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25 headlines found matching 'Coast Guard'
Wed December 06, 2017
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(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
A woman who thought she was terminally attempts suicide and fails. She finds out while recovering in the hospital that she wasn't terminally ill. Sometimes fate can be kind
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Mon November 27, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
The Fail Boat soon will be making another run. The Fail Boat promises failure for everyone. Set a course for a-drifting, your mind on a new damned boat
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump serves up healthy helping of word salad to Coast Guard personnel during Thanksgiving meeting, says Air Force staff have confirmed we now have "invisible jets," but you can't trust allies, because "an ally can turn; you're going to find that out"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Boatload of North Korean sailors washes up in Japan. You saw a tentacle porn that started like this
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Thu November 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's Thanksgiving address to troops: "Me me me." That's pretty much it
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Veteran Tales
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Sat November 11, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Good: Man wants to avoid his wife getting a DUI. Gallant: So he agrees to pick her up from party. Fark: Man is killed in a DUI accident on the way to pick up his wife from party
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Thu November 09, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What's the longest running lie you had to keep up?
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Some vehicles aren't designed for quick U-turns. This ship captain found a way. With video
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
About those two sailors rescued by the Navy after being adrift for months? It's beginning to look more and more like Münchhausen Syndrome. No proxy needed
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Tue October 31, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Remember the massive Force 11 storm that left 2 women and their dogs stranded at sea for 5 months? Neither does the National Weather Service
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Dehydrated goat hunters rescued from mountain. Subby usually hunts for dehydrated goat in the jerky aisle
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Thu October 05, 2017
(White House)
 
 
 
DOOFUS: "... people got to see the real Coast Guard during this incredible trouble... Would you like to say something on behalf of your men and women?" Air Force Rep: "Sir, I'm representing the Air Force." DOOFUS: "No I know that"
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Another corny tribute to the military
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Carolina Coast Online)
 
 
 
Coast Guard rescues three near Sea Level, which is where pretty much all their rescues happen
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Continuing their quest to become James Bond villains, Russia may be behind a string of oil tanker disappearances. *poof*
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Fri September 22, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Ghost ship" beached in Florida, may take months to move it. No word on if any pirate ghosts are on it
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Coast Guard seizes $50 million worth of cocaine from suspicious boat
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Mon September 11, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Irma's still blowin' stuff down, Trump tweeted a 9/11 tribute entirely about himself, and Mueller's still digging. Here's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread. show starts at 8pm EDT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says the recent hurricanes have been good for the U.S. Coast Guard, because, "if you talk about branding no brand has improved more than The United States Coast Guard"
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Tue September 05, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
When you're arrested by a foreign military in a banana republic, your boat is confiscated and you're sent to a detention camp facing an uncertain future, you puff your chest out and demand a beer. That's the American Way
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
As local officials call for more help, Trump Defense Department sent nearly 5,000 fewer troops for Harvey recovery than claimed
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Wed August 30, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sec. Mattis freezes Dr Evil's--er, Trump's--military transgender ban
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Thu August 24, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Jersey state senator demands the Coast Guard ban jackass billionaires from parking their luxury yachts in front of the Statue of Liberty
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