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91 headlines found matching 'D La'
Mon September 01, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yesterday, video showed Libyan "extremists" frolicking in the US Embassy pool in Tripoli. "A senior State Department official said late Sunday that it was believed that the embassy compound remains secure, but the situation is very fluid"
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Wed August 27, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: The New Zealand Transport Agency says 2681 vehicles were registered last month. News: As ambulances. Fark: The two ambulance services in the area only have 705 registered ambulances among them
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(35)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
It was 50 years ago when the British invaded Las Vegas
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(15)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
AMAZING FACE, JAPAN: New Japanese Product Exercises Your Face. In The Stupidest Way Possible.
 
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pastor calls to imprison gays for "ten years hard labor." Earlier drafts, however, read, "ten years hard, sweaty, muscle-y labor"
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(203)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Newsvine)
 
 
 
Woman caught on camera stealing a newly laid lawn. What a crazy old sod
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(41)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
News: Satanists avoid lawsuit by handing over Catholic holy relic they planned to use in a Black Mass. Fark: It was one of those styrofoam communion wafers
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Thu August 21, 2014
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
If you loved last winter, you're really in for a treat. Also: If you loved last winter, you're insane
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(198)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There is a glitch in the Google matrix, and now conspiracy theorists believe there is something sinister hidden in a botched Latin translation algorithm
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(15)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(The Street)
 
 
 
Instead of sharing the massive profits from The Big Bang Theory with its actors, CBS and Time Warner should have cancelled the show. **gasp** Bazinga. **canned laughter**
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(186)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
"In any case, neither the employee nor the store owner called law enforcement-something that would surely happen if Brown committed a "strong-arm robbery."- Video that may show Michael Brown paid for the Cigarillos
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(349)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Right wingnut calls Perry indictment an "example of the criminalization of party differences." That's noted right wingnut, legendary defense attorney, and Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz
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(195)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey insists he's telling the truth that his record label dropped him and that the label is full of shiat saying he still owes them one album. Nothing like manufactured controversy
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Fri August 15, 2014
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rumpled lamp hugger
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(15)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This is Obama's "Bid Laden plans to attack US" memo, only replace the 'memo' with 'warning' and "Bin Laden plans to attack US" with "Syrian civil war will spill over into Iraq in ways you can't imagine"
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Sun August 10, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Polls closed in Turkish presidential elections, even though resuls were announced last week and have already been published in textbooks
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(18)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey dropped by his record label, which should surprise absolutely no one, considering he just publicly blasted them for failing to support his newest album
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(38)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chris Hanson unlikely to get behind latest American Apparel back-to-school campaign. (Slightly Not safe for work)
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(105)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(kitguru)
 
 
 
A major phone manufacturer finds that one of their suppliers is using child labor. Due to their "zero tolerance" policy they: c) reduce orders by only 30%
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(26)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Malcolm Gladwell tells us that the Mafia were the good guys and that crime is a legitimate 'crooked ladder' to the American Dream
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(27)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas Secretary of State doesn't think "churches" disagree with voter ID laws. Some "people" disagree
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(83)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
K-1 fighter Jerome Le Banner gains nationwide acclaim in Japan for escorting little old lady across Tokyo street
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(3)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Apartment complex residents find large rattlesnake, proceed to film a PSA on how NOT to handle a rattlesnake
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(23)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wisconsin court upholds voter ID law, citing only a single case of voter fraud...by a Scott Walker supporter
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(117)
 
(WNYC)
 
 
 
Five years after giving laptops to school kids, Hoboken scraps the whole thing. Anybody want 10,000 used laptops?
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(84)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists figure out why your phone and laptop batteries degrade so quickly, would do something about it except Big Battery won't let them
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Dog chases cat. News: Dog gets his leg caught in long grass on council-owned land and slips a disc. FARK: Dog's owner sues council for £5,000
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(63)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nearly inevitable next Congressman for GA's 10th district in response to a mass shooting: ""It is my belief that any weapon that our government and law enforcement possesses ought to be allowed for individuals to possess in this country"
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(271)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sad news for Zonie Farkers - Wallace of "Wallace and Ladmo," the longest-running live children's show in television history, has gone to that big Ladmo Bag in the sky
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(45)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Dan Aykroyd says Ghostbusters 3 will start filming next year, just like he said last year and the year before and the year before and the year before
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(72)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Facebook Explains Why It Wants to Be a Retail Store." Thanks. It's Monday, and we all needed a good laugh to start the week
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(12)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The US stock market continues climbing ad infinitum thanks to companies, among other things, being their own biggest stock purchasers, in turn helping the USA climb back into its third largest stock bubble in history
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(61)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Mass Christian college to Obama Administration: We want an exemption from your proposed law so we can discriminate against hiring gays and lesbians. New England Association of School and College: So, about that accreditation of yours
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(254)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
Proving once and for all that Americans won't care about soccer for another four years, 64,000 show up to watch Seattle play Portland last night
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(80)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Does Sarah Newlin stay drunk on red wine? Did Lafayette OD? Has Eric got his mojo back? Is Reverend Daniels the real villian in Bon Temps? Tune in to see who dies next in the next bloodbath that is HBO's True Blood
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(56)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Cheetah and dog celebrate first birthday at Dallas Zoo and... you already clicked the link for spotted cat and labrador cuteness
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(40)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You might be too dumb to even write articles for the internet if you write one wondering how Ryan Gosling got Eva Mendes pregnant and label it a Hollywood mystery
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(30)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Moaning moguls, whining winners, fretting firsts, malcontent masters, and lamenting leaders
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(16)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Stop Yoko. Stop)
 
 
 
Someone gave a crazy old lady a microphone at Glastonbury and the result was about as appealing as giving an old lady a stripper's pole
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(58)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Orange is the New Black cast might have dominated Law & Order, but the Breaking Bad cast owes their existence to guest starring roles on The X-Files
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Like to do things by rote? Think you could last more than a few days on a Chinese electronics assembly line?
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good morning, sunshine. It's July 5, 2014. You've survived last night's rousing July 4 celebration, you managed to not burn your house down with fireworks, and you have one hell of a hangover to deal with. Try this
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(27)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4 becomes the biggest film of 2014, earning nearly $100 million opening weekend and securing the #1 spot at the box office. 22 Jump Street is #2 with $15 million, and last week's top film, Think Like a Man Too, plummeted sharply
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Angry over Hillary's fee to speak at UNLV, students argue they should be paid for her speech instead. "$225,000 is enough to award 225 students scholarships of $1,000", or 22,500 students a joint and large pepperoni pizza
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(197)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio doesn't get why people are wondering why his department used a taxpayer-funded helicopter to search for a lost dog when the chopper is always being launched to rescue people from mountains and lakes
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Survey finds 20 percent of Canadians have abandoned landlines in favor of cellphones. In related news, 80 percent of Canadians still have landlines
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(45)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
MH370 pilot practiced landing on remote island strip on his computer and had no social commitments scheduled after the flight
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(168)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You seem fat and lazy, here's a recipe for making pancakes in a rice cooker
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(58)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
You know that spider you killed last night? It was perhaps a decoy to dull your senses
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(11)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
North Carolina US Senate candidate comes right out and laments the fact that that blacks and hispanics are overtaking the state's "traditional population." In a related note, shares in dog-whistle manufacturers are plummeting
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(137)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
What happens when the LAPD decides to fly a camera-mounted drone over crazed LA Kings fans after their Stanley Cup victory? Pretty much what you would expect
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(47)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Obama should not have released the 5 worst terrorists in Gitmo in return for a traitor. Instead, he should have explored releasing the 15 worst, handing over some cash, and an insurgent to be named later
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(58)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How the recession reshaped the economy, in 255 really depressing, interactive charts. Hope that 6-year-old laptop of yours can handle it
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(87)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what it was like to be Indiana Jones between the movies, it involves Cialis and laundry
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(14)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
X-Men: Days of Future Past becomes highest-grossing movie in X-Men franchise in its second weekend despite having a script so bad it would have to be extensively rewritten before it could even be considered language
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(191)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Learning a second language can help slow brain aging. Quiero chuper sus chiles
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman gets nickname of 'China's human kebob' after successfully falling off a building and landing on a 20-foot piece of rebar
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(71)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Irishman Sheamus or Swiss Cesaro represent the US as its champion? Can John Cena once again rise above and stand last? Are the midgets going to deliver the most interesting match once again at WWE Payback, 8 PM on PPV and WWE Network?
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Fri May 30, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Early Douglas Adams draft of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy found in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'
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(67)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You know what the Walking Dead needs? A peppy '80s-style theme song. And ladies and gentlemen, Wil got that done
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(54)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota legislature goes full libertaro-Somalia and dumps a law forbidding the carrying of fruit in an illegally sized container, along with 1100+ other outdated laws
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(44)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois demonstrates its superior compassion in health care by spending $12 million on care for dead people, and will deal with this by trading the corpses to New York for several thousand Democratic voters to be named later
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(46)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
He played in both the NBA and the NFL. He coached four teams to the Super Bowl. He has never been fired from a coaching job. He's a member of both the NFL and CFL Halls of Fame. And last week, 87-year-old Bud Grant had a garage sale (w/autostart vid)
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Half of American adults were hacked last year, the other 50% immediately promise to change their pa55word
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(40)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Robert De Niro, star of Meet the Fockers, Analyze This, and Last Vegas among other notable films, offers one minute of brilliant acting advice. "It's simpler than you think"
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(20)
 
(Techsonia)
 
 
 
San Diego receives a 45 ton illegal immigrant who reentered after being removed last week
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(93)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oxford-trained lawyer gives up his six-figure salary to follow his dreams of becoming a human cannonball. Rob Schneider last seen trying to buy the movie rights
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(35)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Today's NFL is an equal opportunity employer, that is unless you're a female cheerleader. Then it's jiggle tests, dunk tanks, and unpaid labor
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(98)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Voter-ID laws only inflict "a little bit of inconvenience" on voters who have campaign aides to drive back home and fetch their wallet
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(124)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
So... We have no idea where the M-16 rifle went, maybe it was just misplaced. There's no need to panic and I'm sure it will turn up here at the department and we'll all have a good laugh over it. I mean rifles don't just grow legs and walk away
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(80)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's vehicular based lasagna disaster is brought to you by Gaffney, South Carolina
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(39)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It just goes to show you when you put on an inflatable sumo suit and launch yourself at your colleague always beware that you are your worst enemy
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(10)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Tea Party candidates running grass roots campaigns for Senate portray themselves as average men of the people. Average men of the people with Harvard law degrees or PhDs from Yale, but beyond that they are just like you and me
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(52)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Get out your Fark-certified law GED: the legalese that will permit the NBA to boot out Donald and Shelly Sterling, notwithstanding her apparent ownership interest in the jointly-owned asset
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(45)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Business Standard)
 
 
 
Spokes in Saturn's rings still visible. Giant baseball card last seen somewhere around Uranus
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(18)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You would think that somewhere along the line in this aspiring lawyer's academic life, he would have encountered the rules and laws against randomly ripping the head off a bird
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(62)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For those who missed last night's Game of Thrones, here's Tyrion's speech at the end of the episode. Also known as an "the clip they'll be playing at the Emmy's next year"
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(116)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
101-year-old lady shows Chris Rock and Bababooey how to throw a ceremonial first pitch
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(41)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thieves break into Garfield's tomb, are disappointed they didn't find even one jewel encrusted lasagna pan
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today, 994 days after the earthquake that ravaged lawn chairs across the entire DC region, the Washington Monument finally re-opens
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(48)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Eurovision.TV)
 
 
 
It's time for the Eurovision Song Contest Grand Final live discussion thread. Who will win? The bearded lady? The guy in a hamster wheel? The country duo? The teenage rockers? The butter churn girl? The show starts at 3PM EDT, 9PM CET
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(425)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Web host throttles FCC's internet access to dial-up speeds to remind them what net neutrality can do. But is happy to restore their access for 1,000 bars of gold-pressed latinum. Quark, you're doing it wrong
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(134)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Mattel decides that your 7-year-old should be introduced to the wonderful world of booking a vehicle, rental contracts and late-return penalties
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(3)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If you had "five days" as how long Sunrail would last without an accident, step forward and claim your prize
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(38)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
It's 'perfectly normal' to see Jesus in your toast, according to new research from the Elvis Presley Institute of Extra-Terrestrial and Large-Footed Mammalian Studies
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Robinson Cano responds to Mariano Rivera's diss over alleged lack of passion: "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man"
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(28)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Global climate change might cause sea level rise that would last thousands of years, or in Fox News terms: Benghazi
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(64)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
How dry is California? Part of I-15 between Los Angeles and Las Vegas burned down yesterday
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(160)
 
(HR Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you can decipher these series of coded tweets, you could land a prized job at the NSA. Or in a cell in Guantanamo, presumably
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(14)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Gary Haynes takes the snap, he drops back and launches a Hail Mary for the end zone, and HOLY CRAP GARY HAYNES COMES DOWN WITH THE BALL, TOUCHDOWN
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
United Launch Alliance's daring attempt to land 36 non-compete government rocket contracts has failed to get off the ground
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(32)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So it turns out SpaceX doesn't have the only rocket that can take off and land on its feet
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(51)
 

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