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Sun February 05, 2012
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(BBC) Spiffy How low will the chariot swing, will Ireland hear the call, will the bread be heavenly, will Scotland flower, can le bleu allez and can Italy avoid the wooden spoon? It's Six Nations time  (bbc.co.uk) (30)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious It looked like Obama's re-election campaign was sailing against some stiff political winds, but then hot air masses in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Florida dramatically changed the climate  (news.yahoo.com) (71)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Herald Tribune) Florida 55-year-old Florida man claiming Indian descent wears war paint, headdresses, and performs sacred dance ceremonies at heritage festivals across the state. Some Native Americans have a problem with this (w/ pic of alleged Indian)  (heraldtribune.com) (164)


Thu January 26, 2012
(USA Today) Hero There comes a point in every man's life where he must finally take a stand against repressive attacks on his liberty. For this man, that happened on United flight 1287  (travel.usatoday.com) (136)
(USA Today) Unlikely The CDC would like you to know BIRD FLU IS COMING AND YOU'RE NOT SCARED ENOUGH  (usatoday.com) (44)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Abc.net.au) Strange Man who was arrested by police for robbing a police officer at knifepoint and fleeing capture while naked tells judge that he can't be prosecuted because he was possessed by something "joyriding" in his body  (abc.net.au) (30)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Jalopnik) Sick Hobbyist is out flying R/C plane with camera. Look at the pretty landscape--green fields, lush trees, river of blood flowing off behind a meat plant...wait, WHAT?  (jalopnik.com) (222)


Sat January 21, 2012
(BBC) Followup Scientists suspend work on weapons grade bird flu, giving rest of world 60 days to beat some sense into them  (bbc.co.uk) (12)


Thu January 19, 2012
(USA Today) Scary CDC: You know that level of lead that we used to say was safe for your kids? Yeah, um, it's really only half that. Sorry for your little retard, we'll get it right next time. Hey, look over there -- bird flu  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (54)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass If you have an outstanding warrant for rape, you may want to avoid flirting with a uniformed police officer  (heraldextra.com) (190)


Mon January 09, 2012
(CTV) News Feds uncover suspected Islamic extremist plot to bomb Tampa; Newsflash and Florida tags dive for cover  (ctv.ca) (295)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Houston Press) Interesting For cold and flu season, a food critic determines which cough syrups taste best and which taste the most like liquid death  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (123)


Mon January 02, 2012
(YouTube) Cool They're still around and floating around in some kind of Space Rock classification, but Kasabian is still having fun and breaking shiat. This is Switchblade Smiles  (youtube.com) (12)
(The Sun) Spiffy Woman who was bullied over acne and flat chest crowned UK's top pole dancer (w/pic)  (thesun.co.uk) (128)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Some TV Guy) Scary Man with military grade explosives stopped from boarding a United Flight out of Midland, TX. Is it time to panic yet?  (ww2.cox.com) (130)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Topsail Voice) Dumbass Officer Quagmire's investigation into a "suspicious person in the area" leads him to a second floor balcony to check on a seventeen year old girl in her underwear  (carteretnewstimes.com) (84)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Okay photo-Farkers, if you've gotten a new camera and flash this Christmas/ Diwali/ Kwanzaa/ Hannukah/ Festivus/ Hitler's Birthday, this is a pretty good blog for learning how to use flashes  (strobist.blogspot.com) (41)


Sat December 24, 2011
(NBC Bay Area) Asinine If your doctor has you hold the IV bag, smokes a cigar during your procedure, and flushes your fat down the toilet, he may not be legit  (nbcbayarea.com) (25)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Bozeman Comical) Dumbass Man steals woman's panties from her apartment for use as masturbatory aid, gets caught while breaking back in to return them, gives her his voter registration card, and flees. Unknown where his polling place was at this time  (bozemandailychronicle.com) (52)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Followup The government is asking journalists to shut their beaks and stop squawking about how a lab-made version of the bird flu could make us all dead ducks  (mnn.com) (50)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Dumbass Remember those great nights in college, when you'd get drunk, break into someone's house, and steal a coat, yard flag, and frozen pizzas?  (press-citizen.com) (33)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Space) Sad NASA pulls the plug on Space Shuttle Discovery for the last time Friday, Dec. 16, more than 28 years after the NASA's retired fleet leader first came alive. A faint, "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave" was heard  (space.com) (112)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Toronto Star) Amusing How to avoid flying next to a drunk RIM executive  (thestar.com) (15)


Fri December 09, 2011
(CNNGo) Sick 787 Dreamliner breaks records by flying nonstop from Seattle to Dhaka, then clocking in at 42 hours, 27 minutes for a round-the-world flight. With those out of the way, it shall now attempt to wear 248 t-shirts at once  (cnngo.com) (44)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup Please welcome the two newest elements to the Periodic Table: Livermorium and Flerovium. Flavinglavinium, Professorfrinkanium, Glavinflavinanium still awaiting approval process  (news.yahoo.com) (89)


Mon November 28, 2011
(AdAge) Interesting Sales of hard cider rise 25 percent in 2011, leading experts to proclaim cider the new craft beer, "drawing premium prices, coveted women drinkers and even more male fans attracted to bold flavors"  (adage.com) (53)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Your new Broncos Quarterback - Ned Flanders   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (229)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Miami Herald) Florida Walking to elevators is for commies, this is America, we demand the right to drive to our apartment door on the 32nd floor  (miamiherald.com) (47)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida If you're a county commissioner who likes to post anonymously online about how much you hate gays and fluoridated water, don't expect your fellow politicians to help you out when you're identified  (tampabay.com) (53)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Huffington Post) Interesting Creepy Sandusky interview from 1987 "I enjoy being around children. I enjoy their enthusiasm I just have a good time with them." Okay, maybe there were red flags we missed  (huffingtonpost.com) (306)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Pocono Record) Weird Alligators dressed up in hoodies and fleecy pajamas for plane trip to the hospital. No, this is not a euphemism (w/video)  (poconorecord.com) (41)


Wed November 09, 2011
(MSNBC) Scary Vladimir Putin finds Soviet-era weather-control machine, points it at Sarah Palin's front porch, and flips ALL the switches  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (84)
(BareFoot MusicNews) Florida Music, bright tights and flannel at MagnoliaFest 2011  (barefootmusicnews.com) (17)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Roanoke Times) Dumbass Not news: Salem High School marching band flawlessly executes halftime show with artistry and precision. Fark: with an escaped, mostly-nekkid Noid of some kind running amuck among them carrying a stolen flag  (roanoke.com) (46)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Ars Technica) Stupid OLPC to drop tablets from helicopters, says they will be fully configured and ready for use. As God is my witness, I thought turnkeys could fly  (arstechnica.com) (39)


Wed November 02, 2011
(STV.tv) Fail Man in superhero costume arrested for motorway incident. Unclear whether it was suicide attempt or Kryptonite-related flight failure  (news.stv.tv) (5)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Deadspin) Silly IF YOU SMELLLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA... what Fred Flintstone's COOKIN'  (deadspin.com) (23)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Reuters) Asinine Back there, I could fly a gunship. I could drive a tank. I operated million-dollar equipment. Back here, I can't even hold a job PARKING CARS  (reuters.com) (106)


Thu October 27, 2011
(WSB TV) Cool Family says "aw hell no" to fire consuming their 3rd floor apartment, tosses infant to rescuers, lowers toddler via rope, then climbs down the outside of the building "like they were Spiderman"  (wsbtv.com) (36)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Yahoo) Hero Last Polish Battle of Britain pilot dies. He was credited with 3 Luftwaffe kills, 1 Distinguished Flying Cross and 2 giant brass perogies  (news.yahoo.com) (125)
(Sciencemag) Interesting And when he had opened the eighth seal, I saw eight colors of lint envelop the world and eight angels did sneeze and flood the world with wrathful snot, and the people did PANIC  (news.sciencemag.org) (19)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary Turkey drops soldiers from helicopter into Iraq. "As god is my witness, I thought soldiers could fly"  (news.yahoo.com) (108)


Tue October 18, 2011
(InfoWorld) Scary Thailand floods claim major hard-drive factory, destroying 25 percent of worldwide manufacturing capacity. Soon you'll have to look at your existing porn instead of mindlessly collecting more  (infoworld.com) (22)
(The Daily Beast) Ironic The 60's generation, who tend to have high-paying, generally pleasant jobs featuring excellent benefits and flexible schedules, don't get why these kids are protesting when there aren't even any kind of endangered owls on Wall Street  (thedailybeast.com) (256)

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