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500 headlines found matching 'DEA'
Sat June 24, 2017
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The wildlife that makes Australia so deadly will also protect it from the robot uprising
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Fri June 23, 2017
(HelloGiggles)
 
 
 
Seven reasons for having sex on a first date and why it's an amazing idea. OK must bookmark site
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen. Dean Heller (R-NV) casts NOPE, deals 50% damage to McConnell's Trumpcare Vote Shield
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Now that Obamacare is in front of a death panel, a majority of Americans favor its survival
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida contractor fakes death to dodge angry homeowners
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
What's the big deal? Obama probably did it. People don't know that. But it's true. Obama has done everything that I've done only ten times worse. Any bad thing I will do, Obama has also already done. He's very sneaky, this Obama
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
LEEEEEROYYYYYYYYYYY JENKINS dead at 83
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Dean Cain wants a Season 5 of Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman with co-star Teri Hatcher. Because they're real, and they're spectacular
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Scientists can now erase specific memories from a snail's brain. Big deal, subby can erase a whole weekend's worth with a gallon of vodak
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Vick's father charged with dealing heroin, money laundering. Apparently some dads will do whatever it takes to make their kids look better by comparison
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(BBC)
 
Video
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a cool video of a gorilla splish splashing spinning in a kiddie pool
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I ask people open-ended questions when I meet them in order to find out about them, but they never do the same for me. They barely acknowledge my existence. How can I get people to like me enough to ask me questions?"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What's your favorite One Hit Wonder? Subby would say either Turning Japanese by The Vapors or Touch of Grey by The Grateful Dead
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau joins Gary's Hug Club, which we are told is a CBSkids show and not that bar out past the county line
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(Slate)
 
 
 
To Trump, a lawyer is just another paid servant who helps him get rid of crap, which is why he can't deal with the Russia investigation. Normally, you just have the lawyer pay off some judges and everything works out. I mean, really
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(Latest)
 
 
 
This is what democracy looks like in Trump America: Protesters with disabilities -- some in wheelchairs -- DRAGGED AWAY from Mitch McConnell's office Thursday morning after staging sit-in to send message that health care is matter of "life or death"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida police department looking to the internet for names for their new K-9 dogs. I'm sure we can come up with a few ideas here
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
U.S. now weighing a travel ban to North Korea following the death of Otto Warmbier. Which could turn out to be a real inconvenience for Dennis Rodman
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Wed June 21, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's Billy Gibbons busking on a street corner in Helsinki
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You can get all sorts of shady deals from strangers in parking lots: someone selling speakers out of a van, cheap steaks from a suspicious truck, Florida women trying to give away toddlers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm 23 and don't want children; I fear needles and depression, am not excited about experiencing the pain, and loathe small children. All my friends think I'm crazy and press me for answers. What can I say to stop their questions?"
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Tue June 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cable to run for the head of the UK's Liberal Democrat party, saying it's just become a dead pool
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lufthansa CEO sees record summer as nobody wants to deal with all the penny-ante jerks at the competition
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
DeadMouseFive slams DJ Khaled for "disastrous festival set." No word on what those two proper nouns actually signify
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI director nominee has no idea how web archives work
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I work a high-stress job and am married. We have a young son, and my husband does nothing more than acknowledge our son's existence and doesn't help out with any chores. Is this the new normal for women, or is my husband a lazy-ass?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Looking for advice dealing with Blue Cross/ Blue Shield and Medicare. DIT
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ruben Blades was front and center in this week's episode of Fear the Walking Dead, which finally had one episode in which someone didn't do anything completely and utterly stupid [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Sanders 2020 is a bad idea and you should feel bad for wanting it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what is the downside to online shopping? How about dealing with all that cardboard?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
DNA replication has been filmed for the first time and it's stranger than we thought. "It undermines a great deal of what's in the textbooks"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Why it's a bad idea to have trail running events in bear country
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
Daniel Salazar has returned and is Strand's only hope at getting out of the dam mess as Junkie Depp remains the smartest person in the apocalypse. Which isn't saying much. Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET, AMC
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Surprised cops disarm the toddler who brought them the loaded 9mm (with the safety off) that was hidden in his toybox. Mother of the Year had no idea, she says. Scales and bags of "powder" suggest otherwise
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, the NRA doesn't seem at all interested in the case of Philando Castile, a licensed gun owner executed by police for simply telling them he had a legal gun. I wonder why. Any ideas?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Education Department: So what's the big deal about civil rights, anyway?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Missing sailors in destroyer collision found dead in flooded berthing compartment
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Sat June 17, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'The silence is deafening': Democrats want to know why Trump admin doesn't care about Russian hacking
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This just in: Putting ozone into your vagina is not a good idea
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Most celebrities ignore fake news reports of their deaths. Then there's Mark Hamill
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's come to the point in the decline of our civilization where you actually have to explain to people that using Coca-Cola as a tanning oil is a bad idea
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: I'm a male company worker in my 30s who likes a female pop idol group. My coworkers labeled me an otaku geek, which shocked me. I'm sad because I just like the group and its songs, which have encouraged me in tough times. Help
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Scalise was almost dead from gunshot wound when he arrived at the hospital. Surely, this will change his views on guns. Did the NRA send any "you almost died because we exist" cards?
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Fri June 16, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Study shows eating lots of French fries and potato chips can lead to early death, and water is wet and not breathing can kill you
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
USGA adds video stations and a chief referee to make faster on-course rulings. That sounds like a great idea - especially seeing how instant replay has taken away controversy and sped things up over at the NFL
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The Walking Dead" is not a TV show, part 2
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans starting to realize that having face-eating leopards running the country might not be the best idea after all
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(US News)
 
 
 
Snortable Chocolate Arrives in U.S. Stores
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
While everyone was paying attention to the Amazon/Whole Foods deal, Walmart acquires Bonobos
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah is building a large digestive system. When asked where they came up with the idea, the designer said it was alimentary
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Katie Couric's role at Yahoo won't be impacted by the Verizon deal. Mostly because no one at either company actually knows what she even does anymore
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans are "bracing for impact" after internal polls show Democrat John Ossof with a 5-point lead going into Tuesday's special election. But really how big a deal would a 30-point swing in less than 8 months be? Happens all the time, right?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like the Senate will miss the Obamacare repeal deadline. SAD
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Larger-than-average summer 'dead zone' predicted in 2017, and not just because of that 'Dark Tower' movie, either
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(Fark)
 
 
 
No, seriously - why are you still single? You're smart, funny, hot - so what's the deal?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Cosby jury claims deadlock. Judge says have some more Jell-O pudding and keep deliberating
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
GM says it's ready to mass produce self-driving cars. Customers can now sit at home while their recalled vehicles drive themselves back to the dealer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump pledged to protect Christian communities in the Middle East? ICE is currently rounding up hundreds of Iraqi Christians from the U.S. and sending them back to face "death sentences"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, according to Trump, Qatar is a "very bad" country that is the chief funder of terrorism worldwide, and the blockade by other Arab states was HIS idea; but apparently, that's no reason not to sell them $12 billion worth of cutting edge F-15s
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet, you have to have the right mood- last-minute panic." THIS is your Fark Writer's thread, deadline edition
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead's Danai Gurira joins Avengers: Infinity War
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bid a fond farewell to Yahoo ... and welcome AOL back from the dead as the two former internet giants merge into a new zombie mashup company
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Work sucks, watch this compilation of all 150,966 deaths shown in Game of Thrones instead
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump floated the idea of firing Mueller in the hopes that it would convince him to declare him innocent instead. Purple monkey dishwasher - it's not just for Fark hottie threads anymore, folks
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A very long, in-depth tweet thread about how the "Fire Mueller" idea will play out. After this morning, we're somewhere around step 5 or 6
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, at least one good thing came out of the Kansas tax experiment, Trickle-Down economics is forever dead, a failed policy. No one, but no one could deny tha... oh fer chrissakes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife of 20 years has informed me she no longer is interested in sex. She says I can get a girlfriend but must be discreet, no sleepovers, and none of our friends, family, or kids can find out. Can I go for it or is it a trap?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Finland PM pulls the plug on idea of coalition with a political party whose leader was recently convicted of shiatposting
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's Fear the Walking Dead, which gave us a welcome character return for a brief moment and then wasted time on Madison trying something different by not having the idiot boyfriend around being ineffective
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'The Sopranos' creator David Chase and others give an oral history of the show's most agonizing death scene (and no, it's not the guy's head being run over)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers discover washing your hands actually cleanses your brain of old ideas - as well as removing crusty residue
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver encourages Theresa May to name her challenger Lord Buckethead as Brexit minister, stating "Is it an absurd idea? Yes; but it would not even be close to the stupidest thing you've ever done"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
There are better ways of dealing with your displeasure with a police horse than assaulting it with a flagpole
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Dear God, why?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Publishers offer James Comey a $10 million book deal. Which brings up the question as why executives and government workers make most of their money after being fired?
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Blasting News)
 
 
 
Now that the dead weight is gone, the show can focus on Junkie Depp and Bicycle Girl. Rueben Blades is out there somewhere. What stupid decisions will Madison make this week? Fear the Walking Dead, 9 pm ET tonight on AMC
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This week, we go to the email bag: "I mentioned world music to my wife the other day, and she had no idea what I was talking about. Sunday Morning Music Club, please help me educate her with suggestions on what she should listen to"
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
During Pride Month 2017, please pause to remember those lost during the Pulse nightclub attack in Orlando. Because, sadly, some were not remembered by their families, even in death
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Sat June 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Death march of the mall continues with parent company of Ann Taylor and Lane Bryant announcing the closure of hundreds of stores
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
It's an ideal time to start experimenting with carrot cocktails, said no one ever
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"[Theresa May] is like a deadbeat dad who's gambled away the housekeeping [who] then solemnly explains to the kids that only he can deliver the strength and stability they need"
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I need your recommendations for hotels/bars/restaurants in Jacksonville, Florida. (Subby is headed there later this year for the Seahawks @ Jaguars game.) And yes, I plan on hanging out with Deadpool at TGI Friday's
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"You need to speed up Brexit or risk ending up with no deal," says Tusk DON'T SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Your car wash might be dealing drugs if a) police can't find a cash register or car washing tools anywhere, b) police DO find lots and lots of drugs, and c) the owner's name is Pooh Bear
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If you don't feel like paying your bar tab, faking a medical emergency so an ambulance comes to pick you up at the bar might seem like a good idea. But don't try it twice in one night
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Continuing their quest to be at the forefront of hard-hitting journalism, CNN answers the question that's on everyone's mind - What is dead butt syndrome?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister transitioned into a man and broke up with his long-term girlfriend. I've had a crush on his ex for years, and we too have been friends. I think she wants to date me but I don't know if I'm misreading the signals. What do?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the officer whose husband choked a man to death in a Denny's parking lot, because he urinated outside? They are being charged with murder
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Thu June 08, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If it was such a good idea, wouldn't St. Reagan have privatized them back when he fired them?
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The bromance between Obama, Trudeau is back on after candlelight dinner date in Montreal
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Russian propaganda posted on parody website becomes lead story on Fox News. Here's how it happened. Of course, the Sun is there too. No word on how it'll eventually end up greenlit on Fark, but subby has a pretty good idea
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Bob Stoops leaving OU for no-show job at local car dealership
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump claims $380 billion worth of deals were made during his Saudi Arabia trip. The White House can't show how they add up to $380 billion; most of the "deals" are actually "non-binding memoranda of understanding," and the arms deals were approved in 2015
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I've learned over decades of building that a deadline is a potent tool for problem-solving." -Adam Savage. So if you're short on time, break out the duct tape and C4 because THIS is your Fark Writer's thread, deadline approaching edition
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jerry Seinfeld refuses hug from Kesha, fans declare that he is over. What is the deal?
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Brownbackistan legislature overrides governor's veto; imposes income tax / business tax. This is the official death of Kansas trickle-down theory
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
President of baseball card company gets the phone call of a lifetime: "Hello, I have 19 unopened packs from 1948 and some unopened full boxes and almost full boxes from the 1950s and 1960s that I am considering for your auction, Any idea of value?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever been so depressed that people noticed your actions and called the cops to do a safety check on you? (Hint: changing your Twitter profile photo to a coffin and tweeting that no one would miss you if you were gone is apparently a bad idea.)
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Tue June 06, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In dealing with passengers, United Airlines prides itself in avoiding violins whenever possible
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Khashoggi dead. ZOINKS
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man choked to death in Denny's parking lot, which is odd because that usually doesn't occur until after the order arrives
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what it means - another sign of rebirth, or evidence of shady dealing. But a condo in Detroit sold for well over $1 million
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oh my god, what a terrible idea. Of course he is
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New comparative analysis shows that by sheer number of deaths related to terrorist incidents, Europe was a far more dangerous place in the 1970s and 1980s
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I love cooking and shared my idea of a dream stove with a friend. My friend bought the oven before me. I was betrayed and haven't talked to her; she doesn't know why I'm mad. I want an apology from her; is that wrong?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I don't do the whole religion thing, so when a friend asked me to be a godparent--he's Catholic, does the weekly church thing and whatnot--I demurred as I wasn't the best choice. He's shut me out of his life. What are my options?"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie: My wife wants me to have sex with a stranger
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Business owner amazed and appalled at the idea that someone dying of a botched medical operation at his unlicensed cosmetic surgery clinic might be considered newsworthy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Oh, dear, I think I flooded it"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
American politics are bitter and divisive these days, so let's all relax and watch Canadian PM Justin Trudeau paddle his kayak over to chat up someone's mom
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A rundown of the season three premiere of Fear the Walking Dead, in which a major character dies and people continue doing utterly stupid things out of fear, confusion, and terrible plot devices [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Brookings Institution)
 
 
 
You know that $110 billion arms deal to Saudi Arabia? Uhh
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cruise line unveils plans for new ships that will carry 6,850 passengers each - presumably also with enough bathrooms to deal with the inevitable norovirus outbreak associated with containing that many people in an enclosed space
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Hello? Hello? Anyone still watching "Fear the Walking Dead"? Junkie Depp? Strand? Bicycle Girl? Ring a bell? Anyone? Well, Season 3 premieres tonight at 9 PM EDT, AMC
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(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 40,000 pounds of bananas rolls over. The bananas are okay, but unfortunately Harry Chapin is dead
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Sat June 03, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Democratic Party was once the party with rich ideas for the working man, nowadays it's more the party of the rich
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Brother of man who dismembered boy found dead in closet in Brooklyn." What's the German word for that?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Butt lift results in dead end
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump: We're pulling out of climate change agreement and renegotiating it. Europe: We're going to deal with your corporations and governors instead so go stick it where the sun don't shine get impeached soon kthanksbai
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin gives the acting performance of her career as she pretends to be "broken" by Trump and all the "death threats" she received over her poorly-thought-out "joke"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Dear New Startup, I'm so glad you enjoyed my son's blood, and your card was just great. In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. Your clients are all senile bucktoothed old mummies with bony girl arms and they all smell like an elephant's butt
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
M. Night Shyamalan's 'Tales From The Crypt' reboot is dead at TNT
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Most fans have some idea of the incredible sacrifices professional athletes make in order to compete. But when an athlete is injured, we usually don't see the overwhelming grief they feel when they realize they can't compete anymore. Until now
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
All Illinois residents of voting age, living and dead, shall be registered to vote automatically
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
That Manilla Casino attack that ISIS claimed responsibility for that left 35 people dead? Authorities are saying the perp wasn't a "lone wolf" terrorist so much as a "robber with an extremely poorly thought-out plan"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Dear Trumpy, now that hurricane season has started, please get someone to oversee FEMA and NOAA. Because enormous oceanic cyclones aren't going to listen to Jared Kushner
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Thu June 01, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Arcade Fire sign new two-record deal
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Netflix leaves battle for Net Neutrality, says it's big enough to get the deals it wants, so screw all those startups
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All that lavish "Dear Leader"-esque praise coming from Trump's minions? One theory is he's writing it himself and they've just given up editing it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
After doing a little math, Liberals are showering love on conservative Justice Anthony Kennedy like he's Ruth Bader Ginsburg possessed by the ghost of Thurgood Marshall and urging him to stay in his seat until they pry it from his cold, dead hands
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(WiscNews)
 
 
 
1 dead and 2 still missing after explosion rips hole in corn mill. The whole corn plant leveled, corn holed one might say
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Science weighs in on the physics of that Hammerhead crashing into the Star Destroyer at Sarif. You keep your mouth shut about that Death Star, Science, and don't even think about looking at lightsabers
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(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
FS1 talking head Stephen A. Smith, who hasn't gotten his pick for the winner of NBA Finals right in 6 years, gives the Golden State Warriors the "kiss of death". Video evidence included
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm in my 20s and have been with my boyfriend over a year; it's my first real relationship. I'm learning how to communicate with him and what to do as a girlfriend. I had an erotic dream about a friend; should I tell my boyfriend?"
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Wed May 31, 2017
(The Takaho Post)
 
 
 
The Stumbling Dead: why The Walking Dead is losing ratings
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I left my ex because he went from being uncertain about having kids to being committed to a 100% child-free life. Two weeks ago, I learned I was pregnant with his child. We're now an ocean apart. Should I tell him it's his?"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia: Why let the facts that the guy's blind, deaf, too poor to own a phone and gave a forced confession, get in the way of a good beheading?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here are some turtles sunbathing on the back of a hippo
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Tue May 30, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam says he'll never stop trolling Noel. "It will stop over my dead body"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Under the Trump administration, immigration arrests have gone up 37%, while deaths at privately run immigration facilities have doubled from last year. Looks like they're arrived at some sort of solution, just short of final
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Harley dealership has a Bikini Bike Wash for Memorial Day. You know, to remember the fallen. However, there are 27 pics and a short video
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Mon May 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump finally tweets about Portland stabbings that left two dead. Anyone who had "two and a half days to condemn" in the pool, step up and collect your prize
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While Trump fell asleep in his porridge on Air Force Uno, dreamy Canadian PM Justin Trudeau visited the rebuilding effort from Italy's Amatrice earthquake
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Sun May 28, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Why it's never, ever, a good idea to wear blackface, white folk
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(Empire Magazine)
 
 
 
Shadow deals with Laura's unique state of existence as Wednesday's war on the New Gods heats up, and Media makes an appearance to offer a deal. Forces collide in Lemon Scented You. It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Starz
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Beer bong challenges at college parties. New hotness: Dead dolphin dancing at college parties
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In which we learn that Jared Kushner's real estate dealings and taste for vengeance are every bit as bad as his boss'
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
What do you do with a small dead gray whale, what do you do with a small dead gray whale, what do you do with a small dead gray whale early in the morning?
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin'. Gregg Allman dead at 69
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Bystanders try to stop man from harassing two Muslim women on a train in Portland, get stabbed to death for their efforts
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'The Strains' Jack Kesy cast as villain in 'Deadpool 2'
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Fri May 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
We have Melissa McCarthy to thank for Sean Spicer's downfall - raising his profile was the kiss of death
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump went into meetings with NATO and G7 leaders to demand a better deal on global defense. He left having lost what little respect, if any, they had for him
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(Time)
 
 
 
Trudeau and Macron's bromance is creating a quite a stir. Subby is posting this while his wife is in her bunk
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Ukip politician calls for death penalty for suicide bombers". Ummmm
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman's service cat that detects when she's about to have a seizure runs away. In other news, someone thought it was a good idea to train 'service cats'
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It could happen to any of us: Greedy dolphin chokes to death on giant octopus it tried swallowing whole
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Veep's original cast signs a deal to return for a seventh season--yes, even that skyscraper of shiat Jonah
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tommy Arthur finally ran out of Get Out Of Death Row cards
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Theresa May and her Conservative junta have no idea how much school breakfast and lunch cost
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Thu May 25, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Joementum is dead, Jared is under the microscope and Donny bombs in Brussels. It's your Rachel Maddow Show thread, 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Netflix's Castlevania miniseries may have as many deaths as a Castlevania game
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chris Cornell had fresh track marks at the time of death. I blame Spoonman
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump asked Angela Merkel 11 times about a trade deal between the US and Germany. "On the 11th refusal, Trump finally got the message"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My best friend dated and married a controlling, emotionally manipulative bully who won't let him out of her sight. She even forced him into her vegan lifestyle. He is miserable and can't talk to us. Should we intervene and save him?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Already home to more deadly forms of life than anywhere else in the Milky Way, Australia adds traveling anti-vax dipshiats to the mix
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Student gets tired of playing tic-tac-toe, hacks into school computer, changs grade from 'F' to 'B.' Reportedly got password from a desk in the dean's office
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
New deal for Rob Gronkowski could deliver twice as much per spike, if the big galoot can stay healthy
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
'Baywatch' movie drowns in negative reviews, washes ashore like a dead fish
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Amazon's "no checkout" store idea heads to Europe. Owners of 7-Elevens say that's nothing new, their customers have been doing that for years
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity blames liberals for forcing him to back off an unhinged, untrue conspiracy theory over the death of Seth Rich
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Clinton's email server played a decisive role in deciding the election. But I wouldn't agree with the idea that the media is responsible for it"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Odell Beckham Jr. might not be able to hear his critics through the towers of cash coming his way from Nike in the richest NFL shoe deal ever
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Clerks" actress Lisa Spoonauer dead at age 44, will be buried 8 and a half feet under
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My gay best friend and I joked about marrying each other by 40 if we were still single. He's 39 and serious about having an open marriage, having kids, and raising them. I have no family and am considering it. Would it be wrong?"
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Tue May 23, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Just when we hoped it was dead, Rachel Lindsay goes and saves the Bachelor franchise
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, With Iris dead and Savitar victorious, Barry attempts one last desperate gambit to change this outcome. (CW 8 pm ET) Later, on iZombie, Clive attempts to solve the murder of Steve-O while Blaine gets back to business. (CW 9 pm)
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1934, Bonnie and Clyde shot to death in stolen Ford, proving once again it pays to take the rental car insurance
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
The Saudis gave Trump $360b in deals hoping Trump would rescind the 9/11 lawsuit law. Unfortunately, they are about to learn what Americans already know, the man is not so much a deal maker, as he is a promise breaker
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Two dead in Riverdale shooting. Suspect seen fleeing scene wearing crown, dropping burgers
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Good news, international black market arms dealers. If Venezuela goes tits up, you're going to be able to get a lot of awesome Russian hardware for cheap
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a whale blowing a rainbow out of its blowhole
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My best friend in college was fat. He always asked me to date him but I politely declined. After his dad died of a heart attack he started working out. He lost 100 pounds and is now hot. Can I ask him to date without looking shallow?"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Seattle is going to act all cool and pretend like having the world's first floating light rail line is no big deal
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Mon May 22, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I'll see your Nazi-Muslim convert and raise you an Arkansas caretaker who gnawed her elderly client to death in an alcohol-fueled frenzy of gore
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Abbott signs law protecting pastors' sermons from subpoena, even if said pastor spews hate-speech and death threats. "Texas law now will be your strength and your sword and your shield," Abbott said, invoking Bible verse
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Before we get all excited about Trump's new arms deal with Saudi Arabia, there's one small problem ... the Saudis can't afford it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Conflict-of-Interest-in-law is keeping his real estate holdings and not disclosing all of his various shady dealings
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Looking for something warm and fuzzy to help deal with the Mondays? Here is a pit bull and two guinea pigs being great friends
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just Trump supporters compiling a giant list of people, address, phone numbers, et al against their dear leader
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Reps are finally reaping what they sow. Okay, maybe heckling the guy for talking about his deceased 11-year-old daughter is a tad much. And the death threats, those too, especially threatening to shoot the woman who holds Gabby Giffords' old seat
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Sun May 21, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dead Men Tell No Tales -- but Geoffrey Rush does, about the star he likes the most, the one who likes him the least and finding his "inner villain"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Much like Dear Leader, The new head of the FCC, aka Notorious M.U.G. refuses to show proof of his claims that the FCC suffered a DDoS attack
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump misses court ordered deadline for turning over Giuliani memo. So...now what?
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Sat May 20, 2017
(BGR)
 
 
 
Heads up. Hackers are trying to bring WannaCry ransomware back from the dead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When marking down a book about a missing child, maybe using a "When it's gone it's gone" sticker isn't a good idea
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Ringer the cat, presumed dead after his home burned down, is found alive beneath the debris two months later by his canine buddy, Chloe. Just another example of why all animals are welcome on Caturday
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Fri May 19, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Pootie Poot's ex-wife linked to multi-million-dollar property business, giving Donny all sorts of new ideas
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
'Deadliest Catch' star arrested after Uber altercation. Man, that must have been some fight
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hedge Fund billionaire Bill Ackman thinks he knows how Trump can save his presidency: Spend massive amounts of money on "Private sector led" infrastructure investment, because who isn't thrilled to death when a new toll road is built near them?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're going to call people "white trash" in a Yelp review, you may not want to use your real name, particularly if you're a dean at Yale
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"After Chris Cornell's death: 'Only Eddie Vedder is left. Let that sink in.'" I've never seen a headline that was my first immediate thought before, but here we are
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"I'll trade you a pack of smokes, these airline peanuts and my watch for you not punching me for reclining my seat" "Deal"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Make Saudi Arabia Arms Deals Great Again By Calling Up Lockheed Martin CEO And Asking For A Discount" just doesn't make as good of a bumper sticker
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
The deadliest World Cup robot you'll see today. It'll provide security, guard Sarah Connor
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Thu May 18, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Entire rock festival cancels because of Chris Cornell's death. Rock festival industry may close entirely. Lollapalooza has been thrown for a loopapalooza
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Maybe the special counsel wasn't such a hot idea
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Chinese boss pays employees $15 for every two pounds they lose. Walmart immediately rejects the idea, fearing bankruptcy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Speeding car plows into pedestrians at Times Square. Reportedly one dead, at least 11 injured
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I made a friend online last year and we got along well. Then I learned he was unstable and tells me I'm horrible and his family disowned him. He's threatening to blackmail me. Do I stay friends or abandon him, damn the consequences?"
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(Some Critic)
 
 
 
Leonard Maltin mourns death of VHS, which means death of only-on-tape products like the non-digital edition of Star Wars, the "Betty Boop: The Definitive Collection" box set, and many well-known old movies. Thankfully "Laserblast" made it to DVD
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sorry, millennials, but looks like you may have to surrender your trophy for "Most Entitled Generation" to the baby boomers. Don't worry, they'll be dead soon. You can have it back then
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Just because people are living longer does not mean raising the Social Security's 'full retirement age' is a good idea
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Wed May 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump extends the Iran deal. The thing he previously referred to as the very bad worst horrible bad deal ever times infinity
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Mmm, yes, do be a dear Snedley - break out the scuba gear and fetch a bottle of the '49 Chateau Lafite would you?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's GOP wall of protection just cracked big time as first Republican congressman floats the idea of impeachment
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese men list top seven deal-breaker traits of women that make it impossible to consider dating them. I guess knees aren't so sharp in the Far East
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Tue May 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Washington Wizards are dead, and the Celtics' Kelly Olynyk killed them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democratic hopefuls for 2020 gather for "Ideas Conference", idea #1 don't invite Hillary or Bernie
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(Aeon.co)
 
Video
 
Why do humans like stories about humans living in a future where most of the humans are dead?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I don't know if I should tell my family that my wife and I are in a polyamorous relationship with another person. My family is progressive, but I don't know if I'm oversharing. The relationship has made me distant. What do I do?"
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Even if they don't put up No Parking signs, it's never a good idea to park where road crews are repaving. Unless you live in St Louis
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Death finally delivers Moors murderer Ian Brady at the grim reapers door step. Good riddance
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Injured hiker in mountainous area fears death, calls for emergency assistance. Things were going well until the hovering rescue chopper's rotors dislodged some debris above him
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Walking Dead star gives birth to living child. Good thing because zombie babies breast feed differently than normal babies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chanel's idea to sell $2,000 boomerangs is coming back to haunt them
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(Hypable)
 
 
 
Hackers have apparently seized "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales" & are threatening to post it online unless Disney pays off in Bitcoin. East India Trading Company unavailable for comment
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Any idea who really hates the success of Maddow and O'Donnell on MSNBC? Hint: it's the person who runs MSNBC
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Did you graduate from medical school, foreign or domestic? Did you manage to squeak past the licensing examination? Were your scores too low to get into residency, or was your personality just too darn toxic? Has Missouri got a deal for you
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(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
White Wolf shot, left for dead in Yellowstone. Wizard of the Coast moved into protective custody
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Good news for drug cartels who are the purveyors of death: Attorney General Jeff Sessions has neither the authority or the evidence to start a new drug war
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Is Avril Lavigne dead? It's complicated
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
"The Further Adventures of Hot Pie" is officially dead
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Woman robs restaurant with hammer with assistance from her dog. Your dog wants a good lawyer and plea deal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
17 shot dead in PNG prison breakout. JPG prison is far more secure
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Production designer: And our new set design for "Medea" will have a 4000 gallon water tank on stage, with a 30 ft. long open electrical circuit along the drip edge here. Producers: We see no problem with this. Actors: NOPE
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Finally the Congress gets to work on something dear and important to us winos, making sure our wine will soon pack a higher alcohol content
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Clapper said there is a "curious pattern" of deaths of opponents of Russian President Vladimir Putin who have questioned or challenged his role
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
If the DNC doesn't deal with the elephant in the room it will soon see that it has indeed become a jackass
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The Wood Brothers are back on the pole, and Lil' Brian is giving fans ideas of what they could do instead of watching a race when the NASCAR PBA League Elias Cup Series faces the dust in the wind at Kansas for the Go Bowling 400, 7 pm ET on FS1
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson is dead. This is not a repeat from 2009
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler Automobiles is going to recall more than 1.25 million pickup trucks worldwide to address a software error linked to reports of one crash death and two injuries. Damn software issues go back that far?
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Remember the story about the Italian village that would pay $2,000 to anyone willing to move there? Well, unpack your bags, America. The deal is off
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
US and China reach access deals over delicious cows and chickens
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fyre Festival "organizers" to staff: We aren't going to lay ANYONE off. Now, mind you, we aren't going to be able to PAY you but you are totally welcome to keep working for free. Wha? That just screws you out of unemployment? *Gasp* we had NO idea
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After Trump's disastrous interview with Lester Holt last night, his aides retreated to their offices in dour moods. Trump spent the night fuming and rage tweeting Rosie O'Donnell. Dear Americans, this is not normal
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Dear Rolf, you better not be fooling around with those Trinidadian island girls over there or I'll castrate you when you get back"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
ICE agents detained a deaf woman at Honolulu International Airport, denied her a sign language interpreter during questioning and then...wait for it...they handcuffed her behind her back
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Thu May 11, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Matt Harvey apologizes to his teammates for skipping a game. How bad is your behavior that you have to apologize to the team that dealt with Darryl Strawberry all those years?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tom Servo and Crow pitch programming ideas at Netflix....Fullest House
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New Tinder-style app matches sperm donors with prospective parents. Which apart from the prospective parents is pretty much the same idea behind Tinder
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a 33 year-old Italian woman with a big nose; I have three kids and feel my nose has gotten more prominent with age. I would like to get a nose job but worry that I will be setting a bad example for my kids. Do I get one or not?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dear Rod Rosenstein, you boast a 27-year career in the Justice Department under five administrations and the distinction of being the longest-serving United States attorney in history. Now don't be a dick. Love, the New York Times
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Wed May 10, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
White House lawyers have to keep reminding Trump that contacting Flynn right now would be a very bad idea
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Sinclair Media signed a private deal with Trump to give him nothing but positive coverage during the election. Let's see what's happened since then
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Congrats, Mexico. You are the second deadliest nation on the planet
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
When you're on Death Row you don't get to pick which way you die
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Dear Mista FBI Director: my son didn't have anything to do with those Russians. Signed: Trump's Mother"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Macron campaign faked out hackers by planting alluring data in "honeypot" accounts. Click the comments to read an exchange between Trump's psychiatrist and dope dealer
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
FXX is bringing Deadpool to the network as an animated series with Donald Glover behind the wheel
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread, deadline or not edition
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Cops bust giant cock fighting ring. 130 fighting cocks seized. Many cocks had to be euthanized in some sort of cock gas chamber or something. Other cocks survived the ordeal uninjured. Cock. 🐓
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(Independent)
 
 
 
DJ Robert Miles dead at 47. Leaves us his Children
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Primitive humans also had funerary customs, burying their dead with purpose and intent, fear of a zombie uprising
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a good job and live with my fiancée, who also makes decent money. Our friends are in school or don't have careers. If I suggest brunch or something that costs, they refuse. Is it wrong I want us to do things that cost money?"
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(DW)
 
 
 
What better way to protest an arms deal than by bringing your own tank to the show
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Graham to CNN: Well, I do declare that it would be mighty fine if I knew what business deals, this here President, has with 'em Russians, you hear
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Meet the last living Nuremberg prosecutor, A Jewish kid from Brooklyn who enlisted as a private fresh out of law school, stormed the beaches of Normandy on D-Day, and ended up bringing 22 SS commanders responsible for 1 million deaths to justice
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Experts declare the metrosexual DEAD, proclaim this the era of the "spornosexual" man who is competing with the "lumbersexual" man for your rapt attention. Somehow Brexit is mixed up in all this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Palliative care doctor claims we need a rethink on how we view the end of life, as death and dying remains a big taboo. He's right, once you die, you don't get invited to the good parties anymore
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Trump: Trudeau almost begged me to not kill NAFTA. Canada: Actually, your own aides called us and begged Trudeau to not give in to your demands
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: In high school, a friend of mine who had an unrequited crush on me photo-edited my head onto half-naked bodies of women. I friended him on Facebook, then had second thoughts; he's apologized. I still feel violated. Do I re-add him?"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
And something that slipped under Fark's radar: Bill Nye receives death threats after Mocking Christian Morality, dissing vanilla ice cream
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Mon May 08, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle Police officer arrested in drug sting. To be fair, they can't plant them if they don't get them from somewhere
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Is your meth contaminated with deadly gluten? This police department will check it for free
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Article asks "Do Democrats need to tweet more like Trump?" Short answer: No. Long answer: @author no #no #HellNo #DumbIdeas #StopIdiocracyUSA #YoureNotHelping
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(Politico)
 
 
 
From the office of Dear God Why, I bring you a James Patterson / Bill Clinton collaboration
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola hires new CEO, faces reality that the Cola Wars have expanded to multiple fronts and that lower revenues and death of Coke Classic may be the future. "They are conscious of the sugar issue. It's something they're working on"
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
FDA warns of tattoo dangers. Also, it's a bad idea to be hit with a car, be shot by a gun, or jump off a building
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(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
Nintendo is not dead yet. In fact it feels like going for a walk
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Trump's using North Korea as a ruse to launch nuclear first strike on China. Well, since it's Trump, one needs to consider the potential reality of such a looney idea so sleep well everybody
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Idiot with baseball bat goes to confront driver about his driving. The driver, an MMA fighter, gives him a quick lesson on why that was a really bad idea
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Elderly deaf man fined £85 for constantly playing porn too loud. I SAID, ELDERLY DEAF...oh nevermind
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It might seem like a good idea, but there's one thing you should definitely NOT do when you're packing luggage to head overseas
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nun arrested for abusing deaf children? Didn't see that one coming
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most police departments have no interest in training officers to deescalate. "[You] are "dealing with individuals who are motivated to kill in a way that we have never seen before"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WHOA, even Star Trek's Deanna Troi is calling Paul Ryan's spokeswoman a 'lying sack of sh*t' for Trumpcare lie
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Sat May 06, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Amazon comes up with novel idea. Let's take a building and fill it with books and let people come in and find one they like and pay for it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So, I bought a pound of pork belly to experiment with. Any suggestions on how I should cook it? (It was $5 a pound, so I can easily just get more if multiple ideas strike my fancy)
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(Irish Central)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau wears mismatched droid socks to meet with Irish PM on "Star Wars Day" and the internet loses its freakin' mind. So then, British=Empire, Theresa May=Darth Vader? Alienated Trek voters vent to the right
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House Oversight Panel has nothing better to do than its job, will investigate the Iran deal
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy 2 has no new ideas and that's what makes it great
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(Outdoor Life)
 
 
 
The zombie apocalypse is upon us. You have space for one book in your pack as you race to hide in the wilderness from the braindead hordes. Which one do you take with you? It's the Saturday Morning Book Club, Survival Edition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Another plus about the ongoing climate change: There are deadly diseases that are hidden in the melting ice and they are waking up
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Fri May 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brooklyn cafe says Starbucks stole its unicorn latte drink idea. The real question is why would anyone publicize the fact that they created the Unicorn Latte
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(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Cargo plane crashes; 2 dead, several proms ruined
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
This year marks the 39th anniversary of the first spam e-mail. To mark the occasion, millions get special deals on Viagra, subprime mortgage loans, and a job making big money working from home
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Walking Dead star Josh McDermitt quits social media after getting death threats for his character's poor decision-making and even worse mullet
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
When does a 7-hour flight turn into a 28-hour ordeal? When United accidentally sends you to San Francisco instead of Paris
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
HBO developing four different Game of Thrones spinoffs. Ideas for spinoffs to the right. Also why this is a bad idea to the right
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Last week: "we will never, ever tolerate substandard care for our great veterans." This week: let's close down 1100 VA facilities. Next week: no more homeless vets because they're all dead
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
One candidate dumbed down their language and painted ideas in broad strokes. The other used eloquent arguments and provided policy details. Who actually won the debate?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Guess what happens if you take a drug called "Gray Death"
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Hell freezes over as Baba Yaga says "If this is the budget deal we get when Republicans control the House, the Senate and the presidency, there's no point in ever voting for a Republican again." On Breitbart no less
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I will give birth any day; my in-laws are coming to town again, and last time I had a baby they soothed and played with the newborn and let me rest. I thought it was selfish. How can I tell them off without upsetting my husband?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Foreign leaders have their own "art of the deal" when working with Trump: flattery. That should get the crow to drop the cheese
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's life or death, Farkers. Will someone please confirm or deny the following information? Burgers and fries can be purchased before 10:30 AM at Burger King. Yes or no. It MUST be Burger King. Subby is aware of other diners and such that serve 24/7
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bad: dying in a workplace accident. Worse: photodocumenting your accidental death at work
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Bridj, an on-demand bus service backed by Ford, is shutting down. Apparently people were not thrilled with an idea that combines all the comfort of Greyhound along with the drivers' attitudes of Uber
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Wed May 03, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Today in "only works in the movies" news, police officer arrested after planning to fake his own death and flee to Mexico
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines collected $4.2 billion in baggage fees last year, which comes to about 2.67 billion dead giant rabbits if you're United
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The other guy from Wheeler Dealers calls Edd China a 'traitor'
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Felicity's hubris costs her dearly leaving her and Ollie trapped in a bottle episode. Meanwhile, Diggle challenges Chase to a game of Global Thermonuclear War. (CW 8ET)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Here's a great idea: Climb to the top of a mountain considered sacred to indigenous people and take a naked selfie. Who would ever have a problem with that? (blurred nekked pic warning)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Adorable Canadian prime minister introduces drunk-driving legislation that gazes soulfully into your eyes as it charmingly deprives you of your due-process rights, but Trudeau's just so gosh-darn cute and that's what really matters
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(Politico)
 
 
 
While Trump claims that the recent budget deal includes a "down payment on the border wall" a keen observer will note that the down payment was in the amount of $0
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was raised Lutheran because of my mother; my father is an atheist. I moved out of town and became a Christmas-Easter attendee. I also became a devout atheist; I attend church because I like the socialization. Am I living a lie?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
DOJ lawyer: We have no idea why hate crimes are spiking lately. Senator Franken: Gee, ya think maybe hiring Steve Bannon might have sent the wrong message?
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The c--ks--king 'Deadwood' movie script is farking 'stunning' if those hoopleheads at HBO ever actually make it, actor says
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kansas City Archdiocese parts ways with group because it reflects 'troubling trends'. I totally see it, not towing the Catholic dogma line, pushing their own agenda. They're a dangerous and radical group of thugs, like drug dealers Fark: Girl Scouts
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Princess Leia's Stolen Death Star Plans - sing it like the first track of a certain fifty-year-old Beatles album and it will all become clear to you
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Trump thinks he's dealing with the Legion of Dictator Superheroes"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Saudi man sentenced to death for insulting Muhammad on Twitter. Ironically this tactic also gave Donald Trump four years in the White House