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Thu November 16, 2017
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us employee: I need a holiday bonus. Company: I'm sorry, we can't afford that, due to our pending bankruptcy negotiations and lackluster sales. Executive: I need a holiday bonus. Company: Of course, here is $16 million
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Was this the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT Trump promised after getting home from Asia? Because if so, it's just him shiatting on CNN again and lavishly suckling Fox & Friends's teat
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Tue November 14, 2017
(DW)
 
 
 
Latest Brexit talks were like bad sex: Short, pointless and lacking in results
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Following release of Bitcoin Cash, which was designed to fix flaw in Bitcoin, another cryptocurrency Bitcoin Gold launched to fix another flaw. Expect new Bitcoin Silver, Crystal, Ruby and Sapphire to launch soon. Gotta catch 'em all
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Mon November 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Oliver: The spread of Trump's trolling techniques shows that we're 'seriously and lastingly f*cked'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pedophile spared jail because. A) He had a good lawyer. B) The evidence wasn't compelling enough. C) His bad back would make prison 'uncomfortable'
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Sat November 11, 2017
(NESN)
 
 
 
Can fans sue an NFL team? Indianapolis Colts now susceptible to a fraud lawsuit alleging that they knowingly disseminated false information that Andrew Luck would play in 2017 in order to sell ticket packages
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The linked picture is a transparent excuse to post the goofiest looking images of politicians we can find. Let us come together as a community to point mockingly at them and laugh
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Tue November 07, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
This used to be a nice neighborhood before the old ladies started moving in
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Mon November 06, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
No, the emails weren't edited and no, Brazile wasn't wrong about anything. Maybe if the media had cared to defend Hillary this hard last year she'd be President now
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Wed November 01, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Good news couch potatoes, there soon may be a pill to make exercise obsolete thanks to Couch Potato Mouse and Lance Armstrong Mouse
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Billy Connolly to be knighted by the Queen. "I feel as if I should be called Lancelot or something. Sir Lancelot, that would be nice. Sir Billy doesn't quite have the same ring"
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara deals with the consequences of fame and lactose intolerance. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Polaris and Eclipse are reunited and their aurora threatens to give them away to Sentinel Services (FOX 9ET)
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Former President George W. Bush throws first pitch at Game 5 of World Series, surprising onlookers by missing the field entirely and landing in Iraq instead
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Under the Trump administration you can still sign up for Obamacare, same as always, you just need to get the proper forms from a disused lavatory in the dark basement of the HHS building- the one with the big sign saying "beware of the leopard"
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Sun October 29, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Embezzle millions of dollars? Your team of high-priced lawyers will see you never spend a second in jail. Steal $1 and a houseplant? That's 7-1/2 to 15 years in the big house for you
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Fri October 27, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We now go to Houston for Game 3 of the World Series. Pitching matchup is Yu Darvish and Lance McCullers, Jr. Who will go up 2-1 in the Series? First pitch is at 8:20pm ET on FOX
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Company in charge of Puerto Rico cleanup acts all "Presidential", then thinks better of it and later apologizes
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US intelligence community broadens surveillance...on US citizens...without Congressional, or executive oversight...with help of decades old law. Sleep well citizen
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Mon October 23, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know that old lady in front of you on the NYC subway who cannot figure out how to swipe her metro card? Just wait until she has to pay using her phone
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this polka-dotted lady
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President signed law that unbeknownst to him effectively hindered law enforcement from punishing big corporate donors to both Democrats and Republicans. A law they had sought for years. No, not that President
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sen Joe Manchin calls on Trump to withdraw the name of Rep. Tom Marino to be "Drug Czar" after last night's "60 minutes" revealed Marino to be the architect of the drug industry-backed law that crippled the DEA and made the opioid epidemic possible
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Sun October 15, 2017
(NBC)
 
 
 
I want to be woke, but I watched Will and Grace this evening and it was just terrible. The joke pacing and laugh track were all the things I hate about sitcoms. Can I criticise the show without looking like some kind of secret homophobe?
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Brave passengers board last ever Flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
School district will pay $3.4 million to settle a 12-year-old lawsuit over former teacher's sexual misconduct with third graders. Fark: District's defense asserted the girls were "old enough to appreciate the consequences of their actions"
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The meltdown will be Twittervised and televised as Trump accuses Democrats and late night talk show hosts of conspiring against him
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Equifax is gonna look int'a itself on allegations that executives knew about the hack when they traded large amounts of shares. You see, we will totally get to the bottom of this. In your face, anti-capitalistic naysayers
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Sat September 30, 2017
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey has filed a counter-suit against Cathriona White's family and lawyers for extortion, implied indemnity, aannnd you kinda knew this would get uglier
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Fri September 29, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon looks to 2024 for first Mars mission, assuming the construction of his secret solar-powered volcanic island underground lair continues on schedule. But if the wooly avian raptors get out of their cryo-stasis fields again, all bets are off
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Mon September 25, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
That dude is so getting laid later
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Fri September 22, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
If your record label is dropping you from its roster don't worry. Beyonce's record label has got you covered
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Average farker disappointing Scarlett Johansson would last longer than the scheduled Senate debate on the latest GOP Obamacare repeal bill
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Wed September 20, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller subpoenaed WH documents about Comey and Flynn, it looks like a bit of fun is going to begin. Tonight at 8PM, Chris, Rachel, and Lawrence will gives us their take on this breaking development. Join us for the fun
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Tue September 19, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chris, Rachel, and Larry should have plenty of thoughts on the Rocket Man speech. This is YOUR MSNBC Discussion thread. (Starting at 8PM EDT)
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Oklahoma QB Baker Mayfield on what caused the Sooners' 2014 collapse: (A) poor playcalling (b) no talent depth and lack of execution (C) a tough road schedule or (D) Katy Perry
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Medium)
 
 
 
St. Louis Police lay siege to a Synagogue housing peaceably assembled demonstrators as Trump Supporters start a Gas The Synagogue social media campaign. Bonus: Little old lady beaten with riot gear, trampled, and dragged by police
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Apple to block tracking cookies in next version of Safari. Advertising groups complain that this will make online ads "more generic and less timely and useful." Let us all bow our heads and lament the passing of timely and useful advertising
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
"Corinne's affair with a Jesuit priest, her subsequent pregnancy as a result, and later exorcism, are all unacceptable." Confused? You won't be after reading this link about Soap
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas has an abundance of Painted Ladies. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put on my Robe and Wizard's hat
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
How scary can it be to try and land a plane during Irma at Myrtle Beach airpor-GAAAAAAA
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Sat September 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not content to simply insult slaughtered children and mourn over imaginary pizza parlor kids, recent custody battle loser Alex Jones gets to stigginit to young girl over bad language and sounding unhinged
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Thu September 07, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Authorities find indoor pool with several sharks. No word on head-mounted lasers or remains of missing spies
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Journalist states how glad she is 2 Broke Girls is off the air, citing how unfunny it was and the canned laughter. Of course it only lasted 6 seasons because guys liked staring at Kat Dennings' chest
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Let's all point and laugh at Steve King's (R-eal psychopath) pain and disappointment over Trump's six-month delay on DACA
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Fri September 01, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Why did Forbes kill a column advocating price-gouging in Houston - after it was published? Maybe it's because they developed a sense of shame and lacked the sense to know that the internet never forgets
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Thu August 31, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Belarus at "war" with imaginary country of Veyshnoria, which offers "stew, honey, bread and lard" to Belarusian deserters
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these masked ladies
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Mon August 28, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Old ladies scrap on the subway, 63-year-old gets the worst of it
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Sat August 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma police chief outed as owner of white supremacist record label
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Wed August 23, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy gave a shiat speech last night, Arpaio remains unpardoned, and Kushbot's been sent to bring peace to the Middle East. Here's your MSNBC livethread, Hayes @ 8, Rach @9, and Larry @10, all times EDT
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you need extra cash, you probably shouldn't pawn your work issued laptop. Especially if you're a city councilman. Especially not 9 times
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Tue August 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Protip: If 'Kill the Jews', 'At the Dawn of a New Aryan Empire' and 'Behead the Semite' are among the catchy titles produced by the record label you own, you might find yourself looking for some new law partners
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Nothing is more fresh for your dinner at a Shanghai hot pot restaurant than having a rat die, fall from the ceiling and land straight on your dinner table ready to eat
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Navy to captains: You guys read "How to Avoid Large Ships," right?
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The media has been dishonestly portraying the white nationalists who gathered in Charlottesville as violent, when they could have just been little old ladies hoping to listen to Civil War buffs speak about Robert E. Lee, falsely claims Ann Coulter
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
If you woke up today thinking "Hey, why hasn't anyone ever invented an inflatable LED lamp?" then today's your lucky day
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Today in "I should lay off the hard stuff" headlines: A Colony of Bats Has Moved Into a Triceratops
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Plaque honoring Jefferson Davis for 50 years, affixed to a wall outside a department store, was removed last night. Fark: In Montreal, Canada
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Remember back when Trump was popular with blacks and latinos? Then Trump went full birther. Why? Kushner rolled his eyes. Then he responded: "He doesn't really believe it, Elizabeth. He just knows Republicans are stupid and they'll buy it"
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Turns out the alt right moron that Trump retweeted last night is the same guy who attempted to smear anti Trump protests with a "rape Melania" protest sign. The Aristocrats
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Some of the best and lamest of the upcoming Player's Weekend shirts
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
Cleveland lawyer who attempted "Breaking Bad" money laundering scam with Federal informant denied appeal. He'll make a great Cinnabon manager when he's paroled
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Fri August 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The secret identity of Captain Obvious is revealed to be Rep. Leonard Lance (R-N.J.) who told CNN that he told his town hall crowd that Trump "certainly has not been" civil in his rhetoric. and "I think the crowd agreed with that"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know what businesses AREN'T loving the "Trump Effect"? Gun makers that's who: "Sturm, Ruger & Co. (RGR) reported Wednesday afternoon sales were down 22% against the same period last year while profits fell 53%"
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Statue of Liberty is a beacon of liberty lighting the world. But that whole "give us your huddled masses yearning to be free" part was added later, it doesn't mean anything
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah's In Memoriam tribute to Anthony Scaramucci's White House career, which spanned late July to slightly-later July
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Republicans are getting legislation advice and language from r/The_Donald. Now this whole mess is making a lot more sense
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
KellyAnne Conway: I'm a stupid idiot and you should point and laugh at me
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Look at him. Look at him and laugh
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Thu July 20, 2017
(VinePair)
 
 
 
Purposeful, flamboyant Johnnie Walker "Striding Man" has an illustrious history that should interest anyone who habitually studies bottles of Johnnie Walker Red Label
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Kingsman: The Golden Circle Trailer 2 - Now with 100% more electrified lassoing action
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Even after a forced late-night meeting the GOP is still at an impasse with health care
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Plane makes unexpected landing in middle of moving traffic on Long Island road. "GET OFF THE ROAD, YA BUM"
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