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168 headlines found matching 'DEP'
Mon May 04, 2015
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(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Florence Township, OH Fire Department ties world record for quickest response time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now, you may wish to sit down for this shocking news, but a former deputy director of the CIA says GOP Congressmen investigating the Benghazi consulate attack deliberately distorted and misrepresented what the CIA told them about the incident
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Science A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Mars astronauts will suffer 'significant' brain damage: "This is not positive news for astronauts deployed on a two- to three-year round trip to Mars"
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Fri May 01, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"You wouldn't download a car, would you?" Department of Energy would, especially if it's an electric Shelby Cobra
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Wed April 29, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lumber Liquidators stock floors after the Justice Department's criminal charges adds to the multiple lawsuits already plastering the company's legal department. No word yet on who will get nailed to the wall for this
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(50)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"A paratrooper who celebrated his upcoming departure from the Army by jumping with his pet Siamese fighting fish will serve 12 days of extra duty before closing out his time in uniform" (pics)
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(82)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. Department of Defense agency develops a bullet that can swerve in mid-air to strike shifting objects. Apparently, the Warren Commission was onto something
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(104)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Walmart's advice to thousands of workers it suddenly laid off without notice: "Avoid stimulants such as caffeine, chocolate and nicotine and depressants such as alcohol"
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(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Y'know, I seen me a mermaid once. I even seen me a shark eat an octopus. But I ain't never seen no phantom Russian submarine. Especially not one that got depth charged by the Finns as a "warning"
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Tue April 28, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The best-case scenario is that [Russell] Brand was hosting some sort of depraved sex party, and that [Ed] Miliband had gone along to strap himself to a rotating plinth and act as a kind of fleshy, fluid-covered centrepiece"
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Sure, he killed Osama, prevented a great depression, brought donuts, and convinced Jesus to come back to Earth, but he's still over there eating crackers
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Noled Out)
 
 
 
The GM for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers said Jameis Winston is the most investigated player of all-time...just not by the Tallahassee Police Department
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(63)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ok, think of the worst place to put dear departed mom's ashes. Nope, this is worse
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(102)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember back in 2004 when John Ashcroft was in the hospital, and he, his deputy AG James Comey, and FBI director Robert Mueller, almost resigned over an illegal wiretapping program? The New York Times remembers; Alberto Gonzalez wishes you'd forget
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Sat April 25, 2015
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Wanna keep your job as a Fire Department lieutenant? Then don't make lewd comments about a female EMT over the radio... Or at least don't get caught
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Fri April 24, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey fans, it's night 10, we have 3 games. 2 are elimination and at the same time... [Thanks OBergman]. Habs & Rags look to advance on their home rinks @7:00ET & from the whoever-scores-1st-wins dept. Blues host the Wild @9:30ET
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(1050)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The trailer for Black Mass is here with Johnny Depp as Whitey Bulger and he manages to channel his inner ice cream truck driver to give one of his creepiest performances ever
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Thu April 23, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's nice when the court rules that you should get your deposit back. Especially when it's $2.75 million
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(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Deputy refused to respond to 911 call because he had too much on his plate at the time... specifically pizza and wings
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
California man awarded $650,000 after being beaten by sheriff's deputies while trying to get away on horseback. First time anyone has ever won that much money off a slow horse
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Job opening: NBC graphics department. Requirements: Knowing how to spell the name of the creator of SNL
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Wed April 22, 2015
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
At least one passenger lost consciousness when a plane bound for Hartford depressurized in-flight and was forced to make an emergency landing in Buffalo. Upon learning they were in Buffalo, several more passengers lost consciousness
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember the Flash Crash of 2010? The Department of Justice does. Also, if you're going to crash the markets, you probably shouldn't name your hedge fund "Your Name Milking Markets," at least not if you want to get away with it
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Tue April 21, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart will depart from The Daily Show on August 6
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Mon April 20, 2015
(Everyday Health)
 
 
 
Introverts who claim to like being alone are probably just masking their deep depression
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Feminism is the reason why marriage is at its lowest rate in history - 'Now we want total independence from men, but if we divorce - even without having children - we expect to get alimony for ever. We can't have it both ways.'
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Sat April 18, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
While GOP outreach seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train, efforts to deprive 20 million Americans of health care appear to have faltered
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Thu April 16, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Looks like the Fairfax County Police Department is going to need to find another spokesman to announce that their spokesman was just arrested for kiddie porn
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(30)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Q: How many NYC departments does it take to build a bus bulb? A: We're working on hiring consultants for the preliminary studies of the bidding process for phase one of the initial tentative proposed exploratory site preparation preparation
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Sun April 12, 2015
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
"The Problem With Deploying Trigger Warnings:" The researchers and writers of this study say it's a ground-breaking, long-awaited look at trigger warnings in college syllabi. Everyone else, unfortunately, is afraid to read it
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Hiker missing 10 days is found alive 60 miles from where he began. "One of the ladies from the administration department ran into my office and said, 'Kevin's on the phone.' I said what?"
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Roland Emmerich tweets the return of Independence Day's most bizarre character for the sequel. No, sadly not Randy Quaid
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Justice Department warns workers it's against policy to hire hookers, which should have been obvious since it's also illegal
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former Republican senator and Independent governor is exploring a run as a Democratic president. Will then retire as a Commie-Nazi just for good measure
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart to Kansas: "We should put the same petty, unnecessary and insulting restrictions on your spending. Maybe they'll motivate you to escape your culture of federal dependency"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A life insurance company wants to give you a FitBit and will discount your policy depending on activity levels. I plan on strapping mine to a paint shaker
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How to stylishly wear a trench coat this spring, for ladies. For gentlemen, the style depends on how many teeth you have left after the SWAT team hurls you to the ground
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
India deploys pepper spray-firing police drones to break up riots (pics)
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
St. Petersburg Police Department is teaching a horse to paint. "It builds their confidence and that's key to what we do"
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Wed April 08, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. Dept. of Ed. fails 550 colleges in Finances 101
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(NPR)
 
 
 
An in-depth look at the ways Congressional Republicans can blow up any nuclear deal with Iran
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputies in Alabama confiscated more than 100---er, 60 cases of beer being hauled by teens to spring break on the Gulf Coast
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(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Intercession of rescue agencies deprives Darwin of a resounding victory against two idiots who built a boat out of home improvement materials for a total cost of some nine British pounds and decided to go fishing in it
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Mon April 06, 2015
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
70% of people taking antidepressants aren't suffering depression. Although in this economy it will just be a matter of time until they are
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Sun April 05, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The fate of the recovery of worldwide iron prices might depend on China and Australia. Ore not
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(18)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Apparently if you were born outside the U.S. and your adoptive parents didn't bother getting you citizenship, you can be deported when you're 40
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Thu April 02, 2015
(Adweek)
 
 
 
MTV will give Robert Downey Jr. the cherished MTV Generation Award, given to the one celebrity "who has engaged the MTV audience throughout their career." Depp got screwed
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Wed April 01, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If you've already kicked the deputy in the groin, it really doesn't make any sense to offer him oral sex
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(The Truth About Cars)
 
 
 
An In-Depth Look Inside Alex Roy's Insane Record-Setting Infiniti Q50. Interview with the Farker behind the tech and behind the wheel
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(28)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
New study says that being poor can affect kids' brains. Mostly by causing depression when they realize they are poor
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(24)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
Uzbekistan's dictator elected for fourth term, or his first, depending on who you ask
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(20)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Speeding tickets are down nationwide and fine-dependent courts are having financial trouble
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(131)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Just because marijuana is legal in Alaska does not mean you can smoke it in the police department parking lot
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Sun March 29, 2015
(Some Stoked Guy)
 
 
 
Other police departments need to up their web game because Cookeville ain't playin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Antidepressants were found at home of Germanwings co-pilot, which, in light of recent events, didn't really live up to their name very well
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Fri March 27, 2015
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Study finds that people with lower back pain who smoke, drink, are depressed or obese should make some lifestyle changes. Like starting with pretty much everything
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice, prisoners are forced to fight each other for deputies amusement. The Superfriends aren't what they used to be
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
US District judge rules some married same-sex couples not eligible for FMLA leave, depending on what state they're working in. 14th Amendment surrenders
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Wed March 25, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Renters in Massachusetts abandon house after plugging up drains with cement and wiring the entire house to explode. They're definitely not going to get their cleaning and security deposits back; not that anyone ever does
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Mon March 23, 2015
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Treasury Department: "New $10 bill on track to enter circulation in 2020." Actual spending value: about $8.25
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(64)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's emails would have been less secure on State Department computers
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Sat March 21, 2015
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Celine Dion is returning to Las Vegas since no one has bothered to deport her
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(27)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The latest Philadelphia police department outreach meeting ended in the beating and arrest of 10 extremely concerned citizens
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Thu March 19, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida orders medical exam for state employee who dared to use the phrase "climate change" from the official minutes of a department meeting
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(Midland Reporter-Telegram)
 
 
 
Can't wait for July 4th? How about settling for the Texas Police Department detonating 20,000 pounds of seized fireworks?
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(25)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police department and shopping mall team up to produce the least-funky version of Uptown Funk you'll ever see
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(21)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
71-year-old mom arrested on deploying "I Brought You Into This World" Rule on son
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(59)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Wacky comedy depicting rural Uighur life in Xinjiang is smash hit in Beijing. Well, GAO LI
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(31)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The State Department has a Fox News gnat problem called Megyn Kelly that just won't go away concerning its "stonewalling" on Hillary's emails
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Mon March 16, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Clinton issues a clarification of earlier statements on her e-mail and now says "every" relevant e-mail on her server was all turned over to the State Dept-"relevant" as determined by aides working for and personally loyal to her, of course
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Sat March 14, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Ringo Starr cancels concerts due to illness, depriving fans of seeing the latest, greatest iteration of the All Starr Band
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(39)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Research to be conducted on whether or not students' lack of interest in certain school subjects STEM from sleep deprivation
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(8)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Do you feel the need to brag about how big your house is? Well the world's biggest house is on the market. This would be pretty good in the bragging rights department
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(52)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dem Lieutenant KY Gov candidate arrested and jailed for overdue library book from 2004. Independent KY Gov Candidate Drew scrambles to make amends with local Taco Bell for taking extra sauce packets back in 2006
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(91)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Is Hillary Clinton a succubus from the deepest depths of Hell come to enslave us all like she enslaved her government email?
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(108)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Two police officers shot outside Ferguson Police Department during a protest. I am sure this will trigger a reasonable and appropriate response to apprehend the perpetrators in a safe manner
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(707)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cheer Up, Emo Caffeinates: Seattle chain remodels "The Most Depressing Starbucks in America"
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(42)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tim Burton to direct live action Dumbo movie. Unfortunately, I don't think Johnny Depp's ears are big enough for the starring role
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(41)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Three things that you should never put in your safe-deposit box. Conspicuously absent from list: The key to your safe-deposit box
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary brings own microphone and reporters to live press conference about state department emails. Link goes to live feed
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(835)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Drunken and brawling spring breakers get taken out by deputy Hulk
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(6)
 
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Scott (R-eprobate) proposes statewide job cuts focusing on the Department of Health and the Department of Environmental Protection. Proudly states that FL employs the fewest public servants per capita in the nation
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(85)
 
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
You know those people who refuse to walk over those big metal plates and grates in sidewalks? This has the potential to set their therapy back years. "Depths of Hellevator. Going... down?"
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(57)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Good news: Your autistic child's asthma is not due your use of SSRI antidepressants during pregnancy
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(28)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Florida Department of Environmental Protection bans the use of the term "climate change" even as $106 million of the state's budget is used to fight effects of sea-level rise due to cl--
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(305)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Could Windows 93 become your full-time operating system? That depends. Do you like drugs?"
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(20)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New Pirates of the Caribbean film sparks cruelty charges over monkey actors. Johnny Depp disputes claims, says, "They're treating us just fine"
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(22)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If the demands of the anti-immigration wing of the GOP were met and immigration laws were "fully enforced" and ALL illegals were deported, it would cost $600 billion to do and shave 1.6 TRILLION off the GDP and slow economic growth by 5.7%
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(170)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Thank you for inviting me to speak to you about one of America's greatest institutions: free and independent press. No questions, please
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(26)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Chris Christie just let Exxon off the hook for $8.7 billion dollars in damages to the state, or about $1,000 per resident
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(69)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
King County Metro Transit is looking to hire a "comfort station coordinator," which comes with an annual salary as high as $97,000, depending on experience. Duties? Find easily accessible restrooms for Seattle-area bus drivers
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(65)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leader deposed as open war breaks out on the Nobel Peace Prize committee
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(10)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nanny state tells woman who is fighting deportation to Africa because she is gay: "You can't be a heterosexual one day and a lesbian the next day. Just as you can't change your race"
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(180)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Liam Hemsworth, Jeff Goldblum, and Jessie Usher will sarcastically welcome alien invaders to Earf in Independence Day 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(87)
 
(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
As the world breathlessly awaits a new Depeche Mode album, the band's chief songwriter Martin Gore announces the release of a new solo album full of electronic instrumentals
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(17)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
How hard is it to fire a government employee? Depends on how big a deal it is for him to watch 2 to 6 hours of porn at work a day. I mean, that DOES leave a little time for some actual work
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(72)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In an effort to give America a better representative democracy, SCOTUS could rule that independent redistricting commissions are unconstitutional
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(226)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you give a tiger a partner, he'll fall in love. If his partner dies, he'll get depressed. If your tiger gets depressed, give him some mice to eat. If he makes friends with the mice instead, give the mice some muffins, I guess
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(17)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The chances that an armed air marshal will be on your flight is dependent on the amount of fuel on the aircraft, if there's any important passengers, or if a female air marshal wants the D
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Wed February 25, 2015
(Moz)
 
 
 
The marketing department of the future. It will include SEO spammers, PR flacks, and stupid advertisers who will be told by Bill Hicks to kill themselves
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For rent: one Hungary village. Bonus: You get to be the deputy mayor of it
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(21)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving? Depends
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(14)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. military combat vehicles deploy 300 yards from the Russian border
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(114)
 
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
When the San Diego Police Department isn't stationing surplus military tanks in elementary schools, they're watching over 140 channels of satellite TV in the mayor's SUV
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(51)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fluoride in water linked to depression, weight gain, launching nuclear attacks
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(54)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Feeling down and depressed for not doing anything with your life? Listen to this eight-year-old and her impressive guitar and singing skills
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(15)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not content on just trampling on the rights of American citizens of Japanese descent, the US government in WWII asked a dozen Latin American countries to arrest and forcibly deport their Japanese residents to the US, where they were interned
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(91)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Suburban Chicago police department pays $500 in Bitcoin to a hacker who seized one of their computers and all its pertinent files. If only there were some arsenal they had access to in order to track down and arrest the hacker
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Fri February 20, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mom rants on the internet after zero out of 16 invited kids show up to her autistic six year old's birthday party. Does she get A) flamed, B) ignored, or C) a police and fire department response, including helicopter fly over
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Wed February 18, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The State Department has finally figured out how to beat ISIS: we need to find them jobs
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(155)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson, former neurosurgeon, claims that if the GOP Congress fails to fund the Dept. of Homeland Security then Obama is committing treason
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(151)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas judge rules that Obama can't not deport immigrants under executive actions that haven't been enforced yet. Obama vows that he won't stop not deporting immigrants, will appeal decision to stop the unimplemented executive action. Got it?
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(82)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Health Department orders school districts to determine which students are unvaccinated, thereby putting everyone at risk because their parents believe what a faded MTV actor says. Maybe we should put the unvaccinated in their own schools
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(117)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Joe Perry, Alice Cooper, and Johnny Depp have formed a musical "supergroup." The first two sure, but that last guy is just wrong on every level
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(60)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Forget spending hours perfecting your pick-up lines, your success depends on the first letter of your name. Thanks a lot, mom
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(50)
 
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
In the eyes of Republicans, President Obama's use of executive powers to circumvent GOP input on immigration reform and his sudden departure from decades-long policies toward Cuba are an affront to their oversight power
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(83)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Good news: New pill for new mothers helps increase milk supply, boost energy and even help with postpartum depression. Bad news: It's made of placenta
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(43)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(96.5 The Fox)
 
 
 
Police department posts online ad selling women's sexual services as part of sting. 65 men respond, 48 more than the police had hoped
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(116)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Power naps can reverse the damage from sleep deprivation. Who would have thought that people who aren't getting enough sleep could make up for it with more sleep?
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(27)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Western Union 4Q earnings rise 28% on the strength of its mobile sector, banking department, telegraph division
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(12)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It has been nearly 12 years since Mr. Rogers died, and here are his departing words to us kids who grew up with him in the neighborhood
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(70)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Dropping your Macbook out of a plane is not covered by the warranty. Not that you'll need it, because Macbooks are apparently air-deployable now (pics)
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(24)
 
(Aspen Times)
 
 
 
Aspen Police Department: If you try to roll a joint at a bus stop, we will kick your ass (video has Not safe for work language)
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(182)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Yale University)
 
 
 
Latest research from the Institute of the Blindingly Obvious finds energy drinks "significantly increase" hyperactivity in schoolchildren who guzzle the little caffeine depth charges
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(36)
 
(Phnom Penh Post)
 
 
 
Two sisters fined and deported from Cambodia after being literally caught with their pants down taking naked selfies at the ancient temple of Angkor Wat
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(149)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minnesota Department of Revenue eyes TurboTax suspiciously, refuses all returns done with them until a fraud investigation is complete. H.R. Block approves
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(29)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
Here is Johnny Depp's bachelor party invitation. It includes: Johnny Depp referring to himself in the third person, pirate language, and an itinerary that is full of win
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(30)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Can everyone involved with the Staples and Office Depot merger deal please not say "Synergies," you're making all the employees nervous
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(21)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Staples just bought Office Depot for $6.3 billion. That was easy
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(40)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
The driver said the gun belonged to a friend. The passenger said the gun belonged to the driver. The computer said the gun belonged to the Austin Police Department
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(52)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The only thing more depressing than the Seahawks' last play in Super Bowl XLIX were the commercials, though it was clear Nationwide's decision to murder a child was the worst
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(285)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
AOL to lay off 3% of its workforce due to reorganization, automation, consolidation of telegraph department
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(34)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Even the Super Bowl Planning Committee had to take 'active shooter preparedness" training from the Department of Homeland Security
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(45)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Guy gets run over by an SUV, assaults assisting deputy, and tries to steal cruiser even after getting tased twice. And how was your night?
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(13)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you're going to take it upon yourself to be a border vigilante and march around the Arizona desert looking for illegals, make sure you don't pull a gun on an undercover sheriff deputy
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(60)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Are you depressed because you binge watch, or do you binge watch because you're depressed?
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(118)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And now, from the department of redundancy department
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(27)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
"The Muslim Brotherhood called for "a long, uncompromising jihad" in Egypt just one day after they met with the [US] State Department." Nice outreach you got there, Obama
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(72)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Health Department form for new parents requesting birth certificates asks if the "woman giving birth" is male or female
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(105)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Study identifies biological mechanisms for schizophrenia, bipolar disorder and depression. Causes include immune function, DNA regulation, and dating
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(13)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Next in the Department Of This Can't Go Wrong: Texas lawmakers bill would allow teachers to gun down students
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(78)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Treasury Department says Obama's legacy is a 1% tax increase on 6 million people
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(22)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Seattle Police Department apologizes for arresting 70-year-old black veteran for leaning on a golf club in public without carrying Starbucks coffee or hipster beard
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Wed January 28, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Justice department believes encryption has created a "Zone of Lawlessness," not sure who run Bartertown
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Mon January 26, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Video games transport people to faraway conflicts like Syria" No thanks. If I want depressing realizations of hopeless causes with nothing to show for it but a lousy few hours playing the same thing over and over, I'll check out Ubisoft's lineup
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Sun January 25, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, a handy chart that shows Johnny Depp is well and truly box office poison
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(91)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
American Sniper tops the box office, raking in $62 million. The Boy Next Door debuts at #2 with $15.3 million, horror film Paddington at #3 with $11.8 million. Johnny Depp shows he's box office poison as Mortdecai bombs at #8 with $4.6 million
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(109)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Agricultural manga, set in ag high schools and depicting students who grow vegetables and raise pigs and goats, becomes increasingly popular in Japan. "They produce jam and ham as they become involved with nature and the lives of their animals"
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(39)
 
(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
"From what I can tell from the ad, the Pegasus motorcycle can change from a single to a V-twin to an inline-four depending on whether you're doing a burnout, pulling a wheelie, or just shooting people in the face while standing on the bike"
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Thu January 22, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Scientists create method to prevent genetically modified organisms from escaping to the wild by making them dependent on a laboratory chemical. They seem to forget that life finds a way
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(58)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Large investment firm to Staples and Office Depot: So, when is the wedding?
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(26)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Today is Blue Monday, the most depressing day of the year, narrowly edging out all the rest of them
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(22)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New study discovers that living near trees means you'll need fewer antidepressants because you'll be too busy raking leaves to be bummed out with life
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(52)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Psych Central)
 
 
 
New study finds retirement can promote alcoholism due to depression, lack of purpose. Which still beats having to go into the office every day
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Thu January 15, 2015
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Woman orders her pit bulls to attack deputy as he arrests her. Fortunately for the dogs, they had more sense than their owner
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(46)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo posts 4Q profit due to strong earnings from their mortgage sector, loan department, stagecoach division
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(3)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Soldier who was deployed to Africa on Ebola fighting mission is found dead out side his TX home of NOT EBOLA
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(52)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"French to debate Iraq deployment after terror attacks" Silly France, you need to accept your leader's reasoning and then just resent them forever while re-electing him the next go around. That's the American way
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(14)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Florida" and "sick" tags duke it out over Central Florida's "Sausage Castle" where your most depraved sexual fantasies may come true. "If you're not 500 pounds, a midget, or molested by your dad, we don't have a need for you." Not safe for work
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(132)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"This is your Captain speaking, we're coming in SIDEWAYS... please reach under your seats and pull out the Depends"
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(103)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
US military commissaries overseas facing critical food shortages. Easy, just feed dependent wives, kids MREs. Problem solved
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(165)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Yellowstone deputies shoot a driver that was sort of coming right at them maybe
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(56)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Ketamine, or as the kids call it, "Special K," is now being hailed as the new anti-depression wonder drug. Side effects may include hallucinations and OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
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(73)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Wales becomes the latest part of Great Britain to look at independence, presumably under a Save The Wales campaign
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A record number of Americans claim to be politically Independent. They aren't
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(220)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Cook County sheriff's deputy who attacked a prisoner will get one year to try it again
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(42)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
14-year-old girl discovers that if a deputy shows up to your home because of a dispute and leaves the keys in his patrol car, that does not mean you're free to take it for a ride
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former acting director of cybersecurity at the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for child pornography charges. Guess he wasn't very good at his job
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(47)
 

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