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42 headlines found matching 'D FL'
Thu May 26, 2016
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Octopus builds a home out of old flip-flops and a metal spoon. Immediately gets a show on DIY
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Woman goes full WTF on board flight, kicks and screams like a baby, then all naked-like
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Gold-medal gymnast throw out an amazingly acrobatic first pitch, and the crowd flips
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man gets breast implants to win $100,000 bet. Textbook red flag for a gambling problem right there
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Thu May 19, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Dumbass tag was invented for accused Florida shoplifter Prolancia Aquila Turner
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
So the guy who had one of the Teen Titan's arms ripped off and another's head punched off, kneecapped Kid Flash, killed Superboy, and turned Doctor Light into Rapey McRaperson wants to bring "hope and optimism" to DC's films. That's the joke
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Wed May 18, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you get past "Naked Florida Man," this story has so much more depth and scope
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
If the weather cooperates, the NASCAR Xfinity Series will be at Dover today for the Ollie's Bargain Outlet 200 at 2 PM ET on Fox, since there don't seem to be any bad movies, infomercials, TMZ, or synchronized fly fishing events to show instead
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly through the windshield of a transit bus
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Sun May 08, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Okay, okay...here's your damned flying car. Now will you PLEASE stop whining and find something else to obsess about?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
22-year-old Florida man thought an alligator he pulled from a lake was dead. Since this is Fark, you know where this is going
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Mon May 02, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
New hoverboard flight record set, surpassing the old mark held by Marty McFly
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
There have been 23 toddler shootings this year with top five pre-K gun club states being Georgia, Missouri, Texas, Michigan, and Florida
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought elephants could fly
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Key and Peele go to an animal shelter and proceed to give the residents names like Mr. Higgabonton Crumplier III, Cat Licksyrussel, Purrhuggz N' Harmony, and FluffyTail WhiskerFace
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pay What You Want: Apps bundle for Mac - photo editing, 3D modeling, website WYSIWYG, record streaming music, & more. But no flying cars. I was promised flying cars (Sponsored Link)
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Fri April 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought Humvees could fly
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
After seeing the rousing successes of Arizona, New York and Florida this primary season, Rhode Island decides to only open a third of their voting locations for next week's primary
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
24 year old flips out figuratively, tries to impersonate a Price Chopper manager. Police arrive, he flips out literally. He does not stick the landing
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ian Kinsler gives the umpires a perfect example of the loophole in the infield fly rule
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Fri April 15, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Yes, gentlemen, the reason no one else is wandering around Florida swamps fighting off crocodiles and venomous snakes is because they don't have the guts to look for the elusive Skunk Ape
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Wed April 13, 2016
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
In happy harmless news that should concern absolutely no one, two empty containers labeled "Guided Missile" found floating offshore southeast Alaskan island
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Brave Iraqi Army, bravely ran away / When ISIS reared its ugly head, they bravely turned their tails and fled / Brave Iraqis turned about, and gallantly they chickened out
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
ISIS bravely ran away away, they bravely ran away. When Obama reared his ugly head, they quickly turned tail and fled, Brave brave ISIS quickly ran away
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sterling Archer comes clean on all 24 James Bond flicks. That's a lot of phrasing
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Fri March 18, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man ordered to undergo mental health evaluation jumps from court house's third floor balcony. Evaluation complete
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Ravalli Republic)
 
 
 
Local tourism group enthusiastically designs billboard showing angler catching huge largemouth bass on a lure. But billboard is advertisement for Montana's Bitterroot River, where no bass live and fly fishing is nigh on religion. Sh*tstorm ensues
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Complex simulated fluid dynamics of streamlines in turbulent liquid mercury may just be the most breathtaking thing you'll see this weekend
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Kazakh airline fires pilot found flying too high
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Because when you see a trout sliding across a hardwood floor, you think "trustworthy financial services"
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Wed March 02, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You can't even bring a bottle of water into a stadium in North America, but in Europe it's still cool to show up for soccer games with an armload of road flares
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Does this look like the face of a man who would fling poo at you?
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to get unlimited flights for under $2,000
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What do the following things have in common: time travel paintings, a wake-up call from US President Barack Obama, owl vomit and flame retardant suit of armor?
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sure, until some guy named Flagg starts reading Stephen King to the machine and brings down the Tower
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
In stunning news, researchers have determined that mountaintop removal mining makes the world flatter
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Mayim Bialik goes full meh and flashes Piers Morgan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HP flunky emails Financial Times columnist, threatens to pull advertising if she doesn't retract snide, biased comments about Meg Whitman's recent speech. Response: snide, biased takedown of said flunky
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Sun February 07, 2016
(World Baseball Classic)
 
 
 
Pitchers and catchers report to Arizona and Florida on February 17... unless you're a Minnesota Twin, in which case you're due in Sydney, Australia on Thursday for World Baseball Classic qualifying
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Five things about Clinton's shifting strategy." Basically, Sanders struck a nerve with the Wall St. thing last night and she started flailing at him
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Sat January 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Slummy mummies' who wear pajamas in public while taking children to school should expect their husbands to cheat, according to Daily Mail writer who asserts that in France the moms primp themselves to look sexy and flirt with the headmaster
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Behold the kinkajou, native to South American rain forests and Florida attics
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