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40 headlines found matching 'D FL'
Tue February 21, 2017
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
"A Nevada law officer who had multiple DUI arrests and fled the scene of his crashed state vehicle last month is facing new charges of drunken driving and buying heroin for himself and his mother"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Bloomin' Brands to close dozens of Outback Steakhouse, Bonefish Grill, Carrabba's Italian Grill and Fleming's Prime Steakhouse. Great, Now where are we going to go for food that has no rules?
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(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drunk driver crashes through railings at pedestrian crossing and flips car onto roof in front of police station on one side of the street, rescued by firemen from fire station on the other side of the street - TA-DAH
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Fri February 17, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Seal Beach faces renewed flooding threat from looming storm, fills 600 sandbags, could get a little ... crazy
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Let's go down memory lane, to 1861, when California had floods that make the present torrents look tiny
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Thu February 09, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The F-35 dominated with a 15-1 kill ratio at Red Flag, which either means the aircraft is in better shape than we thought, or one fell off the back of a truck onto a crowd of onlookers
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Uber drivers will soon have to get pilot licenses and flight attendants and parachutes. Legroom should suck and there should be a long wait to get your luggage
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mormons plan to build huge city in Florida. In the far distant future it will war with the Clearwater Scientologists and they will merge and Florida will become the Church of the L. Joe Hubbard Smith's Mormontoloscientifics & Scientomormonologists
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
♫ You wanna go where people know ♪ Mind Flayers will eat your brain ♬ You wanna go to the Friday Fark Gaming thread ♩ What have you been playing this week? Is there a game you've gotten rehab levels of addicted to? Let us know inside
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What happens when you combine Walmart and Florida? Here's one of the many possibilities
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Tue January 10, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
What do they put in these things anyway? Sugar-enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60, Yellow Dye No. 5, and salmonella. Just everything a growing boy needs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If a bird flies up to you and says, "fark you," you might want to reflect upon your life
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Sun January 08, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
This year's John Scott NHL All-Star Candidate: Peter Budaj, who has somehow risen to the task in net for the LA Kings. And rocks a goalie mask with Ned Flanders on it, diddly ay
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you thought Trump was going to save the Rust Belt and Flyover states, let's head over to Russia to see how his BFF Putin has helped out the rural poor
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
The many varied flavors of Soylent, hurt Butt butthurt, and a remote-controlled underwear vehicle. Unless you're still as hung over as Don Lemon, you'll get a laugh out of the Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-12-25 to Sat 2016-12-31
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Thu December 29, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One of the best things about planes is catching up on movies. Qantas reveals its most-watched flicks of 2016, and there are a few surprising choices. Apparently there's no accounting for taste
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Disney's new 'Avatar' theme park: You'll plunge, dive and fly, pay through the nose and cry
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Tue December 20, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
$2 million worth of psychedelic mushrooms were seized from a NYC house. Authorities then watched as the house transformed into a spaceship with Chrissie Hynde at the helm and flew away into a swirling multi-colored vortex
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Mon December 19, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The negative salt ions released by heating can boost blood flow, improve sleep, increase levels of serotonin in the brain. If only there was a way to see that effect
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bird flu infects 45 cats at New York animal shelter. Or as the birds call it, revenge
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Apparently, Mike Babcock has decided to give Leafs fans Jhonas Enroth for Christmas. Makes sense, considering Santa's sleigh could fly right through that 5-hole
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Chris Christie (R) one point away from having lowest approval ratings in Jersey gubernatorial history. But he will always have all those fond memories of being on the campaign trail with Donald Trump...most likely in form of PTSD flashbacks
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Dog who escaped Florida only to end up in New Jersey probably not real impressed with the world
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
Beaver dam does what a beaver dam does and floods a road. It helps the road was sinking anyway but we'll blame the beavers. Bonus beavers behaving badly trifecta in blay
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Wed November 30, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Democratic Congresswoman's schedule last week: meet with Trump, possibly about a spot in his administration. This week: join the veterans defending the protestors at Standing Rock. That's some rock solid flank-covering
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marijuana users "have abnormally low blood flow in every part of the brain - including Alzheimer's danger zones." Wait... What was I talking about again?
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Sat November 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
In Belgium, beer drinking is serious business, so it has applied to have its beer culture listed on UNESCO's Intangible Cultural Heritage List. Stupid Flanders
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Thu November 24, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want a cool way to get rid of your old floppy discs? Dump them into an overturned lawn mower's blades
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly over a busy roadway
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Warning: May cause acid flashbacks
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Mon November 21, 2016
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump has no baggage," says Dr. Henry Kissinger, who clutched his own magic murder bag and flew off into the sunset with his sinister umbrella
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teacher with the nickname 'Paedo Jones' is fired after a schoolgirl is seen with her face in his groin in a class storeroom. Well, see, the nickname should have been the first red flag
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Does no good fleeing from police during traffic stop, jump out of still moving vehicle, leap into canal, drown. They'll just pull drag you out from those dank waters, bring you back from brink of death to get that ticket
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Universities work to comfort their students post-election by offering "cry-ins," comfort dogs, and floor-sprawl time with Play-doh and coloring books in the Student Affairs office. Difficulty: Article not plagiarized from The Onion
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cheer up California, Massachusetts, and Florida farkers. At least you can stay stoned for the next four years
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: A Ned Flanders-inspired metal band that will damn you to 'Donut Hell'
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ball pit for adults: meh. Ball pit for adults with all-you-can-eat spaghetti in second floor restaurant: I'm listening. Ball pit for adults with all-you-can-eat spaghetti plus an hour of all-you-can-drink cocktails: I'm reserving my flight now
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Sat October 29, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Auston Matthews score a hat-trick? Will there be blood in Habs/Leafs? Step forward if you're playing in prime time today. Not so fast, Buffalo and Florida. Sabres/Panthers @ 1 PM ET, everyone else @ 7 PM ET or later. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United Airlines hires an executive whose title is Chief Storyteller. Apparently she's expected to convince people the airline has fair prices, good service and flies on time
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Tue October 25, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man runs himself over while leaving strip club, crashes truck into house and flees, no doubt to the inevitable soundtrack of Florida Man: Yakkety Sax
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