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171 headlines found matching 'D CA'
Thu September 03, 2015
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 539: "Mosquitoes and Camp Fires" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 02, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The world's worst city flags: Provo wants you to take your senior vitamins and Calgary is thinking Arby's
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Wed August 26, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Charles Koch, a man who has spent billions attacking the president, can't understand why President Obama would call him out by name saying he is "flabbergasted"
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Tue August 25, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
And the most hated car in America is
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(166)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alabama cop shoots spoon man, so he can be a skeleton and can play the rhythm on his bones. Police Chief: Why his body camera was off is superunknown
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Mon August 24, 2015
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Burglar spots fire hazard during break-in and calls 911. Jailarity ensues
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(19)
 


Sat August 22, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Murder suspect and carjacker blames Satan, witchcraft
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(19)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Federal state of emergency declared for Washington state; mass evacuation order, all hands, National Guard called in to assist fire crews, volunteers needed to augment evacuation effort, and may God have mercy on your mortal souls
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Fri August 21, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman buys used car, urns a mystery
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(21)
 


Thu August 20, 2015
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Quinceañera for a 15 year old cat. Isn't that the stupidest...DAAAW Look at the kitty
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(10)
 


Tue August 18, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Before there were dogs and cats living together there were these five very strange cases of mass hysteria
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The company that brought you militarized robot dogs would like to introduce you a bipedal android capable of walking outside. Current balance level somewhere between "toddler" and "sloppy drunk," but hey it's a beta test model
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the Mexican food capitals of each state. Now who wants to eat the whole enchilada with subby?
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Mon August 17, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The Second Coming of Christ apparently involves a lot more carjackings and car crashes than the Bible lets on
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(32)
 
(Next Big Future)
 
 
 
After a trillion+ dollars spent, the F-35 Jesus plane has a perfect combination of poor maneuverability, poorly armed, poor pilot visibility, short range, and can probably be detected by either China or Russia. Good thing it's only taxpayer dollars
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(138)
 


Sun August 16, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Meet the guy who invented those fireplace DVDs: "People think it's pretty easy, you just set up a camera-but it's fraught with dangers. You need a fixed camera position, a good fire, a good glow, nice sound"
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Fri August 14, 2015
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Sure former Wisconsin Democratic Sen. Russ Feingold was a fighter for stricter lobbyist rules and campaign contribution disclosure when he was a senator, but that was then
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(21)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
How Alfred Hitchcock helped Cambridge scientists prove older people are more easily distracted
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(26)
 


Thu August 13, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
From Fark's "Where are they now?" Department: Whatever happened to David Cassidy? More than you might think
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Judge orders Cablevision to stop an ad campaign calling Verizon "liars." He says the advertisements will be okay if they just substitute in AT&T instead
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(10)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Remember those Ferguson protestors who kicked a guy's car and called in his license plate after he drove through their freeway blockade? County police rewarded them for their efforts with multiple felony charges and a trip to jail
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Wed August 12, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So, officer, you killed a black teenager who broke into a car dealership and vandalized cars? Reasonable and necessary use of force. Oh, wait, he was a college football player? You're fired
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(201)
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
What says 'Happy Anniversary' better than a giant 16 pound cake?
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(28)
 


Mon August 10, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
"There's a reason why American public transportation is so terrible. European, Asian, and Canadian cities treat it as a vital public utility. Most American policymakers - and voters - see transit as a social welfare program"
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(166)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Companies aiming to fill skills gaps try out cunning new method called "training". Perhaps it will catch on
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(19)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
BLM finally issues a permit for Burning Man, dropping demands for a "lavish" BLM compound with flush toilets and 24 ice cream service, meaning construction of Mark Zuckerberg's gold-plated helipad can begin at once
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Fri August 07, 2015
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
93-year-old judge wants to end the 44-year-old case of Jarndyce v Jarndyce
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Wed August 05, 2015
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Cops who were caught on tape eating pot-laced candy bars during a raid on a dispensary say that the tapes are inadmissible because the cops thought they had disabled the cameras and therefore had a "reasonable expectation of privacy"
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Tue August 04, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Realizing that inkjet printer makers get more rage from consumers than airlines and cable companies, Epson dumps all previous models, unveils new eco-model that can go for 4000 pages before being refilled from $13 bottle
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(130)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof's lawyers plan his defense. "An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole his car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts IT WASN'T HIS FAULT, HE SWEARS TO GOD"
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Flaming Turkish Truck of Death. No, this headline was not written by the Daily Fail. Truck. Turkish. Flaming. Running and screaming, dogs and cats living together
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(17)
 


Mon August 03, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What has two fuselages, six Pratt & Whitney jet engines, 28 landing gear wheels, a whopping 385 foot wingspan and can launch a satellite into Low Earth Orbit?
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(143)
 


Sun August 02, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Last year, Hitchbot crossed Canada in three weeks. Two weeks into a similar attempt to cross the U.S., he made it as far as Philadelphia where they beat the crap out of him
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Sat August 01, 2015
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Police get a called to a home to check on the welfare of an occupant inside and find 12 cats, 4 ferrets, 3 dogs and fully-grown pig. Bonus: The occupant was later arrested for threatening the lady she believed had called police
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(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pitting his legislative proposal against the collective sex drive of all the teenagers who own computers, David Cameron believes that if you put a little hat on a snowball it can last a long time in hell
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(36)
 


Fri July 31, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Unemployed cartoon characters
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(55)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
If elected president, Mike Huckabee would call out the National Guard to prevent abortions in the US. Yes, he actually said this out loud
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(135)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
An insiders look at how the most powerful man in Hollywood came to be: the true tale of the rise of Les Grossman
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(41)
 


Thu July 30, 2015
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Some dork gets worked up about a dog being left in a ventilated car for 5 minutes in 70 degree weather. Also-- Jennifer Beals is one crazy hot 51-year-old woman
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Wed July 29, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're standing alone, without a dream in your heart; without a love of your own. If you know just what you're there for, if you're saying a prayer for someone you really could care for - well, there's this Friday
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police officer caught on dashboard camera threatening to work after hours
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(132)
 


Tue July 28, 2015
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Alex Winter's post Bill and Ted career comes to its apex as he readies himself to direct THE Frank Zappa documentary
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(90)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
As you're sitting in your overheated car in heavy traffic, think about how hard this flying farmer's commute is ... on a zip line
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(6)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
1) Drive to work behind armored car. 2) Armored car door opens spilling cash out on road. 3) Profit
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(48)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio wants a day off from the Senate, so he talks his friend Cameron into taking his father's prized Ferrari and with his girlfriend Sloane head into Chicago for the day
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(29)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
You've got male, Ozturk and Cakmak at Apopka, and Star Wars Episode VIII - Revenge of the Unintelligible: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/19 - 7/25
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Sat July 25, 2015
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ozturk and Cakmak at Apopka. Ozturk, when the birds came. Ozturk, his plane upside down
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(59)
 


Fri July 24, 2015
(ARCA Racing)
 
 
 
I have no idea who any of these people are, buy hey, live racing on a Friday night. It's the Sioux Chief PowerPEX 200 presented by Federated Car Care. (9PM EDT, FS1)
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(120)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Moral of the story: if you're going to pretend to be a cop, don't use a picture of an Oscar-winning actor on your fake ID card
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(34)
 
(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann (R-eally?) decodes Obama's secret plan to let Iran have nukes. Oh, and can you send some money her way? She's hurting
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Thu July 23, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Remember that Arizona police officer who purposely plowed his patrol car into a suspect armed with a rifle and it was all caught on the dashboard camera? He's just been given the Medal of Valor for his actions
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Wed July 22, 2015
(Remezcla)
 
 
 
Papa Hemingway's Cuban Villa is exactly how he left it and it has everything; bad taxidermy, random old ladies and cat graves
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(20)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
American conservatives and Catholics liked Pope Francis, but then old Francis had to go and say things that they didn't agree with
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(84)
 


Sun July 19, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian Mohawks plan to fight federal government over cherished Canadian institution of cheap reserve smokes: "This is our own product. We'd like to know where in history we gave up the right to conduct business and trade with that specific product"
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(19)
 


Sat July 18, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"I need a birth certificate for my Texas-born child." "Let's see some U.S.-issued identification." "I don't have any." "Then your kid can't have the birth certificate." "But they're U.S. citizens." "So?"
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Fri July 17, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Michael Cera will voice Robin in The Lego Movie II: Electric Brickaloo alongside Will Arnett's Batman. No word if they'll take on a banana stand cartel
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(66)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The 'coolest' motorcycle in the world has come to the United States, but can it help you jump the Grand Canyon?
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(84)
 


Thu July 16, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bank of Canada: Let's just pretend that Canada is not in a recession and call it a "mild contraction". There, our economy is all better now
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(40)
 


Wed July 15, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It is win or go home for Guatemala and Cuba at 6:00 pm ET, each playing for the wild card. Then, at 8:30, it is Trinidad & Tobago against Mexico to see who wins the group and who is #2. It is day 9 of the CONCACAF Gold Cup
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(182)
 


Tue July 14, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Reddit is as doomed as doomed can be, I must say
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(446)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anonymizing Wi-Fi device set to be sold for about $200 has gone the way of the 100 mpg engine, or the water-powered car
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(135)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
The legendary Texas prosecutor and television host of Cold Case Files, Kelly Siegler, who brought down a fellow prosecutor for failing to turn over evidence to the defense, has herself been found to have withheld favorable evidence 35+ times
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(97)
 


Thu July 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Survey finds getting married abroad can save you a lot of money, but not as much as not marrying a broad
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(28)
 


Wed July 08, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Magnum, P.I. in hot water after non-fictional P.I. documents the actor's theft of water in drought-ravaged California
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(71)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Wrigley Field catch
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(35)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker worked on a Australian science fiction mini series "Airlock", and the first of the three episodes can be viewed for free right now at Youtube. Check it out - it's 20 minutes of deep space action and came up pretty damn well
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(16)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Taking a break between sacks, former QB David Carr admitted on the Captain Obvious Show that his brother Derek is a better NFL QB than he was. He also said that the sun was hot, the sky was blue, and that water is wet
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(22)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Study finds children with autism don't react to good or bad smells, so feel free to keep the car windows up the morning after you have bratwurst and cabbage. They won't mind
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(41)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Let's see a stupid cat do THIS
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you want to have your picture taken wearing a Kevlar vest and carrying several weapons and rounds of ammunition, it's probably best to have a photographer go to your house rather then going to the studio in the mall
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(104)
 
(Daily Journal Online)
 
 
 
Remember the owner of the Maine inn who charged a $125 entry fee for an essay contest to win her business? Well, state police have determined she did not violate Maine gambling laws and can keep the $900,000 she made
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(63)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
With no more important issues to tackle, New Jersey officials investigate whether claw machines and carnival midway games are honest
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody -- Sarah Palin has solved California's drought crisis. "They should just build more reservoirs"
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(253)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Flag-burning group Disarm The Police make a panicked call to their new best friends, the police
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(196)
 
(Niagara Falls Review)
 
 
 
David Cassidy ordered to sell his home as part of his bankruptcy proceedings, will soon move back to a psychedelic, refurbished 1974 school bus
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(36)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
It's a world gone mad. Hordes of locusts cover the countryside. Dogs and cats living together. Peas in your guacamole
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(54)
 
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
New report finds that auto makers have improved cars from being gas guzzlers, but not from being oil guzzlers
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miss World Canada, who was born in China, who spoke out against China's persecution of religious minorities, whose father is still in China and is under threat for her speaking out, will still be going to the Miss World pageant. In China
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(30)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Moral of the story: Never buy a used car from a man named "Beer Horse"
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(14)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Neighbors were excited to learn a new placed called The Juice Bar was going up in an old building. That excitement ended when they realized it was a strip club
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(44)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas lawmakers tackle the most important problem facing Texas - every citizen's right to own and carry a placenta
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(38)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger says the supreme court ruling was the right decision and calls the politicians against it girly men
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(71)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
California Pizza Kitchen hopes Americans can be convinced California knows how to make a pizza, unlike Chicago
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(63)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
20-month-old can climb a rock wall. For her next trick she'll either star in Spider Girl or maybe potty train
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(23)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Outspoken feminist columnist trolls TV news, gets trolled in response, re-trolls the trolls, and calls for legal justice. The Aristocrats
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(76)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
"In the wake of Thursday's King v. Burwell Supreme Court decision upholding Obamacare, at least one attorney who has argued cases before the court is calling for the six justices who filed the majority opinion to be impeached"
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(134)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Grumpy cat is even more grumpy now that she has potential meme competition. Meet Sad Cat
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(13)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Study finds electric cars are actually worse for the environment than gas-powered cars
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(111)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Chances are you can't name the best first baseman in all of baseball. And he could care less
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(49)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
"You could say it's a *puts on sunglasses* cold case. YEEAAAHHHH"
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(7)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember all those dire predictions that legalizing pot would cause droves of teens to take up the wacky weed? Yeah, about that
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(83)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
There is now an adult summer camp you can go to that is just like the summer camps you went to as kids, but this one has more alcohol and casual sex. "It's fun to wake up at 6 a.m. and see who's doing 'The Walk' from the girls' cabin"
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To save the earth from greenhouse gases, British scientists working on breeding "eco cows" that produce beef with less damage to the environment and carbon footprint smaller than salad
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(74)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(FIFA)
 
 
 
The round of 16 continues with Brazil v. Australia @ 1:00 ET, France v. Worst Korea @ 4:00, and Canada v. Switzerland @ 7:30. This is your Women's World Cup discussion thread
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(247)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Had Canada not abolished the death penalty in 1976 this 56-year old man would be getting the chair
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(50)
 
(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
According to FBI Director James Comey, taking the time to plan and carry out a racially-based church shooting where one yells "you rape our women and are taking over this country" is not considered terrorism because it wasn't "politically motivated"
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(267)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Greece in an attempt to stave off disaster, signs explosive gas deal with Russia. Which I assume means trading borscht and cabbage rolls for spanakopita with extra cucumber sauce
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(55)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Another Cleveland Cavaliers break-up? LeBron James and Kevin Love are planning to opt out of their contracts
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(33)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scott Walker thinks maybe he'll take a few online college courses to finish his bachelor's degree. Not while he is running, mind you, because he's far too busy, but once he's elected and can relax and just have to worry about being president
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(117)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
What to do when a judicial election threatens your conservative agenda? Simple, do what the North Carolina Republicans have done and cancel the election
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(94)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
You know you've got a problem when your bed can't handle your 32-stone weight without turning into a death machine
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(86)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
All the cooking advice you'll ever need can be found on-wait, Pornhub?
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(79)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
We all know driving abroad can be a nailbiting experience, but you might want to stop biting those nails round about now
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(43)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So what are the most dangerous people food for dogs and cats? Better think twice before feeding them to your furry little friends
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(29)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Article: "Should California adopt toilet to tap water system?" Towns pulling water from the lower Sacramento River: "Isn't that what we have today?"
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: David Cameron said that Obama's foreign policy sucks. David Cameron: Shut your cheese hole, you jumped-up little twat; I said nothing of the kind
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(118)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James is still confident the Cleveland Cavaliers will win the NBA Finals despite being down 3-2 in the series, saying he is 'the best in the world'
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Sat June 13, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paleontologists slam "Jurassic World" for its scientific inaccuracies, especially the part where the T-Rex and velociraptor are involved in a high speed car chase
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Thu June 11, 2015
(FIFA)
 
 
 
After a day of rest, it's Germany v. Norway, China v. Holland, Cote d'Ivoire v. Thailand, and Canada v. New Zealand. First match kicks off at 4:00 PM EDT. This is your Women's World Cup Discussion Thread
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(329)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like today's youth are spending so much time on their rainbow parties, purple drank, I-Dosing, choking games, cinnamon challenges, smarties smoking, and car surfing that they don't even have time for old fashioned binge drinking anymore
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(39)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Need a murder weapon and can't find a gun or knife? How about using a curling iron?
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(16)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bad: Not getting along with your neighbors. Worse: Neighbor steals a bulldozer from a nearby mine and demolishes your house and cars
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(51)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Odds are almost even that the officials will throw a mysterious caution to end the race when the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series is at Texas Motor Speedway this week for the WinStar World Casino & Resort 400, 8:30 PM EDT on Fox Sports 1
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(148)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
If you haven't yet plunged down the Amazon rabbit hole of bedazzled concealed carry purses, well, it's time
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(51)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
News: Ronda Rousey is selling her old car. Fark: She doesn't want you jerking off to it
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(70)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Tonight the Cleveland Cavaliers take on the Golden State Warriors in game 1 of the NBA finals. See it live tonight at 9 eastern on ABC
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(536)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Problem: You see a man standing in porta-potty with his pants around his ankles and the door open fondling himself. Solution: Tip it over on the door side and call police
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(96)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
In 1938, the New York Times wrote on the "whimsy" of California foodstuffs, including some crazy West Coast fad called the "cheeseburger"
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(92)
 
(AXS)
 
 
 
The Golden State Warriors and Cleveland Cavaliers combine to take 59 3-pointers per game in the playoffs
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(37)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
We can now add Caitlyn Jenner to the List Of People Conspiring Against The GOP, And Therefore, America
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(59)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Beard Cap cuts 'facial hair-drag' for hipster swimmers
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(20)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Muslim woman denied can of soda on an United Airlines flight for fear she could go Mentos
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(141)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The most Texas possible response to the flooding: a genuine old-fashioned cattle drive
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(18)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Halt and Catch Fire season 2 premiere on AMC tonight at 10PM EDT. If you missed season 1, imagine 'Mad Men' meets 'Silicon Valley' in 'Dallas' with a sprinkling of 'The Americans' for that 1980s flavor
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(25)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Famous Japanese civil engineer was blocked from working in Japan by Shinto superstition, made part of national labor law, that "if a woman entered a tunnel under construction, she would anger the jealous mountain goddess and cause worker accidents"
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(23)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Rock cooks up a huge win after audiences found no fault with San Andreas, which took #1 with $55 million. Tomorrowland fell to #2 with $14.5 million, Pitch Perfect 2 at #3 with $13.9 million. And Cameron Crowe's Aloha bombed at #6
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(45)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Pig terrorizes town and craps in squad car, expected to be suspended two weeks with pay
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(26)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So much fail: A 17 year old accused of stealing a car from a dealership and crashing said car, and claimed to be an FBI agent
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lil' Bunny Sue Roux, a two-legged 'bunny cat' becomes Instagram's latest feline sensation. Have a hopping good Caturday
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(1138)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Medium)
 
 
 
I expected the answer to be "no," but it turns out black holes do have a shape, and can be a whole lot more interesting than just spherical "holes"
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(23)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Pentagon "inadvertently" releases anthrax spores into Texas and California one month prior to Jade Helm
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(78)
 
(Blackmore Vale Magazine)
 
 
 
"He will be sadly missed, both for his propensity to consume stale bread and cake, along with his ability to toss upstart young moorhens all over the place." Somerset village to hold funeral for popular local duck
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(16)
 
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
"Old brake pads. An unfamiliar circuit. Sub-optimal fuel and aero. And yet somehow, the Koenigsegg One:1 hypercar has managed to set an (unofficial) lap record for a road car around Suzuka" (in-car vid)
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(9)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here are photos of the arrested FIFA officials, a dream team of subjects for caricature artists, photoshoppers and captioners
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(54)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Drunken kilted carjacker detained"
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(12)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders' kickoff rally did not cater to the usual Democratic supporters, but it did cater to a right-winger's stereotypical idea of a Democratic supporter
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(178)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nick Saban claims to have caught a six-foot long, 180 lb. fish, though the NCAA is investigating allegations that the fish's family may have been offered cash and real estate to convince the fish to jump into Saban's boat
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(7)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Glastonbury Women's Institute is running a tea and cake stand at Glastonbury Festival for the first time this year: "We won't run out of tea and cake - we're the WI"
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(29)
 
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Large Hadron Collider up and running and setting all sorts of new records, with no end-of-the-world catastrophes or massive changes to our timestream. In other news, did you hear that President Trump was going to run for a fourth term?
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(18)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Twelve blind teenagers are preparing to hike at the Grand Canyon, making those of us with perfect vision look lazy
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(51)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Torching your place for the insurance? Don't get the policy 10 days prior, have an arson record, move your stuff to a storage unit with your gas cans and copy of "Introduction to Fire Origin and Causes," or plot how to spend the cash on phone in jail
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(39)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Cavaliers will try to go up 2 games to none against the Atlanta Hawks in tonight's Eastern Conference finals match up. Starting at 8:30eastern on TNT
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(61)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The creator of American Horror Story is making American Crime Story and released cast photo--HOLY MOLY LOOK AT TRAVOLTA
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(77)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"What happens if the PATRIOT Act expires?" Dancing in the street? Dogs and cats living together? National Security wankfest? Japan falling into the sea?
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(57)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
"The Breakfast in Bed Café is a desperate cry for help"
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(11)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Husband can't bear to be apart from dead wife so buys ice coffin to keep her body at home. True love never dies
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(40)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
SNL's Darrell Hammond resurrects Colonel Sanders for new KFC ad campaign. No word if Burger King plans on hiring Colonel Angus for any steakburger ads
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(47)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chelsea's Cesc Fàbregas earns the funniest and stupidest straight red card of the season; during a stoppage in play he booted the ball off of Chris Brunt's damn head. One might say Brunt took the himself of the damage
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(25)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Variety is to blame for all those kittens killed when they said Cate Blanchett was bisexual, because she's not
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(22)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Drunk man wearing only boxer shorts and case of beer fights with officers trying to stop him from walking onto highway. He must have thought they wanted his beer
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(15)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The operators of the Whistler Blackcomb ski resort in Vancouver, B.C. have a lot of nerve to ask all employees to refrain from using both tobacco and cannabis
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(35)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you wear something daring and original on the red carpet at a Hollywood movie premier, you get applauded. If you wear something daring and original on the red carpet at a prom in Florida, you get sent home
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(169)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Bruce Dickinson declared cancer free; still insists he still has a fever
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(26)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Young man with a few thousand dollars at his disposal goes to auction to buy the squad car of his father who was killed in the line of duty. Bidding gets out of hand and when the gavel finally falls it was sold for almost $63K... and a box of tissues
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(70)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
If you're an idiot and like to yell "FHRITP" at female reporters, that'll cost you $402 per utterance in Canada. Don't forget that news crews have cameras and can get your plate number
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(337)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Tonight's NBA action brings us two game 5 matchups. Will Memphis be able to claw the Warriors and take a 3-2 lead and can the Hawks rip the hearts out of the Wizard? It's all on TNT tonight with WAS/ATL 8pm eastern and MEM/GSW at 10:30pm eastern
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(140)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Customers have complained for years about Avengers merchandise that ignored Black Widow. So Marvel's new toys based on her scene in Age of Ultron feature...Iron Man and Captain America riding Natasha's motorcycle
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(128)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Cameron being urged to call Scotland's bluff by giving them what they've been asking for
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(56)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Ipswitch Star)
 
 
 
Idiot attempting to set world DUI record can already scratch 'Jaguars' and 'mobility scooter' from his list
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(18)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
In a sign of how unregulated our society is becoming, Oregon schoolchildren may be allowed to use and carry: (A) Firearms; (B) Marijuana; (C) Sunscreen
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(98)
 
(News 1130)
 
 
 
Cruise ship arrives in Vancouver, BC carrying one more bloated carcass than usual
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(25)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Dad catches foul ball while he was holding his baby at a Philadelphia Phillies game, immediately gets signed by the team
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(19)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It turns out the ancient Egyptians were big fat scammers. Especially when they ran out of dead cats
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(48)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(AXS)
 
 
 
The Chicago Bulls will face the Cleveland Cavaliers without Pau Gasol in game four, but Derrick Rose says he's built for it
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(10)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
There go my dreams of mutant eight-legged caribou
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(7)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Army making it easier for GIs to sneak into town and cause hell
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(25)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. and California break tourism records. Numbers could have been even higher, except they couldn't keep an accurate record of all tourists who came in across the border in the trunk of a Buick
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(32)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz blames Obama for not using his time machine to prevent Mohammed cartoon contest shooting
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(114)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Waters around the French Riviera found to be covered with trash, bottles, and Cannes
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When the NFL mishandles domestic violence there is a year long media probe and calls for the commissioner to resign. When the WNBA gets a case it's: "We've got training camp right now, That's the priority right now"
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(65)
 
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Two homeless guys steal sailboat with dreams of living on the open seas, get as far as ... well, a sandspit in the harbor, where they're stranded and call for help
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(40)
 

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