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500 headlines found matching 'DIS'
Thu July 02, 2015
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Flag-burning group Disarm The Police make a panicked call to their new best friends, the police
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(187)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says his temper is the result of "controlled anger." Just like his girth is a result of his "disciplined appetite"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Slightly disbelieving that they actually have to say this, the TSA would like to remind everyone travelling this 3th of July Holiday, that no, you may NOT pack fireworks in your luggage, yes, even the lame ones like sparklers
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(58)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
A hot, dusty, cluster of stars discovered. Somebody tell them where the Playboy Grotto can be found
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(12)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon is where you discover something you've never heard or seen before, and then suddenly you see it all over the place. Also known as the Fark repeat
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(21)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently the pilot in the deadly TransAsia Airlines plane that crashed into a river earlier this year picked the wrong time to ask for the fish dish when picking engines to throttle
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Archeologists discover Iron Age warrior lived even after an arrow was shot into his spine. You don't fark with Iron Age warriors, and some archer figured that out 2,600 years ago
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Wed July 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After long, harrowing ordeal and nightmarish legal disputes, rare Kafka manuscripts to be given to national library
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(15)
 
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
CAN Kurt Angle hand EC3 his first loss? WILL Drago get his revenge against Hernandez? WHO would you rather date: Carmella or Emma? THIS is YOUR "Wrasslin' Wednesday" discussion thread, starting with ROH, NXT, and Lucha Underground at 8pm ET
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(232)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
"So what did you learn in biology class today students?" "Ummmm... we watched you kill two cute bunnies with a captive bolt stun gun and then dissect them"
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(105)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
This one anti-gay radio lady is pretty sure that gay rainbow White House display made God mad enough to send starving Muslims to do 9/11 to America again
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(95)
 
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists discover fundamental property of light - 150 years after Maxwell got it wrong
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(44)
 
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
You think YOUR mating habits are weird, but you're not a flatworm: "Zoologists have discovered the extraordinary lengths to which this animal is willing to go in order to reproduce - including injecting sperm directly into their own heads"
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(22)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney World flushes a plan to sell desserts shaped like animal poop
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(38)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(Clash Daily)
 
 
 
Charlie Daniels starts unhinged anti-Obama rant with "Dear Mr. President, This letter is not written in a spirit of hate, disrespect, nor is it motivated in any way by racial bias" and you can guess how it goes from there
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(249)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Pope's visit to the U.S. includes Mass at Madison Square Garden. He'll outdraw the Knicks, that's for sure
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(24)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Greece is no longer flirting with disaster they have moved in together and bought a puppy
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(93)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart on Antonin Scalia: "He's the human dissentipede"
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(74)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Wenatchee wildfire is "like watching a natural disaster within arm's reach". ... LIKE?
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(26)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
EL James just held a Twitter Q&A and it was an utter disaster
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(55)
 
(Some Righteous Guy)
 
 
 
How to turn the other cheek when someone who disagrees with spits on you. Oh.. and stay classy you two who did this to a priest at the gay marriage pride parade in NYC, you bring your cause shame
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(189)
 
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Hey, where are you all going? Get back here, we still have a few more SCOTUS decisions to hear, like whether we can have an independent commission get rid of those super wonky gerrymandered districts. (Coverage starts at 9)
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(348)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin now says the "huge disappointment to (her) family" was actually planned, so ha ha, the laugh's on you
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(226)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Simple new theory for MH370's disappearance points the finger directly at the 221kg of lithium ion batteries on board. Reaction from experts is both positive and negative
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(16)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The biggest act at this year's Glastonbury Festival was Lionel Richie: "At one point, Richie looked disbelievingly at the 100,000-strong crowd and asked repeatedly, 'What the hell is going on?'"
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(44)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham's friends discuss his snowball's chance in hell of getting the 2016 nomination. "He's like Abraham Lincoln, growing up in a mobile home, which is what we think of as a log cabin around these parts"
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(38)
 
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
After the disastrous Green Lantern movie that featured Ryan "Dane Cook" Reynolds, is DC hoping that a John Stewart movie starring Tyrese Gibson will work? And if so, who will play his mortal enemy, a Yellow Crayola Crayon?
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Sat June 27, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Catching up with the subject of one of the most disturbing pictures ever taken: A 9-year-old girl in a bikini standing in an inflatable pool, smoking a cigarette. Fine parenting was at work. Clearly
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(201)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman fires shots at repo man. Police "discovered the barrel of a Colt revolver protruding from the woman's vagina." Police quickly snatched the gun away from her
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(58)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
"I love you disabled man" "I love you disabled dog" *Best friends*
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(9)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It is going to be a hot day with some smoke, mugginess and a chance of clownshoes. This is your Indycar MAVTV 500 discussion thread on NBCSN at 4:30pm ET
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(441)
 
(NOT satire)
 
 
 
RAINBOW JIHADISTS OF SCOTUS BLOW UP TWIN TOWERS OF TRUTH AND RIGHTEOUSNESS. Wow. Just wow
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(112)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
♫ They came from far Yakyakistan / To see why friendship's in demand / And to expand their social group / But Pinkie's feeling Party Pooped / Yakety yak (Pinkie's back) ♫ 11:30 ET, Discovery Family
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(169)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NASA discovers photographic proof that "Stargate" may not have been as science-fiction as you thought. The movie, to be specific
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cats would have us believe that in our absence they sleep all day, pining for us to come home and play with them. This video tells another story, one where you need to have a frank discussion between you and Fluffy this Caturday
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(825)
 
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
What happens when a fighter pilot turned nudie film director starts making low-budget children's movies? You get 1969's disturbingly bad "The Wonderful Land of Oz"
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
DeadmauFive and Disney settle lawsuit over whether or not one can copyright a cartoon mouse head. Well, it's not like it matters; in five years, people will still buy Disney products, but they'll have forgotten all about Deadmouse
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(47)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Criss Angel rescues an escapologist before his life disappears
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Fri June 26, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney tells people where they can stick their selfie stick
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
When in a nudist camp doing the weather for your TV show, do as the nudists do.. GET NAKED (Not safe for work)
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(12)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Today's procrastinators are tomorrow's dissemblers
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The science behind why cyclists run red lights and why more are being plowed over by distracted soccer moms in vehicles named after geographic locations than ever before
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(129)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
The people who serve the food at Rikers Island prison are so fond of the inmates there they serve most dishes with blue sprinkles to keep them cheerful and happily dead
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(55)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Finally an invasive species we can all celebrate: Fireflies discovered in Southern California
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(54)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The lawsuit alleging plagiarism over Frozen? Looks like Disney has....................let it go
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(28)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
You're shopping for shoes in Macy's and you disagree with the listed price. Do you: A) Shop elsewhere, B) Ask if they will price-match or offer a discount or C) Throw a tantrum where you bite the employee as well as a police officer
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Excedrin has created a Migraine Simulator, a head-mounted display that uses the Oculus Rift development kit to give people a sense of what suffering from a migraine is really like
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(69)
 
(Leesburg Today)
 
 
 
Northern Va school district reverses its vote to name its next middle school after a VA lawmaker who was responsible for enacting the state's Jim Crow laws. Board members admit they just didn't do their homework on this guy
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(28)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ad on Swedish government's job website seeks "driven and methodical sex toy testers". There's a bit of a buzz about it
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(19)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While we're on the subject of flags, can we discuss how *every* state's flag is a complete trainwreck that should be redesigned immediately?
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(275)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Google discovers how to turn Street View pictures into actual movies
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(13)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Disney is developing a movie about Charles Darwin that in no way will offend anybody, ever
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(47)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bill Kristol demands the left stop disrespecting the brave men who heroically died in battle defending everyone's right to own slaves
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(286)
 
(XP (the webcomic)
 
 
 
For your Tuesday enjoyment, here's Disney princesses depicted as velociraptors
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(38)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: two cops discussing blowjobs. Fark: Without realizing that the helicopter's loudspeaker was on, and all of Winnipeg could hear the conversation
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(80)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
It can be exciting when a 92-year-old woman discovers that she has a 50-year-old child that she never knew about. Until the doctors tell her the bad news part of it
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(69)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Europe's first humans: what scientists do and do not know. Subby disappointed there was no mention of how they were able to get their cars to stop by using their feet as brakes
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Walmart announces it will stop carrying Confederate flag merchandise. In other news, Walmart was still selling Confederate flag merchandise
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(212)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Disney, we won't tell you how to run your business, but is food that looks like feces really the direction you want to go?
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(87)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Like everything else in the world of Playboy, Holly Madison says that life in the mansion was just an illusion (Not safe for work images on page)
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(99)
 
(Science World Report)
 
 
 
Scientists discover what wiped out the Neanderthals. Hint: it was bunnies. Sharp, pointy teeth
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(90)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hipsters proclaim clubs where everyone dances to the same pumping music supplied by deejays OVER, are now into "silent disco" where everyone grooves to one of three DJ-curated music channels received via color-coded wireless headphones
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(73)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(FIFA)
 
 
 
The round of 16 continues with Brazil v. Australia @ 1:00 ET, France v. Worst Korea @ 4:00, and Canada v. Switzerland @ 7:30. This is your Women's World Cup discussion thread
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(247)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The Independent has discovered three entire Tweets pointing out that the abbreviation for an original Latin dinosaur name sounds vaguely like an obscure xenophobic British slang word. Therefore, Jurassic World is racist
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(94)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
At 4:00 pm EDT, the real game begins. Germany faces Sweden, followed by China vs. Cameroon at 7:30. It's the first games of the Round of 16. This is your Women's World Cup Discussion Thread
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(282)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Spike, stay here and make sure nothing disturbs the Princess. Seems a bit daft, havin' to guard the Princess when he's arrogated 'imself the powers of a princess, but stay here and watch My Little Pony: Delegation is Magic (11:30ET, Discovery Family)
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(174)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Matilda the 'Alien Cat' just wants to cuddle on Caturday. She's suffering from an eye disorder that makes her look like an anime character
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(1019)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Dad does what a modern dad does, dresses up like Little Mermaid for his disabled daughter. Bonus: Wins TV station's "Totally Modern Dad" award
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(50)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Here's something that will keep you distracted: Cara Delevingne and "St. Vincent" are an item
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Greece in an attempt to stave off disaster, signs explosive gas deal with Russia. Which I assume means trading borscht and cabbage rolls for spanakopita with extra cucumber sauce
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(55)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nationally-recognized LA teacher suspended for (spins wheel) reading a passage from Huck Finn to his students. In this case, LA stands for Los Angeles and not Louisiana but the levels of ignorance are indistinguishable from one another
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(113)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(Education Week)
 
 
 
Ohio school district names one out of every five precious graduating snowflakes as valedictorian. No word regarding when the rest will sue for emotional distress
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(87)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, D.C. Farkers, but a federal investigation of the Metro has discovered significant flaws, including being "chronically understaffed and chaotic." You'll post here once you're finished choking on smoke
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(44)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
The bizarre saga of the disabled Katrina refugee who was raped and kidnapped when her mom was murdered. It turns out she wasn't disabled, wasn't a Katrina refugee, wasn't raped, and wasn't kidnapped. Oh, and she's also charged with the murder
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(54)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Maybe just maybe the US government should rethink putting a lab for the nation's deadly diseases in the middle of tornado alley. I mean what could possibly go wrong?
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(67)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, about that decisions to fire all the American workers at Disneyland and replace them with lower-paid foreigners...yeah, turns out it's not that small of a world after all
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(93)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Because moviegoers love nothing more than Angelina Jolie wearing a giant goat's hat, Disney wants to go ahead with a Maleficent sequel
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(41)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Group C kicks off at 5:00 with Japan vs. Ecuador and Switzerland vs. Cameroon. Group D(eath) starts at 8:00 with the USA against Nigeria and the Aussies vs. the Suisse. It's the Woman's World Cup; This is the discussion thread
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(370)
 
(Ocean 98)
 
Audio
 
Drew discusses the latest FARK news live on Ocean98 (Ocean City, Maryland) radio. Click on 6/16 Rude Awakening show, skip ahead to 40:40
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(0)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest monster with body dysmorphic disorder of them all?
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(40)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeb vs. Hillary proves that there are no new ideas anymore. Sanders nods his head, goes back to discussing Scandinavian socialism
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(59)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
What would you consider to be the most American foods? Subby is saying the good ol' hamburger. Discuss to your right
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(33)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The most ridiculous Euro-disco song ever: Sexy Time
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(31)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In yet another attempt to distance herself from her father's legacy, Billy Graham's daughter says terrorist attacks and natural disasters are just God's way of demonstrating his love for America
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(80)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rachel Dolezal once sued Howard University -- for discriminating against her for being white
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(221)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum tells CO State Rep. Gordon Klingenschmitt, a disgraced former Navy chaplain who believes Barack Obama is possessed by demons, that the Iranians cannot be trusted because they are "theocrats"
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(92)
 
(E3 Expo)
 
 
 
E3 kicks into high gear today with Sony and Microsoft conferences following the announcement of Fallout 4 and DOOM. Discuss it all here in your Official Fark E3 Thread
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(185)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From 1993: Richard Pryor appears on the Phil Donahue show and discusses his battle with MS
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(6)
 
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Yawn: Office computers still running on Windows XP. Interesting: Bank ATMs still running on OS/2 Warp. WTF: Michigan school district still running on an Amiga 2000
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(235)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Who lives? Who dies? Is anyone still rooting for Stannis? Will Lady Stoneheart debut? Will Sansa escape? Did anyone miss Bran? Find out in "Mother's Mercy," the Season 5 finale. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion thread (9 PM ET on HBO)
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(743)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Cena and Owens tear it down again? CAN Stupid Sexy Roman claim the Golden Briefcase? HOW will the Authority screw Ambrose out of the World Title? LIVE from COLUMBUS, THIS is YOUR Money In The Bank Discussion Thread (8 PM ET on PPV, WWE Network)
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(1774)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Terry Pratchett's daughter declares The Shepherd's Crown will be the last Discworld novel. 'I don't intend on writing more Discworld novels, or giving anyone else permission to do so. They are sacred to dad'
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(60)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
How Disney World left the middle class behind. Fantasyland, indeed
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(277)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Cheerleaders in Mexico perform Nazi themed routine complete with swastika displays and Nazi salute. Naturally, everyone involved claims ignorance
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(172)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Group E & F are up. France kicks off against Colombia @ 1:00 pm; Brazil vs. Spain or England vs. Mexico at 4:00 pm; Korea & Costa Rica at 7:00 pm. This is the Women's World Cup discussion thread
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(243)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Will Derpy speak? Can Ponyville handle a cello-techno remix? How many times will Daisy faint? Can the background ponies unite to save the day and a wedding? Find out on Episode 100 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. (11:30am, Discovery Family)
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(319)
 
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tara Schultz is shocked to discover a memoir about growing up during the Iranian revolution contains -- wait for it -- violence. This was a 200 level English lit class, so she "expected Batman and Robin." Tara Schultz, welcome to Fark
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(412)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tiger Tim ended up at a shelter and became so distraught that he wouldn't touch his food because his heartless human gave him up over new couches. Please help him find a new home by Caturday
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(1089)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's probably good that everyone is distancing themselves from dirty FIFA money. But Interpol suspending €20m of FIFA cash to fight match-fixing might be a bit short sighted
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(8)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers successfully grow breasts in petri dishes for, um ..... uh, cancer research. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(43)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Director of the No Duh Center at the Captain Obvious Institute deduces that those who dislike spicy food are the ones who are most sensitive to the burning sensation
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(22)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
After having an x-ray, 94-year-old badass war veteran discovers he was shot in his ass 60 years ago
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(56)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"He got my money, and I want my drugs," Heller told a 911 dispatcher
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(39)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
After a day of rest, it's Germany v. Norway, China v. Holland, Cote d'Ivoire v. Thailand, and Canada v. New Zealand. First match kicks off at 4:00 PM EDT. This is your Women's World Cup Discussion Thread
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(329)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Begun, the merchandising has
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(15)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Republican senator from Georgia announces that he has Parkinson's disease; will run for re-election anyway because, seriously, how's anyone gonna tell the difference?
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(68)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SC Johnson discloses the ingredients in its fragrances, including Hawaiian Breeze. Apparently the tropical aroma of the island comes from the natural occurrence of allyl caproate, benzyl salicylate and ethyl hexanoate
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(38)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Republicans want to dismantle the census bureau, because if we don't know how many people live in America, we can make anyone a representative
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(148)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
No, teacher, piercing a child's ear with a stapler is not a recommended discipline for unruly kindergarteners. Now off to the corner with you
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(36)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Caltrans discovers building SF's new Bay Bridge out of Chinese "Steel" was about as advisable as using "Sonya-sonic" batteries in a life support system
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(165)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ten women arrested in strip club sex sting after undercover cops discovered the prostitution offers first hand
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(114)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Emboldened by disastrous NFL year in law and order, HBO confirms their new football series starring The Rock uses team names and logos without express written consent of the NFL. "There is no legal requirement to obtain their consent"
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(38)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Here it is, John Oliver's "The Mittens Of Disapproval Are On"
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(30)
 
(Spear's Magazine)
 
 
 
In the Caribbean paradise of St Barths, the ultra-rich play Monopoly with real hotels
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(8)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists in the Egyptian desert discover prehistoric turducken in the form of a whale whale shark
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(6)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are the world's weirdest vending machines dispensing everything from gold bullion to ... live crab?
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(68)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Millions" of people want jobs with flex hours, discover what they want and what they get don't come on the same train
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(31)
 
(Libsyn)
 
Audio
 
And now, an in-depth discussion of America's Wang, and the weirdos who decide to live there
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(16)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New car tech will disable your car for 24 hours if you've had a drink
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(51)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Day 4: 100 years war is renewed, Conquistadors invade the Mayans, the Aztecs invade Colombia, and Brazil vs. Worst Korea. Games kick off at 1:00 PM ET. This is your Women's World Cup discussion thread
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(379)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After his case dismissal and release 2 years ago, teen who spent 3 hellish years of beatings and isolation on Riker's without being charged of a crime has made his final escape through the only means possible
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(351)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Two guys who disappeared after attending Rocklahoma found at Fish gig
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Toronto to host massive orgy for disabled people: 'A wheelchair can become just a big sex toy'
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(87)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will Jon Snow's return to The Wall be a positive learning experience? Will Arya and Meryn cross swords? Will the Tyrion and Daenerys plot drag on? Find out in The Dance of Dragons, 9PM ET on HBO. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(667)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Haunting chalkboard drawings, frozen in time for 100 years, discovered in Oklahoma school
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(162)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Will Hamilton bounce back after his crew denied him a Monaco win? Can Rosberg make it 3 in a row and take the championship lead? Does Kimi Raikkonen have enough to win? This is your Formula 1 Canadian Grand Prix discussion thread. 2 PM ET on NBC
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(245)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Let's see if we get another game that ends from an elbow in extra time. Day 2 has Norway vs. Thailand followed by Germany vs. The Ivory Coast. Matches start at 1:00 pm and 4:00 pm EDT, respectively. This is your Women's World Cup Discussion Thread
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(249)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Online dating. New hotness: Calling 911, bragging about your huge muscles, and asking the dispatcher on a date. Repeatedly
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(23)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT discovers Marco Rubio has had -- better sit down for this -- four traffic tickets in the last 17 years. You just don't see fearless, hard-hitting investigative journalism like this very often anymore
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(160)
 
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
The Columbia, Missouri Police Department says they can no longer dispose of prescription drugs. No word yet if it's because they already have enough
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(48)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Come watch as two weeks of media masturbation over American Pharoah possibly becoming a Triple Crown winner ends disappointingly in under two minutes at the 2015 running of the Belmont Stakes. Coverage begins at 4:30 EDT on NBC
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(434)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Pedo sting nets workers from Disney, Sea World, Universal, and a youth counselor who showed up to the sting thinking he was about to have sex with a 12-year-old. He arrived in a vehicle with a specialty licence plate reading: "Invest in Children"
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(97)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
People still can't decide whether to put one space after a period or two. Even teachers disagree, although the correct answer is quite obviously one
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(237)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Move over tectonic plates, the REAL cause of earthquakes has finally been discovered: women wearing jeans
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(43)
 
(FIA Formula E)
 
 
 
The electric cars take to Red Square and the Kremlin. It is a three driver race for the championship in the Formula E inaugural season. This is the Formula E Moscow ePrix discussion thread at 10am EDT on Fox Sports 1
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(21)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh's transit authority uses slogans on buses like "Rockin' Rollin'," ''Movin' Groovin'," "Movin' Shakin'," and "Ziggin Zaggin," but discovers one of them appears questionable when viewed in a mirror. OOPS
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(85)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Drug dealers of yesteryear had better street etiquette than the yuppie dog owners who displaced them
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(35)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Dispatch, this is Sierra Four Five. Officer down, repeat, officer doooooooooooooooooooooown
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(31)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel declares 2015 Shark Week begins July 5 plus August weekend, with 19 primetime hours of exciting programming like Alien Sharks: Close Encounter, Shark Trek, Return of the Shark Serial Killer, Ninja Sharks, and Bride of Jaws
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(38)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
City Councilwoman disbands entire city police force after she's arrested with a gun with the serial numbers filed off
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(100)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
A dispute over Beer Pong rules turns fatal in South Texas
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(59)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Star Wars fanboys two years ago to Disney: thank you for taking it away from Lucas; he's raped our childhoods. Fanboys when they see this comic: WTF, Disney?
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(203)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Paleontologist submits paper announcing discovery of new dinosaur, proposes to girlfriend in the acknowledgements. Awwwsaratops
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(18)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two friends missing since 5/22 after attending Rocklahoma music fest, authorities and families searching for clues in disappearance
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(11)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
T-Mobile in talks to merge with Dish Network, meaning your calls will get dropped when it rains and your TV will be impossible to hear in a building
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(56)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A look at how Walmart became the modern day town square, complete with income disparity, cheap products, and horrible vests
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(11)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Contrary to what Disney always told us, science finds goofy orbits around Pluto
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(22)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
She may be annoying as hell but right now the scoreboard reads Pamela Geller 3, crazypants jihadists 0
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(166)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee is downplaying disparaging comments he made about transgender people, claiming voters are more concerned about the economy so vote Republican
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(127)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Today, the Columbus Dispatch ceased to be the last major family-owned newspaper in the United States
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(26)
 
(411Mania)
 
 
 
Your FIRST EVER "Wrasslin' Wednesday" discussion thread kicks off tonight at 8 ET/7 CT with back-to-back Ring of Honor and Impact Wrestling on Destination America, followed by NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground on El Rey. Chairshot
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(407)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Disney to IT workers: You're being laid off, but could you please stay on for a couple months to train your H-1B temporary visa replacements?
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(275)
 
(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Bobby Flay learns that revenge is a dish best served cold
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(52)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Disappointed the hoverboard is still unavailable? Content yourself with a working model "tricycle hovercraft" that looks suspiciously like a Speeder Bike
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(29)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here, we see a newly discovered marsupial, known for suicidal, 14-hour-long sex sessions. And across the ridge, we find a standard Farker, who is winded after 3 minutes of sex
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(82)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Scott hosts Republican presidential hopefuls at Walt Disney World, confusing election watchers who can't tell Sleepy from Dopey and think they're all Goofy
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(151)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Police: Performing a sex act with a McChicken sandwich is gross and disturbing, but not necessarily illegal
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(118)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Meditating 'energy healer' discovers that everything in the cosmos is interconnected, especially the lake and her Hyundai since she didn't set the parking brake while meditating
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(32)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver says he would do the unthinkable and the disgusting if World Cup sponsors booted FIFA president Sepp Blatter. That's right, Oliver would willingly drink Bud Light Lime
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(63)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
This nudist colony ad is like a lost sketch from "Mr. Show." Not safe for work and NSFE (Not Safe For Eyes)
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(32)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Robo-teacher is coming but don't expect to be inspired." Well, we never really hoped for much out of the ones we got and we we were never disappointed, so we're ready for robo-mediocrity, sure, what the hell?
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(21)
 
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
University astronomy student discovers huge tubes of plasma in upper atmosphere. Big enough deal that the article finds way to mention 'huge tubes of plasma" in every paragraph. Huge Tubes Of Plasma
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(31)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Terminal cancers are being cured as new drugs turn patients' own bodies against disease"
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(8)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
"There's no way that we have been able to come up with to prevent idiots from riding around in cars with high-powered weapons shooting indiscriminately into homes and not caring where the bullets go"
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(57)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that just like you, HIV has a weakness: its sweet tooth
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(6)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Jon Snow get his hands bloodied? Will Jorah earn back Daenerys's trust? And where the hell is Arya? Will there be Sand Snakes? Find out at 9PM ET in "Hardhome." Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(525)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
If you're hot today in Midtown Manhattan, there's free air conditioning on the street at 38th and Madison courtesy of the crane that dropped it from 30 stories up
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(26)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Being that Shiba Inus are really humans in disguise, they certainly know how to chill out and have a good time like us
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(23)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Ambrose and Rollins steal the show? HOW does Cena survive Kevin Owens? WILL Sheamus get his stupid mohawk stuck in the cage bars? From Corpus Christi, THIS is YOUR WWE Elimination Chamber Discussion Thread (8pm ET on WWE Network)
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(1366)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Get arrested while drunk, physically attacked and have pepper spray discharged into your face? That's a $175,000 settlement
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(64)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police dismantle elderly cocaine trafficking ring after executing successful sting operation known as Operation Grumpy Old Men
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(18)
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
President Obama declares Texas a disaster
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(110)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Disgraced foreign correspondent admits he made up most of his biggest stories, complains he's the victim of a "media lynching" because people are checking his facts and stuff
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(23)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Researchers at biscuit baker Thomas J Fudge discover which ten biscuits are best for closing deals at business meetings. Not surprisingly, pink wafers are "far too outrageous" for Brits to take seriously
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(12)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
That Arkansas state rep who gave his adopted daughters to a child molester is about to face justice. Just kidding - he's still in the legislature and even gave a speech at a local school district this week
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(125)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will track improvements and potential rain cause clownshoes to occur early and often? Will jet dryers be safe from a hot Montoya? This is your Indycar Duel in Detroit race 1 discussion thread at 3:30pm EDT on ABC
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(248)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"This is why you should never let yourself be distracted by your phone when you're in snake country"
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(27)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
22 Greatest Disaster Movies of All Time, not including From Justin to Kelly
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(35)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Even if you are a self-proclaimed expert on the happiest place on Earth, here are eight secret things you didn't know about Disneyland
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(58)
 
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Man rams his SUV into his mom's house and nearly killed her over a financial dispute. Like that is going to help him become her favorite son
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(8)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Feds reveal what it was like to be a 'Realfella' for the infamous 1978 Lufthansa cargo hanger robbery after disclosure of their most detailed evidence to date
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(67)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Dispute over last remaning BBQ rib leaves one woman with a piercing stare
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(51)
 
(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Eddie Van Halen recalls the day that he discovered guitar amp capacitors hold voltage: "I'm poking around, and all of a sudden I touch this huge blue thing. My God - it was like being punched in the chest by Mike Tyson"
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(110)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Disney Fun... damentals of supply and demand
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(36)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The terrorists have won; no Muhammad drawings will be displayed on Washington buses or subways
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(464)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Not news: Deputies respond to domestic dispute. Fark: Gator vs. Horse
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(13)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando School District will now monitor all staff and students' social media accounts. Orwell's "1984" noticeably absent from summer book lists
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(84)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
An assault rifle used in seven unsolved Northern Ireland murders has been discovered on public display at London's Imperial War Museum
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(46)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
When the anthropologists of the distant future study our society, this sixth-grader's written apology to an emergency dispatcher for calling 911 and shouting 'DEEZ NUTS' will be among the most valued primary documents
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(53)
 
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Origami robot folds itself up, does cool stuff, dissolves into nothing
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(10)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Antelopes in Kazakhstan no longer roaming, almost half of endangered species dead. Scientific theories include a lung disease or poisoning by rocket fuel from Russian launches at Kazakhstan's Baikonur spaceport. Either way they're not roaming
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(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover black hole playing a cosmic game of pool. Dave Lister approves
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think $39K is too much for a 3-yo's birthday party? Wait 'til Disney comes after them for the unlicensed Minnie and Mickey
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(71)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
ISIS offers its fighters $1,500 bonus if they get married. Apparently they want their soldiers to settle down, start a family, hear the tiny footsteps of little jihadists running around the house
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(66)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"I believe that, like me, the people behind these robberies are extreme athletes, using their skills to disrupt the international financial markets, and they don't care who gets killed in the process"
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Vanya, the word you have to spell is 'troll.'" "Could you use it in a sentence?" "The troll enjoys expressing his displeasure on the internet about how Indian kids keep winning the National Spelling Bee." "Troll. T-R-O-L-L"
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(50)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Guy records video of school buses constantly blowing through stop sign and exiting school grounds right onto busy street. Local news picks up story and confronts school district. Sign mysteriously disappears and is later replaced with yield sign
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(71)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tracy Morgan settles with Walmart for an undisclosed sum. In other news, the one near my house changed its sign to "Tra-Mart" this morning
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(51)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Steve Wozniak will be the next wax statue at Madame Tussauds, indistinguishable from the real thing
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(14)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pro surfer gets disqualified for helping paralyzed man ride wave. Duuuuude
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(14)
 
(Science Blogs)
 
 
 
The LHC could finally disprove string theory so we never have to talk about it again
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(60)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A wasp that can steal your soul among numerous species recently discovered that have earned a solid Nope
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(25)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Chameleons once thought to be a single species turn out to be 11 different species. Let's tip our hats to the masters of disguise
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(8)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rogers' little brother does a discount double check of his chances to make the BC Lions (CFL) roster and decides to retire
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(13)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Marine court-martialed for defending God... and disobeying a series of lawful orders
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(294)
 
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Scary: Evil scientists playing god develop Frankenmosquitos. Cool: which have drastically reduced birthrates, limiting mosquito carried diseases such as malaria and yellow fever
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(40)
 
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
ThinkGeek to be bought by HotTopic. Disaffected youths to be joined by disaffected geeks to form a Voltron of "meh"
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(66)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ken Ham has indisputable evidence that dinosaurs roamed with Adam and Eve
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(316)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Amount of time Americans will pretend to care about major overseas disasters before losing interest falls to all-time low of one month
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(57)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Sansa belt from Ramsay? Will Jon Snow and the Wildlings prepare for Winter? Will Brienne finally take action? Why no Arya tonight? Find out in The Gift, 9 PM ET on HBO. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(338)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Craft beer drinkers are finally discovering this thing called "Lager"
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(145)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Caught fooling around? Science has a new defense: infidelity lurks in your genes. Warning: big scientific words, though the plus side is that if you learn a few you'll sound more convincing as your mate brandishes the cast iron pan
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(53)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Cluster bombs have a bad rep. Yet cluster bombs have evolved from the dumbest of dumb bombs into a more targeted and discriminating weapon. One of these new cluster munitions is incredibly complicated, heinously smart and ridiculously effective"
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(55)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Bacon arrested after dispute over sausage
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(16)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Among the new animal species discovered in 2015 is a frog that gives birth to live tadpoles, a pufferfish that makes elaborate designs in the seafloor sand to attract mates, and a spider that does cartwheels when threatened
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(22)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
A great day of motorsports starts here. Will Rosberg go back to back or can Hamilton win from the pole? Has Maldonado learned how to drive or will he return to form? This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Monaco discussion thread at 8am EDT on NBC
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(377)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Gilda gets the brush-off, Gustav le Grand goes for the gusto, and the MMMM champion reigns undisputed for this week's episode "Lost Treasure of Griffonstone" on My Little Pony: FiM (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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(210)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Madison Bumgarner hits a homer off Clayton Kershaw. Pitcher's duel, indeed
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(25)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover cooperative gaming makes you more social, more likely to teabag a stranger
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The FEC has decided to not implement any new regulations concerning political activity on the internet. The vibrant, heady discourse of the learned Politics tab may now continue UNABRIDGED
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Picasso first post painting sold for $180 million to billionaire who can never display it
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(30)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Who nearly stop a concert because someone in the arena was *GASP* smoking marijuana. In other news, the site of Keith Moon's grave was disturbed, as though someone was spinning beneath the ground at a high rate of speed
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(57)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Having a property dispute with your neighbor? Stealing half his driveway will sure show him
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(80)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists discover brightest galaxy in the universe - and no surprise, it's not ours
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(7)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Driver jailed for disguising his car as ambulance while caring for sick wife
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(18)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
Disney's recycled animation loops revealed in video
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(57)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Coco Crisp goes back on the disabled list after his neck goes snap, crackle, pop
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(14)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federal Judge overseeing civil rights lawsuits against the Maricopa Sheriff's Dept is REALLY not amused to find out that Sheriff Joe Arapaio carried out a secret investigation, that included tracking his phone calls, in an effort to discredit him
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(161)
 
(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
Sweet 16 party gets plane disgusting
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(76)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New discovery reveals that 'Alien' was around during the Pompeii volcano blast 1,900 years ago
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(46)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
A guideline on the proper way to display the American Flag this Memorial Day weekend. It turns out you don't really have to burn yours if it accidentally touches the ground for a moment
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(101)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A drunk Walt Disney World guest crashed through a golf cart window and then jumped into a lake after hearing "It's a Small World" for the 5,000th time in 48 hours
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(64)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mountain gorillas more genetically diverse than Kentuckians, share disgust for Duke
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(11)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Urban Outfitters earnings fall 13% as teens finally realize that distressed jeans can be made at home with scissors and bleach
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google has just discovered that Chrome is a memory leak
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(73)
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
"From this point forth there will no longer be recaps, photo galleries, trailers, or otherwise promotional items about Game of Thrones on The Mary Sue. The newsworthiness of other items will be discussed by the editorial team on a case by case basis"
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Mon May 18, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Now with a dose of TotalFark Discussion
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(190)
 
(News Leader)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're CPS and you discover 200 messages asking for help? Delete them and go on with your day, of course
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(47)
 
(National Monitor)
 
 
 
You'd think that scientists studying the ear bones of Chinook salmon wouldn't discover anything interesting. You'd think
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(13)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Discarded cigarette butts offer energy storage solution"
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(12)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will the Sand Snakes start their quest for vengeance? Will Arya's training begin in earnest? Will Jorah survive? Find out in "Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken." It's your Game of Thrones discussion thread. Bloodshed begins at 9PM ET on HBO
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(356)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Einstein's letter disavowing atheism can be yours for a relatively cheap $15 grand
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(76)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
With the Sprint cup celebrating the all star weekend in Charlotte, the Xfinity series gets the big stage on Sunday assuming rain doesn't stop the festivities. This is your Iowa 3M 250 discussion thread on Fox Sports 1 at 2pm EDT
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(229)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Something bad is coming down, have you heard the news? Make New Friends but Keep Discord, nothing can stop the Smooze on My Little Pony: FiM (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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(220)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Judith Miller and James O'Keefe discuss ethics in journalism. That's the joke
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(90)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A strong grip can predict heart disease, improve sex life
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(26)
 
(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Map shows "most distinctive" causes of death in each state, so congratulations on your syphilis, Louisiana, and you, too, on your "legal intervention," Nevada
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(129)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Young man with a few thousand dollars at his disposal goes to auction to buy the squad car of his father who was killed in the line of duty. Bidding gets out of hand and when the gavel finally falls it was sold for almost $63K... and a box of tissues
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(70)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The Kanye West RPG has been hiding a disturbing secret: The fact that there is a Kanye West RPG
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(23)
 
(Crawley News)
 
 
 
This is probably the greatest and most disgusting prank ever done to a man on his stag do
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(54)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Chinese police discover 51 people in van built for 6. Article includes sped up video but Yakety Sax sadly missing
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(33)
 
(Your News Wire)
 
 
 
Planetary alignment suggests that a massive earthquake will hit California on May 28. The fact that the earthquake disaster movie San Andreas opens May 29 is purely a coincidence
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(88)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists discover first warm-blooded fish. "Nature has a way of surprising us with clever strategies where you least expect them"
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(40)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 22 kids that got detention for doing hilarious things. Discuss your funny detention stories about yourself or another person to the right, please
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(156)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fox News developing new show that distorts the news to comedic extremes, also known as "Fox News"
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(77)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama names names of Democrats disloyal to the notion of free trade and unicorn farts for all
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fittingly enough, an AR town known for its 66-ft statue of Jesus -and being a gay-friendly vacation spot, becomes ground zero in the fight for gay rights as it defies a recently passed AR law by passing an ordinance banning LGBT discrimination
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(56)
 
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Arms control advocates try to stop the future develpoment of "Hunter-Killers. Patrol machines built in automated factories. Most of us were rounded up, put in camps for orderly disposal"
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(54)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"A parrot named Rula is at the heart of a dispute in Tracy, Calif., where a resident claims her neighbor's bird frequently squawks the Spanish word for prostitute"
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(7)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Researchers have shown that changing just a single letter of the DNA of human red blood cells increases their production of hemoglobin - a world-first advance that could lead to a cure for sickle cell anaemia and other blood disorders"
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(29)
 
(PR Web)
 
 
 
Disaster response team in Nepal helps free trapped body thetans
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(22)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man walks away from pre-release center, is charged with premature discharge
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(14)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Aaron Rogers drops the F-bomb after missing Daily Double question on Jeopardy. Bonus: Alex Trebek does the discount double check
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(39)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Forget about Jade Helm. It's just a distraction from Obama's secret plan to make all the Jews flee the country
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(67)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Customers have complained for years about Avengers merchandise that ignored Black Widow. So Marvel's new toys based on her scene in Age of Ultron feature...Iron Man and Captain America riding Natasha's motorcycle
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(128)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Flight MH370 searchers discover wreckage on ocean floor...of a previously undiscovered shipwreck. CNN headquarters placed on medical alert after initial euphoria replaced with crushing depression
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(21)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After NFL suspension announcement, online sales of Tom Brady merchandise fall 100%. Wait, check that - sales rise 100%
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(100)
 
(The Chive)
 
 
 
20 video games that have disgraced the industry. Well, 19 games that have disgraced the industry PLUS CUSTER'S REVENGE
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(99)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Chernobyl? Exxon Valdez? Posting on the Fark Politics tab? All disasters that could have easily been avoided with a decent night's sleep
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(28)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is Sir Topham Hatt a robber baron, or a paternalistic CEO? Are Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends part of a union? And Sodor really a libertarian paradise? Show your work to the right
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods cheated on ex-girlfriend Lindsey Vonn and that's the real reason they split. A friend says he doesn't even see Tiger's indiscretion as cheating. 'It's just a stress reliever, like a high-ball or two after a bad day'
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(81)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New report details how many Russian soldiers have been dying in Ukraine. Report authors soon to discover they should have included themselves in the total
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(24)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
ISS astronaut discusses how they collect their feces up there and then drop flaming bags of it on helpless Earthlings
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(19)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: Fine, if you want to call me a politician then you're a disingenuous asshole who's claiming to help America by throwing the last of the middle class to the wolves
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(158)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have what I thought was a perfect marriage. I went to use his computer and discovered he chats online to strangers about our sex lives. Is this a big issue for our marriage or am I overreacting?" WELCOME TO FARK
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(181)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
This is why fans are discouraged from jumping on their bicycles and joining races like the Giro d'Italia (Not safe for work language)
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(23)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Today's fake internet game children are allegedly playing: The Game of 72, which dares teens to disappear from and have absolutely no contact with their parents for 72 hours
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(84)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Popular Military)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Swedish group uses gay naked sailor to repel Russian navy
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(19)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Dish Network earnings up as they drop subscribers. You're doing it...wrong?
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(13)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Collecting data in Wyoming about an environmental disaster? That's an arresting
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(52)
 
(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Hipster-shaming in Portland: "Yes, I saw you throw your trash on the ground. I'm sure you thought some plebeian would pick it up. I was disgusted by your laziness and entitlement. BTW the trashy Stevie Nicks wannabe outfit is pretty tired"
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(60)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Want a huge booze discount? Become a foreign diplomat to Canada
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(24)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will Sansa marry Ramsay? How will Daenerys deal with last week's tragic loss? Does Jon Snow finally learn? Find out in "Kill the Boy." It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread. The swordplay begins at 9PM ET on HBO
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(342)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Onion article claims WHO is renaming diseases to avoid hurt feelings. Correction: Not the Onion, they're actually doing it
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(69)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Rosberg grabs the pole, but can score his first victory of the season? Will Maldonado return to form and provide some excitement to a usually forgettable race? This is your Formula 1 Spanish Grand Prix discussion thread at 8am EDT on NBCSN
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(171)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Ashley Olsen ticked off after lyme disease diagnosis
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(77)
 
(Empire State Tribune)
 
 
 
Romero Institute releases study that finds women's doctored dating profile pictures land more first dates but make men think they're dishonest
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(116)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Technology in workplace is distracting workers even more, keeping them from getting work d
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(15)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"I'm not saying my son isn't difficult; no kid with autism is," Dixon said. "But people who work at these schools, if they're going to be in a classroom with kids with disabilities, they should be trained how to handle them properly"
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(191)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Swiss develop a disturbingly fantastic warning ad about cell phone use.... It's always the quiet countries that do this stuff, you never suspect them
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(24)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It's time to start the festivities at Indy in May with a little road course action. Forecast calls for a chance of rain so hopefully the clownshoes are waterproof. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Indianapolis discussion thread at 3:30pm EDT on ABC
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(176)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Master criminal attempts to steal $15,000 of merchandise from bicycle store. He would have gotten away with it too, if not for the jiu-jitsu class going on next door
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"If you can spell 'BLATANT RACIAL DISCRIMINATION', I'll give you a cookie"
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(147)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"There's a serious disadvantage to being represented in court by a disbarred forger with no legal knowledge"
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(25)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Anthropologist discovers Hillary Clinton also has a time machine, has been sowing the seeds of socialism for smillennia
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(20)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New species of marine worm discovered on Antarctica's Deception Island. No, this is not a synopsis of a new "Venture Brothers"
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(12)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
John Landis, John Carpenter, And David Cronenberg Discuss Horror Movies On A 1980s Public Access Show
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(17)
 
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
George Carlin: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that." Scientists: "We may have discovered what causes that"
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(106)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed against pediatric dentist says his practice is "a front for a "sadistic and systematic scheme of physical and psychological torture and abuse" of children." Legal experts say he could be plant food by the end of trial
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(125)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
After a flood of bad publicity, Comcast is taking the only logical step: Forcing its customers to sign non-disclosure agreements
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(103)
 
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Archaeologists stumble upon lost Þykkvabær cloister dating from Middle Ages. "I think we've just hit the jackpot, because I think we've discovered the remains of Þykkvabæjarklaustur" which would be a great Sigur Ros song title
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(29)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The man who occupies the Congressional seat originally held by James Madison believes that ISIS has already invaded Texas
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(136)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Liberal, activist judge dismisses case against all homosexuals
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(129)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Kelly Clarkson cancels performances after losing her voice. Disappointed fans say Taylor Swift has no voice and it's not stopping her tour
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(79)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
After being on the disabled list since Opening Day, J.J. Hardy finally returns to the O.O. Orioles
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(4)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Revenue dispute forces Sony to pull music by several artists who need the exposure so people know who the hell they are from SoundCloud
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(18)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Federal Judge cites 'Friends' in her decision. Legal scholars say she has a history of this dating back to law school, with her frequent citing of 'Manimal' and 'Supertrain' in dissertations
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pope Francis announces the formation of a new fast-response Whore Forgiveness Squad of priests who will dispatch around the globe to forgive women for having abortions
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(106)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
By using the age guessing program, you have granted Microsoft license rights without limitation to copy, distribute, transmit, publicly display, reproduce, edit and reformat your photo, forever. But at least you know how old you look
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(88)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Scientists are using smartphones to target diseases in hard-to-reach areas. But honestly, they can't be that hard to reach if you can fit an iPhone in there
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(9)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Remember that time when we dragged every schoolkid in America in front of a TV to watch NASA disastrously try to send a teacher into space? We almost blew up Big Bird, too
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(126)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says 63% of Americans feel that wealth is distributed unfairly. The other 37% couldn't leave their position of indentured servitude long enough to answer the question
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(81)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jason Alexander takes the blame for discovering Taylor Swift, promises to never do anything like this again
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(79)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Discovering a cache of newspaper articles written by 29-year-old Mark Twain while he was drinking heavily and contemplating suicide is "like opening a box of candy." Bonus: link to full text of said articles
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(24)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Still washing dishes before putting them in a dishwasher? You're doing it wrong. Here's the science, complete with graph
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(140)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Newly-discovered 39-inch-long no-parking zone believed to be world's smallest (pics)
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS claims responsibility for the Texas shootings that occurred at the Mohammed Cartoon Contest; also take responsibility for Kurt Cobain's death, Amelia Earhart's disappearance, and Hurricane Andrew
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(161)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Serious disagreements in Atlanta could cause a meeting of Nobel Peace Laureates to relocate elsewhere. If only there was somebody from Georgia with experience in peace negotiation
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thomas Edison's 1890 talking dolls are talking again and IT SPEAKS FROM BEYOND KILL IT WITH FIRE
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(81)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Note to Jihadists: In America, we shoot back. We also freak out like pissing little girls about non-existent threats like Sharia law and cry like infants about non-existent Christian persecution, but WE SHOOT BACK, DAMMIT
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(201)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Just because you don't like your boyfriend's ex, don't go to the funeral parlor when she dies and cut her hair, smear makeup on her face and try to dissect her corpse... especially right in front of her family. w/creepy mugshot
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(95)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, Everclear is nice, but at 190 proof it's not pure alcohol. Want to distill even stronger stuff? Well, you can't. Here's why
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now, you may wish to sit down for this shocking news, but a former deputy director of the CIA says GOP Congressmen investigating the Benghazi consulate attack deliberately distorted and misrepresented what the CIA told them about the incident
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(181)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
After 45 years of one-party rule in Baltimore, we have discovered who's to blame for the city's sorry state - Spiro Agnew, of course
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(163)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
People are stunned to discover that unused gift cards to stores that no longer exist suddenly have no value. "This Radio Shack thing really hit me"
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(126)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
This man has a rare form of synaesthesia. A disorder that causes him to taste words. His unique story to the left, you spewing up the most vile glossary to the right. Mmm purple
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(41)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will Daenerys clip the wings of the Sons of the Harpy? Will Jaime and Bronn get Myrcella out of Dorne safely, or will the Sand Snakes strike and have their revenge? Find out at 9PM ET on HBO. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(325)
 
(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
District Attorney refers to criminal suspect as a "murderer" in campaign ads before a jury selection. Surprisingly, the suspect's defense attorney has a problem with that
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(53)
 
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Some Indian prankster realizes prestigious university uses facial recognition software that can't distinguish between human and animal faces. Tricks the system into admitting a cow
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(30)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Buzy sportsday Hockey Farkers.. But not for you. Only one today AND IT'S EARLY as the Rangers hope for "Controller Disconnected" Ovie to show up @12:30ET. Even with some bonus hockey there's lots of time for ponies & old man fights after
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(562)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Applejack wins the rodeo, the Cutie Mark Crusaders find Troubleshoes, and Braeburn strikes a pose for "Appleoosa's Most Wanted" on My Little Pony:FiM (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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(218)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Proving they're the the best in hard-hitting investigative journalism The Daily Caller goes through "The Daily Show" archives and discovers Jon Stewart used Baltimore in jokes, thus proving Jon Stewart cannot be trusted
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(85)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man who started one of the largest wildfires in California history that burned 400 square miles and 11 homes has federal charges dismissed because two key witnesses died before trial
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(32)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Morrissey forces Madison Square Garden to go vegan. Fans urged to BYOM
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(39)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(KIRO TV)
 
Video
 
And it's time once again for the annual Seattle May Day riots. Well, more like May Day mild disagreements. Is Seattle actually part of Canada? (live video feed)
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(8)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
That's the most disgusting school lunch story ev... is that 'genuine frontier gibberish'?
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(37)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Since leaving office, former Rep Aaron "Haters gonna hate" Schock has pulled a disappearing act, and is doing such a good job at it that even a process server and lawyer can't find him
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(49)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Weight Watchers founder discovers new way to lose weight
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(14)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russia to investigate Apple for distributing gay propaganda via *shakes magic 8 ball* that free U2 album
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(27)
 
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
In 1979, an amateur filmmaker created a three-minute short for Disney with big special effects and a small budget. This is the story of "The Wizard of Speed and Time"
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(30)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar: Christians who aren't allowed to discriminate against gays are victims of discrimination
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(328)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Chief Justice John Roberts: "Sue loves Joe and Tom also loves Joe, but Sue can marry Joe, while Tom can't. Why isn't that a straightforward case of sexual discrimination?" *mic drop*
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(446)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Creflo Dollar dismisses critics of his jet fundraiser as "doing the devil's work," yet quietly cancels the fundraiser- just to confound the Dark One
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Tue April 28, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
"Disgusting, unhealthy, demeaning...and just plain wrong"
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(10)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Polygamy leads to heart disease. Then turtle farking
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(30)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman forced to copyright her own breasts to fight revenge porn. "I thought, well no, this must be wrong ... they're forcing me to disclose them further when that's what I was trying to prevent"
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(162)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
College professor flunks entire class for lack of competence, cheating, lacking ability and for being disrespectful little shiats. One student took offense and rebutted with a thoughtful, "Nah bruh this guy is a straight clown"
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(160)
 
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
We're one step closer to Star Trek: NASA announces discovery of warp drive technology
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(84)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not news: CEO Chris Ruddy, who has given over $1M to the Clinton foundation, defends the charity and the Clintons' ethics, dismissing the new book "Clinton's Cash" as a paid conservative hit piece. What the Fark?: He is the CEO of Newsmax
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(45)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Experts dispute that Vladimir Putin partied in Alaska in the 1980s, as photos show a man wearing a shirt with no saddled wildlife nearby
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(32)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
German theaters boycotting The Avengers: Age of Spader because of Disney's outrageous rental fees for the film
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(67)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Breakthrough technique allows geneticists to "edit" mitochondrial DNA, allowing them to fix neurodegenerative disorders. Could one day cure neurogenic muscle weakness, ataxia, and the dreaded scourge of the Boston Accent
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(23)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree ordered to pay $2.72 million for illegal hazardous waste disposal. Otherwise known as their canned food section
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(19)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Prolonged drought drops water level at Lake Mead to record low. Casino gambling deadbeats now being driven to Lake Tahoe for disposal
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(26)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will Tyrion and Varys have a smooth journey? Will Margaery's wedding be less red than Joffrey's? Will Littlefinger be creepy? Will we have to endure Daenerys this week? Find out at 9PM ET on HBO. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(252)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Lemmy hospitalized in Brazil due to gastric distress and dehydration. Motorhead forced to cancel Monsters of Rock appearance hours before show. On the bright side, Judas Priest will add 30 minutes to their set
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bianca Jagger comes clean, dismounts
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(36)
 
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
While you can't run to catch a bus without being wiped out for the next three days, this dude ran the London Marathon in a Tardis costume
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(5)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're feeling bad about life, these videos of humans rescuing animals in distress will make you feel good about life
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(9)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Wheeler explains he was only wearing a dingo disguise to trick the broadband industry
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(22)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Orioles place three infielders on the disabled list, leave urgent phone messages for Brooks Robinson, Cal Ripken
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(5)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
At the world's highest disaster area, Everest Base Camp is digging out after earthquake-triggered avalanche. Second-highest disaster area, Denver, grabs more Cheetos while watching the news
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(120)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
They may feel like the same thing, but the H-word isn't "hiatus," it's "hibernate," and that means it's time for Rainbow Dash to say "Tanks for the Memories" on My Little Pony:FiM (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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(182)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA Commissioner to discuss banning Hack-a-Shaq strategies from basketball games. This is not a repeat of 2000
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(49)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're nervous right before making a corporate presentation in the boardroom in front of the top CEOs, take a deep breath, get a quick forest bath, and grab something for distraction
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(35)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The cake is a lie. And not just because it contains antifreeze and hormone disrupter
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(26)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
USDA says it's okay to eat food 18 months after its expiration date. The only difficulty is getting the spoon inside the carton to dish out last year's milk
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(36)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Vacationing Swedish cops show NYPD officers how to subdue suspects without hurting them
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(102)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
True, erupting volcanoes disrupt scores of people, snarl air traffic, and grind tourism to a halt. But damn do they make for good Instagram pictures
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