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29 headlines found matching 'Commission'
Wed December 17, 2014
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
DOD tests a bullet that can change direction. Warren Commission: "I told you so"
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Mon November 24, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The FCC Commissioner does an AMA on Reddit. It goes about as well as you would expect it to
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Mon November 17, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former Commissioner of the Mississippi Department of Corrections expressed his sorrow for taking over $1M in bribes from a private prison lobbyist. Just kidding, he showed up to court in a gold Rolex
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Wed November 12, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"The Alabama Securities Commission advises you against investing in marijuana companies or bitcoins"
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Tue November 11, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Starting next week NYC cops will treat weed like an ordinary speeding ticket. Starting this week, top cop Commissioner Bratton looks to have dipped into the bag a little early
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Mon November 10, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You destroy the Internet with the FCC commissioner you have, not the FCC commission you want or wish you had
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Chairwoman of the Russian Parliamentary Commission on Woman's Affairs proposes mailing every Russian citizen a vial of Vladimir Putin's semen to breed an elite master race of supersoldiers. Russia denies the story, which proves it's true
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Mon November 03, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NBA Commissioner says there will be no work stoppage in 2017. Apparently the season now goes so long it's impossible to tell when the 2016 season will end and 2018 begins
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Tue October 28, 2014
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Mayor commissions second investigation into Tasmanian devil death. Bugs Bunny wanted for questioning
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Thu October 23, 2014
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Tucker the pig loses planning commission vote, now realizes he should have promised more pork for the commissioners
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Boomer Esiason named commissioner of Feline Football League, says no clawing or performance enhancing catnip incidents will slip by on his watch
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Mon October 20, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til a city commissioner gets drunk and punches a 66-year-old man
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Sun October 19, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Is there any hope for the NFL's bottom feeders? Well, the owners do love Commissioner Goodell, so I think he's safe
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Thu October 02, 2014
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell demands National Breast Cancer Foundation declare October as "NFL Awareness Month" "Tit for tat, ladies," says league commissioner
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Tue September 30, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Netflix commissions Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon sequel directed by famed martial arts choreographer Yuen Wo-Ping, starring Michelle Yeoh, and including Donnie Yen and Jason Scott Lee. Will you be watching CTHD 2 Electric Boogaloo?
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Mon September 29, 2014
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
City commissioner claims his privacy was violated when caught downloading racist, sexual material onto city-provided iPad. Luckily he's an elected official, not just a city employee who'd be fired for such
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Fri September 19, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Vick thinks NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is doing 'a great job' and that everyone should quit hounding him already
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen our commissioner? He's about six feet tall, rather cowardly and doesn't think things all the way through. If found, please remove foot from his mouth and stick him in front of a camera
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Icelandic government commission concludes legendary lake monster Lagarfljótsormurinn is completely real after analyzing the video evidence
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Wed September 10, 2014
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
NFL looking for new commissioner
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Vancouver city officials would like reassure the public that they did not commission the anatomically-correct statue of Satan which was, um, 'erected' along Grandview highway last night (not safe for work)
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly all good jobs now require a college degree, including anesthesiologist ($234,950 annually), executive director of the San Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency ($294,000), and NFL Commissioner ($44 million)
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The fallout over the Ray Rice video continues as more and more people are asking one simple question: What did Commissioner Goddell know, and when did he know it?
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
In 1968, a Soviet submarine exploded and sank three miles to the ocean floor. The U.S. found it, and commissioned a spy ship from Howard Hughes to bring it up
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Mon September 08, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NBA commissioner predicts sports gambling will be legal in all 50 states before smoking pot is
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Tue September 02, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Putin ups the ante by telling European Commission that "I Can Take Kiev In Two Weeks If I Want"
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Thu August 28, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell admits he was wrong about Ray Rice, announces lifetime ban for repeat domestic violence offenders. Just kidding, he... no, wait. That actually IS what he did. Huh
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Sat August 23, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Pete Rose hopes the odds are great that the new commissioner will give him another shot at re-instatement
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Wed August 20, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
County commissioners refuse to accept the existence of the 1st Amendment
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