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170 headlines found matching 'Constable'
Thu October 19, 2017
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Get busted in a diesel theft ring, grace us with an epic mugshot
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Police department defends Officer who lied about warning suspect before shooting him. Apparently, thinking something is the same as doing something if you have a badge
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(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Pardoned Felon Joe Arapaio announces he's going to speak at a fundraiser for Republican Congressional candidate Omar Navarro who is running a no-chance campaign against Rep. Maxine Waters-and what a shock, it's being held at a Trump Country Club
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Wed October 18, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
A 6-year-old Kansas boy who loves cops decided to hand out doughnuts and lemonade to his local officers. While the police appreciated his gesture they let him know it's not going to help with any speeding tickets in 10 years or so
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky, see what happens when you handcuff 8- and 9-year-olds? ACLU lawyers kick your ass
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Police called after a Chicago teen was repeatedly warned about sneaking onto the basketball court at fitness facility. Since this is on Fark, you can guess what happens next
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Little girl perishes from massive crack overdose
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Another day, another teacher putting it where it doesn't belong
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Mon October 16, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This story is bizarre even by Florida standards: Florida man commits murder over imaginary girlfriend
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Idaho Father Killed By Doomsday Prepper Deputy In Bull Euthanasia Gone Awry
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: police body cameras. New hotness: Police gun cameras
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The customer is not always right example #125,035,912
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Making America Great Again - by writing a cheerful letter to a daycare, asking them to fire a black worker because she is a scary eyesore
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Sat October 14, 2017
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
"Five, five, five dollar nickel bag"
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Thu October 12, 2017
(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
Intoxicated on call, involved in a kneeling during anthem argument at Denny's with a SWAT Car full of guns is no way to go through life son. Difficulty: Baltimore
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Officer who arrested hospital nurse for refusing to draw blood discharged
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Tue October 10, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Two Baltimore cops involved in Freddie Gray's death agree to accept unspecified "disciplinary action" despite admitting to no violation of any "policies, procedures or practices of the BPD." So...I guess they just like being disciplined? Kinky
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
God would not punch a cop in the head, not even in Florida
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
The black man who was severely beaten by a pack of neo-Nazis in a Charlottesville parking garage has now been charged for defending himself (bloody image warning)
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Tiki Torch Attack
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The Miami police department has arrested someone for running a parody Twitter account that made fun of the Miami police department
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Tue October 03, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC area police chief says officers should learn to drink and hire prostitutes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DeVos farks DeTaxpayers, bigly
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
If you're wanted for skipping on child support payments it's probably best not to taunt law enforcement on social media
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Protip: If you get pulled over by a man wearing a shirt that says "Undercover Officer," he just might be a fake cop
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In addition to the 18-odd firearms the Las Vegas shooter had in his hotel room, he left 18 more at home, along with explosives and an assortment of "electronic devices"
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Sun October 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS continues their reign of terror, with an attack in... Edmonton?
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after allegedly attacking officers with flaming broom
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Parents hopping mad after gym teacher chokes students with jump rope
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Las Vegas PD gambles you'll take their word over an NFL player's
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Another white supremacist who punched people at Charlottesville learns about camera phones, arrest warrants, extradition
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
3-year-old goes full gangsta in day care center, wounds two toddlers in naptime shootout
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(Delmarva Now)
 
 
 
Rural Maryland county executive and Trump-supporting sheriff have arrested and will prosecute criminals to the fullest extent of the law who protested local civil war monument by writing on the sidewalk - in chalk
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Sat September 23, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet Rocket Raccoon's Great Grandpa
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Thu September 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Controversial and generally unhinged former sheriff David Clarke threatens to rape reporter and his horse
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
St. Louis business owner speaking out after violence, threats, and harassment are thrown his way -- by the St. Louis Police Department and its union
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Today in Blue Lives Matter, police shoot deaf man carrying, "metal pipe with leather loop on one end"
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Intoxicated wedding guests try to mingle with a bison herd. Darwin heard muttering "too easy"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman with a gun, threatening to shoot herself? Don't worry, the Florida Police are there to help with that
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Showing they really took that "de-escalation" training to heart, St Louis cops in riot gear shout "Whose streets? OUR Streets" after dispersing protesters angry over the acquittal of an officer who murdered a suspect and planted a gun on him
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Sun September 17, 2017
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Finally, white people will be getting tickets from cops
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
One of those "hot cops" from Hurricane Irma is, according to his Facebook history, an anti-Semite. There's always something
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County Fair had judges awarding blue ribbons to hogs and cows inside, while a California DMV sting sent bogus handicap placard owners to see the judge outside
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Man finds out too late that his wife is into butt stuff
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Local police: Come see our maths and our braveries for battling remoteness and humidity as we eradicate this jungle of marijuana. Public: Dude, that's wild hemp. Local authorities: Quick... Shut up, delete the post, release the crickets
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Salt Lake mayor: "At least 6 separate policies were broken in arrest of nurse who wasn't breaking any"
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Wed September 13, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Florida cop hotties have the internet all in a tizzy
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What's wrong, have you never seen a man in a bra before?
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Cops pull man from burning home and solve murder at the same time
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
That's no way to treat the Destroyer of Worlds
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Thu September 07, 2017
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Shoot Out at the Taco Bell
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(Outkick the Coverage)
 
 
 
Michael Bennett is lying. But Twitter demanded a hero be crowned, and that hero was Michael Bennett
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Smoking Hot cafeteria lady arrested for sex with teen, having sent nude pictures of herself to him which we can only assume were taken in landscape mode
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Some people have a problem with Florida's attention-whore sheriff using Hurricane Irma to get his mug in the news again
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Wed September 06, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Police "terrified" by couple of red balloons tied to sewer grates. Wait 'til they get a load of Nena
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Don't Get Involved)
 
 
 
Good Samaritan notices guy shoplifting at 7-11, offers to pay for item's he's stealing. Very "Chicken Soup For The Soul" The reality is shoplifter fights with Samaritan before fleeing. Guy then surprises Samaritan outside 7-11 with an axe melee
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Sun September 03, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
No, Mom, we did not barricade ourselves naked inside the church because we were 'fearless'. It was spice, I mean spicy food. Thats it. Now bail us out
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Fire ALL the cops
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police officer who arrested nurse for the crime of reading the hospital's blood draw policy may face charges. In other news pigs seen flying nearby, a snowball is seen in hell, and the Cubs win the World Series. Oh wait
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Thu August 31, 2017
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
NewsFlash
 
For no reason whatsoever, Sheriff Clarke just resigned
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(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Drunk speeds away from cops, crashes car, then tries to run away. He succeeds. By jumping off a 25-foot interstate overpass
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob an internet cafe, don't 1. Drop the cash 2. Go over the speed limit on a deserted highway full of cops
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida woman threatens suicide. SWAT team says, don't worry we'll help
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Thu August 24, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Who do you believe?
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Wed August 23, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Riding on the back of a tow truck and bashing its windows with a crowbar won't stop your car from being repossessed, but it will make great video
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Tue August 22, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Florida Man, but at least he knows to purchase proper eye protection for viewing an eclipse. The whole 'while being tailed by the cops for car theft' is another matter, though
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Cops shocked that couple caught with meth, cocaine, ecstasy, prescription pain pills, Xanax, marijuana, a machete and around $2,000 in cash in the car, never checked in to motel where they were told to wait while search warrant was processed
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
With nothing better to do, a group of guys stand on a railroad track to film oncoming train. As a reward for his bravery, one 18-year-old gets a helicopter ride
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Four bedrooms, three baths, great schools. I'll throw in no closing costs and a dead body for qualified buyers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ohio judge ambushed, shoots back. Shooter was the dad of one of the Steubenville football rape guys
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
For the last time, pal - breaking into the church to get naked and drink the sacramental wine night is Tuesday, not Monday
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Good news: Spanish terror cell 'completely dismantled'. Bad news: Van driver in Barcelona attack still at large
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Fri August 18, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Florida woman arrested for drunk driving after blowing a .sleestak
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Father. Of. The. Year
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Protip: when sending a letter to your employer on fake sheriff's office stationery in an attempt to keep your job while serving your six-month sentence, don't misspell any words, and do pick the name of an actual deputy to forge a signature
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Defendant acquitted in case where two Minneapolis officers forgot to turn on their body cams before punching and tazing him. Unfortunately for them, security cameras caught the whole thing
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Police officer challenges owner of 'no cops' gym to a boxing match, hoping to prove that no matter what differences two people have, they can come together to punch each other in the face a couple of times
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'Celestial beings told him to change his name to Yahweh, now he and his associate are facing drug charges'
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Bodycam footage shows cop jumping off highway exit ramp while trying to avoid drunk driver
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Man attempts to exterminate underground nest of bees by using fire. Thanks to Florida we all know how this ends up
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"We're really going to jail for this?"
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Wed August 09, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
In a move that surely won't get it a no-knock raid one night, Atlanta gym posts sign saying "No farking Cops"
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Tue August 08, 2017
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Collector going through property of deceased veteran discovers WWII mortar shell. "The officers told me it was remarkably well-preserved. And it was wrapped in bubble wrap, which I guess is a great sign"
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
You've just committed armed robbery. The best way to throw police off of your trail is: C) enter the police station and report a robbery at the store you just robbed
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Mon August 07, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Cop ruins kid's life by helping him get a job
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CHP pulls over vehicle and spends nearly nine minutes deescalating situation by pointing gun at occupants who pose no threat other than asking simple questions, such as, "Why do you have a gun pointed at us?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Idiot judge sentences drug stealing, drug dealing scumbag deputies to probation because their wives love them or something. Article to the left, reasoned discussion on how sentencing is applied equally to the right
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Sun August 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Second deadly shooting in Baltimore's 'Nobody kill anybody' weekend. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Former police officer admits to viewing pictures of naked women while on duty. "He was doing research." That's what they all say
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Let's see, we've been evacuated from home for weeks due forest fires. How to celebrate coming home...I know, FIREWORKS
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Fri August 04, 2017
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
We're not going to use those brand new Ford police interceptor SUVs, until we ensure that they're safe. Because, one of our officers smelled carbon monoxide. Ya know, that odorless and tasteless gas
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
An incident involving a red-haired girl and a cucumber escalates into assault on a police officer
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Thu August 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cop who posted meme about drowning your White daughter if she has a crush on a Negro is totally not a racist, and he didn't intend to offend anyone, and it wasn't on purpose. According to his chief who still fired him
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Wed August 02, 2017
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Somehow, I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In the wake of video showing officers planting evidence, Baltimore is having to dismiss dozens of felony cases. Bonus: There's another video of different cops planting evidence
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
900-year-old human remains uncovered in Ohio. Surprisingly, not your mom
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who blew up McDonald's bathroom not cooperating with police. Reportedly will only say "For God's sake, get me some toilet paper"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Inmates used peanut butter to escape Alabama jail
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska town had a police force of three officers and a police chief up until two of the officers who are married to each other resigned to deal with personal issues, the third officer moved away, and the chief went to Scotland for a long vacation
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Four inmates on the loose after Alabama jailbreak. No word on when their country song will be released
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Libertarians take on the challenge of government and create the "Freest Little City in Texas." Let's see how that worked out for them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Terrifying. Cruel. Sadistic. Words fail me. Last week America is up in arms because idiot drags shark behind boat. This week we redefine the definition of depravity. Don't forget, Trump says cops 'should not be so nice'. Warning: Graphic brutality
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Sun July 30, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
4-year-old asks police officer to help check for monsters in her new home. Since this is Fark, you can guess what happens next
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Sat July 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
DC police freaking out after discovering a group of officers have been wearing white supremacist regalia to court appearances. Apparently they did not see this coming
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
It's been a year since the Dallas police strapped a bomb to a robot to kill a sniper, let's see what the ramifications for police procedure have been
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump tries to make out with medal winner who was obviously not interested. Medal winner says, if I wasn't gay before, I am now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're going to fabricate grounds for an anti-pot drug raid, your target better not be a pair of former CIA agents with kids, an understanding of the 4th amendment, and the means to see it vindicated in court
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Thu July 27, 2017
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When stealing a car, make sure it's not a police car with a police officer in it
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
City councilman learns body cams mean you can't bargain with officers after being arrested for DUI
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(CounterPunch)
 
 
 
Whether the head of the Trump Administration's Justice Department enjoys being the architect of a police state or is just painfully, criminally clueless, Sessions has done a great job thus far of sidestepping the Constitution at every turn
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Wed July 26, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Some French teenagers spend their summer vacations on the Côte d'Azur or the Alps. Others come to New Jersey and break into cars
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Toddler who was delivered on the side of Texas highway celebrates first birthday by having tea party with sheriff's deputy who delivered her (with 'Daaawwww' pics)
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Law enforcement on full alert as 8,000 meth heads prepare to converge on Oklahoma City
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Panhandler's sign: "Too ugly to strip, but will let you cuss at me for a dollar." Shootings are 25 cents extra
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
British police post photo of attractive young officer. Sexist comments have gotten so bad they've upgraded their official response from "Oh, I say" to "Wot's all this then?"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Justine Damond may have slapped police car, making it perfectly reasonable for officers to shoot her
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
If you're going to kill yourself, at least be considerate of others. Man calls 9-1-1 to say he's going to kill himself, so they should hurry due to his organ donor status
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"While in the back of a patrol car on Interstate 80, a suspect stripped off his clothes then defecated and ate his own feces, spitting them at Richmond officers"
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Fake street signs begin to appear in Minneapolis warning of 'easily startled' police
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Sun July 23, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In the war on drugs, women experience sexual shakedowns and intrusive searches by abusive police officers
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Sat July 22, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
...and riding a bicycle on a a sidewalk
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Huh. All it takes is for a pretty blonde white woman to get shot to get heads rolling in the police department
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Police now pursuing charges against five teens who filmed a man in Florida, just to watch him drown
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
States that prosecute parents who let their kids shoot other kids, please step forward. Not so fast, Kentucky
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Wed July 19, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Once again, dudes: do NOT send unsolicited dick picks to anyone. Especially a judge
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Officer praised for buying a bike for a guy who'd had his stolen is arrested for taking cash from people he pulled over
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Don't worry, it's legal because she didn't have a permit to operate
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(Fond du Lac Reporter)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Police subdue naked man, accidentally light him on fire"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A lot of people believe cops can get away with murder, especially when the victims are black. But apparently, shooting a teenager with an AR-15 while he's driving away from a noisy party (while your bodycam is recording) is going too far, even in Texas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Webb fails to break Hoffa's hide and seek record
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Mon July 17, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Twin Cities' area police have escalated to shooting unarmed blonde yoga instructors
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(MSN)
 
 
 
His parents said he just needed to sleep. Then things got stupid. And tragic
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Truck Function in Junction, what's your function? "Getting caught on wires and shuttin' down the city"
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated
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Sat July 15, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Teen girl shoots mom in head, tries cleaning up blood, sets fire to house, then posts "I love you so much mom" on Facebook. Brilliant
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Truckload of NOPE slimes Oregon highway, with *hork*-inducing pictures
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Tue July 11, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
MO Gov. Greitens unveils his audacious plan to reduce crime rates in St. Louis city -- more traffic tickets
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Mon July 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police officer anonymously sues Black Lives Matter
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cop climbs fence into backyard, is promptly greeted by two pit bulls with wagging tails, so PEW PEW PEW
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's a boy...BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
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Sat July 08, 2017
(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
"You know I'll tell you that in 31 years on the job I've never seen that many people affected by eating a gummy bear"
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nerd fight in Oklahoma between black guy named Whyte and white guy named Black
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Thu July 06, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Plant City police shoot man to death following bizarre 911 call, sadly depriving us of possible 'shot man becomes vegetable in Plant City' headline
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Dangerously adorable Siberian Lynx kittens stolen, then returned to petting zoo. Said to be in good health, but hungry and even more adorable
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Rob Thomas charged with embezzling more than $100K from Monee church
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If a police dog wrestling in the street with an escaped female inmate wearing only her bra and panties is your fetish, this story is for you
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Sat July 01, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
One would think a cop with over two decades of service would realize the hooker he's picking up was under police surveillance. Must have been thinking with the little head (or the Florida head)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
At least 17 people shot at a concert in Little Rock
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit police looking for bald Rogaine thief. Well, wouldn't they all be bald?
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Thu June 29, 2017
(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
If you've got more than six pounds of marijuana and seven gallons of moonshine stashed in your house you can't help but smile
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
German police taken off duty after pictures of sex and booze-fueled party emerge. Huh, maybe we need to update that 'in heaven the police are English' joke
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
After five years, police still haven't been able to connect legs near Butte to anyone. Who's the police chief there, Dr. Frankenstein?
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It only took 28 years, but the CPS has finally gotten around to charging people for the Hillsborough Disaster that caused the deaths of nearly 100 people
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
False online reviews are a problem everywhere. But Detroit takes the threats to the next level
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Tue June 27, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Maybe this Florida deputy didn't think having porn on his phone along with racist and sexist images, having an interoffice affair, and taking pictures of his genitals while on duty would be a firing offense
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(KOAA)
 
 
 
Colorado schools offer firearms training to teachers in case of school shootings. To keep things safe, they're apparently issuing Glocks with no magazines (see first photo)
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Well, he certainly looks the part
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
You complain about receiving cold chicken. You have a discussion with the restaurant and the owner decides to refund you the money. That should be the end of it right?
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Riderless Amish buggy and one VERY tired horse stopped by police in Apple Creek
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Sun June 25, 2017
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Former police chief robs bank. Amazingly the police had no trouble identifying the suspect
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Sat June 24, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Bazooka Ricky arrested for outstanding warrants by Pasco County deputies. If you thought his name was odd, it does go well with his mug shot
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Fri June 23, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Appleton Police Dept has acquired an adorable stress relief Goldendoodle named Blue
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but the police will apparently shoot you if you have either of them
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
2016 video of an officer pulling a car over and beating the shiat out of the driver before ripping him out of his seat. Bonus: video catches another officer turning off the audio mid-beating. Bonus 2: No charges have been filed against the officers
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Thu June 22, 2017
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
A baby fell out of the window. You'd think that he would have gone POW. But good luck was with him that morning. He fell on his handy stuffed cow
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Oh sure, a 7 year old boy who can't even hit the toilet bowl somehow manages to urinate on his neighbor's grill from the roof of his house, ruining his steaks
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Sanford rabbi, accused of impregnating teen, to face judge. Man, I don't remember that sitcom being this edgy
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Stabbing reported at Bishop Airport, possibly after they pushed him into doing that crazy alien knife trick again
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(Counton 2)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are breaking into a house, don't sleep there
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Michael Brown's family settles their lawsuit with the city of Ferguson, Missouri
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