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277 headlines found matching 'DIT'
Sat June 25, 2016
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
#11: Go someplace with air conditioning
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After child with Down syndrome is the only one in his class not invited to a party, mom speaks out using it as a teachable moment about the condition
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Bone Conduction bluetooth headphones. Different from earbuds or traditional headphones: not in or covering your ears. Hear your music *and* what's going on around you. Parents, military, sports, gaming, more. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri June 24, 2016
(First We Feast)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain, travel and food expert and distinguished motherfarker, meditates on making it to 60 after long career as failure and fark-up. "I wouldn't mind being 50 again but goddammit I do not ever want to be 17 again. That is misery"
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Tonight the Toronto Maple Leafs will draft a Mexican-American from Arizona first overall. Tune in for this and other oddities at the 2016 NHL Entry Draft (7pm EDT, NBCSN)
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
"The internet is an echo chamber that always leads to stupidity"
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Airlines take advantage of gap in TSA security screening by charging "expedited security fee" to elite flyers that isn't for TSA PreCheck or special screening, but for putting them at front of regular TSA line. "It's all about who has the money"
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Wed June 22, 2016
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
"Even the editors of Fark, the funny repository for 'It's not news, it's Fark' headlines and stories, selected this NPR drinking and sex story for its main page"
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Okay, so Saturday we got our credits from Ticketmaster, now it's time to check your Amazon account to see how much Apple may have put there for you after scheming on ebook prices
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Heart of Farkness deadline has passed and it's time to work on other projects. Writing until your fingers hurt? Editing till your eyes bleed? Procrastinating because you can't find your pants? It's YOUR Fark Writer's Thread, Back to Work Edition
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Any library Farkers/Farkettes going to Orlando for ALA? Want to have a quick meetup? I'll be there but won't have time to organize a full-on Fark Party... but if you're there, let's see what we can work out for drinks - DIT
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(MSN)
 
 
 
RGIII's presence is already felt in Cleveland, as he apparently is taking credit for a graphic celebrating the Cleveland Cavaliers' NBA championship
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What is your favorite rendition of a song that is sung in a different language than it was written?
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Mon June 20, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Marijuana possession: √ Stolen Gun: √ Star Football Player: √ No Charges: √ "They spent their adolescence and teenage years, working and sweating, while we were all in the air conditioning"
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
It's been a while since you last heard from emo band Staind, but their frontman has donned baseball cap, gone country, and has been performing protest song called "That Ain't Country" for past year as traditionalist country hardliner
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The winners and losers of the 2016 primary season: Media edition. As always, Glenn Beck is a loser
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canada approves assisted suicide for those facing imminent death. The bad news: If you're suffering intolerable pain from an untreatable condition you're not covered
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the pre-Father's Day edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Over two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
An interview with Samantha Bee, who discusses her anger at the Orlando shooting, Donald Trump's stupidity, and Jon Stewart's supporting emails
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Not news: women were contacted by a "woman" on FB who claimed to be a porn producer and suggested they met her friend "Matt" for an audition. News: at least 3 women fall for it. Fark: cops have to tell them that "sleazy" is not always "illegal"
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Of the 40 people Donald Trump follows on Twitter, 35 of them are his family, employees, hotels, campaign staff, media pundits, or Apprentice contestants. Essentially, he's following himself
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guile's Theme Goes With Everything test #34,638 - the "Star Trek: Enterprise" opening credits
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Wed June 15, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Vintage Cougar and Mustang parts are hard to find in good condition
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Intel's x86s hide another CPU that can take over your machine and you can't audit
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Six traditional Italian foods everyone should try, including pig's blood chocolate pudding, maggot-infested cheese, and spleen sandwiches. Apparently crunchy frog is purely British
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Deadline Day is here Did you finish your submission in time? Have you told that plucky, hope filled character he's getting killed off? Hey, I found my pants. It's your Fark Writer's Thread, Heart of Farkness Deadline Edition
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The LA gay pride parade gun nut who was originally considered dangerous, then not, is back to dangerous again. $2M bail set after it's revealed that in addition to assault rifles and explosives, he also had a black hood, taser, and handcuffs
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Wikipedia editors do their best to describe hip-hop songs, really they do, give them a chance, come on, fam
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida's AG auditions for Dancing with The Stars as she tap-dances around her stance on LGBT Rights with Anderson Cooper
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(Some Guy With a BS)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Graduate Edition
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Federation credits now legal tender in Canada, no word on when they'll start accepting gold pressed latinum
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're no fan of no-frills Ryanair, wait until you hear about Rayani Air: no alcohol allowed on board and a safety audit so poor it is banned from flying in Malaysia... yes, Malaysia
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Mon June 13, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Stephen A. Smith wants you to know that in addition to his other abilities, he would have "beat" Johnnie Cochran in the O.J. trial
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pics of what a fashion editor's wedding looks like prove that people will spend a lot of money to look that trashy
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Reddit - the [deleted] of the internet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are 10 days to go before the Brexit vote, and if you want to know what's going to happen, ignore the pundits and ask the bookies
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(White House)
 
 
 
Subby is trying to get President Obama to award posthumous Medal of Freedom to guy who single-handedly almost halved the losses on 9/11. Would appreciate every Farker's help. DIT
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Sat June 11, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
City sues family for having a Buddhist meditation center in their home. What is the sound of one hand facepalming?
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
"Incognito bandits" caught after cops figured out they didn't have a disguise for their car
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Actor trying out for a movie role brings prop gun to audition and doesn't tell anyone. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
If you've ever considered throwing your computer out the window after incorrectly entering your credit card information multiple times, today is your lucky day
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: AfterShot 2 RAW photo editing software. Also one of my favorite drinks from college. (Sponsored Link)
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
HuffPo editorial argues in favor of violent protest against Trump. Naturally, some conservatives have problems with this, and show it by arguing in favor of violence against editorial writer. 6/9/2016: we have achieved an ouroboros of fail
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State university decides to allow beer sales at sports events. Revenue from sales to pay for additional cops. Additional cops required because of beer sales. Moebius strippers arriving soon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whoever is in charge of coordinating "messaging" at Fox News must either be on vacation or one hell of a bender: an hour after Bill O'Reilly says judge Curiel should recuse himself, Megyn Kelly blasts "the pundits" who are calling for his recusing
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Nature Made" dietary supplements recalled after containing two additional nature made ingredients: Staphylococcus aureus and Salmonella
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Just one week left to submit for Heart of Farkness. Are you panicking yet? Are you tired of editing? Did you check the freezer for your pants? This is YOUR Fark Writer's Thread, Countdown to Submission Edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Comic books outperforming traditional investments. Finally, I'll be able to retire on my copy of Youngblood #1
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Tue June 07, 2016
(SacBee)
 
 
 
'Butt crack bandit' steals plants from Turlock restaurant. With possible Not safe for work picture, depending on how uptight your company is
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(WikiHow)
 
 
 
Anybody ever picked up a hitchhiker? Conditions under which you would?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In honor of D-Day, we present this rendition of the William Tell Overture
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders can take credit for killing the Green Party in California
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Worst Korea defies recent tradition by unveiling Winter Olympic mascots that actually look like identifiable cartoon animals
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Forget deceptive editing. Katie Couric's "documentary" proves once again that gun control proponents have no idea what the laws are by violating federal firearms law on camera at least four times
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Disney is continuing the Lucasfilm tradition of doling out Star Wars licenses to every last company on earth who wants to make merchandise" (pics)
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Thu June 02, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
EgyptAir flight 804 made three emergency landings the day before it made one in the Mediterranean
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A tradition unlike any other, this is your 2016 Gathering of the Juggalos infomercial
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man who is responsible for detaining and inflicting inhuman conditions and torture on thousands of innocents, is suspended from his job as a TSA security guard because he is also a wanted war criminal
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
You know how the old saying goes: It's better to be pissed off than to have to drink your professor's urine for extra credit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New head of Reddit promises to push in new exciting ways for their users to be douchebags
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Attending Trump University is a lot like going to Firestone for an oil change and they know you have a line of credit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If Meet The Press featured actual bareknuckle brawls between reporters and political pundits like they do in Russia, people here would watch the shiat out of that. It's pretty damn entertaining even if you don't understand a single yell
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Another day, another extradition attempt for Roman Polanski to be tried for his sex crimes
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Steph Curry's last basket was inexplicably credited to Draymond Green; after his stats were corrected to give him 31 points, that also put him over the over/under on points (30.5), causing panic in Vegas
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
An apartment complex is facing scrutiny over forcing tenants to 'friend' them on Facebook as a condition of their lease
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Sun May 29, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Inventor of Frisbee Golf's dying wish: to have his ashes incorporated into limited edition Frisbees
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(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
"Luddites may fear the robots, but the workforce might just welcome them"
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Oracle goes full derp via "editorial" about the end of the open source era
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Most of you have probably already left the office, but for those of you who can't, we have a very special slightly early edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz
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Thu May 26, 2016
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Sex toy bandit runs out of batteries
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(Break)
 
 
 
Great video of a traditional Tahitian dance... Though subby keeps getting dizzy for some reason
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post writes a scathing editorial on Hillary Clinton's email non-scandal. Which is surprising, given that they've all had their mouths clinging to Trump as if they were remora
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Wed May 25, 2016
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Tickets for 100th edition of the Indianapolis 500 are totally sold out. Indy residents discover they can't watch the race anywhere. Not over the air. Not online. Not even at the local bar. UPDATE: blackout lifted (link changed)
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Tue May 24, 2016
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
New limited-edition vodak is made from San Francisco fog and smugness
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Reddit users take time off from harassing women online to try to solve crazy mystery
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Jupiter's moon Europa may have similar chemical balance to Earth and has "the right conditions for life." Oh sure, of ALL the places in the universe humans could move to, we pick the ONE place we were warned to avoid
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Sun May 22, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Oh look, the media says this is a horse race. Quick pay attention to the pundits, pollsters, analysts, announcers, and nattering nabobs of network news
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: TarDisk 64GB - expand your MacBook Air's hard drive. Just insert this card into the SD card slot. *Deal missing additional USB SD card reader for alternative SD card-reading needs. Otherwise pretty damn cool. (Sponsored Link)
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Kenneth Branagh takes credit for discovering Tom Hiddleston
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Several large Republican donors refuse to contribute to Trump's candidacy which means they'll be the first ones audited when Trump is President
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(WWD)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue editor appointed new editor in chief at Architectural Digest. Immediately begins working on a cover story detailing the new custom home specially built for Malibu Barbie
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Sat May 21, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Chinese scientist claims he has discovered how to cure baldness through genome editing, a presumably more effective method than applying an animal penis to your bald head and crossing your fingers
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former Breitbart editor sues Cal State LA for violating his First Amendment rights after delivering, as written, his scheduled talk described as a "Free Speech Event"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Viggo Mortensen plays a crazy hippy dad in Captain Fantastic, the hit at Cannes. It's a movie about an off-the-grid family with bonus full frontal nudity
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(Google)
 
 
 
Why is Faith important? Not limited to "...in God", just Faith itself? LGGIS, DIT
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Rare genetic condition allows 53-year-old to run 350 miles without stopping. Behold the wonders of no lactic acid
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
SPLC publishes membership directory of secretive "Council For National Policy" think tank. That frantic clicking you hear may be from the legion of Wikipedia edit/reversion wars just starting
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
After playing Batman, an astronaut, and Daredevil Ben Affleck takes on his most horrifying role yet. An accountant. Audit season has never been deadlier
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver: I missed the call on Trump's chances because I gave the GOP and the American people too much credit. I won't make that mistake again
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Less than a month to go to get your short story submissions in. Are you running around with your pants off yet? You should be running around with your pants off. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Has anyone seen my pants?" Edition
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Brit Hume: If President Obama had any sense of decency he would 'share credit' for his lackluster economy with Dubya. He blames him for everything else
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Wothahellizat Mk2 DIY Expedition Motorhome, THIS. Is a Tiny house I can live in. Or take on vacation
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, In Bizarro World, a Florida politician calls out the stupidity of North Carolina with a well reasoned argument bordering on satire
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Some Veteran)
 
 
 
Know any wounded veteran from Afghanistan, Iraq or elsewhere, or are one yourself? Submit candidate for Raytheon No Barriers Warriors, hiking, rafting wilderness expedition in Grand Canyon in October 2016. (LGT details)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's the newest hot commodity? Gold? Bitcoin? How about Zimbabwe's 100 Trillion Dollars. Admit it, you read that in Dr. Evil's voice
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Watch out Christianity, your 2000 years of apologetics and tradition are about to be upended in one scathing column written by that one guy who was co-host of that one show your parents remember from 35 years ago
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How much credit does Bill Clinton and his economy really deserve for the 1990s boom? After all it was Al Gore that got the ball rolling by inventing the Internets
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's credit rating lowered
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(Tech Insider (IO))
 
 
 
Last night's "Game of Thrones" culminated into a new level of badassry, micdropping, and nudity. Of course, some people have a problem with it. (Spoilers, of course)
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will the Abigail make it to the alleged safety of Mexico? Will Luis prove a valuable addition to the crew? Will Junkie Depp prove his worth? Will Sea Coral be angsty? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FIFA's dedication to rooting out corruption and ethical breaches is so successful that the Chairman of Audit and Compliance decided that he's not necessary anymore
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mariners fan tries, fails to catch a baseball with an apple pie. To his credit, this seems hard
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's your Friday the 13th edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz. No chainsaws included. This time
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton took a ride on the "Lolita Express" over 26 times in just two years--including at least 5 where he ditched his Secret Service detail
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(NFL Playoff predictor)
 
 
 
This year's edition of the NFL schedule and playoff predictor is up. You once again have the ability to show everyone your totally unbiased opinion on why your team will go 14-2 and win the Superbowl
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Thu May 12, 2016
(PayPal)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter whether we know them personally, or what we think of how this happened, or how many miles separate us - there are people and pets who NEED us. Please donate to the Alberta Fires Appeal. The Province is matching donations. DIT
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
15th-century edition of Aristotle's "De animalibus" to be auctioned and is estimated to fetch up to $500,000. Where the hell did I put that second book of "Poetics"?
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Guess who just took credit for Budweiser's panderrific name-change? Hint: He thinks the new cans are gonna be YOOOODGE
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Article asks "Is Nirvana through meditation actually possible?". Subby prefers vinyl
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Sometimes under the right conditions, contrails DO shoot unicorn farts from a jetliner. Sometimes
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: HDR Projects 4 Pro software. Create 82 versions of your photo automatically and edit from there. For those of us needing more fuel for our OCD. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
People with bad credit are getting loans from Reddit
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(Draken Expedition)
 
 
 
Largest modern Viking ship ever built now pillaging its way across the North Atlantic en route to traditional stomping grounds in Iceland, Greenland and Minnesota
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Stephen King won't let editors or a 140-character limit stop him from expressing his feelings about Donald Trump. Dad-a-chuck, did-a-chum
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
An artificial skin can be placed in front of your own skin to reduce wrinkles and treat skin conditions. A 'fore skin' if you will
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The last frontier in 'bandit' nicknames has been been claimed
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Judith Miller, the former NYTimes reporter who more than anyone else made the Iraq war possible by uncritically "reporting" all the "intel" on Saddam's WMD programs that Dick Cheney fed her, criticizes reporters for "drinking the Trump kool-aid"
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Sun May 08, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Old and traditional: The running of the bulls. New and innovative: The running of the hippo
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the pre-Mother's Day edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Three hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Power goes out while a high school orchestra was performing for State assessments. Since this is Florida, you know it quickly devolved into a chaotic scene of thrown instruments, screaming, swearing, crying, public nudity, alligators, and debauchery
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this meditating man
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Wio Link - credit card size hardware for connecting things to a network, so you can send instructions to it over the internet. What have you connected to your Internet of Things? (Sponsored Link)
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Thu May 05, 2016
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Man buys repossessed three-year-old Ford Mustang at auction looking to flip it for an easy profit. What he did not know was that he purchased the rare Cheech & Chong special edition
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Tue May 03, 2016
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Former Farker needs help in the last leg of his college career. DIT
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
The Rude Pundit reminds New York Magazine's Andrew Sullivan that the majority of modern Americans are just too lazy to be reliable brown shirt types
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Would you break up with someone for having a bad credit score?
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain says quality of NYC restaurants is much higher now than when he was in the business, credits "frequently hilarious celebrity-chef phenomenon" for inspiring chefs to bring their A game to guests who don't just order the chicken
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Sun May 01, 2016
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Fun: Run rapids in a kayak. Odd: In a concrete ditch in the flattest part of Oklahoma. Fark: Sponsored & built by OK City taxpayers
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Dubai uses a 200mph Corvette C7 as a fire truck: "It can reach emergency sites faster than traditional heavy fire engines" (pics)
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
"This is a combination of alcohol, testosterone, stupidity and firearms", and it's not Florida
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Warren G's rendition of 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game' is certainly an interesting one. It's a version unlike any other
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Fri April 29, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Behold, Carly Fiorina's audition tape for "Maleficent"
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
New Will Ferrell movie which hilariously focuses on Reagan's Alzheimer's condition is not going over well with the Reagan kids
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Laremy Tunsil apologises for having received $305 from Ole Miss coaching staff to pay his mother's utility bills, discrediting the NCAA
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Thu April 28, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
ExxonMobil credit rating goes from 10W40 to Recycled
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Microsoft and Johnson & Johnson now have a higher credit rating than the U.S., as Washington continues to try and stop the loss of technology jobs with a BAND-AID®
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vatican audit of their bank identifies nearly 5,000 "suspicious" accounts that they will be closing. Unclear if the money will be returned to the account holders or whether the Little Sisters of the Poor are about to have a banner fundraising year
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Arizona company will freeze your dead body for $200,000. Which should be an easy sell since living another ten years in Arizona would mean spending at least that much just on air conditioning
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in controversies in other countries, Iceland was almost torn asunder by a bill on sauna nudity
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(Reuters)
 
Boobies
 
Paul Ryan's position on health insurance for people with pre-existing conditions depends on how your mammogram looks. For example, here are two invisible boobs on either side of a visible boob
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Rutger Hauer talks about editing and revising film dialogue down to the bare essentials. "That night I didn't sleep, so I got up and I wrote. The only line I came up with was, 'All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.'"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Randy California, who is suing Led Zeppelin for ripping off his song "Taurus" to write "Stairway To Heaven", offers to settle the case for $1 and a writing credit
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google reverses course in supporting FCC's plan to make cable an open platform, once learning one condition would be to respect your privacy
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos gives talk on the University of Massachusetts campus on over-boarding political correctness...dressed like the love child of George Michael and David Hasselhoff
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
'Of course, it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition. Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh?' It's started
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pay What You Want: Apps bundle for Mac - photo editing, 3D modeling, website WYSIWYG, record streaming music, & more. But no flying cars. I was promised flying cars (Sponsored Link)
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will Bernie get the upset? Will Kasich be remembered somewhere at the polls? How many of these threads have we had this season? THIS is your Tuesday Primary thread "Nor'easter Edition" (Results start at 8pm)
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(Some Outstanding Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Farm Fresh Edition
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Adobe for iPad pressure-sensitive fine-point active stylus. For older iPads and iOS. Suggested for use with Astropad app. Buy if you're a Luddite, suggest a better one if you don't handle obsolescence well. (Sponsored Link)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR wants help creating a new theme song for "Morning Edition." Have at it, Farkers
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(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Lil' Kim possibly auditioning for 'White Chicks 2'
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Mon April 25, 2016
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Cracker Jack replaces its traditional toy prize with a digital code for baseball themed mobile games. Sadly, the new prize now has a higher nutritional content than anything else in the box
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Former Reagan/GHWB Official: "Trump is a symptom of a disease of rampant stupidity, pandering to morons and bigots and racists and all the sort of stuff that defines today's Republican coalition"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Now that Peak Beard has passed, it's time for men to refocus on traditional hairstyles. Should you do a Johnny Depp, a Don Draper, a The Weeknd, or possibly some other definitive hair statement? "Instagram, of course, has had a big impact"
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Special Edition: Memories of Prince
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
400 years later, the debate rages on: Shakespeare: pompous scribbler or badass editor?
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Fri April 22, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Greenland has exactly three motorcycles and other statistical oddities caused by having a population the size of a large US university
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
AC/DC auditioned the lead singer of an AC/DC tribute band before settling on Axl Rose. And we do mean settling
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
DC Comics' stupid move of the day comes as they fire Vertigo's executive editor for not being able to fix the mess they caused, while simultaneously protecting and rewarding the serial sexual harasser who ruined the Superman titles
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Thu April 21, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Harvard law student's erudite question for Middle Eastern politician: why are you so smelly? Bonus: efforts to cover up who asked question well underway
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(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
The scientific validity behind 'early to bed and early to rise' isn't that regular sleep is good for your heart, it's that if you're in bed at 9 p.m., you aren't up drinking, smoking and eating crap until 3 a.m
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
"Journalism has an editing crisis." EVERYBOYD PANC
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
U.S. doctors call to combat climate change, after seeing how much global warming has raised their country club dues because of all the additional golf course watering
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
When real life resembles a Tom Clancy novel: Russian attack submarines are prowling the coastlines of Scandinavia, Scotland, the Mediterranean Sea and the North Atlantic in numbers we haven't seen in two decades
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Reacting to hysteria over hot dogs at Burger King, McDonald's to bring back bratwurst to Milwaukee-era restaurants, served with traditional Old World condiments ketchup and mustard
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Don't think of your food as being genetically modified. Think of it as being genetically edited
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Not news: Prisoner files lawsuit claiming the "inhuman" conditions he's being held in violate his human rights News: Norwegian white supremacist and mass-murderer Anders Breivik. Who killed 77 people. Fark: This being Norway, he WON
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Tue April 19, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Behold the ultimate geek marriage proposal that includes a R2-D2 engagement ring and two Time Lords as witnesses. All that's missing is a spoken word rendition of "So Happy Together" by William Shatner
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Would you lie on your credit card application? More importantly, what's a credit card?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's cofounders arrested for seditious activities, prep new flavor "Jailbird Crunch"
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Mon April 18, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs guy who spurred the financial crisis by packaging garbage mortgages for sale has a brand new booming business: selling garbage homes at outrageous interest rates to people who can't get a traditional loan thanks to the financial crisis
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top scientist says that with all of the recent large earthquakes around the ring of fire "Current conditions might trigger at least four earthquakes greater than 8.0 in magnitude." Sleep well my friends
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here are three of the most effective ways to tell the IRS that you would like to be audited this year
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Sat April 16, 2016
(107.5 The River)
 
 
 
Where should we leave the baby during the strip club audition? Hot car in the sun? Yup. Let's go with that
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Fri April 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Mets anger fans by profiting from 9/11 memorabilia. "The Mets have exhibited a rare blend of stupidity that should be preserved so that future generations can marvel at their ignorance"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So, I'm having a life crisis. DIT
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gawker media editor: "We're low on hits, we need the most troll-tastic, clickbait-y, retroactively PC headline about the Jungle Book movie, quickly". Writer: "don't worry boss, I've got it"
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Like Deadpool and Batman vs. Superman Special Edition, the next movie apparently going for an R rating is ((...spins wheel...)) Despicable Me 3, by casting Trey Parker as the villain
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines orders five full-flight simulators from CAE to train pilots, United will still continue to use planes parked on the tarmac to simulate real world conditions
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Koreans who labored abroad in cold Siberian logging camps, or doing construction in the desert for 16 hours a day, explain that they put up with those working conditions because, compared to back home, they are the LUCKY ones
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Sun April 10, 2016
(PGA Tour)
 
 
 
Can Spieth close out the deal for a second straight jacket? Will Langer make a statement for the old guard? And let's not forget Kaufman, Matsuyama and Day. It's a tradition like no other. The Masters. First tee at 9:45 ET, CBS begins at 2 ET
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Sat April 09, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, a Boston Globe special edition will be set one year in the future and show the reality of a Donald Trump presidency
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(PGA Tour)
 
 
 
Can Spieth maintain momentum? Will McIlroy make his move? Can an amateur actually stay in the top ten? And what the hell happened to Lefty? It's a tradition unlike any other. The Masters, Round Three. Bubba Watson leads off with a 9:50 ET tee time
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
In annual tradition, over 100 Tokyo cherry blossom viewers rushed to hospital for acute alcohol intoxication
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Day 2 at Augusta finds a familiar name at the top. The wind will be up and it's time to separate the contenders from the pretenders. Streaming starts at 9:37am EDT and ESPN coverage begins at 3:00pm EDT. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Not a coincidence." Romanian hacker Guccifer extradited to US at critical point in FBI's criminal investigation of Hillary Clinton's emails
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Anne Hathaway eschews Hollywood tradition and gives her son a normal name
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"I don't know what our politicians are thinking here in Mississippi with this anti-gay law. It's just mind boggling stupidity," says a Christian conservative bakery owner who doesn't understand refusing service to anyone
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Thu April 07, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Father of 7 accused of credit card fraud found collecting child porn as well as having a sex slave tied to a stripper pole in his house, or as Michiganders call it, "Thursday"
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(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
It's day one at Augusta and the field is full, with one notable exception. Arnie didn't make the starting group this year. Streaming starts at 9:30am EDT and ESPN coverage begins at 3:00pm EDT A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
FFRs detected in auditory cortex. Presumably in two brains
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Imprisoned Manson family murderer Tex Watson is mailing Wikipedia handwritten edits of his pages in longform and demanding his entries be changed to include them
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Tue April 05, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Anheuser Busch Inbev SA learns that you can't claim your beer "is brewed in the style of traditional beers made in European monasteries" unless it really is
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Video shot from ISS over the years shows how dramatically worse light pollution is in U.S. as cities replace traditional streetlights with LEDs
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
What's the perfect gift for Maud Pie? A rock. Duh. So I don't know why the latest episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is going to be 30 minutes long, since it can be resolved before the opening credits roll at 11:30 AM on Discovery Family
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Fri April 01, 2016
(YoungCons)
 
 
 
Just because we have had 73 consecutive months of job growth doesn't mean that Barack Obama should be taking credit for it
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(The News Wheel)
 
 
 
This year's ThinkGeek April Fools' Day gag that people would totally buy? Magic: The Gathering Travel Edition, with super-tiny cards and special goggles to read them
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Officials say Nerf gun wars become less safe when participants add drive-bys and nudity rules
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alabama Republicans growing even more outraged as additional details emerge about their governor's illicit affair, which actually involved a woman instead of another man, a child, his sister, a sheep, or some weird man-child-sheep hybrid
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Reddit ■■■■■■■■ ■■■■ ■■■■■ ■■■■■. ■■■■■■■ canary
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Biggest obstacle self-driving cars face is the crappy condition of US roads, according to Volvo CEO: "It can't find the lane markings. You Americans need to paint your bloody roads"
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Wed March 30, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you type 'ls' instead of 'dir' in the dos prompt? How about when you type Get-ChildItem in your bash shell? Well we all know that the second one doesn't happen, but Microsoft is making it so the first doesn't happen anymore
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
On Reddit, this 18-year old is known as "World Chaos," and he turned $900 into $55K in less than two weeks
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Tax Filers Beware: Audit shows the IRS isn't protecting your personal information
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Decider)
 
 
 
The credits are obdurate
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gun shop owner is being credited with foiling a possible mass shooting by turning away a customer. "Just the look in his eye... there was something about him. I don't know. You really can't explain it. He was going to do something"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Editor of Chinese newspaper resigns upon learning he lives in China
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out ISIL are pretentious trend-chasing farkwads in addition to international terrorists, with manuals like "How to Make Artisanal Bombs in the Name of Allah"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Actress Patty Duke is dead at age 69. No word yet on the condition of her cousin, her identical cousin
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Mon March 28, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Miranda gives a warning that Puerto Rico's debt is soaring: the pain of a brain drain amplifies his mourning. Help could come Congressional, but San Juan is so ignorable, laments a Broadway professional in a Gray Lady editorial
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(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
It's the go-home show for Wrestlemania and a Titan of the industry is set to return. Will the sound guy have done his job editing last week's Roman reaction? Will we ever find out what the Taker's reasoning is? Find out tonight on Raw (USA; 8pm EDT/pre-show 7:30pm EDT)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
$273 million Japanese research satellite disappears, leaving behind only a few bits of debris. Kim Jong Un to take credit for personally piloting the spacecraft that destroyed it in 3... 2... 1
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(Break)
 
 
 
Comedian vs Heckler: Parenting edition
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
To the traditional sounds of an English Easter - the drone of lawnmowers, the smack of leather on willow - has been added a new sound: the roar of a single motorcycle attempting to break the world Wall Of Death speed record
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
You can now own one of 77 Bandit Edition Trans Am custom cars, signed by Burt Reynolds himself, for the starting price of $115,000. That's a hell of a lot of Coors
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"In addition to the DVDs I ordered box contained one housecat. Would not order again"
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And if the Syrian Civil War wasn't already an absurdly complicated mess, there may be two North Korean army units present in the country, possibly to fire missiles into the Mediterranean
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The original "Air Force One" takes to the skies once again on its way to being restored to its original Dwight Eisenhower condition
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is Good Friday, the day that ISIS traditionally crucifies a kidnapped priest
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
In the worst remake of "Catch Me If You Can," JetBlue flight attendant who ditched 70lbs of cocaine and her Guccis at LAX security screening has been arrested at JFK
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Wed March 23, 2016
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Danny Elfman's daughter talks about Fun Size Horror and her bestie, Clive Barker. Confused? You won't be, after this week's edition of The Mary Sue
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
British Judge approves the extradition of the "flash crash " trader who single-handed caused the US stock market to crash in 2010, even if he was slightly incredulous that the US was actually going to bring charges for a financial crime
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
"The Grateful Dead is often credited with popularizing hippie culture, but to the legion of followers who eventually left their VW buses to join corporate America, the band is a pioneer of common business and marketing strategies"
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The latest condition cured by meditation? Chronic back pain
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Arizona get Berned? Will Idaho go full potato? Does the probability of winning in Utah increase with the number of wives you've had? 'Cause that may explain the Donald. THIS is your Primary Tuesday thread "Western Omelet" edition
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Drumpf to Washington Post Editorial Board: "I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay?"
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
"Skeuomorphism, like Apple's pseudo wood grain shelves in iBooks, consists of all the ornamental digital veneers that serve as navigational cues to luddites. They were useful once - the problem is that, today, there are almost no luddites left"
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
GTA: Cement truck edition
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock to you, but someone who helped perpetrate the worst terrorist attack on a country suddenly doesn't want to be extradited to that country for trial
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Switch-pitcher Pat Venditte faced off against switch-hitter Antoan Richardson. Left? Right? Who knows anymore
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Clinton backers edit Trump ad to make him the punch line
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One Direction face One Tax Audit
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: 65 hours e-learning Adobe Photography and Photo Editing. You spent all that money on that gorgeous new DSLR, here are all the cool things you can do with it. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri March 18, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man takes dead mother to the bank as additional form of ID when making withdrawal from her account
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ravens CB in critical condition after motorcycle accident
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Thu March 17, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Are you ready for a Trump presidency? Taiwanese Animators are just gearing up. Come for the Rubio spanking, stay for the Reddit hanging
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
St Patrick's Day. An annual tradition for drinking beer and fighting, or as hockey fans call it, "Thursday". Eight games on tap tonight starting with Wild/Devils at 7:00 EDT and ending with NYR/LA at 10:30
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
In this weeks edition of "nobody asked for this take it back" we bring you the remake of Ben-Hur staring Morgan Freeman's voice and Michael Bay like action
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Havasu News)
 
 
 
Spring Break in Lake Havasu: People of Walmart edition
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Captain America robs beauty store. Though to be fair, that looks more like Bucky Cap than traditional Steve Rogers Cap or the current Sam Wilson Falcon Cap
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
After looking at an edited YouTube video posted on his Twitter page, Donald Trump's 'internet people' are pretty convinced the guy who rushed the stage on Saturday is possibly connected to ISIS
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Snowmachiner attacks two Iditarod teams, killing one dog and injuring several others
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're a Hollywood film actress who tries to back out of the nudity rider you've signed, we will need to see you. In court
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Violence at Trump rallies all Trump's fault, according to Cruz, Rubio, every other Republican who has any sense. (and it's a big deal that I'm crediting Cruz and Rubio with having sense)
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Fri March 11, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Amazon decides that your credit card account isn't vulnerable enough, decides to insert spiffy, hackable robot between you and your money
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
New York's 143rd Assembly District continues its tradition of electing sluttiness
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(Dazed Digital)
 
 
 
"llma Gore, the LA artist behind that viral Donald Trump 'baby dick' pic, has been banned from Facebook for violating its nudity policy"
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
The Iron Sheik gives his thoughts on the Hulk Hogan vs. Gawker trial. Naturally, they're as thoughtful and erudite as one would think
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Women line up to pound the crap out of their husbands in traditional Women's Day activity in China
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(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man jailed for eight additional months for smuggling phone into prison during two-month sentence. Let it go to voicemail, dude
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Halo modder creates quidditch mode
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Some Bracket Buster)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Impending madness edition
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(NPR)
 
 
 
To this day, the creators of Spy Magazine still get magazine clippings from Trump, with his hands circled in gold Sharpie, titled "See, not so short." Carter, now Vanity Fair Editor: "I'm sure he wants to just kill me - with those little hands"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The best tailgate party in America might be the ones that pop along the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race trail. "It's a lot of fun. Just drinking beer, eating food and duck farts"
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Will Edith call Mary a biatch a dozen more times? Can Thomas remember it's down the road, not across the street? Is Lord Grantham's alien finally going to burst through his chest on the final episode of Downton Abbey? 9 PM ET on PBS
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BBC discovers that showing full-frontal nudity in prime time instantly cuts show ratings in half: "Viewer numbers dive-bombed each time actor Conor McCarron, playing suspect Frankie Alder, was seen without a shred of clothing on"
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Sat March 05, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Breitbart editor interrupts press conference at the White House to ask about free speech because Twitter took away his verified badge
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome back to the Friday Fark Weird News Quiz, no booger edition
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but Obamacare is working - to the tune of 20,000,000 newly insured Americans. GOP leaders: "What if we just rename it Rubiocare and take credit for it?"
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Russian church gets away with a $11,500 debt by promising to pray for the good health of the creditors. Amen
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Wed March 02, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's Bad Lip Reading, the Ted Cruz edition
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(Slate)
 
 
 
On today's edition of moving the goal posts: The KKK is now a liberal leftist organization
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(Fark)
 
 
 
March has begun, another day rung and you're wondering "where do we go from here?" Well we've got good news, that's probably due. Subby can't rhyme worth his salt. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "so close, yet so far" edition
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moody's cuts China's credit rating from Peking duck to egg roll
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you think Drumpf had a good day yesterday, Fox News just published an article on how to prevent him getting elected. And the NYT called him a liar on its front page in an editorial board essay
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
And the quadrennial tradition of Karl Rove getting biatchslapped by reality live on Fox News continues
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man sought for credit card abuse tries to flee in pink Power Wheels electric car
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 Super Tuesday Super Guide - Republican Edition
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 Super Tuesday Super Guide - Democratic Edition
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(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Police seeking Roomba bandits. Suspects described as 'neat-freak geeks'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo may write down goodwill value of Tumblr, which is estimated to be anywhere between the price of an old lamp or the Collector's Edition of M*A*S*H* on VHS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Self-described "fat activist" who admits that having a baby made her uncomfortable with her body poses in her underwear with her belly on display to reclaim her confidence. Thanks a lot Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
How warm is it in Alaska this winter? They had to haul snow into Anchorage by train for the Iditarod
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Mon February 29, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio's campaign is nothing more than a bad game of Quidditch
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Trump tweeting that Mussolini quote was a trap set by Gawker. They created "a twitter account that tweets Mussolini quotes but credited to Trump, and just keep tweeting them AT Trump until he eventually retweets one"
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Sat February 27, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
"On Sept. 15, Jim O'Neill received 50 10-milligram pills of oxycodone. By Sept. 24, he got 50 more. October was more of the same: 16 pills on Oct. 1, 34 more on Oct. 3, an additional 50 on Oct. 22, and 20 more four days later"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Two problems with Trump's claim he can't release his tax returns due to an audit: 1) You can release returns during an audit; and 2) If the IRS actually is auditing him every year, they probably suspect he's up to something shady
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