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40 headlines found matching 'Commission'
Fri May 27, 2016
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Raiders domed stadium construction will now cost $1.6 billion after advocates realize they forgot to account for cost of buying land. "Clark County Commission Chairman Steve Sisolak said he liked the idea of putting people to work"
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
The 9/11 Commission report is like a really bad strip club. You can't see the good stuff for way too long, and the final reveal is a major bummer
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Thu May 26, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA Commissioner Adam Silver says that referees are correct about 90 percent of the time and human error is just part of the game
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you want to make money selling software to IT professionals, you could start by dumping the commissioned sales force that ate half your revenue without writing a single line of code, but you'd have to clear it with Marketing first
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Fri May 20, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
TD Bank picks up its change-counting machines and goes home
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Flying Dog brewery wins 1st Amendment battle against Michigan Liquor Commission, who didn't like the name Raging Biatch. Let's all hoist an Arrogant Bastard in their honor
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Woman can finally pursue her lifelong dream of becoming a Walmart greeter after winning the lottery
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Warren Commission called to explain how Jose Ramirez's helmet flew off his head, changed direction in midair, and then hit him in the back
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy's latest ingenious defense: "Aw, fark it - I'm suing everybody"
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Sun May 08, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Washington D.C.'s Barry to leave DC, live out remaining days in a dump
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Fri April 29, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
So will Rounds 2 and 3 be just as exciting as Round 1? Where will Myles Jack, A'Shawn Robinson, and Connor Cook land? Will any draft picks be booed like the Commissioner was? It is your Day Two Thread of the NFL Draft, commencing at 7:00 PM ET
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Wed April 27, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yankees manager Joe Girardi employs infield shifts regularly, but would ban them if he was MLB commissioner. "It's an illegal defense, like basketball"
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Tue April 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Colorado Supreme Court tells anti-gay bakery to go be anti-gay somewhere else and leave them alone. Also that their icing recipe needs improvement, and you call THAT a rose decoration? Puh-leeeze
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
A woman to get six months in prison for lying about a payment she presented to Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Sen. Elizabeth Warren rips the Securities and Exchange Commission for allowing billionaire Steven Cohen back in the hedge fund game for Wall Street boys just months after he failed to supervise a convicted insider trader
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ikea issues warning after another child is badly injured while using their KÏNDREMÄÏMÊ line of dressers
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Thu April 14, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Girls, boys, and others just want to have fun in North Carolina, so Cyndi Lauper is donating her North Carolina concert money to organization dedicated to repealing North Carolina's bathroom law
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Tue April 12, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
USS Portland, the Navy's first pedal-powered warship, to be commissioned next year
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
MLB Commissioner says pitcher Jenrry Mejia will be given "fair reinstatement consideration." Apparently the league doesn't want to rush to judgment on a player who has only failed his drug tests three times
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump-branded scarves recalled because they could burst into flames. Her father's pants are next
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Mon April 04, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission want you to report if crabs are having sex on the beach
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Thu March 31, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Couples that share hobbies tend to have healthier marriages. Just make sure that hobby isn't "sex with your high school students"
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UN commission decides the Falkland Islands lie in Argentinian Waters. New Order heard prepping a follow-up single to Blue Monday
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Sun March 27, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City police Commissioner Bill Bratton slammed Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz in an op-ed, saying "We will not intimidate Muslims to appease shrill politicians"
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Sat March 26, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Michigan Film Commission burnt up a Joker's pile of taxpayer's money subsidizing Batman Versus Superman
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Introducing the new home of the Washington Redskins: Jellyfish Barf
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Government fines a car for polluting too much. Fark: It's an all-electric Tesla
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Tue March 08, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
J. Jonah Jameson tapped to play Commissioner Gordon in Justice League
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
City Planning Commission to soon debate how many strip clubs is too many in New Orleans, will consider the imposition of a "soft moratorium" on new clubs. Hard moratorium to come later after commision members have visited all the clubs
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Oregon tax law, designed to stimulate growth of high-speed internet like Google Fiber, ends up handing Comcast a huge tax break
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beirut has apparently elected Homer Simpson as Sanitation Commissioner
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
FCC Commissioner says the U.S. tradition of free speech is slipping away. It's just too bad he doesn't sit on some sort of committee which has the power to actually control what goes over the nation's airwaves
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Wed February 17, 2016
(New Europe)
 
 
 
What single company lobbies the European Commission the most? (hint hint it's American)
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Even if a pencil is labeled No. 2, that's not what it's for
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Fri February 12, 2016
(WFPL Louisville)
 
 
 
The recently elected Governor of Kentucky is so concerned about the well being of his constituents, that he wants to propose legislation so that they won't have to concern themselves with what he is doing
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Consumer Product Safety Commission issues warning against Burny Sanders
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
If the NFL Commissioner had his way, Broncos Aqib Talib would have been kicked out of Super Bowl 50 by the 2nd quarter for being an asshat
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Express Tribune (Pakistan))
 
 
 
That's not hair on the Starbucks mermaid, it's a burka
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Texas Ethics Commission (Yes, shockingly, there apparently IS one) tells the state's Attorney General he cannot ask wealthy donors to pay his legal fees as he fights felony securities fraud charges because, come the fark on, really?
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother of 13-year old girl murdered by a VA. Tech student says her daughter met her killer online on "some off-the-wall site I never heard of." Further investigation reveals that said website apparently goes by the bizarre name of "Facebook"
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