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239 headlines found matching 'DEP'
Wed September 28, 2016
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Home Depot pulling "Peeping Tom" Halloween decoration from stores. Weiner costume with cell phone is still a big seller
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Hillsborough County Florida Sheriff's Dept. puts out BOLO for Garrett Morris
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel's company sued by the Dept. of Labor for racial discrimination. If only there was a media outlet that could defend his company
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager and apologist Kayleigh McEnany defend Trump's deplorable debate performance, insisting "He reacts the way average people react." This is why average people don't run for president
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Mon September 26, 2016
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Hillary sums us up as a basket of deplorables, "racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, and Islamophobic." So whom is she talking about? The following is a list of those who might qualify
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Sun September 25, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Did Travis leave Chris behind with the Three Bromigos? Will Madison and Junkie Depp reunite even as the cult may fall victim to the gang? Will Alicia become the new Andrea? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Kotaku (UK))
 
 
 
An incredibly in-depth look at one of the biggest games in history and the chaos surrounding it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie being consoled by Johnny Depp during divorce. So that's what the kids are calling it these days
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Fri September 23, 2016
(YouGov)
 
 
 
Deplorable is that 87% of Clinton voters still think at least half of Trump's voters are racist. In related news: At least half of all registered voters believe the majority of Trump voters are racists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Schlong-awaited announcement: Department of Thrustice probing Weiner for sexting with 15 year old. Will Weiner waver? "No" Weiner vows to stay firm, but Weiner's probably going down. Boehner offers support: "Hang in there Weiner"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man crashes car into governor's mansion to demand deportation and religious asylum due to spiritual warfare attacks. Then it gets weird
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Comcast to buy remaining stake in Philadephia Flyers. All future games scheduled to start between noon and 5pm
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Sheriff's department arrests kid for exposing teacher to chalk. Deadly, deadly chalk
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Retired Marine, retired sheriff's deputy argue over who's first in line at elementary school drop-off. Hilarity ensues
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Fire Department in trouble for making a light beer commercial
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel wants to see just how deplorable the average Trump supporter actually is, so he sends reporters on the streets to pretend Trump unveiled his tax returns and did deplorable things with his cash. Of course, they remained loyal to him
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
It turns out the Trump Foundation is more deplorable than we all thought
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hope springs eternal when your political butt depends on it
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(St. Augustine Record)
 
 
 
Deplorable hate skeleton and Journeyman Baba Yaga Ann Coulter claims Hillary Clinton and "all the liberals" are racist because they referred to Trump's white male NRA support base as a "basket of deplorables." Yeah, she's still on this one
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton weirdly seems to suggest that if foundation donors were paying to play, it's the State Department's fault
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
One of the Deplorables crawls out of the basket in South Dakota and goes on to Facebook to advocate voting for Trump, oh, and making "those people" slaves again. Not shockingly, he promptly loses his job as a firefighter
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Because rules are for the little people to obey and paying fines is for chumps, the Los Angeles water department continues its watering program despite a years-long drought. Fark: They're watering artificial grass
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will Junkie Depp and Madison meet up in the aftermath of the hotel debacle? Will Alicia continue to be useful? Will Travis and Sea Coral be dull? Will the death cult be culled? It's your Fear the Walking Dead discussion thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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Thu September 15, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"You're not police officers," said 30-year veteran of the Chicago police dept. as he chewed out Asheville, NC police who failed to arrest Trump supporter for punching ailing 69-year old
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Trump spokeswoman Katrina Pierson rests comfortably in the deplorable basket, tries to rewrite history on CNN. She's angrily scolded by Jake Tapper, who says "That has never happened in the history of the world"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
FiveThirtyEight asks: Just what is the exact figure of deplorable Trump voters?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police departments now using AI to prevent crimes before they happen. Or they can just park a police car outside every neighborhood 7-Eleven store
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Colorado trolls Michigan by posting their depth chart. Bonus: Abe Vigoda lives again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At last report, American police have yet to solve rash of creepy clown sightings. "Legitimate clown performers are upset with the attention, since they already have several negative depictions to contend with"
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(YouTube)
 
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After Senator Roy Blunt (R-MO) condemns opponent's record on gun rights, Jason Kander assembles an M-16 blindfolded while discussing his deployment to Afghanistan and attacking Blunt for letting terrorists freely buy guns
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Major airline drops A380, this time thankfully not in an ocean, much to the chagrin of CNN's entire Missing Plane Department
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Wed September 14, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"A more in-depth search yielded 10 additional pills in her vaginal area...Shortly after, [she] became lethargic and passed out"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Washington Times gets a laugh from a Fark headline: "Hillary calls Trump supporters a 'basket of deplorables.' Trump calls Hillary supporters a 'basket of deportables,'" notes a headline at Fark.com, the news site famous for its comedic touch"
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Someone should start to market the product, "Basket of Deplorables" - A steak, pulled pork, BBQ, a six-pack of Lone Star beer, and a Trump sticker
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(andreessen horowitz)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley has figured out a way for you to own even less of your home. But don't worry, if it ever depreciates, they get paid first
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ohio is a deplorable state
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Deplorable lives matter"
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Tue September 13, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary calls Trump supporters a "basket of deplorables". Trump calls Hillary supporters a "basket of deportables"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
A list of alternate nicknames for Trump supporters besides "basket of deplorables"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Journeyman Baba Yaga and child-eating ghoul Ann Coulter revels in alienating a substantial swath of the American public--Hispanics, Muslims, Jews, leftists, fact-checkers--basically, everyone but Donald Trump and his deplorable supporters
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck puppet and insidious Disney villain Tomi Lahren says Hillary Clinton calls Trump voters "deplorable while she literally throws gays off of buildings." LITERALLY. THROWS. GAYS. OFF. BUILDINGS. What the hell
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
If 'deplorables' was such a low blow, then should Trump apologize for birtherism? Mike Pence doesn't want to talk about it. So, is the David Duke crowd a good example of deplorable Trump followers? Mike Pence doesn't want to talk about it
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
For once, Fear the Walking Dead's characters were actually competent and managed to overcome ridiculously awful writing, though Junkie Depp's attempts at chemistry were laughable. Though you hope Brenda Strong will be main cast [Warning: Spoilers]
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Meet the lawyer who saved John Lennon and Yoko Ono from being deported by Nixon. Though that would actually result in John Lennon's assassination
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
What the Benghazi attack taught the Deputy Chief of Mission for Libya about Hillary Clinton
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will Alicia put on bike shorts? Will Ilene forgive Elena? Will Ruben Blades return? Will Junkie Depp's skills help the cult? Will we see more of the boring father and son? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump calls his friend and ghostwriter of "The Art of the Deal" an "irrelevant dope basket case." No word if he's also deplorable
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Once popular shopping giants Sears and KMart have now been reduced to nothing more than a depressing understaffed flea market selling products of questionable quality. "The end is near. They'll soon be just a memory. So sad"
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(PsyBlog)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out how much sleep you need to fight depression, and it's not 23.5 hours a day
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Sat September 10, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary calls half of Trump's followers "deplorables," and the press pounces. Trump insults the military, blames rape victims for their assault and praises a dictator -- ALL in ½ an hour and... crickets
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Putin closes down Russia's only independent pollster. A new poll on the issue shows 107.2% of all Russians approve of the decision
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Fri September 09, 2016
(TechRepublic)
 
 
 
Raspberry Pi plans to keep up with the Commodore in the sales department. Subby expects a port of The Last Ninja any day now
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Thu September 08, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Depressing news. Most Americans who have depression don't receive treatment, a study finds, while most who did receive treatment don't appear to have the disorder
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Mexico begins claiming US street corners with deployment of mobile consulate
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. Scientists have successfully reversed alcohol dependence with simple injections. And it works great on rats
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trumps economic plan : drill baby drill and cut the Departments of Education, Energy and Commerce because who needs those things
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Graffiti artists spray paint public property. News: Graffiti depicts Maine Governor LePage as Klansman. Fark: City says "meh, it can stay"
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Mon September 05, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Dalvin Cook blast through a depleted Rebels' line? Will Chad Kelley live up to his pro potential? This is your bonus Monday Night [College] Football thread: Ole Miss vs. Florida State, 8 PM Eastern on ESPN
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox's Eric Bolling wants "Mexican Deportation Stations" in the US. You know, to concentrate the immigrants, into camps, so to speak
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(San Antonio Express)
 
 
 
WWII C-46 pilot finally presented medals for his badassery, such as rescuing emaciated prisoners of war, pulling pilots from burning planes, and delivering 20,000 cases of beer to remotely deployed forces
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Sun September 04, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani insists that Donald Trump will "not deport the good illegal immigrants"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Strand and crew escape the hotel California? Will Travis survive life with Chris? Will Junkie Depp leave the cult? What stupid decisions will be made? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Paul from The Wonder Years defends Johnny Depp, says Depp was "unjustly crucified" by Amber Heard in the divorce
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Speeder bikes now available for deployment, Lord Vader. Shall we use them on this moon?
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Trailing Hillary Clinton... has been less about developing a relationship with the candidate and more like a sensory deprivation experience"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russian deputy prime minister: "You know what Europe is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple. Europe is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on Europe"
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Fri September 02, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists to drill into Italian supervolcano to better understand the process of volcanic eruptions or to kill hundreds of thousands of people and permanently change the planet's climate, depending on how it turns out
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michelangelo, forbidden from depicting girlie bits on the Sistine ceiling, used ram skulls instead
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
For the past three weeks, Colin Kaepernick has practiced in socks depicting pigs wearing cop caps. Police Association chief wishes him good luck in the Super Troll
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Los Angeles county deputies are surprised to find that shooting at suspects in cars doesn't work like on television
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Wed August 31, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow baseball tryout was either a 'complete waste of time' or 'impressive' depending on which MLB scout you ask
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(US News)
 
 
 
Best Korea reportedly executes Deputy Premier because of "disrespectful posture" towards Kim Jong Un, which could be anything from grovelling an inch too high to failing to nail the Asian Cartman impersonation just right
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Deportations could hit a ten-year low. Thanks, Obama
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
State of emergency declared as depression nears, Prozac recommended
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
North Korea deploys nuclear backpacks on soldiers who will mercilessly spray their foes with radiation. Kind of like nuclear skunks but with fewer pork chops
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
American adults with depression are not getting treatment. Mostly the ones who are sad about not having health care insurance that will cover visits to a therapist
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know how the U.S. Department of Justice decision on private prisons wouldn't affect the private prisons used by Homeland Security? Yeah, about that
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of the most recent episode of Fear the Walking Dead, in which the split-action sequences prove Junkie Depp, his mother, the rich guy, and the two girls are just idiots doing idiot things. LET'S PLAY A PIANO, THAT WON'T ATTRACT ZOMBIES
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will Junkie Depp realize Luciana's cult is an undead trap? Will Madison and Strand go the route of Lori and Shane? Isn't Reuben Blades in this? Does anyone care about the rest? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
At least 90 drug cases in Houston will be tossed out because a deputy "destroyed" the evidence in the "overcrowded property room." The deputy has since been "fired"
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Sat August 27, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
When the Massachusetts Turnpike debates tolls, the designated citizen advocate is a former employee whose job depended on high tolls
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The most depressing photo you'll ever see on the internet of a couple who's been married 62 years saying goodbye to each other as they get ready to be taken away to different nursing homes. I'll be in my funk
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Retired slugger and author Jose Canseco is now a top economics commentator on Twitter, and fans praise him for being articulate and able to deploy the right jargon to skewer powerful central bankers
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(Time)
 
 
 
Don't make any plans for September 13; the State Department will release another batch of Hillary Clinton's non-scandalous, non-seditious emails
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Thu August 25, 2016
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
The Department of Defence is inviting the public to design its next-generation biohazard suit. Never has the phrase 'What could possibly go wrong?' seemed so inadequate
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
The Departed is back as a TV series - presumably as everyone rushes to cash in on the success of Fargo with their own cult crime movie television reboot
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Back in 1900, respectable women in Alaska were urged to stay away from Donald Trump's grandfather's hotel. "They are liable to hear that which would be repugnant to their feelings and uttered, too, by the depraved of their own sex"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Coloradans probably don't have to worry about the Zika virus because Colorado mosquitoes are very independent thinking American mosquitoes unlikely to be influenced by illegal alien mosquitoes
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The foundry now deploying Super Heavy Infantry Vehicles to deal with the Chryssalid threat
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Mon August 22, 2016
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Man escapes from Manatee deputies. This is why other states use dogs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The life of everyone in this thread depends upon just one thing: finding someone who can not only say something clever, but who didn't have scallops for dinner
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Fear the Walking Dead returns tonight. Will Junkie Depp find the answers he seeks? (AMC 9 ET) Look, I usually don't handle these Walking Dead threads... you'll take what you get and like it
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Sleep tight, Oregonians. Bundy Militia sympathizer and "Constitutional Sheriff" Glenn Palmer has a private force of 65 untrained, uncertified, "special deputies" he's appointed
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Justice Dept: Bail rules that keep poor defendants locked up because they cannot afford to purchase their freedom are unconstitutional. John Oliver raises a Bud Light Lime in salute
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A new study shows the hybrid atom-ion trap cooling method yields nonequilibrium behavior, which is a major departure from the laws of thermodynamics, obviously
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Fri August 19, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man beat an 8-year-old boy and threatened to feed him to alligators, then told deputies he was only joking. Ah, the old Trump defense
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Thirty minutes after Paul Manafort's resignation, his chief deputy, Rick Gates, has resigned from the Trump campaign. Captain Morgan Bateson unavailable for comment
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Say what you want about Amber Heard but she just donated ALL $7 million of her divorce settlement from Johnny Depp to help battered women and sick children
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Thu August 18, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
If your brilliant scheme to scam Home Depot lands you five years in prison, why not do it 40 or 50 more times when you get out? After all, you're an idiot
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subbette has been depressed lately. What do you do when you're depressed?
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Wed August 17, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
In Manhattan this week, Apple device owners say goodbye Tekserve, a legendary independent repair store that predates the first official Apple Store. Subby shopped there before it was cool
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Fed up with waiting for official instructions on how to help flood victims, bayou country residents assemble their boats and deploy the Cajun Navy. "Get in the boat now. This is not Uber"
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Virginia is now a battleground state only if you are a Civil War buff. New polling in Virginia shows a Clinton lead of 14 or 8, depending on whether you count registered or likely voters
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Deputy: No, I don't want a better view. Put it away
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
State Department to turn over Clinton emails, so we can find out how much there is to say about yoga
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russia deploys long-ranger bombers in Iran to drink terrorists' blood like lemonade
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Great Depression gave us such recipes as "canned corned beef, plain gelatin, canned peas, vinegar and lemon juice"
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
When you eat a dried fig, you're probably chewing fig-wasp mummies, too. No wonder God hates codependent evolution
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
The Iowa State Fair. Come for the corn dogs, stay for the life sized butter sculptures depicting the crew of the USS Enterprise
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farkette with ptsd, agoraphobia and severe depression needs some ideas of legit work that can be done from home while in therapy, with little to no training. Online course work ok. LGN
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Thu August 11, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Department of Corrections to award-winning teacher: Go have breast cancer somewhere else, without insurance
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Wed August 10, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
From the Department of You're Not Helping, Giuliani says that if Trump had REALLY suggested assassinating Clinton, his crowd would have "gone wild"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Justice Department says that Baltimore police have a racial bias...not in the way they drive their paddy wagons though. Don't be ridiculous
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Hillary ran pay-for-play out of our State Department. Trump still a big meanie
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Mon August 08, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"And if you look out the windows to the left of the helicopter, you'll see a large group of deputies waiting to arrest me for my reckless piloting"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Clinton and Trump tax plans in depth - Here are the contrasting numbers, expectations, insanity
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Britain drops from gold-medal soccer contender to lucky-to-get-a-goal-this-year depths of Rio. No wait, BRAZIL, it's the Brazilian national team that could choke on Jello. I kind of have that other one as a hotkey during sporting events to save time
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit speech offers potential risks and rewards for Donald Trump, depending on whether someone else writes his script for him or if we all get another dose of Trump Brand Verbal Diarrhea
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The ruins of Detroit's Packard plant may soon be redeveloped, depriving the filmmaking world of a prime post-apocalyptic movie set
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The long-awaited Independent Presidential candidate that the #nevertrumpers have been trying to recruit has finally arrived: Evan McMullin has announced his candidacy....you know the Chief Policy director for the House GOP? No?
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Fri August 05, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former deputy director of the CIA - "In the intelligence business, we would say that Mr. Putin had recruited Mr. Trump as an unwitting agent of the Russian Federation"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The man challenging Paul Ryan in November is an avid Trump supporter and racist who thinks that "all Muslims" should be deported, and that wall against Mexico is a great idea too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Depending on whether you believe local media quoting a dozen eyewitnesses or the official Russian news agency a mugger in Rio either did or did not try to rob a Russian diplomat, only to be shot dead wih his own gun after the diplomat took it away
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
♫ Pardon me, are you Richard Burr, sir? ♫ That depends, who's asking? ♫ Your opponent, sir ♫
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
CA Supreme Court: You do not have a constitutional right to shop at Home Depot. Besides, Lowe's has better prices anyway
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
The State Department has spent $185,000 on 98 randomly placed balls of yarn. Yes, there's a picture to deride
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk, half-naked, and shooting your gun in a church is no way to go through life, son--unless you're a deputy sheriff in Texas, in which case you won't face any charges
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If you happen to know the whereabouts of 15 missing human skulls and an entire human skeleton, please contact the UConn Health Department
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey police department told to arrest all the black people, but other than that, they're fine
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Sun July 31, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
That feeling you get after criticizing the fire marshal in public, then having to get rescued from a stuck elevator by the same fire department
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Fri July 29, 2016
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Chipotle marketing department now working for Panera
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Treasury Department orders identification of all cash buyers of high end properties in Manhattan, immediately annoying all three people on the planet with enough money to buy NYC real estate with cash
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Thu July 28, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
House for sale, goes from a two-room flat to a 15-room mansion depending on how vigorously you rub it
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
An in depth review of THE KILLING JOKE, *sigh* the most controversial comic movie to come out since the last time a comic book movie was controversial
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
North Carolina GOP hiding in bathrooms after mocking Tim Kaine for wearing Honduras flag pin, which is actually a pin honoring his son, the deployed Marine
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If you were afraid there was something bad in the water making Floridians act strange, now you don't need to worry: State environmental regulators vote 3-2 in favor of new rules to allow more toxic chemicals allowed in Florida waterways
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is now openly championing a foreign government hacking the US State Department. But whatever, Hillary has cankles and his presidency will be so full of LULZ
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Diagnosing bipolar disorder can take up to six years. Mostly depending on whether the therapist is trying to pay off a new Mercedes Benz or just a vacation beach home
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Why don't schools teach that the Declaration of Independence spends twice as much time denouncing slavery as it does taxation without representation?
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Moore goes into depressing detail on why Trump will win and let's all hope he's wrong
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says it's a "joke" that Putin had the DNC emails leaked to help Trump's campaign. I mean just because Trump has praised Putin and his business empire is entirely dependent on investments by Russian Oligarchs; why would Putin help him?
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Sun July 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he guesses he wouldn't vote for former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke ... but it depends on who his opponent would be, so at this point Trump can't commit either way
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Exstreamist)
 
 
 
In today's 'By George, I think he's got it' department: Fans are not leaving Netflix because of the rate increase. They're leaving because of the content decrease
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler auto sales probed by Justice Department after regulators become suspicious when the carmaker said that more than two people actually bought a car made by Fiat Chrysler
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Louisiana sheriff charged with ordering inmate beatings tells judge he needs his gun back. Why was it taken? He allegedly told prosecutor he would shoot him right between "his Jewish eyes." Double bonus: he was re-elected; his deputy is named Bubba
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Sun July 17, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish leader: "fark it, we're going to try yearly independence votes, one of them is bound to go through"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Secret Life of Pets is #1 for the 2nd week in a row with $50 million while the Ghostbusters reboot opens at #2 with a modest $44.5 million. Finding Dory keeps treading at #4 with $11 million, and Independence Day 2 drops to #10 with $3 million
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(Front Page Mag)
 
 
 
The Kurds have been instrumental against ISIS; have taken in millions of refugees fleeing ISIS; and embrace Western values such as gender equality, religious freedom, and human rights. Why is there no foreign support for an independent Kurdistan?
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Newt suggests testing all US Muslims and deporting the ones who support Sharia Law. Ignores whether that's legal, how you would know if they're lying, and where you would deport Muslim-Americans who were born here
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Bank robbery suspect exits bathroom covered with feces, shares with deputies
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus and his deputies are working furiously to stave off a serious movement to replace Trump at the convention; because he realizes the only thing worse for the GOP than Trump getting the nomination is him being denied it on national TV
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Wed July 13, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NBC executive detained and deported by Russia, Putin said to have told him "No more Heroes"
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
In what Knoxville Fire Department Capt. D.J. Corcoran called "a first in our books," a woman attempted to cook a brisket over an open flame in her bathtub
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
New York man arrested after firefighters found a dead cat cooking in his oven. Charges to depend on what the cat was cooking
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Rexburg Standard Journal)
 
 
 
St. Anthony Police Department is fielding irate calls, emails, and Facebook posts about the Castile shooting. Difficulty: St. Anthony, Idaho PD, not St. Anthony, Minnesota PD
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(Red Alert Politics)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson is counting on Millennials to deprive Trump and Clinton of the 270 electoral votes to win the Presidency and throw the election to the House of Representatives
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
By 2020, 29 percent of Japanese men are destined to never marry. Mr. Fukuyama, 42, lives with his dad who depends on him for elder care: "Prospective marriage partners see that and run.... An aged and infirm parent casts a long shadow"
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
People, what we need here in America is a good old-fashioned kick us in the butt economic depression
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
What's it like living in a 267 square foot house? Depends where you park it
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Secret Life of Pets claws to #1 with $97 million, Finding Dory at $20 million for #3, making it Disney's highest-grossing film over The Lion King. Mike and David Need Wedding Dates was #4 with $17 million while Independence Day 2 plummeted to #8
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Black ex-cop: "In any American police department, 15 percent of officers will do the right thing no matter what. Fifteen percent will abuse their authority at every opportunity. The rest could go either way depending on their partner"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Your "unsanctioned independent fireworks show" might be a little over the top if you knock a house off its foundation and townsfolk think you triggered an earthquake
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just broke up with my boyfriend again because we fight all the time and he emotionally manipulates me into crying. I think I should take him back because I will never do any better. No, I don't know what codependency is. Why?"
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles offers the following tips to avoid wrong-way drivers at night: Stay in the far right lane. And pray
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Like a garage startup firm reaching the size where it needs an HR department, the Islamic State has graduated to producing boring Employee Training Videos
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
White man waves shotgun at cars, shoots at deputy with handgun, is arrested and not shot. It's the oddest thing
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(AP)
 
 
 
Probe into Hillary Clinton's email server continues. Fark: By John Kirby's State Department
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Illinois Department of Natural Resources wants to reintroduce the alligator gar, an 8 foot, 300 lb. fish, to Illinois waterways. What could possibly go wrong?
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Wed July 06, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Erik Estrada joins the St. Anthony, ID, Police Department. It's official..."Ponch" is now a Potato CHiP
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Alaska mountain gets married, gets depressed, and lets itself go. Then in a fit of inspirational self-empowerment, loses 1/2 its body weight in no time flat with this one weird trick: a 2.9 Richter Scale landslide covering 7 miles
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Trump Airlines departure delayed due to the usual passenger behavior
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Thunder GM Sam Presti is all Mister Classy in his message to OKC fans about KD's departure. No, really, he is
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(Metro)
 
 
 
News: Two men are fired after their employer's human resources department discovers neither of them have turned up for a day at work during 2015 or 2016. Fark: After looking into it further, HR discovers they haven't shown up for the last 15 years
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton burned her calendars so you wouldn't see that she was using her State Department time and resources to meet with CEOs, donors, and lobbyists
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Phoenix fire department uses 'Big Wheel' to rescue disoriented heat-stricken hiker on South Mountain. The Hot Wheels definitely were not called for
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(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
LA Dodgers game featured an eagle flying around the stadium. Nifty. But as he approached his handler he had second thoughts and flew out of the stadium. Independence Day
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Mon July 04, 2016
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
The cop who exposes himself while patting you down and then departs on a skateboard might be an imposter. But then again, it is Florida
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Sound smart with your friends: #452 - John Adams wanted Independence Day on July 2
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Finding Dory treads water at #1 with $44.3 million while The Legend of Tarzan disappoints at #2 with $36 million. The Purge: Election Year is a surprise #3 with $33 million, and summer bomb Independence Day 2 plummeting to #5 with $16.3 million
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Justice Department expert Donald Trump says "It is impossible for the FBI not to recommend criminal charges against Hillary Clinton. What she did was wrong. What Bill did was stupid"
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Hannah Cohen, a young disabled woman whose mother describes as "partially deaf, blind in one eye, paralyzed and easily confused" treated to an Independence weekend celebration upon her arrival home in Memphis by the TSA
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I deplete Mexico's water supply
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
AP deploys AIs to automate minor league baseball news
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Giants are going to bat their pitcher in an AL park, which probably says a whole lot more about the Giants depth than it does their pitcher's hitting prowess
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore Police Dept unveils revamped 'use of force' rules that their officers will soon be breaking
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Has conservative radio host Laura Ingraham solved the bathroom/gender debate? Depends
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Giant helium deposit discovered in Tanzania. It holds 54 billion cubic feet of helium: Enough to supply 1.2 million MRI scanners, or to make everyone in Congress talk in a high-pitched voice for almost two days
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Hong Kong democracy activists defy their Chinese overlords, call for return to British rule as first step to independence from China. In related news, Subby will have whatever Hong Kong democracy activists are smoking
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donald Trump criticizes Barack Obama for deporting too many people. That's the joke
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Finding Dory swims to a second week at #1 with $75 million, Independence Day 2 bombing at #2 with $43 million. Shark bait The Shallows beached at #4 with $16 million, Free State of Jones bombing at #5 with $7 million, The Neon Demon not even on board
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Sat June 25, 2016
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
The depth, intrigue, and suspense you can only find in today's modern journalism
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of Hillary's personal 'Yoga' emails she deleted just happened to be a 'Key' State Department e-mail; but the other e-mails she deleted were 'personal'....you can take her word on it
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Will Smith hasn't made a lot of smart career moves lately, but not making "Independence Day: Resurgence" was definitely one of them
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know, at that point, a normal person would have just said "hey, let's just set up a State Department email and make this all simpler and more secure for everyone." Hillary is not that person
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
There's a museum for everything - even Civil War battles depicted by cats
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Migrant laborer turned logistics worker is secret math whiz, develops five formulas on Carmichael numbers independently, presents them to class of mathematics PhD candidates. "I have hard work and make a hard living, but I insist on my studies"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD launch massive manhunt--including deploying helicopters and sending out cops on foot--to find a dangerous teenage criminal who skipped out on a $2.75 subway fare
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Tyrion, Cersei, Jon, Jaime and Daenerys will deposit half a million per episode into the Iron Bank for the next two seasons
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Wed June 22, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If Donald Trump is elected President, would we go into another Great Depression? Not so much, and here comes the analysis
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
If your company shows up in any Trump financial documents, you can expect some roving independent "journalist" libs to come around harassing your mother-in-law while she babysits your kids in order to prove that THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
U.S. finally begins deporting illegal immigrants - starting with a 60-year-old German whose parents forgot to apply for citizenship when he was 5
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The first Independence Day was a great movie and no amount of revisionist history can make that untrue
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Mon June 20, 2016
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
It's hard for Florida to solve its road rage problem when even the sheriffs' deputies get involved in the fun
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Anyone else wondering how Brent Spiner's scientist character survived Independence Day and shows up in the sequel? Here's a video and article about Dr. Okun. No explanation on that first name, though
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Bernie Sanders)
 
 
 
Will he concede? Will he announce an independent run? Will he just give the same stump speech again? Is this just a massive grab for phone number and emails? Announcement begins at 8:30 PM Eastern, registration required with phone and email
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
If your police department's dispatch and records computer system is old and unreliable maybe you should have somebody besides two computer savvy cops doing the upgrade
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton to be deposed later today. Did I say Hillary? I meant Trump. Put away your Drudge sirens
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The Pinal County Attorney's Office in Arizona will soon have a job opening in their IT department. Specifically someone who knows how to choose an antivirus program
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Wed June 15, 2016
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Depp vs. Heard script written by lawyers. Actors seen practicing their lines
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
From the Better-Late-Than-Never Dept.: Things to know about alligators in Florida
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Manchester United players show up in promotion for the new Independence Day movie as fighter pilots. Naturally, Rooney is shooting too high
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
Man attempts the Seinfeld Michigan bottle deposit scam. Attempts is the key word here
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bear kisses sunbathing woman. Or tastes. Guess it depends on how you look at it
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
G4S shares take a beating around the world as company admits its HR department seems to hire a lot of heavily-armed crazy people
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
So you throw a garden party and your neighbor is Thom Yorke. He shows up with a microphone and guitar and plays an acoustic set without being asked and brings the whole shebang down because his music is so depressing. Do you thank him?
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Sat June 11, 2016
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
New study questions the use of giving antidepressants to young children. Although a better question is what are we doing to cause depression in young children?
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Entire Bentley, KS fire department resigns over funding dispute. So, if you've ever wanted to go on an unopposed serial arson spree, YOUR TIME HAS COME
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While warning against voter fraud, California Sheriff's deputies commit voter intimidation
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
What was it like to live in the Soviet Union? For some, it was living in a self-sufficient, independent country full of urine-smelling babushkas
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Hillary and the State Department have shown hackers the names of CIA agents. Good jerb
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Wed June 08, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
One of the changes in the transition from Google to Alphabet is that departments are no longer allowed to put innovation ahead of quarterly profits
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Uber enters Japan, will offer service in "depopulated" Tango, where taxi service stopped eight years ago and many leftover residents are too old and frail to drive
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In an interesting turn of events, Amber Heard was arrested for domestic violence in 2009. Johnny Depp says, Amber Heard is wacko so I'm not surprised in the least. She made me take those dogs to Australia, for god's sake
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(lawnewz.com)
 
 
 
State Dept: Yeah, we'll get those Clinton e-mails you requested via the FOIA. They'll be ready for you November 31st. Reporter: But November the 31st isn't a real date. State Dept: *puff of smoke*
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
'Butt crack bandit' steals plants from Turlock restaurant. With possible Not safe for work picture, depending on how uptight your company is
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
State Department: "We'd be happy to get you those Clinton emails, RNC. How does early 2081 work for you?"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Home Depot: More Saving, More Doing, Fewer Mexicans
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Mon June 06, 2016
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Bill would force Louisiana kids to recite Declaration of Independence every day in school
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign hires a new National Political Director. For those of you playing along at home this will be Trump's 3rd in less than three months and depending on how you score these things, the 4th or 5th one so far
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Addiction specialists and psychologists in Algeria have opened a private clinic to deal with the growing problem of Facebook dependency in the Arab world
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World Squash Federation launches independent review after 3 Olympic snubs in a row. Review will determine if the WSF is at fault or if the IOS is out of its gourd
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
In case you forgot how awful the original Independence Day was, don't worry; you can catch a double feature of that and the sequel on the big screen if you so desire
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Fri June 03, 2016
(US News)
 
 
 
The Million Neckbeard March will go on on Saturday, despite Johnny Depp pulling out
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Department of Justice to FBI: It's 2008 already; you should get a warrant when you issue a National Security Letter to an ISP. FBI to DoJ: Warrants? We don't need no steenking warrants. Uh, I mean, it's 2014 and we still respectfully disagree
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So you want to become a cicerone (a.k.a. a beer sommelier)? There are only 11 masters in the world, and it only requires "encyclopedic knowledge and an in-depth understanding of all issues related to brewing, beer and beer service"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Bank of America has been able to reduce a multi-billion dollar mortgage fraud penalty imposed by the Justice Department by giving millions of dollars to liberal groups approved by the Obama administration
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(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Ad depicting casual domestic violence garners backlash as several deem it problematic. Fark: Its Superhero Mystique being choked by Supervillain Apocalypse in the X-men ad
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Lin Manuel-Miranda declares Peak Hamilton, announces departure from show in July. StubHub inconsolable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
25% of Bernie supporters won't support Hillary. 33% of Bernie supporters are independent or third party. 85% of Hillary supporters are Democrats. 95% of the comments to the right are trolls, and no matter who's elected, the 1% is 100% winning
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