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500 headlines found matching 'DEA'
Wed November 26, 2014
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Train crashes in Boston cemetery. Hundreds dead
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(29)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
"The stereotypes around vegetarians and vegans must stop: I've never worn tie-dye, I'm not weak, I can't stand Morrissey and organisations like PETA are doing nothing to prevent the idea that meat-free also means sanity-free"
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you're visiting Switzerland, get ready to be served cat for Christmas dinner, and dear lord, stay away from the hot dogs
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(40)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Experts conclude Iran will have to compromise nothing while it receives its 875th deadline extension, just discovered oxygen
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(84)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Increasingly desperate BlackBerry offers owners of iPhones up to $550 if they swap it for the new Passport and it's STILL not a good deal - and not just because at the end of the day, you own a BlackBerry
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(44)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As you stand in line at Walmart on Black Friday, look at the bright side: your wait for cheap doorbusters won't be as long as the wait for Walmart to pay fines for people getting trampled to death on Black Friday
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A tiger released by Vladimir Putin is considered a main suspect in mysterious goat deaths in China
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you are a living god charging a fortune for courses about how to use black magic to train people to be like you, it might not be a good idea to get arrested on drugs and firearms charges. This never happened to Voldemort
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(23)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Activist demands Congress and the White House deal with all those aliens. Those extraterrestrial aliens, that is
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New deal signed with the leaders of the breakaway region of Georgia, gives Russia much greater control over Abkhazia, and will place the dementors under Putin's personal control
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(35)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Who on Earth thought it would be a good idea to encourage men to grow mustaches and beards during the biggest eating season of the year?"
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(143)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a guy singing 'Don't Stop Believin' to a fake goose at a college football game
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(6)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Boston Red Sox are talking to Ramirez on a deal worth $90 million. No, not that one
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(48)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA scientists believe "extreme shrimp" might hold clues to alien life. Hey, so long as they're getting ideas from District 9 and not Event Horizon, subby calls it a win
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(26)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Oliver says turkeys are too delicious to keep pardoning: 'Death to turkeys'
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(58)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Beth and Carol escape? Will Carl and Daryl come charging to the rescue? Find out tonight in "Crossed." It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion thread. The action begins at 9PM ET on AMC (Spoilers in link)
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(438)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Dean Ambrose shows how unhinged he is by battling Bray instead of Seth Rollins. Will the Authority hear voices or will John Cena be fired for more than 1 day this time? Alicia Fox is a face tonight, update your cards. Survivor Series PPV 8pm EST
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(1149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chiraq's weekend gun violence is showing signs of abating with only 3 dead and 11 wounded
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(73)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dear officer: At stop light, I saw driver behind me drinking straight from bottle of Crown Royal. Should I have followed him or called 911? Should I have recorded his license plate for later? And what's his Fark handle?
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(166)
 
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Toyota dealer: Airbags didn't deploy because driver "didn't collide properly"
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(50)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Wonder who set him up this time? Marion Barry dead at 78
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(171)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"And in the master bedroom, the closet is big enough to hide a dead body"
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(48)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Ever play Three-card Monte with someone on the street? Ever make a climate deal with the Chinese government? Same thing... sucker
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(130)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Henry Kissinger pops up to remind everyone he's still not dead. "Do we achieve a world order through chaos or through insight?"
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(70)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hell-raising Spanish duchess who held more royal titles than anybody on earth dies at 88; Earl of Cloves, Sir Osis of the Liver and Sir Loin of Beef ruled out as causes of death
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(45)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife is constantly walking around naked, and now she's teaching our children that it's okay to walk around the house naked. She doesn't understand that there is good naked and bad naked. How can I stop this?"
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(98)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If you shoot a 12-year-old boy in a drive-by shooting it probably wouldn't be the smartest idea to send the boy's aunt a friend request on Facebook the day after the shooting
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(34)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As Allah is my witness, I had no idea powerful stage lights would make the sheer panels on my dress do that
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(136)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
When the heart has become 'Brokenhearted' one too many times, it stops: R.I.P Motown great Jimmy Ruffin, dead at age 78
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(11)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If the words "Holy Fark" don't escape your lips in the first 35 seconds of this video, you may be dead
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(70)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Here are 20 great boozy Christmas present ideas that you can buy family and friends if they drink as much as you do
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(5)
 
(Northern Star (Australia))
 
 
 
We can't stop here, this is dead bat country
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A Woman in NY who recently traveled from Guinea and was being monitored for Ebola drops dead with blood coming from her face, nose and mouth. "What do you mean heart attacks don't cause bleeding from all orifices?" Fine, we'll test her
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Tue November 18, 2014
(ENE News)
 
 
 
West Coast Scientists: Many animals on sea floor looking sick or dead - "Everything's dying... Dead, dead, dead, and dead"
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(56)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Deaf couple becomes first in UK to have their baby registered with a sign name
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(102)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Forty years of darkness. The dead, rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, temperatures at 30 degrees in Orlando. Mass hysteria
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(76)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently at T-Mobile, it takes a lot of convincing the service help to make them cancel your dead husband's phone plan if you have to show up with his ashes
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(60)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twenty-seven-year-old Australian woman astonishes doctors by recovering from MS: "I know it sounds dramatic but I wanted to take a more active role in this and not be stuck with a death sentence" (pics)
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Another log on the FIFA fire: two female whistleblowers against Qatar WC bid who gave info to corruption investigators upon assurances they would remain anonymous say they were accidentally on-purpose deanonymized in official FIFA summary
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(22)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Robert Kirkman discusses the show's return to old locations and the upcoming "deadly" mid-season finale of The Walking Dead (Spoilers if you're behind this season)
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(106)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You are in possession of a $100/month apartment in Manhattan. Do you: a) stay quiet, b) count your blessings, or c) let the landlord know you are not the tenant he made the $100/month deal with by suing him?
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(113)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan says Interstellar is supposed to sound like that. "I don't agree with the idea that you can only achieve clarity through dialogue"
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(126)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
DMV demands men change their names back after they change them in a different state. If only there were a clause in the Constitution detailing how states should deal with the public acts, records, and judicial proceedings of every other state
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Sun November 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DEA raids six NFL locker rooms
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(44)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
The Dynamic Duo of Carol and Daryl search for Beth. What else will they find, other than undead? Tune in tonight to find out in "Consumed." It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion thread. The action begins at 9PM ET on AMC
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(361)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Black Friday is dead. LONG LIVE BLACK WEEK
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(96)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Death should be optional; we should all be able to upload our consciousness into cyborg bodies
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(123)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(AOL)
 
 
 
Here are 24 uses for that dead tree on your property. And the tree was happy
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(26)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Kitten found almost dead and tangled in electric wires on a porch in sub-zero temperatures is happy and purring again thanks to shelter workers who used heating pads, blankets and hair dryers to warm her up
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(28)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Miami Marlins close to locking Giancarlo Stanton in to a 13-year deal to play in front of hundreds of fans
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(19)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Scott Ian set to play a zombie in The Walking Dead
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(18)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
World Trade Center window washers on their near death experience TL DR version: "It was scary"
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Richard Branson and his managers have basically been Dilbert's pointy-haired boss throughout this Virgin Galactic thing, announcing flight dates and not bothering to listen to problems from the engineers who have to deal with things like "reality"
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michigan voter: "What do you mean I can't vote, I came all the way down here to do my civic duty and vote to better America?" Election worker: "You're dead"
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(58)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alex from Target claims he's receiving death threats after becoming famous, mostly from his girlfriend every time a new creepy cougar squees over him
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mayor of Minneapolis shows the world how to deal with #whatevergate conspiracy theories
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(67)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you find a large, hairy spider hiding in your bananas, relax. There's a very good chance it's not deadly
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(33)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ha ha Grim Reaper, this declared dead 91-year-old woman who was in cold storage at the morgue for 11 hours is not yours YET. Suck it
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(34)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Life is an obscure hobo bumming a ride on the omnibus of art. Poet tells it like it is in the opening scene of Roger Corman's beatnik-goes-bonkers classic, "Bucket of Blood." Where are John, Joe, Jake, Jim, Jerk? DEAD DEAD DEAD
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(5)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Tony Hawk on a hoverboard
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(6)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson: 'I have no idea' what gravity is, only what it does
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(117)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Looking for early Christmas gift ideas for the kids? You'll definitely want to keep the new "Ted Cruz Saves America" coloring book in mind
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(94)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Worried about being crushed to death in the next west coast earthquake? There's an app for that
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(20)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Yes, it's cold right now at all those outdoor family festivals in Alaska. But at least they prove you're a true Alaskan and you don't have deal with gaggles of annoying tourists
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(17)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Kid's show actor dead at the age of 20
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(33)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Votes are still being counted in the election, but the frontrunner has a problem; he's dead
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(11)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Dear Prime Minister Abbott. This is how you 'shirtfront' someone properly. Signed, President Putin
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP: Why won't Obama talk Iran into a nuclear deal? Obama: Okay, I got them to agree to a deal. GOP: HOW DARE YOU
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(66)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman who used a box cutter to slice a teenager's penis avoids jail time after cutting a deal
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(127)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Remember how after the 2012 election, some GOP state legislatures toyed with gerrymandering the way their states allocate electoral college votes? With 2016 coming fast, that idea is back. If it happens, Democrats are truly screwed
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(219)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Macaulay Culkin responds to death hoax with a Weekend At Bernie's parody
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(8)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Hipsters complain that music in NYC is dead, as rising rents and influx of gentrifying yuppies make it impossible to find places to practice with their band
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(56)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Man tells Dear Prudence he's a sexual stud. Hell, sounds like he's telling everyone
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(63)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
For Veterans Day, share stories about military service here, whether it's your own or someone else's. Link goes to deals and freebies for veterans
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(246)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New technology free trade deal between the US and China could pave the way for first major breakthrough at WTO in 17 years
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(15)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
City realizes that allowing liquor sales until 4AM might be a bad idea
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(46)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man learns 'til death do us part included getting electrocuted installing a dishwasher because he failed to take off his wedding ring
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(102)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Evil Dead" TV series starring Bruce Campbell officially greenlit by Starz network. Groovy
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(83)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Frontman for Polish death metal band Behemoth opens his own barber shop. Because if there is one thing metal heads love, it's haircuts
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(21)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
*clang* PICK UP YOUR DEAD *clang* PICK UP YOUR DEAD *clang*
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(48)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Seahawks' mascot trolls the crowd by landing on fan's head. In fairness to the bird, it was only going after the dead animal on the guy's head
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(37)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
The thin bro line: Fraternity says it has no idea how the GHB got into a bowl of punch at their party
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(127)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
How far will Eugene, Abraham, Glenn, and Maggie make it? Just who are Abraham and Eugene? What will become of Beth? Find out tonight in "Self Help." It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. The slaying begins at 9PM ET
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(521)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
2016 Contender Watch: A Republican Senator with a history of making bi-partisan deals with Obama cronies and who believes gays should have equal rights
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(52)
 
(The News International)
 
 
 
Obama used his magical time machine to cover up the death of Osama Bin Laden after 2001, faked his death in 2011, then killed the SEALs who weren't involved so they wouldn't talk
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(97)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What obvious things will Moffat come up with this week? Are we finally done with Danny Pink? Will The Doctor defeat the Cybermen for the 109,863rd time on Doctor Who's season finale, 'Death in Heaven', at 9 PM on BBC America?
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(258)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
People are finally paying attention to Macaulay Culkin again. Unfortunately, it's to foment online death hoaxes
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
ISIS fighters to their camp chefs: What's for lunch today? Chefs: Death delivered to you with a side of sneaky smarts from us
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(107)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
We know that hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death. Life is just a place where we spend time between games. So time for life today because we have 12 games to watch and it all starts at 3 PM ET
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(85)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember those religious idiots who thought it would be a good idea to go to North Korea and start preaching the gospel there? Sadly, North Korea has finally given them back
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(149)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
The maker of Super Pretzels and ICEEs has reached a deal with Nabisco to make Oreo Churros. Are Triscuit funnel cakes far behind?
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(22)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
What's the deal? No, really. Jerry Seinfeld doesn't get it
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(43)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Seventy year-old man found dead inside his Mount Dora home. Police suspect a fox known as Swiper may be responsible
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(26)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Every family has its own traditions. Death by gunfire shouldn't be one of them
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(70)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple Pay's latest potential victim: American Express' exclusive credit card deal with Costco
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(38)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
News: Woman is forced into a car and abducted. Good news: She's found alive soon afterward. Fark: Because her kidnapper forgot he had a GPS tracking device in his car. "We called the dealership and within five minutes they had the location"
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(53)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
When Justin Trudeau told his caucus to channel their inner Bill Clinton, this probably wasn't what he had in mind
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(11)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Man develops a bullet that fires without destroying a plastic 3D printed gun, proving that American ingenuity will stop at absolutely nothing to shoot things dead
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(261)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Teen claims he was pulled into a fantasy world to fight goblins, resulting in foster brother's death. David Bowie held for questioning
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(89)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Three people shot in one week by toddlers armed with guns. Clearly, we need tough new laws to deal with the toddler threat
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(122)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Convenience store employee tries to stop intoxicated man from driving, shoots him dead, saves him from a horrible death on the road
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(96)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Inmate on death row sticks it to the man
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(40)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
This will make you go awwww, even if your heart is cold and dead like Hab's fans
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(47)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Well known Russian actor and outspoken critic of Putin found dead in his Moscow home from an apparent suicide of 15 gunshot wounds to the back of the head
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(36)
 
(NowGamer)
 
 
 
Early reports that a Fallout 4 was under development determined to be as fake as news of Abe Vigoda's last death
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(75)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: For the duration of our marriage, all my husband has focused on is 'writing his screenplay.' Said screenplay has never materialized, and it's become a metaphor for our marriage. Can I divorce him without remorse?"
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(115)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Because it wouldn't be a real election if a dead guy wasn't elected for something somewhere
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(14)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pirate Bay co-founder Peter Sunde: 'In prison, you become brain-dead'
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(99)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Did you ever wonder why elections are held on Tuesdays in the U.S.? And what's the deal with airline food?
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(29)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Magliozzi of Car Talk has died of Alzheimer's complications. Actual quote FTA: "In a statement announcing his brother's death, Ray said: 'Turns out he wasn't kidding. He really couldn't remember last week's puzzler'"
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(241)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The latest network that may disappear from DirectTV? That would be AMC. Bonus: could happen in the middle of the Walking Dead season
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(101)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New Hampshire GOP comes up with innovative voter suppression idea, drown Democrats
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(70)
 
(Alamogordo News)
 
 
 
Remember all those Atari E.T. cartridges unearthed in a landfill? They're going on sale on Ebay today. "We don't even have an idea how much they are going to be"
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(120)
 
(Pando Daily)
 
 
 
How Canada should deal with home-grown militant Muslims who want to fight for ISIS in Middle East: "Business class upgrades for every male under 25 with a record of jihadist rants and a one-way ticket to Istanbul"
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(46)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Is buying pet insurance a good idea?"
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nothing you didn't already suspect, but yeah, Internet stores change their prices for you based on your search history, location and even the OS you use, with the idea that Mac users have more money
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(51)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Howard, it's Jutting, Rurik Jutting. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. There's a dead hooker in a suitcase on my balcony, and another one in the living room. I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy
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(115)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Brittany Maynard, the terminally ill woman who moved to Oregon to use the Death with Dignity Law, has ended her life
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(303)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Who was in the woods with Daryl? Will the group head to Alexandria? Will they find a pacifier for Judith? Find out tonight in "Stabtown." It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. Brain chomping starts at 9PM ET on AMC
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(516)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snap, Krackle, Death
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(76)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Hey, you know that "deathbed confession" from a "Lockheed scientist" about his dealing with aliens? Yeah, the pics he showed as "proof" of alien contact appear to be of an alien doll available from Walmart
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(69)
 
(Berkeley)
 
 
 
To minimize risky human contact, top US experts are working on robots to help care for patients of deadly Ebola-and even "robot morticians"
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(31)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dear Santa, WANT. Thanks
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
US Marine, arrested 8 months ago for crossing border into Mexico with loaded guns, released from jail. This should put an end to the whole ordeal, right?
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(159)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
*checks the article; sees copies of iPay, Google Wallet, and Google Glass listed as future endeavors* No. Next question
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(29)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The most sought-after costume in Florida is none other than the merc with a mouth, Deadpool
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(16)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
No plans for Halloween night? Here are some ideas on the left, more ideas on the right
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(10)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Dear Republicans: An IUD is NOT an ongoing abortion within your body. Hugsies, Rachel Maddow"
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(217)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Judge does not buy "we can't say who they're for because it's all very hush-hush" defense and quietly rules that $1.6 million deal for 349 silencers was a scam
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(72)
 
(GeekDad)
 
 
 
GeekDad says the original idea for "Exterminite": a five-issue digital comic collaboration came from FARK's Drew Curtis. "When I interviewed Drew for Geek A Week, he had introduced to me the concept of lucid dreaming"
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(34)
 
(KOB4)
 
 
 
It seems as though somebody at Wal-Mart thought a cash safe on wheels was a good idea
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(29)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dean of the Simon Wiesenthal Center demands Obama to reveal name of top-level official who called Bibi Netanyahu a "chickenshiat," which should make it easier to buy the man a drink
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(90)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Milk: It kills a body dead
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(80)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Widower dining alone with a photo of his dead wife at an In-N-Out Burger will cause your heart to shatter into a million pieces today
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(176)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Missing Broncos fan found safe, had "had his fill of football," and was not, in fact, the dead man outside of the stadium
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(51)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
While other states have dealt with possible Ebola exposure as if they might have actually seen a Zombie movie before, Vermont stashes their patient zero in a remote farmhouse somewhere. This should end well
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(70)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Company working behind the scenes for news organizations fact-checks viral fakes so networks don't look stupid running with the next report of Abe Vigoda's death
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(14)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Federal government to review 4.9 million possessed Chryslers. In other news, Stephen King thinks there may be a good idea for a book in all of this
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(12)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Mayor commissions second investigation into Tasmanian devil death. Bugs Bunny wanted for questioning
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(30)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Former British spymaster curtly dismisses idea that Britain is routinely spying on its citizens: "The people who work at GCHQ would sooner walk out the door than be involved in anything remotely resembling 'mass surveillance'"
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(77)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Four-year-old cries after learning George Washington is dead. Her parents are expecting hysterics when she learns about William Henry Harrison's fate
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(58)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Construction worker who is 'too busy to shave' ends up winning Sweden's best beard contest; forced to stay home from work to deal with new celebrity status
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(36)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The librarians first became suspicious when patrons asked if the heroin dealer was in the 540s for chemistry, 660s for chemical engineering, or 150s for addiction
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(28)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
What does Bray Wyatt have in store for Dean Ambrose? How did Brie's first day as her sister's assistant go? Are you ready for three months of "Cena/Lesnar III" buildup? Live from San Antonio, it's WWE Raw (8 EST, preshow 7:30 on 9.99)
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(1106)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Previously unreleased recording of a Houston Grateful Dead show in '72 heading to record stores, appropriately enough on Black Friday
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(22)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Can Father Gabriel be trusted? Will Gareth have his revenge? What will become of Daryl and Carol? And where the hell is Beth? Find out tonight in Four Walls and a Roof. It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(476)
 
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves says he dearly wanted to be the worst Batman ever
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(20)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
NASA says 'Earth will experience six days of total darkness in December' story now going viral is the fakest thing to hit the Internet since reports of Abe Vigoda's last death
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(34)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
"The 8 saddest deaths in Boardwalk Empire" WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE PANDEMONIUM?
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(31)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
400-year-old Bonfire Night festival will be celebrated Nov. 5 in Britain, prompting police to remind survivors from previous years that it's a really, really bad idea to buy illicit, homemade fireworks from some guy you just met in a bar
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(42)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
With daylight savings time kicking in next weekend in North America and today in Britain, here are some awesome slideable photos showing how much better major cities look in the dark
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(68)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Unlimited vacation time: Good idea, or best idea?
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(62)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Teenager who wrote erotic One Direction fan fiction gets a six-figure book deal to publish erotic fan fiction
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(75)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Beware of the pot prohibitionists, for they are inventing marijuana deaths with science
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(123)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman receives "dead" heart transplant, declares at press conference that she feels nearly two decades younger, proceeds to crack open reporter's skull and feast on the warm goo inside
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(15)
 
(CERN)
 
 
 
CERN needs your help identifying the small gray man in the photograph and why its holding an atomic death ray pointed at the earth
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(30)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
India has Love Commandos, and they protect young upper and lower caste couples having forbidden affairs that could be punished by death if discovered. That's right, baby. Love Commandos
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(58)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman who flexed her pectoral muscles to Mozart received death threats for it. This is why we can't have nice things, people
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(273)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Young couple barely survives harrowing ordeal. "It's sort of hard to get past that...I was very upset...once the damage is done it's done"
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(200)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Saddest pic you'll see today: the dogs of the Canadian soldier shot dead at the War Memorial in Ottawa wait for him to come home
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(166)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: How can I keep the poors from trick-or-treating in my neighborhood. Signed, Totally Not a Bad Person
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(327)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Movies like Outbreak and The Walking Dead fuel America's fear of global pandemics and cause us to botch our responses to viral containment. Or something; this is Slate and their deductive powers are always in question
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(60)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Climate change is a hoax, yet for some reason insurance companies decide washing out to sea with their customers' homes is a bad idea
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(375)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A man who once tried to corner the world silver market succumbs in his golden years: Nelson Bunker Hunt, Oil Tycoon, dead at 88
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(34)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
How to turn an ordinary roll of toilet paper into an abomination dead-eyed child from your nightmares. Fun to leave at work
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(2)
 
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Six-year-old girl who was hit and left for dead last Halloween is making a great recovery and although her mental capacity has regressed and she had to do everything including learning to walk again is going trick-or-treating this year as a princess
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(30)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
SyFy renews The Walking Dead
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(41)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister has a habit of dressing her four year-old in vivid pink tutus and dresses. It's disgusting and unnatural because my sister has a boy, not a girl; she's going to turn him gay, isn't she? Help me stop her"
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(173)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch wax figure unveiled in London, already has a greater acting range than the real deal
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
We shall conduct mishile drills and listen to their death metal, Vasiliy
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(96)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Experts still have no idea why millennials aren't buying cars. Latest theory: their degraded attitudes about privacy don't motivate them to get their own private vehicle like older, more freedom-oriented generations did
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(284)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Local 8 Idaho Falls)
 
 
 
Inventor creates the Pee Pocket that allows women to urinate into a cardboard funnel while standing up and is selling much better than his number two idea
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(46)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Remember when we used to think Hollywood was out of ideas? Eli Roth's Cabin Fever starts filming this week using the exact same script he wrote in 2002
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(45)
 
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Just because you're part of the funeral procession for a dead soldier doesn't mean you don't owe the state of Maryland nine bucks in tolls
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, now that the Ebola scare is over, lets revisit that sleepy little town Ferguson, Missouri. Oh dear
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(504)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
George Romero's son wants to make a Night of the Living Dead prequel about the space probe that caused the zombie apocalypse
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(68)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Finns to come up with a death metal cough drop commercial
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(27)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Star Wars festival for the blind and deaf uses touch, smell and texture to explain the film, though organizers admitted the "Chewbacca scratch and sniff" could use a little fine tuning
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
As recently as 1964, the most common age at death was 0 years. Now it is 87
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(54)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un-dead, bedbugs now able to fit in at Phish shows, and BB gun suspect faces a pellet judge: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/12 - 10/18
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(1)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mark Twain's about to rise up from the dead. And boy, is he pissed
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(29)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reaching a deal and potentially normalizing relations with Iran? Why won't our Dicatator-in-Chief let Congress f*ck that up?
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(50)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Step 1 : Steal underwear. Step 2 : Get endorsement deal from company you stole from. Step 3 : Profit
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(25)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Once again we remind you; when your drug deal goes bad don't call the police
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(27)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
After the events of No Sanctuary, Rick and his group must restock their supplies and move on. Will they find Beth? Who is Father Gabriel? Find out tonight at 9PM ET on AMC. It's your official Walking Dead discussion thread
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(448)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Colombian sex trafficking ring busted up with the help of... Laurie Holden from The Walking Dead? Wow. Guess Andrea really was a bad ass
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(75)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After spending a stressful week dealing with ISIS and Ebola, Obama spend yesterday golfing with Tony Kornheiser for the fourth time in the last five months. Dammit, I said stressful. WON'T SOMEONE CONSIDER THE BURDENS OF HIS OFFICE
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(181)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Esquire names Penelope Cruz the sexiest woman alive. Well, I guess, since Joan Rivers is dead now
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(62)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're a team of paramedics transporting a dead body when you realize your shift is over. Do you A) continue to your scheduled destination, B) call your dispatcher for instructions, or C) just dump the body wherever it's convenient
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(96)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Dean Stockwell will guest star on NCIS: New Orleans because Scott Bakula
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you own a Volkswagen, dealers want to check out your rear end
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(11)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Years ago, I had an affair with a coworker. I am a liberal; he is a conservative. Now, he's running for office and is trying to dismantle women's rights. Can I expose the affair and derail his campaign for the greater good?"
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(160)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why yes U.N., your strongly worded letter for help to fight the Ebola virus did not fall on deaf ears, someone coughed up some money. Thank you, Colombia
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(20)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Saturn's "Death Star" moon has a baffling interior structure, indefensible thermal exhaust port vulnerability
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(30)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Deadspin feels lousy about running unverified story claiming Colorado Senate candidate Cory Gardner falsified high school football exploits: "That's shiatty of us"
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(44)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Circus matriarch Madame Rosa is still going strong at age 103. She says the secrets of her eternal youth include hard work, sleeping very little and deadly animals
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(17)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
"Family questions goat" in E. coli deaths. Just the facts, kid
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(18)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Are you a nervous flyer? Hate travelling in thin metal tubes of certain death? You might want to skip this video of the 10 most terrifying moments from the history of passenger aviation then
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(18)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Dear Diary: Today I evaded tax
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(58)
 
(Descrier)
 
 
 
Bono apologises for forcing U2's album on all iTunes users, blames it on the fact the band is out of ideas
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(108)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's hard to repair your image if you get charged with choking a heckler to death while wearing clown makeup, even if you are eventually acquitted
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(75)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
In the 20th century we came up with some really far out ideas about how to reinvent the book, here are some of the wackier ones
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(30)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Millennials are the least patriotic generation ever. Okay, they love their country, they can just understand the difference between "we have the means to do a great deal of awesome in this world" and "'MURICA, F*CK YEAH"
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(224)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Cleese looking forward to death. Graham Chapman thinks it's overrated
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Binge drinking can alter your genes and is a 'cluster bomb' for health issues. At Fark, we've been dealing with those cluster bombs several times a week for decades
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My teenage son won't stop masturbating; in his bedroom, the bathroom, the kitchen, the penalty box during a hockey game--I keep yelling at him but he keeps going at it. How can I curtail his self-love?"
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(209)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CONFIRMED: Kim Jong Un-dead
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Earthquake in Central A-mer-i-ca, damage in Central A-mer-i-ca, one dead in Central A-mer-i-ca
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(63)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Lots of people go all out decorating their homes for Christmas, so what's the big deal when they do so for Halloween? Oh, it's the dead babies, isn't it?
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(108)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Woman lives with her husband's dead corpse for nine months to fulfill his wish of letting birds eat his body: "So he wanted me to open the door so the birds could come in but the birds only got as far as the air conditioner,"
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(52)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this steal of a deal before the offer expires
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(21)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Remember that trade back in 2011 when the Astros sold Hunter Pence to the Phillies for some magic beans? It's starting to look like the Phillies were the dumb party in that deal
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC says they know that Texas nurse got Ebola through a protocol breach. They don't know which one, or how it happened. But is has to be a protocol breach. Otherwise, we are all dead
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(260)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
More and more pedestrians are being attacked by trains. If only there were some way to avoid these deadly menaces
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(113)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will Rick and company escape the box? Will Carol reunite with Daryl? Will Maggie and Glen have a moment of peace? Will anyone try the meat? Find out tonight in the Season 5 premiere of The Walking Dead. The fight begins at 9PM ET on AMC
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(618)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Teenager's love of Photoshop forces his Dad to become a NASCAR fan, after the kid e-mails a paint scheme idea to a NASCAR team and the team owner asks, "Can we use that?"
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(12)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Rock throwers in Yemen stone to death...a five story building?
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(29)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
If the Doctor thought dealing with mummies squishing people between their manboobs was bad in Pyramids of Mars, he's going to hate dealing with the Mummy on the Orient Express on tonight's Doctor Who at 9 PM on BBC America
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(85)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Then again, maybe flying cars aren't such a good idea
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(46)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just learned that one of my dearest friends is an anti-vaxxer. Am I right to end the friendship?" "Dear Common Sense: Yes. End that friendship right now"
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(271)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
After assaulting a man and killing his dog a drug dealer hides from police in his mother's basement. Fark: For seventeen years
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(33)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Brunch is worse than adolescent, it is an adolescent's idea of how adults spend their time"
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(120)
 
(The Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
North Korea welcomes Dear Leader Kim Jong Rodman
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(22)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Lust for death
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(18)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Victim of identity theft owes nearly $200,000 on a $2,500 loan with 499% interest. Hopefully these disgusting thieves are brought to justice. Ideally they also will catch the person who stole her identity
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(78)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
SNL alum Jan Hooks dead at 57 after battling long illness
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(161)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Had a great morning? Want to keep that good vibe going all afternoon? Here, check out Oklahoma's new death chamber
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(65)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jay Leno close to cutting a deal to host a show on CNBC, eventually take over the Tonight Show again
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(58)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dallas ebola patient takes next step on the road to becoming one of the undead
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(121)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"Inside exotic dead stars are piles of waffles" (w/ scientifically integral photo of waffle)
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(15)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
China just overtook the United States as the world's largest economy. That's kind of a big deal
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(107)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"If your idea of a fun afternoon is watching YouTube videos of unremarkable clouds accompanied by hysterical voiceovers, then chemtrails is the conspiracy theory for you"
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(109)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Southern California plagued by "murderous death clowns"
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(59)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(News Ledge)
 
 
 
Dead cat bounce after bloodbath. No, I don't know what that means, either
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(12)
 
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
World-renowned epidemiologist Jesse Jackson arrives in Dallas to deal with Ebola threat
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(159)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
The largest study on "near-death experiences" found that consciousnesses continues for three minutes after you are brain dead. Hospitals: We can bill for that somehow
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(150)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is She dead or not. Boyfriend Says yes. Sacramento Sheriff Looking for drugs -OR- "hello, I am write heroin to meth and wait for cocaine again
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(88)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Government to ban Swedes from buying sex while on travel, working abroad as prostitution is illegal In Sweden. Sure hope Teabaggers don't get ahold of this idea
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(39)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Colorado Governor Hickenlooper: Man were we high when we thought legalization was a good idea
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(175)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Supermarkets vow to dumb down prices after shoppers complain they can't deal with the weekly specials, the managers' specials, triple-coupon days and multi-buy sales all at once
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(36)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Do you believe in life after death? What do you suppose you do all day?
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This rally car crash walks the fine line between Faces Of Death and the Not Top 10 List
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(22)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
"There's never been a better time to be a media-savvy expert in America, it seems. Cable networks want to put you on TV, publishers want to give you a book deal, and newspapers desperately want your quote. The only thing missing? Actual clout"
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(14)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
DEA: "We can take pictures off your phone and create a phony social media account in your name"
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(110)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Nanoparticles break the symmetry of light. This seems like kind of a big deal
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(15)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Who had the bright idea to show a huge picture of a 15-year-old schoolgirl in a bikini from her Facebook page in front of her whole school assembly to illustrate the dangers of social networking?
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(153)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Just how in the what did a dead bear cub make its way to Central Park in the middle of Manhattan?
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cancer patient who stole £400,000 from her employers thinking she'd be dead before they found out goes into remission, prison
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(58)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Notorious internet troll found dead. That's one
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(143)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Owners and workers at a cafe are shocked, SHOCKED that people are outraged at them for using the joke "Oscar Pistorius was super keen to get a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it" on their receipts
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(75)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
Star Destroyers shopped with Panzers? Meh. Been there. Pics of AT-ATs on I-95? Done that. Video of deadly, giant, Martian invaders fused with actual WWI footage? Yes please
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(78)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
David Fincher nearly directed Star Wars Episode VII, but for some reason Disney rejected his idea of "the story of two slaves who go from owner to owner, witnessing their masters' folly, the ultimate folly of man"
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(69)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even, Grumpy Cat can pumpkintize
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(18)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The NFL's breast cancer scam sells bunk science to profit off pink clothes. And its Breast Cancer Awareness stunt is based on deadly misinformation"
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(57)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Us vs. them: What's wrong with you people? The fault, dear Fark Politics Tab, is not in ourselves, but in the architecture of our social media
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(36)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This week's EPL kicks off quietly with only Man City of the top four playing on Saturday. Plucky mid-table Liverpool also go again, and the Alan Pardew deathwatch travels to Swansea. On Sunday we have another Title Decider when Arsenal visit Chelsea
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(371)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Teenager accused of murdering someone in a drive-by shooting on a moped demands to be tried in juvenile court, since no self-respecting adult would be caught dead on one
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(54)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Today is National Taco Day, and here's a list of all the places giving out free food or cheap deals in celebration of the event. So go and get yourself a Mexican sandwich and join in on the celebration
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(54)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Pig Virus" - real name Kevin Metheny - is dead at age 60. Can't wait to hear what Howard Stern has to say about this
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(38)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Heroin deaths on the rise thanks to overprescription of painkillers. But still, it's that devil's weed that's evil
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(96)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
School board member: the US is exceptional because we ended slavery "voluntarily." Half a million dead from the voluntary ending of slavery? Jeez, can you imagine if they'd put up a fight?
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(265)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
First came deadly infectious disease, now prepare yourself for... BLOOD MOON
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(27)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
An Australian wonders why Americans are so damned happy all the time. Surprisingly, "Because our ecosystem doesn't consist of nothing but deadly murderous insects, snakes and sea creatures" is not the answer
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(115)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada in 2003: I have a great idea: let's not put our dicks in a hornet's nest. Canada in 2014: Hold my beer and watch this
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(193)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I used to be really, really fat. But then I had gastric bypass surgery and shed that other person's skin like I was a python. Anywho, I met this guy, we're doing well, but I feel ashamed to tell him I was fat. What should I do?"
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(155)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. nears solution for safe disposal of Ebola waste, auctions idea to Hollywood. Zombies aren't dead yet
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(55)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Democrats try to sign up dead voters in North Carolina. And by "Democrats," I mean the Koch brothers
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(127)
 
(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Today is the first of Stoptober. Are you planning to quit smoking? Share your tips, ideas and ways to cope with sudden homicidal rages here
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(23)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Feds release a searchable database that shows how much your doctors get paid by drug companies to push their meds. No, your weed dealer is not in there
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(89)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
In today's turd polishing section, CNN claims Common Core is a good idea gone bad
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(186)
 
(GQ)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman's family hoped to capitalize on the exonerated trigger-happy murderer's infamy by getting a reality television show, saying they "got the idea from the Kardashians." Fortunately, Hollywood refused
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(100)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend insists I always flash my breasts at passing truck drivers; he says it makes him and the truck drivers feel special, but I think it might be wrong and demeaning. Can you give me some totally real advice?"
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(127)
 
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
To promote new series of Walking Dead, London restaurant creates a 'zombie burger' that uses blends of meat to mimic the taste of human flesh. Which is a lot like chicken, if you're wondering
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A new survey has found that most Brits rank nuisance calls as their biggest frustration, above queue-jumpers, noisy neighbours and rude commuters. How do you deal with telemarketers?
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's deal with the devil has finally expired
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(117)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bad Lip Reading presents: More Walking Dead. Featuring flaming cars, and shrimp dogs, and pizza. Oh, and an appearance from the next boy rapper sensation: Carl Poppa
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(16)
 
(Just Jared)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne turns 30 in latest proof that punks not dead
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(52)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Family wakes up to find their pet cow dead, surrounded by softballs
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(53)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Denzel Washington equalizes his way to the #1 spot at the box office with $35 million while The Maze Runner and The Boxtrolls are locked in a dead heat for #2 with $17.5 million each and This is Where I Leave You is #4 with $7 million
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(47)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Another beautiful weekend in Chiraq sees thirty wounded and three dead in another weekend of gun and gang violence
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(180)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dozens hurt and three dead after monster truck crashes into a crowd on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
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(79)
 
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Shatner confirms he's been asked to appear in Star Trek 3. "But how do you get me fifty years later into the movie? I mean how do you rationalize it. I know it's science fiction, but even I couldn't come up with an idea"
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(175)
 
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Playing in an anti-government death metal band. Difficulty: Cuba
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(14)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Is The Doctor hanging out in I.M. Foreman's junkyard again? Has Ian Chesterton become a crusty old dean? Are there still Daleks in the basement of Coal Hill School? Find out on Doctor Who, 'The Caretaker', 9 PM on BBC America
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(102)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Yahoo is dead, long live Yahoo
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(29)
 
(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Former Ohio Congressman Jim Traficant dead at 73. His hairpiece now looking for a new host
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(71)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
How the heavy drinking scene persists in Cairo, despite the constant threats of death from Muslim extremists: "If they come for my beer, I'll come at them with my gun. A man's alcohol is his kingdom"
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(56)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Y: The Last Man movie is dead. That's bad. Shia LeBoeuf won't be playing Yorick Brown. That's good. DC Entertainment fails to get anything except a Superman or Batman on the movie screen. That's expected
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(57)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber will be the voice of the Knight Rider car in upcoming David Hasselhoff comedy in latest proof that Hollywood is out of ideas
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(36)
 
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
"Doctor Who Ordered Pain Meds, Charged With Patient Death." These Time Lords are getting out of hand
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(39)
 
(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
Miles Teller claims Divergent made him feel dead inside. Well, at least he knows how audiences felt
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(27)
 


Thu September 25, 2014
(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Former Rep. and ferret hair enthusiast Jim Traficant maybe brain dead after suffering heart attack and being ran over by a tractor
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(73)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Airport parking company apologizes for using guy's unexplained death in O'Hare parking lot as opportunity to offer $5-off coupon, making this the first time ORD has been associated with "too soon"
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(25)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"What? Sir Elton John is homosexual? We had simply no idea"
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(48)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Farmer's wife trampled to death by cattle directed and controlled by a cat. This happens every day and the media is all Caturday'd up and won't report it. WAKE UP PEOPLE
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man courageously overcomes the harrowing ordeal of surviving like a broke college student
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(38)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lotus dealers take a moment from trying to start customers' cars to insist they have no plans to pull out of U.S. market in a lurching cloud of oily, black smoke
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(25)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Richard Branson gives employees unlimited vacation time, says he got the idea after hanging around several members of Congress
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(25)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Chart: Humanity is conquering death. Reality: Everyone still dies
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(55)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Price of lemons reaches record levels due to California drought, fewer harvests, additional dealer prep charges by GM
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(16)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a web designer and make great money, but I'm ashamed to tell my family that it comes from designing pornographic websites. Am I right to be embarrassed or ashamed? Or should I be proud?"
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly's hand-picked guest tells him that his plan for the US to raise a mercenary army to fight ISIS is a "a terrible idea. .. not just as a practical matter but as a moral one,. we're {not} going to solve by creating an army of 'Avengers' '"
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(65)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Only one man can say that he has both recorded a jazz album with Lady Gaga and liberated a Nazi death camp, and that man's name is Tony Bennett
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(56)
 
(The Chemical Blog (UK))
 
 
 
Here's a look at the science of whisky and how sometimes buying a bottle of something that costs as much as a decent used car seems to be a good idea
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(25)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
While it's understandable that, as a teacher, you may fantasize about programming robots to kill all your students, it's not a good idea to share that fantasy with them
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(51)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Crown of Robert Baratheon from 'Game of Thrones' for sale. Warning: Wear at own risk. No refund in case of sudden, unexpected death
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(11)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Family of 13-year-old girl whose hearing aids were stolen at school contacts TV station after complaints fall on deaf ears
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(30)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Bored Canadian government workers are modifying Wikipedia entries to watch their bosses deal with the fallout
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(7)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Billy Connolly talks about getting acid reflux, deafness, cancer and Parkinson's in the same week, and the last time he talked to Robin Williams. But these tragedies almost don't compare to that final season of Head of the Class
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(32)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
ISIS has now got all business-like in Syria and established a trading network with the Assad regime it wants dead with its own oil, created LinkedIn profile
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(5)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Israeli forces kill suspects involved in death of teens who were killed in revenge for death of Palestinian. Well, I guess that's all settled, then, glad that mess is all over with now
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(108)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it looks like the St. Louis police union doesn't much care for the idea of having its officers wear body cameras. Because, you know, budgets. Yeah, budgets, that's the ticket
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(207)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
If you climb a fence, go through some hedges, and jump 18 feet down into a moat, don't be surprised if the tiger on the other side decides to come and play with you. To death
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(72)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News host suggests that it would be a good idea if voters had to pass a test to vote. Perhaps some sort of literacy test
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(223)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd reveal tracklist for their new album Endless River, which will have music recorded by Richard Wright before his death
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(54)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: "Bangor police investigating death of small dog by larger dog"
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rick Perry uses the death of Joan Rivers to defend restrictive abortion laws in Texas. That's the joke
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(122)
 
(Nerd Bastards)
 
 
 
Hold the chimichangas: The reason the Deadpool movie got greenlit is because someone rewrote the script to be PG-13
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(65)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Cena overcome the odds? Or will BrrrrrrrOCK LESNARlay another epic beatdown on him? Will Dean Ambrose come in to save the day with SSRR out? All this and MORE on the WWE Night of Champions PPV, 8pm Eastern, 5pm specific
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(1067)
 
(RTCC)
 
 
 
World has 30 years to reverse global warming before climate highs "lock in" and become unstoppable. In related news, submitter plans to be dead in 30 years, if his lungs and liver hold out that long
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police conduct a no-knock raid; homeowner kills an officers; charges dropped because it was self defense. Same thing happens six months later, but this time prosectors want the death penalty. What do you think the difference is between the two shooters?
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(475)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
There's no need to soft pedal this, when you steal a cop's bike, don't getaway down a dead end alley
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(19)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Man suffered with insomnia and depression following the death of his wife. Then, late one strange and divine night as he lay awake, lost in the depths of despair, he was struck by a profound compulsion to make marmalade, and then everything changed
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(33)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Calgary and Ottawa are two most attractive cities among new Canadians. Calgary earns praise for leading in economy and innovation, while Ottawa's government workforce has "helped to incubate creative ideas"
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(52)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Futurity)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Vaccines consisting of dead antigens. Hot and wired: Hot-wired viruses engineered to build disease specific antibodies (vectored immunoprophylaxis, or VIP)
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(17)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 9, it's Devil Fish, a film of montages of dumb people fighting a deadly fish. Mike, Servo, and Crow fillet this mess of a film and the state of Florida. "This is how I like to fish; a flashlight and a flamethrower"
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it OK to hate hipsters? "They can be crass, attitudinal, have offbeat ideas about the rights of way a fixed-gear bike is afforded in traffic. But they're just as often culturally engaged, self-reflective. I mean, come on, we were all young once"
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(124)
 
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
100 pound tortoise found roaming the streets of Sarasota. No word if he said 'Hello' to the DEA along his journey
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(24)
 
(Connect MidMissouri)
 
 
 
Judge comes up with novel punishment idea: go stand in the corner
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(7)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Dead "Game of Thrones" actor insists he's returning for Season Five. Well that wasn't in the books
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(49)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Terry Gilliam says Hollywood is just "gray, frightened people holding on for dear life"
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(83)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Hollywood is out of ideas? Apparently, they shipped all the weird ideas off to Bollywood
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(24)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman left brain-dead after colliding with a brain dead moron who was barreling through Central Park on his $4,000 racing bike
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(246)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Skeptics are kicking the corpse of Rob Schneider's career by working to pressure State Farm into dropping Schneider as a spokesperson. Because hiring an anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist to push health insurance is a brilliant idea
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(79)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Boehner: "And what's the deal with these unemployed people just sitting around?" I'd laugh, John, but I'm too busy applying to 14 different jobs, just trying to survive. But good one. I'll be sure to laugh if you're ever unemployed
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(111)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Former babysitter of the year candidate who was sentenced to 15 years in prison for leaving a 9-month-old boy in the bathtub unsupervised for an hour while she checked Facebook is demanding a new trial because she's deaf
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(58)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"How Harry Reid plans to keep the Senate" Extortion? Holding bankers hostage? "Discovering" dead hookers in his opponent's trunk?
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(21)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
In the land of death we call Australia, how did the koala even survive to modern times?
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(18)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Farkback Friday: Drew talks about what it was like to start Fark.com, what it's like to be an entrepreneur, what it was like to deal with the site on a daily basis
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(23)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Chimichangas for everybody. Deadpool movie gets release date
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(70)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Al Jean says that when The Simpsons kills off a character in the upcoming season premiere, that character will stay dead, unlike what happened with Family Guy. Smart money's on Krusty and Grandpa
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When it's time to put a special breakfast on the table, what do you put together? French omelet? Homemade biscuits and gravy? From comfort food to showing off, breakfast is a meal we can all do well if you'll chip in some good ideas
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(Stylist)
 
 
 
Ten tips for cutting costs and saving money that don't involve cancelling your TotalFark subscription. Any other ideas?
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(25)
 
(Brooklyn Daily)
 
 
 
"Godfather of nerdcore rap" comes up with astoundingly original idea for new LP: what would happen if we merged obscure fairy tales with rap? "There are some other stories that my English-speaking, Western audience might not have caught wind of"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones author George R. R. Martin steps up to stump for the Democratic Party, leaving fourteen rising Democrats dead of various causes
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(82)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Two Siberian women killed when two tons of root vegetables fall on them in most Russian death imaginable
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(64)
 
(CSN Chicago)
 
 
 
Good: Cubs fan catches homerun ball. Bad: Loses wedding ring during celebration. Good: Grounds crew locates ring and returns it. Cubs players said they would have helped look but they have no idea what a ring is
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Litigants seeking to cash in on the global popularity of James Cameron's uber-blockbuster Avatar are now 0-for-4 in the past year. The latest loser: '70s prog-rock album cover artist Roger Dean
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My eleven year-old daughter has discovered what I will euphemistically refer to as my 'back massager' and has gone...exploring. Is that wrong? Should I stop this? Do you still believe these questions are real?"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
First thing to do after buying a new car? A) call your friends, B) proudly take a short drive, or C) take off that dealer license plate frame
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
First date ends with man dead, woman hospitalized, pick-up truck crashed. Mama and dog inconsolable
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Deathstar tries to change the goal post and prevent total defeat at the hands of the rebellion
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson endorsement deals now have a vacancy
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(52)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
In an effort to further endear himself to 49ers fans, Jim Harbaugh says the crowd noise could be "improved." 49ers fans wondering which interception they should have cheered loudly
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(63)
 
(Faster Louder (Australia))
 
 
 
"Dear Australian music fans: It's time to stop throwing bottles at gigs"
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(33)
 
(Vine.co)
 
 
 
College football player fakes death during fake punt, with predictable results
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(28)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rapper Tim Dog, who was dead, then supposedly alive, is back to being dead again
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(58)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Boeing unveils truck-mounted laser death ray that can shoot down drones in any weather. Bonus: it's operated by an Xbox controller (pics)
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(56)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Keeper mauled to death by tiger "died doing what she loved," which was being mauled to death by tigers
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Mon September 15, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
500 feared dead in Mediterranean as refugee boat rammed by human traffickers. With helpful picture of Angelina Jolie
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(69)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Student suspended for dealing coke out of high school locker. No wait. It was Pepsi
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(92)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The sad, slow death of the fade-out in the music industry
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(116)
 
(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
"Pennsylvania trooper killed in deadly ambush now conscious, talking"
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(84)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
News: Woman tells cops she has no idea how that dead body ended up in her trunk. Fark: Cops believe her
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Sun September 14, 2014
(Flowing Data)
 
 
 
Map shows the rankings of the seven deadly sins across the US. Not surprisingly, Southerners have a lot of pride and Californians are greedy bastards
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(43)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you have any ideas for how China can reduce smog in its cities, no matter how crazy, then Beijing really, really wants to hear from you. Here are some of the crazy ideas they're already trying
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Listen and understand. Unions are out there. They can't be collectively bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until the economy is dead
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Two counties in Arizona are reporting that they had more ballots cast than registered voters in last month's primary elections, which either means the dead have come back to vote or it could be aliens
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(63)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Farker invents this and makes a slow motion video of mixing soap and water without foam. Can mix living cells without damage. Maybe get some ideas from the group on biotech applications
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Sat September 13, 2014
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Deadmau5 gets bored in Toronto, spends the night as an Uber driver in his $265,000 McLaren 650S
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(CBS San Francisco)