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256 headlines found matching 'DIT'
Thu July 24, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you and your buddy are going to commit a home invasion at a rooming house with two pipes taped together to look like a shotgun, be prepared for the guy sleeping there to recognize your stupidity and fight to defend the $13 he's carrying
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Wed July 23, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Isaiah Austin, the ex-Baylor star who has a rare medical condition that ended his basketball career, can have a job with the NBA as long as he completes his college degree
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Tue July 22, 2014
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
A fight between brothers lead one to the hospital with a cut to his neck and a punctured lung. Police say alcohol, and Florida Stupidity Syndrome, were factors in the fight
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(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Why the Whole Foods panic is overdone (Featured Partner)
 
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Buckingham Palace guards kick their repertoire up a little for the tourists with their rendition of "Game Of Thrones"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Two bandits clean out Atlantic City casino; tens of dollars reported stolen
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Woman hospitalized in serious condition after attempting to park
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You guys, I just did something really embarrassing. DIT
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Sun July 20, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Russia forgets that Wikipedia edits are all logged by IP address. Starts changing information on Malaysia Airlines Flight 17
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Now with more bacon!
 
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
The greatest threat to traditional churches isn't liberalism. It's the men who run them
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens when 38 white dudes from Kentucky try to do an a capella rendition of Michael Jackson's "Thriller"? It doesn't suck quite as much as one might expect
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
How do you steal $120,000 from a credit union? It helps when the safe is on wheels
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Politician's bizarre TV meltdown turned into epic music video with the addition of the right guitar tracks
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(Time)
 
 
 
How to keep to a budget and if you can't, well, you always have some organs to sell, and you can save money walking to work and picking up any returnable empties you find in the ditch on the way
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state finally comes in #1 on a list that doesn't have the words meth, cocaine, drugs, DUI, DWI, public nudity, Disney psychosis, cradle robbing, sugar baby or daddy, bestiality or incest
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Marvel gives us the traditional first glimpse of its bad guy for Avengers 2 and you can just hear Joss Whedon laughing all the way to the bank
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The House GOP slashes the enforcement budget of the IRS by 25%, plans to make them spend the other 75% finding lost hard drives of auditors who tried to actually do their jobs and investigate tax cheats
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Parents of baby girl born without a nose tell others not to give up on children with rare conditions, claiming a life is a life and a rose by any other name smells as... well, maybe not that, but you know
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Farker has a Kickstarter project that will help you stop missing bonus scenes after the credits in movies. Why fund potato salad when this is so much better
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(The Week)
 
 
 
How to become a cable news pundit, using items you probably already have around your home now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drunken Australians hailed as heroes for extinguishing fire in apartment building: "One guy was pissed as shiat, but I'll give him his credit - he got all the fire extinguishers"
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In traditional sign that Apple has a new iPhone coming, fake versions of iPhone 6's are already popping up in the Chinese market for $50 or less
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UN agrees to help Haiti fight cholera epidemic on condition it lets everything else there continue to fester
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Mass Christian college to Obama Administration: We want an exemption from your proposed law so we can discriminate against hiring gays and lesbians. New England Association of School and College: So, about that accreditation of yours
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Arizona man objects to immigrant kids being housed in his town because "We don't know who they are. We don't know their health conditions."; unlike every other kid in his community who he knows on a first name basis and got a stool sample from
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Debate rages over whether officials should be allowed to be sworn in on tablets instead of traditional Bibles. How many people would complain if someone switched the file from the Bible to 50 Shades of Grey before the ceremony?
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(55)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Groom-- who kicked bridesmaid in head, and split his pants taking wedding photo on the beach-- gets mocked by CNN anchors after pic hits Reddit. Resulting vortex of suck wipes out three counties
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Creditors vote on a bankruptcy plan for Detroit. Otherwise known as the new city charter
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey all - collecting "things you never thought you'd say to another person before you became a parent" examples for a kids book I'm working on with Len Peralta DIT - Drew
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(Short List)
 
 
 
"Woke up this morning, got yourself a console"-- brilliant GTA remake of the opening credits from The Sopranos
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The greatest example of human stupidity that I have ever seen"
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Sat July 12, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR convinced a stress psychologist to do an AMA on Reddit. Here are the results
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Build this DIY air conditioner to help cool (or more likely heat) your house
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(59)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police find $50 million in cocaine hidden in shipment of bananas. Why that's just ... if only there were a handy allegory involving some sort of tropical fruit to illustrate the absurdity of this situation
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Boston Red Sox DFA'd A.J. Pierzynski yesterday, and unsurprisingly today's their wonderful tradition of smearing the exiting employee through friendly media outlets
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
We are very sorry but the files that document CIA's involvement in rendition flights were unfortunately eaten by the dog
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(33)
 
(Some Whovian)
 
 
 
A fan-made opening for the new season of Doctor Who, that is so well done, the BBC said "FARK YEAH, we'll adapt it into what we made and give you screen credit for it." Fark needs an EPIC tag
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Coed)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens when a clerk accidentally tacks on the authorization code to your credit card charge?
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hey thieves: If you're going to steal people's air conditioners for scrap metal, could you at least wait until October?
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(RedState)
 
 
 
RedState editor is upset about unknown groups scamming conservatives and gullible, cranky old white guys, because that is his job
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Simpsons are collaborating with cosmetic company MAC on a limited-edition makeup line launching July 26 at Comic-Con. Makeup gun applicator not included
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Ah summer, the official silly season when it comes to news. As the financial community takes a well-deserved break the hunt for news can often become a desperate one. Ideal conditions for the savvy press officers out there"
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Reddit)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker, sometime TF'er, former top-10 "hacker" & Wikileaks reverse whistleblower Adrian Lamo is doing a Reddit AMA live as of this posting
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The "vastly accelerated" global warming we've been told about... turns out we've been cooling for over a decade, according to NOAA. Come on, boys, that's not going to sell any carbon credits
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Sat July 05, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you're a newspaper photographer and you have to work on the Fourth of July, you can always hope the editor will send you to the beach to take pictures of women in red-white-and-blue bikinis
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arizona State University offers female students extra credit for not shaving their armpits for a semester. Presumably for French class
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(Charleston City Paper)
 
 
 
50 writers & editors select 23 of "America's Worst Politicians" - all the sex, drugs, and corruption you would expect from our elected leaders. Happy 4th
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If somebody is selling a 1966 Cobra in excellent condition with new tires for only $10,000, it might be a scam
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Not only did the 2004 Ashton Kutcher film The Butterfly Effect make money at the box office, someone is suing to try and take credit for the film
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Thu July 03, 2014
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Chicken rescued from street outside a branch of KFC 'not in great condition', although not fried or inside a bucket
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Wed July 02, 2014
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Screw going to Mars. We should be shipping out to Venus. It's Mediterranean temperatures and sea-level barometric pressure plus breathable air provided you stay 30 miles above the ground
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(27)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Science Channel reports its best quarter ever, credits Morgan Freeman, Survivorman, and Outrageous Acts of Science for its exploding viewership
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here: Government audit finds ObamaCare "can't ensure" enrollees are eligible or that they're getting the right subsidy
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Sun June 29, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cop speeding while on a cell phone in wet conditions gets reverse pulled over by trucker with video camera and Guy Fawkes mask
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Sat June 28, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman who agreed to manage the gang banger whose mugshot went viral and exposed the depths of human stupidity is starting to receive death threats from rival gangs
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(54)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
How many unnecessary penalties will be handed out today? Will the minor changes from last year's edition prevent the appearance of flying cars? It's Race #1 of the Shell/Pennzoil Grand Prix of Houston (3:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
If your car's stuck in a ditch in someone's yard, it's okay to ask them for help....unless you just robbed their home. Then ask the neighbors, instead
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Thu June 26, 2014
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Two men who tossed a winning lottery ticket take blaming someone else for your own stupidity to a whole new level
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
BBC: "NYPD Twitter campaign 'backfires' after hashtag hijacked. Push sucks Pull blows BREAKING NEWS No nudity in latest episode of Game of Thrones MORE BREAKING NEWS IIIIII like testing"
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(10)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Those moon-beam libs just got California's credit rating downgraded. Let that be a lesson to...oh, it was upgraded? To the highest level in 13 years? Well, BENGHAZI
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(160)
 
(We Are Green Bay)
 
 
 
When you see those red and blue flashing lights in your rear view mirror, one usually has an adrenalin rush and pang of fear. In this case, you'd get additional charges for not pulling over fast enough due to laughter, out loud
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(55)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Corvette stolen in Michigan in '81 turns up in Mississippi. In reasonably good condition, too
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(72)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Some credit Guy)
 
 
 
Taking a tour inside the secret facility that prints your new smart-chip-enabled credit card? Make sure to turn in your cell phone and don your lab coat with no pockets
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(32)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News guest whose "impeccable" sources hosts vouched for, claims that Bill Clinton smiled when he was told he had "a progressive heart condition because the term sounded Liberal," and he plotted how to use his death to get Hillary elected
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
When you swipe credit cards at a car wash in Connecticut you launder them into gift cards at a Dollar Store in South Carolina. When you use laundered gift cards in Massachusetts you get stabbed in the buttocks. Don't get stabbed in the buttocks
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(13)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Once a year, the BBC beams 30 minutes of programming to people stranded in Antarctica on the longest night of the year. As the northern hemisphere deals with heat, humidity, and bugs, give it a listen
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(5)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Celebrating 50 years of CBS being the propaganda arm of the DNC, from dishonestly editing interviews to fabricating reports, to making shiat up about republicans. Congrats
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(89)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Captain Ahab has been wasting his time sailing around Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames, as the white whale has been chillin' off the coast of Australia this whole time
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(24)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And you thought the Appalachian dulcimer was strictly a folk instrument. Enjoy this rendition of "Whole Lotta Love"
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(26)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you are one of the first thousand who can listen to an eccentric Chinese billionaire sing his own rendition of We Are The World, then you can get a free meal at a top New York restaurant
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(13)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Nudity, violence and general poor taste feature heavily in the top banned album covers
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(61)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Consumerist gives FARK extra credit for letting shoppers know about JCPenney's June back to school sale
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(2)
 
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
"It's been argued for years that some of the best music of the modern era has come from video games. One of the best additions to this grand collection is Portrait of a Plumber, a Super Mario 64 Remix album by OCremix'
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(121)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
North Carolina US Senate candidate comes right out and laments the fact that that blacks and hispanics are overtaking the state's "traditional population." In a related note, shares in dog-whistle manufacturers are plummeting
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(137)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Duck. It's this week's edition of the Mugshot Roundup
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(88)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking, scientific Luddite
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(71)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Man known as 'the Naked Commuter' regularly strips down on his boxers on way to work to protest lack of air conditioning on London subway or some damn thing (SFW pics)
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(32)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Convicted double-murderer sues jail claiming he was denied certain comforts such as decent food, a soft bed and the annual swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. With predictable results
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(55)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John McCain in 2014: Obama withdrew troops from Iraq before attaining victory. McCain in 2010: "Last American combat troops leave Iraq. I think President George W. Bush deserves some credit for victory"
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(68)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
World Cup referees run six miles during a match, two additional miles after making a game ending call against the home team
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(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Time to remove your pants and have a cold beer at the ready: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz: Hell Yes It's Summer edition
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(24)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Give the hipsters credit--they're trying to open nice stuff in Detroit
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(36)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The elusive Yankee Candle bandit has finally been caught. We can all breathe a breath of fresh smelly air
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(15)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SCU published an "open" ad for a professor position, the minimum qualifications included "having written at least 25 books on the history of Silicon Valley" and being an editor at Forbes.com. Oddly someone already on staff had those exact quals
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(88)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(WWL)
 
 
 
Cops wrongly arrest woman who has the same name as wanted suspect, extradite her to another state, imprison her, realize mistake a month later, let her go, then arrest her again for same reason, woman gets ready to sue, the Aristocrats
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(123)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Are you sitting down? Good, because we just found out PR companies have been editing their clients' Wikipedia pages to make them look better
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lex Ky family business owner falls while carrying 20gal pot of boiling peanut oil. Drew's hoping folks might be able to help out (DIT)
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(148)
 
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Hi I'm Cameron and I'll be mixing up this special sauce for you. Would you like to hear the specials or should we just skip straight to sending your credit card number out for sale on the Internet?
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(12)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver Post opinion editor weighs in on Maureen Dowd's marijuana misadventures. Short version: She's an idiot
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(131)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Strip clubs in NY paid strippers to roofie patrons, and run up tens of thousands of dollars on the customers' credit cards. I don't think I want to live in a world where we can't implicitly trust strippers anymore
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(53)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(WTVR)
 
 
 
3-year old Virginia boy in critical condition after being shot in an apparent assassination attempt by his presumably evil twin brother
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(65)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers find that in addition to recognizing sweet, sour, salty, savory, and bitter tastes, our tongues can also pick up on something else. Any guesses?
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(46)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Are you tired of crap editing? Shaky cameras ruining scenes? Movies that are trying to be too intense for their own good? Well I say we have a style of filmmaking for you
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(51)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tesla tries to make its cars more appealing to British market, presumably by adopting traditional British car features like electric systems that short out in a heavy dew, biodegradable bodies and transmissions that just fall off the car on highways
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(41)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're two 19-year old kids with a stolen credit card, it might arouse suspicions if you use that card to rent a $240,000 car and a $12 million vacation home
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(66)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal editor Paul Gigot: "Don't hike minimum wage because workers 'learn' from poverty." Hopefully someone learns where Wall Street Journal editor Paul Gigot's palatial estate is along with the hours he is away from home
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(192)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Marvel selects Peyton Reed to direct Ant Man. Reed's superhero credits include Yes Man, The Break-Up, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, and Bring It On
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GM issues recall notices for 106,000 more vehicles, as they traditionally do on days ending with "Y"
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(18)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tracy Morgan in critical condition following a six-vehicle crash on the New Jersey Turnpike
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Fri June 06, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Aisha Tyler mentions her new special edition beer with Stone Brewery: "I did brew a special-edition beer with Wil Wheaton and Drew Curtis (creator of Fark.com) called Stone wOOtstout 2.0, which we'll have at the San Diego Comic-Con in July"
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(3)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
News: Agents seize over 150 bags of heroin in man's vehicle, along with $1,200 in U.S. currency. Fark: They also find an additional 40 bags of heroin, crack cocaine, and Percocet pills in his bellybutton
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(25)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After years of debate, the NFL decides to ditch 'Super Bowl L' in favor of 'Super Bowl 50'. But only for this one game. Because 'L' somehow looks silly, but 'LI' doesn't
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(73)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The latest to person to point out the stupidity of MLB's unwritten rules is former MLBer Dirk Hayhurst
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Mon June 02, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's appearance of Jesus is brought to you by a rusty air conditioner in a Mississippi junk yard
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(37)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The latest addition to "No seriously. This isn't an Onion article": Hurricanes With Female Names Kill More People, Study Claims
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(46)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Toonzone)
 
 
 
Multi-decade tradition of Saturday morning cartoons on broadcast TV is finally dead, as The CW cancels its cartoon block in favor of live-action E/I programming that discusses teens' issues
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(45)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The 100 most-edited Wikipedia articles. Surprisingly Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin didn't make the list
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
MPAA ensures everyone will look at Sin City 2 poster by banning it for Eva Green showing excessive nudity
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(127)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We lost a great Farker this week. Krymson Tyde passed away suddenly on Tuesday. You guys helped me get through my dad's death. Here's hoping you can do it again. I'll have some DIT in a few min
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(268)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sometimes the only way a mother can prove her unconditional love to her son is to punch the officer who's trying to take him away for burglary. Bonus: "Oh no she dinnit" mugshot
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughter goes topless in NYC to protest Instagram's anti-nudity policy. Nippy-kai-yay motherfarker (Not safe for work)
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(119)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Indian court asked to rule whether Hindu guru is dead "or just meditating" from the commercial freezer where his body has been stored since January
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(61)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"This is the formula for every Disney movie ever: girl with anomaly - like a tail, or basic intelligence - breaks free from the life she knows in search of adventure, only to become neatly redomesticated by a man by time the credits roll"
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(153)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered how DNA is "edited" to correct genetic diseases? Researches have now seen the process, and this is what it looks like
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(23)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Renowned Negro expert Cliven Bundy has ditched the GOP, registering as an Independent
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(138)
 
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Microsoft challenges the FBI...and wins. Shame about all the audits and deportations, though
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(23)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 66th birthday to the woman who took Fleetwood Mac from backroom blues bars to arenas around the world, the amazing Stevie Nicks. Here's the singer from her 2011 Chicago concert with a rollicking rendition of Stand Back
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(40)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Scorpions lead singer Klaus Meine turns 66 today. From 1984, here's the band in their heyday with a rocking live rendition of The Zoo
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(21)
 
(The Dating Specialist)
 
 
 
In this online edition of Cosmo for Men: "10 Playful Teases That Women Secretly Love". Yeah... not so much
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(217)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Postal Service wants to remind citizens it won't email them and request credit card data; they would simply send you a form you would have to fill out and return in the enclosed self-addressed stamped envelope
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(12)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
MTV Cribs: Star Wars Stormtrooper edition
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(14)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 73rd birthday to one of music's most legendary singer/songwriters, the incredibly talented Bob Dylan. From his 30th Anniversary Tribute Concert in 1992, here's Dylan joined by several friends for an awesome rendition of My Back Pages
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(12)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
TFer pursues dream of producing on Broadway, pissing off middle school English teacher. DIT
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(7)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Unedited Smackdown broadcast leaked online. You will be sports entertained
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(32)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"Harry Reid and the Deomcrats have gone too far in their McCarthyite style witch hunt of the Koch Brothers" says noted right-wing shill, Mother Jones Editor Daniel Schulman
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(167)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Security guard pulls the one-armed bandit's lever with mistaken viral email, hits the jackpot
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(14)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Buy "fair trade" coffee? How dare you, you monster. Oppressing poor people in foreign countries with lower wages and poorer working conditions for bad coffee
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(128)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Drew, in the interest of open-book management, we demand to see the Fark booze and blow expenditures for the past quarter
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(21)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctor: You have a rare neurological condition which causes involuntary muscular contractions and prevents you from running in a straight line. Jogger: Fine, I'll run backwards
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(45)
 
(HyperVocal)
 
 
 
Navy pages Dr. Freud for annual traditional
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not-so-Super Tuesday Wonks nationwide are on the edge of their seats awaiting the results for auditor, comptroller, and state land commissioner
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(16)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Credit Suisse fined $2.5B and all the hot cocoa for helping rich Americans set up offshore bank accounts to dodge taxes
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(29)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
"...Defense lawyers are also expected to point out that the 'Butcher of Bosnia' suffers from a condition that makes it impossible for him to distinguish truth from fiction"
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(48)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Saturday Cinema, Time Bandits, 1981 - "You see, to be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it"
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(35)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this meditating mutt
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(17)
 
(Calcutta Telegraph (India))
 
 
 
Man killed in the middle of doing yoga. Police do not believe the murder was pre-meditated
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(97)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Chicago Cubs look to break their century old tradition of losing in Wrigley Field by putting up a mural of a historic event. That event being Lindbergh visiting Comiskey Park
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NY Times' new executive editor starts his realm with a statement that really could have used some editing
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(35)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
SeaWorld employee commits a whale of a crime, stealing cash and credit cards from customers who were already robbed when they bought a ticket
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(23)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Washington Post Editor: being tolerant means agreeing with the liberal position on an issue and everyone else is a bigot, and opinions and reality be damned
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(100)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
NY Times cans Jill Abramson as executive editor after she finds out her male predecessor was far better compensated for the same work. In tomorrow's paper, a Paul Krugman column smugsplaining how the Koch Bros. are to blame for the situation
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
As price of houses soars, more people choosing to live in houseboats despite daily fears of liquidity
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(16)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If it's too hot to sleep at night, it's because everyone and their damn dog is running an air conditioner full blast during the day
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(33)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Milan Lucic somehow manages to act like trash during one of the classiest traditions in all of pro sports. Way to go, Masshole
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(163)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Naked, stoned chick does impromptu dance on 11th floor air conditioning unit in China. This is why drugs are bad, mmm'kay? (Not safe for work)
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(89)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
ABC station airs important storm warning information about tornadoes, an action one woman credited with saving her granddaughter's life. Unfortunately, it cut into the season finale of Once Upon a Time and outraged fans called to complain
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(81)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out Newark was still a shiathole for all of Cory Booker's tweets and cat-rescues, and now his two would-be successors are squabbling over who will return the city to its proud fifty year tradition of mayors becoming convicted felons
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(21)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"Liberal arts is the future of work. In the 21st century knowledge economy, communication, collaboration, and creativity are the most valuable commodities - precisely those skills a liberal arts education provides"
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(104)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
As Japanese continue to loudly disapprove of Gareth Edwards' Godzilla, Toho executive admits that if his studio ever makes a new Godzilla movie, they will ditch the rubber suit and use similar CGI to render him
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(70)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Pittsburgh send the Rangers crying home to Mommy? Can the Bryz keep the Blackhawks from becoming the Wild's Daddy? It's The Mother's Day addition of the NHL Playoffs with Pittsburgh v Rangers at 7:00 PM, and Minnesota v Chicago at 9:00 PM
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(684)
 
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
In the tradition of the Kardashians, the Paterno family will feed off of the carcass of a dead patriarch in an effort to gain fame, fortune, and futility. We could just ignore them
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(49)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Why Star Wars fans will never get the original, unedited version of the movie that they have been demanding for more than a decade. Probably. Maybe
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(71)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Rhode Island has to finish bailing out Curt Schilling or its credit rating will be trashed
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(21)
 
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Concerned about the environment? Want sustainable energy while building a solid infrastructure? An Idaho couple has a brilliant idea, but needs additional funding by you to get this project off the ground
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(30)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: Can we do a Mother's Day edition where we talk about how to reconcile friendships, shaft one daughter in a will in favor of another, and a spendthrift mother who's about to die and siblings that won't pay for the funeral?
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(23)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Reality show wannabe brothers who had their show pulled because of their anti-gay stance (among other things) credit a "smear campaign" for turning the network against them. Gee...wonder who they blame for that campaign?
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(165)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Lawyer who was tied up and robbed by armed robbers vows to ask the judge for leniency on the condition that they turn themselves in
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(22)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Atmospheric carbon dioxide concentration is rising. That's bad. Crops in those conditions grow faster and yield 10% more. That's good. The food from those crops is 10% less nutritious. Meh, how much worse could Doritos get, anyway?
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(47)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Not news: KY Senate Candidate Matt Bevin had a pre-existing condition that barred him from buying health insurance years ago. Fark: The pre-existing condition was adopting Ethiopian children
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(99)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dammit, I should have posted this 12 hours ago, instead of 3 hours before the deadline. DIT
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(12)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Identity thieves prefer boosting from Trader Joe's patrons because their credit cards have high limits yet the stores have no security cameras. Meanwhile Ralph's customers are drunken bowlers who buy coffee creamer with personal checks
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(31)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Oculus Rift is not yet available for Battlefield 4 - but may soon be used for Battlefield: IRL Edition
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(17)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
World's oldest woman, 116, credits longevity to a diet of goat meat, sheep milk, goat cheese and beans, says every meal feels like an eternity
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(10)
 
(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
Anti-fraud county auditor candidate gets indicted for...wait for it ... fraud
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pressure mounts on CBS to discredit Benghazi report. Fox pressures CBS to endorse Benghazi report and end this incorruptable corrupt dictator-in-chief's reign of dictatorial evil and corruption
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(192)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
At 111, Alexander Imich is considered the world's oldest man, credits long life to mysterious ring he found in a cave
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(47)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Amanda Knox's alibi blown after previously unseen CCTV footage shows her not with her boyfriend on night of Meredith Kercher's murder
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(146)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Grit your teeth and get ready for yet another exciting edition of The Mugshot Roundup
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(81)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
In its ongoing struggle to discredit the healthcare reform law it created, the Heritage Foundation comes up with nine reasons the Affordable Care Act is not working, none of which are true
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(117)
 
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
The story of Doritos is the story of America, or perhaps "an absurdist allegory of the American consumer condition"
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(20)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Star Wars cantina band auditions
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To the traditional sounds of an English summer - the droning of lawnmowers, the smack of leather on willow - has been added a new noise: the sound of people screaming in agony as they are stung to death by killer bees
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(53)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"We're living in the Golden Age of celebrity nudity," says Mr. Skin
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(75)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
F. Scott Fitzgerald stories originally seen in Saturday Evening Post to be republished uncensored, with sex, drugs, nudity and profanity restored to prominence. "The decadence of several of the characters is revealed more clearly"
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(21)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This man is running for president in 2016 because he wants to kick gay people off TV and ban nudity on the Internet
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(113)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
FoxNews out-sciences editor of Scientific American with sciency nuggets of wisdom, such as "Everyone has crazy theories, right?"
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(59)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
For those of you who prefer your summer music festivals -without- vomiting, douchebros. mud in your shorts and the unmistakable reek of ditch weed
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Photoshop Exquisite Corpse 2014: "All the World's A Stage" DIT and links previous corpses
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(50)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
"Game of Thrones" makes its debut on China Central Television, and viewers complain that it has been edited down to "a medieval European castle documentary"
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(46)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Mad Magazine editorial great Al Feldstein joins the usual gang of idiots in the sky. Potrzebie
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(78)
 
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Who doesn't want to donate $5 to some nerd passing out in costume for the sake of the children? DIT
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(17)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese fans of Godzilla blast latest Hollywood rendition of lizard as a fatty
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(58)
 
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Longtime TFette is asking for help for her brother who had a stroke last month. Without physical therapy he will be crippled for life, and his facility won't take credit cards. LGT funding site
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(40)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
War on Christianity: China Edition™
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(124)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper out until early July with torn thumb ligament. #Saditude
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(19)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The goddamn Batman gets busted for battery in this week's fun-filled edition of the Mugshot Roundup
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(71)
 
(Some chick)
 
 
 
Help a Farker's band win local music awards, please and thank you. (DIT)
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(24)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some editor's about to get fired for letting the truth leak out. Not safe for work language
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(54)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
On-duty cops in a squad car caught playing cards and smoking cigars by a reporter who will soon be found mysteriously dead in a ditch with 10 baggies of cocaine stuffed down his throat and a dozen kiddie porn pictures in his pockets
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(122)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
The attack arm of the left-wing media edited that video of Patriot Rancher Bundy making racist comments to make him sound racist. Yes, he actually DID say those things, but he also said other things, so he's not really a racist. Suck it, libs
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(444)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
What do Christina Aguilera, the metal band Dope, and Barney the Dinosaur have in common? Find out on today's episode of CIA Rendition
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(29)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pocono Mountain resort to hold first-ever beer festival. One catch: "Nudity is required at the beer festival area & in the pools and hot tub"
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(49)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Millennials have come down with a condition called "Fauxsumerism," a condition that makes them all just want to browse and not buy anything on the Internet
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(76)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Texas, where pig farms have better air-condition and temperature regulations than the state jails
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(180)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Reddit users revolting due to headline censorship. Fark users would never put up with that kind of farking bullshiat. Boobies
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(99)
 
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Voter fraud mostly unintentional, caused by incompetence and stupidity
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(119)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
TV critic who claims to have actually read the Books, inexplicably claims that the one additional rape scene the TV show added last night could somehow "derail" the show
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(231)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
The average credit card interest rate matches the age by which people today are already in debt
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(112)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Internet broadcasting VS traditional broadcasters, and the decision will be made by... the Supreme Court? Well... crap
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(342)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
And now for your auditory pleasure, here are 40 minutes of instantly recognizable sound effects from classic Warner Bros. cartoons
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(8)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren starts her run for president with the traditional denial that she is running for president
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(84)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Orphan Black becomes the latest hot commodity to get sued by someone who insists they had the idea first
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Drought conditions now cover 40% of the U.S, not including Wrigley Field
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(40)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(Brightest Young Things)
 
 
 
What happens when a museum of oddities closes? Come for the stuffed unicorn. Stay for the Elephant Man
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(15)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
We've achieved political nirvana. Paul Ryan can take credit for cutting spending, Obama can take credit for raising taxes
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(34)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
In addition to filling in for him on various scenes, Paul Walker's brothers are mimicking their brother's voice to lend an air of authenticity to 7 Fast 7 Furious
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(33)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"Mean Girls is a retelling of the traditional Bantu fable 'Ozibane Zibane Zibane'"
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(20)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Michaels craft store confirms credit card breach, which means that hackers the world over now know you shop at Michaels, are laughing
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(42)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you've already bought tickets to France, it's probably okay to ditch your last day at work before taking your vacation. Right, Kobe?
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(30)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret? Stealing credit card information
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(43)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
The National Review has decided that Cliven Bundy is a super callous, fragile rancher, hexed by seditious notions
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(410)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
JK Rowling will focus on writing silly little fake reports from the Quidditch World Cup instead of writing another Robert Galbraith novel
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(42)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
News: Principal diagnosed with non-Hodgkin lymphoma. Spiffy: His students, faculty and staff flooded auditorium stage to shave their heads to show their support. This is how you deal with it
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(50)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In addition to wearing number 42 today, major league ballplayers might want to futher honor Jackie Robinson by saying "fark you" to the team bus driver
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(28)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Of course you are filling out all your tax forms correctly and not taking any dubious deductions. But just in case you make a teeny little mistake, the good news is your chances of getting audited haven't been this low since the '80s
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(28)
 
(MMGM)
 
 
 
The Great Atari Landfill Expedition, intended to dig up thousands of copies of the worst video game ever made, will begin on April 26. This would be a good time to leave New Mexico. Actually, it's always a good time to leave New Mexico
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(389)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Prison inmate accused of filing 387 tax-credit applications. Authorities became suspicious when all the forms requested payment in cigarettes
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(18)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man drives off 80ft cliff and survives, later credits Red Bull for giving him wings. No, really
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(11)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago Sun-Times will not let readers comment on articles because, according to the managing editor, internet comments are a "morass of negativity, racism, and hate speech." Good thing he's never visited the Fark Politics tab
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Betabeat)
 
 
 
App recommends single malt whiskies based on your taste preferences, from traditional 'earthy and peaty' to more palatable 'yummy with Mountain Dew and a some whipped cream on top'
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(16)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
S&P cuts Finland credit rating from "giant slalom" to "bunny hill"
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(12)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
God is suing a credit rating agency
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(9)
 
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Apocalyptic data breach at Experian credit monitoring service may have put 200 million identities at risk for identity theft
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(92)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this icepedition
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(5)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Note to self: when stealing from a Home Goods store, resist the urge to immediately return items for store credit. Make sure those warrants are cleared up, too. Probably shouldn't leave the kid alone in the car, either. (w/mugshot goodness)
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(28)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Immigrants are such big moochers that they steal credit for half of patents filed in America
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(7)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
No pressure, kids: that guy in the back of the auditorium watching you perform Billy Joel songs is Billy Joel
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(55)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
After finding Bank of America with its hand too far in the cash drawer, the CFPB slams it on them, hard, forcing them to refund nearly $800 million to customers it sold BS "identity theft protection" and "credit card Insurance" to
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(19)
 
(The Street)
 
 
 
Tech editor declares "Apple's iPhone 6 Will Demolish Android" because it will have a bigger screen than the iPhone 5
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(109)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Based on his recent appearance on Fox News, Ben Stein is clearly auditioning to take over for John Hodgman playing the "Deranged Millionaire" character on "The Daily Show"
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(64)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
How many government agencies does it take to change a light bulb? Recent GAO audit determines that it takes somewhere between 10 and whothehellknows
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(151)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
US Special Ops' releases lengthy weapons wish list, showing they want lots of lasers, dog air conditioners and body armour that looks like normal clothes. Well, who doesn't?
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(57)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Who decides what additives are safe for human consumption? The food manufacturers, that's who
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(82)
 
(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Young girl gives heart felt rendition of "Let It Go" from Frozen as dad hilariously videobombs her
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(12)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
How long until Triple H abeyances Daniel Bryan? Has the Undertaker recovered from his Borking? Is Sting ready to take Vince's money? Will the crowd continue the tradition of being hotter than the Wrestlemania crowd on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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(2823)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times editorial page: Obama needs to quit blaming other people for his failings - besides, as accredited sycophants, blaming other people for Obama's failings is OUR job
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(36)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
San Jose State University team heads to world championship game... of Quidditch
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(39)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know that credit reporting agency that Target offered free service for its customers after it got hacked? It got hacked too. FARK: Over 200 million Social Security numbers may have been stolen
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(51)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
If you'd like to live in Westeros, with its nudity, violence, dragons and class differences, Salon says to vote for the GOP, that's where Paul Ryan and Ted Cruz want to take us
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(116)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Ultimate Warrior's speech be more incoherent than Bob Backlund's? Is DDP going to get credit for making Jake Roberts and Scott Hall sober enough to survive in New Orleans? It's the WWE 2014 Hall of Fame ceremony, 8 PM on WWE Network
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(1353)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Felon just out of prison shoots man in the U District. The man is currently in critical condition, with doctors saying it will take time and a little luck for his U District to ever be the same again
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(49)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Experian continues to thrive in difficult economic times due to great info & high demand for it. First they sell your SS# to identity theives, then sign you up for credit monitoring services. Winning
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(12)
 
(Jim Romenesko)
 
 
 
Newspaper which fired copy editors discovers that it needs copy editors, asks for volunteers
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(34)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
The UK is investigating credit card firms for acting like credit card firms
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(4)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"What eventually made him feel ready was practicing orgasmic meditation, which entails stroking a woman's clitoris for 15 minutes"
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(150)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Conservative pundits to GOP: "ObamaCare is starting to not suck giant monkey balls, so maybe you should think about doing something other than repealing ObamaCare for the eleventy jillionth time"
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(115)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Tokushima City wages war on toilet paper bandits. In other news, Japan is back to its normal state of weirdness
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(5)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For your added convenience on deadline day, the Obamacare web site is being offered in special unavailable condition a second time. Thank you, come again for the trifecta
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(115)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Conservative pundit Laura Ingraham upset that Louis C.K. didn't make fun of Muslims on SNL this weekend. Of course she is
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(119)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Half of academic papers submitted are never read by anyone other than the author, referee, and journal editor. 90% of published papers are never cited. Meh, the odds are still better than getting a submission greenlit on Fark, says "professor" subby
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The "who said it?" quiz, Chris Christie or Bobby Knight edition
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(19)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
"We need more nudity at our concerts," says Kings of Leon. Because nothing is sexier than unbathed, sweaty, twenty-something hipsters who don't believe in deodorant
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(41)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tina Fey hopes that the $79,000 judgment for failing to pay workers compensation insurance doesn't scar her credit rating
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(33)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy bangs out truly awesome rendition of the main title from Star Wars on a 5/80 Sanfilippo Wurlitzer theatre pipe organ. You can go about your business. Move along
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(55)
 
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
If you saw a man wearing a cape running down the street in Des Moines, Iowa yesterday he was not a caped crusader, just a man who was at a barber shop when cops tried to catch him. "He ditched the cape when it didn't help him fly"
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(9)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
SELF editor discovers that people don't really take kindly to mocking a cancer patient running a marathon in her tutu
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(95)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Koched-up lady displays pre-existing condition to Chris Hayes
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(65)
 

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