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234 headlines found matching 'D CA'
Sat October 01, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC police finally catch the yodeling suspect who made death threats on police radios and some police-impersonating robbers in an unrelated case ...all with just one arrest. That's some fine police work, Lou
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Tribune endorses Gary Johnson: "We would rather recommend a principled candidate for president - regardless of his or her prospects for victory - than suggest that voters cast ballots for such disappointing major-party candidates"
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Investigators looking for missing child instead find ancient burial ground. Now they'll be able to solve some really cold cases
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lewandowski's attempt on CNN to deflect questions about Trump's dealings in Cuba using the EXACT strategy outlined in the campaign's talking points memo goes awry when one of the other panelists has a copy of the same memo, and calls him out on it
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Insurance companies have been running speed cameras in Virginia. Smile for the camera. Frown for the bill
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
So how many times did Captain Kirk violate the Federation's Prime Directive?
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Wed September 28, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Bhangra dancing comes to the Maritimes, and Canadians don't know what to think
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Tue September 27, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump gives reasons for his sub-par debate performance: "The moderator was against me. My mic was defective. An old friend came in from out of town. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD"
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton is a flawed candidate, just like God." Wait, is that even kosher?
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain, 60, discusses his healthful food and drink choices on recent work visit to LA. Spoiler: bacon, banchan, double-doubles, street-fair-style sausage-and-pepper heroes, tequila, and caipirinha ("plenty of Vitamin C") are on the menu
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Sun September 25, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
City officials demand security gets beefed up at a destination for a "volatile mix of people" who show up every weekend, get into fights and cause damage that takes up valuable police time and resources. No comment from Chuck E. Cheese management
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1970, The Partridge Family premieres on television. Millions of teenage girls tell David Cassidy "I think I love you"
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
ABC will reboot Cagney and Lacey, but neither lead will be called Cagney or Lacey because they don't want to pay royalties or for the rights, but it will just be a "female drama just like that show"
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Out-of-work British TV host now calling people's pets to cheer them up: "I never thought Noel Edmonds would call and speak to my actual cat, but when the phone was placed beside the hairy ear of the cat, he offered words of reassurance and hope"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Green Party candidate to replace David Cameron in British parliament is Larry Sanders. Larry has a brother called Bernie. Yes, that one
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Stockholm hipsters declare war on killer badger after it attacked and killed beloved neighbourhood cat, leading to number of sarcastic comments from other Swedes. "Sweden's Harambe"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cop racially profiles black teen coming home from his job in an industrial park, tosses him in back of squad car, and stereotypes him as too poor and black to afford his own bike
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Male widow spiders avoid cannibalistic females by hanging with immature virgins. Don't try this at home, guys
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Have a dented car door? You could always fix it ... or call an artist to paint a real cool mural over it
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Here's why Canadians are being offered cash by the government to abandon their homes
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Two-headed calf on born farm named 'Lucky' Will eat twice as much and become veal twice as fast
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Which is more surprising: Career .059 hitter Jon Lester smacking an RBI double to center, or 39-year-old catcher David Ross scoring from first?
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
"Somewhere, in the logical part of my brain, it occurred to me that nothing good can come from an angry B-list celebrity standing on his deck with no clothes and a loaded shotgun"
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Tue September 20, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In case of a three-way tie, the ACC will have a decision that will cost them three times what they were expecting and can only be made on the third Monday of the month between 2-4pm
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
First 1 TB SD card unveiled. Subby looks at his 1 TB external hard drive with tears in his eyes
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Italian government aborts its 'Fertility Day' ad campaign
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Sun September 18, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sports fitness personal trainers now using yoga for posture, tossing a medicine ball to improve reflexes and cardio for stamina. All to help competitve athletes? Nope. Competitive video gamers
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Will Jimmy Kimmel draw an audience? Will Veep run a clean sweep? Will The Americans finally get its due? Will the Game of Thones drought drag on? It's your Official 68th Annual Emmy Awards Discussion Thread. Red Carpet starts at 6 PM ET on ABC
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Fri September 16, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Missouri GOP overrides veto, passes law that eliminates all gun control laws. So if you're a violent criminal with a record or a domestic abuser and want to own guns and concealed carry with no permit or training, it's your lucky day
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
There was a red carpet, hundreds of balloons and a gold confetti cannon at the iPhone 7 grand opening in Denmark. Only two unenthusiastic people showed up
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Finally, it's time once again for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Worms W.M.D? Fallout 4? Crusader Kings 2? Stellaris? MOO? Perhaps an AD&D campaign you modified for 5e? Do you need other farkers to game with?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"I am going to shoot you, and call it accidental discharge"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says God called him up and told him not to believe in any of the polls that show Donald Trump losing
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Wed September 14, 2016
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Drunk, driving away from fatal hit-and-run in damaged car is not good time to stop in Taco Bell drive-thru for munchies, just saying
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Steven Tyler really thinks he should cameo in Guardians of the Galaxy 3. Director James Gunn is pretty sure he could squeeze Jar-Jar Binks in there somewhere
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone - Benghazi has been declared David Cameron's fault
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Tue September 13, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Walking pneumonia is so mild that it can often be mistaken for a cold. Sufferers, although unwell, may feel healthy enough to continue to work. It rarely requires hospitalization and can be cured in as little as a week." This is what Hillary has
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Mon September 12, 2016
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Killed Caltrans highway worker memorialized on 16,000-person email distro. "Our heartfelt condolences." "PLEASE TAKE ME OFF THIS LIST." "For the love of god stop hitting 'reply all.'" "Like you just did?" "EVERYONE JUST STOP REPLYING"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In wake of his incompetence setting the stage of the collapse of Britain's economy and the possibility of losing Scotland, David Cameron decides to resign from Parliament
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Quake-hit Italian town sues Charlie Hebdo over pasta-themed cartoons. Je Suis Cannelloni
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Fri September 09, 2016
(The Interrobang)
 
 
 
Finally the Offensive 9/11 Gay Dad Cartoon We Were Not Waiting For
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt says he is "having a hard time" imagining why anyone would support Donald Trump and cannot imagine him as president. Meanwhile, everyone else is having a hard time wondering why we're getting a World War Z sequel
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It's time for the media to step up and call Donald Trump what he is in language he understands: unwissendstolzgehirn
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Thu September 08, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
9/11-related cancer cases are soaring
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mexico threatens to cancel treaty that ceded Texas and California to US if Trump gets elected
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Wed September 07, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to Draw Milo the Cat with Milo... the animated cat
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mercury-sized world may have carried carbon to Earth 5,000 years ago
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The mouse bunny known as the pika is on the verge of extinction and not all the Pokemon GO players in the world can do anything about it
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Distractify)
 
 
 
The Stanford rapist's house is surrounded by a bunch of people openly carrying and making threats; the police chief is pictured calmly chatting with the armed, white protestors. Damn, this story is sure to evoke calm, rational discussion
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're going to set fire to your ex-boyfriend's car, do your research on said car before torching it
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Joe Biden stops by Ohio and castrates the Trump campaign
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Possible Garrison Keillor/Donald Trump trifecta in play: "When I envision a Trump Presidential Library, I see enormous chandeliers and gold carpet and a thousand slot machines. God help us. I mean it. We're in trouble down here"
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Thu September 01, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
American Airlines president moves to United, says he took the job because the salary is way overpriced, he can take up to six months to report for work and can cancel without notice at any time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Top donor to Jeb Bush and Rick Scott in an Op-ed: "we can no longer hide behind the excuse of party loyalty and that a bad candidate of ours is better than any candidate of theirs,..Trump is capable of leading America "off the precipice"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Pentagon officials allowed workers to use government credit cards for charges at strip clubs and casinos. Although not as much as they would have spent by just going to work and approving new defense systems
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The real reason journeyman Baba Yaga and cannibalistic ghoul Ann Coulter invited a black Uber driver to a Breitbart party
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Want to avoid catching ebola? Throw out those 'special' gym socks now
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: As a busy woman with a life and career, I forgot my mother's birthday. Well, I wished her a happy belated birthday but she's cut me out and refuses to talk with me because in her mind I was too late and didn't love her. What the hell"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Slow News Day: Smoking hot 20-year-old can lick her own eyebrow (w/pics)
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Guy Pearce and Carice van Houten announce the birth of their son, offer up Red Woman's placenta smoothie as a small memento of the occasion
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
It's not just asteroids that cause mass extinctions on earth. Scientists discover supernovas have also caused cataclysmic damage. Sleep well, everyone
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Donald J. Trump)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has no scheduled campaign appearances. None at all. The election is only 10 weeks from now. What is he hiding? Is his health in decline? Something is going on here
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Come for the story about a high-speed car chase in England, stay for the phrase "...embedding itself in St Clair's groin"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pundits keep wondering why only red states are flipping blue and not the other way around? It's simple: Growth in red states like Kansas and Texas has stopped while blue states like Colorado, Oregon, and California are kicking ass. Also, Drumpf
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Wed August 24, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Bold blue jay hogs bird cam, then loads up on seeds as he continues upstaging other dull gray birds at feeder
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Tue August 23, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dee Snider of Twister Sister does an acoustic remake of "We're not Gonna Take it" with Criss Angel to battle childhood cancer. Dang it's dusty out here in the desert
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The show moves westward to Silicon Valley. Can Donna and Cam make Mutiny the dial-up version of WoW? Will Gordon stop whining? Will Joe cause the Challenger Accident? Can we just get a Bosworth spinoff? "Halt and Catch Fire" Season 3, AMC, 9 PM EST
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Break a soccer player's leg in a revenge attack? That's a red card... and a one-year prison term
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
George Lucas' second career as a wedding photographer, a pane in Dakota Johnson's ass, and Lebron James considers owning another NBA team besides the Golden State Warriors: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/14 - 8/20
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Sun August 21, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols hits 583rd career home run, tying Mark McGwire* for 10th on baseball's all-time leaderboard
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Minnesota," Mr. Trump said. "What?" I asked, turning to the candidate with a look of confusion on my face. "Minnesota," he repeated. "I think we can win Minnesota." Looking around carefully, I slowly exited the room, avoiding any sudden movements
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump meets Tony Perkins, the pastor who says God uses natural disasters to punish gay people. Yes, the same pastor who lost his home in a flood caused by God who was angered at bigotry
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Netherlands are on the brink of banning the sale of gasoline-fuelled cars
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Eddie Bauer found malware in their POS terminals ... cold hard cash still hacker free
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, George Lucas has entered into his second career as professional wedding photographer
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Lots of elements are abundant, but there's a big gap between helium and carbon. Here's why
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
A Republican woman attempted to infiltrate the Russ Feingold campaign. It was doomed to fail from the moment she pulled up to the campaign office in her large white pickup
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
This is what would happen if Trump quit the presidential race. Dogs and cats living together
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russian Foreign Minister believes Americans are paranoid about Russians, speculate on Cold War instincts and can never stop
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Holy Reunion, Batman:New animated Caped Crusader movie coming featuring the classic cast. Yes, that classic cast
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Convicted cake kicker indicted in ice-cream incident
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jan Brady shows that the middle child can also make a nice real estate profit
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Cable providers have hiked cable box rental fee rates past the $10 per box per month mark, surpassing the cost of a Netflix subscription and bringing in $19.5b a year
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Mon August 15, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Students opposed to the concealed carry of guns on Texas campuses are bringing thousands of dildos to UT Austin (not safe for work)
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain outlaws zombie knives: "Zombie killer knives glamorise violence and cause devastating damage - they have no place whatsoever in our society"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A perfectly logical explanation about why you wake up in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep that fails to take into consideration the ghoul-faced shadow beast perched menacingly on your dresser staring at you in the dark
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(KATU)
 
 
 
"I'm really not a cat person" says woman with a hundred cats. "I didn't know how they bred"
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Sun August 14, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The most ticketed car in America is ____________ (Hint: a pricey and older sedan )
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Misogynistic mess Suicide Squad sinks to $44 million in its second weekend, hanging on to #1 while Sausage Party brings home $32 million, a record for an R-rated cartoon. Pete's Dragon is soft at #3 with $20 million, Nine Lives thudding to #9
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
My best friend and I are thinking about opening a stand at the State Fair in a few years and like to ask a general consensus: How well do you think a deep-fried bacon-doughnut would catch on?
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Fri August 12, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James isn't taking his talents anywhere, signs a 3-year, $100 million contract with the Cleveland Cavaliers
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Excited scientists announce Cassini spacecraft discovering flooded canyons on Saturn's moon Titan. It's a Nile of methane
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Wed August 10, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
He's called Hurricane Katrina victims "whiners" says the average woman doesn't know what the GDP is, and that the Federal government shouldn't and can't outlaw slavery. Ladies and Gentlemen meet the winner of the GOP primary in MN's 2nd District
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Attack ad goes after paralyzed candidate telling him to "Stand up to Scott Walker"
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Sony opened an NYC space that shows off future products, like the much-anticipated "voice-activated, neck-wearable music player that projects a cone of audio around the head when worn and includes a voice-activated camera"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
No Man's Day 1 Patch: "People using these cheats were ruining the game for themselves, but people are weird and can't stop themselves ¯\_(シ)_/¯"
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Someone just realized George R.R. Martin wrote Wild Cards, so we may get that as a television series soon
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Sat August 06, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
NASA uses a new HDRI high speed camera (HiDyRS-X) to record a solid booster test and that's like... totalllly purple man
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
A man dies. His wife and girlfriend can't agree on wording so they run dueling obituaries
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
With their current quarterback situation, you might be surprised to hear that Broncos' most heated camp competition is among punters
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Thu August 04, 2016
(VinePair)
 
 
 
The perfect beer for 8 major life events, including bad breakup, new job or promotion, and capital murder charge
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
I could really go for a coffee, but I don't think we have time for a blow job (Not safe for work audio in link...you know like "dick" "blowjob" and cappucino)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood can't believe you can't generalize about a whole group of people without being called racist
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Forensic anthropologists from the Smithsonian's Jeffersonian Institute solve cold case from 150 years ago
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A silly Batman movie captivated audiences this week ... 50 years ago (Pow). Despite the age and camp, it's stil better than Suicide Squad (Oooof). Na na na na na na na not bad
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Another day, another right wing Trump supporter saying Khzir Khan is an Islamic terrorist and member of the Muslim Brotherhood and Captain Khan was also a terrorist
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
♪ Tara Reid is on the... top of the world, walkin'... down the red carpet ♪
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The fast food cake is the Americanest thing since American flag truck nuts
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN pundit says President Trump would have saved Captain Khan
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Tired of your stupid old dumbbells? Now, try smart dumbbells whose weight is adjustable and automatically keeps track of your reps. Also will kick sand in your face and call you a girly-man
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Hot air balloon crashes and catches fire in Texas, killing at least 16
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Fri July 29, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump dusts off the old baffle-them-with-bullsh*t routine while discussing tariffs on Ford cars built in Mexico."It would be 35 percent, it may be 10 percent, it may be five percent, it may be 20 percent,"
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Thu July 28, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists find cancer in million-year-old fossil. Larry King to seek second opinion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old-timey armored car
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Wed July 27, 2016
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Yeah, remember the crying Bernie Bro wearing a Robin Hood cap at the DNC Monday night? The guy that was so widely mocked on social media? He risked his life to pull a woman from a burning car back in May
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Tue July 26, 2016
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
The only thing more heart stopping than the Cleveland Cavaliers is the Cleveland Cavaliers made out of butter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
At a "townhall" meeting in Roanoke, VA, Donald Trump attacked Senator Elizabeth Warren saying "she's got a fresh mouth" but he DID manage to avoid calling her "a broad", so I think for him, that counts as "acting presidential"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
By 2040, computers will need more electricity than the world can generate
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Jesse is on the run after a mess he made. Tulip and Cassidy must make some tough decisions. The Cowboy returns; can his vengeance be sated? Find out in season one's penultimate episode. It's your Preacher Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on AMC
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A crooked businessman who claimed he was bankrupt has been jailed after he hid a £1.2million mansion full of antiques and cannabis in a giant garden shed" (pics)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Japanese to figure out how to make roller coasters more terrifying than they already are. "Riders are only held inside their pedal-powered car with a seat belt. There are no guard rails on the cars"
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Fri July 22, 2016
(ARCA Racing)
 
 
 
Looking for some entertaining short track racing and a lot of crashes and cars that probably shouldn't be raced? Well look no further, as the ARCA Series comes to Indianapolis Raceway Park for the Sioux Chief PowerPEX 200, live at 9 PM ET on FS1
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brexit drops UK economy to 2009 levels. A pound is now only worth 20 periwinkles and a hard candy
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Will Trump unify the party? Will he go off the rails and call for the arrest of non-believers? Will anyone care if he does? *drops balloons* Congrats. You survived 4 days of this convention. THIS is your RNC (Day 4) Thread. Coverage starts at 7:30pm
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Red Sox fan makes outstanding barehanded catch like he's been doing it his whole life. Maybe he has?
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
Woman living peacefully inside upper story of her house encounters stranger who claims house is his and calls cops on her
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you must play Pokemon Go while driving, try to avoid running into a parked car. If you must run into a parked car, try to avoid a police car
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Tue July 19, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Chicago Bear and Carolina Panther cornerback Charles Tillman peanut-punches his time card for the last time in a video
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
MMA fighter serious injured in match. Oh how bad can it be? Let's just look at the pictures and... Jesus Christ, what happened to his forehead?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man gets new job, drinks six pints, wakes up on glass roof 75 feet above the ground with no recollection of how he got there. When police asked if he had caused a public nuisance he said: 'Yeah, I was found on the roof so I suppose I did"
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Sun July 17, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sharpton was very clear about how he wished to be paid. "He wanted cash only. He didn't say why"
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Discord's back, but who is this crazy lady called Calliope that is chasing him, and why does she keep calling him "Eugene"? Find out in this week's episode of My Little Pony, The Days of Our Hiatus, 11:30 AM ET, just before the rinse cycle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bring back cow catchers for trains, but instead call them dumbass catchers
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Fri July 15, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton to hold campaign rally at an Ohio PokéGym this Saturday. Hopes to stop Team Tyrantrump with assistance from Burmy-bros and Brock Obama
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If you're a registered sex offender it's never easy putting the past behind you when everyone in the neighborhood calls you 'Michael Jackson'
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Wed July 13, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pokémon Go: Girlfriend informer edition. "She saw that I had caught a Pokémon while at my ex's house"
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The denial of Tom Brady's four game suspension now raises the biggest question of the NFL off-season? Who is Jimmy Garoppolo, and can the Patriots recover from starting 0-4?
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
New York man arrested after firefighters found a dead cat cooking in his oven. Charges to depend on what the cat was cooking
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop the broken Hood Canal Bridge
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(AP)
 
 
 
Ricky Williams says he was drug tested "at least 500 times" in NFL, some of the drug testers were "like family." Like the one he called Mom, who raised him, and the one he called Casper, who flew around the room. Smoking pot is fun
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
Yelp exec falls to her death in the Grand Canyon, gives it two stars
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ruth Bader Ginsburg's recent anti-Trump remarks mean she might have to recuse herself from any election-related cases this fall; Clinton campaign spokesman Ian Faith says no big deal; it's not like presidential elections come before the Supreme Court
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(CBC)
 
 
 
David Cameron goes full Boehner in his resignation address
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Mon July 11, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you lost your GoPro about a year ago in a U.K. lake, then there's good and bad news. The bad is that the camera has been found, but it's toast. The good news is the that SD card is intact. Bonus: You have a new bestie
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bakersfield California longs to be great again. Subby also longs to be in his 20s and 50lbs lighter but that ain't happening
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of groping six people at a Disney water park gets out of jail and calmly answers the questions of all the reporters waiting for him outside. Just kidding. He sees all the news cameras and immediately walks right back into jail
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Steam-powered car makes a return to competitive racing. Not a repeat from 1905
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Will Jesse manage to get Arseface back from Hell, or is that going to drive the rest of the season? Will Sheriff Root root out the truth from Jesse? Will Tulip and Cassidy keep bonding? It's your Preacher Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
If you are thinking about getting bitten by a rattlesnake this weekend, make sure and carry $50,000 with you when you go to the hospital
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Sat July 09, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 200 Possibly the most ridiculously stacked card ever. Tate, Lesnar, Hunt, Cormier, Silva, Aldo, Edgar, Velasquez, Zingano, Dillashaw, etc. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, FS1 prelims at 8 PM ET, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Cavaliers might have a big bird on their team soon
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Either Obama or David Cameron expected to confirm aliens are visiting Earth by end of this year
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Most people are responding to the Dallas police shootings with sorrow and calls for unity in the face of unspeakable tragedy. And then there's this jackass
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A GOP-sponsored gun bill has been put off indefinitely as speaker Paul Ryan was unable to wrangle together sparring Republicans for support in a really really bad case of timing
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Thu July 07, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Who knew throwing live rounds of ammunition into a bonfire could cause injury?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Do you say, 'Take two hits and call me in the morning?' I have no idea"
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Wed July 06, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hilary stomps all over Trump's business record, lays out his history of four failed casinos in Atlantic City. That's right, four, count 'em four failed casinos. Zero successful casinos
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Design an ad campaign for Scooby Snacks
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: "An old friend came in from out of town...someone stole my car...there was an earthquake...a terrible flood...locusts...it's all because of Microsoft...no, really, it was Microsoft...IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD"
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists claim that pasta is not fattening and can, in fact, help you lose weight. Sure, Italian scientists conducted the study, but what would they have to gain by telling us this?
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson, love child of Tweety Bird and Donald Trump, slams David Cameron and the government for letting Britain get caught up in Brexit hysteria. Hysteria that was of his own devising, mind you
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Jesse learns as he faces down Deblanc and Fiore, who want his powers. Tulip and Cassidy are nearly caught in a compromising position, all while Arseface sort of dithers about. It's your Preacher Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth knows she needs to have some calming words for her kingdom in the wake of the Brexit disaster; her words will be forever entrenched in history and mark her legacy. And those words are... "Keep calm and carry on; stiff upper lip, chap"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New online service Hello Racist promises to help out and destroy the lives and careers of online racist trolls who think they're safe
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Sat July 02, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You might be a pothead if you build a bong so complex and elaborate, the cops mistake it for a meth lab and call in a hazmat team
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Fri July 01, 2016
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
'Dead cat' brought to animal shelter turns out to be hand puppet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pug and cat explore the Camino de Santiago trail with their humans, hope to sell their story as Milo and Otis 2
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Vermont allows concealed carry without a permit. It also allows this guy to show everyone he's not concealing anything
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton wants every American to have high speed broadband cable by 2020. In other words, she has already come up with a promise for her reelection campaign
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
David Cameron misquotes the lyrics to a Smiths song. Heaven knows he's miserable now
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Wed June 29, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
He went into a wardrobe to find lions and witches, and came out with $166K instead
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN angrily demands to know why the hell Republicans went full-bore on the Benghazi investigation, and the committee member they interview sputters and can't give an answer other than "Hail Hydra"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump responds to Istanbul bombing with renewed calls for torture, because of course he does
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Super Grand Canyon" discovered on Pluto's largest moon. And just like with the Grand Canyon on Earth, scientists looked at it for ten minutes before saying "OK, let's go home now"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Brexit fallout continues as David Cameron tells Jeremy Corbyn to immediately resign, and two more Shadow Cabinet ministers leave the party and their jobs in disgust with the Lafarge/Corbyn/Johnson hate triangle
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The European Space Agency thinks the best way to make sure astronauts get along before sending them into space is to make the crew spend a week together in a deep, dark, uncharted cave
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Mon June 27, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Dogs are sweet and friendly and capable of detecting your impending hypoglycemic attack
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fun Fact: Rupert Murdoch has been pressuring UK Prime Ministers to leave the EU since 1997. Didn't David Cameron go to Murdoch's super-exclusive Christmas party last December just as Cameron's Brexit-as-leverage strategy was getting off the ground?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey guys? Remember that one time Ivanka Trump made an appearance at the creepy culty River Jordan baptism of Rupert Murdoch's daughters? You know, the guy who owns tons of newspapers and cable tv channels? "I get lots of free press"
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Honestly if your playing of the violin sounds like 'strangled cat' noises, your neighbors have every right to have your violin confiscated
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
At start of busy Seattle weekend that includes Obama visit and Pride parade, Washington State DOT tweets MSPAINT rendering of all major events that could cause traffic tie-ups
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
While everyone was celebrating the Cleveland Cavaliers' victory, the Cleveland Indians have quietly rattled off six straight wins and are now in first place by three games over the Royals
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Brexit vote may red card 100 Premiere League players
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
FL prosecutor wonders why his crazy online rants about crack hoes and calling Orlando a "melting pot of 3rd world miscreants and ghetto thugs" in light of of the massacre isn't considered protected speech
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
David Cameron resigns as UK Prime Minister. Sayeth The Joker: "And. Here. We. Go"
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
J.R. Smith hasn't put on a shirt since the Cleveland Cavaliers won the NBA title
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(Backpacker)
 
 
 
In a year when people have been damaging hot springs, loading bison into their cars, and carving up rock formations, one kid returns a pinecone taken from Sequoia National Park, along with a written apology. So shines a good deed in a weary world
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(Santa Clarita Valley Signal)
 
 
 
Long-suffering Cleveland fan vowed to eat 23-year-old Mark Price candy bar if his beloved Cavs won the championship. They held up their end of the bargain, and he did too
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's fired campaign manager expected to get to like the taste of dollar store soda and store-brand beef stew as he begins the long job searc ... and CNN just hired him
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Migrant laborer turned logistics worker is secret math whiz, develops five formulas on Carmichael numbers independently, presents them to class of mathematics PhD candidates. "I have hard work and make a hard living, but I insist on my studies"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
46 million people go the polls today in the UK. Will Great Britain stay in the EU? Will they tell Brussels where to stick it? Will David Cameron remain awkward either way? THIS is your Brexit referendum thread. Voting open until 22:00 BST
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former aide to Jeb Bush wonders "How stupid can we possibly be to think Trump will pivot?" Well, how stupid can you possibly be to think Jeb was electable?
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fart (Swedish, v): To go along, travel. Fart (English, v): To expel gas while playing soccer in Sweden, resulting in a red card
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
On one hand, a student informed the campus's Bias Incident Prevention and Response Team that someone had carved a swastika into a pumpkin. On the other hand there's a Bias Incident Prevention and Response Team at Colby College
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The California and Carolina Leagues held a HR Derby on an aircraft carrier, since the only thing better than hitting a home run in a stadium is blasting one from the flight deck
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Note to IndyCamp/Occupy Scotland/Scotxit/whatever protesters: Claiming that Jesus is the rightful monarch of Scotland and calling the judge a blasphemer is not a sound legal strategy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
RGIII's presence is already felt in Cleveland, as he apparently is taking credit for a graphic celebrating the Cleveland Cavaliers' NBA championship
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Blind Mexican cave fish taking jobs from American blind cave fish (with bonus pic of streetfish)
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Vox)
 
Video
 
You know how at the end of Civilization they give you an overview of the map and show you how and when your cities were made and captured? Its kinda like that
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well it looked like the Cleveland Cavaliers already had a championship trophy before they won in Game 7 of the Finals
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: ARDX Arduino Starter Kit and courses on creating your own internet of things, remote controlled car, and environmental monitoring system. Turn sensors, LEDs, resistors, and wires into working stuff. (Sponsored Link)
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(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
Years before getting drunk on Paul Masson wine, product pitchman Orson Welles sparkled in seminal ad campaign for Perrier, helping to convince mainstream America it was normal to buy bottled water
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: I never said club-goers should carry guns. Well, folks, let's check the tape and-- yeah, he did. Twice
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders supporters might ask him why he feels its necessary to keep his doomed campaign going when it costs taxpayers almost $40,000 per day for just his Secret Service detail. I mean, they might ask, but they won't, because, well, you know
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Sun June 19, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey confused by ex-husband Nick Cannon's complaints, says he's always had access to the twins and can see them anytime he wants
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There's a special place in Hell reserved for the person who popularized salad cakes
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(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner leaves gun lying around where a four year old can get it and for farks sake how much more of this do we have to take?
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Sat June 18, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you found one of the three bags filled with money that fell out of the back door of an armored car in Rhode Island, authorities would really like to hear from you. Any time now. They're waiting. Hello? Why isn't anyone calling?
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 2012, Kansas and California took opposite actions on taxes. Let's see where they are today
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Trump's polling gap is historically huuuuge. How huuuuuge? Along with Goldwater, McGovern, and Mondale: carve them on a pebble and call it Mount Crushmore
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Thu June 16, 2016
(FamousDC)
 
 
 
POLL: Besides polio and Caddyshack II, there are few things less popular than your presidential hopefuls
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Golden State Warriors seal the deal or will the Cleveland Cavaliers continue to bring hope to its city that an elusive major sports championship is possible this year? Here is your Game 6 of the NBA Finals thread, tip-off is at 9pm ET on ABC
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Officials suggest a bird carried severed fingers across state lines, perhaps an African Swallow
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Techly (Australia))
 
Weeners
 
"When he first started his noble campaign he would 'dash off a single penis and call it a night', but recently, he's upped the dicks-per-night count to around six"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Gym-goer dives into New Jersey river, rescues woman from submerged car, and still makes it to gym in 26 minutes
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Tue June 14, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK invaded by tens of millions of European migrants who are hell-bent on destruction - EVERYBODY PA... oh wait, they're moths who eat cauliflower and cabbage - GO MOTHS, GO
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
In-N-Out Burgers, Carl's Jr, and Subway are running low on yellow pickled peppers, raise YELLOW ALERT. "Some restaurants have offered cascabella alternatives during the shortage, with little reported success"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Strip's first high-rise, the Riviera Hotel and Casino, to be imploded tomorrow. Michael Corleone unavailable for comment
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
God can no longer play guitar
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You're a Las Vegas Uber driver and you've just found a bag filled with $7,000 worth of chips and cash. Now what?
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Sat June 11, 2016
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
80 percent of humankind can't see the Milky Way any more because people are idiots who think everything has to be illuminated all night otherwise burglars or something
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Blind man who has never seen a bird can identify 3,000 of them by their songs, similarity to chicken
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Comedy Central to roast Rob Lowe, though not as hard as the media did after he nailed a 16-year-old and campaigned for Dukakis
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The best red wine in the world costs less than $10 a bottle and can only be bought in supermarkets
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seagull falls in vat of chicken tikka masala and turns bright orange, earning it the nickname Gullfrazie. Some would call that korma
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Escaped capybaras continue to outwit Toronto trackers
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
No concealed carry for YOU
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Wed June 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fashionistas wowed by clips of dapper NBA players walking into arenas. "I'm like, wow, that's really amazing that they're doing a lighting production to create a video of this, their own version of the red carpet. They're really producing this shot"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Festival drops band after its drummer defends the Stanford rapist. Good thing drummers are a dime a dozen and can be replaced within five minutes of posting an advert on a telephone pole
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Tue June 07, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What has orange hair, weird make-up, and looks like a used car saleman?
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Mon June 06, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan meteorologist admits he has no clue what the weather will be like for the few days: "As much as I hate to say it, I have to warn you that extended forecasts right now are highly variable and can't be trusted"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"What if Bernie wins California?" Well there will be dancing in the streets, dogs and cats sleeping together, mass hysteria and...does that Bernie mural have a blue mustache?
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Sun June 05, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
The original stars and new cast members of the Ghostbusters movies are to unite on Jimmy Kimmel Live, leading some to predict a disaster of biblical proportions: human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to fifteen years in prison for attempted carjacking and possession of butt crack
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