a capella rendition of Michael Jackson's "Thriller"? It doesn't suck quite as much as one might expect
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(22)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
How do you steal $120,000 from a credit union? It helps when the safe is on wheels
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(11)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Politician's bizarre TV meltdown turned into epic music video with the addition of the right guitar tracks
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(14)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
How to keep to a budget and if you can't, well, you always have some organs to sell, and you can save money walking to work and picking up any returnable empties you find in the ditch on the way
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(13)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state finally comes in #1 on a list that doesn't have the words meth, cocaine, drugs, DUI, DWI, public nudity, Disney psychosis, cradle robbing, sugar baby or daddy, bestiality or incest
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(64)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Marvel gives us the traditional first glimpse of its bad guy for Avengers 2 and you can just hear Joss Whedon laughing all the way to the bank
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(146)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The House GOP slashes the enforcement budget of the IRS by 25%, plans to make them spend the other 75% finding lost hard drives of auditors who tried to actually do their jobs and investigate tax cheats
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(120)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Parents of baby girl born without a nose tell others not to give up on children with rare conditions, claiming a life is a life and a rose by any other name smells as... well, maybe not that, but you know
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(106)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Farker has a Kickstarter project that will help you stop missing bonus scenes after the credits in movies. Why fund potato salad when this is so much better
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(15)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
How to become a cable news pundit, using items you probably already have around your home now
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drunken Australians hailed as heroes for extinguishing fire in apartment building: "One guy was pissed as shiat, but I'll give him his credit - he got all the fire extinguishers"
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(38)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In traditional sign that Apple has a new iPhone coming, fake versions of iPhone 6's are already popping up in the Chinese market for $50 or less
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(16)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UN agrees to help Haiti fight cholera epidemic on condition it lets everything else there continue to fester
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(43)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Mass Christian college to Obama Administration: We want an exemption from your proposed law so we can discriminate against hiring gays and lesbians. New England Association of School and College: So, about that accreditation of yours
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(254)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Arizona man objects to immigrant kids being housed in his town because "We don't know who they are. We don't know their health conditions."; unlike every other kid in his community who he knows on a first name basis and got a stool sample from
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(106)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Debate rages over whether officials should be allowed to be sworn in on tablets instead of traditional Bibles. How many people would complain if someone switched the file from the Bible to 50 Shades of Grey before the ceremony?
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(55)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Groom-- who kicked bridesmaid in head, and split his pants taking wedding photo on the beach-- gets mocked by CNN anchors after pic hits Reddit. Resulting vortex of suck wipes out three counties
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(22)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Creditors vote on a bankruptcy plan for Detroit. Otherwise known as the new city charter
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(21)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey all - collecting "things you never thought you'd say to another person before you became a parent" examples for a kids book I'm working on with Len Peralta DIT - Drew
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(462)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
"Woke up this morning, got yourself a console"-- brilliant GTA remake of the opening credits from The Sopranos
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(47)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The greatest example of human stupidity that I have ever seen"
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(101)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR convinced a stress psychologist to do an AMA on Reddit. Here are the results
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(65)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Build this DIY air conditioner to help cool (or more likely heat) your house
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(59)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police find $50 million in cocaine hidden in shipment of bananas. Why that's just ... if only there were a handy allegory involving some sort of tropical fruit to illustrate the absurdity of this situation
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(68)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Boston Red Sox DFA'd A.J. Pierzynski yesterday, and unsurprisingly today's their wonderful tradition of smearing the exiting employee through friendly media outlets
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(31)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
We are very sorry but the files that document CIA's involvement in rendition flights were unfortunately eaten by the dog
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(33)
 
(Some Whovian)
 
 
 
A fan-made opening for the new season of Doctor Who, that is so well done, the BBC said "FARK YEAH, we'll adapt it into what we made and give you screen credit for it." Fark needs an EPIC tag
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(67)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Coed)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens when a clerk accidentally tacks on the authorization code to your credit card charge?
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(40)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hey thieves: If you're going to steal people's air conditioners for scrap metal, could you at least wait until October?
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(62)
 
(RedState)
 
 
 
RedState editor is upset about unknown groups scamming conservatives and gullible, cranky old white guys, because that is his job
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Simpsons are collaborating with cosmetic company MAC on a limited-edition makeup line launching July 26 at Comic-Con. Makeup gun applicator not included
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Ah summer, the official silly season when it comes to news. As the financial community takes a well-deserved break the hunt for news can often become a desperate one. Ideal conditions for the savvy press officers out there"
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(6)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Reddit)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker, sometime TF'er, former top-10 "hacker" & Wikileaks reverse whistleblower Adrian Lamo is doing a Reddit AMA live as of this posting
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(171)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The "vastly accelerated" global warming we've been told about... turns out we've been cooling for over a decade, according to NOAA. Come on, boys, that's not going to sell any carbon credits
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(205)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you're a newspaper photographer and you have to work on the Fourth of July, you can always hope the editor will send you to the beach to take pictures of women in red-white-and-blue bikinis
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(39)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arizona State University offers female students extra credit for not shaving their armpits for a semester. Presumably for French class
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(88)
 
(Charleston City Paper)
 
 
 
50 writers & editors select 23 of "America's Worst Politicians" - all the sex, drugs, and corruption you would expect from our elected leaders. Happy 4th
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(69)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If somebody is selling a 1966 Cobra in excellent condition with new tires for only $10,000, it might be a scam
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(52)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Not only did the 2004 Ashton Kutcher film The Butterfly Effect make money at the box office, someone is suing to try and take credit for the film
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(26)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Chicken rescued from street outside a branch of KFC 'not in great condition', although not fried or inside a bucket
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(29)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Screw going to Mars. We should be shipping out to Venus. It's Mediterranean temperatures and sea-level barometric pressure plus breathable air provided you stay 30 miles above the ground
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(27)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Science Channel reports its best quarter ever, credits Morgan Freeman, Survivorman, and Outrageous Acts of Science for its exploding viewership
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(19)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here: Government audit finds ObamaCare "can't ensure" enrollees are eligible or that they're getting the right subsidy
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(73)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cop speeding while on a cell phone in wet conditions gets reverse pulled over by trucker with video camera and Guy Fawkes mask
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(45)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman who agreed to manage the gang banger whose mugshot went viral and exposed the depths of human stupidity is starting to receive death threats from rival gangs
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(54)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
How many unnecessary penalties will be handed out today? Will the minor changes from last year's edition prevent the appearance of flying cars? It's Race #1 of the Shell/Pennzoil Grand Prix of Houston (3:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(156)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
If your car's stuck in a ditch in someone's yard, it's okay to ask them for help....unless you just robbed their home. Then ask the neighbors, instead
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(7)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Two men who tossed a winning lottery ticket take blaming someone else for your own stupidity to a whole new level
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(74)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
BBC: "NYPD Twitter campaign 'backfires' after hashtag hijacked. Push sucks Pull blows BREAKING NEWS No nudity in latest episode of Game of Thrones MORE BREAKING NEWS IIIIII like testing"
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(10)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Those moon-beam libs just got California's credit rating downgraded. Let that be a lesson to...oh, it was upgraded? To the highest level in 13 years? Well, BENGHAZI
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(160)
 
(We Are Green Bay)
 
 
 
When you see those red and blue flashing lights in your rear view mirror, one usually has an adrenalin rush and pang of fear. In this case, you'd get additional charges for not pulling over fast enough due to laughter, out loud
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(55)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Corvette stolen in Michigan in '81 turns up in Mississippi. In reasonably good condition, too
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(72)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Some credit Guy)
 
 
 
Taking a tour inside the secret facility that prints your new smart-chip-enabled credit card? Make sure to turn in your cell phone and don your lab coat with no pockets
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(32)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News guest whose "impeccable" sources hosts vouched for, claims that Bill Clinton smiled when he was told he had "a progressive heart condition because the term sounded Liberal," and he plotted how to use his death to get Hillary elected
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(79)
 
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
When you swipe credit cards at a car wash in Connecticut you launder them into gift cards at a Dollar Store in South Carolina. When you use laundered gift cards in Massachusetts you get stabbed in the buttocks. Don't get stabbed in the buttocks
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(13)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Once a year, the BBC beams 30 minutes of programming to people stranded in Antarctica on the longest night of the year. As the northern hemisphere deals with heat, humidity, and bugs, give it a listen
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(5)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Celebrating 50 years of CBS being the propaganda arm of the DNC, from dishonestly editing interviews to fabricating reports, to making shiat up about republicans. Congrats
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(89)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Captain Ahab has been wasting his time sailing around Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames, as the white whale has been chillin' off the coast of Australia this whole time
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(24)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And you thought the Appalachian dulcimer was strictly a folk instrument. Enjoy this rendition of "Whole Lotta Love"
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(26)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you are one of the first thousand who can listen to an eccentric Chinese billionaire sing his own rendition of We Are The World, then you can get a free meal at a top New York restaurant
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(13)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Nudity, violence and general poor taste feature heavily in the top banned album covers
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(61)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Consumerist gives FARK extra credit for letting shoppers know about JCPenney's June back to school sale
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(2)
 
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
"It's been argued for years that some of the best music of the modern era has come from video games. One of the best additions to this grand collection is Portrait of a Plumber, a Super Mario 64 Remix album by OCremix'
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(121)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
North Carolina US Senate candidate comes right out and laments the fact that that blacks and hispanics are overtaking the state's "traditional population." In a related note, shares in dog-whistle manufacturers are plummeting
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(137)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Duck. It's this week's edition of the Mugshot Roundup
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(88)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking, scientific Luddite
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(71)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Man known as 'the Naked Commuter' regularly strips down on his boxers on way to work to protest lack of air conditioning on London subway or some damn thing (SFW pics)
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(32)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Convicted double-murderer sues jail claiming he was denied certain comforts such as decent food, a soft bed and the annual swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. With predictable results
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(54)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John McCain in 2014: Obama withdrew troops from Iraq before attaining victory. McCain in 2010: "Last American combat troops leave Iraq. I think President George W. Bush deserves some credit for victory"
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(68)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
World Cup referees run six miles during a match, two additional miles after making a game ending call against the home team
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(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Time to remove your pants and have a cold beer at the ready: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz: Hell Yes It's Summer edition
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(24)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Give the hipsters credit--they're trying to open nice stuff in Detroit
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(36)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The elusive Yankee Candle bandit has finally been caught. We can all breathe a breath of fresh smelly air
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(15)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SCU published an "open" ad for a professor position, the minimum qualifications included "having written at least 25 books on the history of Silicon Valley" and being an editor at Forbes.com. Oddly someone already on staff had those exact quals
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(88)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(WWL)
 
 
 
Cops wrongly arrest woman who has the same name as wanted suspect, extradite her to another state, imprison her, realize mistake a month later, let her go, then arrest her again for same reason, woman gets ready to sue, the Aristocrats
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(123)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Are you sitting down? Good, because we just found out PR companies have been editing their clients' Wikipedia pages to make them look better
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lex Ky family business owner falls while carrying 20gal pot of boiling peanut oil. Drew's hoping folks might be able to help out (DIT)
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(148)
 
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Hi I'm Cameron and I'll be mixing up this special sauce for you. Would you like to hear the specials or should we just skip straight to sending your credit card number out for sale on the Internet?
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(12)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver Post opinion editor weighs in on Maureen Dowd's marijuana misadventures. Short version: She's an idiot
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(131)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Strip clubs in NY paid strippers to roofie patrons, and run up tens of thousands of dollars on the customers' credit cards. I don't think I want to live in a world where we can't implicitly trust strippers anymore
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Tue June 10, 2014
(WTVR)
 
 
 
3-year old Virginia boy in critical condition after being shot in an apparent assassination attempt by his presumably evil twin brother
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(65)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers find that in addition to recognizing sweet, sour, salty, savory, and bitter tastes, our tongues can also pick up on something else. Any guesses?
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(46)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Are you tired of crap editing? Shaky cameras ruining scenes? Movies that are trying to be too intense for their own good? Well I say we have a style of filmmaking for you
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(51)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tesla tries to make its cars more appealing to British market, presumably by adopting traditional British car features like electric systems that short out in a heavy dew, biodegradable bodies and transmissions that just fall off the car on highways
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(41)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're two 19-year old kids with a stolen credit card, it might arouse suspicions if you use that card to rent a $240,000 car and a $12 million vacation home
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal editor Paul Gigot: "Don't hike minimum wage because workers 'learn' from poverty." Hopefully someone learns where Wall Street Journal editor Paul Gigot's palatial estate is along with the hours he is away from home
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Sun June 08, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Marvel selects Peyton Reed to direct Ant Man. Reed's superhero credits include Yes Man, The Break-Up, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, and Bring It On
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GM issues recall notices for 106,000 more vehicles, as they traditionally do on days ending with "Y"
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(18)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tracy Morgan in critical condition following a six-vehicle crash on the New Jersey Turnpike
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Fri June 06, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Aisha Tyler mentions her new special edition beer with Stone Brewery: "I did brew a special-edition beer with Wil Wheaton and Drew Curtis (creator of Fark.com) called Stone wOOtstout 2.0, which we'll have at the San Diego Comic-Con in July"
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(3)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
News: Agents seize over 150 bags of heroin in man's vehicle, along with $1,200 in U.S. currency. Fark: They also find an additional 40 bags of heroin, crack cocaine, and Percocet pills in his bellybutton
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(25)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After years of debate, the NFL decides to ditch 'Super Bowl L' in favor of 'Super Bowl 50'. But only for this one game. Because 'L' somehow looks silly, but 'LI' doesn't
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The latest to person to point out the stupidity of MLB's unwritten rules is former MLBer Dirk Hayhurst
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