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327 headlines found matching 'DIA'
Thu January 29, 2015
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you keep telling everyone on social media you partied with Kate Upton in a hot tub while Slash serenaded you from a nearby gazebo as shooting stars soared overhead, you're going to damage your mental health
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(44)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Grantland)
 
 
 
It's 1975. Scoops Brannigan and Cubby O'Switzer hit Media Day at the Super Bowl. 23-skidoo
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(8)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
After Marshawn Lynch fulfills his Media Day obligation under the threat of a hefty fine, the NFL is considering fining Marshawn Lynch
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(207)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
550 diamonds, 10 feet of gold wire and it still won't play Stairway To Heaven by itself
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(62)
 
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Cuban youths use piecemeal equipment and crude connections to put together a makeshift internet for 9,000 people. AOL immediately files suit, claiming theft of their business model
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(49)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch wasn't getting paid through an endorsement deal, so naturally he didn't say much at Super Bowl Media Day
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(198)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Disney wants Chris Pratt to play 'Indiana Jones'
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(126)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana governor planning state-run news agency to publish stories before release to the media. Possible agency names include "Truth" which is English for "Pravda"
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(152)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
And the first major TV/radio/media news outlet to pick up the story of Drew's candidacy is ... Fox News
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(120)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
The Canadian Forces are kicking ass in Iraq. Why didn't we bring these guys in sooner?
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(51)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Obama gives a thumbs up to Indian motorcycle stunts. THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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(13)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Pediatricians "against" allowing their patients to smoke medicinal marijuana. Mostly
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(37)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"U.S. President Barack Obama could lose roughly six hours from his expected lifespan after spending three days in India's capital inhaling the world's most toxic air"
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(66)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Small drone found on White House lawn. Immediate examination has determined it not to be Vice President Biden
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(94)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Legendary Canadian figure skater and six-time national champion Toller Cranston dead at 65 from an apparent heart attack. No word if he stuck the landing or not
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(10)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Expedia buys Travelocity for $280 million in cash. In other news, Expedia had $280 million in cash just lying around doing nothing
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drug that causes weight loss, prevents Type 2 diabetes, raises good cholesterol and gives a high - the Holy Grail of drugs. If it also cures hangovers it's a winner
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(103)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wikipedia takes broad steps to skirt controversy, feminists. Period
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(281)
 
(Express Tribune (Pakistan))
 
 
 
With Barack Obama coming to visit the Taj Mahal, India clears out the three things they have most of - dogs, dirt and wandering cows
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Weak Canadian dollar means country IS RUNNING OUT OF CLAMS
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(29)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
In most Canadian crime of the month, $28,000 worth of hockey sticks stolen from store
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(79)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Leader of group campaigning to allow sale of alcohol on Sundays in Indiana decides to prove that people can already get drunk the other six days of the week
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(33)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian woman forced to seek medical help in US after being told Lyme disease doesn't exist in Ontario
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(55)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Hawks are flying high, winning their 14th straight game after defeating the Indiana Pacers
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(22)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Don't be fooled: these are French Comedians mocking Fox News. It is not an actual Fox News broadcast
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(14)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dear Diary, This code is complicated. It certainly implies that some relation between x and y has been laid down eg, y=x2+3x, and Bob's your uncle, I'm a gay cryptanalyst
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(44)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
One of the biggest problems for Canadians is making ends meet when you're earning just $25,000 a month
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(147)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
A 76 year-old woman crashed into an insurance building, has claim immediately processed
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(10)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
"There was a time when I would have thought Canadian television was hilarious and daring. That time was about Grade 10"
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(84)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The Canadian government doesn't want people to know its most top-secret electronic spying complex is secured by a padlock on a back door with no alarm. Oops
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(27)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
There are two big bugs in VLC media player's core library, and no one is fixing them
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(40)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Facebook says it is worth $5 billion a year to Canadian economy
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(12)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Arizona requires students to pass a civics test before graduation. High school seniors immediately begin studying all cars made by Honda
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(107)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eating curry "can erase bad memories." Like that time you spend 36 hours on the toilet with a bucket on your lap after eating at the Diarrhea Dragon
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(60)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The reason that the U.S. government knew almost immediately that North Korea was behind the Sony Pictures hack is because the NSA has been tracking their hacker unit via malware for the past five years
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(62)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the lesser ponies overcome Bill Belichick's VCR, or will Tom Brady add another beard to his collection when the New England Patriots face the Indianapolis Colts for the AFC Championship? The fun starts at 6:40 PM ET on CBS
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(1803)
 
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
"In journalism, the list mated with what we used to call a 'news article' and has taken over all media outlets. The diminished nature of people's attention spans, coupled with the rise of SEO, has led to the birth of what we now call the 'listicle'"
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(81)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
George Lucas hates the Oscars, possibly because the Oscars honors things like, I don't know, strong acting, creative dialogue, exciting plots, genuine chemistry between the principal actors
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(70)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Diabetics may no longer have to deal with pricks
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(41)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack has surpassed one million units sold, putting it on-par with Frozen
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(83)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Artist re-imagines the 12 Zodiac signs as NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India in the running for the Global Prize for Extreme Cleverness after realizing that building solar panels over irrigation canals not only makes electricity but saves lots of water usually lost to evaporation
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
1. Ask social media for #FiveWordsToRuinADate. 2. Pull up a chair. 3. Laugh your ass off. Apparently the funniest people in the world are not all on FARK
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(144)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Texas gun nuts demonstrate how the Paris attack would've gone if only a Good Guy With A Gun was there, then immediately blame their total and hilarious failure on an insufficient number of guns. No, that last part wasn't a joke
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(399)
 
(Edelman)
 
 
 
75 percent of working journalists admit they feel increasing pressure to make sure their stories are shareable, trendable, and gosh-darn likeable on social media. +1
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(20)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Diane Feinstein is "disappointed" that the CIA cleared itself of wrongdoing in snooping through Senators' computers (w/ helpful pic redefining the term disappointed)
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(25)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Apple to start manufacturing its own CPUs, probably out of solid gold and diamonds to justify the price of a Macbook
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(47)
 
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
During surgery, doctors stop the heart, drain the blood from the cardiac and pulmonary arteries, and cool the person's body to about 60 degrees, which prevents brain damage
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(12)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bodies recovered from Ganges river in India. Um, isn't that the point?
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(60)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Saudi cleric issues fatwa against those who want to build a snowman. Followers on social media suggest that he let it go. Of course it's Saudi Arabia, so the cold never bothered them anyway
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Tue January 13, 2015
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Indiana state Senate panel passes bill for harsher beheading penalties, which should really cut down on the numbers in the state
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(66)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Social media ratings--apparently this is now a thing--are in for the weekend, and the Golden Globes almost beat out NFL football for most mentions on Twitter and Facebook
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(15)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Continuing Canada's tradition of electing insane mayors, this one says that he lied to the media to hide an affair, accuses police of installing spyware on his laptop and says someone will kill him at City Hall. It's like free cable up there
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(36)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Mississippi plans on making the Bible the state book, a welcome change from the current state book, The Turner Diaries
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(97)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Media angry Obama didn't join spur-of-the-moment march with 3 million people in wake of Paris' terrorist attacks and security lapses
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(284)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberal Media's pandering only made Obama's failure worse, say the ultra right wing conservative extremists at Salon.com
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(85)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In the Jewish Supermarket shooting in Paris, one employee risked his life and saved 15 people...a Muslim employee. And his response to the media "We are brothers. It's not a question of Jews, of Christians or of Muslims"
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(111)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Pick up your phone, order yourself a pizza in Taylor Negron's memory. Cancer claims the life of actor and stand-up comedian at age 57
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(74)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pulsar J1906+0746's rotating death ray has stopped irradiating Earth, proving something about gravity
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(22)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
News: War on terror gets major new ally in Anonymous. Fark: Which threatens to shutter jihadists' social media accounts
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(91)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
How real-time electricity measuring is about as likely to change Americans' patterns of power consumption as diabetes and heart attacks have stopped them from getting fat
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(56)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Perpetual motion device unveiled at CES. Inventors immediately arrested for breaking the laws of thermodynamics
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(196)
 
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Indian employee fired after skipping work for 24 years. Submitter looking to apply for open position
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(45)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Indian government announces it will start cleaning its offices with cow piss, because the country has a LOT of cow piss. And a lot of government buildings
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(29)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says that Philadelphia fans are the "worst in America." Although to be fair, no one will know how good or bad the Cleveland Indians fans are until some actually show up
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(67)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana lawmakers want to make an ancient sea lily the official state fossil and not Larry Bird
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(32)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"By wearing clothes that have been dip-coated in a silver nanowire solution that is highly radiation-insulating, a person may stay so warm in the winter that they can greatly reduce or even eliminate their need for heating their home"
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(52)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wanna know how much snow it takes to close schools by state? How about most popular beer by country? Or maybe the most recurrent word on each country's Wikipedia page? There's a map for that
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(36)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(InToday)
 
 
 
India STILL trying to take credit for first heavier-than-air manned flight, up the stakes by claiming to have figured out aerofoils 7,000 years before Wright brothers
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(44)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Okay, which angry Bills fan edited Doug Marrone's Wikipedia page?
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(18)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ex-KKK leader David Duke calls Nikki Minaj a "degenerate," Steve Scalise immediately sent out a press release calling her "one of the greatest women in modern times"
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(112)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you've been hoping to find a job as a giant monkey impersonator protecting Indian politicians, I have some bad news for you
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(22)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Want a misdiagnosis? There's an app for that
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(17)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turns out Indians have a problem with images of robot Ghandi on beer cans
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(81)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
They Might Be Giants are bringing back Dial-A-Song this year
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(25)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Remember that fire spreading towards the radioactive waste dump near St. Louis? The EPA hopes to have a remediation plan ready for public comment by 2017, in time for a new administration to put off implementation
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(46)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man successfully prospects for diamonds. Difficulty: NYC jewelry store
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(11)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme founder dead at 95. Shockingly, not of diabetes
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(5)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(Jim Romenesko)
 
 
 
Reuters tries to correct wire article about politician "John Bush," is rebuffed by their own editors in India who correctly point out that the man's full name is John Ellis Jeb Bush and thus no correction is necessary. Sticklers
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(92)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you ask a Canadian, he'll tell you that Canadians don't play American football. Americans play Canadian Football
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(36)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The eleven best media corrections of 2014. Just 11?
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(25)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Social media users may suffer from paranoia and shame when people find out they lied about hanging out in Southern California with Screech and his entourage, and yes, he had an entourage
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(45)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Columbia Journalism Review names Don Lemon the worst journalist of 2014. CNN immediately blames Columbia University for orchestrating the disappearance of MH370, Bill Cosby's rape fetish, and the Sony Hacking scandal
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(87)
 
(Medina-Gazette)
 
 
 
The one good time when your husband blasts you with a shotgun is when you find an undiagnosed heart condition and it saves your life
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(20)
 


Fri December 26, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Andy Dalton returns to practice. The rest of the team immediately feel ill
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(23)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
If you took a giant Santa hat that's 27 feet long and more than 17 feet around off the head of a brick sculpture in Indiana to get it dry-cleaned, please give it back, no questions asked
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(18)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A true Christmas tradition and a holiday classic: David Sedaris reads his outstanding Santaland Diaries. "Standing in a two-hour line makes people worry that they're not living in a democratic nation"
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(24)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police determine suspicious 'Secret Santa' gift is actually Nickelback CD, immediately destroy it
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(20)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
One of the SEALs who claims he shot bin Laden may have revealed classified information to the media, and the Navy isn't super thrilled about it
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(82)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity does NOT react well to being named "the worst" host on Fox News according to a poll of his fellow members of the media, goes on Twitter to vent his outrage. His poor capslock key may never recover
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(165)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You are not being misinformed, George Will really does like being named "Misinformer of the Year" by Media Matters
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(55)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Diamonds on the soles of her cleats and other Christmas gift ideas for the child born on third base
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(3)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Slow clap for gonorrhea rate decline, Christina Hendricks' boobies-Mad Men show, and Canadian physicists Drs. Terrance and Phillip discuss methane on Mars: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/14 - 12/20
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(9)
 
(NowGamer)
 
 
 
This Call of Duty ad may be the worst ad ever made. We think. Until now, it was only Canadians who were subjected to it
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(67)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's lawyer accuses CNN of manipulating interviews to make the comedian look bad, further claims the network won't stop badgering Cosby about what he did to make flight MH370 disappear
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(76)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Are you ready? It's the R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl (11a, ESPN), Gildan New Mexico Bowl (2:20p, ESPN), Royal Purple Las Vegas Bowl (3:30p, ABC), Famous Idaho Potato Bowl (5:45p, ESPN), and Raycom Media Camellia Bowl (9:15p, ESPN)
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(41)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tim Cook announces that he is greatly offended by media reports on how shabbily Apple's Chinese workforce is treated
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(38)
 
(Outdoor Hub)
 
 
 
Here's a photo of a very rare albino raccoon in Indiana which was relatively easy to take considering his front left paw was pinned inside a medieval looking metal trap
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(55)
 
(Airport World)
 
 
 
Fort Wayne airport experiencing "record growth" as people use it to flee Indiana at the rate of 1,800 people per week on planes going ANYWHERE else
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(16)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Christmas is less than a week away so it's time for the media to once again ask just what the heck is frankincense and myrrh
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(28)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientific breakthrough as new microscope uses Jem's backing band to diagnose diseases. Showtime synergy!
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(12)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The 10 habits of remarkably polite people. You don't have to be a Canadian to do well at this, but it doesn't hurt, eh?
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(8)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's time to reflect upon the most important events of 2014: that's right, it's the Year in Social Media Outrage over Meaningless Things
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(48)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists create the world's first smart bike that can sense hazards on the road. Upon completion bike immediately senses itself and self-destructs
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(39)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
There's no whey the Diamondbacks are this much of a gluten for punishment, right?
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man offers a free round the world trip with only two requirements. 1. Be named Elizabeth Gallagher. 2. Have a Canadian passport
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(31)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Proof that China is becoming richest, most powerful nation on earth: University student amazes people on social media for skipping rope with his butt. "While he's able to skip faster and faster, his callused butt sometimes suffers"
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(22)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Seek immediate medical attention if your planet experiences mantle stiffness for more than 4 millennia
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(10)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oyster herpes is back. Scientists once again try to combat clam-ydia
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(25)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bison herd under attack by wolves saved by the sudden appearance of an even more dangerous predator: a Canadian cab driver
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(29)
 
(Motorsports Talk)
 
 
 
Columnist asks "Is Danica Patrick on track to become a real doll," immediately starts saving $10,000
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(32)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
Floridians shot themselves by accident at least seven times this year
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(58)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The always-rational Aaron Sorkin says the media is the cause of the Sony hackers because they keep helping the attackers by sharing all the leaked information
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(52)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida office party hospitalizes 50 people. Company immediately named one of the top ten greatest places to work
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby breaks his silence, says the "white media" is against him and that only the "black media" will tell the truth. So it looks like it's all up to Lester Holt
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(172)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
IMDB voters select Interstellar as the top film of 2014 because they apparently didn't see Guardians of the Galaxy
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(135)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Your young son wets himself. Do you: A) Threaten to put him in diapers; B) Sooth him and tell him it's okay; C) Dress him up in girls clothing, mock him, take pictures of him, and post those pictures to Facebook so everyone can laugh?
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(120)
 
(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
"I have determined the statistical law of the diatomic molecule in Planck's radiation field by means of a comical witticism"
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(19)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Student develops social media reader that lets you track the moment your paranoid uncle starts to post unhinged rants, so you can unfollow before major damage has been done
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(12)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Here's some of the stolen Lindt chocolate we've recovered," the police said cordially
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(20)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby siamang debuts at Virginia Zoo, immediately gets picked on by older sister
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(9)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
World's oldest penguin undergoes radiation therapy to fight cancer. Yes, penguin
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(27)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Wikipedia is amazing. But it has become a rancorous, sexist, elitist, stupidly bureaucratic mess"
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(52)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Walmart truck driver who slammed into Tracy Morgan's limo says that the comedian can't be having money troubles since he "could afford to drive in a limo"
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(64)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
We traced the source of the attempt to remove the 'torture' reference from the Wikipedia article on the Senate's CIA torture report and it's coming from INSIDE THE SENATE
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(86)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Greek stock market crashes 13%, economy needs an immediate shot in the ass
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(48)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Media breathless over its discovery of 'vampers', a made-up word for kids who stay up late talking to their friends and playing games. No other generation ever did this, ever because there would be a fake name attached to it if they had
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(80)
 
(Cornwall Free News)
 
 
 
After bankrupt owner stops paying players, fans of a Canadian lower-tier pro hockey team are now passing buckets around at home games to make sure the team is paid SOMETHING
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(68)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
What can brown do for you? How about give you CPR when two UPS drivers find you in cardiac arrest in a church while making a delivery
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(23)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(European Union Times)
 
 
 
Top Russian military immediately begin duties at the new NDCC in Moscow as Putin says global war is near, prepares for massive blitzkrieg on Ukraine to secure energy pipelines for Turkey. Oh. Shiat
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(55)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sony celebrates 20 years of PlayStation. Enjoy two decades of American obesity, childhood diabetes and a generation of people living in their parents' basement
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National Geographic documentary claims the nation's lack of sleep is causing health problems. Doctors immediately recommend watching additional National Geographic documentaries
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(30)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Watch as this 30,000cc radial engine finally starts. WHOA
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(24)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Pantone Color Institute has declared that "Marsala" will be the color of the coming year replacing this year's reigning color "Radiant Orchid." Please adjust your monitors and wardrobes accordingly
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(52)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what it's like to be aboard a million-dollar racing sailboat as it hits a reef in the Indian Ocean?
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(24)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian teen arrested on terrorism charges after stealing money at knifepoint, possibly plotting to blow up a moose
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(25)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Conservative white comedian." Do you need any more details?
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(425)
 
(KPLU Seattle)
 
 
 
Seismologists say Cascadian subduction zone is quiet. Too quiet
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(32)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to immediately spot an American at any airport in the world
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(243)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why you shoulda listened to your momma and become a doctor: "Since the Great Recession struck in 2007, the median wage for people between the ages of 25 and 34, adjusted for inflation, has fallen in every major industry except for health care"
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(155)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Concordia captain didn't sound the alarm because he feared a panic, which is understandable given how scary the Kilrathi are
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(46)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Foxboro's hottest new club is called "Optum". Opened in 2015 by serial comedian John Wayne Brady and located in former season ticket holders' seats, this place has everything: high rollers, human jellyfish, Furkles and a midget Offensive Coordinator
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(36)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
India ranked as less corrupt than China for the first time in 18 years, yet both combined remain less corrupt than Illinois
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(58)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Wealthy venture capitalist: Rich people like me have been screwing you all for over 30 years - and here's why you really should stop us immediately
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(222)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians warned to leave Afghanistan because of spreading violence. Afghanistan is a dangerous place, who knew?
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(16)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Canadian family lived with man's dead body for six months as they prayed for resurrection. Didn't work
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(118)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Are the Indianapolis Colts ready to admit what Fantasy Football owners have known for the last six weeks: Trent Richardson is a bust
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(23)
 
(Inside Music Media)
 
 
 
iHeartMedia doesn't heart 1/3 of its workforce
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(43)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Indian IS recruit finds out the hard way that being a glorious Islamic State warrior in the great holy war is not all it's cut out to be after getting assigned toilet duty
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(43)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Idi Amin's son wishes to register a complaint with the Guardian about his dad's obituary...from 11 years ago. First of all, when the dictator engaged in cannibalism he did NOT use mornay sauce. Are we clear?
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(24)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
On Black Friday the Waltons, utterly aghast, spilled droplets of Goût de Diamants on their Silk Isfahan upon word of a peasant uprising. Describe the situation as a time of sorrow. "It was a pure silk Persian rug that can't be replaced"
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(76)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
People aren't the only thing the Indiana Dunes are eating. Apparently there are houses beneath them
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(37)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The SEC went 0-4 against the ACC yesterday. SEC East champion Missouri has a loss against Indiana, which is 4-8 this season including a loss to Bowling Green. Clearly, the greatest conference ever
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(112)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The most powerful woman in comic books is not Squirrel Girl, Wonder Woman, or Jessica Jones; no, it's Diane Nelson of DC Comics
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(94)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Check out this supercut that transforms bits of Breaking Bad dialogue into a cohesive rap song that actually makes sense
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(12)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Discovering that Indians have little appetite for doughnuts or coffee in the AM, Dunkin' Donuts India now specializes in chicken and veggie burgers, just like McDonald's and Burger King
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(11)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana road sign urges drivers to Slow the Fark Down
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(40)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And the moral of the story is that just because somebody returns home from visiting West Africa and they're vomiting and experiencing diarrhea don't assume they have Ebola
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(32)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Survey of Japanese workers reveals most would continue showing up to work even if running a bad fever. "Normal salarymen won't take the day off with even a 40°C fever. Those that immediately do so are communists"
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(106)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: A man at a hockey game goes in to cardiac arrest. Fark: And the goalie who happens to be a paramedic when not playing hockey rises to the occasion by helping to save the man by performing CPR until the paramedics got there
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(28)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving poutine manages to offend both Canadians and Native Americans alike
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(69)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists develop drug that reduces the harmful effects of binge-drinking on the brain. Clinical testing on Fark staffers is expected to begin immediately
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(61)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a woman searching for diamonds on the side of the road. Then things get weird
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(56)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy should get a Best Picture nomination at the Oscars
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(122)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know the theory that comets might have brought the building blocks of life from space to primordial earth? Well guess what the Philae lander just found on Comet 67P
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(110)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
James Gunn dares to criticize Marvel's shared movie universe, puts his chance to direct the Guardians of the Galaxy sequel at risk
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(114)
 
(Autocar (UK))
 
 
 
What is the most British car ever made? Points subtracted if it can drive a mile without dropping something important onto the road, like a drive shaft or radiator
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(29)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
While the media is quick to question the health risks of always having your head bowed down to look at your phone, why don't we hear a bad about the same dangers when knitting, playing chess, or reading a book?
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(94)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Toronto Zoo struggles with declining attendance in 2014, blames Canadian monkeys who are too polite to publicly masturbate or fling their poop at visitors
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(35)
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch talks to the media in a way that absolutely will not earn a fine from the NFL
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(80)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
71-year-old man with Type 2 diabetes, described as 'overweight and unfit' by his wife, is Britain's oldest regular footballer and has more than 600 goals (pic)
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(8)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cosby asked the media to "fact check." Well, they found a retired NBC exec who used to pay off Cosby's girls, and he kept the receipts. How's that?
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(351)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian inflation rate rises to 2.4 percent in October fuelled almost entirely by higher prices for smokes and bacon, aka the Canadian Dinner Party
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Rare 9.75 carat blue diamond sells for $32.6 million, or in NY Yankees terms, approximately 4 season box seats
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(8)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(White House)
 
 
 
White House names new executive pastry chef. Republicans immediately threaten to sue, saying it is beyond Obama's constitutional authority
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(90)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's lawyer calls the media firestorm "utter nonsense." Notice he does not say that about the rape allegations themselves, however
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(58)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Prime Minster Stephen Harper's soul has apparently touched down on the east coast and has been feeding
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(10)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
It's not just American media that pad out their news with bullshiat what-if stories. Here's a British newspaper asking if the lake-effect snow that hit New York is on its way to bury the UK
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(20)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
President Obama didn't ask the big networks for airtime, so the big networks aren't going to be carrying his immigration speech live. Obviously this is a big media conspiracy against Obama
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(81)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The life and times of pro wrestler Kamala, a once 400-pound giant now reduced to a double amputee in a wheelchair by Type 2 diabetes
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(54)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Google is giving away the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack today only. Come and get your love
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baby boy in India born with eight limbs has Hindus up in arms
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(62)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
And the next comedian scheduled to tank at the White House correspondents' dinner will be *spins wheel* ... Cecily Strong. Well, at least she'll look good doing it
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(79)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Six-months-pregnant Canadian woman learns the hard way that vacationing in a third-world country without universal health care can cost you millions of dollars
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(270)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
"There's a problem with the metric that TV networks are asking everyone in the media to look at when it comes to viewership: At least from an advertising perspective, it includes unicorns"
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(14)
 
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Indian government proudly announces 100 rural villages are "open defecation free." Then a government official went for a walk around in a brand-new pair of sandals, and the number was quickly dropped to 20
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(52)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Could the mainstream media be tiring Of Obama's intransigence?
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(47)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Now that the election is safely over, the "centrist" masks start coming off. Indiana Governor Mike Pence said he is planning to throw thousands in his state off food stamps because it will be "ennobling" for them
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(168)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Your kid is 136 times more likely to be poisoned by diaper cream than by weed
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(30)
 
(Betabeat)
 
 
 
According to a tweet I saw on Facebook by a friend I haven't seen in 40 years, and which had a cool photo of a cat with it, people trust social media less than any other form of communication
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(22)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Straight from the Fox News main page: Net Neutrality would bring an 'immediate' Internet tax
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(461)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
Video
 
Guardians of the Galaxy impromptu dance-off. That is all
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(37)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Steal a ball thrown to a visiting team's fan at a New Orleans Saints home game? That's a public shaming from local sports media in an article that even names you so other Who Dats know who you are
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(101)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan says Interstellar is supposed to sound like that. "I don't agree with the idea that you can only achieve clarity through dialogue"
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(126)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
James Gunn reveals how the most beloved character in Guardians of the Galaxy came to be
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(45)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10,000-year-old cave paintings depicting aliens and UFOs discovered in India. "Extensive research is needed for further findings," says archaeologist
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(73)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Chief of Viacom says the Nielsen ratings company is outdated. Apparently too many viewers' diaries still have "Leave it to Beaver" in the top 20
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin steals one from the GOP, starts his own Wikipedia
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(39)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
11/6/14: "Congratulations on being elected to the Arizona legislature." 11/14/14: "And by the way, in 2013, a warrant was issued for your immediate arrest"
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(19)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Feds ask Louisiana officials to keep a close eye on $14.5B in FEMA grants for post-Katrina repairs. Louisiana: Wait, what? We were supposed to what now? Hell of a party last night, I can tell you that much. Vitter broke out the diapers again
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(28)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Another "grassroots" organization, Truth in Texas Textbooks, hires voluntary scholars to purge the pro-Muslim bias in Texas textbooks and ask the tough questions like "Who are these Native Americans? Are they Indians?"
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(125)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Swiss pocket watch sells for a record $24 million. Everyone under 30 immediately asks "What's a watch?"
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(77)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Article asks why so few of India's men are willing to get a vasectomy compared to other countries. With helpful phallic bar graph
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(46)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
After seeing Bill Cosby's social media debacle, Dr. Oz decides to ask Twitter for health questions
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(31)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Arizona Diamondbacks are one of the few teams lucky enough to have a durable, established frontline catcher. So naturally they want to trade him
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(11)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street end of the year bonuses to drop 10%. CEOs immediately cut back to lighting their Cuban cigars with only $50 bills
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(9)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Four utterly incomprehensible British dialects are on a list of more than 200 languages around the world threatened by replacement with something normal people can understand
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(34)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Canadian letter to the editor: "When you are done with Obama, could you send him our way?"
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(118)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(Car Talk)
 
 
 
Take a dusty moment to enjoy the eulogy written by Lydia Magliozzi, daughter of Car Talk co-host Tom Magliozzi, for her father. Bonus: limericks
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(29)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
We're not saying Bob Dylan was bored with touring, all we're saying is that he wanted to star in a slapstick comedy for HBO and even had scraps of dialogue he kept in a box for just such an occasion
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(8)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Scientists name a new species of bat frog for Ozzy Osbourne, who immediately tracked one of the animals down, bit its head off, and said it was delicious
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(12)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone Magazine publishes its first issue in San Francisco this day in 1967, and immediately begins its 47 year descent towards irrelevancy
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Zero percent financing on new cars "could save you thousands", allow you to spend the savings on a computer with a sort of electronic diary feature that can publish your writing on the Internet, called a weblog or 'blog' for short
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(35)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"The upcoming cold snap is not a polar vortex. The polar vortex is something that's always been around, but it gained legs last winter as a new, scary-sounding way to describe cold weather on social media"
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(127)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're finding it harder to make out dialog over the soundtracks and sound effects of many recent movies, the good news is that it's probably not your hearing that's getting worse. The bad news is that filmmakers are doing it on purpose
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(60)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Put away your credit card--diamond engagement rings are over
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(59)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Ancient gladiators used to ingest recovery drinks made out of ash that still tasted better than kale shake
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(12)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Much to the dismay of fantasy football owners everywhere, the NFL will not allow Adrian Peterson to immediately return to action
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(17)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientists create Parkinson's disease in a dish, which immediately rattles off the table before smashing on the floor
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(3)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian WWI soldier's remains identified after nine decades, thanks to a lock of his girlfriend's hair. Lest we forget
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(65)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Congress edits Wayne Gretzky's Wikipedia bio because there's nothing better to do
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"We had been coming across references to 'Facebook Murder' in the media over the past few years but there had been no research. We wanted to see whether homicides in which Facebook was involved were any different to other homicides"
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(18)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Colts put Landry, Nixon on active roster, move Lombardi, Kennedy to physically unable to perform
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(10)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pediatrician to parents: Vaccinate your kids - or get out of my office
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(149)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
6 things the media won't say about these midterm elections
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(23)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Superhero movies you've never seen and will immediately regret if you do
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(116)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Good ways a school board can spend $157,000: 1) Hire more teachers, 2) A shiatload of chalk 3) New computers. Bad ways: 1) Hiring an ex-FBI agent to monitor the social media activity of students to find reasons to expel the black ones
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Sun November 02, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV. That's why this Canadian hospital is letting me assist in your rectal exam today
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(40)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Typically, when an inmate escapes from jail, prison officials immediately notify law enforcement. Typically. Some days, you just wait until the escapee has a seven hour head start
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(36)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man dressed as construction worker robs bank. Police also searching for his accomplices, which are said to include a cop, an Indian, a cowboy, and a biker
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(21)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
John McCain breaks his silence on the Palin family brawl and condemns them for not having enough self-respect. Just kidding. He blames the liberal media
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(84)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Amateur sleuth believes the Zodiac Killer will soon be unmasked. No, really. This time for sure
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(36)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
Burger King introduces new Mutton Whopper. Difficulty: India only
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(31)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
If you go trick-or-treating at the Indiana Governor's home, don't act surprised if you're given lasagna
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(29)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
A clear winner in the annual "Who Asked For THIS?" contest are new toys that allow babies to upload photos to social media sites. Really
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(41)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists vaccinate wild koalas against chlamydia after abstinence only program fails to stop spread of disease
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(30)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Canoe)
 
 
 
The most Canadian police chase ever involved a suspect "making a getaway in a red canoe"
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(41)
 
(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Canadian town stays teetotal for 100 years... only to find the Prohibition wasn't a real law
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(29)
 
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Ten books that have never gone out of print. "It's Not News It's Fark: How Mass Media Tries to Pass Off Crap as News" not among them
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(7)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Economists: Lower gas prices mean immediate middle-class spending stimulus
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(51)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Social experiment: A week after an attack on the capital by a Muslim extremist what does it take to get the average Canadian to react violently to a Muslim trying to ride a bus?
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(39)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Johnny Cash's son arrested after stripping to his underwear at Canadian airport. Police determined he was drunk after he was unable to walk the line
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(30)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this: it turns out that ESPN may be propping up the SEC in its media coverage
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(189)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists say the BP oil spill in 2010 left an oily "bathtub ring" on the sea floor that perists to this day that is one full standard Rhode Island in diameter
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(79)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man rigs up his fridge's ice maker so that it only dispenses candy and diabetes
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(44)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians get back their politeness this week by shooting each other with BB guns instead of real ones. You'll shoot your eye oot, kid
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(17)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Nobody gives a shiat about Cowboys vs. Indians anymore. Maybe they should add aliens to the mix?
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Half of Canadians say they feel "pressured" to spend more on Halloween and to give out the good candy, like mini Mars bars and stuff instead of cheap crap like those gross orange taffy chews that come wrapped in wax paper
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(69)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jared Diamond: "150,000 years ago, humans wouldn't figure on a list of the five most interesting species on Earth"
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(62)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
You MIGHT be Canadian if this makes any sense whatsoever to you: Jian Ghomeshi fired from Q
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(140)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
New findings reveal that a baby's cry can indicate hunger, diaper change, cocaine use by the mother
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(8)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
To today's medical researchers looking for a cure for Alzheimer's, William S. Burroughs' drug diaries and novels are shopping lists for hallucinogens they need in their research. Their 'research.' Right
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Neil Diamond reveals the truth behind popular urban legend that "Sweet Caroline" is really an ode to JFK's daughter. "The song was about my wife at the time - her name was Marsha - and I couldn't get a 'Marsha' rhyme"
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(32)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian Government decides on what new powers to give police. Super speed would be cool, but no capes
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(117)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Locked down during shooting on Wednesday morning, Canadian politicians trapped on Parliament Hill sharpened the tops of flagpoles and were preparing use them as spears against the gunman firing outside their door
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(77)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
India has Love Commandos, and they protect young upper and lower caste couples having forbidden affairs that could be punished by death if discovered. That's right, baby. Love Commandos
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(58)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's official: Ted Cruz is still Canadian and can't run for President
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(116)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin says that if she were Chelsea Clinton, the media would be praising her as a feminist hero
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(262)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Saddest pic you'll see today: the dogs of the Canadian soldier shot dead at the War Memorial in Ottawa wait for him to come home
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(166)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Much like Halley's Comet, you'll probably see a Canadian openly carrying a handgun only once in your life. So here's a photo of Kevin Vickers, parliament sergeant-at-arms and Canada's newest national hero
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(161)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
National Science Foundation's "Project Truthy" awards its first grant to monitor speech in social media. What could possibly go wrong?
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(208)
 
(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
16,000 diapers stolen from Dallas Charity. Suspect is described as a black male, average build, with panty on his head
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(59)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gamer celebrity Felicia Day speaks out about #GamerGate and their campaign of harassment and Doxxing, #GamerGate responds by immediately posting her home address online
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(949)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Can Michelle O replace Diane Feinstien In Senate? Fark ready quote from article, "It's a shoo-in. A ham sandwich could get elected on the Democratic line in California"
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(136)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cosmic background radiation looks cooler when wearing Ray Bans
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(7)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian electoral authorities unable to add 'None of the above' option to any elections, are exploring a "Sorry, eh?' option for Canadians to spoil their ballots with and not hurt anyone's feelings
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(27)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Board of Elections finds 850 voters aged 164. Yankees immediately offer all of them nine-figure long-term contracts
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(120)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun
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(58)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Canada Post to stop delivering mail door-to-door, meaning that Canadians will have to hike to the mailbox to pick up their subscriptions to The Hockey News, Bacon Today and getting their Gordon Lightfoot cassettes
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(104)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck works out with, addresses Michigan State Spartans football team before they played Indiana. Why? He wasn't in "300"
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(16)
 
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Changing a dirty diaper at a restaurant table. New hotness: Letting your kid pee into a plastic bottle at a restaurant table
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(97)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Lakers Steve Nash hurts his back carrying luggage, immediately tells Kobe to pack lighter on road trips
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(8)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy, or, Interplanetary Unusual Attacking Team, suffers from poor subtitles in its Chinese release. Do not want
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(49)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Vince Gilligan helped birth great TV about scientists. "At the television science fair, CSI is the homemade volcano; House is testing which appliances have the most bacteria. In walks Breaking Bad with a month's worth of data on phytoremediation"
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(39)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Childhood obesity dropping in preschool-age kids. Pharmaceutical companies immediately cut production on Flintstones high cholesterol pills
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(12)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
2014 was The Year of the Soundtrack, with Guardians of the Galaxy and Frozen breaking records left and right
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(16)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tom Hardy and Will Smith express interest in the Suicide Squad movie. Fans immediately expressed their disinterest after learning of the news
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(110)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Behold the Porsche 919 steering wheel - just a simple combination 24 buttons, 6 paddles, 5 rotary dials, and 1 big screen in the middle
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's start diagnosing our children with a new social media-inspired "disorder" called FOMO. YOLO
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(51)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
CBS launches their own streaming service despite the fact their core audience is still using dialup and wondering why the network canceled Murder, She Wrote
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(47)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Since Ebola treatment is free in the U.S., vomiting and bleeding Africans will immediately pay thousands to get on the first plane here, says noted sane person Ann Coulter
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(210)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Presby, responsible for a misdiagnosis and the infection of two nurses, is a stellar hospital
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(74)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not news: TV news anchor gives information about Ebola. News: It's factual, free of fearmongering and takes the media to task for trying to scare the country. Fark: It's Shepard Smith on FOX News
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(130)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Bengals coach Marvin Lewis explains why concussion symptoms can linger for weeks: The media
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New software scans social media photos for facial expressions and company logos and uncovers gems like this: Adidas discovered that 13% of its customers are also Beliebers
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(33)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Dear Diary: Today I evaded tax
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(58)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
It rains diamonds on Jupiter and Saturn but their surfaces are so hot the gems melt, and other useless information you can live without
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(18)
 
(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
"If you want to add a frisson to your next dinner party conversation, one of the most potent incendiaries is claiming cars are art"
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(11)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan high school football team cancels its season over safety concerns. Jacksonville Jaguars immediately ask: "Can we do that?"
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(32)
 
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
School bus bursts into flames. Children immediately notify Facebook, Twitter, then parents (Video)
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(21)
 
(Mic)
 
 
 
Western media treat Ebola pandemic like a game of Where's Waldo
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(20)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
You can now have a working black hole that even emits Hawking radiation on your desktop
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(11)
 
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
That Canadian woman refused a job because she's Christian? Fake. Fakety fake fake fake
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(177)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gone Girl stakes Dracula at the box office, raking in $27.6 million while the umpteenth reboot of Vlad Tepes' origin made $23 million. Steve Carrell's latest comes in #3 with $20 million, and Guardians of the Galaxy falls of the Top Ten
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(58)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Residents and businesses located within 10 miles of any of Canada's nuclear reactors to be given anti-radiation potassium iodine pills for no good reason to panic whatsoever
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(55)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Will Russian media report that Putin lapped the field twice in his win? Can Hamilton extend his point lead over Rosberg? Is Marussia leaving Jules Bianchi's car parked right? This is your Russian Grand Prix discussion thread at 7am EDT on NBCSN
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(63)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. Havard scientists announce possible cure for type 1 diabetes, using embryonic stem cells. What could possibly go wrong?
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(53)
 
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Canadian Health Minister: "We are asking Canadians living in Sierra Leone, Guinea and Liberia to consider leaving by commercial means while they are still available"
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(66)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
New customer service robot at Indianapolis airpor...Really? This is really what we're doing?
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(77)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What do you get after combining diamond and meteorite dust plus white truffle? The world's most expensive blow dry, of course
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(17)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're a prospective juror for a well-publicized trial, it's best not to start telling your friends and the media everything you learned. The lawyers hate that
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(44)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
This weekend is Canadian Thanksgiving, when Canadian Farkers will gather on their chesterfields, drinking a two-four with their Sorels up on the ottoman watching the Roughriders lose to the Rough Riders by a rouge or whatever. Happy Thanksgiving, eh?
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(12)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped Canadian military going ahead with tests to determine if surface ships can be refitted as submarines
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(46)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Comer Cottrell, who invented the cheap home Jheri curl kit, has passed away. Doctors say his ethereal form was radiating visible spectrum light waves
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(43)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
After another major derailment, Canadian train companies are on board with new rules to address extreme fatigue in engineers and by "on board" we mean "strongly oppose"
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(20)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Where's your cardboard 3D glasses when you need them? Certainly not around when you want to view a cool 3D image of the Red Planet taken from India's Mars Orbiter Mission
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(22)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
The world's most expensive burger: Canadian lobster, Kobe beef and black truffle brie in a gold leaf coated brioche bun. Also, coincidentally, the world's most disgusting burger
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(67)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson's braids auctioned for $37,000. Winning bidder immediately smokes them
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(6)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian military's 50-year-old Sea King helicopters are so bad they don't go anywhere without a flatbed following them in case they have to be trucked back to their airfield after an emergency landing when they catch fire. As happened yesterday
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(44)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Glowing green orbs seen in the sky of Canada have a scientific explanation, which for once is not 'drunk Canadians'
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(25)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian parent: "Is Leaf Nation safe for my kids?"
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(22)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Artist transforms a log into Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy. Well, that must have been hard work
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(13)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
India and Pakistan clash over Kashmir, can't agree on whether it should be machine washed or dry-cleaned
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(57)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
People with tattoos and piercings lobby Canadian government to make it illegal for employers not to hire someone just because they have a snake tattoo and eight pounds of metal in their face: "You can't just remove your tattoos for the day"
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(273)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC gambling on a Say Anything TV show sequel working, though they admit the climactic scene where Lloyd Dobler holds an iPod over his head outside Diane Cort's window needs a little work
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(30)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
"There's never been a better time to be a media-savvy expert in America, it seems. Cable networks want to put you on TV, publishers want to give you a book deal, and newspapers desperately want your quote. The only thing missing? Actual clout"
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(14)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
DEA: "We can take pictures off your phone and create a phony social media account in your name"
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(110)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Now that the world already knows about the massive walrus pod in Alaska could the media please stop buzzing it with your media aircraft because it's really freaking them out
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(32)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US Supreme Court rules that all God fearing Republican Christians in Indiana, Utah, Oklahoma, Virginia, and Wisconsin divorce their spouses and immediately gay marry the nearest homosexual they can find
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(477)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Publix puts an immediate stop to extreme couponing after realizing they're losing money
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(68)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Us vs. them: What's wrong with you people? The fault, dear Fark Politics Tab, is not in ourselves, but in the architecture of our social media
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(36)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Woman named Isis wants media to stop using ISIS. Family friend Al Qaeda seen nodding in agreement
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(73)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
China warns Hong Kong of "unimaginable consequences" if pro-democracy marches don't stop immediately
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(130)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study shows the power of social media for terror propaganda. Which is pretty easy to understand, after getting all those links and stories from your crazy Uncle Joe and Gramma Mary Ann, bless their hearts
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two female teachers charged with felonies after having a three-way with a 16 year-old. Authorities were quick to investigate the crime, having learned of it almost immediately because the 16 year-old kept bragging about it to his friends
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(435)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(WTAE)
 
 
 
The Diaper Sniper is about to collide with Bow Season. Let's see if anything interesting happens
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(79)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Country act Lady Antebellum admit they "need to evolve," immediately lose 80% of their fanbase
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(53)
 

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