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66 headlines found matching 'Computer'
Tue October 17, 2017
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Skynet has taken an interest in boobies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US Army is developing a technological solution to help soldiers navigate if GPS becomes unavailable. Back in my day, we called it "map" and "compass"
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Sat October 14, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Running low on disc space? Put your hard drive in the microwave
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
People with depression should take magic mushrooms to feel more like a rebooted or defragged computer
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley's not your buddy, friend
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It turns out Kaspersky is an arm of Russian intelligence, and if you have any of their software installed on your computer, you also have a backdoor for Putin
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Which is the bigger fail? The woman who tried to knock takeout food out of a man's hand, but ended up falling on her ass OR this article which contains a slideshow of a computer screen with a gif on it?
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Wed October 04, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Tim Lincecum finds retirement solace in baking
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Mon October 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
To be fair, it's not that hard to program a computer to type "no it isn't" and randomly pull an insult against your mother from a database
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's impossible that we're living in a kind of false reality depicted in 'The Matrix', according to a bunch of quantum physicists who obviously took the blue pill
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Sat September 30, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Apparently we're going to be experiencing a software apocalypse soon, so we have that to look forward to
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Online chef "Ms Yeah" becomes viral sensation in China for her narration-free videos on desktop Chinese cooking using everyday home and office equipment such as irons, hair curlers, and computer cases
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Gay serial killer gets life for torturing victim to death in police-themed webcam sex session. If that doesn't get you reading then my name isn't Clickbait Clarence
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Microsoft working on a coding language that has no name for a computer that may or may not exist
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Fri September 22, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Politician only showers every three days. Think about it, as you sit at your computer; the smell of Mitch McConnell on the third day
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Big Buck Hunter" cabinet installed in Depertment of Interior offices. World of Warships soon to be installed on all Navy computers
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Computer, give me a history of the iconic and incredibly stupid Star Trek double fist punch
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Mon September 18, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Security researchers discover that hackers breached the popular system cleaning app CCleaner and used it to secretly install malware on users' computers. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to finish transferring all my vital data onto clay tablets
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Fri September 15, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
You may not know this but your life mostly takes place inside computers these days
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Phrenology is back in vogue. This article has the brainpan of a stage coach tilter
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(Locus Magazine)
 
 
 
Is your computer sneaking around behind your back and cheating on you?
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Mon September 11, 2017
(MIT)
 
 
 
Scientists try to understand how neural networks think, before it's too late
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Sun September 10, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
So the fact that a politician's son posted an anti-semitic image isn't that shocking to you anymore? Click the link and for the sake of your computer swallow any sugary drinks first
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Thu September 07, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man claiming to have wed with his home computer files suit against Alabama over same-sex marriage. Quite brave move, IMHO, admitting you can fit USB ports
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How to offer a million dollar prize without having to award it
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
FLASH ahh ahhh, he saved every one of us, each and every one of us, some electricity
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Tue August 29, 2017
(The Register)
 
 
 
Rediscovered computer program from 1960 was used to write fiction. Even today, it still writes faster than George R R Martin
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Sun August 27, 2017
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japanese businesses enthused by using AI to improve worker productivity, such as having them wear task-monitoring smart glasses and capturing their smiles to detect latent dissatisfaction. "AI helps us with things that we can't see well"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Collection of 150 letters from Alan Turing found in old filing cabinet at University of Manchester. Cool tag applies unless you're an American reading his response to 1953 conference invitation: "I would not like the journey, and I detest America"
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Sat August 26, 2017
(BGR)
 
 
 
The birth of the $1,000 smartphone and how we got to the point where our phones cost twice as much as our computers
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Fri August 25, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Artificial intelligence to create artificial actors, replace real ones. Susan Dey nods knowingly
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How quantum mechanics can change computing. At any distance
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
You're still likely to be eaten by a grue
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Organismic learning' mimics some aspects of human thought, including having to go back and confirm what you just read
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Next SpaceX rocket will send Hewlett-Packard "supercomputer" to ISS. Math coprocessor not included, but turbo button will be pushed in prior to launch
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Fri August 11, 2017
(UCLA)
 
 
 
Twenty year old advice on helping people with computers still relevant today. Roy and Moss nod approvingly
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Thu August 10, 2017
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Google robots are better at tech than humans, because humans are more concerned with relationships, less concerned with oxidization, and more likely to "pee"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Scientists encode malware into DNA to hijack sequencer computers
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to watch Sookie stripping for Warlow on "True Blood" on your computer, do NOT view it on your work computer, and especially when the screen is in full view in the background during a live news broadcast
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Tue August 08, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Little Caesar's unveils the self-serve pizza portal of the future. It's not quite a Star Trek replicator, but at least you can say 'computer, give me terrible pizza right now' and have it work
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this supercomputer
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Researcher who stopped WannaCry ransomware was detained by the FBI after Def Con
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
App uses algorithm to create oxymoron
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Sat July 22, 2017
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man creates a color that's so pink, your computer isn't even strong enough to comprehend how pink it is
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Thu July 20, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Man who sued to marry his computer which he watched porn on sues to stop display of gay pride flag
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nano-technology breakthrough allows console graphics to render as fast as a last generation PC
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Decades before Sully and his flying computer took a calculated dip in the Hudson, Al Haynes and his United crew saved 185 people, using nothing but spit and thrust changes to land a doomed DC-10. RIP to the 111 who died, 28 years ago today
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Sat July 15, 2017
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
"Balls have zero to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"The only secure computer system is one that is not connected to a network, does not have any USB slots, and has top-level encryption passwords to get inside. Even then, it's still not completely safe." Obvious tag is in your root directory
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Wed July 12, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
US: multiple Cabinet Secretaries who deny climate change. Canada: new Governor-General is a former astronaut and computer engineer that speaks six languages
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Tue July 11, 2017
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Turns out "parkour" translates to Twit Racing
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Mon July 10, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
A computer has determined the top words to sum up each English soccer club. Man United? "Expensive" and "boring" Arsenal? "embarrassing." Chelsea? "Racist"
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The strange and righteous history of the equals sign
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(The Skeptic)
 
 
 
Most of us are living in a real universe, not some computer simulation like you basement dwellers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
United damages 37,000 Euro custom computerized wheelchair. When owner refuses to sign a waiver absolving United of all responsibility, they further damage it, including ripping off one of the wheels and smashing the computer. Link goes to video
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chase Bank computer system goes down during the holiday weekend, inconveniencing all three people who still had money left in their ATM account
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Greetings, all...Had an odd thought recently, regarding computers. Has anyone put Linux on a tablet? Would it even work? If it's possible, how would one go about doing so?
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Scientists making math less racist, add liberal bias to reality
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Hello, this is FARK.com calling. We've detected that your computer has been showing actual news headlines, and it needs to be repaired immediately before your sense of humor is damaged. Please insert a squirrel in the squirrel holder so we can help
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Microsoft rolling out Skynet to fight malware in the next Windows update
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FIFA concludes Russian bid committee that destroyed their computers immediately after winning did nothing corrupt. Seems legit
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Meet Sue Finley, 80, one of NASA's longest-serving employees. She started out in 1958 as a human 'computer' calculating rocket trajectories by hand
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Once again, science imitates art
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Fri June 23, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Setec Astronomy
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Thu June 22, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beware of 6.8 California earthquake that happened in 1925 says humorous joke-playing computer to numerous news organizations across the land. Skynet's a real prankster
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Pun-masters duke it out in Brooklyn at the Punderdome, still can't get their lame submissions greenlit
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