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271 headlines found matching 'Comment'
Sun October 22, 2017
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Falcons avenge their loss in the Super Bowl? Or will the Patriots defeat them for the second time this year? Sunday Night Football: the fun begins at 8:30pm ET on NBC
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Fri October 20, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Beck is trying to take credit for Pharrell's ridiculous hat. Arby's unavailable for comment
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
David Cross defends racist comments toward actress by saying he was "doing his asshole racist redneck character". Bill Cosby last seen frantically calling his publicist to let it be known he's just been doing his serial rapist character for decades
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thong jeans hit the runway and you clicked. I think we're alone now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kathleen Hartnett White, it's your turn to play "Trump Nominees Say The Dumbest Things", let's see what your claim is *spins wheel* "Global warming is a kind of paganism"
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Tulsa World)
 
Weeners
 
Penal system sued for not helping hardened criminal
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Chiefs and Raiders will face off in this divisional showdown. Will the Chiefs get back on track? Or will the Raiders pull off the upset and get back on track? It's the Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff at 8:25pm ET
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Top House Republican to resign. Speculation on dead girl or live boy to the right
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham says the Congresswoman who overheard Trump's insensitive, deplorable comments to the widow whose husband was killed in Niger should be ignored because of her hat
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Fox News has an uncanny ability to take one innocuous comment and run with it, somehow managing to squeeze an entire day's worth of non-news out of it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
2016: NFL ratings down due to election coverage. 2017: NFL ratings even lower due to Kaepernicking
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why is it that traveling on the ground from one place to another feels so much different than flying from one place to another?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgia candidate to hold bump stock giveaway
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry refuses to confront the biggest obstacle facing Team Flash, the lack of a Harrison Wells. (CW 8ET) Later, On Legends of Tomorrow, Nate and Ray hunt a smilodon but only find an egress. (CW 9ET)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller: "Have a seat, uh, Mr...Snekretary is it?" Snek: "Family name." Mueller: "Snekretary, I'll be honest, you're in bit of hot wat-" Snek: "WOOOOOO" Mueller: "The, um, f*ck???" Snek: "Scaramucci's energy drink" Mueller: *sips* -_- "woo" -_-
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corker on Trump comments: "My thoughts were well thought out. Look, I didn't just blurt them out." Unlike whatever the farking moron in the Oval Office just pulled out of his ass, he implied
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Mon October 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the absence of Andrew Luck continue to haunt the Colts? Will Marcus Mariota have a field day for the Titans? Who will win between these two divisional 2-3 foes? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff at 8:30pm ET, ESPN
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
For the second time, the Yankees are returning home facing a 2-0 deficit against an opponent who won at least 100 games in the regular season. Morton goes against Sabathia in tonight's game at 8:08pm ET on FS1
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
1972 Dolphins can start popping that champagne
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You were just cursed with everything you touch will turn into something but you get to choose what it turns into, what would it be?
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Sun October 15, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the bruised and battered Giants find a way to win? Or will the Broncos trample all over them? Is your excitement for the game a mile high? It is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm ET, NBC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Game 2 in the NLCS series between the Cubs and the Dodgers sees a pitching battle between Jon Lester and Rich Hill. Will the Cubs return to Chicago in an 0-2 hole or can they pull out a win for a 1-1 tie? Coverage starts at 7:30pm ET on TBS
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, yeah, it looks like ol' Rex Tillerson did in fact call his boss a "farking moron"
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Sat October 14, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Like those $1 margaritas at Applebee's? You might as well drink water then
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In case you think Trump's threats against the press are all bluster, please notice that the FCC Chairman he appointed has yet to comment on or disavow Trump's comments
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Volatile currency of drug dealers and murderers hits all time high over $5,000
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Twitter breaks its own policy of not commenting on individual accounts to reveal why Rose McGowan's account was suspended
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
There's no need to talk about slavery in the US because it ended a long time ago. Wednesday October 11, 2017 to be exact
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have a battle of 4-1 teams for Thursday Night Football. Can Carson Wentz lead the Eagles to victory? Or will Cam Newton and the Panthers win again at home? Philly cheese steak or Carolina ribs? Kickoff is at 8:25pm ET on CBS
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What was the best headline you ever submitted that was not approved?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Respected British film academy BAFTA suspends Weinstein for being a very naughty boy. Weinstein responds that he'd BAFTA them all night if they watched him shower first
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Greg Gianforte's (R-eporter attacking numbnuts) mugshot finally released
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Wed October 11, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
U.S. misses out on chance to care about soccer for the next five years
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What offends you the most about Donald Trump?
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Tue October 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Nationals keep the series alive with a win over the Cubs or will Chicago just blow them away and move on to the Dodgers? It's game 4 of the NLDS series with Tanner Roark pitching against Jake Arrieta today at 5:38pm ET on TBS
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Vampire Removal Services advertised in Brooklyn. Eddie Murphy unavailable for comment
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pumpkin Spice Yambag calls for using tax exempt status to punish the NFL. Which they gave up in 2015
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Mon October 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Vikings, Bears, and oh yeah... the new Last Jedi trailer at halftime (OH MY). This is YOUR Monday Night Football thread as the longtime NFC North rivals kick off at 8:30pm ET
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Well what did you think it meant to be a line coach in Miami?
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Sun October 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Trump is playing zero-dimensional chess." If CNN is going to just steal Fark comments as headlines, they should at least let Fark use their logo on links
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Kareem Hunt run over J.J. Watt and the Texans? Or will Deshaun Watson and his bunch beat the last undefeated team and the 1972 Miami Dolphins can pop the champagne? It is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm ET on NBC
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Your best idea for making peace between Trump and N.K leader Kim Jong-Un. Difficulty: without either of them losing face with their base
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Would you date someone shorter or taller than you? Would you date a smoker? Would you date someone that did recreational drugs? Would you date someone that had to move back in with their parents for financial reasons?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hello
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Fri October 06, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The last round of World Cup qualifying starts for the United States. Will they make the grade or will they choke? Game is in Orlando vs Panama at 7:35 PM ET. ESPN2 has the coverage
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When the Saudi king rolls into Moscow, he rolls DEEP, with a 1,500-person "squad," food, furniture, servants and carpets from home, and his own portable golden escalator
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Thu October 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Social commenters: women now have the same career opportunities as men. Recruitment firm's chief scientist: being a woman in the IT field can reduce your lifetime earning potential by $250K
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Which is the bigger fail? The woman who tried to knock takeout food out of a man's hand, but ended up falling on her ass OR this article which contains a slideshow of a computer screen with a gif on it?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Patriots get back to their winning ways against the Buccaneers? Or will the Buccaneers send the Patriots to a losing record? Who will be the fantasy football hero? It's your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:25pm ET on CBS
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Iran deal may be scrapped, Tillerson and Kelly on shaky ground, bump stocks going going gone, and Trump is still a fool. And yes Puerto Rico is still hurting. Join us tonight for the MSNBC discussion thread. (8PM EDT)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The ALDS kicks off today with Boston vs Houston, Verlander vs Sale, Kate Upton vs ??? starting at 4:08pm ET on MLBN. Then the Yankees take on Cleveland, Gray vs Bauer starting at 7:30pm ET on FS1
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(AOL)
 
 
 
YouTube is promoting Las Vegas shooting conspiracy theories, which is no surprise to anyone who's dared to wade into the fetid cesspool of YouTube comments
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Racist politician Cesar De Leon says his racist comments don't count as racist because they were made in private and weren't meant to be made public
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I don't know what to get for Halloween candy. For those of you with kids, what are their favorites?
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Wed October 04, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Diamondbacks bite the Rockies, or can Colorado rock Arizona's world? It's the NL wild card game starting at 8 PM ET on TBS
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(Fark)
 
 
 
He once rescued a dangling participle with only an adverb and a bottle of white-out. He can hyphenate for an entire winter. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark writer's thread
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Tillerson: "Donald Trump is a moron." Yet he still continues working for that moron
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What makes America great?
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Tue October 03, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baseball playoffs start tonight with the AL Wildcard game. Will the Yankees continue their dominance over Twins or will Minnesota finally get a win in New York? Game starts at 8pm ET on ESPN
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Mon October 02, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a battle of teams with Native American mascots as the Redskins take on the Chiefs. Will Washington pull off the upset? Or will Kansas City stay undefeated? It is your Monday Night Football thread and the fun starts at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And now a special comment from Robert Mueller: "...*crickets*"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
University of Tennessee: Can't believe we embarrassed our state with that performance out there. Tennessee Titans: Hold my beer
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Sun October 01, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the 12th man stifle the Colts all night? Will the Seahawks soar their way to victory? Will the Colts find a way to win without Andrew Luck again? Sunday Night Football, Indianapolis at Seattle, kickoff at 8:30 PM ET, NBC
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Thu September 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Where do you want this pallet of water?" "I dunno, just throw it in the back of the plane"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
57 years ago the Chicago Bears, who were coached by the legendary George Halas, beat the Green Bay Packers, who were coached by the future legend Vince Lombardi, 17-14. Tonight it's John Fox vs Mike McCarthy. It's TNF on CBS & Amazon Prime at 8:25pm ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just Subpoena It
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maryland increases security around statue of murderer
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg: "Remember when I said it was crazy to think Russia changed the outcome of the election with fake news and ads on my site? Oops, my bad"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you think of the idea of requiring display of a banner reading, "for entertainment purposes only" above the screen on programs like F&F? Or a banner reading, "this information has been been fact-checked" above actual news programs?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite soup? Want to share a cup with Subby?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
So NYC's MTA spent $100m constructing new pylons, and when asked what they were for, the Zerglings could only answer "No kekekekecomment"
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public eye with his pants down." ― Edna St. Vincent Millay. Hah, like we wear pants in here anyway. This is your Fark writer's thread, pants down edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is your favorite kind of sushi?
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner declares via Facebook that all kneeling NFL players should be killed. But hey, don't forget to try the Baked Cod
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Tue September 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The internet is appalled by Trump's comments on Puerto Rico but only for a few minutes until someone posts images of cats
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roy Moore goes full R. Kelly at a rally, supporters eagerly embrace shower of power
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is asking this for a friend, but is anybody really going to boycott the NFL like they are calling for on Facebook and other media sources?
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Mon September 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin comments on the president's promise not to cut taxes for the rich: That was not intended to be a factual statement
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have a Duel in the Desert with the Dallas Cowboys taking on the Arizona Cardinals. Will Dak Prescott air it out or will Carson Palmer have a big night? Who will protest the National Anthem? Kickoff is at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
North Korean foreign minister says Emperor Hirocheeto's recent comments amount to a declaration of war
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Sun September 24, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a battle between Pirates and Indians, who will come out on top? Will Derek Carr light it up against the Redskins? Or will Kirk Cousins turn the silver and black away? It is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm ET
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Dear Adobe, it's only Pretty Good Privacy as long as you refrain from posting the private key to the company blog
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Small, blighted town assembles a group of volunteers to clean up the city. Municipal union employees: "Not so fast"
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Fri September 22, 2017
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
The sinking feeling you get when you realize the adult bear you're carrying in the back of your pickup and that you assumed was near death, really isn't
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Russians attempted to hack into the voting machines of 21 states. "Most" were unsuccessful. Aaaaand my stomach just dropped
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hewlett Pack-your-bags
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Portland's Rose City Comic Con bans Nazi COSPlayers...and HYDRA costumes, for good measure. Agent Bob unavailable for comment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what eating contests are near you? Have you ever competed or even won a competition?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
SEC hacked. Big Ten and ACC unavailable for comment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
OK, a bunch of us have an unusual or obscure Nom du Fark. What does yours mean/signify?
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
The tracklist for Morrissey's new album reads like the comment section from the Politics tab or the Daily Mail
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders says the nickname "Rocket Man" pinned on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is a "Trump original." Elton John unavailable for comment
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My fiancé says since he grew up in a home of all boys, he wants our children to be female. He forwarded me an email about wedding plans; in it was a comment my Asian genes would give a son a small penis. How do I confront his idiocy?"
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Cornell Library Archive)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Astronomers announce they found a new planet orbiting the Sun. Obvious: It is just another dwarf planet. Geek: Weird-ass resonance. Comments: XKCD cartoons
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's campaign on his racist 'Reds and yellows fighting' comment: "That's right. It's a song lyric from Sunday School"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Emily Ratajkowski asks the publications she poses for am I not hot enough? Lay off the photoshop FFS
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the Fark safe word?
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Mon September 18, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Matthew Stafford lead the Lions to a 2-0 record? Or will Eli Manning and the Giants bounce back for their first win? What else will go down? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm ET
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Chuck Schumer says he has started watching Fox News in an effort to understand Trump, and whatever the heck is going on over there
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan joins Gorilla on commentary for a match with Andre the Giant vs Macho Man
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Atlanta Falcons open up their new stadium with a win? Or will the Green Bay Packers crash the party? Who will out-duel each other between Matt Ryan and Aaron Rodgers? It's Sunday Night Football, kickoff at 8:30pm ET on NBC
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
If you could see how fellow farkers tagged you, would you look? Or is it best not to know
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
In 6th grade and don't stand for the Pledge of Allegiance? That's a beatdown from teacher. (PSA: Don't read the comments, Ray)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Like father, like son
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Status: currently watching the skies. I replied to a D2S Tweet today. No usual online self-censorship, no DIT (for obvious reasons)
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Thu September 14, 2017
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
A woman faces battery charges after deputies say she hit a man who did not want to have sex with her
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the battle of two Week 1 clunkers, who will avoid being one again in Week 2? Will Andy Dalton finally have his groove or will J. J. Watt squash him repeatedly? It is your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:25pm ET on NFL Network
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you had to choose one movie to be preserved in the National Film Registry that hasn't been already, what would it be?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How would the current administration be different if the president drank?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Mystery aircraft crashes near Area 51. Morris's wife could not be reached for comment
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Trump's spiritual adviser Paula White says "I can say 1,000 percent our president is not a racist." We'll pray for you, Paula
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Florida cop hotties have the internet all in a tizzy
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(Mozilla)
 
 
 
I said "Don't look at the comments, Coral," only to find that Mozilla and the Washington Post were trying to reinvent them
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What was your first real job?
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
The ban is back
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hope Hicks named new king of Bullshiat Mountain. When asked for comment, the Mooch said "Don't unpack"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Just think: If this man had never had gone to Starbucks, perhaps he wouldn't have called a black man a slave, called his children "despicable vermin," or punched an apparently homeless guy on the street
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Am I the only one who has to tune out 9/11 coverage?
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Chainsmokers made a racist joke and want people to think it's no big deal
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Since Donald Trump is trying to act Presidential today, this would be a good time to remind you of all his tasteless comments over the years regarding 9/11
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger has now won more games in Cleveland than any actual nü-Browns QB
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sputnik under investigation by FBI. When asked for comment, Sputnik spokesperson said, "beep...beep...beep"
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Sat September 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Joe Paterno: This is the second report I've gotten of Sandusky raping children, but it's out of my hands because he's such a damn good coach
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Pak Song Il, the North Korean tasked with interpreting Trump's tweets: "He might be irrational - or too smart. We don't know"
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Awwwww ... welcome to the negative Internet. You'll get over it
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Thu September 07, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
WILL the Patriots inflate their record to 1-0 to start the season? CAN Alex Smith game manage his way to an upset? THIS is your NFL regular season kickoff thread as the first game of the year starts at 8:30pm ET on NBC. Welcome back, Farkers
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Describe your last fart using only a movie title
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(WEEI Boston)
 
 
 
NFL nails Brady and the Patriots in concussion scandal. Just kidding, they investigated fully and found no evidence of a concussion. Yes, you're reading that right. Persecuted Patriots fans inconsolable
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Baby talk? Meowing/barking back at them? Rubbing their bellies as you sit on the toilet? Fake throw the ball and insist that you did throw it and your dog just missed it? What strange/unusual things to you do to your pets?
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man only drinks 3 beers, blows a .255 BAC, gets 6th DUI. Farkers immediately begin search for that particular brand of beer
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Google tied its search results position to promotion of its own social network, writer says from fainting couch
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Burning man dies at Burning Man
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark: Big Hollywood actor states that part of his job must be delegated to a lower-paid Mexican. UltraFark: Entirety of comment section agrees on something without devolving into a racist septic tank
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wayne Rooney charged with drunk driving after posing for a selfie at a bar. That must have been some picture. How many is that on the Rooney scale?
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Thu August 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently calling President Obama's mother a "fourth-rate porn actress" and "whore" has consequences if you're a senior Department of Energy official. Who knew?
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
NewsFlash
 
For no reason whatsoever, Sheriff Clarke just resigned
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Half Chinese actress changed her last name from Wang to Bennet and got more work because Hollywood is either A) racist - or B) doesn't like wang in their movies
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Amazon hit with lawsuit over cheapo defective eclipse glasses. Who did NOT see this coming? Besides the plaintiffs, obviously
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Secretary of Defense James Mattis on North Korea:"'We're never out of diplomatic options." Saddam Hussein unavailable for comment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My office finally started blocking Fark. I'm stuck using my phone to communicate with you people. You're so tiny now
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Santa Cruz restaurant owner who closed his business after a local paper reported his campaign contributions to David Duke last year, blames "the War on Whites" for the closure. Bonus irony: it was a Chinese restaurant
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Tue August 29, 2017
(St. Louis American)
 
 
 
As of Monday, it is legal for your boss to fly into Missouri, wander around the airport drunk to come into town to discriminate against you and to cut your city minimum wage back to the state level
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's appointee to Department of Energy claims it wasn't him who called Obama's mom a porn actress and whore on website, it was actually result of 'cyber attacks and internet crimes' committed against him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman found dead in car at It's Not Dead Festival
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jennifer Detlefsen slammed Trump's trans ban in a profanity laced Instagram post. She is the daughter of Ryan Zinke. Who is Trump's Interior Secretary
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(CBC)
 
 
 
City of Toronto tells kite flyer to go fly one
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
As a Republican lawmaker, did you really need to pose for a picture in front of the Confederate flag, post it on social media, and add the comment that you hope nobody is offended?
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Sat August 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dancing in the wreckage of a burglarized home and criticizing the victim's fashion choices is no to go through life, officers
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Fri August 25, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Probably just a fluke
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patriots, Seahawks, Chiefs, and Lions- oh my Get ready for some NFL preseason week three action as the starters kick things off at 7pm ET
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Four U.S. servicemen assigned to Vice President Pence's protection detail have been removed because they brought women back to their Panama hotel. Who do they think they are, the Secret Service?
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Thu August 24, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN mines Trump's 77-minute Phoenix rally speech looking for outrageous comments, hits mother lode
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
It's Left Coast time for SpaceX, as they launch a Taiwanese earth observation satellite with a drone ship landing. Launch at 2:50 EDT, 11:50 Pacific, with SpaceX commentary starting about 20 minutes before
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump aide sent an email about a meeting request with Putin
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Halsey slams fan who was outraged at her Playboy shoot. Uncle Albert unavailable for comment
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Wed August 23, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Trump supporters circulate photo of Phoenix rally crowds. Apparently forget that the internet exists, and is forever
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donnie Two Scoops says the media misquoted him, then he misquotes himself to prove the point
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Tue August 22, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Lord, former CNN commentator and Trump supporter who was fired for tweeting a Nazi salute, offered a position at the newly Steve Bannon-led Breitbart
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Trolling Across America
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Mon August 21, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can New York be real Giants and stomp all over the Browns or will Cleveland actually start playing on a NFL level and pull out a win? It's preseason MNF starting at 8pm EDT on ESPN
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The weekend closes with Everton traveling to the Etihad for a Monday meeting with Manchester City. Both sides hope to keep pace with the leaders Manchester United. Kickoff is at 3pm ET on NBCSN
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Sun August 20, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Star Wars, Full Metal Hope: Starring R. Lee Ermey as Darth Vader. (Not safe for work language--duh)
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Sat August 19, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump calls America to heel. Ubu unavailable for comment
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift is doing her best Radiohead impression by disappearing completely. On social media anyway
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Fri August 18, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
John Bennett (R)etarded, Oklahoma, proposes if you remove confederate statues, therefore you must remove all mosques, because 9/11. Residents of Qhahog nod accordingly
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
That the entire Republican Party has not risen up, en masse, to renounce Donald Trump's comments about Charlottesville is a disgrace
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Discussion boards have been filling up with anti-antidepressant comments
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One of America's favorite Nazis, Charles Manson, gets a sexy new mug shot. Trump will comment after he's spent a few days investigating whether Manson is a good Nazi or a bad Nazi
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Thu August 17, 2017
(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Trump Tuesday: "First it is Lee and Stonewall Jackson, what next, Washington and Jefferson?" Everyone Wednesday: "No, don't be stupid and compare confederates and founding fathers". CNN commentator Thursday: "Let's be stupid"
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Kirk Hammett says 'WorldWired' Tour Has Been 'In-F**king-Credible'. Also wears the UGLIEST SHIRT EVAR
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, has anyone asked Dr. Ben Carson what he thinks of Trump's comments? Well, they have. Get your shocked face ready
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Wed August 16, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Bruins GM Don Sweeney: "We're not trading Pastrnak" Rest of NHL GMs: "want this used puck bag?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's latest comments a new low in American discourse. Have you considered you're on a möbius strip
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Curmudgeon in Chief may have just asked for a 2-day butt kicking by taking on Amazon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Does Fark sell t-shirts with the Fark logo on them?? I farking want one
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Tue August 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Daily Stormer says they're headed to the Dark Web, which they think is a coffee bar run by an evil Spider-Man
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-08-06 to Sat 2017-08-12
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
2017 shaping up to be worst summer movie season in 25 years. Makers of 'Baywatch', 'Ghost in the Shell', 'The Smurfs', and 'CHiPS' unavailable for comment
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Four arrested in India for leaking "Game of Thrones" episode. No word on if they will be forced to Take the Black
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Crocs may finally go away for good
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Sun August 13, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by the sons of Chelsea. And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house buried and renewed as the EPL season returns. Liverpool, the Manchesters, Chelsea, Everton, Tottenham and Newcastle return
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is your favorite dip to eat?
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Fri August 11, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Giants break down the Steel Curtain? Will Patrick Mahomes make the 49ers defense kneel? Will the... ah, it's just preseason, but join Fark anyway as the games kick off at 7pm EDT
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Meh: Playground tagged overnight. Montana: with bear spray
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have a theme song for your pet, whether it is a real song or something you made up?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Twitter user likes a tweet. News: Donald Trump is the user, and has only liked 12 tweets total. Fark: Said tweet accuses Trump of going after North Korea to distract from allegations of illicit sexual misconduct at Trump Model Management
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Thu August 10, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
President Trump seeks to de-escalate the ongoing crisis with North Korea and walk back his "fire and fury" comments. Just kidding, he just doubled-down on them saying "maybe it wasn't tough enough"
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Wed August 09, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
FOIA: used by journalists to uncover shady government dealings. And also by someone trying to discover a secret fishing hole
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Normally staid MLB will let players wear jerseys with nicknames during "Players Weekend", Aug. 24-27. Examples: "Joey Bats", "Sir Didi", "Cutch". "UFIA" unavailable for comment
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly improvised "fire and fury" comments on North Korea, most likely after binge watching Game of Thrones all night
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Former Press Snekretary shows off his knowledge of the press by totally mistaking a Vice news story with a Vox article. Look, they both start with "V", easy mistake
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
One of the best, smartest online commenting communities decides to change formats. You'll get over it
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
It turns out there's a very good reason the White House has not commented on the Minnesota mosque bombing: the White House first wants to rule out the possibility it was a false flag attack
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How to "Slam Dunk" creationists who don't believe in evolution. With comments overflowing with unconvinced creationists
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was the maid of honor at my best friend's wedding. Her husband was outraged over a comment, they fought, she yelled, and I ruined the wedding. I had no idea that would happen. She forgave me, but I'm worried he never will. What do?"
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Trying to come up with Fantasy Football team names. Preferably GoT themed. Anyone have any good ones?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark gets a shout-out in a recent Dark Tower review - "As a commenter on Fark recently said, I would be perfectly fine watching two hours of Idris Elba reading Yelp reviews"
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Sun August 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Mexican president Vincente Fox wants to be the R.J. Reynolds of marijuana
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Would all Fox News hosts with fewer than three women accusing them of sexual harassment please step...oh where the fark do you think you're going Eric?
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Valley News Live)
 
 
 
Here's a shocker. Things are so bad in Brownbackistan that they can't even spell the words "state" or "university" correctly
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(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
Starbucks Korea slammed by netizens for "bias" after tweeting cold-brew coffee pic with parody lyrics of popular K-pop boy band, apparently because Starbucks Korea's social media manager snubbed 9,960 less popular K-pop boy bands
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Two Scoops fire his generals? Will Drunken Nazi Bannon be the next one Kelly fires? Will more subpoenas start flying? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm shoe drop)
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientist promotes homemade DIY prescription medication to cut costs:"This stuff should be no more difficult than Ikea furniture to put together." FDA, Walter White unavailable for comment
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Crematory had one job to do. Didn't
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Tue August 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sotheby's has reduced the value of Trump's Caribbean beachfront estate by $11 million, which would be hysterical if this was the start of a trend
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Woman swims the 28-mile length of the largest freshwater lake in the western U.S., decides it wasn't so tough, swims back
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Casey Affleck's wife files for divorce after realizing she no longer wants to be married to anyone related to Ben Affleck
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not News: 52% of people found the Mooch's comments inappropriate. FARK: 18% of people found the Mooch's words appropriate
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Guess who knew he was on the record when commenting about Bannon's love life?
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren: Obamacare is a disaster. Lucky for me, I don't have to deal with it because I'm 24 and still on my parents' insurance
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Everything you know is wrong" - a brief history of quantum alternatives. Charm tag unavailable for comment
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Mooch's dialogue replaced with the sound of a rooster, trading one cock for another
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Scott Walker to Foxconn critics: "suck lemons"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Necromancer Bannon: Rise, my Breitbart minions, and defile that arrogant jagoff Mooch
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The Mooch will dramatically pare back his interactions with journalists following his jaw-dropping comments to The New Yorker, feeling betrayed by a reporter who accurately reported on his meltdown
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you were to have your own Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, who would you bring back to the present day and why?
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Thu July 27, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Chrome cow on stilts terrorizes kids in a park. Yup, it got weird
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN brings Ric Romero out of retirement to finally tell us why no one will sign Colin Kaepernick
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lionel Richie asks American Idol producers, "Hello? Is it me you're looking for to judge?"
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
2 goals; 1 Cup
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The hits just keep coming, folks
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Congressman proposes ban on allowing any members of the government to use Trump-owned hotels
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: "They're fighting over who loves me more." Who is he talking about? A. His kids B. His wives C. The White House staff
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the Facebook page for Boy Scouts of America---OH GOOD LORD (check the comments for "BSA Perspective on Presidential Visits to the National Jamboree"). And yeah, we know, Facebook sucks
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
British police post photo of attractive young officer. Sexist comments have gotten so bad they've upgraded their official response from "Oh, I say" to "Wot's all this then?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker Diogenes picking up new kitteh tonight (quite unexpectedly). Pics in thread. Name suggestions for this future monster (look at those paws)?
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Fake street signs begin to appear in Minneapolis warning of 'easily startled' police
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, says President Donald Trump needs to "step back" and not comment on special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation. Angry tweet about her looks in 3...2...1
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Sat July 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump urges people to call their Senators about the Republican healthcare bill, apparently unaware that people have already done so and that is why the bill is failing
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
John Heard dead, people
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Fri July 21, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just a pro-Trump Fox News commentator who it turns out was on Trump's payroll throughout the campaign
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple claim they can orgasm for up to 18 hours just from hugging. Little man in the boat unavailable for comment
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
4500 photographs of the D-Day invasion of Normandy where America single-handedly saved the world are available on line
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
SNL writer replies to Trump tweets as if they're personal texts. You think that is stupid, but you are going to comment on the right
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Jersey Gov. Christie says he's going to sit on New York Gov. Cuomo and give him such a 'slap' over 'Summer of Hell' at Penn Station
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college." ― Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Well, then; this is your Fark Writers Thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has $20,000 for a car. Preference is for new or CPO. In that situation, what would you buy and why?
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(GQ)
 
 
 
During White House conference call on Iran, unknown participant randomly comments "My inflatable doll is a lesbian." Same guy may have called into Kansas Kia dealer's sales conference call in past
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Tue July 18, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Return of Megatron? The Detroit Lions extend an invitation for Calvin Johnson to come to camp
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran: For Twitter is dark, and full of terrors
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-07-09 to Sat 2017-07-15
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(Some Panama)
 
 
 
Apparently, Hell is set to freeze over in 2018 as Van Halen may be reuniting and touring with Michael Anthony. Gary Cherone too busy washing Eddie's car to comment
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Delta issues Ann Coulter a $30 refund for the inconvenience of having to sit beside one of Those People. That Person too busy setting social media to private to comment
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Fri July 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump and his lawyers think it would be a super good idea for the GOP to cover his legal fees
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Thu July 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Democratic NYC Councilman demonstrates that the GOP does not have the exclusive supply of smug, insensitive assholes,as he tells a crowd the rich have much harder lives than the poor and they are paid whatever they make because of their "capacity"
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Wed July 12, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
US: multiple Cabinet Secretaries who deny climate change. Canada: new Governor-General is a former astronaut and computer engineer that speaks six languages
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists create golden-orange-fleshed bananas rich in pro-vitamin A that could save the lives of hundreds of thousands of children who die from vitamin A deficiencies each year. Ray Comfort and Jesus unavailable for comment
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Tue July 11, 2017
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Des Moines Cockfighting Ring is the name of my Dead Kennedys tribute band
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Pretrial inmate being held on misdemeanor charges allowed to bleed to death on jail floor because taking a guy vomiting blood to the hospital costs money
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark Party: Usually not as dirty as that sounds
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
"Socialists oppose sexist comments hurled at Clinton, Sandberg, and other elite women. But the fact remains that their interests as capitalists and well-heeled politicians are fundamentally at odds with the interests of the vast majority of society"
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Thu July 06, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you are going to cheat your time card and claim hours and overtime you never worked, maybe you should pay cash at the tollbooths, instead of using an EZ-pass that leaves a log with a time stamp..especially if you WORK for the Transit Authority
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In what certainly will not start a huge flamewar in the comments section here at Fark, I present to you an op ed entitled "Back to the Center, Democrats"
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Bodies found at a cemetery, the perils of naming a street after a former President, and why you never take baby and Mommy to the same baseball game. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-06-18 to Sat 2017-06-24
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will there be a massive document dump? Will Trump's tax returns get released? Will the calls for 25th Amendment solutions grow louder as he loses his mind? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm shoe drop)
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Advice needed on security camera purchase and setup. Details in thread
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Top chef Alain Senderens, pioneer of nouvelle cuisine and legendary for rejecting Michelin stars in favor of making great food affordable, is dead at 77. Chairman Kaga, last seen weeping in quiet corner of Kitchen Stadium, is unavailable for comment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
EPA: So those methane emission rules? We're going to put a two-year delay on those because...industry didn't have a chance to comment on them..yeah, that's the ticket. Federal Judge: They totally did, you even mentioned their comments in the rule
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
Not many hockey games have a final score of 1725 to 1697, but not many hockey games raise $1.2 million to fight cancer
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
If New Jersey fails to pass a budget by Saturday, all casinos in Atlantic City will become Trump businesses
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Sun July 02, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's CNN tweet linked to Reddit user HanAssholeSolo
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cops put a beatdown on teacher pretending to be a perpetrator. It could have been worse; the cop said to her "I was two seconds from tasing you" (not safe for work images in sidebar)
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Because everyone is sick of Trump news, here's 19 times squirrels interrupted sporting events
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lincoln police are appealing to members of the public who may have seen this man around the time of the robb - hey! Stop laughing!
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Summer o' Soccer continues with the US Men's team last match before the Gold Cup, a friendly against Ghana. For those keeping score at home Ghana has won 2 of the last 3 against the US. It all kicks off at 5:00 PM EDT on ESPN
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Miguel Montero learns the hard way how baseball really feels about honesty. Pete Rose unavailable for comment
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
NewsFlash
 
WSJ: GOP operatives contacted Russian hackers, sought to obtain Clinton's hacked emails to funnel them to Mike Flynn
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this shocking bit of news, but Van Jones says that James O'Keefe took comments on Russian hacking he made completely out of context in his video attacking CNN
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Sun June 25, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
$100 bass guitar vs. $700 bass guitar vs. $10,000 bass guitar. Can you tell the difference?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ian Brown says the Stone Roses are officially done
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada: No one can make poutine any worse. Boston: Hold my beeah
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