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Thu July 24, 2014
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
John Walsh: "PTSD caused my plagiarism" Now, to be fair, realizing that it's 2am the day before your thesis defense and you can't even give a decent dissertation without vomiting all over the cute girl in the first row is pretty traumatizing
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Wed July 23, 2014
(Texas Monthly BBQ)
 
 
 
A love of BBQ and caring for your fellow man. Two great things that go great together
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Sat July 19, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Snake expert on escaped anaconda: "I was sworn to keep my mouth shut by local officials to avoid causing a panic. Now that there's a panic, I'm going on the record"
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(Time)
 
Plug
 
How to make sure divorce doesn't ruin your finances. For example, shop around for a hit man and don't just hire the first one you meet. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Being the last doubleheader of the season and with a month of racing left to go, what kind of clownshoes are we going to see this week, and can we get a decent standing start this time? It's Race #1 of the Honda Indy Toronto (3:00PM EST, NBCSN)
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(The British Open)
 
 
 
It's Saturday at the Open Championship. Can Dustin Johnson overcome the rain and catch McIlRoy? It doesn't matter. Discuss how ESPN keeps the camera locked on Tiger who's only trailing by 14 strokes to enter the day
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Thu July 17, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tesla decides to call its third car the Model 3, instead of the Model E. Fark: Because Ford apparently owns the rights to the letter E, WTF?
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
LeBron James' return to Cleveland will bring $500 million a year to the local economy. Or as Cleveland calls $500 million, the local economy
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Not News: 1-year-old catches something at daycare. Fark: Herpes
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Our alcohol budget rivals a Third World country's GDP
 
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Democrats launch six figure campaign against Nikki Haley" That's not an ad campaign, that's political bukkake
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Tue July 15, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Chat show host who really hates binge drinking and casual sex gets pepper sprayed in a place where people go to binge drink and have casual sex
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(23)
 
(Hartford Business)
 
 
 
White House study finds that Connecticut (nation's third highest gas tax) and California (nation's highest gas tax) have the nation's worst roads
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama says many Republicans personally hate him: "If I named apple pie the official American dessert, they would call apple pie Communist and introduce a bill naming vanilla ice cream the official American dessert"
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Sun July 13, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon cancels Sam and Cat, paving the way for Jennette McCurdy's eventual porn career
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Many states have recently passed restrictions aimed at making it harder for younger voters to vote, such as no longer allowing a student ID card to count as a valid "photo ID' for casting a ballot. You'll never guess what "color" all those states are
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Three top billionaires write op-ed castigating Congress for "shortchanging America" and telling them to "get your act together on immigration reform." Of course, that would be libby-libs Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, and ― WTFark? HIM?? REALLY???
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Cheetah and dog celebrate first birthday at Dallas Zoo and... you already clicked the link for spotted cat and labrador cuteness
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Thu July 10, 2014
(The Week)
 
 
 
LeBron James will sign with the Cleveland Cavaliers. I can tell by looking at the hex codes on his website
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Wed July 09, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today's herpy derpy Texas Repugnican saying the southern border crisis might become B-Rawk's "hurricane Katrina moment" and calling for him to visit the region is Henry Cuellar (D-Laredo)
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Selfies Anonymous, for those of you who are selfieholics and can't help yourself on Instagram
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Mon July 07, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you hid your jar full of change a couple thousand years ago and can't remember where, we've got some good news for you
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Turns out Australians have their own version of the Northern Lights. They call them the Southern Lights and because they're in Australia, they're upside down and can kill you (pic)
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Sun July 06, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Grand Canyon National Park, a crowded attraction in the middle of nowhere, could become a crowded attraction in the middle of other crowded attractions
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Sat July 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Orange is the New Black cast might have dominated Law & Order, but the Breaking Bad cast owes their existence to guest starring roles on The X-Files
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If the FCC has its way, all of your full length cat videos will be closed captioned for the meowing impaired
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not news: Family of Yankee fans has a father named Casey, brothers named Mickey, Roger and Andy. News: Children named Jeter, Yogi and Maris
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Fri July 04, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Heavy metal fans need to be careful when headbanging, it could cause your brain to bleed like with this Motorhead fan
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mitsubishi to build cars in Thailand to be sold in China as Fiats for Chrysler. Chevy still building cars in America for recall
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(11)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
WWE Diva Emma arrested for shoplifting an iPad case. What ever happened to the good old days when wrestlers like Ken Patera were arrested for throwing a boulder through a McDonald's window? Damn kids today
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Tue July 01, 2014
(AOL)
 
 
 
Cold case investigators identify Nancy Grace's 40 year old bones
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Cavaliers may not have landed LeBron James back yet, but they got Kyrie Irving to a huge contract
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(Symantec)
 
 
 
So apparently, Russia has infected computers controlling our power grid with a Stuxnet-type of virus, and can shut things down at their whim. That's nice
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Mon June 30, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Coheed and Cambria save one of their fans from being evicted from home, though they admit that like the band, he already appeared to be homeless
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Sun June 29, 2014
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Nothing says All-American Bar crawl like stripping naked in a pizza place, stealing a car, running from the police, driving the wrong way down a one way street, crashing into two parked cars and getting tazed while still naked
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Sat June 28, 2014
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Quick heads up for Peeping Toms just getting started: When installing camera in women's locker room, make sure you're not recording yourself installing said camera in women's locker room
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(19)
 
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
New Hyundai sedan will automatically brake for speed cameras, floor it for yellow lights
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Fri June 27, 2014
(WIVB)
 
Video
 
Ugly-ass baby hyena born at the Buffalo Zoo. During hours and captured on video
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(4)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman found electrocuted to death by her headphones. Police recommend caution to anyone who may be listening to Metallica's second album
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Does your lunch need a little extra kick? Just sprinkle on some powdered caffeine
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
San Francisco officials are considering a giant net to deter people from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Rejected ideas include: ninjas, drunk Mel Gibson, a cardboard life-size replica of the bridge, and cats with lasers
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"Artisan chocolate made in Scotland can increase reaction times and improve tactical ability in rugby players, scientists have claimed"
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Tue June 24, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
If you don't believe in climate change, and can prove that it's not real, you could be $10,000 richer. Difficulty: Must use the Scientific Method to prove your claim
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you clap your hands and can't keep a beat, a leading neuroscientist says you have a "musical brain disorder" that makes one "beat deaf"
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Trio of ugly-ass black footed cats make debut at Phila. Zoo. Bonus, they're named after Daenerys' dragons (Warning: auto-play video)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You are a wealthy plastic surgeon who sees burglars exiting your house as you return home Do you: A) call your insurance company? B) Call the Cops? C) Engage in a high speed car chase with the burglars using your daughter as the wheelman?
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Sun June 22, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Google releases Top 20 list of shows searched for on the Internet last month. Game of Thrones is tops, SNL and South Park are still strong, and cartoons about sponges and little ponies cover the children fanbase
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(Pando Daily)
 
 
 
While the tech world fixated on Amazon's new phone this week, it missed the debut of a waterproof Kindle: "Until now, most waterproof books were children's books or erotica, so I'll go ahead and call this a 'gamechanger'"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Mississippi has become the federal government's Fort Knox of marijuana and it is held under security just as tight as gold: "It is a bizarre situation. The DEA is acting like this is 1935 and cannabis is this extremely dangerous substance"
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate decides to ruin everyone's summer by making people feel bad about visiting the zoo. "It's terrible for animals; it's a prison for them and causes sociological problems for them"
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Fri June 20, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Performance artist and/or crazy person Victoria Jackson releases her second campaign video in her quest to become a county commissioner for Williamson County, TN and, well, it's exactly as crazy as you'd expect
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Bender's head causes security scramble and massive delays for Connecticut suburban rail commuters, wants you to come to Foxwoods for BLACKJACK. AND HOOKERS
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(30)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Berkeley to add carbon-shame labels to gasoline pumps. Are you ashamed yet, you horrible, horrible, fossil-fuel-burning, earth-hating monster? SHAME
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift named her new cat "Olivia Benson" in honor of Mariska Hargitay's character on Law and Order: SVU, says she was going to get a second cat and name it "Serena Southerlyn", but had to leave it at the pound because it was a lesbian
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even hot girls like the one pictured can't open bank accounts if they bounced a few checks years earlier. so NY State is going after the much abused use of ChexSystems by banks. Because somebody has to protect hot girls, like the one pictured
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Thu June 19, 2014
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Patriots rumored to have copy of Jets playbook. Said to be one page diagram on how to run into own linemen and cause catastrophic failure
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(47)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
England face Uruguay in their bid to avoid catching an early flight home to old Blighty, while Colombia takes on the Ivory Coast for the top spot in Group C and Japan and Greece fight for survival. This is your official World Cup Day 8 thread
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(1472)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Access North GA)
 
 
 
Residents of Georgia urged to be patient with Canada geese as hundreds of thousands of the squawking, crapping shiatbags invade the state for their annual June-July molt, during which time they can't fly and can't be shot
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Speed cameras dramatically cut speeding on one of Scotland's major highways. Those of you who have long argued that traffic cameras are a cash grab rather than a public safety measure can apologize for your poor judgements in the thread to the right
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(22)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. Patent and Trademark office finds the D.C. football team's name offensive and cancels the trademark. Now we're going to have to come up with a replacement for the name "Washington"
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(1011)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The return of the GOP hawks" Oh please, like they ever farking left. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a tv showing McCain or Graham begging for military intervention because they're tired of getting blue-balled
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(50)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Dunkin Donuts to expand California, church shooting leaves one holey, and an alternate universe where we can't implicitly trust strippers: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/8 - 6/14
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What would happen if the earth suddenly stopped spinning? Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria, right?
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(38)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley believes it would be turruble if the Miami Heat signed Carmelo Anthony
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(44)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that Leno's Tonight Show run has ended, producer reveals the diva demands, worst drunks, moodiest guests, the sexually enticing head cases
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
San Mateo County, CA. announces first sighting of endangered California Condor since 1904. County wildlife officials promise the public they will do everything in their power to kill the bird once again
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(24)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
An epic sci-fi themed pictorial that includes Watchmen, Walken, and dancing German nihilists. And cats. Because Wednesdays suck
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(18)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
You've gotten cell reception on an Alaskan mountain? Don't try and call your mother to tell her how dangerous the terrain is
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(20)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts to expand California
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(52)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver says Brazil is going to win the World Cup, so now you don't have to pretend to care about soccer this summer and can devote all your attention to the non-stop action and excitement of baseball
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(32)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Armed suspect disappears after jumping roofs in North Hollywood, schools on lockdown, police asking for assistance and caution from public. UPDATE: Suspect arrested after barricading himself in North Hollywood home
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(197)
 
(Army Times)
 
 
 
The US Army owes Bowe Bergdahl over $200,000 in back pay and benefits, which should cause no controversy whatsoever
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(81)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Downy releases new ad campaign about hugs and gay marriage. Of course, some may be switching the paper they wipe their toilets and sinks with over this in outrage
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(55)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ann Druyan recounts her time with husband Carl Sagan, saying that working together "was one of our infinite number of different ways of making love"
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(37)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Pro-tip for you aspiring pimps - keep your business cash only. And calling your girls "clowns" isn't the brightest move, either
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(32)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maria Sharapova reminds us all once again that she's no Anna Kournikova as she starts on her second Career Grand Slam
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(12)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
A graduating senior who lost both his mother and father notices every student giving the principal $6 when they were called up to collect their diploma and follows suit, not knowing it was going to a good cause. Damn dusty in here
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(32)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"What happens if I ignore my student loans?" For one thing, better get used to being bitten by federal dogs as you run for through some swamp at night when the feds come to collect. Pro tip: Urine is sterile and can be used to treat puncture wounds
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How many attempts would it take you to throw a frisbee across the Chattahoochee river from one state to another and have your friend catch it in mid-air? Or better yet, how many beers would it take?
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(21)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema: Freebie and the Bean, 1974 - Two bickering cops (Arkin and Caan) need to bust a mobster while also protecting him from a hit. Trigger warning: 70s fashion
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(9)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kid who played a young Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights arrested for going 80 mph in a 35 zone and causing a multi-car wreck. Well, like the late-great Colonel Sanders said: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
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(19)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Maureen Dowd calls her marijuana edibles experiment "ill-advised". At least she didn't inhale
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(114)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The owner of the Oakland A's is reportedly close to making a deal that would keep the A's in Oakland Coliseum for another ten years. Making this the worst decision made by the A's since they traded Carlos Peña
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(53)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sprint and T-Mobile finally agree to terms on $32 billion merger, citing crappy network and repeated dropped calls for delaying the deal for so long
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(46)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Politicians scurry to delete tweets expressing happiness at the return of an American soldier held captive by the Taliban
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(266)
 
(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
Dogs and cats are not a substitute for children, says pope who clearly hates animals
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(80)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pele's son gets red card for money laundering
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(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers confirm wireless broadband can easily reach the moon, maybe even Mars. But Bum-Fark, Idaho? You're still out of luck
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(38)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Even the NRA has facepalmed over the antics of Texas "Open Carry" advocates and asked them to kindly knock that shiat off, as even the NRA recognizes that eating a burger next to a guy with an AR "is downright weird..and can be downright scary"
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(184)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Forget Nutella: There's a new spread in town made of crushed caramel biscuits and it's being described as "crack in a jar' by users. "'Seriously guys, it's made out of cookies. Can you believe we used to eat peanut butter?'" (pic)
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(60)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
Will it be "Mad Men" for the 80s, or a "Nerd Winter Sun" flop? Break out your Walkman, get your quarters for Galaga, and see computer technology before the Interwebs. "Halt and Catch Fire" Series Premiere, 10 PM EST on AMC
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The bad news: Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne have broken up. The good news: Michelle has reportedly been perusing newly separated and openly bisexual Evan Rachel Wood
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(52)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Proving once again that umpires are mostly blind and can't count to potato, Washington Nationals catcher Wilson Ramos drew a five-ball walk on Friday night
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(20)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
After cognac becomes smash hit in China despite increasing obscurity in the West, France hopes even more obscure armagnac and calvados can achieve similar status as Asian status symbol
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(20)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
"That sounded just a little too surreal, so after work, I got on my bike and came down here, and was like, 'Yup, that right there is a piano'"
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(21)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Senate candidate sends out a campaign mailer with a picture of him and his family all holding guns. And since the littlest children are too young for guns, they got to hold cap guns. "We're outdoors people"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
It's amazing what being Bradley Cooper's girlfriend can do for your movie career
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(29)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Mathematical formula for how England can win the World Cup devised. Looks like someone tried to divide by zero
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(22)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
MD town forced to remove its speed cameras after FOIA request shows they probably weren't publicly advertised, as law requires. "Those records are no longer available...Upon inquiry, the name of the publication is presently unknown"
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Wed May 28, 2014
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Forget about Lyme disease, there's a new tick borne virus that's now killing people. Enjoy your summer yard work and camping trip
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(54)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
London declared capital of Europe. OK, the cocaine capital of Europe but still, We're Number One
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(37)
 
(The Republic)
 
 
 
Police shoot and wound half-naked man armed with saw and screwdriver before he can go on a rampage of poorly constructed carpentry
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(16)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you live in the Houston area you should know that the recent flooding could cause mice to seek shelter in your home. Which means the snakes could follow the mice. And the alligators could follow the snakes
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(40)
 
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
Squid can mimic a Klingon warship, say scientists
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
The latest sign of the apocalypse: Keyboard Cat has a new song, and it's even better than the last one
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(14)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Lead writer explains why he chose 56-year-old Peter Capaldi to be the latest Doctor Who: "Can you imagine if we had cast another handsome yet quirky young man with entertaining hair? The show would just have become that little bit more ordinary"
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(140)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's getting hard for the 0.1%, what with everyone having a Rolls-Royce, multiple vacation homes and pools filled with champagne and caviar. But have no fear, there is now a hotel with rooms for $30,000. Per. Night
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(146)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop Andy Warhol and Captain Stubing
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(31)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mexican pro-breastfeeding feminists outraged by new pro-breastfeeding ad campaign that features breasts
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(117)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican senator and career "sales executive" attacks veterans groups for not bashing VA secretary. Veterans groups respond by kicking senator in the proverbial nuts. Hero tag is for all veterans today
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(92)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"The Sefer Torah has unique symbolic value... Such an object is supposed to be treated with extreme respect and care. I find it hard to believe that shooting it into space can fall under this heading"
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(39)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Beer vendor makes a no-handed catch
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(15)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
When you ride the slingshot ride that is set up in the parking lot of the Crazy Horse Saloon you almost expect to be stuck up in midair with snapped cables, severe facial injuries and having to be extricated from the ride using a bucket lift
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(15)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
10-year-old Canadian girl who scolded McDonald's at 2013 shareholders meeting is unmoved one year later. "Kids are getting obese and have disabilities, and companies like McDonald's need to do their part and stop marketing their gross food to kids"
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(61)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Before sending anonymous naked pictures of yourself on Facebook, choose the background carefully
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(80)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rory McIlroy dumped Caroline Wozniacki because all the time he spent with her was affecting his game
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(38)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yasiel Puig goes to the top of the leaderboard with the absolute best outfield catch of the year, without breaking an arm or wrist
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(73)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Kitchen Daily)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Bell peppers are versatile and can be used in many ways. What are some of your favorite concoctions with these colorful veggies? Pics and recipes, you know the drill
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(203)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seventh DUI conviction? ✓ A police pursuit that resulted in you wrecking your Ferrari when you crashed into a house and parked car? ✓ Judge: That's a year of work release. You better believe some people have a problem with that
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(109)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The most hated cable company in America is _______. Please answer between 9 and 12, or 1 and 5
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(125)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
You can contract MERS from a simple handshake. Better hug the person and carefully lick the underside of the earlobe instead for the time being...just to be safe
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(36)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Lemonhead Candies changing image and packaging in order to haunt your dreams with mugshot like goodness
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(28)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Where unsold cars go to die" article is BS
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(60)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The oil shale boom in the US and Canada might make us independent of OPEC oil but you didn't think that would stop oil companies from using OPEC's artificially high prices did you? Ha ha
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(121)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
The earth hungering for more opens up in York, Pennsylvania this time and chooses a parked car to snack on
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(29)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I need a ruling- cat just stuck his foot in my scotch. Drink it anyway, or drink it anyway and call kitty AA?
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(119)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Where unsold cars go to die
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(86)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: Alligator helps catch suspected car thief in Florida
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(17)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The red carpet at Cannes is not the best place to recreate a scene from The Tin Drum
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Experts claim pornography should be considered as dangerous as drugs and alcohol because it causes major illness, hairy palms, and carpal tunnel syndrome
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(122)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
New bill would provide increased care for 194353457 military children with autism
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(25)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's hard to have a good dinner party in Australia. Guests have to travel long distances to get there, food can be expensive and just when everything seems perfect, a python starts swallowing a kangaroo in the yard, ruining the whole ambiance
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(17)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Devo co-founder Gerald Casale opens winery. Q: Are we not drunks?
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(24)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out Newark was still a shiathole for all of Cory Booker's tweets and cat-rescues, and now his two would-be successors are squabbling over who will return the city to its proud fifty year tradition of mayors becoming convicted felons
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(21)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
For sale: Used castle in Transylvania, may smell slightly of garlic, only a few blood stains
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(50)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"When police searched the apartment they found cash, money ledgers, condoms and the cookie jar"
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(25)
 
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
English hotel dubbed a "death trap" by inspectors after they find caved-in ceilings, inoperative fire alarms and chained fire exits. Owner blamed waiter for the problems, explaining he was from Barcelona
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(68)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Firefox VIAGRA set to add CANADIAN PHARMACY ads and sponsored AOL content to newly opened $316.84 DAILY browser tabs
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(63)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(City of Portland)
 
 
 
Man who escaped from prison 7 days before he was to be released caught because his eyebrows were way too awesome for freedom
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World Health Organization reminds you to only consume well-cooked camel meat and not to drink camel urine if you want to avoid MERS
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(32)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Olive Garden adds kale, polenta, pistachio-crusted truffles, and capers to its menu to improve its street cred and add foodie sensibility to restaurants. "We are purposely using ingredients that would have been considered polarizing"
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(50)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not only could Kindergarteners one day face misdemeanor charges under proposed California bullying law, but it will be on their PERMANENT RECORD
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(54)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will Houston take a chance on an second Carr? What will Chuckie have to talk about now that Johnny Football is gone and what are the chances that Ray Lewis makes sense tonight? Here is YOUR round two 2014 NFL Draft thread
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(378)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Do not rush the stage at a Morrissey concert. Nothing good can come of it
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(37)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists say they can build gamma-ray lasers by mixing antimatter and matter to create a compound called positronium. In related news, who knew Ghostbusters was a documentary?
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(34)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
18-year-old cancer patient wants to go to prom, but worries how he'll look in photos with his protective mask on. Thanks to all his friends, the photos turned out freaking awesome, and a little bit dusty
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(71)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
If you think Obamacare is bad, in the UK the hospitals are run by someone who believes water has memory and can cure disease
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(60)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
What the hell was this ad agency thinking with their ad campaign for a soda company? Are they on coke or something?
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(24)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Cops worried woman arrested in Kool-Aid caper may crash through prison walls to escape
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(26)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Q: What holds approximately 3,700 Blu-rays and fits in your pocket? A: a good old-fashioned cassette tape
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(50)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Number of careers available to Christians "is quickly shrinking as homosexuals seek opportunities to wreck the personal business and career of any Christian who declines to support the gay lifestyle." This is bad news for florists
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(353)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Can you score 10 out of 10 on the fast food calorie IQ test? Fat chance
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(23)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is going all-out E this year for the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. So, here is your official Fark thread, red carpet arrivals starting at 6pm, event coverage starting at 8pm ET, headliner this year is Joel McHale
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(182)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"One of the three robbers (in black Ninja suits) found Camilo's hat, and is wearing it. In the second pic, the robber sees the video camera."
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(33)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Beloved cartoon characters are going bald to help kids with cancer. Good grief
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(46)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Over a million and a half people are being held captive in Connecticut
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(123)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sure the Crips and the Bloods are dangerous but you really got to keep an eye out for gangs like the Very Crispy Gangsters and Cash Bama Bullies
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drunk teen girl arrested for disorderly conduct, assault, battery, and causing a law enforcement officer to temporarily sing at a much higher register
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(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
CSX trains can move one ton of freight 423 miles on one gallon of fuel. And then derail, spilling 15 tanker cars' worth of crude oil into the James River, and causing a fire forcing hundreds of Lynchburg residents to evacuate. CSX: How tomorrow moves
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(69)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Toronto mayor Rob Ford caught on video smoking crack cocaine. This is not a repeat. Update: Rob Ford taking break to 'address the substance abuse problem'
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(290)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP congressman pulls a Fox News and calls Donald Sterling a Democrat
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(82)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Debit cards have all but killed cash as more than 80 percent of money now changes hands electronically, offering consumers less flexibility and higher service charges
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(65)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because your day wouldn't be complete without meeting the man who grew a world record 6 foot, 60-pound cauliflower. Sorry girls, he's married
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(5)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Behold, the Poutine Burger: "This burger represents the best of America and Canada coming together. It's like a polite drone attack"
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(90)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Virginia Christians prepare for 40-day hunger strike against same-sex marriage. Good luck with that, and can we have what's in your fridge now?
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(274)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
On-duty cops in a squad car caught playing cards and smoking cigars by a reporter who will soon be found mysteriously dead in a ditch with 10 baggies of cocaine stuffed down his throat and a dozen kiddie porn pictures in his pockets
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(122)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Dogs and cats are capable of love, at least biochemically. Your dog loves steak
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(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently when you build extra cabins on top of a ferry and carry three times as much cargo as is safe, it can fall over and sink. Who knew?
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(65)
 
(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
Scientist discover inverse relation between Alzheimer's and cancer
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(22)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Having crippled voting rights and campaign finance reform, SCOTUS now takes the axe to affirmative action
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(679)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(Grind TV)
 
 
 
So you're out fishing and catch an 800-pound shark that's too big for your pickup truck. What do you do? Difficulty: Florida
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(82)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
Remember how Tarantino got furious and cancelled his upcoming Western because of a script leak? Well I don't remember a gosh darn thing. You were saying?
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(44)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
E is testing the waters by having Khloe Kardashian guest host Chelsea Handler's talk show. No good can come of this
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And the 2014 World Car of the Year is the _____________
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(49)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Will prices Spike at the Rainbow Falls Traders' Exchange? Will Rarity and Applejack's pooled capital yield a new episode of Friendship is Witchcraft? It's "Trade Ya" on Master Limited Partnerships: Finance is Magic, at 10:30 on the Hub
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(130)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
As the operator of an indoor pot grow-op, is your greatest fear a) nosy neighbors, b) cops, come and try to snatch your crops, or c) gangs of geeks with drones carrying infrared cameras?
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(45)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Former "Boy Meets World" actress Maitland Ward wins the red carpet dress contest
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(103)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT scholars say that the safety risks of nuclear reactors, and the safety risks of offshore oil platforms, should cancel out if you just combine the two somewhere far, far away from MIT
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(25)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The conservative lawyer who defended California's ban on gay marriage at the Supreme Court is at work on another project: planning his daughter's upcoming same-sex wedding ceremony
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(91)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Interactive map with all the misspelled street names engraved into SF sidewalks. Come for Hiaght and Lombrd streets, stay for the nexus of the universe at Castro and Castro
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(24)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Coast Guard calls $300 million cocaine haul the biggest in Coast Guard history
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(42)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Pelvic Floor Exercise is a great sexual dysfunction treatment and can be done with hoops, ribbon, or freestyle ball throw
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(24)
 
(Keloland)
 
 
 
News: Bodies of two missing teenage girls found when their overturned car was spotted in a creek less than a mile from where they were last seen. Fark: 42 years later
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(83)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
You know it's going to be a weird day when a stranger wearing a black uniform and cap walks unannounced into your dorm room at 5:15 a.m. and informs you that your cab is ready
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(53)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Thank goodness baseball now has instant replay. Calls that are blown on the field can be reviewed, confirmed as accurate, and then later declared blown again when the tapes are reviewed a second time
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(27)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Smile, you're on 'Candid Camera' again
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(18)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee: How can Obama support same-sex marriage and call himself a Christian? Christianity has NOTHING to do with love
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(304)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Remember, boys and girls, alcohol and calculus never mix-- don't drink and derive
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(11)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Insta-karma: when douchebag cyclist runs stop sign, you honk at him as you slam on the brakes to save his life, and he road-rages while riding alongside you--and runs straight into a parked car
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(284)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Vance MacAllister the "value" Congressman caught on tape cheating with a staffer has a cunning plan to keep his seat. You can't heed calls from party officials to resign if you never actually TAKE those calls
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(32)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Since you can already make boats and cars and guns with 3D printers, why not try to make a human heart?
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(27)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman who tweeted "2drunk2care" before driving the wrong way on a highway at 100mph and causing a double fatality accident, will start caring now that she's being held on $600k bond. w/ yeah, you'd probably hit it in a drunken stupor mugshot
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(160)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
McCain: Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick, you're talking strongly and carrying a twig. Kerry: For fark's sake, at least I'm doing something over here. All you want to do is bomb the crap out of people
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(111)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
After getting the predictable hate mail for featuring a gay couple in their "This is wholesome" ad campaign, Honey Maid graham crackers responds with perhaps the sweetest "no, fark YOU" of all time
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(140)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a pharmacy, you should really pay attention to the customers in the store as you walk past... especially if they're wearing a blue uniform with a shiny badge and carrying a gun
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(20)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man runs into neighbor's burning home with fire extinguisher, succumbs to smoke, is pulled out by his 22-year-old daughter who does chest compressions until he revives and can hand her the hero tag
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(27)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
If Infowars and the ACLU are in agreement, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria can not be far behind
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(47)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Teenager charged with possessing cannabis and carrying handgun while drunk driving. Bonus: handed over a receipt instead of license. Wait, did I say teenager? I meant Catholic priest
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(37)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
David Camp plans to retire to find more ways to play with his means
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(7)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The pieces are in play. The road to Terminus is open. Find out in the season four finale of The Walking Dead as Rick, Michonne, and Carl head to salvation. It's your official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. The action begins at 9PM ET on AMC
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(836)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
"I think the Taco Bell Ronald McDonald campaign is an attention grabbing idea. That's why we did it 12 years ago"
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(14)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bomb squad called to Bob Barker's house after suspicious package showed upon the game show host's doorstep, leading some to wonder who was trying to neuter the geriatric celebrity
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(32)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
If you ignore the fact that Sony, EA, Capcom, Sega, Deep Silver, Mad Catz, Perfect World, CCP and other companies are dropping out of having a presence at Penny Arcade Expo East this year, Nintendo's decision to drop out is really troubling
source: tomsguide.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(269)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Donald Rumsfeld can't handle the hard truth... about why we went to war with Iraq
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(73)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
MIT researcher makes beautiful sand castles but fails to realize they need to be at least 3 times bigger than this
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(35)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
And the states with America's most racially-segregated schools are...New York, Illinois, Michigan and California, and none of Fark's usual whipping-boy Southern states come close. Y'all put that in your NPR tote bag and smoke it, yankees
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(222)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
AMATEUR VIDEO: Severe storm in OKC is treated as the Apocalypse by wildly-overcaffeinated cameraman. Contains a plethora of profanity-laced meteorological observations
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(35)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
No matter how bad your job is, at least you don't have to dangle from a harness and clean the underside of a glass sidewalk jutting out over the Grand Canyon
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(98)
 

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