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500 headlines found matching 'DIS'
Sun August 02, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
DA throws the book at a man who explicitly threatened to kill his neighbours once he got out of jail. Just kidding. They dismissed his case because police were too busy working other cases
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(51)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston bridge repair project delayed two years after workers discover bridge is full of mysterious objects known to the ancients as "rivets"
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(166)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Scott Dixon bested a track record that had stood for 16 years to capture the pole. Point leader Montoya starts in 10th with clownshoes in waiting a few rows behind him. This is your Honda Indy 200 at Mid-Ohio discussion thread at 1:30pm ET on CNBC
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(229)
 


Sat August 01, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
Trooper almost killed by Sandra Bland's cigarette was disciplined last year about his unprofessional conduct, had to endure counseling. It's like he's being targeted
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(51)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Man disappears after going on vision quest. Brian Shute wanted for questioning
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(27)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Federal judge fines Mississippi school district $7500 for violating order to quit "proselytizing Christianity." Next up, are taxpayers tithing to churches when school districts allow school prayers?
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(90)
 


Fri July 31, 2015
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Your brain's ability to dispose of key Alzheimer's protein drops dramatically with where am I
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(14)
 
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Madison, WI mayor says bench time should be limited for the homeless, need to work a little harder to make the starting lineup
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(58)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Famous Seattle restaurant in chaos after minimum wage hike, with dishwashers knifing busboys and bartenders screeching like howler monkeys while feasting on the goo in customer's heads. Well, sorta
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(127)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones will end with season eight, undoubtedly as Hodor takes the iron throne because there's no one left. Then Tyrion wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette and discusses the weird dream he had
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(156)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
New Hampshire focus group is smitten, SMITTEN, with The Donald. "He's like one of us." In other news, bankruptcy is outlandishly high in New Hampshire
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(92)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Only on Wall Street is a quarterly profit of 'only' $571M considered a huge dissapointment
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(48)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
New Black Mass trailer shows Johnny Depp and Benedict Cummerbund playing the Bulger brothers, disturbingly well
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(53)
 
(Science Focus)
 
 
 
New research has discovered just why tea and coffee taste better with a spoonful of sugar. Here comes the statistical thermodynamics
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(43)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover distant planet the size of Uranus
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(29)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman awoke from hysterectomy surgery to discover she had a gaping hole in her mouth and bleeding gums - but then she remembered she's British
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(54)
 


Thu July 30, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Court dismisses lawsuit for two damned dirty apes
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(30)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift's line of Merchandise for her new tour, which feature her initials and the name of her new Album "1989" are expected to be VERY popular with Chinese dissidents, for some reason
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(93)
 
(ASU State Press)
 
 
 
Police pull over exotic dancer for DUI. During arrest, the woman kicks one officer in the chest, spits on the second, and repeatedly fondles the genitals of the third officer. First two officers annoyed that the other one seemed distracted
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(145)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
There's nothing worse than turning on the faucet only to discover you're filling your glass up with worm water. "There's these red ones, there's these black ones, almost look like tadpoles"
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(84)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Science figures out how to find a needle in a haystack. Literally: "The target size of the metallic contaminant in food with a stand-off distance of 100 mm is 0.5 mm" (w/ vid)
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(15)
 


Wed July 29, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jewish ant researchers have discovered how they move large, heavy objects. I mean, the researchers are Jewish, not the ants. Everyone knows ants are Buddhists
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(33)
 
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
CAN Blake & Murphy fend off the Vaudevillains? WILL the Disciples of Death take the Trios Tag Titles? WHAT DIPS**T bumped ROH to 11pm? Your "Wrasslin' Wednesday" thread begins at 8pm ET with NXT, Lucha Underground, and... CHIKARA?
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(253)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Having belatedly noticed that the prog-loving nerds they ridiculed for 40 years are their only remaining readers with disposable income, Rolling Stone does an in-depth profile of expressionless Genesis keyboard god Tony Banks
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Never let your past determine your future," says 40-year old ex-stripper just before being arrested for a 1995 murder and dismemberment
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Disabled pilot meets little girl with same disability. There's no arm in that
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(12)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Disneyland Paris accused of overcharging foreign visitors? C'est la vie
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(35)
 


Tue July 28, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Caller: "Hello, 911? My friend has been shot and is dying. Please help. What should I do?" 911 dispatcher: (•_•) / ( •_•) ⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) "Deal with it"
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(141)
 
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread
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(148)
 
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Windows 10 is freely distributing your WiFI password to all your Facebook friends and neighbors
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(62)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists discover method for turning part of your body into a laser when it gets excited
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(38)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
While Obama has distracted Texas with Jade Helm, Galactic Overlord Xenu (PBUH) sneaks a volcano's worth of thetans into The Alamo's basement. Conspiracy? Perhaps not. STUDY IT OUT, SHEEPLE
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(38)
 
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania city passes ordinance outlawing the discharging of firearms randomly into the air. Naturally, gun rights advocates had an issue with this, forcing the city to pass it for a second time
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(317)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Governor's daughter is discovered living in a trailer connected to the Governor's mansion. Hard to believe that... oh, wait. Oklahoma
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(116)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You're never going to get that big promotion once it's discovered you spent $476,000 tipping online strippers using company funds
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(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers discover sixth taste, which basically means you're now five tastes back from being even remotely cool
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(62)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Disney CEO Bob Iger acknowledges cord-cutting phenomenon, envisions future where sports fans bypass cable operators and directly pay Disney $30-40 per month for ESPN networks
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(110)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I'm warning you, tread very f*cking lightly, because what I'm going to do to you is going to be f*cking disgusting.You understand me? You write a story that has Mr. Trump's name in it, with the word 'rape,' and I'm going to mess your life up"
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(445)
 
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Distracted Drivers crackdown finds drunk drivers, texters, people doing long division, eating. . .wait what?
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(51)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Sweden found a Russian submarine sunk within Swedish waters. The twist? Andrei did not report this one as lost
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(76)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson admits he's puzzled as to why God failed to smite the US Supreme Court after they handed down their decision in Roe v. Wade. Maybe God was worried people would see it as a disapproval of US v. FL East Coast Railway instead
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(96)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Among 11 metrics, JEBush, and Rick Perry are the only non-disasters
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(108)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Scientists determine climate change killed off woolly mammoths after discovering woolly SUVs trapped in permafrost
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(42)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
As if they didn't have enough already, thirteen more species of nope discovered in Australia
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(64)
 
(Broadcasting & Cable)
 
 
 
Comcast is not suffering from the effects of cord cutting as fast as expected. Mostly because the company is telling customers the earliest they can have someone come over for a disconnect is some time in 2018
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(59)
 


Sun July 26, 2015
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Ex-host of ESPN's First Take discusses her experience trying to moderate rational debate between All-Star trollers Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless, why she left such a fun job: "The ceiling was really low. I had the skill set to do more"
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(27)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
"Anyone unwilling to engage in productive, open, mutually critical conversations with people they disagree with under the moral protection of liberalism and social justice...are not social justice advocates...they are social justice bullies"
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(766)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Swedish police question Snoop Dogg for suspected drug use. "Suspected?" Bwa-ha-ha-ha
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(30)
 
(The Windsor Star)
 
 
 
One of North America's oldest distilleries is having a Job Fair. In other news, Fark.com announces its entire staff has resigned en masse
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(16)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
'California renters have no incentive to save water." Of course they also don't have a lawn, access to wash their cars, and aren't even allowed to grow their own almonds. Maybe they could skip drinking, cooking, showering, and washing the dishes?
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(104)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Remember that Greek bailout deal that was struck several weeks ago to avert financial disaster? Yeah, about that deal...
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(92)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The first three positions line up exactly as they are in the championship hunt.. Can Maldonado make it two events in a row crashing out? This is your Formula 1 Hungarian Grand Prix discussion thread with coverage starting at 7:30am ET on CNBC
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(212)
 


Sat July 25, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
After the excitement on the dirt at Eldora last Wednesday night, the NASCAR Xfinity Series is bound to disappoint at the legendary Indianapolis Motor Speedway with the Lilly Diabetes 250 presented by Wilford Brimley at 3:30 PM on NBC
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(193)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stonecutters allow Steve Guttenberg to grant an interview, where he discusses the Police Academy films and turning down Sharknado
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(28)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Photographer who says it's his right to take topless photos of models on the Empire State Building goes to court, says he plans to file a birthday suit (not safe for offices which dislike pixilated images)
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(39)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush just discovered the Sharknado franchise. It did not go well
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(22)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, Tom Brady leads the NFL in merchandise sales. Nike now considering starting a line of shoes called "No-Air Bradys"
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(38)
 
(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
So, what is "tholin," the substance that may be giving Pluto and Charon their colors? Hint: it's not unlike that sticky brown gunk that you discover on the underside of your oven
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(18)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Couple finds WWII dog tag buried in their garden, discover the man it belonged to is still alive, then he comes over to their house and quotes them the number on it from memory after 70 years
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(39)
 
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Think you're smart? You try to find Addis Ababa on this map
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(94)
 


Fri July 24, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
LA Clippers player Josh Smith discusses his struggle to get by on $6.9 million this year. Yes, really
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(43)
 
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Some film critics merely express how disappointed they are with bad movies. Then there's this guy. And you better believe his rant is not even remotely safe for work
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Local TV station said they had the LA theater shooter on as a frequent guest to discuss politics because he was "good TV entertainment, not because it was a respected opinion that he had to say. But he was very entertaining all the time"
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(141)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Because obviously the world needs an article in a scientific journal discussing the viability of a scream-based energy economy, ala Monsters Inc (hint: not viable)
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(6)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: A close friend of mine has become friends with an 11-year-old girl and the two of them have been discussing puberty and sex. I think he's grooming her to be molested. Should I warn the cops of this or tell the girl's parents?"
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(168)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Former "Top Gear" hosts discover that driving a golf ball is harder than driving cars. A lot harder
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(24)
 


Thu July 23, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Russian football's newly crowned "Miss Charming" has title revoked after it's discovered she's a white supremacist
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(116)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Many members of Paul Newman's family express discomfort with the way the Newman's Own brand has been run since Paul Newman's death, fearing it's becoming just another company with pretty-good-but-not-great salad dressing and pasta sauce
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even as Donald Trump visits the Border and vows to stop the "invasion" of immigrants, a census study has discovered that immigration from Mexico, legal and illegal, from 2008-2012 dropped more than 57% compared with 2003-2007
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(112)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Two explosive devices discovered within 1 block of Subby's SO's workplace. One already safely detonated by Local Police
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(63)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Disgraced, penis-texting former Congressman Anthony 'the Wein" Weiner goes full IRONIC and gets a job fixing PR messes
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The disappointed reviews of tourists as found on Yelp
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(222)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA will reveal exciting Kepler Telescope discovery at 12 p.m. EDT. I'm not saying it's aliens, but it might be aliens
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(122)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Scientists discover what is causing residents of two towns in Kazakhstan to suddenly
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(86)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Listen buddy, you may be running for "President" or whatever, but let me tell you one thing: Steve Deace RULES the AM airwaves from Des Moines to Council Bluffs and you do NOT disrespect him by showing up LATE for an interview , got it?
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(178)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Will Ian Ziering be able to save us all again? Will thousands of sharks descending on DC even be noticed? It's your live discussion thread for Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! 9pm Eastern on Syfy
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(737)
 
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
WHO will join James Storm's Revolution? CAN Texano take down Johnny Mundo? DOES ANYONE give a fark about Eva Marie? THIS is YOUR "Wrasslin' Wednesday" discussion thread, starting with NXT, Lucha Underground, and the 200th episode of ROH at 8pm ET
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(268)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chinese doctors to disgruntled patients: Please stop stabbing us
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(32)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Cat with incurable disease is cured with leeches. This is not a repeat from 1329
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(30)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A machete-wielding man threatened a teenager for disciplining his Chihuahua
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(23)
 
(Ben Norton)
 
 
 
I'm not saying you shouldn't trust the police, but the publicly released dashcam footage of Sandra Bland's arrest very clearly has cars disappearing and looping footage
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(819)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Nation's longest-running Pizza Hut restaurant closes after 55 years, disappointing all three regular customers
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(45)
 
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Get used to seeing this excuse in the near future: "Some dude created an Ashley Madison account linked to my Gmail"
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(83)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Feeling left out, Mike Huckabee starts nuking Disney characters
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(68)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Good: A new cure for a potentially deadly infection has been discovered. WTF: The cure involves being fed "liquid faeces"
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(40)
 


Tue July 21, 2015
(Libsyn)
 
 
 
Farker and veteran Bravo Mike Bravo, whom interviewed Drew last year, has released a new comedy podcast: The Ends of the World. Join him and his war buddy as they discuss this week's topic: Grey Goo. LGT podcast
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(11)
 
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
For day shcool week dosent' save district frum loosing moneys
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(14)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
This super hot, smart guy I know brought up a study that suggests a woman's ability to orgasm during sex is dependent on the distance between tee hee and her hooha. Let's all measure
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(805)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
NASA just discovered what cartoon fans have known for 85 years
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(36)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"The bottom line is that meat is disgusting"
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(148)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to feel like a kid again? Here are some vintage photos of Disneyland
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(3)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Cool: The Smithsonian and NASA are restoring Neil Armstrong's Apollo 11 space suit so it can be put on display for the public. Sad? They had to resort to a Kickstarter campaign
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(39)
 
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Aroldis Chapman breaks MLB's fastest to 500 strikeouts record. Not impressed? Well, he beat the previous record by more than 100 innings (25%)
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(40)
 


Mon July 20, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
21st century technology deciphers 1500 year old Hebrew scroll, and discovers an unexpected synchronicity
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(28)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Scott Walker wants to dismantle non-partisan Wisconsin Government Accountability Board for living up to its name
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(56)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Retired Gen. Wesley Clark: Let's round up muslims who may be disloyal to America and put them in camps. Huh, where has subby heard that idea before?
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(178)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ditch the spouse, say goodbye to your friends - No matter what the books say, the best way to enjoy Disneyland is by yourself. Enjoy the ride
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(12)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cool: You're one round away from winning the biggest Street Fighter tournament in history. Fail: Your controller breaks mid-game, potentially disqualifying you. Bonus Awkward: You're sponsored by the company that made the controller
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(45)
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
The Houston Astros' George Springer is using his time on the disabled list to support a camp for children who stutter. "I was always kind of quiet because I knew I would stutter. It was worse when I was a kid so I just stuck to myself"
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(2)
 


Sun July 19, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC goes where no one else dares: the cutthroat world of dishwasher loading
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(98)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two volunteers intent on protecting sea turtle nests were confronted by a man saying he dislikes turtles and turtle volunteers. The man then shot one of the turtle lovers and walked away, muttering something about the Foot Clan
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(112)
 
(The State Column)
 
 
 
Geologists discover strange shipwreck off the coast of North Carolina. Dirk Pitt on standby
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(48)
 


Sat July 18, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
With Disneyland celebrating its 60th anniversary this year, here are some rare color pics of the Happiest Place on Earth from 1955
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(32)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The "good ol' days" of school in the '80s -- which would get you arrested, sued, visited by Children's Services and run out of town on a rail today. Also charged with various forms of discrimination
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(136)
 
(RTT News)
 
 
 
Garmin drops to a new low after posting a disappointing outlook for 2Q EPS. Wall Street analysts say the company lacks direction
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(22)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Sexually explicit images in art leave Conservative disappointed. I couldn't find them either
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(46)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Small World and four other Disneyland rides that need to be destroyed if they really want to make it the happiest place on Earth
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(106)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush doesn't believe gays should be discriminated against, except for sometimes
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(80)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The 27 best biscuits in the world to go with your tea, discussed and ranked with all the compulsive, neurotic precision you would expect from the British. Spoiler alert: Shortbread
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(79)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Inquisitr discusses the ISIS training missions and praises Fark commentators who are quick to raise doubts
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(64)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Another day, another Facebook scam that has suckered more than 25,000 people in just a matter of hours. Difficulty: "Walt Disney-World" (hyphen intentional)
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(33)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pluto is now the most distant object ever visited by humanity. At least other than Sean Penn
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(59)
 


Thu July 16, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy discovers new species of box jellyfish in Australia. The real news is that it won't kill you. Probably
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The largest winged dinosaur ever discovered has been found in China, tentatively named "General-Tso's Raptor"
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(18)
 


Wed July 15, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
El Chapo disappeared in his shower and crawled a mile to freedom. That's just shy of 18 football fields and you just read this in Morgan Freeman's voice
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(104)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
World's Oldest Sperm Discovered In Antarctica, Hef would like a word
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(9)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Science says women who douche may be putting phthalates in their hoo-hoos. The discussion may focus on how to pronounce phthalates
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(74)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the world's first hot-sauce sommelier: "I was constantly buying new hot sauces and then when I would get a chance to try them at home, I was constantly disappointed"
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(42)
 


Tue July 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New species of NOPEfish discovered off coast of Australia
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(49)
 
(Futurity)
 
 
 
I said a tick hops, the tickie the tickie to the tick tick hop and you don't stop the rock it to the bang bang buggie say up jump the buggie to the rhythm spreading lyme disease
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(53)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Federal disaster area declarations are more political than previously thought. Finally explains New Jersey
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(24)
 
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Pluto discovered on Pluto
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(77)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google finding out the hard way that once you get into the Maps business, you are also necessarily hip deep in nearly every political, ethnic and international border dispute in the world
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(33)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the mechanism by which cancer metastasizes. Holy cancer vaccine, Batman
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Whether it's a beep, a ring or a quiet vibration, just receiving a text alert on your phone can be as distracting as actually using it to make a call or send a message, according to a new study
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(32)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brandy Norwood sings on NYC subway while in disguise. Riders' opinion? *crickets*
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(71)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Washington group opposed to legal marijuana forces Colorado pot shop to close citing the RICO Act: "We're putting a bounty on the heads of anyone doing business with the industry. Just because you see this unstoppable growth of pot, we disagree"
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(200)
 


Mon July 13, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Behold the best sheds in Britain. The winning one contains an actual gin distillery
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(32)
 
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the areas of the brain to gouge out with an ice pick when Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" gets stuck in your head AGAIN
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(29)
 


Sun July 12, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A gang of teens on bicycles are terrorizing Brooklyn by groping women. As if we do not already have enough reason to dislike bicyclists. And teens
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(86)
 
(Tahoe Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Most badass stagecoach driver of all time discovered at death to be a woman. She smoked, drank, and loved whips and horsies
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(45)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It is time for the shortest and oldest track on the Indycar schedule, the Milwaukee mile. Shortish track clownshoes tend to come quickly and often. This is your Wisconsin 250 discussion thread at 5pm ET on NBCSN
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(430)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Some people want Voat to be a reset button, as Reddit was to Digg years ago. But to a casual visitor, the distinguishing features are its small-town feel, the relative ease of mocking the obese, and the volume of threads complaining about Reddit"
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(47)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What's with these homies dissin' my show? Why do they gotta front?
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(28)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
"It's pretty disturbing because, I for one, don't want to think there's an ice cream man driving around drunk. Nobody wants any DUI ice cream"
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(28)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Last night, David Letterman made his first public appearance since retirement. He joined Steve Martin and Martin Short on stage to discuss Donald Trump. "Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans that he's starring in a movie called 'No Amigos.'"
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(28)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Yes, hello, 911? I'd like to report some suspicious teenagers selling $10 boxes of candy for an undisclosed nonprofit"
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(84)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
From the "WTF?" headline file comes this doozy: "Zoroastrians sue rapper Snoop Dogg for disrespecting their faith"
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(58)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Court orders Sikh mailman be allowed to deliver mail to Disney World, proving once again though the mountains divide, and the oceans are wide, it's a small world after all
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(132)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Painful to live in fear, isn't it? Nothing is worse than having a dream that turns into a nightmare from which there's no escape. Wake up❢ Time to watch My Little Pony: "Do Princesses Dream of Magical Sheep?" (Discovery Family, 11:30 ET)
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(236)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when the police are chasing a guy in a truck and he speeds ahead and crashes into your home and when cops investigate the scene they discover your large marijuana grow operation? Me too
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(15)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Behold, puny human. Gaze upon the surface of the distant moon of Pluto, Charon
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(23)
 
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Reading poetry written by jihadists could shed new light on extremism, leave you never asking yourself what rhymes with "Great Satan" ever again
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(34)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Which movie gets your vote as Most Disgusting Film EVAR?
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(57)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Fans at country music festival asked not to display Confederate flags because this is Saskatchewan FFS
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(41)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
I'm not suggesting the whole Minions merchandise thing might be getting a little out of hand, but Minion tampons might be a bit much
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(94)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Asbestos have been discovered in children's crayons. Color me shocked
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(40)
 


Thu July 09, 2015
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover a black hole that has outgrown its galaxy, presumably by eating stars made of bacon, pizza and chocolate cake
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(15)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Day 3: Group C begins play with Guatamala vs. Trinidad & Tobago @ 7 pm EDT; Mexico vs. Cuba @ 9:30 pm EDT. Most agree this is Mexico's group to lose. This is the CONCACAF Gold Cup discussion thread
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(157)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
How did the landmark gay marriage ruling affect Antonin Scalia? Moments after the dissent, he broke into song
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(80)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Documents show that Exxon knew the link between CO2 and climate change in 1981, but spent the next three decades paying people to dispute it
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(272)
 


Wed July 08, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Phthalates, chemicals often used in consumer products like soaps, cosmetics, plastic pipes, and shower curtains, are likely part of your microwaved food as well, thanks to leaching from plastic dishes. Yum yum
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(117)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Day 2: Group B faces off with Costa Rica vs. Jamaica @ 8:00pm, followed by El Salvador vs. Canada @ 10:30. This is the CONCACAF Gold Cup Discussion thread. The games are late in the day due to being played at the Stubhub Center in Los Angeles
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(208)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Disgruntled diner writes negative restaurant review, gets told by owner to 'grow a set'
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(121)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nat Geo Wild to Discovery Channel: Fark you guys, we'll start our own Shark Week
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(28)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
80% of 500 doctors, nurses, and physicians assistants surveyed admit going to work with communicable diseases because their employers don't provide sick leave
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(95)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Guy successfully distracts his beer pong opponent and wins the match. Also, two people ended up in the hospital
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(40)
 
(Beer Street Journal)
 
 
 
Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout, Edition 3 released. Distribution: AK, AL, AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, HI, IA, ID, IL, IN, KS, KY, LA, MA, MD, ME, MI, MN, MO, MT, NC, NE, NH, NJ, NM, NV, NY, OR, PA, RI, SC, TN, TX, VA, VT, WA and Puerto Rico
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(42)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders gives an in-depth interview, discusses his vision for America. Shockingly, he doesn't say anything about the end times cometh with his socialism
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(708)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Shortly after a lawsuit was filed against Josh Duggar by one his victims, Josh's sister, a fellow victim and likely deponent in the lawsuit decides she needs to take a "mission trip" to an undisclosed country for an indefinite time
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(272)
 


Mon July 06, 2015
(Playbill)
 
 
 
The electrical outlets on the sets of Broadway shows are often non-functional, so please don't disrupt a show in order to charge your cell phone
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(64)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Stephen Strasburg is back on disabled list with a strained Strasburg
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's sons disagree with their dad's opposition of marriage equality
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(73)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Christians launch 'sin-free' social network FaceGloria where "sexy selfies and images of drunken debauchery" are forbidden; plan to offer TotalFaceGloria Discussion, where that's pretty much what people do all day, every day, for $5 a month
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(64)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel: Ok, ok, ok, we're not going to make any more fake shark "documentaries"
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(57)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
When his laptop breaks, enterprising rapper manages to record an entire album by surreptitiously using display machines at an Apple Store. Genius
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So remember that "Open records" rollback that somehow made its way into the Wisconsin budget that no one knows how it got there? Well it's gone. You're welcome, Madison
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(40)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
After man discovered his friends had locked him out of the house, logic flue out of the window
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(34)
 
(South Florida)
 
 
 
"There's only so much Lee Greenwood a person can take at a fireworks display"
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(94)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Will Hamilton dominate his home track from the pole? Can Williams take the next step and take the top spot? Will Maldonado crash out this week? This is your Formula 1 British Grand Prix discussion thread at 7:30am ET on CNBC
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(213)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The coolest picture of Cinderella's castle at Disney's Magic Kingdom you will see all week
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(19)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Moon Dancer has been waiting almost five years for that little get-together in the west castle courtyard. It's time for somepony to stop studying and start Amending Fences on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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(158)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(Grand Junction Daily Sentinel)
 
 
 
Marijuana-related expulsions skyrocket in Grand Junction, Colorado after marijuana legalization. Just kidding, they now have the lowest number of expulsions the school district has had in at least a decade
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(52)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Flag-burning group Disarm The Police make a panicked call to their new best friends, the police
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(196)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says his temper is the result of "controlled anger." Just like his girth is a result of his "disciplined appetite"
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(125)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Slightly disbelieving that they actually have to say this, the TSA would like to remind everyone travelling this 3th of July Holiday, that no, you may NOT pack fireworks in your luggage, yes, even the lame ones like sparklers
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(58)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
A hot, dusty, cluster of stars discovered. Somebody tell them where the Playboy Grotto can be found
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(12)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon is where you discover something you've never heard or seen before, and then suddenly you see it all over the place. Also known as the Fark repeat
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(21)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently the pilot in the deadly TransAsia Airlines plane that crashed into a river earlier this year picked the wrong time to ask for the fish dish when picking engines to throttle
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Archeologists discover Iron Age warrior lived even after an arrow was shot into his spine. You don't fark with Iron Age warriors, and some archer figured that out 2,600 years ago
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(41)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After long, harrowing ordeal and nightmarish legal disputes, rare Kafka manuscripts to be given to national library
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(15)
 
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
CAN Kurt Angle hand EC3 his first loss? WILL Drago get his revenge against Hernandez? WHO would you rather date: Carmella or Emma? THIS is YOUR "Wrasslin' Wednesday" discussion thread, starting with ROH, NXT, and Lucha Underground at 8pm ET
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(232)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
"So what did you learn in biology class today students?" "Ummmm... we watched you kill two cute bunnies with a captive bolt stun gun and then dissect them"
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(105)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
This one anti-gay radio lady is pretty sure that gay rainbow White House display made God mad enough to send starving Muslims to do 9/11 to America again
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(96)
 
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists discover fundamental property of light - 150 years after Maxwell got it wrong
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(44)
 
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
You think YOUR mating habits are weird, but you're not a flatworm: "Zoologists have discovered the extraordinary lengths to which this animal is willing to go in order to reproduce - including injecting sperm directly into their own heads"
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(22)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney World flushes a plan to sell desserts shaped like animal poop
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(39)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(Clash Daily)
 
 
 
Charlie Daniels starts unhinged anti-Obama rant with "Dear Mr. President, This letter is not written in a spirit of hate, disrespect, nor is it motivated in any way by racial bias" and you can guess how it goes from there
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(249)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Pope's visit to the U.S. includes Mass at Madison Square Garden. He'll outdraw the Knicks, that's for sure
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(24)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Greece is no longer flirting with disaster; they have moved in together and bought a puppy
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(93)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart on Antonin Scalia: "He's the human dissentipede"
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(74)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Wenatchee wildfire is "like watching a natural disaster within arm's reach". ... LIKE?
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(26)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
EL James just held a Twitter Q&A and it was an utter disaster
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(55)
 
(The Right Scoop)
 
 
 
How to turn the other cheek when someone who disagrees with spits on you. Oh.. and stay classy you two who did this to a priest at the gay marriage pride parade in NYC, you bring your cause shame
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(189)
 
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Hey, where are you all going? Get back here, we still have a few more SCOTUS decisions to hear, like whether we can have an independent commission get rid of those super wonky gerrymandered districts. (Coverage starts at 9)
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(348)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin now says the "huge disappointment to (her) family" was actually planned, so ha ha, the laugh's on you
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(226)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Simple new theory for MH370's disappearance points the finger directly at the 221kg of lithium ion batteries on board. Reaction from experts is both positive and negative
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(16)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The biggest act at this year's Glastonbury Festival was Lionel Richie: "At one point, Richie looked disbelievingly at the 100,000-strong crowd and asked repeatedly, 'What the hell is going on?'"
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(44)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham's friends discuss his snowball's chance in hell of getting the 2016 nomination. "He's like Abraham Lincoln, growing up in a mobile home, which is what we think of as a log cabin around these parts"
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(38)
 
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
After the disastrous Green Lantern movie that featured Ryan "Dane Cook" Reynolds, is DC hoping that a John Stewart movie starring Tyrese Gibson will work? And if so, who will play his mortal enemy, a Yellow Crayola Crayon?
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(34)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Catching up with the subject of one of the most disturbing pictures ever taken: A 9-year-old girl in a bikini standing in an inflatable pool, smoking a cigarette. Fine parenting was at work. Clearly
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(201)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman fires shots at repo man. Police "discovered the barrel of a Colt revolver protruding from the woman's vagina." Police quickly snatched the gun away from her
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(58)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
"I love you disabled man" "I love you disabled dog" *Best friends*
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(9)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It is going to be a hot day with some smoke, mugginess and a chance of clownshoes. This is your Indycar MAVTV 500 discussion thread on NBCSN at 4:30pm ET
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(441)
 
(NOT satire)
 
 
 
RAINBOW JIHADISTS OF SCOTUS BLOW UP TWIN TOWERS OF TRUTH AND RIGHTEOUSNESS. Wow. Just wow
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(112)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
♫ They came from far Yakyakistan / To see why friendship's in demand / And to expand their social group / But Pinkie's feeling Party Pooped / Yakety yak (Pinkie's back) ♫ 11:30 ET, Discovery Family
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(169)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NASA discovers photographic proof that "Stargate" may not have been as science-fiction as you thought. The movie, to be specific
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cats would have us believe that in our absence they sleep all day, pining for us to come home and play with them. This video tells another story, one where you need to have a frank discussion between you and Fluffy this Caturday
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(825)
 
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
What happens when a fighter pilot turned nudie film director starts making low-budget children's movies? You get 1969's disturbingly bad "The Wonderful Land of Oz"
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
DeadmauFive and Disney settle lawsuit over whether or not one can copyright a cartoon mouse head. Well, it's not like it matters; in five years, people will still buy Disney products, but they'll have forgotten all about Deadmouse
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(47)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Criss Angel rescues an escapologist before his life disappears
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(12)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney tells people where they can stick their selfie stick
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(92)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
When in a nudist camp doing the weather for your TV show, do as the nudists do.. GET NAKED (Not safe for work)
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(12)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Today's procrastinators are tomorrow's dissemblers
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The science behind why cyclists run red lights and why more are being plowed over by distracted soccer moms in vehicles named after geographic locations than ever before
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(129)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
The people who serve the food at Rikers Island prison are so fond of the inmates there they serve most dishes with blue sprinkles to keep them cheerful and happily dead
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(55)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Finally an invasive species we can all celebrate: Fireflies discovered in Southern California
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(54)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The lawsuit alleging plagiarism over Frozen? Looks like Disney has....................let it go
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(28)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
You're shopping for shoes in Macy's and you disagree with the listed price. Do you: A) Shop elsewhere, B) Ask if they will price-match or offer a discount or C) Throw a tantrum where you bite the employee as well as a police officer
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(22)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Excedrin has created a Migraine Simulator, a head-mounted display that uses the Oculus Rift development kit to give people a sense of what suffering from a migraine is really like
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(69)
 
(Leesburg Today)
 
 
 
Northern Va school district reverses its vote to name its next middle school after a VA lawmaker who was responsible for enacting the state's Jim Crow laws. Board members admit they just didn't do their homework on this guy
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(28)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ad on Swedish government's job website seeks "driven and methodical sex toy testers". There's a bit of a buzz about it
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(19)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While we're on the subject of flags, can we discuss how *every* state's flag is a complete trainwreck that should be redesigned immediately?
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(275)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Google discovers how to turn Street View pictures into actual movies
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(13)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Disney is developing a movie about Charles Darwin that in no way will offend anybody, ever
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(47)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bill Kristol demands the left stop disrespecting the brave men who heroically died in battle defending everyone's right to own slaves
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(286)
 
(XP (the webcomic)
 
 
 
For your Tuesday enjoyment, here's Disney princesses depicted as velociraptors
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(38)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: two cops discussing blowjobs. Fark: Without realizing that the helicopter's loudspeaker was on, and all of Winnipeg could hear the conversation
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(80)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
It can be exciting when a 92-year-old woman discovers that she has a 50-year-old child that she never knew about. Until the doctors tell her the bad news part of it
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(69)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Europe's first humans: what scientists do and do not know. Subby disappointed there was no mention of how they were able to get their cars to stop by using their feet as brakes
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Walmart announces it will stop carrying Confederate flag merchandise. In other news, Walmart was still selling Confederate flag merchandise
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(212)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Disney, we won't tell you how to run your business, but is food that looks like feces really the direction you want to go?
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(87)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Like everything else in the world of Playboy, Holly Madison says that life in the mansion was just an illusion (Not safe for work images on page)
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(99)
 
(Science World Report)
 
 
 
Scientists discover what wiped out the Neanderthals. Hint: it was bunnies. Sharp, pointy teeth
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(90)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hipsters proclaim clubs where everyone dances to the same pumping music supplied by deejays OVER, are now into "silent disco" where everyone grooves to one of three DJ-curated music channels received via color-coded wireless headphones
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(73)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(FIFA)
 
 
 
The round of 16 continues with Brazil v. Australia @ 1:00 ET, France v. Worst Korea @ 4:00, and Canada v. Switzerland @ 7:30. This is your Women's World Cup discussion thread
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(247)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The Independent has discovered three entire Tweets pointing out that the abbreviation for an original Latin dinosaur name sounds vaguely like an obscure xenophobic British slang word. Therefore, Jurassic World is racist
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(94)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
At 4:00 pm EDT, the real game begins. Germany faces Sweden, followed by China vs. Cameroon at 7:30. It's the first games of the Round of 16. This is your Women's World Cup Discussion Thread
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(282)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Spike, stay here and make sure nothing disturbs the Princess. Seems a bit daft, havin' to guard the Princess when he's arrogated 'imself the powers of a princess, but stay here and watch My Little Pony: Delegation is Magic (11:30ET, Discovery Family)
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(174)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Matilda the 'Alien Cat' just wants to cuddle on Caturday. She's suffering from an eye disorder that makes her look like an anime character
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(1019)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Dad does what a modern dad does, dresses up like Little Mermaid for his disabled daughter. Bonus: Wins TV station's "Totally Modern Dad" award
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(50)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Here's something that will keep you distracted: Cara Delevingne and "St. Vincent" are an item
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Greece in an attempt to stave off disaster, signs explosive gas deal with Russia. Which I assume means trading borscht and cabbage rolls for spanakopita with extra cucumber sauce
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(55)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nationally-recognized LA teacher suspended for (spins wheel) reading a passage from Huck Finn to his students. In this case, LA stands for Los Angeles and not Louisiana but the levels of ignorance are indistinguishable from one another
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Thu June 18, 2015
(Education Week)
 
 
 
Ohio school district names one out of every five precious graduating snowflakes as valedictorian. No word regarding when the rest will sue for emotional distress
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Wed June 17, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, D.C. Farkers, but a federal investigation of the Metro has discovered significant flaws, including being "chronically understaffed and chaotic." You'll post here once you're finished choking on smoke
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(44)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
The bizarre saga of the disabled Katrina refugee who was raped and kidnapped when her mom was murdered. It turns out she wasn't disabled, wasn't a Katrina refugee, wasn't raped, and wasn't kidnapped. Oh, and she's also charged with the murder
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(54)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Maybe just maybe the US government should rethink putting a lab for the nation's deadly diseases in the middle of tornado alley. I mean what could possibly go wrong?
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(67)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, about that decisions to fire all the American workers at Disneyland and replace them with lower-paid foreigners...yeah, turns out it's not that small of a world after all
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(93)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Because moviegoers love nothing more than Angelina Jolie wearing a giant goat's hat, Disney wants to go ahead with a Maleficent sequel
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(41)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Group C kicks off at 5:00 with Japan vs. Ecuador and Switzerland vs. Cameroon. Group D(eath) starts at 8:00 with the USA against Nigeria and the Aussies vs. the Suisse. It's the Woman's World Cup; This is the discussion thread
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(370)
 
(Ocean 98)
 
Audio
 
Drew discusses the latest FARK news live on Ocean98 (Ocean City, Maryland) radio. Click on 6/16 Rude Awakening show, skip ahead to 40:40
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(0)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest monster with body dysmorphic disorder of them all?
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(40)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeb vs. Hillary proves that there are no new ideas anymore. Sanders nods his head, goes back to discussing Scandinavian socialism
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(59)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
What would you consider to be the most American foods? Subby is saying the good ol' hamburger. Discuss to your right
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(33)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The most ridiculous Euro-disco song ever: Sexy Time
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(31)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In yet another attempt to distance herself from her father's legacy, Billy Graham's daughter says terrorist attacks and natural disasters are just God's way of demonstrating his love for America
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Mon June 15, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rachel Dolezal once sued Howard University -- for discriminating against her for being white
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(221)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum tells CO State Rep. Gordon Klingenschmitt, a disgraced former Navy chaplain who believes Barack Obama is possessed by demons, that the Iranians cannot be trusted because they are "theocrats"
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(92)
 
(E3 Expo)
 
 
 
E3 kicks into high gear today with Sony and Microsoft conferences following the announcement of Fallout 4 and DOOM. Discuss it all here in your Official Fark E3 Thread
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(185)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From 1993: Richard Pryor appears on the Phil Donahue show and discusses his battle with MS
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(6)
 
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Yawn: Office computers still running on Windows XP. Interesting: Bank ATMs still running on OS/2 Warp. WTF: Michigan school district still running on an Amiga 2000
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(236)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Who lives? Who dies? Is anyone still rooting for Stannis? Will Lady Stoneheart debut? Will Sansa escape? Did anyone miss Bran? Find out in "Mother's Mercy," the Season 5 finale. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion thread (9 PM ET on HBO)
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(743)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Cena and Owens tear it down again? CAN Stupid Sexy Roman claim the Golden Briefcase? HOW will the Authority screw Ambrose out of the World Title? LIVE from COLUMBUS, THIS is YOUR Money In The Bank Discussion Thread (8 PM ET on PPV, WWE Network)
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(1774)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Terry Pratchett's daughter declares The Shepherd's Crown will be the last Discworld novel. 'I don't intend on writing more Discworld novels, or giving anyone else permission to do so. They are sacred to dad'
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(60)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
How Disney World left the middle class behind. Fantasyland, indeed
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(277)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Cheerleaders in Mexico perform Nazi themed routine complete with swastika displays and Nazi salute. Naturally, everyone involved claims ignorance
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(172)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Group E & F are up. France kicks off against Colombia @ 1:00 pm; Brazil vs. Spain or England vs. Mexico at 4:00 pm; Korea & Costa Rica at 7:00 pm. This is the Women's World Cup discussion thread
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(243)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Will Derpy speak? Can Ponyville handle a cello-techno remix? How many times will Daisy faint? Can the background ponies unite to save the day and a wedding? Find out on Episode 100 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. (11:30am, Discovery Family)
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(319)
 
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tara Schultz is shocked to discover a memoir about growing up during the Iranian revolution contains -- wait for it -- violence. This was a 200 level English lit class, so she "expected Batman and Robin." Tara Schultz, welcome to Fark
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(412)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tiger Tim ended up at a shelter and became so distraught that he wouldn't touch his food because his heartless human gave him up over new couches. Please help him find a new home by Caturday
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Fri June 12, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's probably good that everyone is distancing themselves from dirty FIFA money. But Interpol suspending €20m of FIFA cash to fight match-fixing might be a bit short sighted
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(8)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers successfully grow breasts in petri dishes for, um ..... uh, cancer research. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(43)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Director of the No Duh Center at the Captain Obvious Institute deduces that those who dislike spicy food are the ones who are most sensitive to the burning sensation
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(22)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
After having an x-ray, 94-year-old badass war veteran discovers he was shot in his ass 60 years ago
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(56)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"He got my money, and I want my drugs," Heller told a 911 dispatcher
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(39)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
After a day of rest, it's Germany v. Norway, China v. Holland, Cote d'Ivoire v. Thailand, and Canada v. New Zealand. First match kicks off at 4:00 PM EDT. This is your Women's World Cup Discussion Thread
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(329)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Begun, the merchandising has
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(15)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Republican senator from Georgia announces that he has Parkinson's disease; will run for re-election anyway because, seriously, how's anyone gonna tell the difference?
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(68)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SC Johnson discloses the ingredients in its fragrances, including Hawaiian Breeze. Apparently the tropical aroma of the island comes from the natural occurrence of allyl caproate, benzyl salicylate and ethyl hexanoate
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(38)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Republicans want to dismantle the census bureau, because if we don't know how many people live in America, we can make anyone a representative
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(148)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
No, teacher, piercing a child's ear with a stapler is not a recommended discipline for unruly kindergarteners. Now off to the corner with you
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(36)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Caltrans discovers building SF's new Bay Bridge out of Chinese "Steel" was about as advisable as using "Sonya-sonic" batteries in a life support system
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(165)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ten women arrested in strip club sex sting after undercover cops discovered the prostitution offers first hand
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(114)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Emboldened by disastrous NFL year in law and order, HBO confirms their new football series starring The Rock uses team names and logos without express written consent of the NFL. "There is no legal requirement to obtain their consent"
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(38)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Here it is, John Oliver's "The Mittens Of Disapproval Are On"
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(30)
 
(Spear's Magazine)
 
 
 
In the Caribbean paradise of St Barths, the ultra-rich play Monopoly with real hotels
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(8)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists in the Egyptian desert discover prehistoric turducken in the form of a whale whale shark
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(6)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are the world's weirdest vending machines dispensing everything from gold bullion to ... live crab?
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(68)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Millions" of people want jobs with flex hours, discover what they want and what they get don't come on the same train
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(31)
 
(Libsyn)
 
Audio
 
And now, an in-depth discussion of America's Wang, and the weirdos who decide to live there
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(16)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New car tech will disable your car for 24 hours if you've had a drink
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(51)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Day 4: 100 years war is renewed, Conquistadors invade the Mayans, the Aztecs invade Colombia, and Brazil vs. Worst Korea. Games kick off at 1:00 PM ET. This is your Women's World Cup discussion thread
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(379)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After his case dismissal and release 2 years ago, teen who spent 3 hellish years of beatings and isolation on Riker's without being charged of a crime has made his final escape through the only means possible
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(351)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Two guys who disappeared after attending Rocklahoma found at Fish gig
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Toronto to host massive orgy for disabled people: 'A wheelchair can become just a big sex toy'
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(87)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will Jon Snow's return to The Wall be a positive learning experience? Will Arya and Meryn cross swords? Will the Tyrion and Daenerys plot drag on? Find out in The Dance of Dragons, 9PM ET on HBO. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(667)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Haunting chalkboard drawings, frozen in time for 100 years, discovered in Oklahoma school
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(162)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Will Hamilton bounce back after his crew denied him a Monaco win? Can Rosberg make it 3 in a row and take the championship lead? Does Kimi Raikkonen have enough to win? This is your Formula 1 Canadian Grand Prix discussion thread. 2 PM ET on NBC
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(245)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Let's see if we get another game that ends from an elbow in extra time. Day 2 has Norway vs. Thailand followed by Germany vs. The Ivory Coast. Matches start at 1:00 pm and 4:00 pm EDT, respectively. This is your Women's World Cup Discussion Thread
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(249)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Online dating. New hotness: Calling 911, bragging about your huge muscles, and asking the dispatcher on a date. Repeatedly
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(23)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT discovers Marco Rubio has had -- better sit down for this -- four traffic tickets in the last 17 years. You just don't see fearless, hard-hitting investigative journalism like this very often anymore
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(160)
 
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
The Columbia, Missouri Police Department says they can no longer dispose of prescription drugs. No word yet if it's because they already have enough
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(48)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Come watch as two weeks of media masturbation over American Pharoah possibly becoming a Triple Crown winner ends disappointingly in under two minutes at the 2015 running of the Belmont Stakes. Coverage begins at 4:30 EDT on NBC
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(434)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Pedo sting nets workers from Disney, Sea World, Universal, and a youth counselor who showed up to the sting thinking he was about to have sex with a 12-year-old. He arrived in a vehicle with a specialty licence plate reading: "Invest in Children"
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(97)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
People still can't decide whether to put one space after a period or two. Even teachers disagree, although the correct answer is quite obviously one
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(237)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Move over tectonic plates, the REAL cause of earthquakes has finally been discovered: women wearing jeans
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(43)
 
(FIA Formula E)
 
 
 
The electric cars take to Red Square and the Kremlin. It is a three driver race for the championship in the Formula E inaugural season. This is the Formula E Moscow ePrix discussion thread at 10am EDT on Fox Sports 1
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(21)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh's transit authority uses slogans on buses like "Rockin' Rollin'," ''Movin' Groovin'," "Movin' Shakin'," and "Ziggin Zaggin," but discovers one of them appears questionable when viewed in a mirror. OOPS
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(85)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Drug dealers of yesteryear had better street etiquette than the yuppie dog owners who displaced them
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(35)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Dispatch, this is Sierra Four Five. Officer down, repeat, officer doooooooooooooooooooooown
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(31)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel declares 2015 Shark Week begins July 5 plus August weekend, with 19 primetime hours of exciting programming like Alien Sharks: Close Encounter, Shark Trek, Return of the Shark Serial Killer, Ninja Sharks, and Bride of Jaws
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(38)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
City Councilwoman disbands entire city police force after she's arrested with a gun with the serial numbers filed off
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(100)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
A dispute over Beer Pong rules turns fatal in South Texas
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(59)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Star Wars fanboys two years ago to Disney: thank you for taking it away from Lucas; he's raped our childhoods. Fanboys when they see this comic: WTF, Disney?
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(203)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Paleontologist submits paper announcing discovery of new dinosaur, proposes to girlfriend in the acknowledgements. Awwwsaratops
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(18)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two friends missing since 5/22 after attending Rocklahoma music fest, authorities and families searching for clues in disappearance
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(11)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
T-Mobile in talks to merge with Dish Network, meaning your calls will get dropped when it rains and your TV will be impossible to hear in a building
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(56)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A look at how Walmart became the modern day town square, complete with income disparity, cheap products, and horrible vests
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(11)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Contrary to what Disney always told us, science finds goofy orbits around Pluto
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(22)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
She may be annoying as hell but right now the scoreboard reads Pamela Geller 3, crazypants jihadists 0
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(166)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee is downplaying disparaging comments he made about transgender people, claiming voters are more concerned about the economy so vote Republican
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(127)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Today, the Columbus Dispatch ceased to be the last major family-owned newspaper in the United States
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(26)
 
(411Mania)
 
 
 
Your FIRST EVER "Wrasslin' Wednesday" discussion thread kicks off tonight at 8 ET/7 CT with back-to-back Ring of Honor and Impact Wrestling on Destination America, followed by NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground on El Rey. Chairshot
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(407)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Disney to IT workers: You're being laid off, but could you please stay on for a couple months to train your H-1B temporary visa replacements?
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(275)
 
(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Bobby Flay learns that revenge is a dish best served cold
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(52)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Disappointed the hoverboard is still unavailable? Content yourself with a working model "tricycle hovercraft" that looks suspiciously like a Speeder Bike
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(29)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here, we see a newly discovered marsupial, known for suicidal, 14-hour-long sex sessions. And across the ridge, we find a standard Farker, who is winded after 3 minutes of sex
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(82)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Scott hosts Republican presidential hopefuls at Walt Disney World, confusing election watchers who can't tell Sleepy from Dopey and think they're all Goofy
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(151)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Police: Performing a sex act with a McChicken sandwich is gross and disturbing, but not necessarily illegal
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(118)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Meditating 'energy healer' discovers that everything in the cosmos is interconnected, especially the lake and her Hyundai since she didn't set the parking brake while meditating
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(32)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver says he would do the unthinkable and the disgusting if World Cup sponsors booted FIFA president Sepp Blatter. That's right, Oliver would willingly drink Bud Light Lime
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(63)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
This nudist colony ad is like a lost sketch from "Mr. Show." Not safe for work and NSFE (Not Safe For Eyes)
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(32)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Robo-teacher is coming but don't expect to be inspired." Well, we never really hoped for much out of the ones we got and we we were never disappointed, so we're ready for robo-mediocrity, sure, what the hell?
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(21)
 
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
University astronomy student discovers huge tubes of plasma in upper atmosphere. Big enough deal that the article finds way to mention 'huge tubes of plasma" in every paragraph. Huge Tubes Of Plasma
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(31)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Terminal cancers are being cured as new drugs turn patients' own bodies against disease"
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(8)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
"There's no way that we have been able to come up with to prevent idiots from riding around in cars with high-powered weapons shooting indiscriminately into homes and not caring where the bullets go"
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Sun May 31, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that just like you, HIV has a weakness: its sweet tooth
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(6)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Jon Snow get his hands bloodied? Will Jorah earn back Daenerys's trust? And where the hell is Arya? Will there be Sand Snakes? Find out at 9PM ET in "Hardhome." Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(525)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
If you're hot today in Midtown Manhattan, there's free air conditioning on the street at 38th and Madison courtesy of the crane that dropped it from 30 stories up
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(26)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Being that Shiba Inus are really humans in disguise, they certainly know how to chill out and have a good time like us
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(23)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Ambrose and Rollins steal the show? HOW does Cena survive Kevin Owens? WILL Sheamus get his stupid mohawk stuck in the cage bars? From Corpus Christi, THIS is YOUR WWE Elimination Chamber Discussion Thread (8pm ET on WWE Network)
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Sat May 30, 2015
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Get arrested while drunk, physically attacked and have pepper spray discharged into your face? That's a $175,000 settlement
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(64)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police dismantle elderly cocaine trafficking ring after executing successful sting operation known as Operation Grumpy Old Men
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(18)
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
President Obama declares Texas a disaster
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(110)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Disgraced foreign correspondent admits he made up most of his biggest stories, complains he's the victim of a "media lynching" because people are checking his facts and stuff
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(23)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Researchers at biscuit baker Thomas J Fudge discover which ten biscuits are best for closing deals at business meetings. Not surprisingly, pink wafers are "far too outrageous" for Brits to take seriously
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(12)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
That Arkansas state rep who gave his adopted daughters to a child molester is about to face justice. Just kidding - he's still in the legislature and even gave a speech at a local school district this week
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(125)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will track improvements and potential rain cause clownshoes to occur early and often? Will jet dryers be safe from a hot Montoya? This is your Indycar Duel in Detroit race 1 discussion thread at 3:30pm EDT on ABC
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(248)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"This is why you should never let yourself be distracted by your phone when you're in snake country"
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(27)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
22 Greatest Disaster Movies of All Time, not including From Justin to Kelly
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(35)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Even if you are a self-proclaimed expert on the happiest place on Earth, here are eight secret things you didn't know about Disneyland
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(58)
 
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Man rams his SUV into his mom's house and nearly killed her over a financial dispute. Like that is going to help him become her favorite son
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(8)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Feds reveal what it was like to be a 'Realfella' for the infamous 1978 Lufthansa cargo hanger robbery after disclosure of their most detailed evidence to date
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(67)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Dispute over last remaning BBQ rib leaves one woman with a piercing stare
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(51)
 
(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Eddie Van Halen recalls the day that he discovered guitar amp capacitors hold voltage: "I'm poking around, and all of a sudden I touch this huge blue thing. My God - it was like being punched in the chest by Mike Tyson"
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(110)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Disney Fun... damentals of supply and demand
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(36)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The terrorists have won; no Muhammad drawings will be displayed on Washington buses or subways
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(464)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Not news: Deputies respond to domestic dispute. Fark: Gator vs. Horse
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(13)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando School District will now monitor all staff and students' social media accounts. Orwell's "1984" noticeably absent from summer book lists
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(84)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
An assault rifle used in seven unsolved Northern Ireland murders has been discovered on public display at London's Imperial War Museum
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(46)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
When the anthropologists of the distant future study our society, this sixth-grader's written apology to an emergency dispatcher for calling 911 and shouting 'DEEZ NUTS' will be among the most valued primary documents
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(53)
 
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Origami robot folds itself up, does cool stuff, dissolves into nothing
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(10)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Antelopes in Kazakhstan no longer roaming, almost half of endangered species dead. Scientific theories include a lung disease or poisoning by rocket fuel from Russian launches at Kazakhstan's Baikonur spaceport. Either way they're not roaming
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(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover black hole playing a cosmic game of pool. Dave Lister approves
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think $39K is too much for a 3-yo's birthday party? Wait 'til Disney comes after them for the unlicensed Minnie and Mickey
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(71)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
ISIS offers its fighters $1,500 bonus if they get married. Apparently they want their soldiers to settle down, start a family, hear the tiny footsteps of little jihadists running around the house
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