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261 headlines found matching 'DEP'
Wed June 28, 2017
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(National Review)
 
 
 
"National unity depends on a certain degree of tolerance for dissent, disagreement, and political diversity." That's why it's so stupid for Texas to talk about secession. California is a different matter
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The latest cause of depression? Parents who worry about their child's bedtime habits
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Suspect hands 'get out of jail free' Monopoly card to deputy, winds up having to wait three turns and pay $50 to get out anyway
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Maybe this Florida deputy didn't think having porn on his phone along with racist and sexist images, having an interoffice affair, and taking pictures of his genitals while on duty would be a firing offense
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
From the "Is he really that stupid?" Department
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Sat June 24, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Bazooka Ricky arrested for outstanding warrants by Pasco County deputies. If you thought his name was odd, it does go well with his mug shot
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Fri June 23, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Appleton Police Dept has acquired an adorable stress relief Goldendoodle named Blue
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Deputies searching for suspect who may have jumped into Lake Sherwood. Current reports are that they are not merry men
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp asks the question. The answer is April 14, 1865. Sad
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Whether a bird's egg is round or pointy depends on how well the bird flies
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Thu June 22, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Deltona Deputies are seeking your help in identifying the Scumbag of the Week
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Iraqi-American Christians can't fathom why they're being deported. "I voted for Trump, I don't think he's a bad guy"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Highway department installs massive zipper to open and close traffic lanes, threaten wienermobiles
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida police department looking to the internet for names for their new K-9 dogs. I'm sure we can come up with a few ideas here
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP is concerned that the DNC isn't sad, angry OR depressed about Ossoff's loss. So. Very. Concerned
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(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
Home Depot sued for lying about the size of its wood. Men everywhere wait nervously for verdict
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Michelle Gomez reveals when Missy will depart from Doctor Who
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
All caught on dashcam: California deputies pull over wayward llama that escaped from the llama prison and beat it senseless. Just kidding, they rescue it after offering it 'verbal counseling'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm 23 and don't want children; I fear needles and depression, am not excited about experiencing the pain, and loathe small children. All my friends think I'm crazy and press me for answers. What can I say to stop their questions?"
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The US banned the depiction of living people on currency in 1866 after a treasury superintendent decided to put his own portrait on a five-cent note
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Russia discovers vast new oil deposit on Arctic shelf. We begin bombing in 5 minutes
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new prototype device enables photon-photon interactions at room temperature for quantum computing which could be really cool, or not. Depends on how you spin it
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Having cured cancer and solved the mysteries of the Universe, scientists turn their attention to more important things, like "How long would a Fidget Spinner spin in space?" Hint: Not forever (depending on your definition of 'forever')
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
Daniel Salazar has returned and is Strand's only hope at getting out of the dam mess as Junkie Depp remains the smartest person in the apocalypse. Which isn't saying much. Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET, AMC
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Education Department: So what's the big deal about civil rights, anyway?
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Imagine walking into a Whole Foods store and seeing different prices depending on whether you are a member of Amazon Prime"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Your idiot uncle and the NY Times agree: Only mass deportations can save America. Note: your uncle and the Times agree provided your uncle doesn't RTFA
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Fri June 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump: Deporting kids is bad optics, so I'll deport their parents instead
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Thu June 15, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle police horse retires to the farm. Or at least, that's what they're telling the deputies
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Department of Education dismantler Betsy DeVos overturns rules forcing for-profit colleges to forgive loans made to students they defrauded, claiming business hardship. Well, I guess we learned something here after all
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I know you like sexism, so I made a sexist joke during our meeting regarding our company's sexist culture so you can witness the depths of our sexism
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember all the old tricks you used to use to pad the length of a paper in college? Increasing the size of periods? Double spacing? Doinking the teacher? Well if you double space your university grant application, the Dept. of Ed. will reject you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A very long, in-depth tweet thread about how the "Fire Mueller" idea will play out. After this morning, we're somewhere around step 5 or 6
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Awful: Someone tosses kitten from moving car. Karma: Health department says it tested positive for rabies, and the people who handled it better get to a doctor
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
I think you ought to know you're feeling very depressed
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hold onto your butts: Turkey will be deploying troops to Qatar to defend it against the Saudi coalition
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(MLive.com)
 
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Who knew the police could depend on random big van drivers to help stop fleeing cars?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto transit commission reveals the biggest reasons why your subway is delayed. "Train in contact with person" comes in at number five with 87 hours over 3 years. Lot of depressed people in Toronto
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Delta and BoA pull their support for NY public theater group after their staging of Julius Caesar depicts Trump as Caesar. Reporters: Why didn't you pull your support when they did the same thing but with Obama? Delta, BoA: *crickets*
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
NASA to deploy chemtrail bombs up and down the East Coast tonight
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Sun June 11, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
SURPRISE: Trump's lawyer is completely out of his depth and giving bad legal advice
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're filming a movie depicting an armed robbery in Detroit, you may want to notify the Detroit Police Department first
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(Blasting News)
 
 
 
Now that the dead weight is gone, the show can focus on Junkie Depp and Bicycle Girl. Rueben Blades is out there somewhere. What stupid decisions will Madison make this week? Fear the Walking Dead, 9 pm ET tonight on AMC
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Sat June 10, 2017
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Fort Worth police respond to call where 95-year-old man's air conditioning broke down during TX summer. So, of course, they go to Home Depot, buy him new air conditioning unit. Bonus: Store employees chip in, too
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You know who else really likes Disneyland? Well, not these 17 people. Or the Anaheim Fire Department hazmat team. The geese, however, seemed quite content with their visit
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Thu June 08, 2017
(DW)
 
 
 
Trump's deputy CIA director has her own personal Brexit and won't be returning to the EU any time soon
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Wed June 07, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida deputies fired more than fifty rounds at motorcyclist, demonstrating the tactical importance of More Dakka in law enforcement
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever been so depressed that people noticed your actions and called the cops to do a safety check on you? (Hint: changing your Twitter profile photo to a coffin and tweeting that no one would miss you if you were gone is apparently a bad idea.)
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Tue June 06, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Breitbart: We had 5,000 people at our Million Deplorables March in Canada. Cops: There were like 100 people in attendance. We counted
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Mon June 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Is it dangerous for humans to depend on computers?" Asks digital columnist whose trolling skills are clearly on auto-pilot
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Hello? Hello? Anyone still watching "Fear the Walking Dead"? Junkie Depp? Strand? Bicycle Girl? Ring a bell? Anyone? Well, Season 3 premieres tonight at 9 PM EDT, AMC
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson's vaunted state department is bottlenecked and shows no signs of unplugging
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Fri June 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In what is SURELY unfortunate coincidence rather than quid-pro-quo corruption, the day after Google's CEO publicly defends Jared Kushner, a Department of Labor investigation into sex discrimination at his company suddenly gets shut down
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Since everyone is equal and we have no civil rights problems anymore, the Trump administration is shutting down the Labor Department division that has policed discrimination among federal contractors for four decades
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(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
High school football team deploys robotic tackle dummy because it provides faster, more skillful target, safer than using geeks, cheerleaders with even less litigation
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cavaliers to announce new set of team logos for 2017-18, none of them depicting LeBron as Hercules carrying a bunch of mediocre lollygaggers on his back
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Thu June 01, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Justice Department gets warrants to surveil journalists in order to identify leakers
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes issued "unmasking subpoenas" unilaterally while acting completely independent of the Russia probe
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Flynn announces plan to turn documents regarding Trump over to the Senate and once again reminds everyone how NOT suicidal he is and how opposite of depressed he's become lately
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Artist's version of Michelangelo's 'The Creation of Adam' depicts God not as a white-haired white man, but as a black woman, reaching out to touch a younger black woman. You better believe some people have a problem with this. Tag is for those people
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Would the administration care to explain why Iran's free elections are bad while Saudi Arabia's monarchy is good?" State Dept Official: *pause* ... "Homina homina homina"
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An in-depth look at how Trump and the Republicans took away your basic right to online privacy without you even knowing about it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sleep-deprived, angry, and revenge-seeking is no way to go through life, and yet Trump persists, this time going on another 3AM Twitter tirade. Today, his target was Germany and Merkel, saying they are "Very bad for U.S. This will change"
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp's 14 homes, ranked. Subby will reluctantly take #2
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Shatner opens up: "I don't want to discuss Trump or [George] Takei. Listen, I'm Canadian and I'm apolitical. I love America. I consider myself a guest here. I won't do anything that might get me deported"
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Sat May 27, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welcome to Trump's America: Defense attorney arrested after telling rape victim that Trump would deport her if she testified
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Fri May 26, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
"26 years, and I have never drank the water here"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House admits it doesn't know how much it's cutting from Medicaid. Apparently it all depends on how fast patients die off when they're denied any health care benefits
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"This is your Captain speaking: We're now about to land at Portugal's Madeira Airport, please put on your Depends from the overhead"
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ICE agents, apparently not content with merely deporting immigrants, now taunt them at their place of employment by eating the food they prepare, then arresting them before leaving the restaurant
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump announces that he will have the Justice Department begin an immediate investigation into who is leaking all sorts of sensitive intelligence being provided to the US by its allies. Justice Department: "Found him"
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Tue May 23, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
ICE uses a broken and out of date database to identify immigrants for deportation. Guess who doesn't have a problem with that system?
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Turns out a third cast member is also departing Saturday Night Live
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Americans don't need to depend on their air conditioning like they think they do, according to somebody who's never lived in Phoenix in July
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Sheriff David Clarke, up for deputy Homeland Security job, has uniform festooned with BS medals and decorations. "You see all that sh*t pinned all over his dress uniform jacket? That's not supposed to be there"
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions' DOJ continues to focus on high-profile criminals -- such as the immigration lawyers who recently set up shop in airports to fight unlawful deportation orders
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Don Rickles is back and he looks like Johnny Depp
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
For the first time in the better part of 100 years, China has begun using expansionist rhetoric toward its neighbors. Did I say rhetoric? I meant outright threats. China just threatened to invade the Philippines and depose Roberto Duterte
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Fox Baltimore)
 
 
 
New study says teen "angst" can be an early sign of teen depression. Or it could just be a sign that they are a teenager
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Retail stores are in a LOT more trouble than it looks as an examination of the balance sheets of the few remaining department stores show they are basically credit card companies that give away clothes, shoes, and appliances to cardholders
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Nude squatter, meet Deputy Wang
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Wed May 17, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins sign Nico Marley, grandson of Bob Marley to short term contract, depending on results of drug test
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man finds that the best way to get a free air conditioner is to put on a Home Depot apron
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Duke athletic department posts full-time position that requires college degree, has no pay, sucks
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Curtis Ellis, a former WND columnist, is favored to run the Department of Labor's Bureau of International Labor Affairs. You may know him from his various beliefs, which include "satanic elites run the world" and "Islam is creating a mongrel culture"
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"The FBI must be independent from political forces in the Executive Branch," James Comey said in 2014, three years before the Executive Branch would fire him out of fear
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp, who has lost a crap load of money and is slowly on a downward spiral to hell, will play the lead in a movie bio about John McAfee, who lost a crap load of money, spiraled down to hell, and is now bat shait crazy
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Sun May 14, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For the record, Hobby Lobby is not closing all its stores, David Bowie was not kidnapped by demons, the New York Times' license was not suspended by the State Department, and Sarah Palin did not wake up from a coma
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Sat May 13, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders shows why he was America's best choice for President as he breaks down the intent of the Russia Investigation, the character of Donald Trump, and the need for an independently appointed Special Council
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Senator Warren gives commencement speech. Says, we need a justice department, not an obstruction of justice department. Who could she possibly be talking about?
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
From the "If you can't beat 'em join 'em" department: This year's Bear Creek High yearbooks have celebrities splashed throughout mostly so the cash-strapped journalism program can survive. And the kids love it, don't ya know
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Fri May 12, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
China takes asymmetrical warfare to an entire new level against America's newly-deployed THAAD system: Chinese rappers, yo
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Agriculture teacher sexually harassed by fellow high school teacher, department head with "vile" text messages involving her "anatomy, powdered sugar, sex, cows, gallons of lube, artificial insemination, long plastic gloves and more"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump, "It depends on what your definition of loyalty is." We officially have a mob boss as president
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple invests another $1 billion into Nevada. Actually it's $500,000,000 which could end up as $1 billion depending on whether the roulette wheel comes up on red or black
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Thu May 11, 2017
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
"The department doubled-down on their assertion that the drug recognition expert is better at detecting marijuana in a driver than scientific tests." Welcome to Jeff Sessions' America
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Deputy Attorney General and Comey firing patsy Rod Rosenstein takes a trip to the Senate Intelligence Committee, asks to have a quick chat
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dear Rod Rosenstein, you boast a 27-year career in the Justice Department under five administrations and the distinction of being the longest-serving United States attorney in history. Now don't be a dick. Love, the New York Times
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Wed May 10, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A look at how Johnny Depp went from overrated rich actor to overrated actor with millions of dollars missing
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Sen Angus King (I-MEan) apparently has a Beef with President Trump's firing of Director Comey, suggests Congress offer Comey a new job: head of an independent task force investigating Trump's Russia connections
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Confirmed reports: Days before he was fired, Comey had met with Deputy AG Rosenstein and requested more funding and personnel for the Russia investigation
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
President Trump tries to have every old press release deleted from the internet. In related news, Barbra Streisand appointed as new head of the President's online PR department
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
HOUSE FOR SALE: 2,656 sq ft, 4Br 3Ba, as-is/no warranty. Upstairs apt can't be shown under any circumstances. Occupant has never paid rent and no sec. deposit is being held but there is a lease in place. *Great diamond in the rough investment.* $130K
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Office Depot profit more than doubles on better store merchandise sales, less staples
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Uber being investigated by justice department for not wanting to keep Austin weird
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Mon May 08, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Is your meth contaminated with deadly gluten? This police department will check it for free
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Deported man's wife and friends are really on the fence now about Trump
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The Anchorage Police Department does not approve of a bill that would make it illegal for officers to have sexual contact with any prostitutes they're investigating
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Sun May 07, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The day before fired Justice Dept. official Sally Yates is scheduled to testify, Trump unlocks his Twitter account again and angrily demands the "fake media" begin investigating nonexistent ties between Democrats and Russia
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most police departments have no interest in training officers to deescalate. "[You] are "dealing with individuals who are motivated to kill in a way that we have never seen before"
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Sat May 06, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If you have lost your pet zebra, Hillsborough County Sheriff Department knows where it is and want you to call them
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(GQ)
 
 
 
The President of the United States believes exercise is bad for you because humans contain a finite amount of energy which exercise depletes more quickly, like a battery
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Fluttershy gets sandbagged by the world of independent contacting. Can she manage to get the animal sanctuary built on her own? Will she make the animals pay for it? Find out on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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Fri May 05, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you've been avoiding oysters during the summer months, you've been depriving yourself of these delicious snotsicles for no good reason. Here comes the science
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
State Department retweets positive mention of Ivanka's book, then deletes it because someone pointed out it was a massive conflict of interest
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't worry. Just because Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao doesn't understand what self-driving cars can and can't do doesn't mean the department Trump assigned her to lead can't handle regulating them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pence stops at Cinco de Mayo party, says Trump has made "Latinos a priority." Presumably he meant deportation-wise
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Deputy fired for waving about his guns and quoting Denzel Washington's character in the film "Training Day"
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Thu May 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Department of Justice says it was OK for police to continue shooting Alton Sterling because he was still moving
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Fusion)
 
 
 
Trump keeps on protecting us by deporting bad hombres like a mother and her 5-year-old son back to Honduras where she'll almost certainly be killed since she is a witness in a murder
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Adorable Canadian prime minister introduces drunk-driving legislation that gazes soulfully into your eyes as it charmingly deprives you of your due-process rights, but Trudeau's just so gosh-darn cute and that's what really matters
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
From the surreptitious slimy surcharges department, here's Comcast
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cop pleads guilty in shooting of unarmed black man. Plot twist: He didn't plead guilty to murder, but "deprivation of rights", which I guess is what they're charging racist white cops with these days to spare their feelings
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Do not taunt Happy Fun Jeff Sessions, because the Justice Department will prosecute you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After a decades-long struggle to successfully free itself from Saudi oil dependence, America now hands its balls back on a silver platter
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
For some reason, deputy is offended to be referred to as "Captain Boobs" at work
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you know what compulsive spending disorder is? Well Johnny Depp has got it to the tune of $2 million a month
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
D-backs' Daniel Descalso deposits his walk-off homer directly into the Chase Field pool. Splashdown (w/bonus pool-cam shot)
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Who better to put at the Department of Health than a rabid anti-abortionist who says breast cancer is caused by abortion
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You-know-who carries on tabloid tradition of taking trashy photos of trashed women staggering on public streets, scolding them under headline "a depressingly typical British bank holiday"
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Seventh grader sends letter to local newspaper replying to citizen angry about their "Hate Has No Home Here" sign. Fire department tends to the ensuing burn
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Sat April 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Faux News under investigation by the Justice Department AND the USPS
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Thu April 27, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
LePen departed from the National Front just before the European Parliament accused them of fraud. Quelle surprise
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions' new deputy isn't a malicious bigot
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(Boing Boing)
 
Video
 
Johnny Depp surprises Pirates of the Caribbean riders by standing in as live animatronic Jack Sparrow at Disneyland. Sounds like the rumors about him being broke are true
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Tue April 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is why we need an independent counsel: Even on the rare occasions that a Congressional Republican actually tries to do his job and investigate Trump's ties to Russia, the White House just tells them to pound sand
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A new parchment copy of the Declaration of Independence, written in the 1780s, has been discovered and, well, read it for yourself: "We, the undersigned colonies, do declare our independence by forming the Caliphate of the US based on Sharia law"
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Mon April 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A new poll shows that fully 73% of Americans want an independent investigation into the Trump campaign's ties with Russia because they do not trust Congress to handle it. Or, in Trumpmath: nobody cares about this issue at all
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News host interviews Nebraska farmer she's sure will agree with her claims the Keystone XL pipeline will make the U.S. energy independent. That's when he reminds her the oil it transfers isn't from the U.S.
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode continue 30-year tradition of selling out stadiums in Los Angeles, add fourth Hollywood Bowl date to their October calendar after first three nights sell out. "They actually could have done six nights"
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Sat April 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump demotes career State Department official after Breitbart questions her loyalty. That her last name is Nowrouzzadeh probably had nothing to do with it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump tells Dreamers to relax, he's not after them. Sure, there are stories about Dreamers being deported but that's probably fake news. Why would anyone Hispanic worry about my policies?
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Fri April 21, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mexico says deportation of Mexicans to Mexico violated rules. Apparently there are no rules against pointing your citizens north to the U.S. or cashing in on the $20 Billion in remittances sent back to Mexico year after year
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, the Medical device maker that Health & Human Services secretary invested in (and has yet to divest from) stands to benefit greatly from a new Medicare payment proposal issued by his department
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New trailer is out for "Pirates of the Caribbean 5", confirming rumors that Johnny Depp has pretty much blown all his money
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Kroger now sees Walmart's tail lights pulling away in the great U.S. grocery department race
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New research shows that being skinny leads to depression, which is why Farkers are some of the happiest people on Earth
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Trump's deputy commerce secretary pick withdraws his name from consideration
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump loves Wikileaks so much, his Justice Department has drawn up charges against Julian Assange and wants him arrested
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(Politico)
 
 
 
AG Jefferson Davis Beauregard Sessions III: "We Can't promise that Dreamers won't be deported" and since, grammatically, two negatives in a sentence cancel each other out, what he REALLY said was "We can promise Dreamers will be deported"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Botox being tested to help with depression and anxiety. If nothing else, it gives people the appearance of being happy
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News staffers worry that O'Reilly's departure is just the beginning, unintentionally admitting that there are other sexual predators at Fox News
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, it's been a month since the Friday night massacre of the Department of Justice. Let's see how well the new U.S. attorneys are doing and...oh dear
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Wed April 19, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
USA Today: Poor, struggling young DREAMer who just wanted to go out on a date with his girlfriend is deported. Reality: 23-year-old apprehended by Border Patrol after illegally entering U.S. by climbing over border fence is deported
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The Brewers Association, the nonprofit trade group representing small and independent craft brewers, wants to "crack down" on sexist beer ads and labels. They said "Crack" heh heh
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Only thing more depressing than losing your wallet is finding out some people have been getting together for a drinking challenge in your honor for 14 years without inviting you
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Woman accused of showing deputy her breasts in government building
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Tue April 18, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
ADIDAS sends runners congratulatory email for "surviving the Boston Marathon." In other news, Adidas has a new position open in its email marketing department
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
Did you catch the deplorable punching of a girl in the face at the Berkeley demonstration? You can now
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mexico is welcoming U.S. deportees with open arms
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Sat April 15, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The Avondale, Arizona Police Department just swore in a bearded dragon as their newest cop
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Fri April 14, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
USAF F-35s to be deployed to Europe this weekend, marking a potential escalation where Russia now has to deal with the threat of aircraft parts raining down from overhead
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Ever been so depressed you want to run away from it all? If so, how did you deal with it? Took a mini vacay? Joined a spin class? Put up a sexy profile on Tinder? HALP (don't tell me to call a doc, they would 5150 me so fast it's not even funny)
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Thu April 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
US State Dept. says it will continue with hiring freeze, despite the fact that the Trump administration has lifted it. Who needs diplomats anyway?
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(White House)
 
 
 
You, too, can help reorganize the Executive Branch of government. Bonus: not only do you get to select what departments to reform or eliminate, but you can write in your own helpful suggestions; something no doubt Farkers will take seriously
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(CNN)
 
Video
 
This morning's segment about the U.S. "Showdown with North Korea" is basically just a press release from the Defense Department. Are people really stupid enough to think this is journalism? Can humanity survive, or are we doomed by our own stupidity?
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Wed April 12, 2017
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Two entries in Yanukovych's little black book happen to match amounts deposited into Manafort's accounts, through defunct companies in Central America
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Being sound on the fundamentals depends on what the evangelical community has decided the fundamentals have become. At this time, what is fundamental is hating liberals, hating Obama, hating abortion and hating same-sex marriage"
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The more they look at Trump, the more they see an independent patriot
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(Uplift)
 
 
 
Singing alleviates stress, anxiety and depression. ♫ Here comes the neuroscience ♫
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Aviation Web)
 
 
 
Problem: Pilot poaching is depleting the Air Force. Solution: Ask the airlines to stop. And when that doesn't work, just re-accommodate the pilots back into uniform
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Study shows link between Facebook use and depression. Fark.com use still reliable predictor of emotional well-being and psychological stability, alcohol dependence
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
United Airlines PR department tries a new spin: the doctor booted from the flight was a hardcore criminal thug
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who shot and killed Texas deputy is found to have committed suicide by shooting himself fifteen times in the head
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Labor Department says Google pays women employees less than men. Fortunately it wasn't all that widespread as it only affected the three women who are actually on the Google payroll
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Stocks slide on news that China just deployed 150k troops to the North Korean border. So they've got that going for them, which is nice
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Sun April 09, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Interacting with the L.A. County Sheriff's Department is now the easiest, albeit sometimes painful, method to become a millionaire
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Thu April 06, 2017
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
WWJD? Try like hell to outrun deputies in a stolen Mazda while carrying meth apparently
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Wed April 05, 2017
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Illegal immigrant who is the caretaker for her disabled veteran husband and four children, one of whom has cerebral palsy, will not be deported for at least another year. There, are you libs happy now?
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Besides improving the bottom line, outsourcing is a great way to depict your employees as drunks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
By order of Deputy President Kushner, Steve Bannon's Internal White House "think-tank", the Strategic Initiatives Group, has been downgraded to "Never existed". Please adjust any conflicting memories you may have accordingly
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New study finds no link between birth control and depression ... unless your partner has forgotten to buy condoms
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So much depends upon/a fark writers thread/glazed with strong adverbs/beside the short excerpts. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Pima County Sheriff's department needs help with the design of their new cruisers. Surely we can come up with some winning designs. Fark Photoshoppers...start your engines
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sure, some police departments might be systemically corrupt, violent, and racist, but they're not OUR problem, Jeff Sessions dog whistled
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nicola Sturgeon circumvents Theresa May on her quest for an independent Scotland
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Mon April 03, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Study finds babies cry more in Britain, Canada and The Netherlands than any other countries, possibly as they realize they have a life of boiled food, deprecating comparisons to the US or jokes about Dutch Rudders ahead of them
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How many fish from the Detroit River is it safe to eat? It depends on the type, experts say: four Rock bass a month, two Bullhead, and just stay away from the Brown Trout
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Uber noticed their "independent drivers" weren't working enough hours to meet service goals. They considered paying them more, but after laughing themselves to death they hired behavioral psychologists to create ways to trick drivers into working longer
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey look, it's another situation where socialism creates a dependent society...of pandas. OMG, it squeaks
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Depressed on my birthday for the first time. Help cheer me up please
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Sessions and the Department of Justice want Colorado to prosecute THC offenses
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Voter intimidation against white people is about to become a major focus for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions' Department of Justice
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Dept. of Agriculture gives away free hog traps to curb state's free-range bacon problem
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nicola Sturgeon asks for authorization to hold a second referendum for Scottish independence, noting that the Scots voted against Brexit. In fairness, the map is already made
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Thu March 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks to our Great Negotiator, the President of the EU Executive arm threatens to support Ohio and Austin, Texas' call for independence if Trump keeps supporting EU separatist movements
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Having solved all of our Russian woes, the Justice Department goes after America's greatest scourge: Illegal eel trafficking
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Party before country" sinks to unprecedented depths as the GOP largely can't stand Trump but remains painfully and shamefully silent in the face of his trainwreck presidency
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
In reasoned response to single hobo armed with an ice cream, Fresno Police deploy 50 cars, K9, 2 choppers, 2 ambulances, fire truck, robot, SWAT team, another SWAT team, crisis negotiating team, and destroyed some guy's home the hobo was hiding in
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh nothing, just a letter from the Justice Department trying to use the presidential communication privilege to block former Attorney General Sally Yates from testifying before the House Intelligence Committee about Trump-Russia ties
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Video games are a viable treatment for depression
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Embarrassing: Being caught stealing a bag full of panties from a department store. Really embarrassing: You're a guy. Fark: Caught by your own daughter
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
US Treasury Department added to the list of government agencies now looking into the financial history of former Trump junior assistant mail clerk Paul Manafort
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
VERY belatedly, CNN suddenly remember what the middle "N" in their name stands for, and start acting like actual journalists, deploying a split screen to debunk Idiot Spice's lies in real time as they televise his press briefings
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump voter shocked her not-legal immigrant husband will be deported tomorrow, despite being one of the "good" ones and owner of the popular Eddie's Steak Shed restaurant
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Explosions at arms depot in eastern Ukraine force evacuation of 20,000 people. "Sabotage" suspected
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Wed March 22, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republicans upset with Sec Def Mattis because he is proving too responsible and independent with his appointment, refusing to appoint political operatives or to push for an increase to the defense budget as they are demanding
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Department store comes under fire for using heterosexual family of Easter Bunnies instead of homosexuals or transgenders
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson says the most powerful country on earth is unable to sustain a working State Department
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee Democrat Adam Schiff calls for independent investigation after Chairperson Devin Nunes decides to throw protocol out the window and brief the President that shiat is hitting the fan faster than anyone expected *DUN DUN*
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Opium-dependent parrots begin razing entire poppy plantations, stealing money to fuel the addiction, beating their wives and talking all sorts of shiat
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Tue March 21, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Dissident Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) officials created a digital "Forum of Hate" where they referred to one of their supervisors as the G-Pot. G, as in status obsessed rapper and Pot for hippopotamus
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been married for eight years; for our anniversary, he wants us to get matching tattoos. However, I want a divorce but am not financially independent. I've made one stupid decision; how do I avoid making another?"
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Mon March 20, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, Comey testified before Congress today. For in depth analysis, let's watch Rachel Maddow together at 9:00 EDT on MSNBC
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not News: Almost half of of those polled want illegal border crossers deported, and are concerned that asylum-seekers of African and Middle Eastern origin will make country less safe. News: Survey taken in Canada about illegal immigration from the US
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Treasury Department takes steps to stop borrowing money. Mostly to take a quick break to officially celebrate the national debt passing the $20 trillion mark
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Sun March 19, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Applications to U.S. colleges by foreign students are down because of the fear of deportation. American students look forward to benefiting from the grading curve being lowered
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Al-Monitor)
 
 
 
As diplomatic relations continue to break down, Turkey deports 40 Dutch officials. Oh, did I say officials. I meant cows
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Deputy Director of the NSA calls Trump's UK spying allegations "just crazy", "arrant nonsense". Then insinuates Trump is ignorant and stupid. Why yes, he is retiring shortly
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cats are sometimes described as aloof, uncaring, independent creatures who do not have the capacity for affection. Caturday respectfully begs to disagree
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Lots of holes in story of deputy shot in fight over doughnuts
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Welcome to Canada. Here's your complimentary curling brush and poutine. As opposed to: Welcome to the US. Here's your complimentary frisking and deportation
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Hey man, if you wanna buy some drugs, meet us in the Sheriff's Dept parking lot. We'll be between the Warden's truck and the cop fueling up his patrol car
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Check out these seven amazing covers of Depeche Mode songs. Yes, Johnny Cash's "Personal Jesus" made the list (Caution: Rammstein video is Not safe for work)
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
In further draining of the swamp, Trump admin nominates Boeing exec for Pentagon's deputy in charge of buying big flying things that go shooty
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is the president "wrong" when he says that "wiretapping" means both "wiretapping" and "not wiretapping"? It depends on what your definition of "is" is
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother of son who has been missing 6 months claims he was depressed due to heavy metal poisoning. \m/
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
FX 'Legion' getting a second season despite low ratings, chronic depression
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode agree that Richard Spencer is a "c*nt"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tillerson is traveling Asia with only one journalist, totally not a right wing hack from the Independent Journal Review, founded by conservatives in 2012. So, expect some enlightening coverage from this genius
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
News: Bank of England deputy governor resigns due to failing to follow their Code of Conduct. Fark: Which she helped to write
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(White House)
 
 
 
Trump signs executive order asking every department "just what do they do around here?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ol' Jeff Sessions gonna find it tougher than wrestlin' a greased polecat to keep all his high falutin' promises about fighting crime if Mars Trump continues being stingier than a Baptist preacher in a liquor store wit dat Justice Dept budget money
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Health care in Britain is awesome: If you need mental health treatment, for instance, all you have to do is visit a local Department of Work and Pensions office and answer a few simple questions, such as "Why haven't you killed yourself yet?"
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Did Liam Hemsworth just make the worst mistake of his life? Apart from Independence Day 2, I mean
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(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to market. To be specific, it was Home Depot
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(NPR)
 
 
 
US: Yeah, okay, so the Russians absolutely violated treaties by deploying some missiles. Big whoop, who cares? Wanna fight about it?
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Thu March 09, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, has anyone else noticed that the handicapping of the State Department that President Trump has engaged in, benefits Russia and Putin tremendously?
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Wed March 08, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Russia violates treaty, deploys land-based cruise missile targeting U.S.-staffed bases in Europe. Surely we can expect strong condemnation and decisive action from President Trump
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump to deploy glug, glug, glug to counter drip, drip, drip
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The Department of Energy figures out how to clean up all the oil before it hits the anus
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
The alcohol dependency unit where nobody is qualified to treat alcohol dependency, there's no procedures or guidance, and clearly nobody cares what you drink or knows what to do if the place gets set on fire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump's grandfather once wrote a letter groveling and begging not to be deported
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Mon March 06, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Everyone in the Trump campaign was rewarded with appointments they were unqualified for--except for Deputy Campaign Manager David Bossie, who was left in the cold. Probably because he never talked to Russia
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Theresa May warns Scottish voters against "nationalism which focuses only on independence at any cost," citing the dangers of "wrenching Scotland out of its biggest trade market"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
State Department cancels first scheduled press briefing of the month. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say month? I meant "of the Trump administration", because there hasn't been one since Obama's last day in office
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Happiness is not a default state. News: Science may finally be catching on that depression is a default state for those with an IQ higher than a rock
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Sun March 05, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
FBI Director Comey asks Justice Department to publicly call BS on Trump's wiretapping claim
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
The best comment thread on a police department Facebook post about a confiscated gun you will ever read
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The media is targeting Jeff Sessions because he uncovered the ultra-secret Department of Justice slush fund that Obama and his predecessors used to keep the media in line
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Fri March 03, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada expecting record numbers of people to flee the United States and seek asylum. Hardliners demand that the Canadian government deploy their crack bear cavalry and moose chuckers to secure the border
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Building housing Kids Fun Zone and The Party Place in violation of building and fire codes. Just depends on what kind of fun party you want to have, I guess
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Community Board member promises that NYC won't need bike lanes once all the immigrants are deported
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Styx, REO Speedwagon, Don Felder announce summer tour dates. Rumors tour sponsored by Metamucil, Depends, and Ben-Gay unconfirmed
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(Times Leader Online)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. It's just that 23000 coal miners and their dependents are about to lose their health insurance. I guess they should've just been born rich
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
The Randolph County (Indiana) Sheriff's department would like to reassure you that there is absolutely NO zombie outbreak happening right now. None. Not at all. Nothing to see here, move along
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Wed March 01, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
State Department now in hospice care
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
All I ever wanted, all I ever needed is here with a Depeche Mode North American tour
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New data shows that one quarter of young men hurt themselves to cope with depression, and if they're not over-exercising and punching walls they're drinking heavily and abusing drugs because men are really bad at talking about how we 'feel'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Some people get a little depressed when turning the big 50 years old. Then there's this man who blew up his own house
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions dismisses Justice Dept reports on Chicago and Ferguson police as "anecdotal." Or so he heard; he admits he didn't actually read them
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