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Headlines matching 'DAL'
Mon January 30, 2012
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(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Just an "accident," officer, you know how confusing those pedals are when you're angry  (tampabay.com) (42)


Sat January 28, 2012
(TechEBlog) Silly Geeky acts of vandalism  (techeblog.com) (73)


Fri January 27, 2012
(YouTube) Spiffy Best highlight of the Federer/Nadal semifinal match? The ball boy's catch in the 3rd set  (youtube.com) (21)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Huffington Post) Hero "The outside super PACs [are] so disgraceful that I'm ashamed of the Supreme Court. I predict there will be a major scandal associated with the decision on Citizens versus United." What sort of Maverick would say such a thing?  (huffingtonpost.com) (151)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Interesting Q: A cow's head, lots of truck tires, fresh fruit & very rarely, human remains. A: Things that wash up on Fort Lauderdale beaches  (sun-sentinel.com) (22)
(BBC) Amusing In a scene straight out of Monty Python, the Welsh are considering using bees to deter vandals  (bbc.co.uk) (74)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Cracked) Amusing Historic Sex Scandals that put Bill Clinton to shame  (cracked.com) (43)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Daily Kos) Followup Yes the Murdoch phone hacking scandal is still going on. And yes, it's now confirmed they hacked phones on US soil. It's been nice knowing you, NewsCorp. Don't let the door hit you on the O'Reilly  (dailykos.com) (51)
(SFGate) Dumbass Dallas Mavericks assistant coach Darrell Armstrong discovers that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas  (sfgate.com) (4)
(ESPN) Interesting Terrell Owens signs w/Dallas. Get your popcorn ready  (espn.go.com) (43)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Asinine Rolling Stone writer who broke the McChrystal scandal paints a charming picture of petulant then-candidate Obama in Iraq: "(sigh) Pictures? With the troops? Again? But I already got my photo-op (pout)"  (buzzfeed.com) (125)


Thu January 12, 2012
(io9) Amusing FOR VICTORY.. Daleks invade NASA in disguise  (io9.com) (116)
(Think Progress) Hero Not news: Iraqi immigrants open restaurant in Mass. News: Vandal throws a rock through the window to drive them out. Hero: Veterans show solidarity by organizing a mass patronage of restaurant  (thinkprogress.org) (83)


Wed January 11, 2012
(The Register) Scary Suicidal Xbox factory workers talked out of entering red ring of death  (theregister.co.uk) (54)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Think Progress) Sick This Super Bowl half-time special is brought to you by aborted fetuses and Terry Randall for president  (thinkprogress.org) (207)
(The Daily Beast) Obvious Using nicotine patches has the same success rate as quitting cold turkey. However, they do give you much better dreams and greatly reduce the homicidal urges  (thedailybeast.com) (128)


Mon January 09, 2012
(LA Times) Interesting William Daley out as Obama's Chief of Staff - plans on moving back to Chicago to help dig up votes for November  (latimes.com) (24)
(ESPN) Fail Delonte West of the Dallas Mavericks will not be with the team visiting the White House because of a failed criminal background check  (espn.go.com) (68)


Fri January 06, 2012
(MacWorld) Fail Barnes & Noble to join the HP and Netflix school of business of trying to divest themselves of their main source of income now, backpedaling sheepishly later  (macworld.com) (61)
(Some Grandmother) Amusing Fark-ready headline: "Grandmother set up by pot-pedaling smurf"  (wtsp.com) (17)
(wlbz.com) Dumbass A man robbing a Dallas hair salon demands all the cash for himself, all the change for his kids, and the best hair extensions because, "My b**** needs some hair extensions"  (wlbz2.com) (21)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Philly.com) Amusing Drastic cuts in school spending show an upside: it's easier to catch teen vandals after they post videos of themselves spray painting cars on YouTube  (philly.com) (17)
(Some ghost) Interesting 250 years ago this month, a London ghost claimed to have been murdered in what was to become a nationwide scandal  (ianvisits.co.uk) (26)


Tue January 03, 2012
(ABC) Interesting The bride's family pays for the wedding, the groom's for the rehearsal dinner, and the best man buys strippers for the bachelor party. But who supposed to pay for the bridalplasty?  (abcnews.go.com) (119)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Wikipedia) Photoshop Photoshop Challenge: Photoshop the first big scandal of 2012  (en.wikipedia.org) (15)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Gillingham FC midfielder Chris Whelpdale doubtful for next match after splitting his scrotum during a 2-1 win over Crawley. The Aristocrats  (lastangryfan.com) (15)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Teen charged with stealing $25,000 from Abercrombie & Fitch. That's almost two shirts and a pair of sandals  (sun-sentinel.com) (29)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Gawker) Strange Did radio computer tech guru Leo Laporte unknowingly upload a sex scandal? Express your disappointment with the scarcity of Kim Komando photoshops to the right  (gawker.com) (51)
(The Sun) Sappy 15 ugly-ass Dalmatian puppies born in one litter. Cruella De Vil spotted around the corner  (thesun.co.uk) (21)


Fri December 23, 2011
(The New York Times) Hero Paul Krugman: "Mitt Romney believes only corporations and the wealthy should have any rights in America and wants to return America to feudalism"  (nytimes.com) (169)
(BBC) Silly "Emperor Spiderman Gandalf Wolverine Skywalker Optimus Prime Goku Sonic Xavier Ryu Cloud Superman Heman Batman Thrash?" "Yes?" "Table for one?" "Yes"  (bbc.co.uk) (46)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Some Snob) Florida Ft. Lauderdale offering homeless free bus rides out of town. Miami and West Palm Beach soon to offer homeless free bus rides back to Ft. Lauderdale  (miami.cbslocal.com) (52)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting That Jane Goodall tramp is the subject of a documentary that's on the shortlist of potential Oscar nominees  (hollywoodreporter.com) (29)


Wed December 21, 2011
(ESPN) Hero Another college football coach shamed in an NCAA scandal...for paying his staff out of his own pocket. Go dawgs  (espn.go.com) (57)


Tue December 20, 2011
(WLSAM) Amusing Mugshots and descriptions of the top Teacher-Student sex scandals for your amusement. Yes, subby knows it is a slideshow, but it is 36 slides long  (wlsam.com) (97)


Mon December 19, 2011
(WTAM) Misc Police investigating high school vandalism involving "even some images that were pornographic in nature like a painting of a penis"  (wtam.com) (74)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Another week, another married GOP Senator with a sex scandal. Yawn. Obvious tag pregnant with inevitable tag waiting to be born  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (77)


Fri December 16, 2011
(CNN) Followup We should paint the Medal of Honor recipient as an unstable drunk. That will totally work  (cnn.com) (139)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Khloe Kardashian gets love from Lamar Odom's new Dallas coach. Pray to God there is no sex tape  (wtkr.com) (38)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Daily Mail) Silly Do scroll down for the Dalek in the Slanket  (dailymail.co.uk) (24)
(YouTube) Video Armless 1932 golfer has better game than you, better fashion sense than John Daly  (youtube.com) (28)


Tue December 06, 2011
(The New York Times) Obvious Political polling sage Nate Silver thinks that Herman Cain's loss of popularity might have something to do with all of those scandals   (fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com) (45)


Mon December 05, 2011
(azfamily.com) Spiffy Remember how the Arizona Cardinals started the season 1-6? They're still in the wildcard hunt after defeating the Dallas Cowboys  (azfamily.com) (61)
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Sports Celebrity Redhead in hot water over nude photo scandal. BUT before you click  (nydailynews.com) (27)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Starpulse) Obvious First trailer for next year's Dallas reboot on TNT has arrived, and it looks like... well, it looks like 90210 with oil  (starpulse.com) (23)
(The Register) Spiffy S'pht S'pht'kr Thoth Phor...no that's not the sound of a dial up modem. Durandal, Tycho and Leela are now all 'stable' and available for download  (reghardware.com) (26)


Thu December 01, 2011
(ABC) Obvious 10 Things We Didn't Learn From Enron Scandal. You can add these to the things we didn't learn all the scandals that came after. And to the ones that came before  (abcnews.go.com) (77)
(Miami Herald) Florida At least until the next scandal breaks it's looking more and more like The Gingrich Who Stole Mittmas  (miamiherald.com) (45)
(Deadspin) Interesting Penn State University, trying to head off more embarrassment from this rape scandal, buys 4 .XXX domain names  (deadspin.com) (31)


Wed November 30, 2011
(NPR) Followup The Penn State Scandal civil suits have begun. Good thing Paterno put his house in his wife's name over the summer  (npr.org) (208)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Yahoo) NewsFlash Herman Cain is now leaking his own scandals  (news.yahoo.com) (553)
(TSN) Obvious Washington Capitals fire Bruce Boudreau. Will be replaced by Dale Hunter. Pierre Turgeon watches his back  (tsn.ca) (79)
(Denver Post) Sad US Olympic Gold Medal skier Lindsey Vonn files for divorce from husband. "Schwing" tag had to go see a doctor after four hours  (denverpost.com) (33)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Telegraph) Cool Think your TV screen protected you from Daleks? Think again  (telegraph.co.uk) (45)


Fri November 25, 2011
(SportsGrid) Photoshop "Shocked Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader" is your Thanksgiving photo of 2011. And the only thing that might improve it would be to make it a Fark instashop contest  (sportsgrid.com) (37)
(Slicing Up Eyeballs) Amusing Amazon Elvis Costello's new boxed set priced at $260. The singer responded with a directive to fans to steal it, wait for the standalone releases, or buy Louis Armstrong's boxed set. "Frankly, his music is vastly superior"  (slicingupeyeballs.com) (72)
(Chicago Tribune) Sad Wife of former Chicago Mayor Richard Daley dies, is not expected to miss any elections as a result  (chicagotribune.com) (34)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Sporting News) Interesting Forget Newton and Dalton, this NFL rookie class is so great that the article doesn't even get to Marcell Dareus  (aol.sportingnews.com) (56)
(atpworldtour) Spiffy Roger Federer wins tennis match in straight sets. His opponent doesn't score a single point in the second set as Federer wins 6-0. Fark: His opponent was Rafael Nadal  (atpworldtour.com) (25)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Life.com) Interesting Classic cool: Carlos' and Smith's Black Power salute on the Olympic podium in 1968. Forgotten cool: Aussie silver medalist Peter Norman proudly wearing a human rights badge in solidarity with their protest  (life.com) (27)


Thu November 17, 2011
(WorldNetDaily) Ironic Lobbying scandal leaves a black mark on Newt Gingrich's campaign, leaving him in a kettle of trouble, according to a pot-shot taken by Jack Abramoff  (wnd.com) (54)


Wed November 16, 2011
(The New York Times) Unlikely Four months before Penn State sex scandal, Joe Paterno transfers ownership of $594,000 house to wife for $1. Now claims it was just part of multi-year estate planning program  (nytimes.com) (239)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Deadspin) Video BBC reports on Penn State scandal, uses extremely unfortunate abbreviation for "assistant coach"  (deadspin.com) (20)


Fri November 11, 2011
(ESPN) Asinine 1950's Penn State player shows how a REAL Nittany Lion reacts to this scandal: he donates $$$ to Sandusky's defense  (espn.go.com) (303)
(Some Guy) Dumbass John Daly pulls a tin cup without the heartwarming redemption  (cbssports.com) (23)
(Fox News) PSA US Senate to Joe Paterno: No, you can't have a Presidential Medal of Freedom. Not yours  (foxnews.com) (82)
(CBS Charlotte) Asinine One man's lack of toilet paper is another man's vandalism charge  (charlotte.cbslocal.com) (20)
(Yahoo) Interesting If Fred Jackson's looking for extra motivation for game against the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones tore down his childhood home  (sports.yahoo.com) (19)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Perhaps the only good things to come out of the Sandusky scandal are the fake Amazon reviews of his book  (amazon.com) (76)
(YouTube) Video Taiwanese animators take on PSU scandal. Come for the shower scene, stay for MJ and the bouncing pedobears  (youtube.com) (29)
(NESN) Sick The PSU scandal may have taken a very icky turn for the worse  (nesn.com) (914)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Canada.com) Spiffy French police dog given medal for bravery and dedication for continually locating marijuana even though his handlers never let him smoke it afterward  (canada.com) (27)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious As classy as ever, OWS protestors vandalize street carts when the free food gets shut down. They really showed those rich snobs with their fancy hot dog carts  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (720)
(News Hounds) Stupid Huckabee suggests sexual harassment is like being called "Sweetie", and physical harassment is like being shot at by Daleks  (newshounds.us) (64)
(Portland Online) Fail "Occupy Portland protesters became enraged when Pizza Schmizza ran out of breadsticks to accompany their order. They threatened to assault employees and vandalize the restaurant"  (portlandonline.com) (59)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Among their top presidential candidates, one is as electrifying as oatmeal, another is mired in a scandal, and the third is having to deny he was drunk/high during a major speech. Maybe it IS for the GOP time to panic  (news.yahoo.com) (149)
(Huffington Post) Followup After the Herman Cain sexual harassment scandal broke, his wife "took it harder..." I bet she did  (huffingtonpost.com) (42)


Sun November 06, 2011
(NYPost) Strange One of New York City's best known graffiti vandals also had a side gig when he wasn't out spray-painting everything; he's a retired NYPD cop  (nypost.com) (54)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Sunlight Foundation) Followup More on the MF Global collapse/scandal: as much as $900M in client money is missing from the Jon Corzine-led firm. Democrats frantically scramble for new round of Chris Christie fat jokes   (reporting.sunlightfoundation.com) (110)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing The Dominique Strauss-Kahn sex scandal is being given the porno treatment. Naturally, some people have a problem with this  (huffingtonpost.com) (24)


Sat October 29, 2011
(ESPN) Obvious Dallas Cowboys pitch Tashard Choice  (espn.go.com) (40)
(Some Guy) Interesting Animal Conservationist Jack Hanna supports hydraulic fracking, electric sulfuric felgercarb, and of course sinusoidal dynamic ram stuffing of starbucks  (altoonamirror.com) (103)


Thu October 27, 2011
(WBALTV) Dumbass Student goes to principal to express he's been having suicidal thoughts. Principal has student's belongings searched, finds gun. Police arrest student. Problem solved  (wbaltv.com) (76)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Celebslam) Interesting Leonardo Dicaprio dating Romanian model Madalina Diana Ghenea. I don't know what he sees in her. She's barely one of the most attractive women I've seen in my entire life  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (125)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Pop Matters) Unlikely John Stewart vs. Michael Moore is a "convincing illustration of the suicidal tendencies, moral bankruptcy, and spiritual decay of the American left"  (popmatters.com) (213)
(NewsBusters) Dumbass CNN: Look at FOX news hiring a former governor disgraced in a sex scandal, oh we would never do something that stupid. Oh wait....Are you sure?  (newsbusters.org) (144)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Showbiz Spy) Amusing When no one was looking, Bryce Dallas Howard ate forty pies. She ate 40 pies. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible  (showbizspy.com) (56)
(YouTube) Amusing How many Dallas Stars does it take to beat the Columbus Blue Jackets? Just one  (youtube.com) (30)


Tue October 18, 2011
(PFT) Obvious While the media's been busy drooling all over their latest rookie sensation, Andy Dalton's been outplaying Cam Newton   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (129)


Mon October 17, 2011
(dispatch) Obvious Dallas Cowboys exemplify being America's team by outsourcing, exploiting, profiting  (dispatch.com) (17)


Sun October 16, 2011
(The Daily Caller) Followup "I wasn't serious about putting up an electrified fence on the US/Mexico border," says a backpedaling Herman Cain  (dailycaller.com) (133)


Thu October 13, 2011
(Poynter) Followup Dow Jones disputes Guardian's account of Wall Street Journal ELP scandal, says they would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown were exclusively all their own, all their own, all their own  (poynter.org) (20)


Wed October 12, 2011
(Waterloo Courier) Fail Suicidal man said nothing was going right in his life, so he jumped off the top of a third story of a parking garage. He survived  (wcfcourier.com) (81)
(lehighvalleylive) Sad Veteran lies about receiving medals in order to feel like a hero, says he was addicted to the ego boost. Twist: He raised more money for veteran services as a fake hero than he did as a real veteran  (lehighvalleylive.com) (103)
(Washington Times) Interesting White House Chief of Staff Bill Daley will leave his position after the President's re-election. Does he know something we don't know?  (washingtontimes.com) (37)

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