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409 headlines found matching 'Crime'
Mon September 25, 2017
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not handing over your pin? You better believe that's a terrorism charge
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Too pretty to go to prison. New hotness: Too bright to go to prison
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
If the cops find three syringes in your vagina, along with an opioid pill wrapped in a $20 bill, you might as well try and forge your sister's signature on the arrest paperwork
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cannibal family admits to killing and eating 30 people over 18 years. One of their victims was a clown who did taste a bit funny. I'll let myself out
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Authorities shocked people would steal defibrillators from a shopping mall. Two men and one defibrillator have been charged
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Fri September 22, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Gas station worker suspended after shooting robbery suspect. "I felt the need to protect myself. I'm sick and tired of being a sitting duck"
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Thu September 21, 2017
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Arson suspect who set himself on fire is charged with burning personal property. The stupid, it burns
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
I know we make fun of these people, but in reality, she took a minor possession charge to help arrest two armed robbers. Hero, I say
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Man caught stealing from Home Depot escapes from police by completing the redneck triathalon - driving his truck into a lake, swimming across and then running across the Interstate
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(Metro)
 
 
 
France may soon surrender to wolf-whistling ban
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(paNOW)
 
 
 
You've just boldly stolen some vodka. Do you drink some then cause a disturbance at the correctional centre?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prosecutors say Anthony Weiner deserves over two years in prison for having a minor strip naked and touch herself in video chats, but when pressed concede he does do a great Grumpy Cat impression
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Wed September 20, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Facebook is very, very sorry they were caught selling ads to Nazis, racists, Russians, Slaanesh, the Thule Society, the World Crime League, the Dark Overlords of the Universe, Hydra, Thulsa Doom, and Lincoln F. Sternn, and promise not to do it again
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're one of the most wanted criminals in the country, do not post your current location on Instagram
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Four University of Utah students spray paint BYU cougar statue in front of football stadium. And they would have gotten away with it too, if they didn't come back for selfies with their artwork
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
White person who painted WHITE POWER and swastikas all over the neighborhood will not be charged with a crime
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
White supremacist arrested without incident after murdering two black men
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Mon September 18, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof wishes he had a white supremacist lawyer and not one of these horrible Jewish lawyers. How can I be declared innocent of killing a church full of black people with a Jewish lawyer? I need a creepy racist lawyer with a bowl cut
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman with a gun, threatening to shoot herself? Don't worry, the Florida Police are there to help with that
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Police to armed robbers of Boost Mobile: "Where you at?"
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mueller obtained a warrant for Facebook accounts associated with the Russian interference investigation. Meaning, he proved to a judge that there is reason to believe a crime has been committed
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A large number of mentally unbalanced people in garish white face makeup plan to march on Washington today. It's almost like a posse of insane clowns or something
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOJ decides police departments have been scrutinized enough
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Like father, like son
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tired of Conservative trolls and white supremacists getting all the attention, anti-abortion protestors decide to storm clinic waiting rooms
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Fri September 15, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Iceland's government collapses due to pedophile. Hmmm, must have been a load-bearing pervert
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Iceland, you can get your civil rights, or "honor" restored after a conviction if three people are willing to write a letter vouching for you. But if you are a pedophile, and one of the letters is from the PM's dad, it might collapse a government
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Couple busted for filming themselves having sex in public library definitely looks like they have a librarian fetish
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky man has truck stolen by US border patrol enforcing Mexican laws
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Thu September 14, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Protip: If you hear moaning coming from the bedroom of your estranged wife, just let it go
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You have to acknowledge you are guilty of a crime in order to accept a pardon, so if Trump wants to pardon himself and his children, they have to admit they committed a crime. If a prosecutor were ballsy enough, Joe's refusal to admit guilt is problematic for him
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
I'se the b'y that builds the boat / and I'se the b'y that sails her / and e's the b'y that stole some chicken an' jammed it down 'is ferks, lord tunderin'
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
This is Bonnie and Clyde. This is Bonnie and Clyde on meth. Any questions?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Washington DC filled with thousands of people of dubious moral standing. Also, ICP is holding an event
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Salt Lake mayor: "At least 6 separate policies were broken in arrest of nurse who wasn't breaking any"
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man, the Ents are pissed in Georgia these days
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Police seek ring of bank card skimmers who were apparently extras in Avatar
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
To no one's surprise, this was not Ms. Quackenbush's first time playing The Division
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
The widow of the Indian man murdered in Kansas in February anti-immigrant hate crime now faces deportation from US
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What's wrong, have you never seen a man in a bra before?
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Someone paints a statue of Columbus's hands with red paint. Police are calling it a hate crime. Fifteenth century Italian community reportedly shaken, worried
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Phrenology is back in vogue. This article has the brainpan of a stage coach tilter
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Car thieves steal U-Haul trailer with coffin containing dead guy inside. Seems like somebody was going real cheap on the hearse
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Is it still a "warning shot" if it hits them in the leg? Asking for a friend
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
That's no way to treat the Destroyer of Worlds
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man threatens McDonald's staff with his penis in one hand and a knife in the other. Says he just wanted to have it his way
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Equifax just might not have enough insurance coverage to cover financial losses from their ooppsie. Chapter 11 it is, then
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Librarian who was arrested and charged with assaulting a police officer for defending a man's freedom of speech found not guilty. Librarian celebrates like all good librarians do: with a good bottle of scotch
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pharma douche: "It was just a prank, bro." Prosecutors: "How about 'No'"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
California: Remember how we were told that making marijuana an above-board business would shut down illegal growers? About that
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Thu September 07, 2017
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Shoot Out at the Taco Bell
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Breitbart contacts FBI about a DDoS attack. FBI investigates, finds it's a malfunctioning ad network on Breitbart. Damned globalist ads
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
The affidavit didn't state what kind of shoes she threw at the deputy's patrol vehicle, before kicking the bumper, jumping on the hood and extending her middle finger
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Reporter arrested for "yelling" questions to HHS Secretary Tom Price has all charges dropped. Choice quote: "It may have been aggressive journalism"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Gas station employees in Milwaukee are fed up with daily raids from juvenile thieves. One clerk gets mad and locks them inside (with video)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Texas woman goes full Thelma and Louise after getting arrested for shoplifting. Never go full Thelma and Louise
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
John Keil, who led the team that created McGruff the Crime Dog and voiced the character, dies at 94 - or 13 dog years
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Ministry of It's For Your Own Good, Citizen cracks down on dad for c) teaching his kids how to use public transit
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Criminal charges? In my Trump administration? It's more likely than you think
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Wed September 06, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man causes $2,000 in damages to 7-Eleven after being told he couldn't use the phone. What did he do, burn it to the ground?
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Tue September 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It turns out the man whose body was found stabbed, wrapped in a tarp and chained to a cinder block is the son of a mobster. Authorities have not ruled out foul play
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
12-year-old claims diplomatic immunity - Murtaugh getting too old for this shiat
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Florida Man performed sex act on woman "in front of families and children" at Clearwater beach
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
What started with a report of stolen leaf blowers and a pickup truck getaway vehicle ends with a stolen truck crashing into a house, a woman throwing her kid into a random passing car, and the male driver swallowing a bunch of heroin
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
New Wisconsin bill would strip repeat drunk drivers of their licenses for ten years
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Mon September 04, 2017
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"Patriot Fire" blogger and a few fans decide to "tour" San Diego's historic Chicano Park and its murals and have a "Patriot Picnic"; complain the city "should not fund subversive revolutionary anti-American art on public land"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that patient who nearly had his blood drawn without consent? Well, he's also an officer, and his department is hailing the nurse a hero. Get your popcorn ready
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Sun September 03, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
No, Mom, we did not barricade ourselves naked inside the church because we were 'fearless'. It was spice, I mean spicy food. Thats it. Now bail us out
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Fire ALL the cops
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police officer who arrested nurse for the crime of reading the hospital's blood draw policy may face charges. In other news pigs seen flying nearby, a snowball is seen in hell, and the Cubs win the World Series. Oh wait
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(Independent)
 
 
 
An armed society may not be so polite
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Krazy Kris Kobach; "Obviously, most young Hispanics are gang bangers"
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To the fainting couches: Attorney General Jeff Sessions's claim that a violent crime wave is sweeping the nation gets four Pinocchios from WaPo's Fact Checker
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Refuse to take blood from an unconscious patient without a warrant? You better believe that's a out-of-control arrestin'. Bonus: the victim RN was an Olympian
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(New Haven Independent)
 
 
 
But it was the note the suspect allegedly handed to the teller - reading "This is a robbery, give me 5,000 nobody gets shot." - "The opposite side of the note appeared to be a payroll stub," the warrant says
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
You remember the white guy who opened fire on a crowd at Charlottesville and was arrested several days later? Yeah, turns out he's Imperial Wizard of the Confederate White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. This is my shocked face
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Of course, stealing a $250,000 stamp collection has no better justification than the owner's a "mean" woman
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
A nurse following a policy the hospital lawyers and police department agreed to regarding blood draws? You better bet that's an arrest. Hero tag is for the nurse
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston Police Chief says he won't tolerate criminals and looters taking advantage of people during Hurricane Harvey. That behavior is reserved for motels, stores and gas stations
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Thu August 31, 2017
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
You can jump into the ocean to outrun the cops, but the sharks will find you. And so will the cops
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Stupid: Deciding to rob a bar. Full Retard: Robbing a bar full of police officers who are celebrating a coworker's retirement. The Baltimore Sun is there
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller teams up with New York's Attorney General to expand probe. In unrelated news, Trump can't pardon state crimes
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
You won't get too far when you rob and kidnap an undercover officer during a drug sting
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Tue August 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's appointee to Department of Energy claims it wasn't him who called Obama's mom a porn actress and whore on website, it was actually result of 'cyber attacks and internet crimes' committed against him
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Don't do meth. Meth causes you to make bad decisions, like calling the cops to complain about the quality of meth you just bought
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NH authorities are currently searching for an escaped inmate. The suspect is described as six feet tall and looks like someone threw 42 gallons of motor oil at him through a screen door
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Wow, that $5 a month really adds up quickly
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Son of TV's Frank, better known to some of you as Patton Oswalt, has a new standup special coming to Netflix on October 17th
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man charged with robbing magazine salesman is looking at time, maybe even life
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Mon August 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump reiterates how much he hates American farmers
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
That Arpaio pardon? Yeah, it's an impeachable offense
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Shot dead teen found in the back of Akron police cruiser. Shot was heard after three arrested teens were placed in three separate police cruisers. This week on Unsolved Mysteries
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Sat August 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dancing in the wreckage of a burglarized home and criticizing the victim's fashion choices is no to go through life, officers
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(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Driver hits three pedestrians. Guess who's charged with a crime. Difficulty: Louisiana
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Dominatrix freed on short leash in extortion case
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Fri August 25, 2017
(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
CAT-4 hurricane about to swamp millions? Perfect time to pardon Sheriff Joe too
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Amazon's hit clothing brand for kids is a crime against taste and childhood. Apparently doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'hit'
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake feels the wrath of Trump, tries to make nice with the monster
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Well there's a weapon you don't see used that often in an attempted robbery
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Who do you believe?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Blubbering Nazi hopefully about to get something to actually cry about
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Wed August 23, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Once again, a carjacking is foiled by the world's most effective automotive anti-theft device: the manual transmission
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"I served with Mongo. I knew Mongo. Mongo was a friend of mine. Sir, you are no Mongo"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Headless torso found near topless beach
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
It's never a good idea to make a terror threat on your high school via social media
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you've bought avocados on Facebook, they were probably stolen. In other news, people buy produce on Facebook
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man tries to carjack three football players. With mugshot goodness
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
For the last time, pal - breaking into the church to get naked and drink the sacramental wine night is Tuesday, not Monday
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Sun August 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas cop gives free unsolicited legal advice for dealing with people wanting to pull down Confederate statues. It's okay to shoot and kill them as long as it's after sundown
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Author writes a book called "The Guilty Secret" about a writer who commits a string of murders and is never caught So, guess what just happened
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Sat August 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Band of bobbies in Merseyside UK hit the big time with a fab drug bust, nabbing £530,000 cash and 12kg in gear
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Thieves steal 20 tons of Nutella. Crooks are believed to be armed and morbidly obese
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Mother doesn't report boyfriend molesting her 6-year-old daughter because A) she isn't aware of it, B) she fears for their safety, or C) she has a 'hectic work schedule'
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
"Twin Peaks" and "Z Nation" actor beats up his girlfriend for not getting him Kool-Aid before she went to work. Also noteworthy is there is a business called "420 Lingerie" in Washington State
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In one tweet Trump spread fake history, libeled an American hero, and signaled a willingness - even eagerness - to commit war crimes. Ta da
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Thu August 17, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump business partner Felix Sater has reportedly told his family he thinks he's headed to prison, and that the President is too. and as a "former" member of the Gambino crime family and Russian mob, if anybody can sense when the jig is up, it's him
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Wed August 16, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Pulling a knife on a guy who sets up shop in America after fleeing the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in his homeland is probably not a great career-criminal move
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work, unless a drunk woman bites your lure and swims away (with mugshot)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The link between hate crimes and domestic violence
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Respect for law has broken down" says man who evaded legal consequences for perjury
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Near as I can figure, there's only one way to know what cocaine smells like. And these cops say they know what cocaine smells like
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Roman Polanski puts down his beer in an attempt to catch Bill Cosby's record
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(Yellowhammer News)
 
 
 
Sign this woman up for the show Naked and Afraid
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New study says higher concentrations of streetlights do not guarantee your safety, or affect your chances of an anal probe
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Jacksonville Beach police use 3 Tasers, baton, 4 handcuffs to arrest bar customer (Video? Yep)
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Tue August 15, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Stripper from Tampa thought his partner was a cannibal, so he stabbed him in the eyes
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Porn movie secretly filmed in a Catholic church did not break Dutch law, judge says
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chewbacca mauls worker at Australian ski resort, is promptly apprehended by the Empire
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Suspect your girlfriend is cheating? Can probably be resolved with a carjacking, home burglary, multiple auto thefts, an arson, 100 miles per hour police chase, vandalism, and at least four shootings
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Red Bull may give you wings, but it also gives you the strength to break the glass doors of a convenience store when the clerk locks you and your 12-year-old inside for shoplifting
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man sentenced to 6 years in prison for accidental discharge in a strip club. Fark Bonus Points: taking a selfie with a gun
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Suspect admits to doing meth and throwing rocks at cars believing 'the purge' was happening
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Father. Of. The. Year
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Mon August 14, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paraplegic mother of Charlottesville Nazi killer called 911 multiple times for his violence against her
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Man caught masturbating in park blames groundhog
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Defendant acquitted in case where two Minneapolis officers forgot to turn on their body cams before punching and tazing him. Unfortunately for them, security cameras caught the whole thing
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
O.J. Simpson's getaway Bronco is up for sale
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Resident comes home from a trip and finds that someone has broken into their house and stol...uh wait, cleaned the place up and left. Police to soon release sketch of suspect, bald male wearing white shirt and pants
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"We're really going to jail for this?"
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Five member white-supremacist gang arrested with hundreds of pages of American Nazi Family propaganda, meth, and weapons. In other news, these people think they're the 'master race.' Let that sink in for a moment. Take all the time you need
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Like lots of other terrible ideas, civil asset forfeiture goes back to medieval times
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Bud's Broiler robber ditches bra, takes cash
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese, where a kid can be a kid, and a father can kick a 6-year-old for picking up his tokens
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
Cleveland lawyer who attempted "Breaking Bad" money laundering scam with Federal informant denied appeal. He'll make a great Cinnabon manager when he's paroled
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(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Couple conspires to rob adult store then she fingers him as suspect, warrant says". Subby is certain he didn't enjoy it
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
You've just committed armed robbery. The best way to throw police off of your trail is: C) enter the police station and report a robbery at the store you just robbed
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Holding a raccoon? Betting on an election? Adultery? They're crimes that can get you jail in Utah
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It makes no sense for so many European countries to take so much time off in the summer when those are the nicest months to get things done
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Mon August 07, 2017
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Radio host blames deputies for ruining his life and career, for arresting him over such petty things as domestic assault and child abuse
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queens man's mom doubts he could take stolen "huge ass turtle" to train station by bus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Dark Web has some good qualities, besides just cookies
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Winning the presidency is the worst thing that could have happened to Donald Trump, as now all of his financial crimes are being investigated because "they're faster to prosecute"
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Sun August 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fugitive so dislikes the mugshot police posted on Facebook that he turns himself in so they'll take it down
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rod Rosenstein continues to show he actually has a spine by confirming Mueller can investigate ANY crime uncovered as part of the investigation. Someone might need to tell Trump what brought down Capone
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Stay tuned, there's more coming': Ex-FBI agent says Mueller investigation is blowing up fast
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Norgren told authorities he was a Sasquatch from a family of Sasquatches. The appellate judges said that's enough to show he had a break from reality, and his waiver of Miranda rights was not knowing and intelligent
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Sat August 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump can't be impeached because that would hurt a lot of conservatives' feelings
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Fri August 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
A pastor, a state trooper and a convicted sex offender walk into a police station...because they were some of the more than 1,000 people arrested this month as part of a nationwide sex-trafficking sting
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
On the mean streets of Seattle, there can be only one way to clean up crime. And since this is Seattle, that way is 'send in more Starbucks'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fresh off Donny TwoScoops' shiat list, Sessions decides to threaten sanctuary cities
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
First of all, don't sexually abuse kids. Also, don't text people about it about if you do. And if you do text people about it, don't do it in a supersized font. On an airplane. In front of the woman who's taking pictures of your screen as evidence
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
An incident involving a red-haired girl and a cucumber escalates into assault on a police officer
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal 7-Eleven hot dogs that have been rolling for a week, don't post the video on social media
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Do not have sex with a minor. If you have sex with a minor, do not secretly record it. If you secretly record it, do not share it with her best friend who will post it online. Also, do not have sex with a minor
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Noseless man who swam across river while high on meth pleads guilty to assaulting the police officer who rescued him. Why yes, this did happen in Saskatoon, how did you guess?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Researcher who stopped WannaCry ransomware was detained by the FBI after Def Con
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Cops recover car stolen from couple in their 80s, tell them it's being held for "evidence," then try to auction it. Too bad we don't arrest criminals like that in this country
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man threatens to stick Home Depot employee with needle, surprising police with his ability to find an actual Home Depot employee
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Wed August 02, 2017
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Somehow, I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through
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(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
Judge tosses evidence after camera records cops brainstorming story to justify traffic stop
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
You find a set of keys outside a car dealership. You turn them in, expecting a reward, but they refuse. The logical thing to do is A) shrug it off and be on your way, B) call them cheap bastards, or C) punch one of their cars and smear feces on it
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Good cinderblocks make good neighbors
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Philadelphia police search for baby formula thief wearing Cowboys hat because that is a crime in Pennsylvania. Everybody knows you gotta wear a Pirates hat, a Phillies Hat, a Stillers Hat. But never a Cowboys hat
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Booster, aka Uber for Gas Stations, raises $20M in startup funds because venture capitalists don't want to touch gas pumps used by filthy plebs
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Good Reads)
 
 
 
Old school Farker Aeonite (Fark logo, Fark tags, Ninjaburger guy) has a giveaway going on Goodreads to win a copy of his novel, Blackbird
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"It started with a fight over a hedgehog. It ended with a Greenacres man pushing a wheelchair with a baseball bat and a machete"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Break out the corn dogs; Michele Bachmann says the hate crimes hotline is a "violation of the separation of church and state"
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Mon July 31, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
$590,000 worth of iPhones stolen from a moving truck. Apple has blocked the full dozen IMEI numbers
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(LEO Affairs)
 
 
 
Cop vs. Cop, who wins?
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
You know how it is: you're planning to commit armed robbery and you just can't find a sitter for your child, so of course your only option is to bring them along with you
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Magic: The Gathering. Serious business
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Sat July 29, 2017
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
When you're old and at a senior citizens home, you can still run your own business. Even if it includes cocaine and black tar heroin
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
DC police freaking out after discovering a group of officers have been wearing white supremacist regalia to court appearances. Apparently they did not see this coming
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump actively helping violent gangs
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Trump: Mystery cop is biker who can fix Chicago crime in 'couple of days'
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Long Island Police Department: Trump is wrong, you do not beat up suspects
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
Boobies
 
Uniformed Hooters waitress busted
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Thu July 27, 2017
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When stealing a car, make sure it's not a police car with a police officer in it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teen who falsely claimed she was raped could face 32 years in prison
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(CounterPunch)
 
 
 
Whether the head of the Trump Administration's Justice Department enjoys being the architect of a police state or is just painfully, criminally clueless, Sessions has done a great job thus far of sidestepping the Constitution at every turn
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Wed July 26, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Some French teenagers spend their summer vacations on the Côte d'Azur or the Alps. Others come to New Jersey and break into cars
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
It wasn't me, it was the one-armed, machete-wielding clown
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Car found wrapped in plastic and buried 16 years after owner reported it stolen in insurance scam. Kids were using it for a dirt bike jump. Why yes it has Oklahoma plates
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(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Peace officer attempts to detain a teenager for the crime of Mowing While Black, which in Texas is probably a real crime
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Law enforcement on full alert as 8,000 meth heads prepare to converge on Oklahoma City
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(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
Topless woman arrested by sandwich police
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Panhandler's sign: "Too ugly to strip, but will let you cuss at me for a dollar." Shootings are 25 cents extra
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"My future is bright. No drugs in sight." Yeah, wrong on both counts
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Men arrested trying to buy drugs. Dumbass tag: At a police station from a police officer
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(Mining Gazette)
 
 
 
Guys working on a bridge work crew are being assaulted by idiots who think they aren't working fast enough
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The first rule of Fish Club is: You do not talk about Fish Club. The second rule of Fish Club is: You do not talk about Fish Club
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
How to use Trump Tower, other luxury high-rises to clean dirty money, run an international crime syndicate, propel failed real estate developer into the White House
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has another go at Sessions, wonders why he isn't investigating all Hillary's crimes
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
By doing this, Saudi Arabia hopes to head off future offenses
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Number Two in the Ukrainian Navy that pretty much let Russia roll in and over the Crimean Peninsula? Let's just say he's now deputy chief of Russia's Baltic Fleet. "He's now deputy chief of Russia's Baltic Fleet"
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Naked and chasing seagulls is no way to go through...actually, strike that. That doesn't sound like a bad life at all
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy described by police as "flashy" cuts off his ankle monitor the day after being charged with stealing a car and steals another one, making it his fourth arrest for car theft in six weeks. I predict a bright future for this young man
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember how Norway's humane prisons could never work in the U.S. because of Reasons? The ideas behind humane prisons have been implemented in one U.S. state as a cost cutting measure, and seems to work rather well. Just saying
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Jackass in a Transformers mask wielding a fake gun tries to rob a Starbucks. Met by a stubborn barista and an angry older guy. Tag for the old guy's awesome beat down
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Woman stumbles upon bicyclist being beaten with a small club by a man driving a truck, who promptly drives away. Difficulty: Canada
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jada Pinkett Smith admits she was a drug dealer when she met Tupac
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(CBC)
 
 
 
...and riding a bicycle on a a sidewalk
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Notice the words "fake," "dishonest" or "lying" aren't used in this Tweet
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Teen protip: if you're going to egg cyclists from your car, try not to pick competitive mountain bikers who might chase after you. Especially if they're cops on their lunch break. And FFS not if you have weed in the car
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Holy crap video of janitor sparking massive fire with his walk behind floor scrubber
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Fri July 21, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
🎵 There she is, Miss Conjugal Visitation 🎵
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Police now pursuing charges against five teens who filmed a man in Florida, just to watch him drown
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marcia Marcia Marcia! Nobody ever arrests Marcia
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
You and your friend come across a man struggling in a pond, obviously in distress, so naturally you A) call for assistance, B) try to find a way to help get him to shore, or C) laugh and film him as he drowns
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Thu July 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I can only walk 20 to 50 meters at a time. Pay me." "I can't walk on uneven ground. Pay me." "I suffer pain when walking long distances and need to sit down every 20 minutes. Pay me." ... "Oops, you probably shouldn't have seen that"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a touch of good news in the world of our divided politics, Kamala Harris and Rand Paul write this editorial together about reducing the prison population. Don't abandon hope just yet, my friends
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Makers of coming Justice League movie unveil new Batmobile with enough firepower to wipe out a small nation
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Husband set to join wife in prison for child sex crimes. Shouldn't the guards put a stop to that?
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Man with machete fights man with garbage can. Winner takes on the winner of the tire iron-vs.-bag of dog poo bracket, while it's a bye week for the guy with the gun
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Digg)
 
 
 
Cop films himself planting evidence at crime scene (with video)
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Man robs doughnut store twice in one week. Truly, there can be no cruller crime
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
3 undiscovered Bacon works found, proving he was in more than just Footloose
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
ICE chief readies national sanctuary city crackdown
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(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
Notorious 86-year-old jewel thief who had decades of stealing valuable gems has been arrested stealing from Walmart. Oh, how the mighty have fallen
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Once again, dudes: do NOT send unsolicited dick picks to anyone. Especially a judge
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Greg Gianforte, the guy who beat up a reporter for asking him a question the day before Montana elected him to Congress, is objecting to being treated as criminal and is refusing to show up for fingerprinting and getting a mugshot
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Crackdown proposed on bikini baristas. Look, if they're showing that, the bikini isn't doing anything
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Don't leave your cell phone and keys behind when robbing the Quick Stop
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Officer praised for buying a bike for a guy who'd had his stolen is arrested for taking cash from people he pulled over
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Don't worry, it's legal because she didn't have a permit to operate
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(Fond du Lac Reporter)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Police subdue naked man, accidentally light him on fire"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
CSX gets railroaded
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keebler Elf wants police to seize more cash for their budgets, better cookie ovens in his tree
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Half Scoop get arrested? Will Trust Fund C-3PO shiat bricks? Will Donnie Two Scoops just pardon everyone? Will his lawyers hunker in the Manafort? THIS is your Trump administration rumor/speculation thread (~5pm shoe drop)
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell: I'm bored with the Cheatriots. Time to give the Cowgirls some love
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
For you farkers who kept saying wake me up when the GOP starts caring about Russia - your 6 AM courtesy call has just arrived
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Janet Yellen: measured, cautious, her every word chosen to avoid unintended consequences. And then along came Trump
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Truck Function in Junction, what's your function? "Getting caught on wires and shuttin' down the city"
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Sun July 16, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Martin Landau has passed. His missions included "North by Northwest," "Space:1999," "Ed Wood," and "Crimes and Misdemeanors." This headline will self-destruct in 10 seconds
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated
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Sat July 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So who thought that peace with Farc would lead to lower cocaine production?
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(Scranton Times-Tribune)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizen is only arrested after chasing after police car and that is when cops found the methamphetamine salts
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police help man escape his obsessive girlfriend, so she chases the police car that's taking him somewhere safe
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
TV station tweets photo of Black Lives Matter activist next to headline "Would-be robber arrives early at banks to find doors locked" ... which is pretty much par for the course for Idaho and Sinclair Broadcast Group
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dem Rep. Ted Lieu: If Trump Jr.'s Russia meeting had been a drug deal he'd be guilty of conspiracy
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
It's great to aspire to something, Florida Man, but 'skull-faced comic book level villain' is probably not a good goal
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(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Here in my wagon / I don't feel safest at all / I don't have any doors / It's the only way to live / In wagons
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Racist, bankrupt aristocrat jailed for 12 weeks for offering £5,000 for someone to 'accidentally' run over Gina Miller, the campaigner whose court fight forced the government to consult parliament before triggering the Brexit process
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Rule #1 of bank robbery: Check the opening times
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
People who have never had to worry about getting in trouble for the crimes they commit still don't understand how truly f*cked they are? No shiat?
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
You might have smoked too much pot if you show up at the ER seeking medical help while hauling a trash bag full of pot. Just sayin'
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Trying to chew your way through the recording equipment in the back of the patrol car is not going to convince the officers of your innocence
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Thu July 13, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
You've made some strange choices in life if you're caught sneaking into LSU stadium with a prostitute by climbing a mechanical ladder
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Wed July 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
DeBlasio has himself a progressive primary challenger, who must be making an impact since the NYPD is already jerking him around
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy fumes at White House. To be fair, it's hard to cover up your buddies' crimes when they won't stop confessing about breaking the law
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mika Brzezinski says Trump "used to know he was a tool"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Skateboarding Is Not A Crime. Someone should remind the SFPD, caught on camera sending a hillbomber flying with the long arm of the law
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Psst. The man sitting next to you was pleasuring himself while you slept. We just thought you'd like to know. Please return to your seat and enjoy the rest of your flight"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian Mint: "Why did we make the world's purest and largest gold bullion coin? Because we can." Really ballsy thieves: "Challenge accepted." German police: "We got this." Canadian Mint: "Where's the damn coin?" Really ballsy thieves: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teen plowed by car after Gucci backpack sale goes wrong at Denny's
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
MO Gov. Greitens unveils his audacious plan to reduce crime rates in St. Louis city -- more traffic tickets
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
For some reason, 4 days after Don Jr. met with the Russians, Donald Trump promised big news about Hillary Clinton's crimes in a speech
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Open-carry dorks convicted "on the silliest of technicalities" according to attorney. Because they're technically douches?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man and Florida Woman having sex in public at 3 AM were not happy to be caught in act by cop
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Des Moines Cockfighting Ring is the name of my Dead Kennedys tribute band
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Seriously, who brings a gun to a water park. Oh, Mr. Bills defensive lineman does
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guys, stop being hysterical. Meeting with foreign agents in order to gain information on your political opponents happens all the time. If it is a crime, then we've all been guilty of it over the years. It's still a total frat move though
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Man's attempt to choke a woman with her own sweater, shoot five rounds at her feet and threaten to kill her and three witnesses called "nothing out of the ordinary"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked Instagram model arrested after police tussle (Not safe for work)
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Outlawing guns leads to knife attacks. Outlawing knives leads to acid attacks. Now they're going to outlaw acid, and see what horror follows that
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Fri July 07, 2017
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Let's meet one of the runners-up in the contest for 'Worst Former Subway Employee'
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
Study finds that closing marijuana dispensaries results in higher crime rates. Apparently amotivational syndrome is real, at least for criminals
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man charged for growing pot, but not for shooting his fully auto AK-47 in his yard the night of July 4
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Podesta tweets back at Trump: "get a grip"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nerd fight in Oklahoma between black guy named Whyte and white guy named Black
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Thu July 06, 2017
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
New Jersey man comes home to find his pool gone and reports it stolen. Days later finds out it was mistakenly removed by contractor
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Welfare scandal in Jersey nets more scammers. This means rich people should get huge tax cuts and health care is bad
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
I could make a real killing if this program were offered to me
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
University of Cincinnati cornerback ready to move up to the big club
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's voter fraud commission may have already found a crime. Well, 'committed,' but still
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
In Chicago, 100 people were wounded by gunfire with 15 deaths over the long holiday weekend. In other news, Chicago could use some good firearms instructors and higher bullet prices
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Wed July 05, 2017
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for screaming at cops, resisting arrest, inciting a riot and blocking traffic. Let's review the video, shall we?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
9 women arrested in prostitution sting (with mugshots). Warning: slimeshow
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Cory Booker's plan to reduce the prison population won't work, as you can't just reverse mass incarceration
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Deliveryman's 20-year-long habit of stealing women's underwear is at an end. As he said to the pantyhose in his thousand-strong collection, it was a good run
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
The coffee wars between 7-Eleven and Village Pantry have reached new heights. BONUS: breaking and entering, public indecency, and a TASER-ing
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Mon July 03, 2017
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
One warrant results in 3,292,385 phone calls intercepted, at a cost of $335,000 over 60 days to surveil 26 suspects, resulting in 12 arrests, zero incriminating intercepts, zero cases brought to trial, and zero convictions
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey. Remember the judge who sentenced the Stanford swim team rapist to 6 months (out in three?) The judge is up for election. Go for it, California
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Man walks into AT&T store, asks for chicken. Promptly runs into a nearby room full of monsters screaming his name
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Newstalk 1010)
 
 
 
Canada: Hey, we can do high-speed pursuits too, and our police SUVs also disintegrate when they clip another vehicle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lincoln police are appealing to members of the public who may have seen this man around the time of the robb - hey! Stop laughing!
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
One would think a cop with over two decades of service would realize the hooker he's picking up was under police surveillance. Must have been thinking with the little head (or the Florida head)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
British woman convicted of using a using a fake penis to have sex with her friend by convincing the victim she was a man but needed her to wear a blindfold when they were together. Huh?
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Fri June 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House: Crime is directly related to morality. Since Chicago has a lot of crime, they're not moral
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Is this a crime? Depends
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Miami police create "K.R.A.P.P.Y." system to prevent car thefts. Why yes, a Yeti is involved
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(AOL)
 
 
 
If you live in the South, climate change could kill your economy. Or it could just be a big Chinese hoax, go ahead and keep believing that
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit police looking for bald Rogaine thief. Well, wouldn't they all be bald?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bacon is not Muslim Kryptonite
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
'Do Not Touch The Mangoes', good advice whether you're visiting a strip club or this Florida family's home
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"A homeless man was arrested after he had sexual relations with a deceased woman inside a flower planter box near an abandoned Las Vegas restaurant"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Handy heat map for planning your next home purchase
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Thu June 29, 2017
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
After a police appeal, a cocktail bar in Dawson City, Yukon, has been reunited with a stolen, severed, pickled toe that it uses to garnish its Sourtoe cocktail
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The strange reason why a police 'precrime' AI system thinks that car washes are crime magnets (they're dumb)
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Hello, this is FARK.com calling. We've detected that your computer has been showing actual news headlines, and it needs to be repaired immediately before your sense of humor is damaged. Please insert a squirrel in the squirrel holder so we can help
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The opioid epidemic takes another turn as more recent fentanyl found in Georgia might be resistant to antidote
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Sessions vows assault on hate crimes" is a headline that really shouldn't be clickbait, but in the era of Trump you just never know
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Accused thief hits 18 unlocked vehicles in Lititz, makes off with (among other things) Tic Tacs, dog treats and wet wipes
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(Time)
 
 
 
If you stole a street sweeper and took it for a joy ride in Paterson, NJ, I would like to buy you a beer
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Thunderstorm commits war crime against Florida
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Wed June 28, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Murder suspects disappear from crime scene but their Snapchat conversation does not
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(Kingsport Times News)
 
 
 
Step 1. Recover dropped diamond ring. Step 2. Stash diamond ring in rectum. Step 3. profit. Unplanned step 4. Arrested. Ring returned to owner
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(TWC News)
 
 
 
If you reported a sexual assault to the Austin, TX PD any time in the last 26 years, they'd like you to know they're finally getting around to running the DNA from the rape kit
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Tue June 27, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
In a bid to out-stupid his rival, Florida Man, Ohio Man arrested for physically abusing his wife with one of his prosthetic legs
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Three women go on wild shopping spree, get $10,000 of merchandise... wait, did I say shopping? I meant shoplifting. It was a spree, is what I'm saying
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago indicts three police officers in relation to the Laquan McDonald shooting. Trials and eventual acquittals not yet scheduled
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sir do yo know how fast you were going? No, scratch that. Sir, would you care to explain HOW you were going that fast?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So looks like Erdogan is going to be down a few bodyguards when in Germany
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A marker for Emmett Till on the Mississippi Freedom Trail has been vandalized twice in the past month. Fellas, come on. We have to be better than this
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Trump: US intelligence agencies are incompetent because they have thus far been unable to secure the tapes of Team Trump colluding with Russia
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