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47 headlines found matching 'D FL'
Wed July 30, 2014
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We're not saying Tara Reid is dumb, but she does believe a sharknado could happen in real life. "Like, I don't think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornados. There could be a sharknado"
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Sun July 27, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why chewing gum companies produce so many different varieties and flavors? One word: Desperation
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(26)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Please note: there are several useful things one can say when running into a convenience store while billowing smoke and flames, but "I'm on fire" is really just stating the obvious
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(37)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Sort of like Thunderdome, but with alcohol. And cats
 
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"China's censors seem to have banned internet reports about a giant inflatable toad floating in a Beijing park, amid mockery on social media comparing it to ex-president Jiang Zemin" (pic)
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(23)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought hot tubs could fly
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(17)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
A fight between brothers lead one to the hospital with a cut to his neck and a punctured lung. Police say alcohol, and Florida Stupidity Syndrome, were factors in the fight
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(8)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
News: Man changes flying plans at the last minute, avoids boarding doomed flight MH370. Fark: Man changes flying plans again at the last minute, avoids boarding doomed flight MH17
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(69)
 
(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Soccer supporters look to raise £100 in memory of two rival football fans who died aboard flight MH17 while going to watch their team. Then the internet happens (Tag's for those who've proven what soccer fans can do when they put rivalries aside)
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(20)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
TSA: Sure, we missed a loaded gun and a knife on London bound flights, but we found 400 pairs of nail clippers
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(51)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Made for Fark headline: "Woman who could flip her butt implants speaks out against botched plastic surgery," with horrifying butt implant flipping video (maybe not safe for work, possibly fatal to the squeamish)
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Thu July 03, 2014
(World Review)
 
 
 
The deadline to resolve the dispute over Iran's nuclear programme runs out on July 20th. If successful, Iran will be able to unlock its HUGE natural gas reserves and flood international markets with loads of energy. Probably
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
These urban explorers see one infiltration of Neverland Ranch and raise it by a mothballed fleet of warships and two US rocket testing sites
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to Isla de la Munecas, a macabre 50-year collection of dolls enshrined to honor the spirit of a girl found floating in the canal. Locals say the dolls can be heard whispering to each other at night. With nightmare-inducing pics
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(59)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy does just what any of us would do after getting fired and flees to a tropical island with Donnie Wahlberg so the paparazzi can photograph her on the beach wearing a smoking hot bikini
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Fri June 27, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Amelia Earhart embarks on around-the-world flight. Not a repeat from 1937
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Thu June 19, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Gallant calmly discusses the late rent with his roommate. Goofus sets his roommate on fire and flees town
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Robert Bergdahl's beard is NOT a threat." I dunno about you, but I remember when that beard flew into the second tower and I WILL NOT FORGET
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Mon June 16, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Jack manage to take Heller to Wembley stadium in time with agents, rush hour traffic, and fleeing civilians in his way? Does anyone care about the computer nerd and mole subplot? This is your 24: Live Another Day discussion thread at 9pm on Fox
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(149)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman assaults kid flying RC helicopter, mistakes him for pervert
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(215)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Taking your daughter out for a walk on the beach is a nice idea. That is until you add the drinking, driving, getting in to an accident and fleeing the scene. All while under probation-ordered house arrest
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(14)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Upset about net neutrality? You probably don't understand the current world of peering and interconnection agreements, traffic shaping, zero-rate offerings, and flat out blocking, which limit the ability of users to access parts of the Internet
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(34)
 
(popsugar.com)
 
 
 
The trend of actresses looking 'not hot' for movie roles continues. This time it's Penelope Cruz in a short haired wig and flannel t-shirt for the movie Ma Ma where her character is 'not a woman and lover but a mother'
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Wed June 04, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Protip: If you live with someone, you might want to regularly check their browser history. If you see searches for "Human anatomy," "Human dissection," and "airline schedules," that is a big old red flag, and you should GTFO
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Voters in California contemplate forming new state. Plan to name it "Jefferson." Not clear whether the inspiration is 'George' or 'The Airplane,' but the Dos Equis inspired flag rocks
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
The soothsayers at NOAA stopped flipping coins long enough to announce that there is a 50% chance that the season hurricane season will be below normal
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(45)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Audience throws beer at Macaulay Culkin's band after they took the stage at Nottingham, and the crowd's boos were loud enough that the band fled the stage
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Fri May 23, 2014
(CBS Houston)
 
 
 
Two United flights attempt to live up to their name
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(37)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
South Carolina police are looking for a man who used a fudge bar to attack an ice cream truck driver, hope that he hasn't yet gained access to a brown mule and fled the state
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(17)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And so it begins: circuitry small enough and flexible enough to wrap around your veins
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(36)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
TSA posting warning signs to travelers about MERS next to the machines that will give you cancer so they can look at you naked. Enjoy your delayed flight
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(18)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What was it like to be on the second floor of that Maryland news station yesterday, when an emotionally disturbed guy decided to steal a truck and use it to redecorate the building lobby? Well, here's someone's cell phone video of it
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(28)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
As God as my witness I thought my cousin could fly
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(43)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(SILive)
 
 
 
If it is frantically quacking and flapping its wings while down in a sewer it's probably a duck and her family that needs rescuing by firefighters
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fort Lauderdale Airport needs a new name, says mayor. How about the United Florida International Airport?
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Thu May 08, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
77-year-old Florida man tasered after trying to escape alleged bank robbery with walker
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Tue May 06, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Office Depot plans to close 400 US stores, raising fears of emergency shortage of lost cat posters and flyers advertising cut-rate roofing that get tucked underneath car windshield wipers at every mall everywhere
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Mon May 05, 2014
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Malaysia is never gonna give this up. They'll probably let you down. They will fly around to find you. Never gonna look you up and fly right by. Never gonna tell a lie to desert you
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(39)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New suite with 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom with shower, living room with leather seating and flat-screen TV, and butler can be yours for a MERE $21,000 for seven and a half hours. Price includes trip from Abu Dhabi to London
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(27)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
You might be taking your fingernails too seriously if you start gluing dried flowers, rhinestones, LED lights, and crushed seashells to them
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(43)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought Easter eggs could fly
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(18)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Portland flushed 38 million gallons of drinking water, thanks to a single dick
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Wed April 16, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
93-year-old Florida mayor voted out of office after 65 years. Local residents express sadness after seeing someone lose an election right in their prime
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(14)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
All you Apple fanbois can quit saying Samsung just copies Apple. Samsung's newest phone is still just 32-bit and has an app store susceptible to Heartbleed flaw
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(51)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Only the bravest of individuals should fly on Air China
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(29)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Baskin Robbins worker facing jail time for selling 32nd flavor
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(22)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
Canadian rap star Drake has mural of his family and friends created by middle aged woman from small town in England, who has no idea who he is, and flies it out to his home in L.A
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Thu April 03, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Smithsonian Channel produces first basic-cable special on MH370. Upcoming TLC special will examine whether redneck dwarves downed flight, while H posits aliens
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