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140 headlines found matching 'Criminal law'
Fri October 20, 2017
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man accused of selling moonshine in Virginia and Tennessee caught with Fark party starter kit
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Tue October 17, 2017
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Somewhere, in the distance, Kevin Kline is seen murmuring to John Cleese, "You named your daughter after a car?"
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Fire chief, wife arrested after husband crashes motorcycle, wife interferes with investigation, follows husband to hospital, forces her way into ER, pulls out husband's IV, tosses his drawn blood into waste can, husband hits cop arresting wife. The Aristocrats
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Apparently top Trump bootlicker John Kelly instructed ICE agents and officials across the country to portray immigrants as criminals to justify raids
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
For nine years, the juvenile detention manager received 800 lbs of fajitas biweekly. Then one day he had a doctor's appointment when his order came in. "Um... we don't serve fajitas here"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Three women have been charged with stealing $7k worth of merchandise from Victoria's Secret. That's practically 12 pairs of underwear
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Sat October 14, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Woman who accused Nelly of rape drops criminal charges as if they were a month-old Band-Aid
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
ICE agents are under instructions to weigh competing priorities of law enforcement versus financial profit and to avoid properties that are not profitable enough for the federal government to justify seizing
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
According to internal emails, ICE agents couldn't find enough dangerous immigrants to fulfill Trump's fantasies, so they ended up arresting hundreds with no prior criminal records
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Sat October 07, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanctuary state? Sounds like you have lots of folks we might be interested in
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The Miami police department has arrested someone for running a parody Twitter account that made fun of the Miami police department
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Indiana Supreme Court: "Yes, we agree that the law is pants-on-head stupid, but seeing as it is the law, off to prison with you"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you thought taking the bus would stop you from police brutality during a traffic stop, think again
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The cup still had beer in it
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Protip for crazies if you're going to hold a hostage at gunpoint when you burglarize them: Always get your beauty sleep first
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts will not accept drugs as payment for a cup of coffee. Not even from Florida Man
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida to seek death penalty against killer clown. Considering the legal costs, that's just pound foolish, but Pennywise
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
In 2012 Donald Trump Jr. and Ivanka were about to be indicted for fraud when BAH GAWD THAT'S KASOWITZ'S DONATION MUSIC
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Arrr, check out me mugshot you buccaneers
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Does anyone know what the record is for number of DWI convictions? This man just got his 28th, and his mug shot seems to support the story
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Well, to be fair, the officer didn't actually say "Stop having sex in the back of the vehicle"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mueller: Don't mind us, Mr. President. We're making sure your eventual pardons will do absolutely nothing to stop our swift ball-kick of justice *glares silently into your soul*
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Conservatives, you might just be disappointed, new Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch could disappoint you with his stance on immigration. You will be disappoint
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Mon October 02, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson's lawyer calls Florida attorney general 'stupidest person on the planet'
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Egypt hunting down gay men and forcing anal exams before their trials
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after allegedly attacking officers with flaming broom
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Fri September 29, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi says OJ Simpson is not welcome in Florida
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
If you're thinking of importing a child sex doll from Hong Kong, a) you should get out more and b) you could end up in jail
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Thu September 28, 2017
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
You won't get jail time for DUI and driving 103 mph on the interstate if you're the mayor's wife
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Grab your paddle and crack open a Molson, the Mounties can no longer pinch Canadians for drunk canoeing
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Wed September 27, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Gentleman, you can't fight in here. This is the Empathy Tent
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Tue September 26, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Snek silently slithers through the bushes to lawyer up
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Your cop uncle is out of town. Do you 1. Wear his uniform to impress your girl | 2. Take his patrol car and pull over people | Spoiler Alert: Both
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(CBS News)
 
NewsFlash
 
If you have an erection lasting 21 months, seek relief in the prison shower
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
If the cops find three syringes in your vagina, along with an opioid pill wrapped in a $20 bill, you might as well try and forge your sister's signature on the arrest paperwork
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Thu September 21, 2017
(paNOW)
 
 
 
You've just boldly stolen some vodka. Do you drink some then cause a disturbance at the correctional centre?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prosecutors say Anthony Weiner deserves over two years in prison for having a minor strip naked and touch herself in video chats, but when pressed concede he does do a great Grumpy Cat impression
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Four University of Utah students spray paint BYU cougar statue in front of football stadium. And they would have gotten away with it too, if they didn't come back for selfies with their artwork
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Drug dealer's cunning plan to get back into jail to sell pot to inmates. Throw a rock at police cruiser: ✓ Get arrested: ✓ Tossed back in Jail: ✓ Pull 8 Kinder Eggs out of your ass while guards are watching: Surprise
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Family receives 7-figure settlement and cop gets jail time for negligence in man's drowning death. Why, *yes*, the victim was white
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Guy smuggling balloons full of meth into prison by swallowing them doesn't succeed, tries again
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Sun September 17, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
News: Four American women are victims of acid attack in France. Refreshing: Not terrorism, just some crazy lady
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Sat September 16, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Top vice cop busted stealing money from evidence lockers. If only there were some organization out there where honest citizens could band together and police the community. Maybe call it Citizens On Patrol or something
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Fri September 15, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Couple busted for filming themselves having sex in public library definitely looks like they have a librarian fetish
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
News: Child pornographer found guilty. Fark: He's a 17-year-old who sent out his own dick pics
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky man has truck stolen by US border patrol enforcing Mexican laws
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Thu September 14, 2017
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
In an effort to prove Hurricane Irma can't stop him, Florida Man goes to Massachusetts with no pants and a sex toy
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
A woman faces battery charges after deputies say she hit a man who did not want to have sex with her
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man threatens McDonald's staff with his penis in one hand and a knife in the other. Says he just wanted to have it his way
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Sat September 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pharma douche: "It was just a prank, bro." Prosecutors: "How about 'No'"
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Thu September 07, 2017
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Reporter arrested for "yelling" questions to HHS Secretary Tom Price has all charges dropped. Choice quote: "It may have been aggressive journalism"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Criminal charges? In my Trump administration? It's more likely than you think
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Wed September 06, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for cheesy behavior at Cheddars
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Tue September 05, 2017
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
12-year-old claims diplomatic immunity - Murtaugh getting too old for this shiat
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Prosecutors deny probing Schock's sexuality. Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Krazy Kris Kobach; "Obviously, most young Hispanics are gang bangers"
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
A nurse following a policy the hospital lawyers and police department agreed to regarding blood draws? You better bet that's an arrest. Hero tag is for the nurse
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Thu August 31, 2017
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds". Wait, what KIND of snow? And why is this kid asking me for $2?
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Wed August 30, 2017
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
You won't get too far when you rob and kidnap an undercover officer during a drug sting
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Tue August 29, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The old, "It wasn't prostitution because I was filming the sex act which makes it protected by free speech laws" doesn't fly in Arizona
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man tries to carjack three football players. With mugshot goodness
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ohio judge ambushed, shoots back. Shooter was the dad of one of the Steubenville football rape guys
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
For the last time, pal - breaking into the church to get naked and drink the sacramental wine night is Tuesday, not Monday
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
"To pull off the heist, one of the suspects drilled a hole in the ATM and filled it with gasoline, while the second suspect placed a fuse into the ATM and detonated the cash machine"
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Thu August 17, 2017
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Protesters in Atlanta vandalize statue during vigil. Fark: It's actually a peace monument that has nothing to do with glorifying the confederacy
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
If you don't want the police to find your drug operation, don't put your alligator in the hotel swimming pool
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Wed August 16, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Near as I can figure, there's only one way to know what cocaine smells like. And these cops say they know what cocaine smells like
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Jacksonville Beach police use 3 Tasers, baton, 4 handcuffs to arrest bar customer (Video? Yep)
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Tue August 15, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Porn movie secretly filmed in a Catholic church did not break Dutch law, judge says
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chewbacca mauls worker at Australian ski resort, is promptly apprehended by the Empire
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Red Bull may give you wings, but it also gives you the strength to break the glass doors of a convenience store when the clerk locks you and your 12-year-old inside for shoplifting
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man sentenced to 6 years in prison for accidental discharge in a strip club. Fark Bonus Points: taking a selfie with a gun
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Suspect admits to doing meth and throwing rocks at cars believing 'the purge' was happening
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Man caught masturbating in park blames groundhog
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Defendant acquitted in case where two Minneapolis officers forgot to turn on their body cams before punching and tazing him. Unfortunately for them, security cameras caught the whole thing
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Teacher of the year sentenced for hosting teen sex parties. No really; he was actually teacher of the year
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"We're really going to jail for this?"
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Wed August 09, 2017
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Trump should command all prosecutors, other attorneys and investigators to explicitly identify what precise statute(s) or regulation(s) has allegedly been violated
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Tue August 08, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Former school bus driver charged with sex, drugs. No word on rock n' roll
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(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Couple conspires to rob adult store then she fingers him as suspect, warrant says". Subby is certain he didn't enjoy it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The ACLU and the SLPC apparently got ahold of an HBOGo password and watched some old John Oliver episodes as they file suit against a pretrial services company that kept people in jail even after they'd posted bail unless they paid thousands in fees
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Holding a raccoon? Betting on an election? Adultery? They're crimes that can get you jail in Utah
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Mon August 07, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queens man's mom doubts he could take stolen "huge ass turtle" to train station by bus
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Even the most liberal of cities have turned fascist in 'Murica
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Fri August 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
A pastor, a state trooper and a convicted sex offender walk into a police station...because they were some of the more than 1,000 people arrested this month as part of a nationwide sex-trafficking sting
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News' Jeanine Pirro, who was at one point an actual judge and a prosecutor, warned that, should prosecutors indict a Trump family member on criminal charges, there will be "a real uprising in this country"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's like a year's worth of "after school specials" about bad life choices crammed into a single headline: "Principal-turned-stripper gets 32 years for killing cop in DUI"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
An incident involving a red-haired girl and a cucumber escalates into assault on a police officer
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Do not have sex with a minor. If you have sex with a minor, do not secretly record it. If you secretly record it, do not share it with her best friend who will post it online. Also, do not have sex with a minor
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Marion Knight indicted for making threats against the director of Straight Out of Compton
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Remove your news article about that hacker or your website will be DDoSed even harder." "Are you that hacker?" "What? No, why would you think that, I'm just some anonymous concerned citizen, now remove it or I will bomb you"
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Wed August 02, 2017
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
You find a set of keys outside a car dealership. You turn them in, expecting a reward, but they refuse. The logical thing to do is A) shrug it off and be on your way, B) call them cheap bastards, or C) punch one of their cars and smear feces on it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In the wake of video showing officers planting evidence, Baltimore is having to dismiss dozens of felony cases. Bonus: There's another video of different cops planting evidence
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby loses yet another lawyer in his sexual assault trial
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Mon July 31, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
$590,000 worth of iPhones stolen from a moving truck. Apple has blocked the full dozen IMEI numbers
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Sat July 29, 2017
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
When you're old and at a senior citizens home, you can still run your own business. Even if it includes cocaine and black tar heroin
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
Boobies
 
Uniformed Hooters waitress busted
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Thu July 27, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teen who falsely claimed she was raped could face 32 years in prison
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Wed July 26, 2017
(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
It wasn't me, it was the one-armed, machete-wielding clown
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Mining Gazette)
 
 
 
Guys working on a bridge work crew are being assaulted by idiots who think they aren't working fast enough
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"While in the back of a patrol car on Interstate 80, a suspect stripped off his clothes then defecated and ate his own feces, spitting them at Richmond officers"
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg, I heard you like felons
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Sat July 22, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
...and riding a bicycle on a a sidewalk
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Thu July 20, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
"Sampson told authorities she tried to set the house on fire to kill her girlfriend but denied threatening her girlfriend with a hunting knife"
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Digg)
 
 
 
Cop films himself planting evidence at crime scene (with video)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
ICE chief readies national sanctuary city crackdown
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Greg Gianforte, the guy who beat up a reporter for asking him a question the day before Montana elected him to Congress, is objecting to being treated as criminal and is refusing to show up for fingerprinting and getting a mugshot
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
CSX gets railroaded
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(WABE Atlanta)
 
 
 
Lithuanian phishing scammer scammed over $100 million from two big US tech firms. How big are they? Let's just say that he's being extradited to the US despite the President not knowing where Lithuania is
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A lot of people believe cops can get away with murder, especially when the victims are black. But apparently, shooting a teenager with an AR-15 while he's driving away from a noisy party (while your bodycam is recording) is going too far, even in Texas
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keebler Elf wants police to seize more cash for their budgets, better cookie ovens in his tree
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Fri July 14, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kushner is down one lawyer, Donny Two Scoops hires another and a Hawaii judge says the family limits in the travel ban are bunk. It's time to watch Rachel Maddow and Richard Engel on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
You might have smoked too much pot if you show up at the ER seeking medical help while hauling a trash bag full of pot. Just sayin'
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Trying to chew your way through the recording equipment in the back of the patrol car is not going to convince the officers of your innocence
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Thu July 13, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Do you want day-drinking? Because I'm pretty sure this is how you get day-drinking
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When busted for drugs, don't ask for them back
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
You've made some strange choices in life if you're caught sneaking into LSU stadium with a prostitute by climbing a mechanical ladder
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Wed July 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian Mint: "Why did we make the world's purest and largest gold bullion coin? Because we can." Really ballsy thieves: "Challenge accepted." German police: "We got this." Canadian Mint: "Where's the damn coin?" Really ballsy thieves: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Tue July 11, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man and Florida Woman having sex in public at 3 AM were not happy to be caught in act by cop
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. is getting terrible legal advice
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Mon July 10, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked Instagram model arrested after police tussle (Not safe for work)
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Armed man in his sixties trips, is arrested during chase. Wait, he's 25 but looks 60 (with mugshot)
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Dumbass: Woman runs up tons of debt, then decides to kill off husband for insurance money. Oops: Husband forgot to change paperwork, his ex-wife gets money
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Fri July 07, 2017
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Let's meet one of the runners-up in the contest for 'Worst Former Subway Employee'
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
Study finds that closing marijuana dispensaries results in higher crime rates. Apparently amotivational syndrome is real, at least for criminals
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Welfare scandal in Jersey nets more scammers. This means rich people should get huge tax cuts and health care is bad
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe still hates due process
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Wed July 05, 2017
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for screaming at cops, resisting arrest, inciting a riot and blocking traffic. Let's review the video, shall we?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
9 women arrested in prostitution sting (with mugshots). Warning: slimeshow
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Cory Booker's plan to reduce the prison population won't work, as you can't just reverse mass incarceration
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
The coffee wars between 7-Eleven and Village Pantry have reached new heights. BONUS: breaking and entering, public indecency, and a TASER-ing
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
A prostitution deal gone bad involved a stabbing, two dollars in quarters, edible panties and a 70-year-old man
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum is so desperate to prove Trump won the popular vote and that voter fraud was a problem he wants to see Secretaries of State run sting operations to find out the truth. He fails to realize that idea is a major felony
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
One would think a cop with over two decades of service would realize the hooker he's picking up was under police surveillance. Must have been thinking with the little head (or the Florida head)
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Accused thief hits 18 unlocked vehicles in Lititz, makes off with (among other things) Tic Tacs, dog treats and wet wipes
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Wed June 28, 2017
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Man drives car onto Mizzou basketball court, leaves skidmarks. Much like Mizzou's entrance into the SEC
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(Kingsport Times News)
 
 
 
Step 1. Recover dropped diamond ring. Step 2. Stash diamond ring in rectum. Step 3. profit. Unplanned step 4. Arrested. Ring returned to owner
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Tip: if you're traveling with a load of stolen guns you're hoping to trade for meth, the probation and parole office parking lot is not a wise place to fall asleep in your car
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Mon June 26, 2017
(KY3 Springfield)
 
Weeners
 
Substitute teacher in Missouri found that teacher/student sex laws also apply to substitutes
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Sun June 25, 2017
(All Africa)
 
 
 
Today in Turnabout Is Fair Play: American man jailed for scamming $500,000 out of Nigerians
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