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Headlines matching 'Cute'
Mon May 28, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Las Vegas Review-Journal) Amusing Mitt Romney and Donald Trump to host a campaign fundraiser in Las Vegas. People expected toupée at least $2500, presumably to hear two idiots talk about nothing  (lvrj.com) (50)


Sat May 26, 2012
(YouTube) Cool 1982 Sci-Fi Convention "Blade Runner" behind the scenes short film you've never seen. Bonus: Syd Mead discussing how the parking meters he designed would electrocute anyone trying to tamper with them  (youtube.com) (12)


Fri May 25, 2012
(Houston Chronicle) Cool Seniors "flash mob" to the music of "The Wobble." To be fair though that's pretty much the way they move anyway. Bonus: Cute video  (blog.chron.com) (11)
(Smh.com.au) Cool Disneyland Japan to let cute Japanese lesbians have their wedding at the theme park. This is a great step forward for gay rights in Japan and... aw, hell, you stopped reading at "Cute Japanese Lesbians", didn't you?  (smh.com.au) (57)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Interesting Ten facts about cats even cat people don't know, even when they're putting out fire  (buzzfeed.com) (206)
(Daily Mail) Sappy Michael Vick and his fiancée announce wedding date. Couple now registered at Macy's, Bloomingdales, PetSmart  (dailymail.co.uk) (25)


Sat May 19, 2012
(InfoWorld) Unlikely "Why you don't need a firewall," a shocking exposé by the man who wrote "Why you need to give me your credit card numbers"  (infoworld.com) (111)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Forbes) Unlikely Microsoft-funded startup thinks it can stop piracy. Isn't that cute?  (forbes.com) (51)
(Yahoo) Cool Tim Tebow: Asked to high school prom by cute blonde, request denied. Joe Haden: Asked to high school prom by Tony Siragusa, makes dreams come true  (sports.yahoo.com) (42)
(Short List) Dumbass Bad news: you've forgotten to log out of Facebook at an internet café. The worst news: you've also just robbed the place  (shortlist.com) (17)
(News.com.au) Obvious The 26-year-old ex-fiancée of Hugh Hefner offers advice on how to bag a rich older man  (news.com.au) (81)
(Slate) Obvious Can a state force anti-psychotic medication on a death row inmate so they can execute him? Only in Texas  (slate.com) (121)


Sun May 13, 2012
(YouTube) Video Cutest first pitch failure in history. No, don't try to hit it  (youtube.com) (64)
(star gazette) Sappy That cute girl sitting next to you in college 60 years ago? Maybe it's time to finally ask her to marry you  (stategazette.com) (15)


Sat May 05, 2012
(grist) Spiffy How to make your own bacon... and duck prosciutto, and pancetta, and pâté, and artisanal green chile chicken sausages  (grist.org) (14)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting La Nina? Está muerta  (mega949.com) (33)
(Some Guy) Scary "Normally, jumping spiders are kind of cute, but this one has more the air of the insect murderer that he actually is." You'll know the picture when you see it  (somethingscrawlinginmyhair.com) (64)
(BBC) Cool Jason Statham has now head-butted, auto-electrocuted, incomprehensibly-growled and chest-pounded his way to a billion-dollar career. Not bad for a street hawker from the streets of London  (bbc.co.uk) (111)


Wed May 02, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire) Asinine Florida's "Stand Your Ground" law means you cannot be prosecuted for using deadly force against an attacker-unless you're a woman who fires a warning shot to stop your husband's attack-then you get 20 years  (theatlanticwire.com) (448)


Tue May 01, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Spiffy Yes, yes, yes, sort of want, mmmmeh why not, yes, yes, HELL YEAH, maybe, yes, sort of want, YES, would hit, fist of an angry god, hmmmm crazy eyes, no thanks, how about no, what's with the glasses, maybe, maybe, DO NOT WANT  (buzzfeed.com) (110)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Awwww) Cool A live webcam of the cutest Red-Tailed Hawk babies that you'll see all week  (metobs.ssec.wisc.edu) (84)
(The Tennessean) Silly Logo for ButtleOpener deemed too risqué to appear on the hood of a car  (tennessean.com) (27)


Fri April 27, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Fail What do a bikini, a Domino's pizza, Mountain Dew pajamas, a baseball glove, and Pokémon trading cards have in common? Play TSG's 'match the shoplifter with the item they attempted to steal' and find out  (thesmokinggun.com) (45)
(Some Guy) Scary Wondering why that cute video you posted of your kid dancing in a diaper is getting so many views on Youtube? It's been added to a kiddie porn site  (1035superx.com) (141)


Thu April 26, 2012
(HitFix) Amusing Cute Hipster Chick replaces Cute Hipster Chick for the role of Cute Hipster Chick in Spike Jonze's new film about a dude who falls in love with Siri  (hitfix.com) (65)


Tue April 24, 2012
(USA Today) Obvious "Get Met. It pays. Except when it doesn't want to and can get away with it. Isn't Snoopy cute?"  (usatoday.com) (32)


Mon April 23, 2012
(TMZ) Followup "Prostate surgery... acute urinary retention... heart attack..." "Things that are serious, things that doctors oversee, THINGS THAT APPEAR ON DICK CLARK'S DEATH CERTIFICATE"  (tmz.com) (27)
(Some Flattened Frog) Scary Sacré bleu: Far-right candidate Marine Le Pen gets 18% of the vote in the first-round of France's presidential election, vows to crush any ultra-liberal opposition with her far-right bootstrappy boots  (france24.com) (87)


Fri April 20, 2012
(CBS News) Unlikely The fastest state to execute murderers isn't the one you were thinking of, is it?  (cbsnews.com) (47)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Some Coatis) Cool Cute-ass baby red coatis born at Brno Zoo. Czech 'em out  (zooborns.com) (37)
(Independent) Interesting Right wing in despair as Socialist leads Presidential Race by 14%, France on verge of surrendering Palais d'Elysée to Hollande  (independent.co.uk) (122)


Tue April 17, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Sappy Cuteness overload: 33 animals with stuffed animals of themselves  (buzzfeed.com) (66)


Mon April 16, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Amusing Best picture of a praying mantis riding a bicycle that you're likely to see all day  (buzzfeed.com) (133)


Thu April 12, 2012
(YouTube) Video Cute Alert: Really sad dog sings the blues  (youtube.com) (27)
(Stylist) Sappy In need of a disturbingly cute fix? Here's Milly, the world's smallest Chihuahua (otherwise known as the ET of dogs)  (stylist.co.uk) (139)


Wed April 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop Café Panis  (yanidel.com) (29)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Some 23-Skidoo) Cool Old-timey soda fountains are making a comeback. Story complete with cute hipster reporter and soda jerk with a handlebar mustache  (kare11.com) (86)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero Eight year old girl saves friend's life. Includes cutest pic of the Heimlich maneuver you'll see today  (king5.com) (33)


Sun April 01, 2012
(TMZ) Silly Fred Durst threatens to fire the original members of Limp Bizkit. It's so cute how he thinks anyone gives a damn  (tmz.com) (74)
(Time) Interesting Kids are cute until age four-and-a-half. Here comes the science, tantrum in the checkout line at Target  (healthland.time.com) (127)


Sat March 31, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sappy Ugly-ass tragic polar bear's cuter sister born in Germany (w/ ridiculously adorable pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (30)


Fri March 30, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Best hipster-ish cover of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean you'll see this week (bonus: cute girl sings well)  (youtube.com) (91)


Tue March 27, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing Want to see a cute girl tripping balls at a music festival make out with a tree? Of course you do  (youtube.com) (73)


Mon March 26, 2012
(io9) Amusing Woman's attempt to train army of goose astronauts is stupidly cute, completely unsuccessful  (io9.com) (19)


Sat March 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Like most of you, Subby has often wondered what it would look like if The Avengers lived in the Hundred Acre Wood. Well, for one, thing... AIEEEE. THE CUTENESS. IT BURNS SO  (theuniblog.evilspacerobot.com) (17)


Fri March 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Sappy A dog named Data, a bucket of pups and a tiny, tiny yawn are among the highlights of this photo collection. Happy National Puppy Day (slideshow, but the cutest. One. Evar.)  (newstimes.com) (90)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Some Farm Serf) Amusing LGT baby ducks in need of a home. Subby has had ducks before, they are not as easy as it would seem to care for correctly. What cuteness has made you regret it in one way or another?  (lancaster.craigslist.org) (142)


Sun March 18, 2012
(Slate) Obvious Did Leprechauns start off scary or cute? And really, aren't they just downright terrifying, whether they're killing Jennifer Aniston or shilling marshmallow cereal?  (slate.com) (51)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious What do you do if a cute topless sunbather approaches you on the beach. If you're the recently married Paul McCartney, you just let it be. (sfw)  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)
(Austin News KXAN) Dumbass Cute special education teacher makes two teens feel VERY special (w/mugshot)  (kxan.com) (186)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Humans Invent) Cool Gourmet space food of the future. From a spirulina martini to a vegetable taboulé, this is how we will be eating on the way to a galaxy far far away  (humansinvent.com) (9)
(The Sun) Cool The cutest picture of a sandhill chick taking a ride on his mom's back you will see all day  (thesun.co.uk) (29)


Sun March 11, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary Cute girl can't stop drinking gasoline: "It makes me feel good" (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (196)


Sat March 10, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sappy Weekend cuteness: Baby squirrels  (dailymail.co.uk) (21)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Sappy Woman rescues a bald raccoon. And you thought they were cute with fur  (cottagecountrynow.ca) (68)


Wed March 07, 2012
(CBS News) Interesting Les étrangers prennent nos jorbs  (cbsnews.com) (90)


Mon March 05, 2012
(AOL) Obvious Grammatical mistakes not to make on your résumé. Yes, their all here for you're interest  (jobs.aol.com) (125)


Sat March 03, 2012
(New York Daily News) Stupid Cute chick in running clothes gets $50 summons from cops for resting her injured leg on seat in nearly empty subway car. Of course, she should have known better not to have been a cute chick  (nydailynews.com) (251)


Thu March 01, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Sappy The Simpsons grow up, in the form of 35 greeting cards. Bonus: Lisa has an "experimental" phase in college  (buzzfeed.com) (78)


Tue February 28, 2012
(AZCentral) Sad Arizona to execute a vicious Moormann. No this isn't related to the Republican primaries  (azcentral.com) (51)


Sun February 26, 2012
(Wimp) Sappy This is weapons grade cute-tonium  (wimp.com) (17)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sappy Cutest pictures you'll see today of a grizzly bear cub hitching a ride on his momma's back  (dailymail.co.uk) (31)
(Seattle Times) Interesting A female high school Spanish teacher in Los Angeles was arrested after two male students said they had sex with her. Con usted lo golpeó foto  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (140)


Thu February 23, 2012
(ABC) Dumbass 'Bird Man' Jeb Corliss vows to continue base jumps even after his near death crash at Table Mountain. "That's so cute, hahaha," Corliss laughed when asked if he was now going to quit jumping  (abcnews.go.com) (74)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Sad President Obama once again caught on camera checking out an attractive woman  (buzzfeed.com) (142)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious Ellen DeGeneres is helping two British tutu shaking cousins to expend their 15 minutes of fame well beyond the point of ad nauseam, failing to realize that 'too cute' sucks the air out of a room. Get the hook (vid)  (bittenandbound.com) (51)


Mon February 20, 2012
(io9) Scary Aww, what a cute costume that little girl is wearing....OH DEAR LORD  (io9.com) (40)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Cool Ur kitteh can has typeface?  (buzzfeed.com) (47)


Wed February 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop the demise of our over-used meme and Fark cliché, Lootie. (So long, buddy, we're really gonna miss ya)  (imageshack.us) (85)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Hartford Courant) Sappy Cutest clip of a grizzly bear cub and a wolf cub playing together you'll see all day  (courant.com) (13)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Guardian) Amusing Falkland Islands newspaper editor calls Argentine President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner a biatch. With picture showing what the real issue might be  (guardian.co.uk) (78)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Cute girlfriend of New York Giants linebacker Greg Jones gets her own Super Bowl ring during post game celebration (w/video)  (dailymail.co.uk) (33)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Sappy 25 Most awkward cat sleeping positions. Beware of cuteness overload  (buzzfeed.com) (100)
(Discovery) Spiffy Can the players refrain from taking a bite out of the tasty piggy cheerleaders? Will the water dish be befouled? Can you stand the cuteness of it all? It's Puppy Bowl VIII, 3 PM ET on Animal Planet  (animal.discovery.com) (29)


Fri February 03, 2012
(KTLA) Scary "Yeah, fill 'er up and check the radiator Josés under the hood"  (ktla.com) (20)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Cool A look at how classic cereal boxes have changed over the years. The Lucky Charms Leprechaun was even creepier in 1963 than he is today  (buzzfeed.com) (333)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Washington Post) Fail New Gingrich ad suggests that America is headed down the same path as Cuba with their government-run inexpensive health care for all citizens. ¡Viva la Revolución  (washingtonpost.com) (129)
(YouTube) Video Cute chick can talk backwards. This is pretty ypeerc  (youtube.com) (66)
(The Atlantic) Interesting Oh, the cute manatees  (theatlantic.com) (14)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Seattle Weekly) Spiffy Irish distillery unveils 65% ABV version of poitin, hopes to export it to USA. "We want to bring Poitín out from the shadows and let Irish people have a national white spirit they can be proud of"  (blogs.seattleweekly.com) (60)

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