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219 headlines found matching 'DEP'
Fri September 19, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Alex Salmond: "Fine, if I can't run an independent Scotland I quit and I'm taking my ball too"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish voters failed to pass the independence referendum because the BBC refused to tell everyone how unicorns and fairies and leprechauns will all return to Scotland if the vote had succeeded
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Here's an in-depth article on why people procrastinate. Bookmark it so you can read it later
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: We offend more people before 9am than most people do in a day
 
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
14,000 American Airlines customer service agents vote to unionize. In other news, American Airlines has a customer service department
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
If you're confused about the Scottish independence referendum, let Fark's favorite animators explain it to you. Even if it doesn't clear the issues up for you, it will make you giggle
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Everybody get out your sad trombones: America's Toughest Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, is being forced to return all the military-grade hardware, including guns, tanks, and helicopters, that he received through the Defense Department's Excess Property Program
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Realistically, the only thing most Farkers care about in today's Scottish independence vote is how the whisky makers say a yes vote will affect them and their products, and that $7 billion a year industry is feeling pretty good about going it alone
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Czechoslovak depeniser back in California to stand trial after burglary scheme goes off half-cocked
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Deputy fire chief places his bid to be drafted into the NFL. FARK: His home also houses Imagination Station, a child care center. Police said they removed several firearms from the home, including rifles, shotguns and handguns
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
How to tell it might be a redneck wedding? It takes seven police departments to break up the brawl that ensues
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Scotland do what William Wallace couldn't? Will Britain shuffle off this mortal coil and cease to be? Will the Scots save Scotland from the Scots because the Scots f*cked it bloody well up? This is your Scottish Independence Referendum Thread
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Irish paper covers Scotland's vote for independence from England live from the intertubes. Wales
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Wed September 17, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada has the 'Looney'. The US has the 'Greenback'. What's a good name for an independent Scotland's new currency?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In other news, Fark overwhelmingly calls for a "no" vote on Scottish independence
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
The most burning question regarding independence has finally been addressed: If the Scots vote to break away from the UK, will they still get to watch Doctor Who?
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Tue September 16, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish hospital staff 'exhausted,' warns surgeon. But don't worry - the billing and collections departments are as chipper and fully staffed as can be
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama orders 3,000 soldiers to deploy to Africa and kick Ebola's ass
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. State Dept. orders 160,000 Ebola hazmat suits. Maybe your crazy uncle is right
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Sun September 14, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Now you can turn the tables on Tech Support Scammers. Subby just prefers the time-honored technique of seeing how much of their time he can waste
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Sat September 13, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Scotland's independence rests solely on the amount of oil the country has bubbling below their haggis factories and kilt shoppes
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Noted Scots expatriate Groundskeeper Willie weighs in on the upcoming independence vote
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gerard Depardieu brags about killing two lions, and his liver apparently
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Fri September 12, 2014
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The Department of Defense wants Sheriff Joe Arpaio to return all the surplus military weapons and equipment they've given him over the years
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sperm donor dies of a heart attack after making his fourth deposit in a week. He was making money hand over fist
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(109)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The guy picked to lead the NFL's "Independent Investigation™" is from the same law firm as the Ravens President. I wonder how they found him so quickly
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Thu September 11, 2014
(World Review)
 
 
 
Gazprom's historic US$400 billion gas deal with China could leave Russia wildly out of pocket. Ironically, Russian taxpayers could end up subsidising Chinese consumers. Still, it's probably worth not depending on European markets, is it?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New Texas history textbooks teach that Moses was a Founding Father, segregation wasn't all bad, affirmative action applies to Martians, and that society has not visibly improved since the Great Depression
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
Everything you always wanted to know about Scottish independence but couldn't be bothered to ask
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Existence of so-called 'tetraquark' leading to major slapfight in physics departments around world as scientists argue what it is or whether it really exists: "We hate each other," says one researcher. "We really hate each other"
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Mon September 08, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
After more than a week of everyone else knowing they were hacked, Home Depot says "Yeah we were hacked"
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(62)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
British solution for the Proclaimers of independence: Devo Max. Are we not Scotsmen?
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Sun September 07, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Warehouse where medical marijuana is legally grown catches on fire. Every fire department from a 100-mile radius volunteers to help battle the smoke
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UK to Scotland: Oh, yeah. If you want independence then we will make a massive border fence, armed border guards, strict immigration controls and border checkpoints. because we are a bunch of two year olds
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You all be happy and maybe you won't get cancer since depression is more common in cancer patients
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(16)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Did I mention that Rube Goldberg is the chief of the Detroit Fire Department?
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
"A 20-year-old Ohio man drove to the police department to turn himself in because he realized he was too drunk to drive and would get involved in a crash, according to police." He was correct (pics)
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Travel back in time with these Depression and WWII photos that are part of a new trove of images being put out by Yale University's Photogrammar
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Thu September 04, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
The best thing about flying Qantas is: Their safety record? Nah. Their on-time departures? Nope. Their awesome beer pouring machine? Bingo
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Wed September 03, 2014
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
If you are going to approach a jogger on a running trail, grab her butt, then pull her shorts down to her ankles, you better hope she isn't a deputy U.S. marshal. You also might want to wear a cup
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Tue September 02, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Faith No More to independently release first album in 18 Years, first single titled "Motherfarker"
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(Archery Wire)
 
 
 
Minnesota Dept. of Natural Resources asks that you don't shoot collared bears. Crew neck bears are all right, though
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(51)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Facebook gives people who depend upon it for information on current events what they deserve
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Mon September 01, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yesterday, video showed Libyan "extremists" frolicking in the US Embassy pool in Tripoli. "A senior State Department official said late Sunday that it was believed that the embassy compound remains secure, but the situation is very fluid"
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(Glasgow Evening Times)
 
 
 
Supporters and opponents of Scottish independence clash in Glasgow street. We'll put the result of this one down as a 'maybe'
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Sun August 31, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney tells Scotland "You can't do that" in terms of voting for their independence from Britain
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Sat August 30, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas opens first 4D rollercoaster where the seats spin independently of the car, making throwing up on yourself rather than the person behind you easier
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Fri August 29, 2014
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Deputy re-enacts popular scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Thu August 28, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Homeland Security dept. clears own agent of threatening boy scout after "exhaustive investigation" which did not include talking to the victim or witnesses
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
To prove that misogyny doesn't exist in games, trolls drive Anita Sarkeesian, the creator of a video series examining misogynistic depictions of women in video games, out of her home with death threats
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Still no movement in the Market Basket deal while the "Independent Board Members" make plans to close 61 stores to save money. That's some mighty fine business planning there, Artie S
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Here's something to consider: Do farts carry germs? The answer depends on if you're wearing pants at the time
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(41)
 
(Business Lexington)
 
 
 
Drew gives an in-depth interview to Business Lexington on Fark's policy change to battle sexism (bonus: cool picture of Drew)
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Tue August 26, 2014
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
County health department feels the need to warn people not to set themselves on fire
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(40)
 
(Valley News Live)
 
 
 
Fargo sheriff's deputy shoots and kills rampaging cow that was coming right for him. His life was in danger, don'tcha know
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(61)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The good news is that the rat poison deployed in Central Park is killing off all the rats. The bad news is that it's also killing off all the dogs, cats, great horned owls, golden eagles and foxes in Central Park as well
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(45)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Love-bombing the Scots. The world's most polite independence fight" Damn Scots. They ruined Scotland
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(16)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Man gets out of deportation by saying he can't remember where he came from. It works
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Sun August 24, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Chicago Department of Health uses cool research tool to automatically find dirty restaurants, no longer needs to rely on food-poisoning victims calling a hotline. The tool is called Twitter and the algorithm is open-source
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(16)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Henry Rollins apologizes for being an asshole about depression, suicide
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(90)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
LinkedIn product chief departs, becomes the first person to actually get a new job using LinkedIn
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(14)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Police department will install hi-def cameras as soon as they steal some more of our stuff to pay for it
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(24)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Report: Illinois Department of Transportation is a corrupt toilet bowl of political patronage hiring
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(25)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Strap-on wearable chair could be awesome, might be a pain, depending on how you use it
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(37)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Henry Rollins writes new essay entitled "F*CK SUICIDE," manages to criticize and demean Robin Williams and anyone with crippling depression
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Thu August 21, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Top to bottom, Cleveland boasts arguably the East's deepest, most experienced depth chart." Ha ha ha ha... oh wait, you're serious? HA HA HA HA HA HA
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(69)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Remember those Honduran kids we deported? They're dead now
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(314)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Apparently Johnny Depp ignores the age-old industry advice to "never work with Kevin Smith"
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(59)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The REAL Aflac duck reads the speech from Independence Day and it's just as gloriously funny as that sounds
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(21)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate asks: Can anyone fix the Ferguson police department? You know what they say about articles with a question in the title. No. It's no
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(343)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thanks to Gene Simmons kind comments about depression, the next KISS concert in Seattle as likely as peace in the Middle east
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(84)
 
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
New on Steam games: Depression Quest, a brand new RPG where you-- Oh never mind, what's the point of telling you, anyway?
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(165)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Having a drink or three is OK just watch out for that fourth one, it could wipe you out with a nasty hangover depending on who you are. Here's the science
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(75)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Former Vermont Senator Jim Jeffords' soul becomes independent from his body
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(24)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Depressed? Gene Simmons offers some advice: "F**k you, then kill yourself"
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(325)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Say what you will about the over-militarized Ferguson police, but at least they didn't put a Punisher-themed cosplay video on the front page of their department's website
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(89)
 
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Deputy Mayor of "Death to Jews," France insists the name of their village means nothing and should be respected
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(97)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Death Cab for Cutie left crying emo tears over the departure of their guitarist
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(20)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
US veterans on Ferguson Police Department's response:"We didn't wear that much gear when we went through the really bad areas of Afghanistan. That's not controlling the crowd, that's intimidating them"
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(306)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Ex-NSA Deputy Director on Snowden leak: "We need to up our game without crushing the 99.9 percent of people who have operated faithfully. We need to focus on behaviors"
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(70)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Department of Pulling Numbers out of your Ass is back with your annual fantasy football article
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(47)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
I see your Rush Limbaugh "Williams died because he's a liberal" comment and raise you "Williams was depressed because he had an abortion." I give up, you both are a couple of assholes
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fatal shooting of unarmed teen Michael Brown in St. Louis leads to a) community meetings with Metropolitan Police Department to solve crisis, b) spontaneous candlelight vigils for peace, love and understanding, c) 50 percent gun sale increase
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(451)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In an USA Today Op-ed., Billionaire Charles Koch finally explains why he is the way he is: "Real work is an important part of how we define ourselves...Those who lack real jobs often end up depressed, addicted or aggressive"
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(155)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Careless Whisper was released in 1984; ergo, it's 30 years old. And here are more songs that are turning thirty, ensuring you'll be depressed by list's end
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(112)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Into The Storm's box office success may depend on the same part of America that made Twister a success. It ain't California
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(52)
 
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Car crashes into sheriff's department helicopter
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(44)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After her fivd-year-old son was accidentally left on the school bus, mother raises holy hell, calls the sheriff's department, and alerts the media about the incident. But she's still cool with him continuing to take the school bus
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(81)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
World of Warcraft down to 6.8 million subscribers, which explains why I see fewer pasty, red-eyed fat guys wearing wrist guards and Depends tweaking out on Tuesday mornings
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(117)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If you thought Grave Of The Fireflies was depressing, don't read the news about Studio Ghibli shutting down
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(70)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Woman who fled to Mexico because she thought she would be "untouchable" there after she took part in the murder of a 14-year-old boy is deported back to California after being caught by police in Tijuana
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(74)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The Juneau Police Department is looking for a group of five or six kids, ranging from 7 to 13 years old that made a bomb out of a backpack, two bottles of Axe body spray and a can of Old Spice to set off an explosion behind a middle school
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(51)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
From the Dept. of Holy Crap in the College of Religious Studies, Professor Irwin Corey, the world's foremost authority on everything, is still alive and just celebrated his 100th birthday. Abe Vigoda will be watching this thread closely
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(16)
 
(Cumberland Sentinel)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Department of Agriculture cracks down on the menace of unregulated seed libraries, thus rescuing the state from going full Somalia - too late for Philadishu, however
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Fri August 01, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Father builds son a Apollo 13 simulator with LED readouts, rumble speaker, and a robot arm deploying satellites; USS Flagg sits in large corner as recovery ship
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(100)
 
(Pocket Lint)
 
 
 
New "EmDrive" propulsion device results have been independently verified. Earth to Mars in a matter of weeks instead of months. No word yet on Hyper-drives, Warp-drives, FTL Drives or Infinite Improbability Drives
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(113)
 
(XKCD)
 
 
 
While they claim the sharp uptick in deployed space harpoons is due to the Rosetta mission to 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko, I think we can all see through the Lunar Whaling complex's lies
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(32)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
For some reason if you were famous it used to be considered an honor to allow some artist to depict you with overly-exaggerated eyes and lips and hang it up in an exclusive restaurant
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(21)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
Police chief orders highway department to post illegal speed limit. Again
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(82)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
For the first time in history, except for all the other depressions and recessions, the US is getting poorer. Obama's role in this can be clearly seen in this graph, which begins plummeting in 2007 before leveling off in 2009
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(76)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Universities are starting to realize that having an entire department dedicating to teaching students how to analyze the feminist symbolism of Chaucerian mythology and its effect on post-Industrial deconstructionism might be kind of a waste
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Sun July 27, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Father of the year candidate doesn't notice when his 3-year-old son wandered out of the house ending up 10 blocks away at 2:30 in the morning and refused to open the door to police or pick up his son from the police department
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Fri July 25, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"How shenanigans start on the internet." Article is a bit more in-depth than "Hey, y'all, watch this"
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(25)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
US House of Representatives passes bill that prevents scientists at the Energy Department from doing... science
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(48)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is Michelle Obama using the National Science Foundation to deploy robots into Americans' homes to monitor the federal government's dietary and exercise mandates?
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(120)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Stanford University)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that the voices you hear while hallucinating are dependent on your culture. Farkers hear slurred voices wondering where the bottle opener went
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Tue July 22, 2014
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Up to 75% of Newark police department stops are unconstitutional, so DOJ wants to "monitor" them. Newark PD officers, when asked for comment, were unable to provide any due to ongoing fits of laughter
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
From the Dept. of Never Open Pictures Ever (NOPE): A giant, pincer-laden flying insect has been discovered in China that is, and I quote, "large enough to cover the face of a human adult"
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(126)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
U.S. Rep. Filemon Vela: "If Governor Perry is so eager to deploy the National Guard, he should do so by sending them to cities with the most crime, which are not along the border"
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(36)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Rick Perry: I'm going to send 1,000 guardsmen to help secure the border. Actual sheriffs: Why not just hire 1,000 new deputies who can actually do something other than trying to look scary to some kid running from a drug cartel?
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Mon July 21, 2014
(City of Seattle)
 
 
 
You're drunk driving the wrong way down the street, hit an Audi, throw a bottle of whiskey, hit a city bus, why not do everyone a favor and just break down in front of the police department?
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(8)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Okay everyone, get your globes out and try to follow along: Long-time ice cream man in Dearborn, MI is facing deportation after being accused of killing Irish soldiers, who were on a peacekeeping mission for the UN in Beruit
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(44)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Elrod returns from final deployment, defeating Sauron
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
IRS-gate, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, birth certificates, teleprompters, Syria, Libya, White House gardens, $250 million fleet deployments, lobster dinners, endless vacations: Will we ever know the truth about all the Obama scandals?
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(198)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Southern California deaf couple and their children "SWATted" by gun-wielding deputies after acquaintance sends hoax message over Skype... from Australia. No word on payback involving Dingos, Lord Humungus
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(75)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - Never Let Go, 1960. A wimpy salesman whose job depends on having a car has to steal it back. Peter Sellers co-stars in this Brit Noir as the gangster running the theft ring
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
From the hindsight is 20/20 department: McCain says he probably wouldn't have invaded Iraq if he had been elected in 2000
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(121)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good news: the black box from the shot down flight has been found. Fark: by the rebels, who promptly sent it to Moscow for a thorough independent investigation
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(219)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Everything changes when you hit the big 1-0, your legs start to go, candy doesn't taste as good anymore, you get to be an independent contractor
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(31)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Fire department bills dead man for his own body removal. Family says he'll probably just stiff them
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(37)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
TIL Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite has spent the last decade morphing into Johnny Depp
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm a traveling farker at a hotel in Little Rock, drinking a beer off the balcony of the hotel with several other guests, watching mice run amok in a hoarder's car. Should I call the health department?
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(27)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Goal)
 
 
 
The US's soccer program is in the stone ages, compared to Germany. That's depressing. I'm going to go kick rocks now
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(105)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Epcot monorail evacuated after lightning strikes a transformer. Department spokesman Lyle Lanley insists the craft was safe, even though monorails in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook suffered similar accidents
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Thu July 10, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
As the Makers of the "Yo" app like to point out the word "Yo" can have a myriad of meanings depending on the context. For example, if you receive a "Yo" in Israel, it means "Run like hell, there are bombs headed your way"
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Dallas judge on why he wants to open shelters for unaccompanied child migrants and not just deport them: These are children and we don't turn our backs on them in Texas
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British taxation is killing North Sea oil extraction, says noted anti-tax crusaders at...Obama's Energy Department?
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(27)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Independent survey of news channels' truthfulness finds that about 60 percent of the statements on Fox News come straight from Bullshiat Mountain
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(263)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The shocking thing about the financial collapse is not that Wall Street excesses pushed us into the worst economy crisis since the Depression. It's that most of the aftermath happened while a Democrat was in the White House
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(43)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Remember how deportations were way way way UP during the Obama presidency? Well, it turns out that they forgot to carry the one or something
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(84)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Don't ask Pennsylvania's health department any questions about fracking. Best not to mention cancer clusters either
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(67)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Raju the elephant was held in chains for 50 years and abused after being poached in India. He has finally found his freedom after being rescued by a wildlife charity who claim they saw him cry when he was released in to the wild on Independence day
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(76)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
ISIS now issuing passports for their new nation, threatens to deploy army against anyone who harms their citizens. Subby considers joining just for the privilege of deploying an army against all those who beat him up in high school
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(100)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
On this 4th of July as we celebrate our freedom and independence a Gallup survey reveals that Americans are less satisfied with their freedom and that the attitude of the country is down
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(178)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
The ten most patriotic songs to listen to this Independence Day. However, there will be some controversy over the fact that the #2 video is not in the #1 spot
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(58)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scholar alleges Declaration of Independence has punctuation error that causes routine but serious misunderstanding of document. If you thought Jefferson simply wrote all men have right to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness, you're wrong. Period
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(113)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
That independent privacy board that Obama appointed to look into NSA's data collection has concluded everything the agency does is totally legal and effective and they'd really like it if NSA would delete those copies of their search histories now
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(83)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa and House GOP : Dear President Obama: you know all those people who came to the US as children, know no other home and are peaceful productive members of our society? We demand you start deporting them immediately
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(196)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Would you go through the pain of commuting to the airport, going through security, then changing the departure date of your flexible ticket just so you could eat the free slop in the business lounge? Would you do it 35 times?
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese spies are driving all over flyover states so they can steal GMO seeds out of the ground in what State Department is calling a massive and long-running economic espionage program. So watch where you spill your seed
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(27)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Jockey arrested for driving away from a traffic stop with a sheriff's deputy clinging onto his truck
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(12)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox panel coins the term 'Beyonce Voters': "They depend on government because they're not depending on their husbands"
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(153)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
That wonderful day when Nostalgia Critic broke character and tore Michael Bay a new one for his poor and inaccurate depiction of soldiers in the US Navy during Pearl Harbor
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(40)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Loyal deputies destroy their outgoing sheriff's hard drive with hammers so the new guy can't access any old files
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(76)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
You can rest easier at night knowing the The New York Police Department is cracking down on one of the worst crimes in New York. Yep, pole-dancing on the subway
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(62)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
You know what's depressing? Having to go to the hospital to get treated for depression. You know what's even more depressing? Getting strangled by another patient while you're being treated
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(63)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
The Lawrence, Indiana Police Department just acquired 48,000lb, 12-foot-high, mine-resistant ambush protected vehicle designed for the military to use in combat zones, but they promise they will only use it during a mass shooting or a bomb threat
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(230)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Hey, didn't we just leave this party?" ask U.S. troops being deployed to Iraq by Obama
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(186)
 
(Clever Move)
 
 
 
Are you going to geek out and play board games over Independence Day weekend? Of course you are. Here are some games that are at least thematically appropriate
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(97)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal tries to find Jesus, ends up at Home Depot
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(59)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
It would be a real shame if something happened to the State Department employees investigating Blackwater
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(125)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When hiking in the Arizona desert in daylight hours during one of the hottest days of the year, don't wear a speciality waistband designed to deplete water from your body
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(80)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Welcome to Florida, where it's OK to buy fireworks to scare birds, but not to celebrate the nation's independence
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(42)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man tells deputies he has no idea how stolen goods ended up in his house because he was too drunk and high
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(35)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman who agreed to manage the gang banger whose mugshot went viral and exposed the depths of human stupidity is starting to receive death threats from rival gangs
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(54)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you speak Quiche? The Justice Department wants you. Subby's fluent in Quesadilla and Hot Pockets; what do I get?
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(29)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
As police departments scoop up excess military equipment and turn it on innocent citizens, why are both the left and right so quiet?
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(378)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Beach town fire department is getting tired of people who keep turning their cars into crispy hulks because they don't know how to drive on the beach
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(28)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio doesn't get why people are wondering why his department used a taxpayer-funded helicopter to search for a lost dog when the chopper is always being launched to rescue people from mountains and lakes
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Police from four departments shut down the St. Thomas More Festival in Munster, IN, after a brawl breaks out . But what else do you expect when you have an event that caters to the notoriously rowdy fans of 16th Century English dynastic politics?
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(38)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Deputy chair for the Monetary Authority of Singapore tells banks to keep an emergency pair of pants on hand, be highly concerned about the 'uneasy' market calm
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(13)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If Scotland get independence, what would the UK be called? The "Former UK" lobby may need to rethink that one
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(75)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Deputies in Panama City Beach are trying to determine why a 12-year-old boy stole a school bus and drove it to a Wal-Mart around 5 a.m. Tuesday"
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(60)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Judge who threatened to have deployed sailor arrested if he didn't show up for child custody case now claims she didn't know he was deployed, coincidentally after government reminded her about this little thing called federal law
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(148)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US State Department funding bill amendment would rename DC street for prominent jailed Chinese dissident. Guess whose embassy is on that street?
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(66)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Hey buddy, this new Pauly Shore documentary looks just as depressing as you might guess a movie about a faded comedian hanging out in strip clubs would be
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(73)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
New report finds local police departments are becoming 'excessively militarized', equipped with weapons, uniforms and tanks formerly used by the U.S. military in Iraq and Afghanistan because the war on drugs
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(147)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why the US can't just deploy special forces soldiers to Iraq to solve the country's problems on the cheap: "What are they going to do? Host a dinner party? It's 300 guys to stop ISIS from taking over Baghdad"
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(115)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Deputy fired after he let his drunk friend use the loudspeaker in his state vehicle to shout obscenities and make rude comments to passersby during a joyride that was idiotic and confusing by even Florida standards
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(32)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Liberals Unite)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh accuses independent bookstore in Washington DC of being "exclusionary, racist, and bigoted" for refusing to carry his children's history book
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(176)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Judge orders deployed military member to be in two places at once or lose custody of his daughter. Tag for judge
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(396)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
New study finds warning labels on antidepressants about possible increased suicide risks lead to more suicide attempts
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(28)
 
(icydk.com)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio donates $7 million for ocean conservation to the State Department's Our Ocean Conference in Washington, DC. Then goes back to his hotel room to roll around on his makeshift bed of Victoria's Secret Angels and piles of money
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(17)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
From the Department of Making Shiat Up to Meet a Deadline: On average, Americans spent about twice as many hours sleeping in 2013 as they did working
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The world mocks Spain's premature departure from the World Cup, raising the question: how do you say "schadenfreude" in Spanish?
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the soldier that had his dog, Baxter, sold by his girlfriend while he was deployed? The family that bought Baxter have agreed to return him to his rightful owner
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(178)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Employment expert reveals that winning a job depends on a great resume, outstanding qualifications, stellar references, passing the water test. Wait, what?
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(68)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
GTA V next-gen looks so good, Hideo Kojima is "depressed"
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(36)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"The suspect also ate several hot dogs and rice cakes before departing"
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(15)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
If you find out that you bought a dog that was given away without a soldier's knowledge while he was deployed, should you: a) give it back to him, b) sell it back to him, or c) ignore his pleas and keep it?
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(180)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
One advantage of a slowly depopulating, increasingly forested Detroit: less hayfever
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(31)
 
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Independent Iceland turns 70 today; still can't explain Björk's appeal
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese World Cup fan dies due to sleep deprivation, because there's no possibility something else might have gone down
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(45)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Obama is notifying Congress that U.S. military personnel could deploy to Iraq, mission accomplished rally to be held next week
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(255)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
From the "Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't" department: bicyclist punched in the face for refusing to run a red light
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(114)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Delaware celebrates their independence day, when they threw off the yoke of tyranny that is Pennsylvania
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(37)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida Department of Citrus set to introduce a new mascot, Captain Citrus. They were originally going to call him The Big Orange Fruit, but were afraid the estate of Liberace would sue for trademark infringement
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(33)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
For those of you who are new to our country: it may come as a surprise, but the IRS will not call you at home and threaten to deport you as a way to get you to load money onto Home Depot gift cards
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(26)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
"It has become another form of lobbying for corporations or wealthy ideologues to underwrite 'independent' research and get their ideas into the policy bloodstream without fingerprints"
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(47)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Finally, an in-depth exploration of the question: Is Obama a rampaging tyrant determined to subjugate all Americans to his whim, or is a simpering weakling who's left America unprotected and defenseless against its enemies?
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(70)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Don't count Tom Cruise out just yet. While his latest "Groundhog Day" meets "Independence Day" flick may have faltered in the U.S., it did nearly three times as much business overseas
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(125)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Naked man fights with wife, succumbs at hands of five officers and several stun gun deployments. "We believe impairment by cocaine is a factor in the behavior encountered"
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(28)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How the recession reshaped the economy, in 255 really depressing, interactive charts. Hope that 6-year-old laptop of yours can handle it
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(87)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Home Depot begins selling consumer products like toilet paper. Look for it in the do-it-yourself aisle
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(22)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
When trying to toss your illegal pot away, try not to hit a deputy with it
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(29)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A nine-day tax amnesty on hurricane supplies has wound up being more a tropical depression as consumers realized they don't need that much bleach in their homes
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(24)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Bergdahl platoon mates accused of being conservative plants by the highest levels of government such as a deputy assistant secretary of Housing
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(610)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Fire Department Captain hears knocking on his door at night and directs the confused person to the birthday party down the street... just kidding, he decides to put a few bullets through the door to exercise his 2nd Amendment rights
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(113)
 
(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
A police department for an entire town decides "FARK it, we're done"
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(78)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida fire chief knows what it was to be roasted in the depths of the slur that day, I can tell you
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(70)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Detroit cancels Robocop Day, presumably because reality too closely resembles the depressing, dystopian future presented in the films
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(41)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police confiscate $138k because it "smells like pot," release owner without charges. Department next planning to confiscate all currency in United States due to trace amounts of cocaine
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(153)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"I don't walk around with this AR-15 for the fun of it," says a guy in Texas protesting in front of a Home Depot because of the Second Amendment or Obama or something
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(770)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The SCOTUS issues a sarcastic ruling, stating that the Justice Department cannot prosecute a "two-bit local assault" under the terms of a chemical weapons treaty
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(133)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"As a parent you want all your child's hopes and dreams to come true and sometimes you have to be a little creative with it and Sgt. Dennis and the Metro Police Department have enabled us to have that dream for Shawn"
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(10)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Our crack team of investigators at the Washington State Department of Transportation are unable to apprehend the bear terrorizing cars on I-90, but at least we are able to release a police sketch of the suspect"
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(33)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Coast Guard deploys to Afghanistan, which is completely landlocked and has no interior bodies of water except massive sewage ponds. "People are surprised to see us here," said one Coastie. "We're like unicorns"
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(51)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Remember that deposit you put down on a Virgin Galactic suborbital space flight? Well, you can finally start packing
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(60)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp to star as Houdini. Apparently producers were impressed after seeing him make his career disappear right after "The Lone Ranger"
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(43)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Health department erects condom billboards along the I-95 to promote safe sex
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(40)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle Police officers sue the City of Seattle and the U.S. Department of Justice for their Constitutionally-protected right to beat the living crap out of anyone they want to
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(112)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not only does the spirit of this woman's departed husband still roam the earth, he apparently has a lead foot
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(12)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
As with all proper funerals, it's important to eulogize and offer fond memories of the departed before crushing their remains with a bulldozer
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(18)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Renowned Negro expert Cliven Bundy has ditched the GOP, registering as an Independent
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(138)
 
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Microsoft challenges the FBI...and wins. Shame about all the audits and deportations, though
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(23)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
From the department of 'no shiat Sherlock', researcher finds that vehicle burglaries increase as home vacancy increases, decrease as home value increases, and decrease further from highways
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(16)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Think you're depressed now? Wait until you visit Croatia's Museum of Broken Relationships where you can find lingerie, wedding dresses, and fake breasts on display
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(34)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Best friends Mr G, the goat, and Jellybean, a donkey, separated after officers seize animals from squalid home, take them to separate animal sanctuaries. Mr G get depressed, stops eating, missing his friend, Jellybean. Then, something amazing happens
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Somebody left baby raccoons at a health department building in upstate New York. The center said that person should check themselves for rabies and besides that, who wants one of these fine raccoons?
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92-year-old WWII veteran of elite joint American-Canadian paratrooper unit finally deployed, terrifies German tourists at Niagara Falls
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