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500 headlines found matching 'DEA'
Sat October 01, 2016
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(ITV)
 
 
 
World Medical Association calls boxing "a very bad idea" and once again calls for it to be banned: "The whole purpose of the sport is to render the opponent unconscious"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"Your body actually has a second brain that controls you much more than you might realize - and most people have no idea it exists"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Earth's CO2 levels have passed the 400 PPM threshold, permanently. Climate deniers say that's no big deal since it still leaves 999,600 parts per million for everything else
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC police finally catch the yodeling suspect who made death threats on police radios and some police-impersonating robbers in an unrelated case ...all with just one arrest. That's some fine police work, Lou
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my best friend got me to sleep with her fella just for fun, but now the joke's on her because I'm falling for him for the fabulous sex
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Fri September 30, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dear Sixers Management: This is why you don't tank the season
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember all those fat, lazy blob people being carted around in self-propelled armchairs in "Wall-E"? Well, Nissan apparently thought that was a good idea
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Denzel Washington takes plea deal in strangling of Aretha Franklin
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Despite saying no deal was cut, the Obama administration lifted bank sanctions on Iran the same day American citizens were released. Another coincidence? I think not
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Male farker here with semi-longish hair. I'm getting it cut after work and I want to make a change. Suggest some good ideas for me
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Thu September 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lewandowski's attempt on CNN to deflect questions about Trump's dealings in Cuba using the EXACT strategy outlined in the campaign's talking points memo goes awry when one of the other panelists has a copy of the same memo, and calls him out on it
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
If you want to repeal the death penalty, vote "retain." If you want to retain the death penalty, vote "repeal." Clear?
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Hundreds of tech companies are giving workers the day off on election day. Mostly to let their workers get used to the idea of unemployment in 2017
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Liz Taylor's ex-husband endorses Hillary Clinton. No, not that one. Not that one, either. No, not him, he's dead Just click the link
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: APX wax vaporizer. Google 'APX' - it's a strangely frequent three letter combination. (Sponsored Link)
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Should we as humans bring extinct species back from the dead? Zombie Reagan excluded
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe it's not a good idea to name an elementary school after a known pedophile
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gary Glasberg, NCIS showrunner, has died. Cause of death: too many head slaps from Gibbs
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My stepson died last month and all I can feel is relief; I watched him destroy himself over the last fifteen years and spin nothing but lies. My stepdaughter feels the same way. However, my wife thinks we're being callous. Are we?"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A woman who has loved horses her entire life and is on the verge of death visits a stable one list time. This hay fever must really be getting to me or I wouldn't be tearing up so much
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Friday morning the Rosetta spacecraft will crash land onto Comet 67P in a sorrowful milestone. "The ESA isn't waiting to receive a triumphant victory signal from its spacecraft. It's waiting for the phone line to go dead"
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Occasionally a remake is not only a good idea- it actually improves on the original. Here are 19 times that happened
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(Siena)
 
 
 
Zephyr Teachout in dead heat in her race for Congress in NY: The district is +5 Trump, despite overwhelming support of climate science and immigration reform
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Talk show host Michael Savage pulled off air after discussing Hillary's health. Body expected to be found later this week, cause of death 'unknown'
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what it's like to have more money than you know what to do with? Here's how some people deal with the problem
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Nude drawings of Iggy Pop to go on display at new Brooklyn art exhibition DEAR GOD WHY
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(Time)
 
 
 
Due to the tireless efforts of the Pan American Health Organization, doctors, and the deadly, autism-causing, mercury-filled MMR vaccine the Illuminati forces upon our innocent indigo children, Measles are officially eradicated in the Americas
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Frank Darabont helps AMC celebrate Halloween by announcing he's seeking $280 million for his firing from The Walking Dead
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a 32 year-old man, somewhat nerdish but good looking. I've never really had success with women and have always been nervous, so I am a virgin. How can I talk to women, get a date, and have sex?"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Home Chef meals at home 30%ish off. Small print (under 'specs'): one per household / address, new customers only, membership required (membership requirements flexible), can't deliver in 5% of US - see map. (Sponsored Link)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, what's the deal with the woman who inspired Elaine Benes on Seinfeld?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The prosecution has rested in the Dildo trial, now it is the Dildofense's turn. Will they try to bring up Finicum's death again? How many times will they misquote the constitution? The warm-ups are over the real show is about to begin
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's official: LCFC striker Jamie Vardy does not recommend 20 batches of Skittles mixed with 3 liters of vodka as an injury recovery elixir. "The vodka was decent but it wasn't doing much for my dead leg, which didn't stop bleeding for ages"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the Usos cause the biggest, most despair-inducing incident in all of Smackdown Live history and crush the hope of Slater and Rhyno? Will Dean Ambrose get revenge on AJ Styles? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Bluetooth shower speaker. Of *course* this exists. (Sponsored Link)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A team of 11 and 12-year-old footballer players have received death threats after kneeling during the national anthem - following the example of NFL star Colin Kaepernick. Stay classy East Texas
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's a preview of the violent death of Earth from the Hubble telescope
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I have a good marriage, but I brought a few kids into our relationship. However, she thinks that because they are her stepchildren, they don't count as her kids and she tells people this. Is that wrong?"
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Calling the power of Fark: Here's a list of stupid movie remakes coming up, such as Conan the Septuagenarian, Bill & Ted's Midlife Crisis and Michael Bay's The Birds: Now they Explode. We can come up with better ideas
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's always a good idea to have some ID in your briefcase in case of loss. Unless it's a briefcase full of cocaine
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Almost all the world's education research takes place in the US, but Finland is stealing all the good ideas
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Customs officials stop woman who had packed dead husband's intestines in a suitcase. Would that qualify as carrion luggage?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Avantree 4 Port USB 4.5A/22.5W charging station. For when you really, really need to charge all four of your dead devices fast to make that phone call, picture of your cat, eBay bid, and OpenTable reservation.(Sponsored Link)
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Ice Cube, legendary entertainer and water in its solid form, goes up against his greatest challenge. Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. And they say Hollywood is running out of ideas
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Authorities conducting 'death investigation' after severed human head is found in Chicago lagoon. Now, I'm not a forensic specialist or anything, but unless the head's talking or something, I think we can assume it's dead
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Travelling hip-hop group teaches physics. To be fair, that's probably a better idea than subby's failed 'learn computer science with bagpipers and mimes' experiment
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager: "Donald Trump had no idea Lester Holt is a registered Republican, so he wasn't lying when he said Lester Holt is a registered Democrat"
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Sun September 25, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
FL Republican gets blasted online for using Jose Fernandez's death to smear national anthem protesters
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Did Travis leave Chris behind with the Three Bromigos? Will Madison and Junkie Depp reunite even as the cult may fall victim to the gang? Will Alicia become the new Andrea? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Some World Cup Guy)
 
 
 
It's the World Cup of Hockey sudden death Semi-Final pt II - Sweden v. Team Europe - Puck drops at 1 PM ET. Europe has looked better every game, but can they solve King Henrik? Can Europe's bigger older D contain Backstrom or the Sedins? Game on
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Keyboard Maestro - award winning Mac software, create your own macros and shortcuts. (Sponsored Link)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At a half-kilometer wide, China opens its new radio telescope which is 2.7 times bigger than the previous record holder, Aricebo Observatory in Puerto Rico. Soon: Chinese astronomer uses it to talk to the Trisolarans resulting in billions of deaths
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Buckwheat is dead
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"I'm not dead." "Yes you are. It says right here." "I got better"
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(Some World Cup Guy)
 
 
 
It's the World Cup of Hockey sudden death Semi-Final - Canada v. Russia - Puck drops at 7 PM ET. Will it live up to 1972's Summit Series? Will 2005's Crosby/Ovi rookie rivalry get back to being a rivalry? Does Russia have a snowball's chance?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: TNT Stream unblocker - watch the streaming services you subscribe to when you're traveling or living in areas that have location blocks. (Sponsored Link)
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Snapchat' big new idea? A rip off of Google Glass, but with cooler looking frames
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
That's....actually a pretty good idea
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(CNN)
 
 
 
UPDATE: Five now dead in mall shooting in Burlington, WA. Gunman remains on the loose
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(Fauquier Times)
 
 
 
Good idea: We'll move the mattress on top of your van early in the morning. Bad idea: No need to tie it down, I'll just sit on it
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here is a T-Rex doing backflips on a jet ski
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Because when you think 're-creation of the biblical idea of Noah's Ark', you automatically think of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Fart of the Deal. Trump: Here's a list of people I'd nominate to the Supreme Court. Hey, Mike Lee, notice how you're on there? Care to support me now? Sen. Mike Lee: No, fark you
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: App and game development course bundle for both Android and iOS. Instructor: LearnSmart. There needs to be a Fark: the game. (Sponsored Link)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The death of Mia Farrow's adopted son, Thaddeus Wilks Farrow, turns out to have been less "tragic car accident" and more "tragic self-inflicted gunshot wound"
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Newtown teacher gets permit for gun after nonstop death threats from conspiracy theorists claiming Sandy Hook never happened, then forgets to lock it in his car and brings it on school grounds, where guns are banned
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump spokeperson's idea of outreach to black voters, saying that when Trump wins you will all have to bow down to him. I suppose next they'll bring back slavery
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Magnum P.I. sequel is in the works because ABC is out of ideas
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Seven-month-old baby found dead after being left in car at NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center. People, it's not rocket science
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So let's count the number of things wrong with this headline - "Lindsay Lohan bought her own $240,000 engagement ring because her allegedly abusive ex-fiancé (whose parents are multi-millionaires) was "dead broke"
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
That Death Valley dry lake famous for its mysterious moving rocks has been joined by mysterious moving tire tracks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Cats may be cuddly, but also lethal killers - responsible for the deaths of millions of birds and mammals every year. One leading scientist has called for a wholesale cull of millions of stray cats. And, to be honest, I'm inclined to agree with him"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mia Farrow's son dead at age 27
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Stop copying me." "Stop copying me." "I mean it." "I mean it." "Hillary is a dum dum." "Trump is a dangerous demogogue and a threat to the very idea of democracy." "Ah HA, made you stop"
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Coke returns to Pirates clubhouse after 31-year absence. With nothing to lose, team is in a dealing mood
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Energy expert on Trump's plan to seize Iraq's oil as a reimbursement for our military commitments: "it's hard to overstate the stupidity of this idea"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Handy cleaning service, 50% discount. Misogynistic joke deleted here. (Sponsored Link)
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Sheriff's department arrests kid for exposing teacher to chalk. Deadly, deadly chalk
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After 20 years, Mr. Parker and Mr. Stone still have no idea what they're doing. "How do we tell Comedy Central we don't have a show?"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Today in CITATION NEEDED, televangelist Jim Bakker claimed people "speaking up for our Constitution are mysteriously dying" and that more suspicious deaths will take place in the future
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I despise my sister-in-law but tolerate her because my brother adores her. She hates me too. I adopted some shelter dogs, and when she heard their names she accused me of stealing names she picked for her future kids. What the f*ck?"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Bayer-Monsanto deal seeds doubts and fears in Europe
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Texas: Okay, here's the $1.9 mil we agreed to to settle the Sandra Bland death thing. Lawyers: What about the other agreement we made? The one about retraining the police? Texas: Do what now?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Noted presidential historian and American political scientist Bono weighs in on election: "Donald Trump is potentially the worst idea that ever happened to America, potentially"
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Autonomous ships will hit the water by 2017. Although the idea of a boat propelling itself without a captain is nothing new. Right, Captain Hazelwood?
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Noted humanitarian Ted Nugent has a few ideas he'd like to share about the St. Cloud mall stabbings
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Break out the dynamite. The dead humpback whale that washed up on an Oregon beach then floated off with the high tide is back again
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China to US voters: Relax, guys. It's totally cool if you elect Trump. He's a world class leader and dealing with him won't put us in a stronger position in any way. We promise
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: FRESHeBUDS Pro magnetic bluetooth earbuds; water resistant, noise cancelling. And sure to get lost in your gym bag with the $2 set you got on your last airplane flight. (Sponsored Link)
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Hate muppet Pat Robertson says "radical socialist Obama will bring death to America"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife filed for divorce; we stayed in it for the kids. I've met someone else; we're getting married. My daughter called my new girlfriend a whore; turns out, my ex is telling the kids she's the reason we broke up. What do I do?"
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My best friend asked me to be her maid of honor; the theme is Mardi Gras, and she told us all that the groomsmen would throw beads at the bridesmaids and we'd have to flash our breasts. I agreed, but now I'm having regrets. What do?"
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Richard Dreyfuss: I'm neither dead nor Julia Louis-Dreyfus' dad, but thanks for your concern
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter user teaches Curt Schilling why punishing someone the government has only accused of a crime is a bad idea
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
She-Hulk is going to become grim dark after her cousin's death
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Virginia Clinton, Bill's mom, was a dead ringer for Monica Lewinsky. That alone, and all its Freudian implications, is enough to recommend 'Clinton, Inc.: The Movie,' a film adaptation of the 2014 book that will hit theaters on Sept 30
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
If last night's Fear the Walking Dead taught us anything, it's that zombie blood is the most overused plot device in history and Brenda Strong must be an expensive guest star. Also, the show is still directionless [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Politico)
 
 
 
I see your GWB, Obama and even future-president Clinton or Trump and raise you James "I have no idea what I'm doing" Buchanan for worst president ever
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: New iPhone 7 - enter to win contest. My 6s works just fine but I don't handle obsolescence well. (Sponsored Link)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elephant tramples tourist to death trying to take a photo. How the elephant got a camera, I have no idea
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
In 1978 the New York Times switched to a computerized system to typeset their pages. The final day was filmed with interviews of workers who are now probably dead of lead poisoning from the old Linotype system
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will Junkie Depp and Madison meet up in the aftermath of the hotel debacle? Will Alicia continue to be useful? Will Travis and Sea Coral be dull? Will the death cult be culled? It's your Fear the Walking Dead discussion thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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Sat September 17, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Set sail with 'The Walking Dead' cast on a boat full of rum and zombies. What could go wrong?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Geez, Hollywood, really no more ideas? Really? Short Circuit to get a reboot
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Edward Albee is dead. It's not my doing, I don't have the power. I'm no god. I have no power over life or death, do I?
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Fri September 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
A routine 911 call leads to the discovery of three corpses. But, it's Ohio, where dead is better
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Matt Tifft is back from his brain salad surgery, and Minichek is going to have to deal with the ramifications of heating up Cold Custard as the NASCAR truck series heads to Chicagoland Speedway for the Corn 225, 8:30 PM ET on FS1
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't worry about Hillary being sick. She's already dead
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Two months FREE Audible.com. Choose from over 180,000 audiobooks. Here's your chance to make recommendations. (Sponsored Link)
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(US News)
 
 
 
One in four Medicare patients uses their blood pressure medications incorrectly. The other three didn't have any blood pressure issues until they had to deal with being treated through the Medicare system
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
DEA: 'La la la la la... I cannot hear you if you are talking... la la la la la... marijuana is still the flame that lights the fuse... la la la la la'
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Thu September 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Death Road" preventing relief supplies from reaching Aleppo. Where's Furiosa when we need her?
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(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to fake your own death? A new book goes through all the things you need to think about. The best part is, it isn't illegal. "It's surprising more people don't do it," a judge says
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Is there any better venue for Adam Savage to tell Mythbusters stories than in a Porsche GT3 being driven around Toronto by Deadmau5? Probably, but I don't care
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: 4-port USB universal travel charger. "Uses top-grade microchips & built-in fail-safes to ensure full power & full safety." Samsung may want to take some notes. (Sponsored Link)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was driving and hit a 5-year-old. I was not charged; he ran out onto the road while his mother was distracted. He is permanently disabled; I have PTSD now. I have no insurance and was told to sue the parents. Should I?"
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
If someone beats you out for a teaching job, don't mail him four dead skunks and a raccoon
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(PBS)
 
 
 
CDC says the most common work related injury is hearing loss. Which is different than the cases of selective hearing loss that most people encounter when they are dealing with government workers
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ramsay Bolton's extremely satisfying death-by-dog in Game of Thrones was almost a lot more gore-laden than what we eventually got
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama signs sweet new deal with Israel. $38 billion over 10 years and in return the US taxpayer gets
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Drake bought his neighbour's $3 million home so he'd no longer have to deal with noise complaints
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
While everyone is focused on the Clinton Foundation, the public is completely ignoring how the Trump Organization's many shady foreign dealings could completely upend US National Security
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: $29 for a $50 store credit to Contenders Clothing. I need an '80s movie training montage here. (Sponsored Link)
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Brandon Marshall loses endorsement deal, vows to continue kneeling during National Anthem. I don't know why the Jets still pay this guy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I are 29; we've been together for three years, married for one. I'm lesbian, my wife is bisexual. Before we met, she was engaged to marry a soldier who was killed in action; she keeps a shrine to him. Should I be jealous?"
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Tue September 13, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
AJ Styles is WWE World Champion, Heath Slater has a job, and Becky Lynch is the hottest WWE Smackdown Women's Champion ever. Vince is dead, isn't he? LIVE from PHILLY, THIS is YOUR Smackdown Live discussion thread (8pm ET on USA)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time General Petraeus fainted during a Congressional hearing? That Hillary, though -- deathbed for sure
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lewis Merenstein, best known as producer of Van Morrison's iconic "Astral Weeks" and "Moondance" albums, and whose work Morrison assessed with the usual dickishness in later interviews, is dead at 81
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"I've never seen so many dead hookers, Congressman Boustany." LORD KNOWS I HAVE
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: How can I tactfully tell my wife she's starting to grow a mustache and needs to shave it off?"
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Martin Shkreli learns that trolling Patton Oswalt is a bad idea
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: It's never too soon for a good deal
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(The Local)
 
 
 
French emergency services called into Paris catacombs after illegal drug-fueled party goes bad. Current estimates are six million dead
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(Komo)
 
 
 
And then there are those times when living in a community with a strict Homeowner's Association doesn't seem like a bad idea after all
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska company protesting the $500K in fines levied by the state in the death of a worker who was injured when a trench he was working in collapsed, but was killed when somebody thought it would be a good idea to use an excavator to dig him out
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
For once, Fear the Walking Dead's characters were actually competent and managed to overcome ridiculously awful writing, though Junkie Depp's attempts at chemistry were laughable. Though you hope Brenda Strong will be main cast [Warning: Spoilers]
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Media: "We give Trump a free pass and crack down on Clinton because that's what voters do." And I wonder where the voters got the idea to do that? ...say, do you hear hooves?
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(Nation Multimedia (Thailand))
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman: "Hollywood is out of ideas"
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will Alicia put on bike shorts? Will Ilene forgive Elena? Will Ruben Blades return? Will Junkie Depp's skills help the cult? Will we see more of the boring father and son? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will New England be able to defeat Arizona without the Deflator General or will the Cardinals defense simply peck the Patriots to death? It's your Sunday Night Football thread live on NBC at 8:30 eastern
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here is a picture of a 3D book that looks like Albert Einstein's head
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump calls his friend and ghostwriter of "The Art of the Deal" an "irrelevant dope basket case." No word if he's also deplorable
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: iPhone 7 Razor Armor Shockproof & Scratch Resistant Case. The headphone jack issue is bizarre but the new camera upgrades are tempting. I for one welcome my continued Apple overlords. (Sponsored Link)
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(Morning Ticker)
 
 
 
Scientists develop radiation technology to read books while they're still closed. Big deal, subby developed similar technology 30 years ago for comp lit classes
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Sat September 10, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Grease creator kills off the 'dead Sandy' theory
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, we haven't heard from Minnesota's favorite wackadoo Michele Bachmann lately. Wonder what she's up to ... oh dear lord
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas struggles with rising maternal death rate. If only there were some agency that could help women plan for entering into parenthood that hadn't been vilified by state politicians
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Teenager who caused a brain-eating amoeba to starve to death learns he still has to go back to school (Some Not safe for work ads on site)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sisyphus successfully pushes ceasefire deal up Russian hill
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Blossom the cat had no idea she was different after she lost her eyes - especially since she has found her forever home with other felines who feel the same way. She may be blind, but can still see it's time for Caturday
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Twenty-two people share stories about the kindest thing that people have ever done for them. Yes, even if you're dead inside you'll feel something
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Don't you wish your car dealership had a real race track for you to test drive your next new car? Welcome to the world's first
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Tragically Hip's Gord Downie isn't dead yet, and he has a new album and graphic novel coming out
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
General Motors Co. is recalling about four million vehicles worldwide to fix an airbag software defect that has been linked to one death
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Remember the scene in Warlock: The Armageddon where the birds just dropped dead from the sky? Yeah, it's like that
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hollywood is not just out of ideas, it's almost out of business
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Raspberry Pi 3 Model B kit with 7" LCD display touch screen. (Sponsored Link)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have been married ten years and my mother-in-law has become my best friend. But my husband is a drunken cheater and my MIL knows nothing of our troubles. I want a divorce but don't want to lose my friendship. What should I do?"
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(FIRE)
 
 
 
Colleges are beginning to embrace the radical idea of 'intellectually challenging spaces.' What a progressive time we live in
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chicago reaches 500 homicides in 2016 after deadly Labor Day weekend, approximately equivalent to the annual total across the whole of England and Wales
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Thu September 08, 2016
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Bad ideas: Travelling to Canada to see your girlfriend using an air mattress to get there
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scientists: DEA's Kratom ban will hinder studies on treating pain and addiction. DEA: no1curr
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Who says manufacturing is dead, when US factories post massive number of job openings? Well, the fact that they're not actually trying to fill them is kind of a clue
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
My idea for a game changer is to immediately create a homeless shelter on an old Navy ship. I foresee no possible issues with this plan
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Nearly complete short version of lost 1929 silent movie by acclaimed director Yasujiro Ozu discovered after death of Kyushu film buff. It still needs restoration for October screening, so be like an Ozu camera and don't move
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Joe Manganiello is Deathstroke
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Try the Five-Four Club - clothing shopping service for men. (Sponsored Link)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Montel Williams admits he's turned to dealing drugs to survive
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have to keep a limited social media profile because I've been a stalking victim for quite some time. I am happily engaged, but my fiancé's sister ignores my repeated pleas and keeps posting photos of me online. What should I do?"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Geophysicists figure out how to carbon-date groundwater: "There are certain age dating techniques that you can use to give you an idea of that water's past life"
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Leader of the Ferguson Missouri protests is found shot dead in a burning car. Police there suspect that maybe, perhaps, foul play was involved
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Health perks from pet ownership include mood, heart health, lower allergies, ability to wake up instantly in the dead of night once you hear that goddamn cat hacking up a furball into your shoes again
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
The American death penalty is dying
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's Grand Mufti responding to criticism from Iran's Supreme Leader about deaths during the haj says Ayatollah Khameni and his fellow ayatollahs aren't actually Muslims but "sons of the Magus" Seekrit Zoroastrians?
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
"If you said 'I have this great idea for a comedy, you have the last human in the universe and for company he has a hologram of his dead bunk mate and a life form evolved from the ship's cat and some dodgy old mechanoid,' it wouldn't be made today"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Renault announces it will stop building diesel passenger cars and says the technology is dead: "Tougher standards and testing methods will increase technology costs to the point where diesel is forced out of the market." Thanks, VW
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(Vice)
 
 
 
What IS the DEAL with Seinfeld's theme song?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Karma Go hotspot. Mobile wi-fi hotspot with 50GB data for one month. That's a lot of Pokemon Go. (Sponsored Link)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The government keeps records obtained from gun dealers. However, because the NRA hates America, they're not allowed to do keyword searches because maybe one day the government will come and take your guns away. So, thousands of crimes go unsolved
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
KAPOW BLAM POW! Batman director Leslie H Martinson dead at age 101
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Tue September 06, 2016
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
The media treated the death of conservative icon Phyllis Schlafly much differently from that a liberal counterpart
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
While it's usually a good idea to try to eliminate the middlemen, you're going off the rails when it's the pimp and the drug dealer, doctor
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why the meme-production complex is still buzzing over a long-dead Cincinnati Zoo gorilla. "As the world gets weirder, the stock of unmanaged weird events, and resulting unprocessed emotions, can only grow, seeking outlets in Harambe moments"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The trouble with measuring and tracking accidental gun deaths is no one agrees on what constitutes an accident
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
New 'The Walking Dead' season 7 teaser proves it's now Negan's world
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin says he will visit Uzbekistan on Tuesday to "pay his respects" following the death of its leader, and while he's there he may do a little sight-seeing, check out the furniture in the presidential palace, maybe take some window measurements
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Rolo travel bag. Organization luggage for minimalist packing geniuses. Dungeon Master approved portable hole sadly not available for the rest of us. (Sponsored Link)
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Mon September 05, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a Spanish disco dance troupe doing an interpretive dance about cats
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Kevin Owens Show. Why did Triple H turn on Seth? Did Stephanie have any idea? Where's Poochie in all of this? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30 on the network
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of the tenth episode of Fear the Walking Dead, which featured--get this--a lot of people doing crazily stupid shiat except for Sea Coral, who actually managed to do something somewhat useful in the zombie apocalypse [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
50 years ago, Jerry Lewis hosted his first MDA Labor Day Telethon. Come for the reunion with Dean Martin, stay for the final wharbling notes of "You'll Never Walk Alone"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mac cyber security bundle. When you don't trust your Mac. Does not include tin foil. (Sponsored Link)
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
How do you most effectively deal with bullies, bigots, haters? Easy, use non-complementary behavior
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Crikey, Bindi Irwin remembers her father on the 10th anniversary of his death
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Sun September 04, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Fishing, tattoos, jumping out of a moving truck to your death...that's Florida
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Strand and crew escape the hotel California? Will Travis survive life with Chris? Will Junkie Depp leave the cult? What stupid decisions will be made? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
What do you do when dead cows wash up on your beach? Surely you can't dynamite them like whales
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Once drones get artificial intelligence, we're all dead
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"The media's five unspoken rules for covering Hillary" misses the crucial #6: Learn how to evade her Five-Finger Vince Foster Death Punch
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
"As '70s as [progressive] rock, fondue and woodchip wallpaper, and mad as a lift full of wolves, it's a film full of intriguing ideas, pretentious chatter and incongruous images." Of course, they're talking about Zardoz
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(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
We call 'em Boeing bombs. See that peanut? Dead givewaway
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
There's a vertically floating dead tree trunk in Crater Lake. Known as the "The Old Man Of The Lake", it's been floating and traveling around the lake for at least 120 years
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's entirely reasonable that the Braves would consider signing Tebow to a minor league deal, seeing as how neither has been relevant in baseball for a decade
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Sat September 03, 2016
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
It is not so much that Trump is attempting to restore the idea of American exceptionalism to prominence. No, his mission is much simpler. He merely seeks to place the blame on someone else
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why can't the US track immigrants who overstay their visa deadlines?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer shows the world how to deal with a heckler
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Rosetta Stone language box set. The English version could be fascinating. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri September 02, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
After the tragic death of Gene Wilder this week, take a trip back to 1976 and watch the behind the scenes making of Silver Streak
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese NOPE bridge closed to upgrade the area due to the high number of visitors and NOT because it's a giant deathtrap
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hey, remember back in 2008 when the Clinton campaign accused Obama of being a drug dealer?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian Pastor says he resurrected a dead woman by "Sending a text message through Facebook". Jesus strangely unavailable for comment
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Someone else is giving the idea of carbonated milk a try. Also, mixing milk with fruit juice of different types. Sure sounds appetizing. Subby prefers his milk in the seldom tried "ice cream" format
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
World War Two pilot says he has no idea what happened to the City of Virginia Beach after it sputtered out and crashed near Sacramento, although we can assume it was overrun by tourists
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The trailer for Ash vs. Evil Dead season two is here, and it features Ash mocking Donald Trump and vowing to make the world great again from deadites
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of all states saw an increase in new businesses last year. Unfortunately they were companies dealing with foreclosure, declaring personal bankruptcy, relocation to somewhere less expensive
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(The Chive)
 
 
 
A 2-year-old shows how we should all be dealing with those "moral dilemma: who should you kill?" type questions that are sweeping the internet
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Not much else to say about this one except it's two giant killer hornet colonies battling each other to the death
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge - enter to win contest. Enter with Facebook login *or* email address. Is this the one you can pour water on? (*legal disclaimer: don't actually pour water on your phone please) (Sponsored Link)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My grandmother is dying, and my father has decided that when she passes, he will not tell his institutionalized adopted brother because he worries it will cause him to descend back into drugs. I say he has to know. Who's right?"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Bill Nye (the science guy) is finally getting another TV show... meanwhile, Beakman is drinking himself to death in an alley somewhere
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band perform the longest US show in their history at 3:52, or approximately the amount of time it took the Grateful Dead to announce a chord change
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Wed August 31, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
After suffering brain damage, paralysis and the deaths of their children, Aurora massacre survivors now owe the theater where they nearly died $700,000 for the privilege
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau gets makeover into new Captain Canuck
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Remember the 'alien megastructures' idea to explain a weirdly dimming star? Looks like it's an edge-on, circumstellar disk instead
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In the competition between ISIS and White Right Wing Extremists for Most Dead Americans Since 2002, the winner is...
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
What's the big deal if men wrestle women in a live match? It's all fake anyways. Unless you are the the New York State Athletic Commission that shut an entire event down over combat laws (with video)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man upset by 13-year prison sentence, upgrades it to death by indoor skydiving
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not content with placing people in prison for an ounce of weed, DEA decides that it's time to make possession of Kratom And Mitragynine a felony too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Foreign hackers access voter registration records in Arizona and Illinois. Which is no big deal since half the people registered to vote in Illinois are dead, and for half the voters in Arizona it's just a matter of time
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Negan's victim in The Walking Dead finale doesn't really matter. Unless it's Glenn, of course, or Maggie, or Daryl, or Rick, or God forbid, Carl
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My coworker and I were having lunch and one of our other coworkers walked in; she was dressed up and we called her Miss Samoa because she looked like she was in a beauty pageant. Now HR is investigating us. What did we do wrong?"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Innori virtual reality headset. NOW we're starting to look like the 1980s set in Disneyland's Carousel of Progress. What's your favorite VR content / app / website? Difficulty: no porn. (Sponsored Link)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's Transfer Deadline Day in the UK, in which every major team tries to outspend each other for moderate talent. Follow along here and facepalm when your team spends £38M on an injured unknown right back from an unpronounceable country
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In Cornell study, employees who listen to upbeat songs like Yellow Submarine and the Happy Days theme are more cooperative and sharing than those who listen to downbeat songs like Smokahontas and Bela Lugosi's Dead. Still no cure for cancer
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Gatehouse Media)
 
 
 
We already miss Joe "This is a big farking deal" Biden, and he isn't even gone yet
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(WWE)
 
 
 
HOW will Daniel Bryan respond to last week's HOT FIRE from the Miz? WHAT is in store for Dean Ambrose and AJ Styles? WHEN will we see Heath Slater's 17 kids? It is YOUR Smackdown Live thread. (8pm on USA)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia store offers 80000 sq feet of land to any employees who work for them for 5 years. Good deal, eh?
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Four-foot long alligator captured in Pittsburgh area suburb woman's back yard. Officials have no idea how it got there since there are no Disney theme parks in the area
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Abu is dead. Aladdin inconsolable
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Tasmanian devils are rapidly evolving resistance to a deadly facial cancer that's brought them to the brink of extinction
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
DEA argues that the 4th Amendment doesn't apply to the prescriptions you have in your medicine cabinet
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(New Musical Express)
 
NewsFlash
 
Is Chris Brown in your deadpool?, 'cause he's in a stand-off with LAPD over a gun incident, hurling a duffle bag of drugs & guns out his window while declaring "come get me" & posting potty-mouth Instagram videos
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds wanted to make Deadpool happen so bad he paid the writers to be on set because Fox wouldn't
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: As a busy woman with a life and career, I forgot my mother's birthday. Well, I wished her a happy belated birthday but she's cut me out and refuses to talk with me because in her mind I was too late and didn't love her. What the hell"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: HDR Projects 4 Pro software. 82 choices to play with your photos. (Sponsored Link)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Oh, you think the Brexit is a done deal? Well then, does European Commissioner and James Bond villain Günther Oettinger have some surprise news for you
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
As part of the Univision deal, Gawker founder Nick Denton will be paid $200,000 to not compete (because his last media company turned out sooooooo well)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It's only been a few days since Facebook replaced its human news curators with an algorithm. Let's see how it's doi...oh dear
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Deathstroke will be the primary villain in the Batfleck movie
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump campaign runs ad pushing tax plan that Trump doesn't support. It's like they sit in a room with little plastic scissors and Elmers glue, cut things out of magazines, and the best one each day is Trump's Important Policy Idea
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumps doctor "Of course he'd be the healthiest person elected president most of them are dead. Oh yeah and Hillary's doctor commits HIPA violations"
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(Open Secrets)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's time to start singing, "Ding Dong, the Witch is dead," but does that look like a house falling from the sky to you?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Trump camp thinks it is VERY unfair that the media is focusing on the tweet Trump sent out trying to use the death of Dwyane Wade's cousin for political gain and not the condolence tweet sent "right after" by which they mean "several hours later"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey police blame forty-nine deaths on na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN heroin
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of the most recent episode of Fear the Walking Dead, in which the split-action sequences prove Junkie Depp, his mother, the rich guy, and the two girls are just idiots doing idiot things. LET'S PLAY A PIANO, THAT WON'T ATTRACT ZOMBIES
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russian journalist critical of Putin found dead of acute lead poisoning
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will Junkie Depp realize Luciana's cult is an undead trap? Will Madison and Strand go the route of Lori and Shane? Isn't Reuben Blades in this? Does anyone care about the rest? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NBC wanted to make The Walking Dead into a zombie crime drama because of course they did
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: ZUS Kevlar MFi certified 4ft lightning cable. Make sure your charging cable is protected from all the ballistics life throws at it. (Sponsored Link)
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Damn straight you don't hover a drone over actor Robert Duvall's house, you'll have to deal with his shotgun toting neighbor
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Pioneering recording engineer Rudy Van Gelder, whose work on live and studio jazz albums for Blue Note defined the classic sound of golden-era jazz, is dead at 92, but not before insulting vinyl LP fans who worship "the biggest distorter"
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sprint decides to copy T-Mobile's worst idea of 2016
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2016 claims another: Marvin Kaplan, character actor known for the sitcom "Alice" and his voice-over work as Choo-Choo on the animated series "Top Cat," dead at 89
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen to a dress submerged in the Dead Sea for three months? Luckily, someone was curious
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
ITT Tech given death sentence
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You're not really on vacation until you're drunk enough that getting a tattoo reading ''Gary Lineker shags crisps' tattooed on your chest seems like a great idea
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The woman who fell 40 feet to her death from a zip line platform had disconnected herself from the safety system, a spokesman for Go Ape Tree Top Adventure said Thursday
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie, my wife and I are in a "sexless" marriage because of no compromise and we only have sex once a year. What to do?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Multiple Blues threaten to withdraw from the exchanges unless steep rate hikes are approved. OK, now we might be looking at a death spiral
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Private prisons are crowded, understaffed, and deadly for inmates, according to researchers who just finally got around to watching Season 1 of 'Orange is the New Black'
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mom charged in death of malnourished son found in closet. She figured if she kept him in the closet, he wouldn't need any food. That's the way closets work. I'm sorry, I'm her defense lawyer and I'm working on her case
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning computer security courses. CISSP certification training, VoIP, ethical hacking certification, Java Cryptography Architecture, TCP For computer networks, Mobile Application penetration testing. (Sponsored Link)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
What do you do when you discover javelinas living in your yard? Well, after you look up the word javelina, you call animal control, the police, and more with the answer being, "you deal with it." Looks like you have some pet javelinas
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(WTSP)
 
Video
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here is a leaping squirrel with his head stuck in a cup
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andrew Luck, you just signed a $140 million deal. How are you going to treat yourself?
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Weasel Zippers)
 
 
 
Syrian rebel takes trolling to a new level, calls dead Syrian soldier's mother from soldier's cell phone to tell her that he has just decapitated her son
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dear France, especially lately, we understand why you might be afraid of Islamic terrorism, but sending police to a beach to force a Muslim woman to violate her religion and disrobe at gunpoint? Yeah, You just made an ISIS recruiting video for them
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Good idea: Giving your baby a bottle. Bad idea: Giving your baby a bottle of beer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shoulda got married in China, guys. You'd get a free motorcycle out of the deal (pics)
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Good idea: Uniforms for the Olympic team. Bad idea: Uniform luggage for the Olympic team
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sure cancer sucks, but this German man is live blogging his own death because he wants to go out with "Swag"
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Seven ideas that almost made into the 'Alien' franchise
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother has always smothered me and been clingy. She doesn't want to be alone and I am all she has. She even makes me sleep in her bed. It wouldn't be so bad but my college classmates are making fun of me"
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you had to deal with the triple-digit heat on a daily basis, you'd drive aggressive too
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
With 4 days left before the deadline, these candidates have successfully filed to be on the presidential ballot in MN: Hillary Clinton, Darrell Castle, Dan Vacek, Alyson Kennedy, Jill Stein, "Rocky" Roque De La Fuente, Evan McMullin, Gary Johnson
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Linux for beginners e-learning course bundle. "Linux, because we don't need no steenkin' Blue Screen of Death" (Sponsored Link)
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(It's Nice That)
 
 
 
Artist Roger Dean, known for his album artworks for Yes and Asia, has created a series of six stamps for the Isle of Man Post Office
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Wed August 24, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Virus hunters searching bat cave for deadly diseases, will move on to Fortress of Solitude and Hall of Justice next
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: I'm shocked, SHOCKED; my best friend suggested a menage a trois
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
You might be a ballsy, but not too bright wannabe arms dealer if you break into the State Police Firearms Training Unit and steal 11 non-lethal training guns and their ammo
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently tired of being doomed to repeat it, two Harvard historians propose the next president create a Council of Historical Advisers who can tell him if an idea has been tried before and how it worked out last time
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Bob Odenkirk nabs book deal to write essays about his life and comic journey
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(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
If your dog is urinating blood, and you're experiencing vertigo, sores and hair loss, your water just might be contaminated by a burial site of lab animals, dead fetuses, and radioactive material
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I got married five years ago; it's never been great marriage. I love my wife most of the time. An ex emailed me, we met, my wife found out, demanded my passwords, and won't let me go out with friends. Tell me she's being overbearing"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump really, really hates the idea that some rich people actually carry through on their claims that they will give money to charity
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ryan Lochte offered new endorsement deal with the "crowdfunded blowjob robot everyone is talking about"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Best Buy: "I'm not dead." Dead Collector: "Ere, he says he's not dead." Large Man: "Well, he will be soon, he's very ill." Best Buy: "I'm getting better"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Kama the surfing pig hanging 10 on some gnarly waves
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pro Unity 3D Game Design course. I can't believe Unity hasn't been taken for a supervillain name yet. Design a game for him/her. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
One book, one hero, one side to win. It's a certain kind of magic to make this story sing. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "I'm seriously running out of ideas here" edition
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gorillas expected to freeze to death this winter, scientists predict
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Best Korea launched another missile at the ocean? Big freakin' deal. Oh, *from* the ocean? Oh, shiat
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Georgia community loses its mind after learning that the Muslims plan to open a mosque and cemetery, presumably to bury all the people they're gonna terrorize to death
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The foundry now deploying Super Heavy Infantry Vehicles to deal with the Chryssalid threat
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Whomever keeps stealing dead moose from the side of Alaska's roads, please knock it off
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so let's sit down with Chef Dog for some pasta and vegetables
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Mon August 22, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
And the Guinness World Record for the largest Blue Screen of Death goes to...
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Exxon could be the new Enron. "If, collectively, the fossil fuel companies are overstating their assets by trillions of dollars, that's a big deal"
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(Greenwood Index-Journal)
 
 
 
Half-naked, deaf man gets tased trying to swallow sock full of crack cocaine after he evidently didn't hear police telling him to stop
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Fin Balor is the Universal Champion. Roman Reigns turned heel. AJ Styles got a clean win over Cena. SummerSlam was a hell of a night. How will the cards be dealt tonight on WWE Monday Night Raw, 8PM EST on the USA Network
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's ideals of freedom and the American way have awakened the same majority of the population that led to the presidency of John C. Calhoun
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pfizer erects final deal to acquire Medivation for $14 billion
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
American journalism is dead, as written by someone from the New York Post
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
IndyCar returns to Pocono one year after the death of Justin Wilson. With Aleshin on the pole, there's bound to be clownshoes. It's the ABC Supply 500 (12PM ET, NBCSN)
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: iOS Game Development - word and math games, arcade classics, sports games, and action games. Instructor Yohann Taieb - LinkedIn says he's currently working with CBS Interactive on Fantasy Football apps. (Sponsored Link)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Mark Kirk (R-eally loud dogwhistle) says Obama is acting like the 'drug dealer in chief'
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Bad: Crashing your truck into the ER entrance to get emergency treatment for your friend. Worse: you're so high on meth you hadn't realized the friend had already been dead for more than a day
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Sun August 21, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
I have no idea what a Jandal is but stay away from cliffs
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Fear the Walking Dead returns tonight. Will Junkie Depp find the answers he seeks? (AMC 9 ET) Look, I usually don't handle these Walking Dead threads... you'll take what you get and like it
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
North Korea announces Netflix-like service Manbang. Expected differences include all superhero series being replaced by a single one of Dear Leader saving everybody
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just got carded for buying cigarettes. That's no big deal except that I turned of age to buy them 16 farking years ago. What's made you scratch your head lately?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Turns out, Donald Trump's Great Wall of Mexico wasn't the politician's idea; it's actually biblical prophesy and has everything to do with God and nothing to do with Mexico
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Only 11% of Trump supporters expect their votes to be counted correctly in November. Gee...I wonder where they got this crazy idea from?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are your job deal breakers?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey Bob, Mr. Carlin is dead
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And let's look at the Green Party's vice-presidential candidate.... Oh, dear
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Leaner, meaner, cloudier IBM forged deal with Australian Bureau of Statistics to build software that helps ABS manage the entire Australian census online securely, using expertise of IBM consultants. You can guess what happened
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Dear SEC, I saw something, I said something, but seeing as how you fined our shareholders instead of the executives who actually broke the law, you can keep the $8M reward. "I will not join the looting of the very people I was hired to protect"
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(Friendly Bounce)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook bought a car dealership in Los Angeles, which is as close as the Lakers have been to a star free agent in years
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
How's that maternal death rate working out for you Texas since you slashed funds for Planned Parenthood and women's health programs?
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Fri August 19, 2016
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
How does the Second Amendment work? Don't bother asking progressives, they have no idea
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gov. of Louisiana: Mr. Trump we are a bit too busy saving people right now to have time to deal with a campaign photo-op; If you want to help how about writing a check to a relief charity? Trump: We're on our way, do you have valet jet parking?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear advice columnist: I love throwing dinner parties, but I'm too cheap and self-righteous of an asshole to buy alcohol. How do I tell them that it's BYOB without sounding, you know, like a cheap and self-righteous asshole?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here's how your dad turned into an irrationally angry member of the walking dead
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Self-stirring camera lens mug. For World Photography Day, and the photographer in your life who knows what an f-stop is and how to take a photo without the autofocus engaged. (Sponsored Link)
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(Arch Daily)
 
 
 
Gothic tag recoils in horror; Bela Lugosi's still dead
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman finds out the hard way that it's illegal to happily stab a gila monster in the head with a screwdriver (warning: disturbing pic of dead lizard)
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Thu August 18, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
YEEHAW...Jester's dead
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dear Florida, I hope you never change. The world would have nothing to laugh at or nothing to raise their own self esteem without you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oetzi the Iceman's wardrobe was a ragtag mismatch of skins from at least five different species from like 5,300 seasons ago. I wouldn't want to be caught dead with that fashion nightmare on
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Big Data e-learning bundle: Hive, Hadoop, Spark, Pig, Cassandra, Oozie, Flume, Sqoop. Big Data πακέτο e-learning: Hive, Hadoop, Spark, Χοιρινά, Κασσάνδρα, Oozie, ρέμα, Sqoop. (Sponsored Link)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's the song "One Toke Over the Line" being performed on "The Lawrence Welk Show"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister was a professional dominatrix; she was open about it and said that she stopped because she was tired of being controlled. She was alone with my 16 year-old son the other day and I think they had sex. How do I approach this?"
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Wed August 17, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Dude I just signed a $300 million arms deal with the Pentagon At least I think I did. Man, this weed is INSANE"
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
DEA: "Marijuana has no medical use" HHS: "Marijuana has antioxidant properties. Here, check out our patent"
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
PSA: After being stopped for suspected DWI it's not a good idea to crack open another cold one in front of officers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
12-year-old girl faces online backlash for photos of her hunting trip. "Is that you Geoffrey, dear God no"
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a squirrel hopping all over the place with a cup stuck on its head
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Don't tell me local journalism is dead
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Donald Trump wearing overalls and singing the theme to 'Green Acres' at the Emmys. (with glorious video goodness)
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Great now you've pissed off your progressive base with your huge push of the Trans-Pacific Partnership deal. Thanks, Obama
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Glass coated kite strings leave three dead in India
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Wearing a red shirt is about as deadly as Star Trek makes it out to be
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have met my destiny; I have found the love of my life. Charming, wonderful, well-off, employed, and devoted to me. But it's all online; I have yet to meet him in person. I think I know what he looks like. Should we get married?"
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