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Thu December 07, 2017
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House blames Trump's slurring of words during yesterdays's speech on Jerusalem on "a dry throat". Which is apparently what the kids are calling "a cognitive impairment brought on by occluded cerebral blood flow" these days
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Wed December 06, 2017
(KHQ Spokane)
 
 
 
DUI suspect drives the wrong way on a highway, dances on top of her car hood and flees on kid's scooter. Mugshot turns this trifecta into a grand slam
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought Santa Claus could fly
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Mon December 04, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump in Salt Lake City to address a bunch of Mormons, ask them why they can't send flowers. (2:30 PM EST on C-SPAN)
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Sun December 03, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever wondered why cream holds together and floats for a brief moment when added to coffee? Here comes the science
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will he Senate pass the great "F*ck the Poors" Act of 2017? Will hey spend the entire time biatching about "obstructionist Dems"? Will Corker, Collins, and Flake grow a spine and resist? THIS is your Senate Tax Scam vote thread (11am scheduled start)
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Red Flags, Red Flags Everywhere, or an oral history of John Lasseter's alleged mis-steps; "He was inappropriate with the fairies"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Restaurant unveils Christmas burger which includes mushroom and chestnut pate on top of crispy onions, cranberry sauce, festive slaw and, unsurprisingly, a peri-peri chicken breast fillet and flame grilled thigh
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Thu November 23, 2017
(YouTube)
 
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Your annual Thanksgiving day tradition: Les Nessman reporting on WKRP's turkey drop. "As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
If there's anything our local fire department doesn't need it is the negative image of its members all shirtless and flexing while holding rescue animals. Good thing the chief is putting a stop to that
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Love won't say what exactly Manson did to his cousin Dennis Wilson; "Let's put it this way: I didn't send flowers" In other news, even The Manson Family threw off the Beach Boys for The Beatles
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Trump grants inadequate disaster relief to Tx and Fla. California, where 41 people died and 3k homes were destroyed get nothing, NADA. Why? FARK you, that's why. Liberal snowflakes all. When Trump was made fun of on the playground, did he complain? NO
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Soviet recruiters were urged to look for people susceptible to money and flattery and, well, you can imagine where it goes from here
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Mon November 13, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Welcome aboard United Flight 1867. If you look out at the starboard wing, you'll see our in-flight meal of roasted, pureed seagull being prepared in the engine"
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mnuchin seen preparing his bags for one last publicly chartered flight to go see the Northern Lights or something
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Tue October 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Brave Sen Grassley ran away, when Russia reared its ugly head, he bravely tripped on flags and fled
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When danger reared its ugly head, they bravely turned their tails and fled, brave brave alt-righters, brave alt-righters, brave indeed
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Wed October 25, 2017
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
If your newborn tests positive for meth, don't cut off their alarm bracelet, stuff it in a duffel bag and flee the hospital. And definitely don't 'hide' at home - that's the first place the cops will look for you
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Belgian sex education website recommended for 7-year-old kids demonstrates advanced sex techniques even subby hasn't heard of. Stupid Flanders (NSFW)
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Thu October 19, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
Pundit/fraudster rightsplains why that Steele dossier and impeachment and the 25th amendment mean nothing, Watergate and Whitewater were equally nothing, and Flavor-ade is delicious
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A close friend of Gen. Flynn, who now works for Sen Grassley who heads the Senate probe on Russia's election meddling, launched a private probe last summer of Clinton's email server and whether it had been hacked-the 2nd Flynn friend to do so
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Wed October 11, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Was that a giant shark spotted swimming around the inland floodwaters created by Hurricane Nate? The answer is yes and no
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Red flags you should never ignore in a relationship, like people who refer to their ex as "crazy"
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
We may finally find out what happened to Alex from Fear The Walking Dead flight 462, Walking Dead crossover event is confirmed
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OK, which Farker made a 10 hour video of the song Never Gonna Give You Up and flagged it as containing nudity, thus forcing a YouTube moderator to have to carefully watch ten hours of RickRolls to catch the supposed nudity?
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Treasury Dept. deems Mnuchin's 800 grand flight tab to be merely corrupt and not illegal
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Wed October 04, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL kicks off with Leafs-Jets, Blues-Penguins, Flames-Oilers, and Flyers-Sharks. Do you have your goon juice ready? Are you ready for another exciting season? The puck drops at 7pm ET
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
POTUS and FLOTUS meet with Vegas first responders, and Trump will give remarks. Uh oh. (3:15 PM EDT)
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Police officer was on the 32nd floor 16 minutes after the shooter started shooting and was told to wait for SWAT. They didn't clear the room until 60 minutes later
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
That's one way of getting out of repaying a half a million dollars of chartered flights
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Chinese 'business cults' prey on desperate job-seekers, promising wealth but brainwashing their victims. And you can get in on the ground floor right now for the low, low price of five dollars a month
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Tue September 26, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nearly half the US is unaware that Puerto Ricans can just hop on a plane and fly to the mainland to relocate like any other US citizen
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Rapper and flat earth truther B.o.B. is starting a Go Fund Me to try and prove a logical fallacy is true
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Wed September 20, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller subpoenaed WH documents about Comey and Flynn, it looks like a bit of fun is going to begin. Tonight at 8PM, Chris, Rachel, and Lawrence will gives us their take on this breaking development. Join us for the fun
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
Kushner, Bannon, and Flynn are neck deep in it together
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Sat September 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jose looks at the devastation wrought on Texas and Florida and decides maybe a nice trip to New York or Boston would be a nice change of pace
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida airports may not be back to normal for days, meaning it will be quite some time before we once again have half-naked Florida Men screaming incoherently and being tasered in Terminal A
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Fri September 08, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Over 43,000 Americans have pledged to shoot bullets, lasers, and flamethrowers at Hurricane Irma. Because Murica
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Parents say they weren't notified of inappropriate touching at school summer camp, urged to check on condition of band flutes
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought turkey subs could fly
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Husband who swung his golf clubs too much no longer able to swing his penis after lonely wife slashes it off and flushes it down the loo (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
6 red flags you drink too much caffeine. lol
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Thu August 31, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman accused of shoplifting jumps in her car and flees the scene. Unfortunately for her, she leaves something important behind
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
CFL team that hired Art Briles said Johnny Football had "too many red flags"
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Tue August 22, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Having no other stories to report, Daily Beast discusses in depth why Justin Beiber unfriended Floyd Mayweather
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Tue August 15, 2017
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
"It really is hard to overstate how screwed Florida is"
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