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500 headlines found matching 'DEA'
Wed July 01, 2015
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Anthony Davis signs a deal that raises a few eyebrow
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(9)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coke trafficking linked to high number of deaths in Mexico
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(35)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bill Walton has seen at least 856 Grateful Dead shows. No word on whether he was dragged to any of them by Kareem Abdul Jabbar
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(59)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
After deadline passes, IMF declares that Greece is in arrears, not really understanding how Greece rolls
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(193)
 
(Clash Daily)
 
 
 
Charlie Daniels starts unhinged anti-Obama rant with "Dear Mr. President, This letter is not written in a spirit of hate, disrespect, nor is it motivated in any way by racial bias" and you can guess how it goes from there
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(248)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: It's wedding season, and I'm trying to think of an implausible scenario to write you about that won't be repetitive. Can we get a best-of column featuring the best examples of wedding questions you've received? That'd be swell"
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greece got an extension on the deadline to make IMF debts....by a whopping second
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(11)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A perfect storm of failure is about to sink the great European Union idea. Thanks Merkel
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(34)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In the most Florida story ever, former Florida State Seminoles mascot stabbed to death over argument about gumbo spices
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(42)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
On Saturday night, the Grateful Dead performed 4 songs that hadn't been played by the full band since 1967, 1968, 1970, and 1971, plus a song from 1969 that they had never played live
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(102)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Justice Scalia biatches more about gay marriage... in a death penalty case
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(168)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian engineer designs a robot that can build a house in two days. Although it still can't touch the record of putting up bricks over 48 minutes held by DeAndre Jordan
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(27)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Kasich: Hey, you know, you've already got Captain Turdweasel and his dead dog hairpiece, sure, why the hell not? I'm in. Seriously, I can't do any worse than half of you
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(63)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Woman in American hospital suffering amnesia has no idea who she is, has trouble believing that she was ever meant to be a working-class mother of four married to a carpenter
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(73)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Sixteen people hit by lightning in the mountains near Denver, 1 dog dead
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(30)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Students make a working miniature Hyperloop, proving that unlike SpaceX, some of Elon Musk's ideas might be actually feasible
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(60)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Starbucks researching a way to overcome their crippling dearth of store locations
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(9)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Three injured, one dead after a basketball tournament in Connecticut became serious business
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(33)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's a dead heat at the box office, with the dinosaurs of Jurassic World battling the emotions of Inside Out for the #1 spot, both tracking at $50 million. Ted 2 is #3 with $31 million, and war movie Max has a rough opening at #4 with $11 million
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Sat June 27, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Just an idea for Drew when he gets elected governor of Kentucky: Hire this guy to redecorate your new office at the state house. It would beer awesome
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(11)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
So, all those grassroots special interest groups trying to get the death penalty reinstated in Nebraska? Yeah, they're all funded by Governor Ricketts, who really just needs to kill somebody, guys. Just like ten people. COME ON
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(133)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Republicans have blocked research into gun violence because it may finally hammer home the need for swift gun control regulations and the fact white supremacist christian terrorists with guns are deadly
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(380)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Finding a dead body can be traumatizing, creepy, or for some people, a perfect opportunity
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(41)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Just to make sure they weren't attacked by zombies, the ancient Greeks trapped the dead in their graves by tying them, staking them, flipping them onto their stomachs, burying them exceptionally deep or pinning them with rocks or other heavy objects
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
DeadmauFive and Disney settle lawsuit over whether or not one can copyright a cartoon mouse head. Well, it's not like it matters; in five years, people will still buy Disney products, but they'll have forgotten all about Deadmouse
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(47)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Venom from the world's deadliest spider can make a man stiff in four hours
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Fri June 26, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Students who killed one of their bandmates by hazing him to death sentenced to ten years in prison. Wait, no, sorry. I forgot what state this was; they're getting ten years of probation. For murder
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(40)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a cat that can't comprehend it has a flower on its head
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(14)
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Psychologists examining 13-year old girl accused of nearly stabbing a classmate to death to impress "the Slender Man" has told them she'd do it again if he asked nicely, and that the kids from the "Harry Potter" novels come by for sleepovers
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(131)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lake Mead water level reaches a new record low. Casino deadbeats finally don't have to worry about being knocked off until there's enough rain to raise it another six feet
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(61)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
The people who serve the food at Rikers Island prison are so fond of the inmates there they serve most dishes with blue sprinkles to keep them cheerful and happily dead
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(55)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former WWE wrestler Nicole Bass learns that working out can include a deadlift, and an overhead lift. But not a grocery lift
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(29)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Taser dealer sentenced to 30 years for enticing a minor over the internet. When she turned 18, she ran to live with him, his wife and two kids: "I wanna be the best damn slave that he's ever owned"
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Thu June 25, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
We don't have any good proof of a serial killer on the loose, says the Ohio city with 2 missing and 4 dead of similar causes
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(72)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' picks 5 directors for next season, one of which shot most of 'Lost.' Maybe we'll find out Jon Snow has been dead the whole time?
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(38)
 
(Biebuzz)
 
 
 
Situation: Traffic wardens in New York give car two parking tickets. Fark: While man sits dead in driver's seat
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(47)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel invites Helen Mirren to star in next Fast & Furious: "I love Helen Mirren. Get your act together, Helen. I love you." In related news, maybe Hollywood isn't TOTALLY out of ideas
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(28)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Restaurants overprice wine because they know you have no idea"
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(27)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Umm, because he's dead?
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Wed June 24, 2015
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
How to deal with a troll headline: Read the first clause, take deep breath; read the second clause, exhale. "Trump and Christie lead the field in poll of GOP candidates voters can't see supporting"
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
A brief interview about what it was like working on the Will Ferrell/Kristen Wiig Lifetime movie "A Deadly Adoption"
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga's mind is a maelstrom of creative ideas and questions. "What blouse should I wear today" clearly isn't one of them (possibly not safe for work)
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Never fear, Turbo Kid is on the way to bring bicycle riding, laser shooting, '80s-inspired awesome to a post-apocalyptic wasteland near you. And they say Hollywood is running out of good ideas (some not safe for work violence in the trailer)
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Freddie Gray brake checked to death
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Tue June 23, 2015
(Imperial Valley Press)
 
 
 
Creator of pink flamingos is dead. Long live Pink Flamingos
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(44)
 
(Flyer Talk)
 
 
 
Dutch architect creates an airport design that solves a problem that passengers - and locals - deal with every day. Simple, obvious and very effective
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(32)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Key figure in the Benghazi attack mysteriously found dead before he could testify under oath before the House select committee. Pretty convenient for Clinton, don't you think?
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Mon June 22, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
A goat beauty pageant? That's a baaaad idea
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(30)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're on death row and your attorney files your appeal one day late so the court refuses to review it? Yeah, me too
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Sun June 21, 2015
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
30% of data center servers are using energy but functionally dead, not having been accessed in six months. Also known as "Yahoo"
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(47)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Heavy Metal House Call is dead. Here's the Obituary
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(39)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Paramount turns to unlikely candidate to pitch idea for new Star Trek TV series: An actual Star Trek fan
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(76)
 
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
You know how people say cops have the best drugs? They don't. Their dealers do, though
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(13)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Had Canada not abolished the death penalty in 1976 this 56-year old man would be getting the chair
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas pastor willing to be burned to death in a hot, torrid, flaming, pulsing fire to oppose gay marriage
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(157)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At least 3 dead and 34 injured after man drives his car in to a crowds of shoppers at 90mph before going on a stabbing spree
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(99)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska Governor Ricketts [R-eally Itching to Kill Some People Legally] is upset because India still hasn't shipped the drugs necessary for him to lethally inject death row prisoners, and they won't let him hang anyone anymore
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Fri June 19, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's giant panda, Tian Tian falling out of her hammock at the Edinburgh Zoo
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Greece in an attempt to stave off disaster, signs explosive gas deal with Russia. Which I assume means trading borscht and cabbage rolls for spanakopita with extra cucumber sauce
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(55)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
SC gov "Nikki" Haley says the SC church shooter Dylann Root, should be given the death penalty, virtually guaranteeing he will not, since she's handed him gift-wrapped grounds to appeal any sentence claiming she "poisoned" the jury pool
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(123)
 
(Some Gamer)
 
 
 
Grab your joysticks and stop looking at elf girls creepy stepdad... It's time for the Friday Fark gaming thread -- What are you playing? What have you been playing? What should others be playing? Link goes to a great site to look for deals
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(221)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
12 death loops in a death trap car
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(16)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Dear Wayne and Wanda: I'm in a serious relationship with my boyfriend. Is it okay to stay in touch with this hot stud I met on Tinder just in case things don't work out?
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Thu June 18, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Adam West (as Batman) telling schoolkids to buy US Saving Bonds to help fund the war in Vietnam
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(10)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
The greatest blockbusters that were never made. And everyone says Hollywood has run out of ideas
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(44)
 
(Americablog)
 
 
 
New deal would create jobs in rural state... nah just kidding, Nestle are closing in on a lucrative water privatization deal in Oregon
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(91)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Having brought focus on the deadly streets of Baltimore in both Homicide and The Wire, David Simon is heading to put focus on New York--specifically, the 1970s porn scene
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(28)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Funny or Die skit unveils the Clippers new logo ideas. Worth a click just to see Steve Ballmer hopping like a madman screaming "UPS, UPS, UPS"
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(12)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jennifer Rubin is concerned that Donald Trump's entry as a Republican candidate may lead to people not taking conservative ideas seriously. Let's review the key points here: Jennifer Rubin. Concerned. About not being taken seriously
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(153)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Maybe just maybe the US government should rethink putting a lab for the nation's deadly diseases in the middle of tornado alley. I mean what could possibly go wrong?
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(67)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
You know you've got a problem when your bed can't handle your 32-stone weight without turning into a death machine
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(86)
 
(Kurzweil AI)
 
 
 
Now that it's legal, scientists are finding nanosheets made of hemp could be better than graphene in making the ideal supercapacicicit... HEY... TACOS
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(22)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Thanks to FOIA, we now know just how paranoid Texas residents were about 0bama using Jade Helm 15 as cover for forcibly relocating them to FEMA death camps
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(163)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Kirk Kerkorian dead at 98. He is survived by billions of dollars
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(44)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Jack Huston has dropped out of the upcoming Crow reboot after realizing that a dead mime stuck in the 90s Marilyn Manson scene in black leather was not going to be a promising superhero franchise
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(48)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Driving around with half a dead body hanging on your vehicle is a dead giveaway that you're a hit and run drunk driver. Just sayin'
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(72)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeb vs. Hillary proves that there are no new ideas anymore. Sanders nods his head, goes back to discussing Scandinavian socialism
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(59)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Number 2 terrorist organization loses number 2 leader, likely while he was taking a number 2 at the number 2 dance last night. The new number 2 confirms the death of the old number 2
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(55)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The middle class is dead
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Mon June 15, 2015
(The Ada News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Burning body found; death deemed suspicious"
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(13)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Ice cream man shot to death. There will be a traditional sundae service
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Four dead in Ohio. This is not a repeat from 1970
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(167)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airlines now struggling to please their passengers. Maybe they should start with the simple idea that all travelers want from a flight is to get on, get there and get off
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(47)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Esperanto speakers claim the language is not quite dead yet. With a helpful picture of what an Esperanto speaker looks like
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(57)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dial it back a bit, dear
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rich Californians: "You'll have to pry our hoses from our cold, dead hands"
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(258)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines launches anti-paparazzi service for celebrities at LAX. Which is a great idea for the one time anyone who is rich or famous actually books a flight with Delta
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(20)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Dear Mr. Native New Yorker: I understand that bodega cats are sort of a treasured little oddity in New York, but I have terrible cat allergies - Can I tell bodega cat to beat it, or should I just keep my mouth shut?
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(194)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Country singer Jim Ed Brown dead at age 81, which could greatly affect his ability to ever pop a top again
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(9)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NAACP speaks up about the controversy with its Spokane chapter president: "Really? People are actually making a big deal about this?"
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(451)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Norwegian mass murderer Anders Breivik writes letter to newspaper complaining about death threats and the fact that everyone calls him a mass murderer
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(81)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I are Harry Potter fans; we were our colleges' Quidditch teams. My wife is reading the books to our 7 year-old daughter, but calling it Harriet Potter. This is worse than changing her religion without telling me. What do?"
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(130)
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
If you're going to make a big deal of signing a key player from your main rivals and parade him in front of the press, for God's sake spell your own team's name correctly on the club scarf
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(7)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Governor Ricketts [R-eally Wants To Kill Some Folks] vows that Nebraska will circumvent the FDA in buying lethal injection drugs because there wasn't a retroactive clemency given to the dozen or so inmates on death row
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(85)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Dear Coleen: My boyfriend squeaks when we have sex." Hmm ... maybe try some lube?
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(63)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
In amongst all the celebrity deaths Thursday, one slipped through the cracks somehow. RIP Rue McClanahan
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey Zimbabwe, we'll give you $5 for 175 quadrillion dollars. Zimbabwe: Deal
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(57)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Dear Sirs, I Am the Son of US President George H.W. Bush and I Have a Business Proposition for You"
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(15)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Former NWA Champion "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes is dead at age 69, will now forever wine and dine with kings and queens, no longer sleep in alleys and eat pork and beans
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(158)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Visionary jazz saxophonist Ornette Coleman dead at 85
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(43)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson thinks the Germans have some good government ideas, like the Gestapo
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(140)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Here's a reality show idea: A competition to see who gets to be in President Lindsey Graham's harem of "rotating first ladies"
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pumpkindead
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(26)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Three men injured when a jet ski explodes at a Kawasaki dealership. Michael Bay in negotiations to direct the movie
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(23)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
NBC Sports President to NHL: Hey, guys. I think it would be a good idea for marketing if all the players shaved their playoff beards
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(52)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Deadheads paranoid about concert tickets for upcoming Dead shows, forget to ponder the question "What Would Jerry Do?"
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(18)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Walking Dead' actor (keep going) cast in Marvel's 'Daredevil' (oh really?) as The Punisher (subby is in)
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(57)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson to mother who lost her three-year-old child: Be happy the child is dead. He could have been the next Hitler
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(222)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
In Japan, births hit record low as national death toll hits record high. Officials wonder how they can solve this dilemma with robots
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(72)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
At 50, Elizabeth Hurley is still varlet caterer treadle club sandwich ukulele Luxembourg kingsfoil monotreme hoosegow Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills euclidean Architeuthis بلدي الحوامات مليء الثعابين
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(66)
 
(Hawaii Public Radio)
 
 
 
Hawaii's governor is an electrical engineer, so the old "20% renewable by 2020" goal is out, replaced with "30% renewable by 2020 and 100% by 2045." Maybe electing a geek wasn't such a bad idea after all
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Mon June 08, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So what's the worst thing about having a huge house? Not finding the dead body for a few days
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(62)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
How a ninth-grade dropout, a masseur, and a low-level pot dealer with virtually no experience beat out massive conglomerates to become international weapons suppliers for the Pentagon
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(69)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Not news: After using a stunt double to win a talent show, star receives death threats. Fark: Star is a dog
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(6)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Dingbat Down: Hermann Zapf, designer of the Palatino font, dead at 96. Kerning suspected as cause of death. Memorial service with be sans Comic
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(49)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Totes adorable goats of Sunflower Farms in Cumberland, Maine go viral, again. And this time they're wearing pajamas: "They did not object at all. In fact, I think they relished the idea of wearing pajamas" (w/video)
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(31)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"(Drawdy) said he saw it on 'Dateline' approximately eight years ago and this is where he got the idea to steal the checks. And in the meantime, he has actually studied fraud"
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Look, who hasn't shipped Saudi Arabia RPGs as part of a deal to have them pick your country to host the World Cup?
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(24)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Stage shows for "Cheers" and "Brady Bunch" are in development, because the theater stealing ideas from old sitcoms is becoming the NORM
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three years ago, this kid was lured into a death chamber complete with his pre-dug grave and shot in the head by his in-laws. He lived. He set himself on fire today ... and lived again
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(93)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In shocking news, a convicted murderer who Scalia said was the perfect example of someone who deserved the death penalty turns out to be completely and 100% innocent. Good thing Scalia isn't in charge of determining if people are guilty of things
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(139)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dead lizard found in can of tomatoes by housewife cooking a curry, immediately improves quality of British cuisine by its presence
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(26)
 
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Drug dealers of yesteryear had better street etiquette than the yuppie dog owners who displaced them
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I am not dead. I am perfectly fine, planning a vacation and the pursuit of my hobbies. I'm feeling quite well and there is no cause for alarm
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(42)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
How do you deal with someone who's simply insufferable (i.e., one-ups constantly, brags about made up stuff, lies poorly, etc)?
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(470)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Will Will bleed to death? Will Jack bleed to death? Will Alana bleed to death? How good is Dr. Lecter at preparing Italian food? Find out tonight as Hannibal returns to NBC at 10 PM (9 Central)
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(23)
 
(The Joplin Globe)
 
 
 
Because the location where the bones were found is so remote, deputies are treating this as a suspicious death. The fact that they only found half a skeleton has nothing to do with it
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(27)
 
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Nebraska state senator supports the death penalty so much that he posted a picture of a woman with her head chopped off on facebook. That'll show 'em
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(82)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, Slate has cut back on ghostwriters, so here are a bunch of letters about relationships
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Montana man saves adorable baby moose he found next to the body of its dead mother. You'll never believe what happens next. Seriously. Dynamite is involved
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(73)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The man who organized an anti-Muslim protest in front of a Phoenix mosque admits that in the end it was a pretty stupid idea. "This whole thing did blow up in my face"
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(108)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Because Australia isn't deadly enough already, a killer walking fish that can live out of water is on its way
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(90)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New survey shows Barack Obama is the least popular living president - and probably less popular than most of the dead ones, too
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(179)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Every 'kiss' begins with 'Kay', but every 'NYC police steal dead man's credit card to buy diamond ring at Zales' begins with 'NYC police'
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(95)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here's an armadillo trying to climb a slippery slope
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(32)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead accepted an honorary High School diploma decades after being kicked out for focusing on the High instead of the School. Then he ditched to play in a band. Some kids never learn
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Tue June 02, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns sign 9-year-old fan to one day deal through Make-A-Wish foundation. NFL analysts call it the best signing move made by Cleveland in decades
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
North Carolina close to passing anti-abortion legislation, but will have to wait 72 hours before they decide whether it's a good idea or not
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(334)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UAB football will not get the death penalty after all, but they won't play until 2016
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(26)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(TechFrag)
 
 
 
Google and Levi's team up to create smart pants, ideal for covering up your dumb ass
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(42)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
What wacky hijinks will Dean Ambrose be up to with the stolen belt? What will Hamlet Cena say while he makes sad faces? What will The New Day drink from their flutes? Tonight RAW IS OWENS (8:00 PM ET on USA Network/pre-show 7:30 PM )
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(1259)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
During a tour stop in Israel, the Backstreet Boys decided to get baptized in the Dead Sea because they're as important as Jesus
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(86)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The Patriot Act has officially expired and NSA phone spying is dead at least for a couple days. Who are you going to call on Phone Freedom Day?
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(188)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
22-year-old Alabama man bludgeons mother to death after an argument about grades. Police have no information on which high school the man attends
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(43)
 
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
University astronomy student discovers huge tubes of plasma in upper atmosphere. Big enough deal that the article finds way to mention 'huge tubes of plasma" in every paragraph. Huge Tubes Of Plasma
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(31)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
How is all that critical, Life Or Death software actually tested?
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(27)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"If Steve Jobs's death didn't ruin Apple, the iCar surely will"
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(50)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man gored to death by future steak
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(20)
 
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
NASA: Whoever smelt it, dealt it
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(14)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Not wanting to be outdone by Baltimore, Chicago's weekend gun violence sees two dead and twenty-one wounded
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(138)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Jaws was released 40 years ago and being eaten alive from the feet up on a sinking boat is still the most petrifying death scene ever made. You can keep your 'one in 3.7 million chance'
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(65)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The death of the Patriot Act is nigh making what Congress does today actually important for once
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(104)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So much fail: A 17 year old accused of stealing a car from a dealership and crashing said car, and claimed to be an FBI agent
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(35)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Researchers at biscuit baker Thomas J Fudge discover which ten biscuits are best for closing deals at business meetings. Not surprisingly, pink wafers are "far too outrageous" for Brits to take seriously
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(12)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama Administration lays out controversial plan to save the sage grouse. It is the first grouse that Obama has had to deal with since John McCain in 2008
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(27)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Etiquette tip: Even if you're really drunk at a party, it's not good manners to snort the host's dead mother's ashes
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When at night stanley charlie went a'missin'/ They thought he'd gone to the river a'pissin'/ By the mangroves at night/ Said the crocodile 'just right'/ Left the good folks by Endeavour a'fearin'
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(11)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
So, Governor Ricketts, about those ten people on death row you still want to execute? Yeah, you can't legally import the drug you need to lethally inject them with, according to the FDA
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(69)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Brazilians love new bible-based soap opera. It probably helps that you know which characters are going to come back from the dead in advance
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(12)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Google Plus is not dead"
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(35)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Nebraska governor Pete Ricketts: "Yeah the death penalty might be abolished here but I am still going to get these 10 inmates killed regardless"
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(111)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dread Pirate Roberts sentenced to prison until he's mostly dead
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(84)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A woman called the police to ask for help with her suicidal boyfriend and they arrived armed with assault rifles, asked her to wait outside and then shot him dead"
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(213)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin writes new law that makes Russia's military death toll a state secret, adding, "MU-HA-HA-HA-HA"
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(51)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Remember how Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner had the ideal Hollywood marriage? Yeah....we should talk about thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
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(102)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Maybe these Hicksploitation TV shows aren't such a great idea after all
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(55)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Thibodeau shown Thedoor
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(65)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Antelopes in Kazakhstan no longer roaming, almost half of endangered species dead. Scientific theories include a lung disease or poisoning by rocket fuel from Russian launches at Kazakhstan's Baikonur spaceport. Either way they're not roaming
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(35)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Putin: Those FIFA guys? Honest as the day is long. Incorruptible. Shining examples of human honesty and fair dealing. Pretty handsome too. Loved by their wives, Morgan Fairchild, whom they've seen naked
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(160)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Supreme Court agrees to settle the meaning of "one person one vote." Or as they call it in Illinois, "one dead person three votes"
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(159)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Political centrism is dead
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(241)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wall St. up on news of deal between Greece, creditors
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(3)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Greece's creditors: we're not even close to a deal
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(15)
 
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Are you into natural, traditional, unprocessed foods? Then you're an elitist monster with no idea what traditional food was really like
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(60)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"If you vote to abolish the death penalty, I will kill you." I guess this proves the "deterrence" argument
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(101)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
If flooding and washed out homes and roads wasn't enough now Texans are having to deal with floating balls of AW HELL NO
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(144)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother-in-law acts like she's the mother to my kids. She wrote a story for my daughter where a girl's parents died and she went to live with the grandparents and said it was a happy ending. Should I fear for my life?"
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(73)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders' kickoff rally did not cater to the usual Democratic supporters, but it did cater to a right-winger's stereotypical idea of a Democratic supporter
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(178)
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
29 shot, 9 dead in Ballujah over the Memorial Day weekend
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(135)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas floods were powerful enough to raise the dead
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(27)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
A rookie mistake many first time drug dealers make is arranging sales via Craigslist (Bonus: This is your mugshot .... ON WEED)
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(16)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Paula Cooper, the youngest person on Death Row, is no longer so
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(60)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What everybody seems to be forgetting is that Australia never gets cold enough for the Gorillas to freeze to death
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(17)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Seven adorable animals that will mercilessly murder you dead to death (not a slideshow)
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(34)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham says he can tell Iran is lying about wanting a peace deal because he ran a pool room when he was a kid. Yes, that's what he actually said. No, this isn't from The Onion
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(104)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
We're live on air here and later we'll be clubbing a small animal to death with a bicycle pump. Here's Sofia with the weather
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(99)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
HOW will John Cena answer Kevin Owen's attack from last week? WILL Dean Ambrose avenge his assault by Seth Rollins? WILL ANYONE show up to the thread tonight? LIVE from LONG ISLAND, THIS is YOUR Memorial Day Edition of WWE RAW (8pm ET on USA/pre-show 7:30pm)
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(1142)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The Death of Animu
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(141)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Man. Who could have imagined that Chris Brown would be a deadbeat dad
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(50)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Good idea: Tipping your waitress. Bad idea: Trying to put the money down the front of her shirt (w/video)
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(74)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, how has the Senate been doing under the "new and improved" management this year? Oh, dear
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(63)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
What's cooler than night air refueling? Night fueling through IR. And cooler than night fueling seen through IR? Seen through IR with a giant FULL MOON. And cooler than that would require the Death Star III crashing into the moon
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(11)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the West Final game 4: After mimicking the Rangers PP in game 3, look for the Hawks to not do that a second time, remind everyone that they are not dead yet, while we Fark in your general direction at 8:00ET
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(1144)
 
(WOAI San Antonio)
 
 
 
Mexican standoff ends with 40 dead
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(90)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Deadpool visits a kid in the hospital, gives him some pointers on kicking cancer's ass
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(32)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Farmer catches sex offender in his underwear, says he has no idea how he got in his underwear in the first place
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(34)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Deadly rabbit fever now being studied in human vaccine research, although scienticians are having problems with some of the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodents you ever set eyes on
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Leah Remini still dealing with the fallout of leaving the cult of Scientology, says she wishes she were in a Kevin James movie at this point
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(66)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Legalization threatens drug dealer revenue." Well, duh
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The AP had a chance to review the security video of the Waco "biker brawl." Seems the official version may have a few more holes in it than all those dead bikers put together
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(325)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
In France, drug dealers offer loyalty cards
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(8)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
And now, for no reason whatsoever, women try their hand at drawing an "ideal penis" (Not safe for work)
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(31)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
One in seven people on the planet still live without electricity. No one had any idea that Duke Energy had that many customers
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(36)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dear Doctor, Thanks for performing my Caesarian five days ago. One slight problem - my bowel and intestines just fell out
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(60)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
DEA agents: Wait, you mean we're not allowed to have a side job running a strip club with hookers? That is some harsh shiat right there
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(37)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Good news for middle-aged drug dealers in NYC, the police no longer want to arrest you
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(31)
 
(Vancity Buzz)
 
 
 
Asking the public for help naming your new ship is a good idea, unless the public hates you
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(48)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Last year a Cleveland man was found wandering on the highway, covered with blood and his penis missing, after someone attacked him with a knife. Now he's been found dead. Cleveland police say there's nothing suspicious about any of it
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(46)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, I am obsessed with the bathroom habits of my coworkers. Should I talk to them about this?
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(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Approximately 1,000 weapons were found at the scene of the deadly Waco biker gang fight. So with 170 arrested and 9 killed, that's... *cranks handle of old-timey adding machine* ... approximately 5.6 weapons per gang member
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(229)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Scientists have genetically engineered a virus that can infect bacteria and remove their antibiotic resistance. Next, they will, of course, engineer a prion to kill the virus, and then hope the prions all freeze to death by winter
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How death metal cured my hatred for yoga, cookies
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
So setting your parachute on fire is a bad idea. Who knew?
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(35)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska Legislature sentences death penalty to death
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(78)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
If these dogs drinking from a hose don't make you smile, you are dead inside
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(19)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
That new secret trade deal is actually a whole lot worse than anyone suspected
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(276)
 
(The Tablet (UK))
 
 
 
"GraveTalk, a new resource to help get people talking about death and dying, includes 52 cards with questions like, "What would you like your legacy to be?'', "What does it mean to have a good death?" and "What does a roadside shrine mean to you?"
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(56)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Husband can't bear to be apart from dead wife so buys ice coffin to keep her body at home. True love never dies
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(40)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
5/20 New Comics Previews: Something something Deadpool in Secret Wars
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anyone in the mood for adventure and certain death? Iraq is looking for volunteers to take back Ramadi
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(138)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Wells presents Barry with a life changing choice in the finale of season 1 (CW 8ET) Later on iZombie Liv and Clive investigate the death of a journalist who was investigating a popular energy drink (CW 9ET) Shut up Iris
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(325)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Samsung putting finishing touches on Cloud City-like USA headquarters building in San Jose. Guess they had a deal
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(16)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
$100K settlement finally reached over deaths of two people who drowned in tank full of molasses. If only there were some kind of analogy for how slowly justice moves sometimes
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(56)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
New bladeless wind turbine will vibrate birds to death
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(98)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: "I've given the president an earful about how this trade deal will damage this nation. But I can't share my criticisms with you." Obama: So, you don't have any specific criticisms, huh?
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(305)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Bill approving Tesla to directly sell cars to customers in Texas dies in committee. According to representative Senfronia Thompson, "It would have been wiser if Mr. Tesla had sat down with the car dealers first." Zombie Nikola unavailable for comment
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(114)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
So, we've all been told it's not a good idea, but what really does happen if you drink saltwater? It's a bit involved, but the upshot is...don't
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(14)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
This just in: Tokugawa Ieyasu, first Tokugawa shogun, is still dead
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(18)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Barack Obama gets his own twitter account, follows some of his favorite sports teams, sees his follower count skyrocket, and... oh, oh dear
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(422)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you're an American, the idea of retiring in a Mexican beach community in a condo sounds like delightful. Until the Mexican government decides to seize the condo and there's nothing you can do about it
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(189)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(The Morning Star)
 
 
 
So many people are sleeping in garbage cans that companies that empty dumpsters are installing CCTVs on their trucks so they don't crush any more of them to death
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(77)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Why the Tsarnaev death will be the last federal death penalty case
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(97)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
On second thought, dropping 700,000 tires into the ocean may not have been the best idea
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(94)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(KWTX Waco)
 
NewsFlash
 
Nine dead and multiple injuries in biker gang shooting in Waco, Texas
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(662)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oklahoma U geologists: Fracking injection wells are causing the 500-fold increase in earthquakes. Oil company CEO to OU dean: Have these people fired
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(97)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"While more traditional professional sports struggle with getting people to attend events in person, polo does not have the same problem. A dearth of media coverage certainly adds to the attractiveness of attending polo matches"
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(13)
 
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
Today would have been Dennis Hopper's 79th birthday. Celebrate how much of a badass he was by watching his "Russian Dynamite Death Chair Act" from 1983
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(33)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
Drunk woman launches Chevy Blazer into the air, rotating it one and a half times, hits billboard 30' in the air and finally lands on cars at auto dealership. Ta da
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How does eccentric New Orleans music wizard Quintron busy himself while dealing with stage IV lymphoma? By turning the weather into sound, that's how
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(5)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan may flee the US if she doesn't finish her community service on time. Meth dealers extremely concerned about the possible massive hit to their profits
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(40)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Blue Bell sounds the death knell for hundreds of ice cream workers
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(43)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Morsi sentenced to death. Johnny Marr unavailable for comment
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(55)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's already Friday, so here's the Fark Weird News Quiz. I mean, it isn't like you're sitting around reading breaking news or anyth-- oh dear
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(11)
 
(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Map shows "most distinctive" causes of death in each state, so congratulations on your syphilis, Louisiana, and you, too, on your "legal intervention," Nevada
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(129)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Thibodeau expects to be the Bulls' coach next season, bringing the total number of people who think this to "one"
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(31)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
"Are heated sidewalks a good idea for Montreal?" Duh
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(62)
 
(BareFoot MusicNews)
 
 
 
The King is dead, Long live the King
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(8)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
UFC's Corey Hill dead at 36 after battle with pneumonia. Tough break (Update: His wife says he's not dead, please pray for him)
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(32)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
U2 drummer Larry Mullen Jr. on the death of his father Sunday as the band prepared to kick off their world tour in Canada: "Nice timing, dad"
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(23)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Greece warns that it could run out of money "in a couple of weeks." U.S. Treasury says that it's no big deal since they're still going strong after running out of money back in 1968
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(33)
 
(Money Control (India))
 
 
 
Walmart takes on Amazon Prime with unlimited shipping for $50/yr, which is an even better deal if you factor in never having to deal with The People of Walmart
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(68)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Ohio Republicans have brilliant new idea for preventing voter fraud. It is poll taxes
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(87)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you don't switch to a Mediterranean diet immediately you'll be dead yesterday
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(55)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, you may like your job, but did getting it involve a baptism in raw sewage and wearing a dead goat as a costume?
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(40)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
News: Clarkson and co have 'genius' idea for new show title. Fark: completely ripped off a Netflix show
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(43)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You know you're a hardcore Republican if you think Senator McCain is such a traitor to the country he deserves to be "hung by the neck until dead"
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(52)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman joins the 1,000 Pound Club by doing a 355 lb. squat, a 235 lb. bench press and a 410 lb. deadlift... not including his big brass balls
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Four words you never expected to hear together: Death by atomic wedgie
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(47)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Obama's trade plan in jeopardy because of lackluster Democratic support, Republicans are talking about helping the President by sweetening the deal by limiting the Democrats congressional debate
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(95)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have what I thought was a perfect marriage. I went to use his computer and discovered he chats online to strangers about our sex lives. Is this a big issue for our marriage or am I overreacting?" WELCOME TO FARK
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(181)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Fox is developing another version of 24, this time without Jack Bauer. WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS
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(27)
 
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Cosmology is out of ideas
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(26)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Oculus Rift meets Smell-O-Vision in likely the worst idea in virtual gaming to come along since...well, ever
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(13)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Dark Web drug dealer busted by phony mailman
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(6)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"'OTT': Three letters buried in the Verizon-AOL deal explain the whole thing"
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(18)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Brooklyn artist selling his Facebook password in most worthless artistic endeavor since Toto
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(37)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The real reason Carly Fiorina was fired from HP? She was too much of an innovator, too much of an outside-the-box thinker, too scary in her big ideas for the company. But she won't let that get her down, it's the price of being a leader
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(199)
 
(ANSA (Italy))
 
 
 
Pope Francis: "Many powerful people don't want peace because they live off war...Some powerful people make their living with the production of arms. It's the industry of death"
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(92)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It turns out the ancient Egyptians were big fat scammers. Especially when they ran out of dead cats
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(48)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will Sansa marry Ramsay? How will Daenerys deal with last week's tragic loss? Does Jon Snow finally learn? Find out in "Kill the Boy." It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread. The swordplay begins at 9PM ET on HBO
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(342)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
86 year old arrested for 50 years of cashing pension checks written to her long-dead parents. Case was broken when pension agency decided to ask how well the 110 and 112 year olds were faring
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(13)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
The world's most deadly bodies of water include a river filled with gold, silver, copper, and acid, a lake contaminated with radioactive waste, and a lagoon full of car parts, dead animals, and excrement
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(55)
 
(MediaPost)
 
 
 
Don Draper, Maverick Ad Man, Dead at 88
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(30)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you just said, so here are two Baikal seals dressed up as Soviet-era soldiers
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(31)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mick Huckabee sermon from 1979 where he claims that alcohol, porn, and Monty Python's Life of Brian are destroying society. Neglects that the real enemy is the farking Judean's People Front. SPLITTERS
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(144)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Bad idea: Showing up to your DUI hearing drunk. Worse idea: Drunk driving to the liquor store during a recess
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(25)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a dead body found hanging in a tree. Then things get weird
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Research finds that the Atkins diet has one small side effect besides possible weight gain ... early death
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(139)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Southern Maryland Newsnet)
 
 
 
Mom, why does this milk taste like feet? Maryland woman arrested for putting dead skin shavings in her family's milk. Extra bonus: She's been arrested three times in the past nine days
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(59)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
FBI agent shot trying to apprehend the Longhorn Bandit bank robber, suspect is barricaded in a hotel surrounded by SWAT. UPDATE: Suspect dead, reportedly by self-inflicted gunshot wound
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(101)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan becomes Singapore's anti-drug ambassador, expresses support for death penalty against drug traffickers just months after own son's drug arrest in China
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(74)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Cumming residents aren't excited over idea of adults-only hotel
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(65)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Note to future POTUS Clinton: When talking up a trade deal and how it's good for the US labor market, don't use the CEO of a major outsourcer of jobs to help talk the deal up
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Co-founder of Tesla claims the future of electric drive isn't cars but garbage trucks, an idea he hopes catches on fire
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(57)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Cadbury has a new flavor? Great, what is it? DEAR LORD
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(41)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Everyone can't wait until self-driving cars are mainstream vehicles. Everyone except for car makers, car repairers, car dealers, and insurance agents
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(195)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Looks like Luna Lovegood is dating Harry Potter's dead dad
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(40)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The end result of running over a beehive with your lawnmower is getting stung over 4,000 times and very dead
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(101)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Walking Dead Executive Producer reflects on what it's like to get Tweets from grief-stricken fans angry about a character's death. "Some of the tweets can be super mean"
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(47)
 
(China National News)
 
 
 
"Alright, we're here at the theme park. Let's go ride the roller coaster, then the log flume, then the Death Simulator where we can experience the thrill of being cremated, then get some lunch, OK?"
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(40)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NASA asks the public to submit ideas for improving everyday life on Mars. Although most people who work at NASA say that the way it is now has to be better than life in Houston
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(63)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
DEA agents who left college student alone in cell for 5 days with no food or water get UN-approved punishment of a Strongly Worded Letter
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(118)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Nine-page appendix of NFL's Ballghazi report is hardcore statistical analysis of underinflated balls, invokes regression, standard deviation, variance, the Ideal Gas Law, and everything else you napped through in college
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(240)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time before people started resurrecting dead comedian holograms
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(79)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: This year has sucked; I had to get rabies shots after being bitten by a bat, my mother's house was burglarized, and two friends were put in prison. Now I got charged with soliciting a prostitute. How do I tell my family all this?"
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(74)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Quick-thinking hostage sends plea for help with online pizza order...hey a large pizza is only ten bucks? Wow what a deal
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(61)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Police dog refused to leave a dead officer's side after he died in a head-on crash. Give that dog a steak...a day...for life
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(43)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Introducing the AIRPod, the car that is more environmentally friendly than electric, will cost $10000, and no red-blooded 'Murkin would be caught dead driving
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(97)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Actor who portrays Father Gabriel on "Walking dead" arrested for DUI, speeding, pot, Father Gabriel surviving this long in the zombie apocalypse
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS claims responsibility for the Texas shootings that occurred at the Mohammed Cartoon Contest; also take responsibility for Kurt Cobain's death, Amelia Earhart's disappearance, and Hurricane Andrew
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(161)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Arrest warrants issued for a plumber and a lunch lady in the death of Freddie Gray
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(123)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Sir, would you mind trying these on? I think the chrome will look great with your death's head tattoo and nipple piercing"
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(16)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Alberta Votes 2015. Will Alberta experiment with Democracy, or stay a One-Party State? Will there be an Orange Revolution? Will Wildrose be both the provincial flower and government? Or will one of the Almost-Dead rise up?
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(174)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(SFist)
 
 
 
Whoever stole this man's car please return it to him, he left his dead wife in the trunk
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who mistakenly registered for the wrong poker tournament deals with it, and is now flush with cash. Apparently his fate was in the cards
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(37)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Researchers review 47 studies, determine that sedentary behavior will lead to an early death. Especially if you are sitting down for months at a time while reviewing 47 different studies
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(26)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Here's the breakdown of last night's Game of Thrones episode "Sons of the Harpy," which delivered a shocking character death and...well, not much else, really [WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS]
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(225)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Reporter suggests royal baby will cheer everyone up after 'doom and gloom' of Nepal earthquake .... because one entitled princess trumps 6,000 peasant deaths
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(85)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Like the rest of America, Billie Joe Armstrong has no idea why or how Green Day got inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
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(92)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Quora: Why does everyone hate the Star Wars prequels so much?
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(208)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. Government found financially liable for people who decided that living below sea-level was a good idea
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(52)
 
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
I love my UPS man because he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it
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(80)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
"At this point, Brian Williams knows he's dead: He's simply negotiating the terms of his burial"
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(43)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ideal temperature for criminals found to be 64 degrees Fahrenheit. Any hotter and they get worn out running
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(25)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Hartford police paid for 485,000 rounds of ammunition per year, fired 180,000, and have no idea what happened to the rest or if it ever existed at all
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(83)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Pill jockeys refuse to fill legitimate prescriptions, then blame DEA for their incompetence
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(131)
 
(Some Nigerian Prince)
 
 
 
Nigeria's wealthiest individuals must reveal the source of their wealth, which is likely to include funds that Americans failed to claim from their dead, rich relatives in a timely fashion
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(29)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
SCOSF rules state House violated Constitution by adjourning early, leaving bills, other work uncompleted. But it's too late to drag their deadbeat, sorry behinds back to finish
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(22)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So the officers being charged in the death of Freddie Gray had a fundraiser up on GoFundMe. Had
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(191)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The horrors of dealing with mere mortals: Kim and Kanye wait 30 minutes for a restaurant table like everyone else
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(50)
 
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
National Guard in several states train to deal with civil unrest. Apparently they do this every year right around the time of the NBA Finals
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(15)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Dear White America
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(645)
 
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
First look at Will Smith as Deadshot. The character certainly looks like a complicated man. I bet no one understands him but his woman
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(106)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
Mysterious 1035-year-old prayer wheel surfaces at rare book dealer, resembles something akin to gameboard for Parcheesi or Sorry. "Monks and nuns in the Central Middle Ages often get a bad rap for unsystematic thinking"
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(23)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Thousands of years ago on Mauritius, something happened that left most of the living things on the island dead in a pool of their own feces. Researchers have uncovered several empty cases of Natty Light, which they believe may be related
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(17)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
The Senator has no idea how net neutrality works
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(155)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hey guy's I got these tickets into space and ...*watches trailer for INFINI* ... y'know, forget space. How about a park instead? A nice, safe, not filled with terror and death park
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(29)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP Governor pushing for largest tax hike in state history. No, it isn't Tiny-Faced Romney in Taxachusetts, nor is it Brownback giving up on his ideal state
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(84)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
One dead in funeral procession
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(35)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rand Paul (R) calls police officers responsible for Freddie Gray's death "bastards with lack of a moral code"
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(201)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Extra TV)
 
 
 
World famous air tambourine player dead at 52
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(40)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Bumble Bee charged in death of man cooked to death in tuna oven." That's more than meets the eye
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(62)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Well it probably would not be the best idea in the world to name your hot dog menu item 'Bruce Jenner 2.0', is it now?
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(41)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Auto dealership has sold Floyd Mayweather over 100 cars over 18 years, including 16 Rolls-Royces. "The champ pays in cash - sometimes duffel bags full of it"
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(22)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Who said "if booze makes your husband gay for one night and he accidentally bangs some guy it's really not a big deal"? Was it C) Pat Roberson? What the?
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(188)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dear Caché employees, The bad news: We are bankrupt. The good news: I can assure you that I'll be fine. Toodles, your Caché CEO
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(40)
 
(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
Before today, you had no idea that the apartment from "Three's Company" was actually a single family home. Or that they shot 3 pilots. And millennial Farkers have no idea how many kittens died in the name of Suzanne Somers
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(217)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ok, think of the worst place to put dear departed mom's ashes. Nope, this is worse
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(102)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Prolonged drought drops water level at Lake Mead to record low. Casino gambling deadbeats now being driven to Lake Tahoe for disposal
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(26)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nickname you probably don't want for your new hospital: The Death Star
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(57)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In case you missed last night's episode, Game of Thrones may have confirmed a fan theory, proving once again that GRRM has run out of his own ideas and is just crowdsourcing the ending to the series
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(224)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
The dude who already choreographed honeybees, copyrighted his own mind to give his intellectual property a 70-year post-life extension and is part of a bid to genetically engineer God has had another wacky idea
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Army investigators looking into the the deaths of three special forces soldiers in Mali in 2012, conclude they made one critical, but fatal mistake: Letting the guy with the nickname "Whiskey Dan" drive during their all night hooker and bar crawl
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(51)
 
(CityMetric)
 
 
 
Here are some of the coolest issues in cartography, from how to map Hong Kong's vertical Walled City - formerly the most densely-populated area in the world - why one-way streets increase crime and dealing with the Eiffel Tower's secret apartment
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(26)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
"Could virtual reality bring your loved ones back from the dead?"
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(66)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Skinnamaradead
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(32)
 
(The National)
 
 
 
Britain's Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledges to put air conditioning on the outside of buildings to deal with global warming and fit airbags to the stock exchange ready for the next crash if they win the next election
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(35)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
French perfumer bottles scent of dead loved ones. When subby dies, just take a whiff of a stale leftover beer from last night if you want to remember him. That's close enough
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nepal declares a state of emergency as the death toll rises to 1,100 in the aftermath of the 7.8 earthquake
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(72)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Former horror host John Zacherle is undead and well at 96
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congressman introduces bill to make it illegal for Steve King to introduce legislation. While totally unconstitutional, it is still a good idea
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Cecily Strong bomb her performance? Will Barack Obama battle Elizabeth Warren to the death in front of a live audience? Here is your official 2015 White House Correspondents' Dinner Thread. Coverage starts @ 6PM ET on C-SPAN
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Dear Aussie Real Estate Agent: I see your $1.5M house in Sydney, and raise you one decommissioned Titan Missile Base outside Spokane, WA, for the same price. Care to negotiate?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The weekend in Chiraq gets off to a deadly start as three were wounded in gun violence and six were killed since Friday
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(55)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chipotle to start delivery service. Hillary Clinton says sounds like a great idea as long as the driver doesn't expect a tip
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(20)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Valve's paid 'Skyrim' mods are a wonderful, terrible idea
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(127)
 
(The Weed Blog)
 
 
 
Medical marijuana bills are "effectively dead" in Florida, because Florida man
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman rescues scared stray dog by playing dead to gain his trust (pics)
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A massive sweep of gas stations finds hundreds of credit card skimmers, which will ensure customers will pay dearly for convenience
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(43)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"New York City is the rat's ideal habitat"
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(25)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sawyer Sweeten, who portrayed one of Ray Barone's twin sons on Everybody Loves Raymond, dead at 19. Suicide confirmed as cause of death
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Thu April 23, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brutally honest obituary for dead daughter who died from a heroin overdose meant to save others lives from addiction
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Bulls continue to bore us to death? Can the Celtics beat the Cavs in Beantown? Will the brow single handedly will the Pelicans to victory? Here is your NBA first round game thread
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(Management Today (UK))
 
 
 
For wannabe people managers, five tips on how to lead like a hipster. "Excitement, joy or anger are too primitive, so they should be left to non-hipster managers. 'biatchy resting face' is the ideal"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The TPP, Obama's heralded trade deal with Asia, may surpass Clinton and NAFTA in terms of screwing over American workers the most
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(20)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Comcast on the Time Warner deal: "Fark it. We're out"
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(59)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Kids Need to celebrate Earth Day? The NSA has an idea: Spy on your parents
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(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's plan for dealing with the press? Copy Hillary Clinton and hide, hide, hide. It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see how it works out for him
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(46)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Apparently necrophilia is not dead
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(111)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
John Oates of Hall & Oates signs book deal, hopes to go to #2 on the bestseller list
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(25)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A slick idea. The delivery guy can track down your car and open your trunk to drop off your package
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(39)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Behold the taco cannon, which is probably both the best idea ever and the worst idea ever simultaneously
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Wed April 22, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood pretty much wants Michael Moore dead
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(Access Hollywood)
 
 
 
Tonight on Arrow, Ra's makes Ollie and offer he can't refuse. However, sometimes dead is better. (CW 8ET)
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