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Wed March 17, 2010
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(Discover) Cool Scotland hopes to become the "Saudi Arabia of wave and tidal power," and here are the 4 machines they're counting on to make it happen  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (31)
(Some Looper) Interesting Small Montana town creates 1,000 Buddhas for the Dalai Lama and he promises to visit. So they got that going for them  (missoulian.com) (59)

Mon March 15, 2010
(TampaBays10.com) Florida Man arrested after threatening his dad with bone cutting scissors, because he was in a "homicidal mood." With mugshot you can add to your collection  (wtsp.com) (107)

Sun March 14, 2010
(Examiner) Hero WASP (Women Airforce Service Pilots) of World War 2 finally recognized after 60 years with the Congressional Gold Medal. Subby has something in his eye  (examiner.com) (77)

Thu March 11, 2010
(Wall Street Journal) Cool Tiny Tim's former manager opens 8-track museum in Dallas  (online.wsj.com) (16)
(Yahoo) Obvious Most ethical Congress ever blocks further investigation into Rep. Massa scandal  (news.yahoo.com) (92)

Wed March 10, 2010
(ABC News) Scary "We're #1. We're #1. USA. USA." Treasury Department claims gold medal in the "Highest Monthly Deficit Ever" competition at $221 billion  (blogs.abcnews.com) (182)
(TSN) Followup Crosby's bag of gold medal winning equipment was not stolen, a handful of sticks and 4 gloves were found at Pearson. Hockey Canada glad to have a stick and glove back  (tsn.ca) (29)
(Life.com) Fail Car designers in 1958 thought we'd drive two-wheeled cars that were guided by radar and balanced by gyroscopes in the year 2000. Instead, we're driving Camry's with problematic pedals  (life.com) (132)

Tue March 09, 2010
(Canoe) Amusing Water consuption in Edmonton during the Gold Medal hockey game; the beer consumption chart would probably look the same, but upside down  (blog.canoe.ca) (118)
(io9) Interesting The guy who made Alice in Wonderland a suicidal orphan in a PC game has now set his sights on Little Red Riding Hood  (io9.com) (74)
(670 The Score) Cool Olympic gold medalist Julia Mancuso will take part in even tougher competition: the CuervoGames  (670thescore.com) (12)
(Some Hockey Guy) Obvious Still basking in the glow of the U.S./Canada gold medal game, NBC's tilt between the Blackhawks and Red Wings is a ratings juggernaut. Just kidding, the ratings suck even worse than before  (lastangryfan.com) (50)

Fri March 05, 2010
(The New York Times) Interesting News: The Catholic Church's child abuse scandal spreads to Germany, including to the Regensberg choir. Fark: The Pope's brother led the choir for 30 years  (nytimes.com) (51)

Thu March 04, 2010
(AOL News) Cool Pop singer Shakira given a medal by the UN for her her work helping impoverished children, and her achievements in the field of having a sweet, sweet, ass  (aolnews.com) (234)
(Jacksonville.com) Obvious Fresh off not reporting Tiger Woods' mistresses and poor course etiquette, Golf Writers Association of America hopes to report about John Daly's suspension after he tweeted member's cellphone number  (jacksonville.com) (18)

Wed March 03, 2010
(BusinessWeek) PSA The next automaker to announce a major recall is *throws dart* Nissan because of *throws second dart* bad brake pedals  (businessweek.com) (21)

Mon March 01, 2010
(Fox News) Dumbass 7-month old girl survives brush with death from parents' suicidal pact. Tag is for the parents, who did this out of fear of (wait for it... ): Global warming  (foxnews.com) (415)
(Globe and Mail) Obvious ♪Look for the union label when you are getting threatened vandalized or beatdown.♫  (theglobeandmail.com) (214)
(Toronto Sun) Spiffy The country known for not winning a gold medal on home soil, has now won more gold medals in a single Winter Olympics than any nation in history  (torontosun.com) (99)
(538) Obvious If you cut out the newfangled sports, Germany lead the 2010 medal count. Canada loaded up on golds in made-up, phony sports  (fivethirtyeight.com) (180)

Sun February 28, 2010
(Some Whovians) Strange Dr. Who fans have a lot of disposable income, given that someone spent over $40,000 on a Dalek prop. Guess it must be nice not having to pay your parents rent for staying in the basement  (digitalspy.co.uk) (65)
(NHL) Cool 3:15 ESTcan't come fast enough - this is it, your official Canada vs US gold medal hockey thread  (nhl.com) (lots)
(ESPN) Sad Bode Miller goes for 4th medal in Vancouver Games in giant sla -- never mind  (sports.espn.go.com) (20)
(The Sun) Hero Valiant canine soldier awarded highest medal possible. He'd like his well-done, thank you  (thesun.co.uk) (73)

Sat February 27, 2010
(NHL) Followup I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar. Canadian men's hockey team wins semi-final against Slovokia, set to play a rematch against the US team for the Gold medal  (nhl.com) (300)
(KTLA) Dumbass Andy Griffith statue vandalized. Outraged local deputy says, "We've got to nip this in the bud."  (ktla.com) (67)
(CNN) Obvious Chinese women's gymnastic team from 2000 Olympics to be stripped of bronze medal because at least one member of the squad was underage. This is not a repeat from 2008, though it probably should be  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (52)

Fri February 26, 2010
(Some Guy) Obvious Man dies waiting for Delta Air Lines flight out of Detroit, charged a $150 change fee after failing to board  (wwj.com) (125)
(CBC) Hero After handing the American women their asses, Canadian Women's hockey team gets the gold medal in "how to celebrate your gold medal"  (cbc.ca) (253)
(Yahoo) Cool Canada lays the smackdown on the USA in gold medal hockey match, much like in the War of 1812 when they burned down the White House  (sports.yahoo.com) (211)

Wed February 24, 2010
(Salon) Obvious Senate Dems adopted 161 amendments and key GOP planks while soft-pedaling the public option. That's not compromise?  (salon.com) (121)
(Washington Post) Interesting NBC's Olympics coverage is a microcosm of the USA's cultural narcissism: We are so convinced of our own superiority that, when we lose, NBC doesn't even bother to show the gold medalist on screen  (newsweek.washingtonpost.com) (171)
(Yahoo) Dumbass On his website, men's figure skating silver medalist Evgeni Plushenko congratulates gold medalist Evan Lysacek on his win. Nah, I'm kidding, Plushenko posted a pic of himself wearing a "platinum medal"  (sports.yahoo.com) (83)

Tue February 23, 2010
(Canada.com) Fail Today's excuse for Canada's low medal count at the Vancouver Olympics is (spins wheel): fans cheering too loud  (theprovince.com) (110)
(The New York Times) Interesting Toyota to tell Congress that it's not electronics causing acceleration problems, but floor mats and gas pedals and cementheads who step on the wrong pedal  (nytimes.com) (223)
(USA Today) Unlikely Athletes are happier to receive a bronze medal than a silver medal according to studies by three groups of people who are too nerdy to compete in sports  (usatoday.com) (42)
(Texas Tribune) Amusing Dallas Tea Party invites Olbermann to meet their black friend  (texastribune.org) (79)
(Pajamas Media) Hero Senator James Inhofe (R-OK) asked the DOJ to investigate what he called "the greatest scientific scandal of our generation". Bonus: also asked former Vice President Al Gore to be called back to the Senate to testify  (pajamasmedia.com) (787)
(Led Who) Cool The most epic duo ever to record an album: Roger Daltrey and Jimmy Page. Oh, wait, it's not 1972  (digitalspy.co.uk) (18)
(LA Times) Interesting Dalai Lama joins Twitter, can now share his deeply spiritual bowel movements in real time  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (24)
(MSNBC) Obvious Now that American Evan Lysacek won a gold medal for men's figure skating, he thought it would be a good time to let everyone know he is a dating a gymnast. A female gymnast. Not that there would be anything wrong if he wasn't  (nbcolympics.com) (71)

Sun February 21, 2010
(AJC) Dumbass Nice try: airport administrator negotiating deal to ease Delta's stranglehold on Atlanta. Trying too hard: administrator leaves spy pen in meeting room to record Delta's conversations  (ajc.com) (24)
(Quad City Times) Fail If you're going to vandalize a sky bridge, don't look directly into the surveillance cameras and smile. Multiple times  (qctimes.com) (48)
(New York Daily News) Ironic When asked what he thought about the Tiger Woods scandal, and Tiger's return to Buddhism, the Dalai Lama responded, "Who?" Surprising answer from such a big hitter  (nydailynews.com) (106)
(Foreign Policy) Obvious Tibet is about as much of a Shangri-La as the Dalai Lama is an alpaca  (foreignpolicy.com) (139)
(Yahoo) Silly Canadian medalist apologizes for cheering like an American  (ca.sports.yahoo.com) (54)

Sat February 20, 2010
(Yahoo) Ironic US Olympic snowboarders turn out to be PR nightmares after winning medals. Who would have expected that from a sport loaded with slackers and stoners  (grindtv.com) (82)
(Yahoo) Silly American snowboarder voluntarily leaves Olympic village early after pictures surface of a kneeling woman kissing his halfpipe medal. No, that wasn't a euphemism  (sports.yahoo.com) (42)
(Washington Post) Caturday With no hopes of a medal, a lynx is on the loose and enjoying a couple of shining Olympic moments just in time for Caturday (with pics)  (washingtonpost.com) (858)

Fri February 19, 2010
(CSMonitor) Hero Snowboarder Hannah Teter is rich and famous and now has two Olympic medals, but all of that pales in comparison to her generousity and charity. "I'm motivated to keep going to keep making a difference in people's lives"  (csmonitor.com) (26)
(Contact Music) Stupid Roger Daltrey wants Liam Gallagher to play with The Who at their Teenage Cancer Trust charity show. So, on top of having cancer and having to watch out for Pete Townshend, they have to listen to that d-bag? Haven't they been through enough?  (contactmusic.com) (22)
(The New York Times) Asinine And your sour grapes line of the year, courtesy of Russia's Plushenko: ""I was positive that I won, but I saw that Evan needs a medal more than I do. Maybe because I already have one."  (nytimes.com) (103)
(Some Guy) Stupid Obama fist bumps with Chavez, but makes the Dali Lama leave through the White House back door by the trash  (weaselzippers.net) (156)

Thu February 18, 2010
(Yahoo) Misc The Dalai Lama talks to President Obama and comes out of the meeting ecstatic and filled with hope. A year from now the Lama will be out of work, upset about the deficit and grumbling about "czars"  (news.yahoo.com) (103)
(Gawker) Dumbass NBC reporter asks Gold medal winning Dutch speedskater Sven Kramer who he is, and he gives her the response she deserves {video awesomeness]  (tv.gawker.com) (152)
(Yahoo) Stupid F*cking a**holes at NBC think that their f*cking viewers are such f*cking p***ies that they can't stand to hear a few goddamn f*cking curse words between Olympic snowboarder Shaun White and his coach celebrating his gold f*cking medal  (sports.yahoo.com) (227)
(The Local (Germany)) Dumbass Just because he is running down the luge track extremely fast doesn't mean he is a brainiac. Olympic champion breaks tooth on medal  (thelocal.de) (24)

Wed February 17, 2010
(Slate) Amusing Canadians want to win gold medals. Aww, that's so cute: "Someday, someone is going to explain to me why it is that journalists so frequently speak about Canadians as though we are all about 2 feet tall and 7 years old"  (slate.com) (116)
(YouTube) Spiffy On this day in 1989, Dave Coverdale married Tawny Kitaen. This video was the only good thing to come from that union  (youtube.com) (41)
(UPI) Followup Atheist billboard vandalized. Where's your science now?  (upi.com) (¼)

Tue February 16, 2010
(Yahoo) Spiffy "Zhao Hongbo, you've just won a gold medal. What will you do next?" "I'm gonna get laid." Giggity  (news.yahoo.com) (29)
(Fox News) Asinine Obama administration steers $100,000 straight into the gaping maw of Clinton friend in no-bid contract scandal  (foxnews.com) (206)

Mon February 15, 2010
(Sports by Brooks) Strange Alex Bilodeau's win wasn't just the first gold medal for Canada at home, it was also a blow to the spyware community. Wait, what?  (sportsbybrooks.com) (59)
(TC Palm) Florida If you're gonna run a weed growing operation in your house, calling the cops on your live-in suicidal girlfriend might not be a good idea  (tcpalm.com) (43)
(Some Guy) Hero Alexandre Bilodeau wins Canada's first-ever gold medal on home soil at the Olympics. Hero tag for the most touching, tear-jerking Olympic story ever  (ctvolympics.ca) (100)
(CTV) Spiffy And the gold medal for best dressed Olympians goes to the Norwegian men's curling team. Don Cherry approves accordingly  (ctvolympics.ca) (45)

Sun February 14, 2010
(Fox News) Asinine Climate change proves to be a giant scandal-plagued boondoggle built on extremely sketchy science. Obama's solution? Give them another 2.6 BILLION dollars, of course  (foxnews.com) (294)
(KHOU Houston) Scary Gorilla escapes Dallas Zoo, swears to wreak vengeance on a mustachioed Italian plumber  (khou.com) (53)
(Japan Times) Weird Japan's obsession with using power of technology to mask embarrassing toilet noises may date back 200 years to feudal times  (search.japantimes.co.jp) (42)

Sat February 13, 2010
(Dayton Daily News) Silly And the gold medal for "Silliest Comma Placement in a Headline" goes to the Dayton Daily News  (daytondailynews.com) (114)
(SFGate) Dumbass If you are going to vandalize a window, make sure there aren't over 100 cops inside staring at you as you try to create your work of art. At least one of them can run faster than you  (sfgate.com) (40)

Fri February 12, 2010
(The Smoking Gun) Dumbass This week's gold medal winning round-up of mug shots  (thesmokinggun.com) (181)

Wed February 10, 2010
(citypages) Silly Minneapolis airport officials on lookout for man armed with a small stuffed leopard  (blogs.citypages.com) (30)

Mon February 08, 2010
(BBC) Spiffy Activists break out the ultimate weapon against anti-Indian violence in Australia: Vindaloos  (news.bbc.co.uk) (125)
(Some Gator) Florida The scandal involved 61 athletes and 6 programs. In all, dozens of wins are stricken from the books and trophies will be returned. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the FSU Criminoles  (gainesville.com) (48)
(News.com.au) Scary Dead man found in landing gear. IT'S STILL WHEEL TO ME, DAMMIT  (news.com.au) (104)

Sun February 07, 2010
(Houston Chronicle) Dumbass Democrat shows up at event wearing Army General's uniform with "more medals than George Patton," may end up spending the next 3-5 defending his Privates  (chron.com) (201)

Sat February 06, 2010
(The Atlantic) Interesting Two of the last five Pulitzers for breaking news have gone to large mainstream papers for political sex scandals...but the National Enquirer who broke the Edwards story? They're just a cheap shoddy rag  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com) (50)
(CNN) Scary Al-Winter launches a successful first strike on America's Heartland. WE'RE DOOMED  (cnn.com) (290)

Wed February 03, 2010
(Washington Post) Cool Further proving that the health care debacle has flipped a switch in the president's brain, Obama agrees to meet Dalai Lama  (washingtonpost.com) (107)
(Washington Post) Interesting Feds don't believe Toyota's "sticky gas pedals," "floor mats," and "the hooker regained consciousness and tried to escape" excuses for sudden acceleration of its cars, says electronics may play a part  (washingtonpost.com) (148)
(Kansas City) Scary Now that Toyota has their gas-pedal problem fixed, there's no stopping them now... (as new brake issues surface)  (kansascity.com) (71)
(NPR) Obvious "We are performing a new kind of journalism" Well, it is kinda hard to see Walter Cronkite vandalizing federal property dressed as a pimp  (npr.org) (120)

Mon February 01, 2010
(TTAC) Fail Two law firms ask federal court to order Toyota not to fix sticky gas pedals  (thetruthaboutcars.com) (148)

Sun January 31, 2010
(Some Guy) Obvious Man tries to return Toyota to dealership because of gas pedal recall. If you're reading this on Fark you can guess what happens just before he gets there  (2theadvocate.com) (176)

Sat January 30, 2010
(St. Petersburg Times) Asinine Burglary suspect attempts getaway. In pedal boat. And boxer shorts  (tampabay.com) (16)
(Newsweek) Interesting Newsweek needs some traffic, comes up with a new gimmick: The decade's most egregious airbrushing scandals  (newsweek.com) (26)

Wed January 27, 2010
(11 Points) Amusing The 11 most scandalous revelations about "Saved by the Bell" cast members contained in Dustin Diamond's autobiography  (11points.com) (91)
(23) Obvious California Deputy pulls drunken suicidal man off railroad tracks as train rolls past. With video  (turnto23.com) (77)

Mon January 25, 2010
(Celebitchy) Sad Kirstie Alley: "I JUST ATE A side of beef, 2 kindergarteners, a hot tub of linguini, 3 Dalmatians, and a big plate of doughnuts"  (celebitchy.com) (60)

Sun January 24, 2010
(Cleveland) Amusing Dear editor: Give Obama a chance. Signed Ellie Light of Philadlephia, PA, Daly City, CA, Mansfield, OH, Three Rivers, NM, Myrtle Beach, SC, Staunton, VA, etc etc etc  (cleveland.com) (193)
(C|Net) Stupid Mike Abramsky of Fanboi Inc. says the Apple tablet, even though no one has seen it, could earn eleventy hundred gillion dollars a year, extrude hip sandals from a special port, and provide intravenous lattes  (news.cnet.com) (78)

Fri January 22, 2010
(Some Realist) Asinine Teacher suspended 30 days because of Facebook photo that shows her at a bridal shower that had a male stripper. Fark: Someone else posted the photo. Moral: Teachers aren't allowed to have lives outside of school  (post-gazette.com) (352)
(TampaBays10.com) Florida You're setting up a network for a county government. Which OS do you choose: a) Windows, b) Mac, or c) Cogsdale?  (wtsp.com) (247)

Thu January 21, 2010
(Huffington Post) Stupid Less than 48 hours after being elected, Huffington Post breaks huge scandal for Scott Brown as they unearth a photo of him with his daughters who are WEARING BIKINIS  (huffingtonpost.com) (163)

Tue January 19, 2010
(some Yat) Amusing Governor Bobby Jindal thinks he's bad luck for the Saints, won't attend NFC Championship game  (wwl.com) (59)

Mon January 18, 2010
(Canoe) Dumbass You're a DJ and there's a suicidal woman holding up traffic, so you C) Take commuter's request for Van Halen's "Jump"  (cnews.canoe.ca) (281)

Sun January 17, 2010
(ESPN) Spiffy Minnesota-Dallas. New York-San Diego. Grab the couch and your favorite cold brew, it's time for your Divisional Playoffs thread, Sunday edition  (sports-ak.espn.go.com) (lots)

Thu January 14, 2010
(Yahoo) Cool Finally, Britain apologizes for thalidomide scandal. High five if you've got 'em  T-Shirt  (news.yahoo.com) (142)

Tue January 12, 2010
(NBC Sports) Amusing Although the Dallas Cowboys were prepared to go crazy signing free agents in an uncapped year, winning their playoff game last weekend now puts restrictions on who they can sign  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (63)
(CNN) Stupid As if you needed yet another reason not to fly delta, baggage fees being raised. Presumably so they can lose your luggage at a profit  T-Shirt  (cnn.com) (100)

Mon January 11, 2010
(I Heart Chaos) Strange I'm a bipedal unicorn with a samurai sword and your argument is invalid (Probably Not safe for work)  (iheartchaos.com) (34)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Patti Smith releasing an autobiography. Man, I loved her in Scandal  (rollingstone.com) (32)
(Some Guy) Interesting Studies show that pyramids were built by a bunch of willing old Gizas  (haaretz.com) (53)

Sun January 10, 2010
(Daily Mail) Cool Scientists unearth 6,000 year old footprints  (dailymail.co.uk) (78)

Sat January 09, 2010
(Some Rematch Guy) Cool Can the Bengals show a rookie QB why he can't make the playoffs? Can Dallas hand Philly yet another loss? Here's you wildcard Saturday playoff thread (starts 4:30pm ET, both games NBC)  (nfl.com) (lots)

Thu January 07, 2010
(Yahoo) Scary Fahrenheit -52: the temperature at which North Dakota becomes interesting  (news.yahoo.com) (466)

Wed January 06, 2010
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Sad The last B. Dalton's is closing. Subby toasts their memory with his Orange Julius  T-Shirt  (startribune.com) (110)
(CTV) Spiffy Canada deflated as USA snaps their five-year Gold Medal streak at World Junior Hockey Championships. America looks up from what it's doing and asks "The World what now?"  (ctv.ca) (197)

Tue January 05, 2010
(BBC) Sad Mumbai condom vending machines hit by burglars and vandals. Inconceivable  T-Shirt  (news.bbc.co.uk) (97)

Mon January 04, 2010
(Some Catholic) Sad Feminist Mary Daly died abroad today at age 81  T-Shirt  (ncronline.org) (403)

Sun January 03, 2010
(National Review) Interesting Imagine if I collected the most infamous deeds of African-Americans this decade - say, Michael Vick's dog-fighting scandal and O. J. Simpson's most recent criminal exploit - and then called it "the decade in black America"  (article.nationalreview.com) (266)

Tue December 29, 2009
(Free Press) Fail If there's two things the Republicans love to start screaming over, it's Christmas and terrorism. Problem is, they're furious over Christmas and celebrating terrorism  (freep.com) (195)
(The Tennessean) Interesting Man, clad in underwear and sandals, kills deer with stick, or as the locals call it "Saturday"  (tennessean.com) (112)
(CNN) Obvious Charlie Sheen's career won't be affected by scandal because everyone already knows he's a douchebag. It's not news, it's CNN  (edition.cnn.com) (138)

Mon December 28, 2009
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting This just in from the Bureau of Rectal Extraction: Tiger Woods scandal costs shareholders $12B  (blogs.wsj.com) (38)

Sun December 27, 2009
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Rough decade for Florida: Elian Gonzalez, Dale Earnhardt, Carolina Panthers cheerleaders, Ted Williams' head, Terri Schiavo, boars castrated on the radio, Debra Lafave, (Headline is too long; keep it under 250 characters or so)  (tampabay.com) (55)

Fri December 25, 2009
(MSNBC) NewsFlash Man detained in Detroit after attempting to light a powdery substance on a Northwest Airlines flight  (msnbc.msn.com) (797)

Thu December 24, 2009
(ABC News) Hero Nation's most highly decorated soldier, who was awarded the Medal of Honor once and was nominated twice more and earned eight purple hearts, has passed away. Unclear if he went peacefully or if Death will be walking with a limp for a while  (abcnews.go.com) (149)

Mon December 21, 2009
(ESPN) Fail Cowboys are auditioning new placekickers, including Sean Suisham. That's right, Dallas wants the Redskins' sloppy seconds  (sports.espn.go.com) (170)

Sun December 20, 2009
(The Consumerist) Amusing If you're an airline that has canceled hundreds of flight due to a snow storm, what music do you play for cusomers on hold? Is it: c) Let it snow  (consumerist.com) (50)

Fri December 18, 2009
(Dallas News) Interesting Dallas Cowboys LB DeMarcus Ware officially listed as questionable and a game time decision for their game against the Saints tomorrow. Let's be real, at this point Wade Phillips would start Chris Henry if he thought it'd save his job  (cowboysblog.dallasnews.com) (74)
(Some Cow) Strange Dallas coach says Cowboys won't "cow down" to Saints  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (39)
(Yahoo) Amusing Now playing point guard is...D'Angelo Barksdale?  (rivals.yahoo.com) (58)
(Reuters) Sad Pepsi's beverage brand will not advertise during this year's Super Bowl, marking the end of a 23 year run as top advertiser. In related news, a Clydesdale horse, talking baby and Danica Patrick spotted fist-bumping nearby  (reuters.com) (99)

Thu December 17, 2009
(The Sun) Obvious Even in the face of a sex scandal, Tiger Woods manages to conduct himself with grace and dignity. Just kidding, he's close to cracking up and spends days alone watching cartoons  (thesun.co.uk) (127)

Wed December 16, 2009
(National Review) Followup Right wing blogs and climate skeptics backpedalling from claims about Gore being wrong about sea ice so fast that they're creating a new source of clean energy  (planetgore.nationalreview.com) (827)

Tue December 15, 2009
(CNN) Fail Dallas Cowboys' experiment with showing the 2nd half of their game Sunday in 3D leaves fans nauseated and annoyed. Pretty much the same as if they'd watched the game in 2D, actually  (nfl.fanhouse.com) (56)

Sun December 13, 2009
(Vimeo) Video Man performs "What is Love" with a bass guitar, Melodica, a loop pedal and a chicken suit  (vimeo.com) (24)

Fri December 11, 2009
(ESPN) Amusing Good news, Dallas Cowboys fans: Tony Romo is once again your snap holder  (sports.espn.go.com) (146)

Thu December 10, 2009
(Fox News) Interesting Dalai Lama believes that Obama's Nobel Prize is "a little early," declares that he would have selected Axl Rose for finally bringing about Chinese Democracy  (foxnews.com) (258)
(Yahoo) Obvious Yahoo CEO Carol Bartz says that internet traffic generated by the Tiger Woods scandal is 'better than Michael Jackson dying' and will 'absolutely' help Yahoo make their numbers this quarter  (news.yahoo.com) (34)

Wed December 09, 2009
(Yahoo) Cool John Daly back on tour and half the man he used to be...with pic goodness  (sports.yahoo.com) (37)

Tue December 08, 2009
(Yahoo) Sad Doctor who attended JFK in the Dallas ER 46 years ago, mysteriously dies of a long battle with lung cancer. Wake up, sheeple  (news.yahoo.com) (114)
(Some Guy) Obvious Lady hurts her knee trying to get into her seat, sues airline. Airline reminds her that knees must be stowed in the overhead compartments, or completely under the seat in front of you  (wnem.com) (52)

Sun December 06, 2009
(ESPN) Cool Will Vince Young and the Titans end the Colts' bid for a perfect season? Will Michael Vick get booed in his return to Atlanta? Will the Dallas Cowboys begin their annual December collapse? This is your Week 13 Sunday NFL discussion thread  (espn.go.com) (3909)

Sat December 05, 2009
(Daily Mail) Fail Headline: "Whoopi Goldberg storms off set of TV show after heated debate over Tiger Woods scandal" Article: She walked a few steps then turned around and came back  (dailymail.co.uk) (35)

Fri December 04, 2009
(Some Guy) Asinine For the fourteenth straight day, the three broadcast networks have failed to report on the great and growing ClimateGate scandal on their weekday morning or evening news programs  (mrc.org) (875)

Thu December 03, 2009
(ESPN) Amusing Eli Manning to Dallas Cowboys: "You'll get over it"  (sports.espn.go.com) (100)

Tue December 01, 2009
(Den Of Geek) Interesting The mystery of the 1981 videogame Polybius. Did it ever exist? Is it a gaming urban myth? Did it leave gamers genuinely suicidal?  (denofgeek.com) (57)

Mon November 30, 2009
(NPR) Asinine Palo Alto parents stand by railroad tracks all day to prevent suicidal teens from jumping in front of trains. Because that's waaaaay less boring than actually listening to suicidal teens  (npr.org) (271)
(Telegraph) Obvious Tiger Woods' pretty friend chose discretion over scandal: "Although I've been romantically linked to a famous baseball player, a Broadway star, a musician, and various film and television actors, I will never kiss and tell"  (telegraph.co.uk) (61)

Sun November 29, 2009
(St. Petersburg Times) Obvious Roger Daltry laments loss of "wonderful culture" of vinyl: "Now we get these stupid little boxes. You can't read the f***ing lyrics Get me my f***ing reading glasses. What we need is for vinyl to become trendy again"  (tampabay.com) (87)
(The Daily Press) Dumbass I see your Mangino quoting Zapata and raise you Groh reading a whole Dale Wimbrow poem in his postgame press conference  (dailypress.com) (15)

Thu November 26, 2009
(SMH) Interesting It's curtains for two in beefeater scandal  T-Shirt  (smh.com.au) (46)
(Yahoo) Interesting Thirty-two percent of American men are obviously watching Alton Brown more than the Dallas Cowboys this year  (fe2.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com) (141)
(Miami Herald) Misc Coño man, it has been 10 years since Elián touch our hearts, Ft Lauderdale  (miamiherald.com) (57)

Wed November 25, 2009
(7 News Boston) Dumbass 13 NBA referees linked to Tim Donaghy gambling scandal  (www1.whdh.com) (92)

Tue November 24, 2009
(CNN) Asinine Banks discover that consumers are reducing credit card use, turning to debit cards instead. Banks are so pleased that they invent new fees and restrictions to celebrate  (money.cnn.com) (57)
(Some Apparent Lightweight) Florida Ft. Lauderdale man smokes 115,000th joint after years of averaging 10 a day, but never gets high. I'm not sure how you've managed after all this practice, but you're doing it wrong  (nbcmiami.com) (119)

Mon November 23, 2009
(LA Times) Fail United Airlines tries to fix its reputation (w/ pic of what a more comfortable United seat may look like)  (latimes.com) (75)

Sun November 22, 2009
(Telegraph) Followup ClimateGate: How the MSM reported the greatest scandal in modern science  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk) (508)
(Yahoo) Cool Can the Ravens end the Colts' streak? Will Romo gets Dallas back on track against the 'Skins? Who will lead the Broncos? How many times will the Eagles intercept Cutler? All this and a whole lot more real football action  (sports.yahoo.com) (lots)

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