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500 headlines found matching 'DIS'
Sat September 24, 2016
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton trolls Trump by giving Mark Cuban a front row seat at the debate; Trump escalates matters to "undiagnosed personality disorder" level by giving a front row seat to Gennifer Flowers
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Teen posts picture of discolored water coming from the sink at her high school, so authorities immediately A) report the issue to the school district, B) report the issue to the local utility, or C) suspend the student
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Los Angeles' 2024 Olympics bid expands to include Anaheim and Long Beach. Proposed Triathlon will start with a run from the Disney Matterhorn and finish with a swim to the Queen Mary
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(Croydon Advertiser)
 
 
 
Newspapers across Britain are creating hysteria about super fleas with giant penises invading people's homes. Sorry to disappoint any horny female fleas
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
TMZ wins lawsuit filed by awful musician and awful actor and star of the summer's biggest box office disappointment
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Starlight Glimmer attempts to tackle several friendship problems at once. Will everypony be wrapped around her hoof or will she end up walking on the moon? Find out in My Little Pony - Every Little Thing She Does, 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man Utd host the Foxes at 7:30 am. Everton head to the Cherries; 'Pool have Hull; Citeh at Swansea at 10. Headline match is RvB London Derby at 12:30. Sunday 11 am match is Saints at West Ham. This is your weekend EPL football discussion thread
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Disney pulls its new 'Moana' Halloween costume because one mom complained. "You're literally letting children pretend to be Polynesian"
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Fri September 23, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bob's Burgers inspires 75 art works on display in Manhattan this weekend to kick off Sunday night's premiere
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(Variety)
 
 
 
"Every critic, every detractor, will have to bow down to President Trump,.. everyone who's ever doubted Donald, whoever disagreed, whoever challenged him - it is the ultimate revenge to become the most powerful man in the universe"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Nordic Viking ship discovers America ...again after sailing into New York harbor
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Spooky detection at a distance
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain increases aid to Yemen while selling arms to Saudis - who are bombing Yemen
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Estonia declines to discuss security arrangement with Russia, says they're not falling for THAT one again
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you had "five days" as the answer to "How long will it take Donald Trump to distance himself from his own statement that President Obama was born in the United States?" step forward and claim your prize
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news: Cop talks you down from suicide by discussing about how much you both hate the Dallas Cowboys. Bad news: You're a Redskins fan
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Is 75 retired senior diplomats not enough to convince people that Trump will make a disastrous president?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
And the most disliked player in the NFL is: C) San Francisco Niners quaterback Colin Kaepernick
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pugs are "anatomical disasters"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Bomb threat shuts down all schools in remote Canadian territory of Nunavut. School reports that its student is disappointed
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that you can discriminate against Rastafarians in the workplace
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Handy cleaning service, 50% discount. Misogynistic joke deleted here. (Sponsored Link)
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Scientists at "Project Lazarus" have discovered a way to read damaged and unreadable ancient texts including a burned scroll that was so fragile it would disintegrate if unrolled that has the oldest known version of the "Masoretic" text of the bible
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A prenup is considered unromantic and distasteful, thus only 2% of married Americans have them. Could it be right for you?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
100 greatest TV shows of all time to the left, several hundred disagreements to the right
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Montana man discovers what may be the world's largest and most magnificent elk. And kills it
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Top four factors and strategies that help long-distance relationships survive. Yes, even the one with your Canadian amoureux
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Texas college student Tweeted after her dismembered body was found. Authorities are suspicious, but that's the least suspicious thing about this case
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago to add almost 1,000 police, reportedly looking for rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Disney manages to offend all Pacific Islanders with the upcoming movie "Moana"
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Oldest hole in Scotland discovered
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The aftermath of the Yasiel Puig-Madison Baumgardner affair? Yasiel sending Madison a #DONTLOOKATME t-shirt
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NASA to announce surprising Europa discovery on Monday. Wanna place bets on if it is water on the moon or alien life there?
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
School cafeteria worker, forced to refuse hot meal to poor student even when leftovers are thrown away, resigns in disgust
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
"Jumping the shark" died out with Happy Days. The modern replacement is the "family goes to a Disney theme park" ABC sitcom episode and saying that there's no Disney synergy directive, it's completely organic to the story, trust us
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: "African-American communities are absolutely in the worst shape that they've ever been in before. Ever, ever, ever." Well, except for the years of slavery, segregation, lack of voting rights, lynchings, and housing discrimination by a certain real estate mogul
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Tue September 20, 2016
(morningconsult)
 
 
 
Seven of the ten governors with the highest approval ratings are Republicans. Eight of the ten governors with the highest disapproval ratings are also Republicans
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Amazon, which became the world's most dominant retailer by using online sales and an advanced distribution network to out-compete the outdated traditional brick-and-mortar retail model--is opening a bunch of brick and mortar stores nationwide
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Vin Scully calls the Madison Bumgarner-Yasiel Puig benches-clearing incident as only he could: perfectly. We'll miss this, Vin
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Human skeleton found at Antikythera shipwreck. Giorgio Tsoukalos' hair vehemently disagrees
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(Morning Consult)
 
 
 
Chris Christie's approval in New Jersey is disappearing faster than his morning donut
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Two cows in a field. One turns to the other and says "Hey, aren't you worried about mad cow disease?" "Why should I care? It doesn't affect us helicopters"
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Apparently Ireland is only a tax paradise for large multi-national corporations. The average Irish worker, on the other hand, according to a new study pays higher taxes on lower wages than just about anywhere else in Europe
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
No cure for cancer yet ... but Microsoft will 'solve' cancer within the next 10 years by 'reprogramming' diseased cells
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
If your pressure cooker broke, perhaps this week is not the best time to discard it in a truck stop trash can
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just Sweden preparing to get erased by Russia after a serious undisclosed threat
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(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Newly discovered "ghost snake" eats frogs, lizards, birds, souls
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The NY/NJ bomber's family was repeatedly harassed by a neighbor who would come into their restaurant and make disparaging remarks about Muslims. Finally, a connection between Trump supporters and terrorism
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This just in: dismayed beta testers discover that the iPhone 7 is not impervious to angle grinders and hydraulic presses. What a ripoff
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NY bomber used his own phone to build one of the bombs and was found sleeping in the doorway of a bar when he was arrested. So clearly an evil mastermind. Facepalm and Dumbass tags seen shaking their heads in dissapoint
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will Junkie Depp and Madison meet up in the aftermath of the hotel debacle? Will Alicia continue to be useful? Will Travis and Sea Coral be dull? Will the death cult be culled? It's your Fear the Walking Dead discussion thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want to see a 1:2 scale model of a fighter plane that's worth about 50k and took years to build disintegrate? Of course you want (1:40)
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Will Jimmy Kimmel draw an audience? Will Veep run a clean sweep? Will The Americans finally get its due? Will the Game of Thones drought drag on? It's your Official 68th Annual Emmy Awards Discussion Thread. Red Carpet starts at 6 PM ET on ABC
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After an upset at the Bridge, EPL weekend proper starts at 10 AM ET with Arsenal at Hull, Man City looking to stay perfect hosting the Cherries, and the Toffees look to climb ever higher. Sunday matches start at 7 AM ET. This is your Weekend EPL Discussion Thread
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Sat September 17, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch is in the field for the NASCAR Xfinity Series' Drive For Safety 300 from Chicagoland Speedway at 3:30 PM ET on NBC, so this race is most likely going to be as exciting as watching flies fark. Maybe we can discuss decoupage instead
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Applejack and Fluttershy are off to Las Pegasus, and I'd like to tell you what they did but what happens in Las Pegasus stays in Las Pegasus. Flim and Flam also make an appearance in My Little Pony - Viva Las Pegasus, 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After his disastrous "Commander in Chief" political debacle, Matt Lauer reportedly hung out to dry by NBC execs. Gee...if only there was some cat pic that could sum this up...like maybe one with a grumpy looking cat or something
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Five abandoned kittens found trapped under a wooden walkway are saved when good Samaritans disassemble the walkway to rescue them. Bonus goodness: they are reunited with their mother at the vet, resulting in a very happy Caturday
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Trump: "I don't invest in the stock market". That's not what his last financial disclosure form shows
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz tries to remain relevant by discussing the intricate technological underpinnings of the Internet-- about which he knows exactly nothing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A routine 911 call leads to the discovery of three corpses. But, it's Ohio, where dead is better
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida State University students coming down with a disease usually associated with their future employers Playland
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
Video
 
Yamato Transport, Japanese delivery company well known for its black cat mascot, goes total Japan with moon-walking, crotch-grabbing, disco-dancing black cats
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"I am going to shoot you, and call it accidental discharge"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your favorite ride at Disneyworld/Land?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump campaign distances itself from Trump
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Doctor/pot dispensary owner charged with threatening prosecution in trial of his patient, including "You Christians are the same as Muslims" & labeling Assistant D.A. "stupid white cracker". If only there were some way he can mellow out
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Disgraced former FBI agent turned anti-Muslim speaker says CNN journalists are "Shills for the enemy and enemies of the state." HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE CNN OF EMPLOYING JOURNALISTS
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Melania Trump's complete disappearance since the convention is due to her "spending time with her family" and not, as previously assumed, because at 46 she'd reached her expiration and Trump was trading her in for a new model
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(Evansville Courier Press)
 
 
 
In a case of the apple not falling far from the tree, Indiana woman threatens to blow up school if her disruptive son isn't allowed to return to class
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Oil executive creates fake email address to impersonate Elon Musk in order to steal Tesla company secrets. More disturbingly, Elon Musk apparently uses Yahoo for his email
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Donald Trump responds to the leak of Colin Powell's private e-mail labeling Trump a "national disgrace" by Tweeting that he was "never a fan" of Powell's and criticizing the former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs for his "weak understanding of WMDs"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was driving and hit a 5-year-old. I was not charged; he ran out onto the road while his mother was distracted. He is permanently disabled; I have PTSD now. I have no insurance and was told to sue the parents. Should I?"
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
17-year-old kid kills parents who had disciplined him over crazy party. He was charged with murder but he threw himself on the mercy of the court. Said he deserved mercy because he's an orphan
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
After Senator Roy Blunt (R-MO) condemns opponent's record on gun rights, Jason Kander assembles an M-16 blindfolded while discussing his deployment to Afghanistan and attacking Blunt for letting terrorists freely buy guns
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Vox interviews Jill Stein, who promptly disavows the Green Party's platform on immigration
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Disney and Fox name Turner the exclusive basic-cable home of all current and future Star Wars movies. TNT and TBS to celebrate by subjecting you to the prequels starting September 20
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Truck crash spills 6,000 pounds of sausage. Discussion to the right. Links to the left
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The new Argentinean president has decided to discontinue his predecessor's policy of being a little biatch over the Falklands
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
There is something oddly fitting yet entirely disquieting about the Brexit path being laid out by a man named Juncker
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered a ray that chews its food, presumably with the last of the petty cash
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Disney offends over gumbo recipe because of A) Cajun spelling. B) Racially offensive language or C) Kale
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most and least expensive places to watch a football game. Did it seem expensive to you when you were at the game? Was it at least a good experience there? Discuss to your right, please
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You might want to think about joining a different fantasy football league if the one you're in is so sadistic, they make the person who came in last march down a road wearing only pink women's bikini bottoms and sneakers while hoisting a sign
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Colin Powell calls Trump a national disgrace and if anyone knows what a national disgrace is, it's Colin Powell
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Ann Hodges holds the distinction of being the only human being to ever be hit by a meteorite and live. Here comes the Sylacauga meteorite. Duck
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Tue September 13, 2016
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Cricket fans still debating pros and cons of playing under lights and whether it disturbs the sleep of players or spectators more
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(WWE)
 
 
 
AJ Styles is WWE World Champion, Heath Slater has a job, and Becky Lynch is the hottest WWE Smackdown Women's Champion ever. Vince is dead, isn't he? LIVE from PHILLY, THIS is YOUR Smackdown Live discussion thread (8pm ET on USA)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Islamic State exporting its 'most lethally skilled jihadis' to make Australia Muslim again
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Giants discover that, unfortunately, there's no extra credit awarded for getting four outs in an inning
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(Hillary Clinton)
 
 
 
Not to be left out of glorious GOP stunts like penis length discussions, Hillary campaign declares war on cartoon frog from 4chan
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck puppet and insidious Disney villain Tomi Lahren says Hillary Clinton calls Trump voters "deplorable while she literally throws gays off of buildings." LITERALLY. THROWS. GAYS. OFF. BUILDINGS. What the hell
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Research dug up by medical journals shows that the sugar industry bought off researchers for decades to blame dietary fats for everything from heart disease to disco
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republican NH state rep: I believe Hillary has pneumonia caused by Parkinsons disease, a secret wig hiding a brain stimulator, and may have been sent from the future to kill Sarah Connor
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Killed Caltrans highway worker memorialized on 16,000-person email distro. "Our heartfelt condolences." "PLEASE TAKE ME OFF THIS LIST." "For the love of god stop hitting 'reply all.'" "Like you just did?" "EVERYONE JUST STOP REPLYING"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Tendon and ligament injuries are worse than broken and dislocated bones for ending an NFL career. Which means a comeback attempt by Joe Theismann is just around the corner
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(Wikia)
 
 
 
Star Trek Discovery writer: "You should probably just go ahead and lower your expectations"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey's Erdogan orders over two dozen mayors removed from office over suspicion of being Kurdish
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Sun September 11, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
It's the fifteenth anniversary of 9/11, and what better way to celebrate America than with the Miss America Pageant? It's your Official Miss America Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on ABC
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will Alicia put on bike shorts? Will Ilene forgive Elena? Will Ruben Blades return? Will Junkie Depp's skills help the cult? Will we see more of the boring father and son? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's doctor confirms she is suffering from a disease that has killed millions of people over the years
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
In the ongoing National Anthem dispute, a high school football announcer has calm, rational words. Just kidding, he wants all sitters shot
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boston Dynamics has discovered how to keep Atlas robot from falling over...by cutting video right before Atlas falls over
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Need some quick cash? You'd better hurry because that ATM in your favorite bar is about to disappear
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
A young griffin wants a cutie mark, so who does she turn to? The CMC were the lowest bidders, obviously. Will they succeed and why is everyone speaking Polish? Find out in My Little Pony - The Fault In Our Cutie Marks, 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
University of Iowa to offer a degree in Social Justice. Course work will include real life discussions after interviewing the school's two Hispanic and black students
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
With MRI technique, scientists can make people dislike a person based on their face. Huh, that's nothing, I've been doing that my whole life
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Third party candidate that is only on the ballot in 9 states dismisses another third party candidate that is on the ballot in 49 states as "not serious"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
'CNN is unwatchable. Their news on me is fiction. They are a disgrace to the broadcasting industry.' Break out your Bingo cards, Trump actually got something right
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert: "Matt Lauer: a Complete Disgrace to Journalism and a man who can suck it"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Raspberry Pi 3 Model B kit with 7" LCD display touch screen. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My dad just sent me an e-mail and used U instead of You. How disappointed in him should I be?
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(Fuel Fix)
 
 
 
After quietly acquiring 300,000 acres of remote scrubland in west Texas, Apache Oil announces a discovery of over 3 billion barrels of oil and 75 trillion cubic feet of natural gas
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Thu September 08, 2016
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Labor dispute may cancel Easter Peep show
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Like a small-town sheriff soon to meet his untimely demise, Stephen King dismisses recent rash of clown sightings in North Carolina as "low-level hysteria"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Depressing news. Most Americans who have depression don't receive treatment, a study finds, while most who did receive treatment don't appear to have the disorder
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(Nature World News)
 
 
 
New species of crab discovered at Chinese market described as "delicious"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Want to impress your fiance? A 'diamond' the size of Earth has been discovered by astronomers
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Athletes argue they should qualify for the Paralympics if they have a learning disability
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Another previously undiscovered asteroid just buzzed past Earth for the second time in two weeks. What have we done to anger you, space gods?
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Nearly complete short version of lost 1929 silent movie by acclaimed director Yasujiro Ozu discovered after death of Kyushu film buff. It still needs restoration for October screening, so be like an Ozu camera and don't move
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out intelligence officers during security briefing weren't displeased with Obama, they were displeased with Trump
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hate Skeleton Ann Coulter says Trump wasn't mocking a disabled reporter, he was "doing a standard retard." There. It's all better now. Thanks for clearing that up
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"If we have to rely on Congress to give us money to combat disease, then as a country we are screwed"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good: Scientists discover way to prevent cancer caused by booze. Bad: It's exercise
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Normally hitting into the rough is a hazard. This golfer discovers how hitting out of the rough can cause a bigger hazard
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police detonate IED in Edmonton. Initial reports suggest it was disguised as the Edmonton Oilers' season
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Paleontologists announce the discovery of prehistoric turducken
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Will Hillary Clinton win over wavering GOP voters who want to avert the apocalypse? Will Trump pivot more than Ross and Chandler in that episode of Friends? Will Fox News explode? It's your NBC Forum Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on NBC/MSNBC
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Philippines confront China with pictures of lots of sons of whores in disputed sea
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Irish restaurateur is sick and tired of gluten-free ninnies entering his cafe, demands diners produce doctor's note confirming celiac disease before serving them gluten-free dishes
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Watch 35 years of growing income disparity in just 20 troubling seconds
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Author advises teachers to use philosophy in discussing Donald Trump. Why should we tell the truth? Why is it bad to call people names? Should you purchase your wife from hoteurobabes.com? Important questions like these
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC officials shocked and dismayed that there were shootings and stabbings at this year's J'ouvert festival, even though they posted fliers asking very nicely for people to not shoot or stab anybody
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
The cheers of joy and uncorking of champagne bottles you recently heard was merely people on one cul-de-sac celebrating, as word that their neighbor's massive Christmas light display was ending after nine wonderfully blessed years
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Formula One's likely new owner finds your lack of faith disturbing
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Man from Belarus kills and dismembers man from USA who insulted Belarus President Lukashenko. He also steals expensive alcohol from the victim's apartment
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney to start scanning fingers of children between ages of three and nine to combat fraud. I always knew that people that short can't be trusted
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chinese government makes six million people vanish so that the G20 leaders can conduct their sucking-up-to-each-other session with minimal disturbance from the little people
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Using fishing tackle to snag discarded drugs from the police drop box was the clever half of his cunning plan
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(Chew Boom)
 
 
 
Guy invents a vending machine made with LEGO blocks that dispenses a complete Whopper Meal for 5 bucks. That's all you need to know
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Mon September 05, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a Spanish disco dance troupe doing an interpretive dance about cats
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jude Law discusses playing The Pope
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Record long distance game of hide and seek comes to an end
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney: It was supposed to do that, everyone loves fireworks exploding under their cars, it's part of the American experience, shut up, look over there *runs away*
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Rob Reiner discusses his favorite films and why he changed the ending to When Harry Met Sally
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cruise ship discovers Northwest Passage. Texas passenger on board discovers reality. "It really makes you think about climate change." Yes, yes it does
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Newly discovered "bizarre" virus is breaking the rules of infection
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Most scholars thought I was nuts to start talking about large, permanent maroon settlements in the Great Dismal Swamp, but the third archaeological dig came through
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Strand and crew escape the hotel California? Will Travis survive life with Chris? Will Junkie Depp leave the cult? What stupid decisions will be made? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
"When I go on TripAdvisor, I wonder if the reviewers could have disparaged Eden"
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
The Stanford rapist's house is surrounded by a bunch of people openly carrying and making threats; the police chief is pictured calmly chatting with the armed, white protestors. Damn, this story is sure to evoke calm, rational discussion
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Proving once again the superiority of America's disaster readiness network, FEMA issues accidental evacuation notices for millions
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Family of five, whose father disappeared for several days, may have been suffering from a group schizophrenic event, which is doctor for "these people are kooky"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
From "Nobody got fired at the campaign today" to "He doesn't hurl personal insults": An inside look at how Trump stole the Most Dishonest trophy from right under the Clinton campaign's nose
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The Mercedes championship battle heats up after Hamilton grabs the pole over Rosberg. Ferrari locks out row two and is desperate for relevance at their home track. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Italy discussion thread at 8am EDT on NBCSN
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Thirty years after they disbanded, The Revolution are back on tour
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man arrested for wearing Disney princess outfits and harassing women by throwing bras and panties on their driveways. This was not his first time. However, it was his first time as Mulan. Usually he likes to creep women out as Ariel
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Newly discovered fish named after Obama. Said to taste really good at first and then slowly taste like any other fish. If you think that's bad, just wait until you get the bill
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
FBI : In 2014, a Clinton Foundation laptop and a thumb drive used to archive Hillary Clinton's emails from her time as secretary of state was sent through the mail and disappeared
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
"Sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the fillies, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Derpy." It's My Little Pony - Buckball Season , 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Can people live on fruit alone (?) is the eternal question first asked in the garden of Eden. Then man discovered bacon and home fries and said fark it, apples are good, but c'mon
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Fri September 02, 2016
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
As a welcome distraction from this political season, I-mockery's annual two months of Halloween is upon us
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Arizona GOP: Hey, let's distribute a poster with our Senate opponent's picture riddled with bullet holes. Because no one's ever shot up an Arizona Congresswoman before, right?
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Hipster mini-mart opens in Portland, featuring midcentury fonts and Helvetica on signage, craft taps of microbrew and kombucha, Jones Soda at dispenser, and craft "hot pockets." Don't ask clerks what bands they like, they'll talk your ear off
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump campaign makes volunteers sign non-disclosure agreement. Let's see what they've put in this do-OH LAWD
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
The Fark app may soon disappear from the Apple store, so get it while you can
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Restaurant discovers you can't thaw pigs feet in a tub of water in the alley next to your dumpster
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Ceres: One amazing discovery after another
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The New Horizons spacecraft's discoveries about Pluto are changing and reshaping our understanding of the solar system and beyond
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
A judge will consider smacking your penis against a car window as a crime that's sexual in nature no matter how much you respectfully disagree
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The head of CBS Sports would like to remind everyone that it's our fault that he fired Mike Carey from his job disagreeing with the on-field refs during replay challenges
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
From the archives, a 2005 interview with Gene Wilder where he discusses his memoir and his life with Gilda Radner
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What people died of, 100 years ago, was radically different than it is today, mostly because of modern medicine/vaccinations. The number one killer in 1901? Diarrhea. No shiat. (heart disease doesn't even make the list)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The camera really does add 10 pounds. Barrel length and focal distortion are the reason that I look morbidly jolly in my selfies. Spending all of my waking hours trying to bury my feelings by eating cheesecakes has nothing to do with it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Farsighted Saudis suddenly realize high oil prices are in their interest if they're going to IPO their oil biz
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Addison Hustle
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge - enter to win contest. Enter with Facebook login *or* email address. Is this the one you can pour water on? (*legal disclaimer: don't actually pour water on your phone please) (Sponsored Link)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Headlines you never wanted to see: "Fox News Analyst Impressed By Trump's Penis Size Discussion"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo has discovered who the state's real crooks are: those sneaky charities, your SPCAs and Planned Parenthoods and whatnot, and especially those dastardly food banks
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Bryan Fuller says Star Trek Discovery's new uniforms will look like "a happy transporter accident"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
While it's awful and despicable that vapid Glenn Beck employee Tomi Lahren says "absent black fathers like Kaepernick's are to blame for the disrespect" it's even worse to see the hate and vitriol in the comments
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves, Floridian Farkers; Tropical Storm Hermine is headed your way. Have you stocked up on water, dog food, cat food, human food, and, most importantly and inexplicably, bleach? It's your Official Not Quite a Hurricane Discussion Thread
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump says he didn't discuss paying for the wall with President Nieto of Mexico. Nieto on Twitter: "At the beginning of the conversation with Donald Trump, I made it clear that Mexico will not pay for the wall"
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Shssssssssh .... we're sending the world's first probe into a suspected "alien base" that is disguised as a floating island. Let's see what they find. P.S.: Grab the tinfoil on the way in
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Science has been looking into this over the summer, and they have conclusive proof that Superman could totes disguise himself as Clark Kent with a pair of dollar-store eyeglasses
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover pair of twin stars with three giant worlds in orbit around them. Still no Tatooine
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(US News)
 
 
 
Best Korea reportedly executes Deputy Premier because of "disrespectful posture" towards Kim Jong Un, which could be anything from grovelling an inch too high to failing to nail the Asian Cartman impersonation just right
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Remember the 'alien megastructures' idea to explain a weirdly dimming star? Looks like it's an edge-on, circumstellar disk instead
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How would your car perform on recently discovered exoplanet Proxima Centauri b? We have no farking clue. Here comes the science
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
It's been 20 years since the Schwarzenegger film ERASER, once billed as the "most expensive movie ever", hit the screens. Let's take a rail gun filled trip down memory lane and discuss one of the worst/best movies Arnie ever made
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Innori virtual reality headset. NOW we're starting to look like the 1980s set in Disneyland's Carousel of Progress. What's your favorite VR content / app / website? Difficulty: no porn. (Sponsored Link)
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts prosecutor says shooting a burglar breaking into your house is first degree murder. Grand jury disagrees
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Tue August 30, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Four-foot long alligator captured in Pittsburgh area suburb woman's back yard. Officials have no idea how it got there since there are no Disney theme parks in the area
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Two big primaries today in Arizona and Florida as incumbents John McCain, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, and Little Marco fight against upstart challengers. Polls open at 7AM and close at 8PM. It's your Official Late Summer Primary Discussion Thread
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy a cocktail with horseradish and beet-root? You have similar tastes to Putin
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
It's not just asteroids that cause mass extinctions on earth. Scientists discover supernovas have also caused cataclysmic damage. Sleep well, everyone
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(Time)
 
 
 
Hillary's disastrous reaction to her so-called Clinton Foundation scandal is the reason it's still bleeding
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump promises he'll discuss "ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION" in a speech on Wednesday, though he'll probably change his mind about the day too
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR discovers Trump supporters aren't bothered by his changing positions because they don't know and don't care what they are
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton is the definition of bigotry because she's biased against racists." That soundbite and disconnect from reality came courtesy of Trump advocate Scottie Nell Hughes, best known for being mocked on SNL
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists accidentally discover antibiotic to treat koalas suffering from chlamydia. *cute little clap*
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Paleontologist Jack Horner of Jurassic Park fame pushed into retirement after discovering a rare specimen known as Matrimonius Undergradiata
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tybee Island police shocked to find beheaded voodoo doll outside their station. They know its a real one because it has a label that says "Voo Doo" right on it. Bonus disfigured lizard adds to the mumbo jumbo mojo
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Sun August 28, 2016
(MTV)
 
 
 
MTV hasn't aired a music video in almost two decades, but they still air the VMAs, mostly to show how awful today's music is. Thankfully, Key & Peele will provide some entertainment. It's your 2016 VMA discussion thread, 9PM ET on MTV
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will Junkie Depp realize Luciana's cult is an undead trap? Will Madison and Strand go the route of Lori and Shane? Isn't Reuben Blades in this? Does anyone care about the rest? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone went into a gay nightclub and stuck acid in a lube dispenser. Police are trying to find out who is responsible for the bigoted, baseless attack
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton declares war on small farmers by proposing a focused safety net to help family farms get through challenging times, federal resources in commodity payment, crop insurance, and disaster assistance programs to support family operations
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"No Man's Sky is an existential crisis simulator disguised as a space exploration game" ... and, as far as anyone can tell, pretty much pointless
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Hurricane Gaston is expected to strengthen while three other disturbances remain under watch, including one threatening Florida. Welcome to the end of Summer, folks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme - the moment before disaster strikes
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Sat August 27, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
On this day back in 1928, 15 of the most powerful nations in the world signed the Kellogg-Briand Pact, outlawing war as a means to settle international disputes. Think how much worse the 20th century would have been without this landmark pact
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Move over all you 'World's oldest person' types, the REAL 'World's oldest man' has been discovered and he's only 145 years young
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
While the Mane 6 are away, Discord will play, but with the guys playing D&D? Will there be enough Mountain Dew to go around? Find out in My Little Pony - Dungeons & Discords, 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Pioneering recording engineer Rudy Van Gelder, whose work on live and studio jazz albums for Blue Note defined the classic sound of golden-era jazz, is dead at 92, but not before insulting vinyl LP fans who worship "the biggest distorter"
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
The reason every movie has a disclaimer stating that it is fictional involves Rasputin's assassin, MGM studios, and a rape scene with Lionel and Ethel Barrymore. Just like you suspected
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tim Beckman leaves North Carolina football for being a 'distraction' and that he cannot mess with students his own way
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctor: Your IUD is dislodged, causing internal bleeding and should be removed right away. Patient: Can you do it? Doctor: LOL no. I'm Catholic
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The woman who fell 40 feet to her death from a zip line platform had disconnected herself from the safety system, a spokesman for Go Ape Tree Top Adventure said Thursday
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Freddie Freeman combines baseball with gymnastics, loses points on the dismount
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Apprentice Baba Yaga and female Skeletor clone Ann Coulter discovers Rush Limbaugh schadenfreude
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Vice presidential candidate Tim Kaine discusses the horrors of Donald Trump, the hope of Hillary Clinton, and "stepdad memes"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
What do you do when you discover javelinas living in your yard? Well, after you look up the word javelina, you call animal control, the police, and more with the answer being, "you deal with it." Looks like you have some pet javelinas
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The New Plymouth District Council in New Zealand discovers the Internet is for pr0n
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dear France, especially lately, we understand why you might be afraid of Islamic terrorism, but sending police to a beach to force a Muslim woman to violate her religion and disrobe at gunpoint? Yeah, You just made an ISIS recruiting video for them
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Mysterious facility offers open house and unmanned aircraft petting zoo to disprove mind-control rumors
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(Metro)
 
 
 
There's drunk, and then there's so drunk you wake up in the morning and discover you've bought a £28,500 bus on eBay
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Submarine shipbuilder discovers a leak
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The next generation of wearables will be ghastly, glittery, trashy tattoos: "The tattoos are made from gold leaf in metallic gold and silver geometric patterns. They work as displays capable of changing in response to body temperature or feelings"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Street art is booming in the town where Banksy set up his pop-up Dismaland last year
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
If you're going to ask a friend to help you move a TV, don't be a dick about it--especially by disemboweling him with a samurai sword
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(Surf Kentucky)
 
 
 
Joint investigation leads to discovery of 34 pounds of pot
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Wed August 24, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Virus hunters searching bat cave for deadly diseases, will move on to Fortress of Solitude and Hall of Justice next
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover Etruscan carving naming goddess Uni. Nothing about retired gods Roy and Al
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(RedState)
 
 
 
You think you are Liberal? Well, Facebook might disagree with you
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"Your honor, I only groped that woman's breasts because they were enormous." "Well, that makes sense. Case dismissed"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh nothing. Just the Vince Foster files have disappeared from the National Archives in the same year that Hillary Clinton is running for president
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 for help after discovering a robber in his home, and the responding cop shoots the first person he sees, who just happened to be the homeowner who just happened to be black
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When Chick-Fil-A was financing groups that supported discrimination, fans flocked to it to support their right to finance discrimination. When Chick-Fil-A removed the spicy chicken biscuit from their menu, well that is an outrage worthy of a boycott
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Look, all I'm saying is that when you're handling barrels full of plutonium dissolved in nitric acid, be damn sure you buy the right brand of kitty litter"
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hillary suggest redistributing Trump's wealth via government confiscation if he were to die. Not that he made her "list" or anything
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Laura Ingalls Wilder (AKA Melissa Gilbert) was going to run for Congress before she was seriously injured. Now she'd rather not risk permanent disability, but oh no -- the GOP is suing to force her to stay in the race so they have a weaker opponent
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In news that may leave you clutching your Pokeballs in distress, it appears that some things are just passing fads
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey launches massive attack on Kurdish positions in Syria, accidentally hit ISIS in the process
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mischa Barton discovers that if you sign on to start a movie, and then fail to show up because you're on vacation, it's probably going to trigger a lawsuit. A BIG lawsuit
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Louisiana Republicans who voted against disaster relief for Hurricane Sandy now seeking federal aid for flooding in their state
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Having revealed all government secrets, Wikileaks moves on to exposing lives of private citizens. Rape victims, children with medical problems, gay Saudis all celebrate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity, 2008: "I'm a journalist who interviews people who I disagree with all the time." Sean Hannity, 2016: "I never claimed to be a journalist"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gator that killed toddler at Disneyland may have lost its fear of humans. Well, it definitely lost its fear of toddler humans
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Space.com)
 
 
 
The recently discovered star that potentially has an "alien megastructure" surrounding it contains more secrets. Please let it be signals from a distant lizard people controlling Trump
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Great Moment in Life Sciences #812: Physicist discovers why he keeps spilling his coffee - an inefficient design of the mug combined with an inappropriate method of gripping it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In anticipation of the upcoming Radio City Music Hall screening of Blazing Saddles, Mel Brooks discusses the history and some little-known facts about his satirical classics
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
A chunk of real estate roughly the size of Scotland is about to disappear
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump was in discussions to run The Apprentice from The White House
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Republican candidate for Florida's district 19 has complete meltdown during a radio interview. And you thought Trump has self-control problems. (Not safe for work audio)
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
DiCaprio rear-ended in the Hamptons. Police say he approached with a distinctive walk as they arrived on the scene
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Frank Lutz forms new GOP focus group to discuss Donald Trump, learns the people he gathered were unable to cohesively group or focus
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(Slate)
 
 
 
People who parrot their child's baby talk back at them are doing a disservice to linguistic development
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Update from Farker Vicejay whose New Orleans-area food bank has been doing disaster response for the last week across Louisiana. DIT, link goes to donation page
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ben-Hur proves to be a disast-hur, debuting at #5 with $11 million. For the third week, DC's messy, forgettable Suicide Squad is #1 with $20 million, Sausage Party #3 with $15 million. War Dogs debuted at #3 with $14 million, Kubo #4 with $12 million
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club wants to know how you discover new music. Is it still the radio? YouTube? Magazines? Music sites? Friends recommendations? Aliens beaming suggestions directly into your head?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
ManU playing Southampton on a Friday at 3pm? Leicester v Arsenal headlining Saturday? Does Burnley stand a chance against Liverpool? Will the Hammers break in Olympic Stadium with a win over Bournemouth? This is your weekend EPL Discussion Thread
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Samsung is shutting down Milk Music disappointing all three Milk Music users
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Flea has a jam session with "talking" gorilla Koko, who comes up with better lyrics than Anthony Keidis has in a while
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Sat August 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember that saying, it's easier to say you're sorry than to get permission? Well, this Navy Seal who wrote a book about the Bin Laden raid without permission, might disagree since he now has to pay $6.6 million to the government
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Investigation by the very dishonest and failing New York Times finds that the Trump empire is up to its ears in debt and is a complex web of holding companies
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
No, KFC's secret recipe was not found in a just-discovered scrapbook
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
A pyramid has been discovered in Kazakhstan that might be even older than some of Egypt's
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
♫ Come gather 'round Bronies, where ever you be, and plant yourself in front of the TV. That spot on the screen, from last season's ending, leads in to this weeks episode The Times They Are a Changeling ♫ 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump's appeal is almost entirely based on working class economic dissatisfaction. Except where it's fueled by racism. Which is pretty much everywhere. OK, forget what I said about the economic argument
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump meets Tony Perkins, the pastor who says God uses natural disasters to punish gay people. Yes, the same pastor who lost his home in a flood caused by God who was angered at bigotry
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Prophets of Rage discuss not being allowed entrance to a prison in order to play a show that would have ended in riots and bloodshed
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Larry Wilmore discusses the untimely, unjust end of The Nightly Show and what's next for late night's most underrated host
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Disillusioned young voters are happy to waste their votes, become more disillusioned when their no-chance-in-heck-to-win candidate doesn't win
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No need to panic or anything. Scientists always discuss ways to contain zombie outbreaks. It's highly unlikely they know something we don't
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA now says a large earthquake is 99.9% likely to hit Los Angeles within the next two years. And if any agency is qualified to know when disaster is imminent, it's NASA
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 10 things that will soon disappear forever, so enjoy them while you can with any bit of privacy you have left
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Olympic race walker not disqualified, despite sporadic runs during event
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
American swimmer will make a donation to charity to make all his problems disappear. Boy this guy's a straight shooter with Congressman written all over him
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Zoo shocked to discover that female Komodo dragon who died a month ago had hidden a nest of eggs, only realizes when two babies hatch and crawl into the exhibit
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nervous Florida GOP Congressmen have discovered that partisan obstructionism is all fun and games until somebody gets the Zika virus
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman finds out the hard way that it's illegal to happily stab a gila monster in the head with a screwdriver (warning: disturbing pic of dead lizard)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Could real lightsabers be coming soon? Disney files a patent for real ones
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mom with an autistic daughter makes a simple request on her Facebook page for help in finding a discontinued t-shirt that her daughter loves. 78 shirts later she is overwhelmed with the kindness of strangers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The total and complete Breitbartification of the Trump campaign took exactly one day as Katrina Pierson hops onto MSNBC to claim Clinton has rare brain disease
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You'd think a disease that can kill 95% of its victims would be on everyone's radar, but not in this case
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(Politico)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: "Nobody could possibly use our Hobby Lobby decision to legally justify discrimination." U.S. District Court Judge Sean Cox: "Challenge accepted"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
On this date in 1587, first child born in America to English parents. Birth certificate and the rest of the Roanoke colony disappear shortly thereafter
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders will not be filing the financial disclosure forms like every other candidate. What is he trying to hide?
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
"When you sign a contract with Disney, the things it says your film cannot have are beheadings, impalement, or smoking. They literally have those words in the contract as things you're not allowed to do"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that pouring 20,000 tons of arsenic into a lake is not good
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dog with a GoPro discovers Bigfoot
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
FiveThirtyEight finally gets away from discussing Trump's flailing poll numbers to answer an unrelated question: How big is a fart? Okay, mostly unrelated
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
When you're the leader of a hate group that routinely blames natural disasters on gay people, it can be a little awkward trying to explain why your house just got wiped out in a natural disaster
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The very first Camaro prototype is on display in a huge glass box on the side of a street in Detroit
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Debt Collector: "Your Honor, this lawsuit about illegally seizing a debt should be dismissed as we also seized the pending legal claim against us." Judge: "I'll allow it, case dismissed"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Murderer disguises himself by shaving his head and face while on the run but is eventually given away by his weird teeth. Steve Buscemi unavailable for comment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The 007 worst James Bond rip-offs in history. From pocket-sized Filipinos to Sean Connery's plasterer brother to The Swedish Bikini Team
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The biggest disaster of the Obama presidency and most people have no clue it is happening
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama issues a disaster declaration for Louisiana, then finds out they just had a major flood
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(Some Blockhead)
 
 
 
"Tykography" project aims to teach youngsters the aesthetics of typeface design by disguising them in traditional wooden letter blocks, letting your children use elegant 144-point Bauer Bodoni Italic to spell out FART
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
It's official: Your Facebook "friends" don't give a shiat about your political posts and disregard everything you share in them
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New York's hottest eatery is Dirty French, where the waiters wear vintage Air Jordans and the signature dish is the tête de pomme. It's that thing where a midget dresses up like Mr. Potatohead and you eat french fries out of his giant plastic mouth
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(Newser)
 
 
 
We expect she'll have to defend her dissertation to Tommy Lee Jones
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Recent discoveries of bodies of methane and other liquid seas on Europa, Titan, and Ganymede will likely bring about the need for space submarines. Not to mention space speedboats, space tugboats, and space catamarans
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Because thanks to the Internet, they actually understand the difference between "unsecured" and "nondischargeable in bankruptcy"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Today's embarrassment for Olympic official includes: A) Athletes getting robbed B) Discolored pools C) Raw sewage D) Falling cameras
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Mon August 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thirty Louisiana parishes to be declared flood disasters. Rest of the parishes to continue as just disasters
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The dishonest media is reporting that Paul Manafort wants them to report on made up terror attacks
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(Bleed Cubbie Blue)
 
 
 
Cubs play "Smack My biatch Up" after Aroldis Chapman leaves the mound. Oddly enough some people are not amused
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker helps run a Louisiana food bank that is responding to the third major natural disaster in six months, DIT. Please consider a donation, the flooding in LA. is on a scale with Katrina
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Week 1 of the Premier League season finishes with a London Derby as Chelsea try to start properly toward the title against West Ham. Coverage begins at 2:30 pm EDT, kickoff at 3 on USA. Come discuss sport that is not the Olympics
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Barbara Gibb, mother of all the Bee Gees, goes the way of disco
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Sun August 14, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man leaves his car with parking attendant, returns to discover it has been taken for a joyride. If only there were some movie reference to complement this story
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(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Cool Earth-sized exoplanet discovered in a "Goldilocks Zone" orbit around its sun. Holy farking shiat: the star in question is Proxima Centauri, which is a mere 4.25 light years from earth. Well, if nothing else, we may have a "spare" now
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Who is going to show up? Who is going to beat whom? Who will be relegated at the end? How well can Leicester defend their title? EPL Week 1 action kicks off the new campaign this weekend on NBCSN. Discuss
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Sat August 13, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Rare saber-tooth elephant discovered in Malaysia
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's lights out for the Main Street Electrical Parade at Disney World
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Rainbow Dash wakes up in a hospital, stumbles out into the deserted streets of Ponyville, then suddenly hears the angry howling of its residents. Did her last joke go too far? Find out in My Little Pony 28 Pranks Later 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why is Tilapia fish so trendy all of the sudden? It's disgustingly bland
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Five Guys, Shake Shack, Smashburger all discover that Americans have no taste for their $8 "better" burgers
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The worst thing about having a freeway built near your home in the Arizona desert isn't the construction and it isn't the extra traffic. It's all the displaced scorpions that move into your home
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
In latest rural craze, bored Irish teens discover the chicken game. "There is no other way to describe it than utter madness and we would appeal to young people not to engage in this activity"
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Woman sues, wins right to display vanity license plate 8THEIST
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Fri August 12, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Sports writer for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch pens a masterful example of why he shouldn't be allowed within 10 miles of a Baseball Hall of Fame ballot
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Experts meet to discuss tactics for preventing sex robots from destroying the human race
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the Men's 20 KM Walk. GO FOR THE GOLD. GREATNESS to the left, DISCUSSION to the right
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(Circa)
 
 
 
The Zika cure *agent orange* might be worse than the disease
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(Time)
 
 
 
New discovery shows humans first used tools to eat meat 250,000 years ago, still had no idea which fork to use for their salad
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Photoshop this distant wonder
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump is right about nuclear weapons" Here we see a wild dumbass, in his natural habitat: The Politico Savanna. My, just look at that flexibility as he wraps his head around such a pile of poo; his sense of disgust gone after years on Politico
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Acting aggressive and reckless when drunk could be a sign that you're a complete jerk, or it could be an indication that you are a carrier of a newly discovered aggressive drunk genetic mutation. But hey - either way, you're thin
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
If ever you're not satisfied with our support for Sheriff Joe, please feel free to boycott us. Thank you, Discount Tire Company
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Lesbian couples sue New Jersey for discriminatory law that requires them to try and have sex with men in order to get pregnant before getting approved for fertility treatments
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
It happens every time: You're entertaining a woman in your home and she asks you to make her a hot dog so you go downstairs and make her a hot dog and when you go back upstairs you discover she's gone, your keys are gone, and your car's gone
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Excited scientists announce Cassini spacecraft discovering flooded canyons on Saturn's moon Titan. It's a Nile of methane
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Brain-eating amoeba discovered starving to death
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Trump campaign state director fired, unlike the weapon he brandished at least three times against fellow campaign workers
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
New app lets you order leftover dishes that restaurants would otherwise throw away. Waste not, want not
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that crows are clever, tool-using beasties; just not as clever a tool-using beastie as they thought they were. Turns out they all use sticks as tools for extracting treats
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kennedy, former MTV veejay and current Fox News mindless one, tells celebrities to "Eat a bag of Dixie" for criticizing Donald Trump, then compares the end of discrimination to ethnic cleansing and genocide
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck doesn't want to reveal his Boston bombing sources because it'll be discovered that Glenn Beck is making it all up. Prove me wrong, Glenn
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Archaeologists announce new discoveries at Alamo dig site including main gate, west wall, rental car office
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Wed August 10, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Forget Girl Scout cookies, I'll have a Swedish Fish Oreo
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
He's called Hurricane Katrina victims "whiners" says the average woman doesn't know what the GDP is, and that the Federal government shouldn't and can't outlaw slavery. Ladies and Gentlemen meet the winner of the GOP primary in MN's 2nd District
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
"Archaeologists in Greece have made a sinister discovery on a southern mountain top dedicated to the ancient god Zeus, which might corroborate one of the darkest Greek legends"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Despite being barred from profit, travel, or wearing clothes, Ferengi women increasingly distrustful of Grand Nagus Trump
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Eddie Redmayne discusses Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and whether or not he will be as popular as Daniel Radcliffe
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo discovers there's a pattern to the hate coming from our finely coiffed, crazed Cheeto
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hipster aesthetic, meant to signify authenticity and difference, has become the mainstream, resulting in everything "hipster" looking the same as everything else "hipster" - reclaimed wood, Edison bulbs, refurbished industrial lighting, mediocrity
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Just when you thought we couldn't get any lazier as a society, somebody invented a battery that dissolves when it runs out of power
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump's supporter's lawn display in NYC set ablaze - the victim says he's the victim of a hate crime, but subby thinks it was an act of mercy
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(Patch)
 
 
 
"Sex Organ" displayed during "performance" at Kohl's. Still not as cool as a guitar
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal editor responds to Lumpy's attempted defense, wonders if Hannity is "stupid, dishonest, or both?"
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