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Sat December 03, 2016
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Duran Duran lose the copyright battle for ownership of their songs after a High Court ruled record labels owned everything on three of the band's first albums
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Thu December 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Diamonds grown in a lab are now indistinguishable from mined diamonds. Although the value of your mined diamond is enhanced by the mystical cachet of child labor, illicit arms deals, and African genocide, so there is that to consider
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Wed November 30, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
No charges filed in shooting of Keith Scott in Charlotte NC, District attorney determines officer acted lawfully
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rogue One presales may have caused a massive crash to ticket sale servers--just like The Force Awakens did last year
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Sun November 27, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New bio of Lemmy explains how he dealt with being fired from Hawkwind: "I farked all the band's old ladies. Alan Powell has never forgiven me. And I hope he never will"
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Thu November 24, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want a cool way to get rid of your old floppy discs? Dump them into an overturned lawn mower's blades
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
I just told a coworker that I was going to "mosey down to the reception desk" and she told me she didn't know what that meant. What phrases have you uttered lately that someone didn't get?
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Tue November 22, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Klinsmann cemented his firing in private meeting with US Soccer brass, claiming there was a conspiracy to hand 2016 Gold Cup to Mexico so that big-money USA-MEX playoff could be scheduled later that year, "a viewpoint that exasperated his boss"
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
Extended layovers are the new vacations
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Sun November 20, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
A mile-high skyscraper built on reclaimed land in a country prone to typhoons and earthquakes. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sat November 19, 2016
(NASA)
 
 
 
Today's rocket surgery is brought to you by The United Launch Alliance Atlas V and its GOES-R payload. Launch broadcast begins at 4:45 PM ET. Launch scheduled for 5:42 PM ET
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Being a good bartender is a lot like being a good lawyer because everyday you have to be on top of your game, they're both professions that are performed on a stage, and you have to convince people you know what you're doing even when you're clueless
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Wed November 16, 2016
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
What does your state consider "sweater weather?" Bare-armed South Dakotans point and laugh at shivering Arizonans
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Proof Aussies are descended from convicts: Crooks steal Sydney man's cash and laptop while his Ferrari goes up in flames
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Hong Kong Standard)
 
 
 
A woman in Portland splashed laundry detergent on protesters last night. This is the first recorded use of the little known martial art of Tide-kwon-do
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Tue November 08, 2016
(#fark IRC)
 
 
 
Don't forget that #fark IRC still exists on fdfnet - join us on this boring, humdrum day and share recipes and laughs
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you're going to the airport to watch jets take off and land, bring along a radio so you can talk to the pilots
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Question: "Is it feasible to sort through 650,000 emails in a couple of days?" Edward Snowden: gimme an old laptop and a couple of hours
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Although CD sales account for only 13% of revenue for record labels, your chance of buying a counterfeit one is 50/50
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
While it may be the mid-point of the NFL schedule, in fantasy world, you need to start focusing on playoff positioning. Need last minute advice? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here to help
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Fri October 28, 2016
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Everyone with half a brain knows that electing Hillary equals unleashing an anti-American, anti-Christian beast upon America, wreaking havoc and laying waste of our culture as founded
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
"Organized labor - always a junior partner in the Democratic Party even at its height - is now something closer to Donny in The Big Lebowski. Frail, meek and at death's door, he must always 'shut the fark up.'"
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Everyone who survived last year's #BeforeIDie party is invited back for another chance
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Science Fiction)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (10/26): You can read Civil War 2 #6, or you can just read last weeks Immortal Iron Man #1 if you wanted the ending spoiled by an incompetent publisher
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
....aaaaaand the election-related lawsuits have begun
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's research files characterized Bernie Sanders as a "failed lawmaker." Mostly because as a democratic socialist he doesn't have the first idea of how to even solicit a basic bribe
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists just broke the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This is why we can't have nice things
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
US says it's detected another failed launch of Best Korea's No Dong missile. No word if they will try launch of experimental Viagra missile to see if it will stay up
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo's fake accounts scam appears to have overwhelmingly targeted Latinos
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The day Tampa banned lap dances
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Tue October 18, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What's worse than being groped by Donald Trump on the set of The Apprentice? How about being groped by Gary Busey while Donald Trump looks on and laughs?
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What do you need for a good night's sleep? Experts say buy a cheapo mattress, go to bed late and give your pillows to the cat. That work for you?
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Sat October 15, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Chuck Lorre developing Bonfire of the Vanities television series for Amazon [CANNED LAUGHTER]
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Thu October 13, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump ally and real-life James Bond villain Vladimir Putin denies Russia has meddled with the US presidential election, then calmly returns to his desk, strokes his white cat, and laughs maniacally
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't take potshots at U.S. warships. We have satellite- and laser-guided missiles
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Jack White's Nashville record label will release album of the Anthony Bourdain sessions, aka the epic house-party rager White threw for Bourdain in Nashville featuring live sets from The Dead Weather, The Kills, and William Tyler
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Tue October 11, 2016
(WTAE)
 
 
 
One thing you don't expect to find in your garage on a Saturday morning when you open it is a six-point buck that fell 40 feet from a turnpike bridge and landed intact. (With Picture of cartoon-like silhouette hole in garage roof)
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever meet someone with a bad last name? Met a guy with the last name Dicsh*ts. I wasn't sure how to react
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Filthy comedy film franchise "Ted" still big in Japan, thanks to nation's love of plushies and to Japanese adapters who intentionally lost rated-R scenes and language in translation to make it seem family-friendly. Here's Ted's Tokyo pop-up cafe
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rutgers lost to Michigan so badly that the Rutgers band started playing the Michigan fight song. Subby can't decide whether he should laugh or cry
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New research on inequality and lack of social mobility in America comes to sobering conclusion: "Whatever you thought, it's worse"
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Chutes and Ladders has ancient Hindu roots, the original Game of Life had a Suicide Square, at first Mr. Potato Head didn't come with a plastic potato, and other things you didn't know about classic games
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The good news is you can still settle on unclaimed land not ruled by a government. The bad news is the land exists on a strip of desert between Egypt and Sudan
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Thu September 29, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
For upcoming exhibit, Smithsonian's National Museum of American History is collecting artifacts of Latino baseball culture before President Trump ships them to Mexico for a wall to be named later
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
The governor of Arkansas says that if they legalize medical marijuana in the state, it would hurt businesses in the state. Namely the pharmaceutical and law enforcement businesses
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My stepson died last month and all I can feel is relief; I watched him destroy himself over the last fifteen years and spin nothing but lies. My stepdaughter feels the same way. However, my wife thinks we're being callous. Are we?"
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Talk show host Michael Savage pulled off air after discussing Hillary's health. Body expected to be found later this week, cause of death 'unknown'
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Tue September 27, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Go ahead and laugh at Donald Trump's claims that he was foiled by a finicky microphone on Monday night, but I can relate. When I write a bad column, it's all my keyboard's fault"
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(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Let's go to the instant gratification polls to see how well Hillary Clinton did last night. Oh....oh my
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The Chase begins for NASCAR's lower series with the Truck Series in New Hampshire for the UFIA 175, 1 PM ET on FS1, followed later in the day by the Xfinity Series in Drew's backyard for the Fb's Paternity Tests 300 at 8 PM ET on NBCSN
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
ABC will reboot Cagney and Lacey, but neither lead will be called Cagney or Lacey because they don't want to pay royalties or for the rights, but it will just be a "female drama just like that show"
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(The Penalty King)
 
 
 
Sheffield Wednesday continue their push to climb back to the promised land of the Premier League. What have they done this season to take that next vital step?
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Fri September 23, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"You'd think a guy who wrote 'Spanish Johnny drove in from the underworld last night / With bruised arms and broken rhythm and a beat-up old Buick...' could navigate his way around a complete and creditable American sentence. And you'd be right"
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Real-life Space Invaders with drones and lasers. 'nuff said
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(BBC)
 
 
 
I didn't know Drew was in Scotland last weekend, but it appears his taste in clothing hasn't improved
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Mon September 19, 2016
(WCSH 8 Portland)
 
 
 
One quarter of Americans say they won't be able to retire at age 70. The good news is that with their diet and lack of exercise, most of them won't live to see 50
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are nine life skills that are not taught in school even though they should be, including car repair, swimming, budgeting, and Latin (okay, we made the last one up)
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Hey lady, if you are going to drive a stolen car at 3:30 am, make sure you are not drunk. Hey cops, while you are gathering info about the stolen car, make sure the handcuffed lady is not able to escape from your patrol car
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Thu September 15, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"...and wolf asked, 'Where'd you learn foreign policy?' And Trump said, 'Books.' And we all had a good laugh about that"
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona's first female (and last decent) governor, Rose Mofford, dies at 94
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Wed September 14, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Having forgotten what happened last week, Gary Johnson places full-page ad in NYT, demanding for more exposure
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Chron)
 
 
 
If you guessed 'two months and two weeks' for the length of time Johnny Manziel's self-imposed sobriety would last, step up and collect your prize
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Misfits' Jerry Only explains why he reunited with Glenn Danzig: Well, I ran out of money about 3 years ago and my old lady paid the bills for awhile but she got sick of that and she left so I figured, what the hell?
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Sun September 04, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The real reason we go to war ...and it's not about oil and land
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Thu September 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg's satellite lost when SpaceX rocket explodes hours before its scheduled launch. It must suck having something you poured resources, time, and creative effort into, taken away from you just before it really took off
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Washio on-demand laundry service has gone under. Apparently one day employees came in to see everything just folded
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(National Post)
 
 
 
It's that time of year when the coach of the Maple Leafs promises that the team aren't going to suck as much this season as they did last season. This year's speaker: Mike Babcock
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Here's to Warren Hinckle: muckraker, journalistic impresario and scoundrel that no one seems to have cared about when he died last week
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
You never want to hear 'skydiving' and 'hard landing' in the same sentence
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Sun August 28, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Father with a short temper catches his daughter in his car fooling around with a boy. Girl not glad after mad dad goes off like a bad launching pad
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Sat August 27, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Six more NFL preseason games to slog through today, highlighted by...well...it's preseason, so who knows? KC @ CHI at 1pm, DET @ BAL, PHI @ IND, NYG @ NYJ, TEN @ OAK, and LA @ DEN in the evening games
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Street art is booming in the town where Banksy set up his pop-up Dismaland last year
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Frank Ocean gives a record label a taste of their own medicine
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(UPI)
 
 
 
American airline travelers set a new record last week: 81 guns confiscated by TSA agents, the most ever in one week. USA USA USA
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former Mission Impossible and Law & Order actor Steven Hill dies at age 94. *DOINK DOINK*
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Somebody must have tipped Trump off that you don't get to keep leftover campaign funds. The Trump campaign's expenses more than doubled last month, even though none of the spending was on new staff, TV ads, or operational build-out
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
I just got carded for buying cigarettes. That's no big deal except that I turned of age to buy them 16 farking years ago. What's made you scratch your head lately?
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Thu August 18, 2016
(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Many Blacks and Latinos will claim Trump is evil and the second coming of Hitler to their friends but when they are in the privacy of the voting booth they will pull the lever for Trump
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subbette has been depressed lately. What do you do when you're depressed?
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Wed August 17, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Attention courtesans register outrage, demand laudanum
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Bradley Cooper and Lady Gargoyle greenlit for Star is Born remake
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cisco is changing the way we work, live, play and layoff
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
One of the last vestiges of old Las Vegas is no more as the last tower of the Riviera implodes in a pile of dust, rubble, broken dreams, and shame
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rudi Giuliani claims he didn't forget 9/11: "I was just using abbreviated language. All human beings speak in abbreviated language at times"
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Mon August 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Actor Fyvush Finkel dies at 93. You might remember him from such projects as "Picket Fences," "Nixon" and "The Krusty the Klown Story: Booze, Drugs, Guns, Lies, Blackmail and Laughter"
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Sun August 14, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX mission JCSAT-16 is delivering a Japanese communication satellite to orbit tonight. Droneship landing of the first stage to follow. Estimated launch time is 1:26am EDT so the visuals should be amazing
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump realizes he was also being sarcastic when he said he'd flip blue states, closes NJ office and laughs at all the idiot losers who fell for his joke because they just don't "get" him
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(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
"A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says..."
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Half of Han and Lando to be played by half of Troy and Abed
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Okay, so Clinton and her team may not have *technically* violated laws with the whole "pay to play" scheme, but they violated the "spirit" of the pledge, and that's gotta matter for something, right?
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Wed August 10, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, My lover's off to far-flung lands for years and I'll be left with my no good lazy husband and his Xbox games. Should I even be at home with him?
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
"I was accepted for my continuing degree at a university. Then one day I said 'f*ck it' and went back to Japan to become a professional insane person who wore too much makeup, didn't sleep enough, and lived for her shiny boys in leather and lace"
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
Bronx public defender robs Greenwich, CT bank. Hope she knows a good lawyer
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Advocacy groups: AARP, why are you a member of ALEC when they design voter id laws that disproportionately affect seniors and fight against drug price controls? AARP: *runs away*
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Enes Kanter knows that if you are going to use the crying Jordan meme, the best possible scenario is to unleash it on entitled Lakers fans
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