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191 headlines found matching 'DEP'
Wed September 02, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
ISIS you all are slacking on your campaign of cultural vandalism, there's a lot more priceless World Heritage sites to pick from around the world to deprive of humanity
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Tue September 01, 2015
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Multiple departments responded to today's most ironic headline
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(40)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
How much does Jedi master Yoda weigh? Let's go to the Physics Dept. for this one
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(38)
 


Sun August 30, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will anyone believe Junkie Depp that the dead walk? Will Travis continue to prove his uselessness? Will Matt die so we can stop being forced to pretend we care about Madison? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sat August 29, 2015
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Back in the '70s this deputy survived an encounter with a UFO. Includes picture of a very nice classic police car
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(44)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Erika continues to lose interest, may just fall into a depression as it visits Cuba
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(28)
 


Fri August 28, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
GOP presidential candidate Ben Carson: "We don't need a Department of Veterans Affairs, look what happened with Ashley Madison"
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(137)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Donald Trump announces plans to overhaul the tax code. "Hedge fund managers won't be happy." No word yet on how much of a tax credit you'll get for each Mexican you capture and deport
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(153)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Young goths "at risk of depression"
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Thu August 27, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton, "Honestly, I was an idiot and irresponsible and of course it's obvious I should not have done that." Just kidding, she says it was allowed by State Department rules, but she should have had two emails
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(178)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
From the "A fool and his money are soon parted" department: Topps has found a way to adapt to a digital world. Specifically, charging real cash for "virtual trading cards"
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Tue August 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How satisfied are the Atlanta Falcons with their depth at QB? They're about to unleash the dragon
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(29)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The man who was shot to death in a suburban PA courthouse after charging at a sheriff's deputy with a knife turns out to be that same harmless eccentric who jumped a White House Fence earlier this year
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(40)
 
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
AL youth cheerleading coach says she was forced to resign after creating "drama" by complaining about the T-shirt the team's president wore to practice. The offending T-shirt? Just a harmless t-shirt depicting a Klansman burning a cross, that's all
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(154)
 
(ivn.us)
 
 
 
"Drew Curtis says Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump changed the game for Independents like him"
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Mon August 24, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's probably best if you don't leave cash for your house deposit in a backpack at your table while you stand in line to order food
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ascot boffins calculate perfect formula for flawless cream tea, conclude that clotted cream and jam should always be served at room temperature, but scone temperature should vary depending on cream tea being Devon-style or Cornish
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Sun August 23, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Carson would order American citizens deported and military strikes on Mexican caves because fark bats
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Sat August 22, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Despite years of warnings that the Earth's supply of helium is quickly running out, scientist in a high pitched voice says there are large deposits of the element underground
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(27)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois Department of Corrections employee complies with Freedom Of Information Act request, gives out personal data on hundreds of employees to the friend of an incarcerated felon
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Fri August 21, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Barack Obama will leave his party in its worst shape since the Great Depression - even if Hillary wins"
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Wed August 19, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
When citizens conspire to import a dangerous illegal substance, they face harsh prison sentences. When a state's department of corrections conspires to import a purposefully deadly illegal substance, they get a politely-worded letter from the FDA
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Tue August 18, 2015
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Deputy Mayor and millionaire property developer illegally shuts down street for his wedding. Tells investigators he can't hear them over the sound of his four helicopters and fleet of luxury cars
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Mon August 17, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
US State Department: Hey, we were moving some furniture around so we could clean the baseboards and happened to find 18,000 emails relevant to a FOIA request from 3 years ago. Whoops
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
About a month before the event, Home Depots across Nevada set up a special "Burning Man" sections to handle the huge surge in demand for for tarps, generators, pvc pipe, rope, rebar, dusk masks, and most importantly... rubber bands?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Fire Department helicopter suffers mechanical failure while fighting a brush fire and has a hard landing in the Rose Hills cemetery. They are still recovering bodies into the night
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(28)
 


Sun August 16, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Volkswagen deploys a 420,000 vehicle recall after airbags don't deploy
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Fri August 14, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Deputy Police Chief fired after being outed by the FBI as a member of the local chapter of the KKK, so of course the local school board hires him to be a school resource office
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Thu August 13, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
From Fark's "Where are they now?" Department: Whatever happened to David Cassidy? More than you might think
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Wed August 12, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We can all agree that vertical videos deprive us of important peripheral cues and are antithetical to how our horizontal field of vision works right? Well, tough luck: the unwashed masses have spoken
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(87)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As more states are legalizing pot, sheriff's departments across the country are requesting tanks to combat it
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Tue August 11, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Having an argument with a family member about whether the U.S. Civil War was fought over slavery? Let's ask Col. Ty Seidule, Head of the Department of History at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In what is sure to attract little attention, the Pentagon is "requesting" the Ferguson police department return two military grade Humvees
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(73)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The problem isn't so much that we have department of pre-crime, it's that the department of pre-crime is run by the TSA
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(48)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The Anchorage Fire Department say in the last ten days they treated 88 people who smoked synthetic marijuana. Also, when will the media stop calling Spice synthetic marijuana since its effects are nothing like marijuana
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Mon August 10, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
DeDeldrick of DeQuincy gets DeYear in DePrison for printing DeMoney
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(31)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The depressing reality of working retail management. You will well and truly come to despise the public
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
New fish discovered in Gulf of Mexico that lives in the lightless depths only visible in your nightmares
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Sun August 09, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It took eighteen months for the Human Resources Department of the City of New York to fire a man because he hadn't been on the job for a year and a half. Then they realized he couldn't be fired because he was dead
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
No fire hydrant? No problem. Watch a firehose over a mile long get deployed in about two minutes
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Sat August 08, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Not News: A man had his car repossessed. Kinda News: As he was at Walmart. Karma: As he was stealing from the electronics department
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Fri August 07, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Dept. of Ed. finds 11th-graders reading "The Three Little Pigs". Investigation promises to blow the house down
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Thu August 06, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
State lawmaker complains that local deputy treated him like a child on a traffic stop. Apparently "treating like a child" means giving him a warning after clocking him doing 94 in a car with state license plates
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(42)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Parents outraged after deputy decides a child has a "special need." A special need for handcuffs, that is
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Four Southern California police officers from various departments are charged with putting the boot in boot camp on 13 "at risk" youths
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(36)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Former deputy police chief and MADD chapter president charged with impaired driving
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(25)
 
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Arby's tribute to Jon Stewart is the savviest bit of self-deprecation you may ever see in a TV commercial
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Wed August 05, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Office Depot gives 400 stores their pink slip
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Tue August 04, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler recalls 320,000 Dodge Chargers because airbags shouldn't deploy when you shut the door
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Sun August 02, 2015
(Economist)
 
 
 
The Economist does an in-depth investigation on whether or not the U.S. economy will ever truly recover. Just kidding. The Economist does an investigative report on why Mexicans like Morrissey so much
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Sat August 01, 2015
(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
Legendary filmmaker and "King of the B's" Roger Corman talks about feminism, Poe, and the state of independent filmmaking. No snark here, just a really interesting chat and worth the read
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Fri July 31, 2015
(Road Warrior Voices)
 
 
 
There are a lot of things on the to-do list whenever a plane prepares to depart from an airport: Passengers on board? Check. Got enough fuel? Check. Snacks and drinks stocked? Check. All the luggage from the previous flight unloaded? Ooops
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you are passing by the White House, be sure to give some cash to Spread Love, a street band that has been annoying Treasury Department and the lawyers at Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom
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(83)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
New Black Mass trailer shows Johnny Depp and Benedict Cummerbund playing the Bulger brothers, disturbingly well
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(53)
 


Thu July 30, 2015
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Study undertak es to understa nd how people be have depending on w hether the tab le requests sep arate ch ecks or s p l i t s t h e b i l l e v e n l y
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Just like the rest of America, Justin Bieber feeling depressed about his musical comeback
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(36)
 
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Caught on tape: WSJ foreign affairs columnist and deputy editor plots with Pro-Israel group to kill Iran nuclear deal
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(201)
 
(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
South America facing a financial crisis not seen since the 1980s. Only needs the CIA to depose a few countries' leaders to really get that authentic '80s flavor
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(63)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What do you call a State Department colleague who hasn't sent coworkers a single email for two months? Madam Secretary
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Wed July 29, 2015
(Jagran Post)
 
 
 
Large number of security personnel deployed to end violent riot sparked by unprovoked chicken attack
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(39)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Having belatedly noticed that the prog-loving nerds they ridiculed for 40 years are their only remaining readers with disposable income, Rolling Stone does an in-depth profile of expressionless Genesis keyboard god Tony Banks
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(28)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
USS Normandy releases action-packed deployment video with deck gun and F-18 flyby action
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(27)
 
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
There's normal levels of idiocy, then there's "Telling an Australian Aborigine (and former Australian of the Year) that if he doesn't like the country he should leave (and should be deported)" levels of idiocy
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Mon July 27, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
On the one hand Hillary is for the Keystone XL pipeline, on the other hand she's not....depending on where she's campaigning
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian bombers approach U.S. airspace to wish fighter pilots a happy Independence Day, turn tail once fighters offer to help Russians celebrate a Mayday
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(125)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just Johnny Depp in full Capt. Jack regalia bottle-feeding an orphaned baby bat
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(46)
 


Sun July 26, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because they were too drunk the first time, a second vote on Scottish independence is inevitable
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Sat July 25, 2015
(Texas Public Radio)
 
 
 
"We are collecting 75 thousand signatures to place the issue of Texas Independence as a non-binding referendum on the Republican Party primary ballot in 2016," and there's not a thing the GOP can do to stop them
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(343)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Yes, fire departments actually do rescue kittens from trees, especially on Caturday
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Fri July 24, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
When your prostitution ring involves using eel blood to fake virginity in order to lure in customers you're already through the looking glass of depravity
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(88)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Among the indie games showcased in LA recently: a pointless game paying homage to the creator's grandmother, an artist in the '60s. With the player depicted as a floating, three-legged, pulsing vagina
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Thu July 23, 2015
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Good reason to use fireworks: Celebrating our independence from the British. Bad reason to use fireworks: Throwing them at a homeless man with your kids in the car
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Wed July 22, 2015
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
After an embarrassing deputy hire-and-fire, Volusia County announces stringent new hardcore background check technology: Google
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(41)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Ukraine believes that French actor Gerard Depardieu is "a threat to national security"
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(33)
 


Tue July 21, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NAACP opens Vermont chapter. With picture depicting the entire black population of Vermont
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(52)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In addition to being broke, in a depression, and not smelling all that good, Greece is now on fire
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(59)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
This super hot, smart guy I know brought up a study that suggests a woman's ability to orgasm during sex is dependent on the distance between tee hee and her hooha. Let's all measure
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(805)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Deluged by unexpected flood of tips about illegal ethnic Korean neighbors who should be deported immediately, Japanese immigration authorities suspect "tipsters" of being garden-variety bigots seeking rumored Internet bounty
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Sun July 19, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
None of you are trained for close combat pistol fights and half of you have been hiding from deployments in Recruiting and Retention since 9/11. Wanna play sheepdog?
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(136)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That thousand-page deposition Cosby gave in 2006, the one that neither side was allowed to release? Oops, it's available to the public from a court reporting service. And released
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(148)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Americans prefer different f*cking curse words depending on where they live. Bloody hell. Not safe for work language, obviously
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(139)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
South Korea to deploy robots to defend their borders against Sarah Conner
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(14)
 


Thu July 16, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gettysburg police department refuses to remove confederate battle flag from its uniform patches. Gettysburg, South Dakota
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(144)
 
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Texas woman is so angry she just got a new job that she assaults a police officer at a routine traffic stop, then gets so depressed that she hangs herself in her jail cell not 72 hours later, just before she is scheduled to be released. According to the police
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Wed July 15, 2015
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Trump: I had 15,000 people at my rally Saturday. Fire Department: Um, the room holds 4,200. Trump: LIAR
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(159)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo 2Q earnings fall after under performance by mortgage departments, banking divisions, stagecoach deliveries
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(11)
 


Sun July 12, 2015
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit Police Department now suffering its worst manpower shortage in nearly a century. Which is no big deal since residents agree there's nothing left for anyone to actually want to steal
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(108)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(9 News)
 
 
 
Three years of probation and 100 hours of community service seems about right for stealing four guns from a police evidence room and trying to sell one, if you're a sheriff's deputy
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(64)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC sanitation department says the World Cup ticker tape parade was a sweeping success. Here's how they did it
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(15)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(Radio Sweden)
 
 
 
Santa Claus' reindeer depth-chart takes a big hit
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(19)
 
(WCBI Tupelo)
 
 
 
Deputy Circuit Clerk arrested on voter fraud, changing addresses of illegal residents so they would vote for a certain candidate. No word if an ID will be required for bail
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(40)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Thailand deports 100 ethnic Muslim minorities back to China. Ignored: Uighur pleas
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(57)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's really bad when the FAA drops their support of a presidential candidate. Waypoints such as DONLD, TRMMP and UFIRD will be renamed. The IVNKA ONE departure may be renamed as well, hopefully to the IVNKA ONE arrival
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(31)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Iowa Dept. of Transportation chief: "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads"
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(43)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Donald gets fed up with GOP/Fox News and threatens to run as an Independent, because we all know how it turned out the last time a Bush had to run against a Clinton and a wealthy third party conservative alternative. LET ME FINISH
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(218)
 


Thu July 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Justice Department shuts down GOP whackaloons
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(70)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
The mayor of the appropriately-named Whitesboro, NY swears its town seal is not racist--which is a bit hard to square with the seal's depiction of what appears to be a white settler choking a Native American man to death
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(270)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders gives an in-depth interview, discusses his vision for America. Shockingly, he doesn't say anything about the end times cometh with his socialism
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(708)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Shortly after a lawsuit was filed against Josh Duggar by one his victims, Josh's sister, a fellow victim and likely deponent in the lawsuit decides she needs to take a "mission trip" to an undisclosed country for an indefinite time
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Sun July 05, 2015
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Cry Moar: Police departments say budgets will be devastated now that they can't take your stuff without ever charging you with a crime
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(176)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Australian news helicopter swoops in to warn surfers of an approaching great white shark, depriving the beast of a snack and upsetting the balance of nature
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(30)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Welcome to Bristol, Rhode Island, home of the Blithewold Mansion, Roger Williams University, and the oldest Independence Day celebration in the country ... which they've been celebrating annually since 1785
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(16)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Regarding the Declaration of Independence: was John Hancock's signature too big or was everyone else's too small? Or was he was trying to compensate for something?
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Fri July 03, 2015
(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
In-depth look at the genius who Yoko Ono called "the most influential Beatle." Paul McCartney: "'I remember the moment, standing there and looking at John and then looking at George, and the look on our faces was like ...what is this?"
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Thu July 02, 2015
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Meditation retreats can trigger anxiety and depression, especially when the people realize they paid $300 to just sit and think for ten straight hours
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some people consider having blue eyes to be a beautiful thing but it also means they may be more dependent on alcohol due to genetics. Here comes the science
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(25)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Have you noticed that airline ticket prices have been pretty high for a while? The U.S. Justice Department has
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Did you leave a giant handprint on the Declaration of Independence? If so, the National Archives would like a word with you
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(42)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Enough about all the emails from the State Department that Hillary Clinton deleted or altered, here are the funniest ones that still exist
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Tue June 30, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia is 're-examining the legality' of "letting" the Baltic countries be independent
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why you should not allow department store mannequins to handle fireworks this fourth of July (video)
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(26)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Special Surveillance Court allows the U.S. Government to resume bulk data collections. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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(53)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get ready for Falkland War #2, Argentinian judge orders asset seizure from British and American companies looking for oil deposits around the island
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(185)
 
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Hey, where are you all going? Get back here, we still have a few more SCOTUS decisions to hear, like whether we can have an independent commission get rid of those super wonky gerrymandered districts. (Coverage starts at 9)
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(348)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
So, would you pass the U.S. citizenship quiz, or would you fail and have to be deported back to your country of origin?
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(184)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Purge must continue: Activists call for the removal of two historic, 60-year-old stained glass windows at National Cathedral ... because each of them shows a small Confederate flag in the Civil War scenes they depict
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Fri June 26, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The US State Department recently released a report detailing China's human rights abuses. Coincidentally, China also released a report detailing US human rights abuses. No word if the phrase "I know you are, but what am I" was in the report
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(50)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
While everyone else is dropping the Confederate flag like a hot potato, the Defense Department is sloooowly reviewing whether the flag is "overtly" racist
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(74)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
OH Gov John Kasich goes Full RINO, says it is not practical or humane to deport all the people here illegally :"I'm not for putting them on a school bus, driving them to the border, opening the door and just telling them to get out"
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(48)
 
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Police identify man shot by deputy, possibly for having his hair upside down (pic)
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(59)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Los Angeles Times thinks the Uber ruling is bad for "Californians looking for part-time, temporary or entrepreneurial work." Wait, isn't the newspaper delivered by independent contractors?
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(63)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Why on Earf won't Will Smith be in Independance Day: Resurgence?
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(47)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
It's not a good wedding until 16 different police departments show up
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(38)
 
(Tampa Bay Newspapers)
 
 
 
Wondering what to do July 4, 2015? Pinellas County's Ric Romero wannabe says highlight will be firework shows, drops some background knowledge on this important holiday with "Independence Day facts" section
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(10)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Best Korea blocks access to Instagram because the selfies are too depressing
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(18)
 
(XP (the webcomic)
 
 
 
For your Tuesday enjoyment, here's Disney princesses depicted as velociraptors
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(38)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Independence Day 2 will be entitled 'RESURGENCE." No word if that means we'll see an ineffective Macintosh computer take down the alien's superior technology yet again
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(156)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio: 'In the wake of the South Carolina church shootings, I will send my deputies out to patrol black churches in Phoenix." Black church leaders: "Uh, thanks, but we're good"
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(118)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The Independent has discovered three entire Tweets pointing out that the abbreviation for an original Latin dinosaur name sounds vaguely like an obscure xenophobic British slang word. Therefore, Jurassic World is racist
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(94)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Murder suspect found hiding in a refrigerator. Deputies believe the murderer is (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) cold blooded
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(20)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado deploys tiny wasps from China to fight tree-killing beetles
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(74)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
High School bans valedictorian from graduation ceremonies because he talks back to his teachers. School officials say they're glad they got to press the independent thought alarm just one more time on this kid
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(145)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Wyoming DOT deploy the M101 howitzer in what may be one of the best jobs in the world
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(36)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Within two weeks, the Labor Department will announce what that rule is, what that new threshold is. And I can tell you that the shiat is going to hit the fan"
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(299)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Tropical depression Bill to become post-tropical by Thursday. Man, Schoolhouse Rock has really dropped the ball since the '70s
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(28)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Usually, when there's a problem in a police department, the officers come together to 'keep it in the family.' Unless, of course, that's the problem
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(47)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
'The object of this invention is to independently secure breast receiving pockets to the body of the wearer laterally beyond the breasts by a ring secured to the inner side of each pocket at the periphery of the latter and having an adhesive ...'
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(20)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Apple: Hey, Independent Label, would you like to join our new music streaming service? Independent Label: Sure. Apple: Ok, but we might not pay you anything for a while. Independent Label: Actually, I think I'll pass
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(59)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas creates state-run gold depository beyond the reach of federal 'confiscation.' You know... *cocks six-shooter* ... Just in case
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(113)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Funeral homes would be less depressing if they just added more comfort dogs
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(29)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
According to the fired director of Arizona's Department of Weights and Measures, the governor of Arizona is a "lying, puffed up evil Barney Rubble"
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(48)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
"I'm ambivalent about a remake. On the other hand, it depends on how much they pay me"
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(21)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Eater)
 
 
 
An in-depth look at the experience of running a restaurant. Minute-by-minute for one whole night
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(4)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Life under ISIS is as grim and depressing as you thought
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(121)
 
(Libsyn)
 
Audio
 
And now, an in-depth discussion of America's Wang, and the weirdos who decide to live there
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(16)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago police department bans knit caps, baseball hats, and, most significant of all, visible tattoos. "To be professional, we must look professional"
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(116)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why doesn't anyone talk about the good things FIFA does, like employing a comically overweight Gerard Depardieu, for example?
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(11)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A spoiler-filled recap of last night's depressing Game of Thrones, an episode that will put you off of both s'mores and barbecue
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(347)
 
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Today's 'police pepper-spray bystander for filming them and destroy his phone' video is courtesy of the Austin Police Department
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(178)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
The Columbia, Missouri Police Department says they can no longer dispose of prescription drugs. No word yet if it's because they already have enough
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(48)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police department releases video of officers epic fails on Segway. "Okay. There's gonna have to be a little training"
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(10)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(The Joplin Globe)
 
 
 
Because the location where the bones were found is so remote, deputies are treating this as a suspicious death. The fact that they only found half a skeleton has nothing to do with it
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(27)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Out of 18,000 police departments in the U.S., only 21 are participating in a government program to count police killings and record uses of force. Why no mandatory national database?
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(100)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
If you're depressed about having Ebola, there's good news for you
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(5)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Home Depot: You can do this. We can OWWW stop that
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(59)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
In the 'this is not news' dept.: Another GOP presidential contender will being throwing his hat in the ring, this time it's Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal who says he'll throw it in at the end of the month.. maybe. Told you it wasn't news
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(85)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A rare, in-depth interview into the psyche of Robin Williams by Dr. Pamela Connolly of San Francisco, taped for educational use in the late 2000s. "It was pretty lonely. I was on my own, pretty much most of the time"
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(17)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A "Use-of-Force" symposium put on by the Palm Beach Police Department brought together officials and citizens who wanted to see how police defined use of force and how they could avoid getting shot
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(45)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The US Department of Transportation won't weaken the rules for shipping highly explosive tar sands, for reasons that are still unclear
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(18)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Beatles held the record for most time an album stayed on the Top Five. And then Sam Smith, the boring whiner more depressing than an unmedicated Morrissey, showed up
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(54)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
WV Man sues Dept of Ed, claiming teaching of evolution is preventing his daughter's dream of becoming a veterinarian
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(126)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you've just won a $650,000 settlement with the police department over them beating the crap out of you. Here's your check, and oh, by the way, a warrant for your arrest on 14 felonies
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(65)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Not news: Deputies respond to domestic dispute. Fark: Gator vs. Horse
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(13)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp now facing ten years in prison for bringing his dogs into Australia. It's the biggest crime he's accused of since asking for twelve dollars to see "The Lone Ranger"
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(82)
 
(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
What happens when ISIS conquers you? Well that depends, women are sold into slavery. Men and teenage boys? Executed
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(116)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Now you can go inside cafe depicted in Van Gogh painting in 3D. The Doctor, Amy and the Krafayis conspicuously absent
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(8)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gerard Depardieu as president? Netflix thinks that would work for their next version of House of Cards, this time set in France, where voters would probably elect him to the highest office
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(16)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Osprey: Half-airplane, half-helicopter. Totally badass? Depends who you're talking to
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(201)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
You're drunk in the afternoon in your trailer next to the church. There are a bunch of screaming kids outside playing volleyball in the parking lot and all you have is your BB gun. What do you do, deputy?
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(26)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
For anyone hoping for an independent review of police records regarding the Duggar family molest-a-fest, we have some bad news
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(533)
 
(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
Welcome to 21st Century "democracy" in America, where a local reporter is not only denied access to ALEC conference with invited Georgia lawmakers, but he is also told to STFU and evicted from the hotel by armed deputies
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(119)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here are seven things Fark Independents™ simply don't understand
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(378)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
From the "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" department: During mandatory weather evacautions, Floridians can now pack their guns with them
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(135)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federal Judge overseeing civil rights lawsuits against the Maricopa Sheriff's Dept is REALLY not amused to find out that Sheriff Joe Arapaio carried out a secret investigation, that included tracking his phone calls, in an effort to discredit him
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(161)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to be remanded into the custody of the Baltimore Police Department
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(759)
 
(Some Spamming Spammer)
 
 
 
Friday Modmin Spam Selection: Everyone needs like inside their daily life, thinking of you're these troubles we're dependably there in your case and obtainable all day long, on a daily basis to create all your concerns out out of your existence
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Thu May 14, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Are you depressed? That's too bad. Hope you feel better, even though your risk of stroke may increase if you do
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(26)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia to Johnny Depp: Get your dogs out of our country or we will kill them
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(86)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Flight MH370 searchers discover wreckage on ocean floor...of a previously undiscovered shipwreck. CNN headquarters placed on medical alert after initial euphoria replaced with crushing depression
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(21)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this departure
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(21)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind successfully evades police after assaulting his dad with a screwdriver--until he decides to wash up in the police department bathroom
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest blunder in socialist medicine from deprived Scotland: Hospital elevators have no buttons inside
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(170)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Kids got the flowers covered. My department is sugar-laden gluttony in a box. What to get Mrs Subby?
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(116)
 
(Scout.com)
 
 
 
Defense Department spends millions to convince football players to say, "yvaN eht nioJ" during halftime
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(78)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Congratulations. Your college degree is worth $1 million. Maybe. Possibly. It depends
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(87)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(US News)
 
 
 
Remember the Seinfeld episode with the Michigan bottle deposit scam? Well, five people in California just tried to take it to the next level
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(53)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(The Chronicle-Telegram)
 
 
 
Bad day: Your house catches fire. Worse day: The fire department finds your drugs
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(26)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Having moved into full "straw-grasping " mode, The Baltimore FOP is demanding Baltimore State's Attorney Marilyn Mosby appoint a "special prosecutor" for the Freddie Gray case because one of her deputies is dating a local news anchor
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(112)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The 'Masonic Fraternal Police Department' a 3,000-year-old law enforcement group descended from the Knights Templar is not a real police department, police say
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(48)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts police department to stop fighting the war on drugs
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(42)
 
(Logz.io)
 
 
 
How to deploy the new open-source ELK stack in log file analysis. No, it's not a totem pole of moose
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(16)
 

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