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500 headlines found matching 'City'
Mon December 18, 2017
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember, the Chicago Bear are 14-0 in wins this year. The media refuses to mention this. I said The Bears would lose (for very different reasons), and they did. I also predicted they would win. The Bears will do well in 2018, very well
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Anyone wanna buy a football team?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Silver alert issued in Maryland. Man last seen digging in a Salvation Army dumpster, mumbling something about emails, birth certificate, fake news
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Sun December 17, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz picks a fight with Mark Hamill on Twitter over Net Neutrality, insinuating that a Hollywood actor is too stupid to understand the concept. Trouble is Hamill won't see the tweet because Cruz tagged the wrong person
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, the reason Mueller has the GSA emails in the first place? Because Trump's hand-picked lackey forgot to lock them down before he died. Bonus: he was a Giuliani business associate
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hoboken Police Chief live tweets SantaCon arrests
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Sat December 16, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Last Jedi becomes the first bust as its Friday box office comes in nearly $15 million less than The Force Awakens
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Lions beat the Bears, oh my? Or will the Bears keep the Lions out of the playoff hunt? Will the Chargers bolt out of Kansas City with a win? Or will the Chiefs ground them? It is your Saturday NFL thread, the fun starts at 4:30 PM ET on NFLN
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(CBS Atlanta)
 
 
 
Sorry, mayor. Can't give you the keys to the mayor's office. Maybe you should have thought about that before being black
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The Salvation Army has received far less donations than they normally do. Guess people aren't living in Generous City anymore
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
City transit systems channel Douglas Adams, say they love the sound of missed safety deadlines as they go whooshing by
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It...begins
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fark the deficit, full speed ahead -Bob Corker
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
OCP breaks ground on Delta City
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will a cold wind be blowing across the "frozen tundra"? Will an in-law become an outlaw? Will some feathers come home to roost? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news drop)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh, the huge irony
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(LA Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Strong quake hits Java - deaths, collapsed buildings, tsunami warning
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today's "Deep Thoughts with Jim Comey" comes after he President threatened to gut the FBI
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Donnie Two Scoops: "It's a shame what's happened with the FBI. We're gonna rebuild the FBI. It'll be bigger and better than ever." Oh, and I'm prolly gonna pardon Flynn. Kthxbye
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller now has all that sweet sweet campaign data from Cambridge Analytica. Sleep tight, Jared BAH HAHAHAHAHA
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump literally cuts the red tape in front of two piles of blank printer paper
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Human landfill Mike Cernovich launches twitter poll asking if you believe him
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is why you shouldn't put Christmas lights on palm trees
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Artificial electric eel organs may soon be surgically implanted in humans to provide steady reliable power for pacemakers, insulin pumps and villains who shoot electricity from their hands
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Teach Me How to Dougie" brought to you by C-SPAN 2
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And now for your regularly scheduled Comey subtweet
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma City zoo got a hippopotamus for Christmas. Gayla Peevey was there and approves
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's passive-aggressive Twitter response to the Doug Jones win is surprisingly restrained for a serial sore loser
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Tue December 12, 2017
(The Irish News)
 
 
 
"And if you come this way, you can see some famous artifacts from early human history and over here some famous paintings from the renaissance era...and now here is a 130 ton fatberg that was found in the sewers"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Isnt rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When robots write Harry Potter fanfic: "The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
William Shatner uses wrong Twitter handle, comments on Scottish soccer player's fundraising page by mistake. Inevitable: they get into an argument over who has the bigger balls
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Let it be known, at this time and this place, that "slut-shame" is now part of the Senate vernacular. Bravo everyone. Good work
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And Wild Card keeps up their unbroken 3 year+ streak of never hitting a deadline
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tiny handed Trump takes shot at NY's junior Senator, claiming she was begging for it, and would do anything for a buck
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(Time)
 
 
 
The ten best places in America to raise a family
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump wakes up, cracks open a Diet Coke, sees nothing on Fake News, so he Tweets that Democrats can find no evidence of collusion so they're getting women to make up fake stories about sexual harassment against him
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco mayor Ed Lee heads off to the great sanctuary city in the sky
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Lawyer: We want to force Alabama polling places to not destroy votes after they are cast for recount purposes and to defend against shenanigans. Court: seems reasonable. Alabama Supreme Court: Fark that noise
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's wife Kayla: "Fake news will tell you that we don't care for Jews. One of our attorneys is a Jew"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Do it...for the lulz
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
'Cocoa turns electrical boxes into art.' That's nothing, you should see what it can do to milk
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Manafort back in court saying he is being treated unfairly. Judge: Awww, poor baby. Here, let me play you the song of Mueller's people on this nano-violin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
California wildfires are now larger than Boston and New York City, but how many Rhode Islands is that?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham: INVESTIGATE ALL THE THINGS!
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When you threaten someone's life on Twitter, try not to show your license plate
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Famous shirtless protester from Charlotte is now a City Councillor who oversees the police
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Sun December 10, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Yuba City swears in America's first Sikh mayor in history, who also happens to be female
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump claims he's stimulating the economy with his insane decisions and threatens there is "more to come" in a morning Twitter rant
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
City butts head with couple who say they must be allowed to have their emotional support goats
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lucasfilm is so confident in "The Last Jedi" that they have already started an Oscar campaign for the film for every category including Mark Hamill for Best Actor and Daisy Ridley for Best Actress
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Looks like UAE hired BÖC to build new housing
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
After press publicity, small town speed trap put out of business
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego to pay $85,000 to ex-Mayor's wife for sidewalk fall that ruptured her breast implant. Money to come from city's community chest
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Manafort's Ukrainian connection: Comrade Paul had nothing to do with that op-ed piece. Mueller: That's funny; we have his version with changes tracked. Manafort's Ukrainian connection: SMOKEBOMBSKI
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's a snowy day in Hell today. Well, not exactly in Hell, but in Hell's suburbs anyway
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
彼はディズニーランドに行く
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just Steve King (R-eally f*cking racist) doing Steve King things
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
From behind her bulletproof podium, Baltimore mayor says the city's crime problem is improving and before long you'll only be shot at twice when crossing the street
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Gotham, Carmine returns to stabilize the underworld and Grundy completes a sentence. (FOX 8ET) Later, on Arrow, Ollie and Felicity get married... again but when Quentin is kidnapped it's up to Ollie's flashback wig to save him. (CW 9ET)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Umm. Guys
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
U.S. winter Olympians might have to wait until 4 years after Trump's presidency ends for next Olympic opportunity
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently a lot of people were, in fact, being farked by their Congressman
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
SiriusXM: Let's give Steve Bannon a radio show. Subscribers will love it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump can't even get Pearl Harbor right
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Wed December 06, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Los Angeles to become largest city with legal recreational marijuana. That is if any pot businesses can navigate the LA city bureacracy in the next 25 days
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
John McCain now writing Fark headlines
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sen. Al Franken: "Doggone it, I'm not resigning yet"
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(NH1)
 
 
 
What happened? Ponies? In my politics tab It's more likely than you think
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Our Committee has credible allegations that Trump's NSA sought to manipulate the course of international nuclear policy for the financial gain of his former business partners"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump starts slurring words during statement, rushes away from podium. Mini-stroke or holding in a shart? (with video)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Three more indictments are gearing up for droppage, if I understand what "feathers" is code for
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It is Match Day 6. ManU, Spurs, PSG, Munich, Chelsea, Barça, City, Besiktas, & RM have advanced. Who will be joining them in the round of 16? Kickoff is at 2:45 p.m. EST Tuesday & Wednesday. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion Thread
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stolen baby returned. After 40 years. Which would technically make her a stolen middle aged woman
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon: How can I be supporting a child molester if I never asked him if he was a child molester? Roy is gonna Roy. Checkmate liver
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Roy Moore is technically correct
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pope Francis 'profoundly concerned' at President Trump's decision to recognise Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. Shows he has no idea who Trump is by asking for 'wisdom and prudence' to prevail
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ben Sasse (R) questions the integrity of his own party
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Great news, Farkers: The court says the police can't force you to masturbate for them, even with a warrant. Even if you're a minor
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Up 7-0 after the first period, 9-year-old goalie taunts the opposing goalie over his first try between the pipes. Just kidding, he gives him pointers between periods
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
RNC gives Roy Moore $170k from their "Shush Fund"
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(NY1)
 
 
 
NYC's first green public school is generating four times as much garbage as it should
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Hamas declares "Day of Rage" on Friday to protest Trump, the Machine
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
John Conyers will retire today. Roy Moore will not
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump walks out of BBC interview when questioned about ties with Russian mob. Later says he doesn't remember walking out of interview. The internet remembers
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out there is a massive, dark, wet, unexplored tunnel system hidden deep within Montreal, your mom
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Rochester Post Bulletin)
 
Boobies
 
In the 1980s, breast cancer killed white and black women at the same rate. When detection technology got better, only the rate for white women improved. Here's how the ta-tas got even
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Steelers sting the Bengals with the Killer B's? Or will the Red Rocket air it out and be king of the Queen City for a night? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, it's Reigning all over National City as a mysterious symbol keeps popping up. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Reed lets his kids know that they are stronger together as the underground launches a half baked rescue (FOX 9ET)
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Massachusetts full of coyotes. And 40's single women
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
SCOTUS supports POTUS on U.S. ban list
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
McCain asks for 74 more Twitter followers to hit 3 million mark, gets excoriated for his "Yes" Tax Reform vote, promptly sheds 10,000+ followers in a little over three hours
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A stipulation of Flynn's plea: "[participate] in covert law enforcement activities." Kinda hard to participate in "covert" law enforcement activities when the plea is publi...... Oh boy
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump in Salt Lake City to address a bunch of Mormons, ask them why they can't send flowers. (2:30 PM EST on C-SPAN)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
DANGER. You're coming in too hot. Weee-wooo, wee-woo
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(NY1)
 
 
 
New York City is on pace to have less than 300 murders in 2017 for the first time since the 1950s
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Raiders HC Jack Del Rio thanks Giants management for being complete morans
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ben McAdoo no longer has a working keycard
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hannity says Mueller nails another one tomorrow
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mike Farb of "Unhack the Vote" has spent the last year investigating how Trump won the presidency with 3M fewer votes. The investigation has yielded some interesting results and some serious questions we should demand answers to
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(THV 11)
 
 
 
Jacksonville residents concerned over lack of streetlights, possible UFOs
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(Some Angry Guy)
 
 
 
A stage four cancer victim was kicked out of Senator Dean Heller's town hall after she asked a question about health care
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Unlike the Lions, Pontiac Silverdome fails to implode
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter meltdown time
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time Reince Priebus (Trump's first Chief of Staff and former head of the Republican National Committee), denied TWICE that Mike Flynn talked to Kislyak? Pepperidge Farm (and Mueller) remembers
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stage 3: Bargaining
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Pizza delivery driver delivers hot lead to robber during shoot-out in 10 minutes or less
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yes, there's a deep hypocrisy, nevertheless, applaud this instance of getting it right. And hopefully the deeply racist bastards will revolt and end their support of him due to this tweet
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fed-up commuter decides he doesn't want to be stuck in traffic anymore, thinks up genius idea to paint his own road signs ...except he didn't think his cunning plan all the way through
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New York City Council orders halt to construction of the Ed Jones Tower
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"But justice roll down like waters and righteousness like an ever-flowing stream" Amos 5:24
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The 2018 World Cup draw is set. The U.S. is in Group I with Holland, Italy and Chile
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We should rename the block in front of the Russian embassy. How about Complicity Corner? Collusion Lane? We've gotta have some decent names, people
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guess who's on Twitter blaming Obama and calling for a border wall in the wake of the acquittal of the man charged with killing Kate Steinle
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Indonesian city to citizens: stop using free WiFi for drugs and hookers. In an unrelated story, owner/curmudgeon Drew Curtis announces Fark website "in talks" to relocate to unnamed SE Asia community
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Just what you need when your living on the street in Philadelphia during the holidays. People to send you 'thoughts and prayers' - reminding you that you are living on the street in Philadelphia. - we love you Here's your card
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Londoners before : "We can not let Terrorism change how we do things." Londoners now: "IT'S SNOWING IN LONDON. STOCKPILE TEA CITY IS HYSTERIC PANIC PANIC BUY HUSKIES PANIC BUY SLEDS NUCLEAR WINTER ITS ALL DOOMED DOOMED" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
WH: We never got any message from the State Dept. that Trump's anti-Muslim tweets would be harmful. State Dept: WE LITERALLY F*CKING TOLD YOU SHIATGIBBONS
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Garsh, Jim Nabors has died
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pipe organ for idiocy calls New York Times pipe organ for the Democratic party
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: "Big stuff. Deep State." Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sam Brownback is here in the Senate (outside GOP lunch) saying the Kansas tax plan worked, created jobs. "What we did actually worked"
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
This Sunday, the Pontiac Silverdome will get blowed up real good
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When you're James O'Keefe, a reporter talking about how journalism works sounds like the scandal of the century
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
President calls for investigation and prosecution into individual journalists by name. This is not normal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump handles North Korea by criticizing Democrats
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Palace get out of the drop zone? Will Lamela see any play returning to Spurs? Can United close the gap on City? Does Everton have a chance against West Ham? This is your EPL Mid-week Discussion Thread. Coverage starts at 2pm EST on NBCSN
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Tue November 28, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
LA city attorneys think it would be super to make the slumlord a tenant in his own hellhole. Amusing tag subbing for poetic justice
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle is unsuitable as Prince Harry's wife due to being divorced. If only there were a church the crown could go to to accommodate divorce
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A concise history of all the times James O'Keefe stepped on his own dick
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
In 1939 St. Louis was as polluted as Delhi or Beijing is today. Then the city cracked down on back alley coal peddlers
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
City opens first free homeless vending machine. Limit three homeless per customer
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Indonesia about to blow its top as authorities evacuate 10 km around volcano. Pray to Krakatoa
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You know your country's bicycle sharing programs aren't going well when the discarded bikes cover an area the size of a football field and you need cranes to get the new ones to the top (with pic of mountain of bikes)
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Eater)
 
 
 
In time for an upcomin Fark Party in LA, here's the 23 best dive bars in the City of Angels. No. 24 is passed out in an Uber stuck on the 405 and No. 25 is stark naked partying solo thinking this is his house in Malibu
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How does the President reply to a charge that he's racist? MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ah, Paris. City of light. Wonderful museums, impressive monuments, roaming apex predators, elegant cuisine... hold, on
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
See it *is* possible to create something out of nothing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"This was an atrocity of football-a game that fulfilled every dire prediction about the NFL transforming from elemental Americana into lurching relic. To call it a turkey of a game would be disrespectful to turkeys on their toughest day of the year"
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker and Photoshopper grampy has shuffled off this mortal coil after a long battle with cancer. In his honor, a Photoshop contest dedicated to cliches (link goes to Grampy's Cliche City). Also, fark cancer
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, when the Piano Man threatens Star City only the Green Arrow can stop his dastardly plan. (CW, 9pm ET)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Taxing the rich. New Hotness: Taxing the rich is illegal
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Baltimore cop murdered 1 day before he was to testify against other officers in federal case
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
WeRateDogs is 14/10 for tolerating the family this holiday
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Link to White House visitor logs now available online as a free searchable database thanks to Freedom of Information lawsuit. Come for the thousands of reductions, stay for finding your long lost Russian cousin
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the Flash, Biv and Bel terrorize Central City as Iris puts the finishing touches on her upcoming nuptials. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Ray and Rory get lost on the way to Hanoi while Grodd plots their downfall. (CW 9ET)
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Sometimes legends are true
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Bikini baristas fight back against crack down. Isn't that what the bikini is for?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News, the channel currently clucking about Al Franken possibly touching a woman's bottom, has come to a $90 million settlement with shareholders regarding its own sexual harassment claims
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
City bus photobombs Georgia Dome implosion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"The Great One" getting weekly show on Fox News undoubtedly to add additional balance
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How to lure Amazon to your city
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick is not a fan of playing in Mexico City
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Weird Al®
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mike McCoy sent to the glue factory
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lordy, he's tweeting in the third-person now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here we go again
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Sun November 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
This rotating restaurant atop an Atlanta skyscraper has views to die for... and the lawsuit to prove it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fresh off the International break, It's the North London Derby from the Emirates at 7:30 am EST. The main batch of games features Leicester vs Man City at 10 am, followed by Newcastle at Man Utd at 12:30. It's your EPL Weekend Discussion Thread
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Sat November 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York City teacher claims that years of drinking at school made her sick
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Teaser Trailer. The Incredibles 2. 'Nuff said
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(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
So, you let your lawn get messy? That'll be a $50 fine, plus $33,000 in court costs, your home shall be seized, and you shall be hanged by the neck until you are dead, with your remains fed to feral hogs
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Axe throwing club comes to Kansas City's West Bottoms, thankfully not a euphemism
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Not news: City uses bucket truck to hang Christmas decorations. News: City's bucket truck gets stolen. Fark: The guy hanging the decorations was still in the bucket
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Mueller give us a reason to be thankful? Will Flippapotamus spill more beans? Will pressure mount for a Pence resignation? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm EST news dump)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Alabama Governor Kay Ivey: I'm with the pedophile
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wolverine gets recognized in Ethiopia by excited kids. Discussion: Lets talk about super hero movies, can you imagine telling your teenage self that one day Wolverine and Ironman would be world-recognized icons?
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Valpo law school will need a last-second Bryce Drew 3 to keep its doors open
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Utah Lt Governor (R-eally funny) goes to Puerto Rico to deliver supplies, throw serious Trump shade
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(Time)
 
 
 
Judge vacates convictions for 15 black men who were imprisoned for up to 10 years after Chicago cop planted evidence. Cop was sentenced to 22 months, so it all works out fairly in the end
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turns out Roger Stone predicted the Franken brouhaha yesterday. Makes questionable allegation even more questionable
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Pizza with soy sauce is life," says person on Twitter, Subby would scoff, but he has more than once poured cocktail sauce to eat pizza with. What kind of atrocity do you commit onto your pizza?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Citing a movie about teenage cheerleaders, Moore tells McConnell he's ready to fight
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Emergency services at VP Mike Pence's house, roads closed and no further information. UPDATE: Bomb threat/Nothing found
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Chainsaw-wielding hitchhiker more popular than Trump in Puerto Rico
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Bill Gates' "smart city" in Arizona is not smart, not a city, and has little to with Bill Gates. At this point, I'm not even sure that Arizona exists
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ok, so this might be small potatoes in the grand scheme of things, possibly verging on arugula territory, but can we talk about why our President needs both hands to drink a bottle of water?
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(Reason Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
Women's boobs are not free speech, says federal court
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Way to stay American, Russian talk radio
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists attempting to permanently alter a person's DNA. Results will be A) cure disease, B) cancer, C) superpowers, D) rampaging mutant monster destroying the city
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Today's "What the what?" headline: Denver not a top-five choice for Amazon HQ2, despite breweries, Wall Street Journal says
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Was this the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT Trump promised after getting home from Asia? Because if so, it's just him shiatting on CNN again and lavishly suckling Fox & Friends's teat
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For 30 years a family has entertained their neighborhood with an extravagant, over-the-top, elaborate Christmas light display. But all it takes is one a-hole moving in down the block to pull the plug on that tradition
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Tue November 14, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania town embarrassed to be in Pennsylvania, may seek to move to New Jersey
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump calls the polling showing his rating in the low 30s "fake news", says it should be more like "in the 50's" then posts an image showing Rasmussen polling him at 46%. Aristocrats
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Place your bets: 1) He's resigning. 2) Mueller is getting fired. 3) War. 4) He's releasing the pee tape
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Neverlearn McNeverlearn Face
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Zero
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle: "I'm sovereign citizen, you have no jurisdiction over me, release me." Judge: "lol no"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What are we to do with the swelling flood of geriatrics who need care? Maybe build a city just for them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Daughter of a Hong Kong Hotel developer is planning to build an "Anti-Trump" hotel in DC blocks from the Trump property in the city. Amenities to include "progressive lectures and fireside chats and a residency program for investigative reporters"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Naked man stabbed to death in Oklahoma City probably didn't plan on being in this headline
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Young people are fleeing rural areas because the broadband connections are so terrible
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Russia has an agent in the White House. His name is Donald Trump. This is the United States of America and those in a position to utilize safeguards in place such as the 25th or Impeachment are not defending the constitution and it's disgusting"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian couple builds 10,000 sq ft nuclear fallout shelter made from 42 school buses buried under soil and concrete. Capacity of 300 very close friends
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Codger slaps dodger
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, this is an unfortunate typo
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here. Literally, nothing to see here as White House bans U.S. photographers at APEC Summit
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego restaurant to customers: Due to federally mandated increases in the minimum wage we must now charge you a "minimum wage surcharge." San Diego city attorney to restaurant: No you don't
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sony approves Settlers of Catan movie budget of 8,000 wood, 9,000 sheep, 4,000 ore, 5,000 wheat, and 9,000 brick
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Packers: You're not good enough to be on this team. Patriots: Haha, thank you morans
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Inhumans, the city's destroyed and the power plant is in full meltdown, as Black Bolt and Maximus face off with the Moon at stake in the series finale. Hopefully Lockjaw can be a good boy on another series (9pm EST, ABC)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
HANNITY: Do you remember dating girls that young? MOORE: "Not generally, no"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you worry about spending too much money on your two pack a day smoking habit you can always move to New Delhi and just breathe normally
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Kyoto invents the Japanese coffee. "The Sake Caffé Latte has an alcohol kick that belies its unassuming appearance, and the use of local Kyoto-made sake lends a deliciously refined atmosphere to the experience"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Veep actors show their support for Julia Louis-Dreyfus by looking up inspirational quotes and it goes about as well as you'd expect
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"TweakerCam" creator gets ten percent of vote in write-in campaign, plans to start a political action committee. See how bad drugs are? Just putting them on camera turned him into a political junkie
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker again reminds us that god will judge us if we keep criticizing Trump. BRING IT, INVISIBLE SKY WIZARD
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Thu November 09, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Entire Palm Springs, California City Council now very colorful
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Gotham, It's fight club in the Narrows and Gordon is up for a promotion. (FOX 8pm EST) Later, on Arrow, Slade Wilson's son has been kidnapped and he needs the keys to the zipline network. Meanwhile, Vigilante returns to Star City (CW 9pm EST)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Luxury jeweler Tiffany's to open Blue Box Café, at flagship Fifth Avenue store in New York City. Yes you can get breakfast there
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Trump meet with Putin? Will we start bombing NK shortly thereafter? Will Mueller get Manafort to flip? THIS is your holiday break Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm EST news dump)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Alabama State Auditor Jim Ziegler, on allegations against Roy Moore: "Even if you accept the Washington Post's report as being completely true, it's much ado about very little [girls]"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now it's Lindsey Graham's turn to say the quiet part loud: "The financial contributions will stop" if tax reform fails
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Robot shuttle in Vegas goes on a (fender) bender. Promptly blames hookers and blackjack
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Wed November 08, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit city clerk narrowly wins re-election after absentee ballots give her the needed edge. Absentee ballots that are regulated by the clerk. Hmmmmmmm
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(InToday)
 
 
 
Healthiest air on the planet causes 18 car pileup
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Thanks, white supremacists
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Because you've always wanted to know - where does all that New York City Marathon poop go?
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Tue November 07, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Delhi experiences what Trump's EPA has called some of the healthiest air on the planet. Breathe deeply, kids, it's good for you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Whether it's picking a new governor in Virginia or New Jersey, or voting against new city ordinances banning Fark parties, you should do your civic duty and get out and VOTE. THIS is your state and local election thread. (polls close at 7pm in most places)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Roy Halladay traded to the Angels
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago is just seven kills away from leveling up
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rep. Chris Collins (R-NY) says the quiet part out loud: "My donors are basically saying, 'Get it done or don't ever call me again.'"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Shalene Flanagan become first American woman to win New York City marathon in 40 years. She needs to stay away from me and let me be
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight on Supergirl, in retrospect, it's obvious that using a lead bomb to defeat the Daxamites would have complications as the FDA shutters the National City dairy. (CW 8pm ET) Later on The Gifted, Blink ponders her future... past (FOX 9pm ET)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Behold, beta cucks. Look upon your Master Race and despair
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Best Korea offers extracurricular challenge to Trump during his state visit to Korean peninsula
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Saudi prince killed in helicopter crash near kingdom's war-torn Yemen border. No reports of missiles flying everywhere yet
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Code enforcement is out of hand when they can take your dog
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Hey, I want to buy some kiwis." "Are you under 25? I'm going to need to see some ID" "Oh, shiat" *runs*
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Terrorists don't scare us. New York City drivers scare us"
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
It's a crime to be poor in the State of Oklahoma, and two law firms have filed a class action suit to end this practice
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New legislation passed that would jail offenders up to three years for "disrespecting" the national anthem
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Venezuela's president, already mocked for gaining weight amid a hunger crisis, pulls out an empanada from his desk during a live TV address
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Everything Trump touches, dies
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Inhumans, the raging inferno has now consumed the city and threatens the powerplant, as the Royal Family returns from exile to confront our hero Maximus. (ABC 9ET)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Officer who uncovered Manos' thefts refused promotion over his pink shoes, possibly on the advice of Torgo
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
DONE: Let you down: ✓ Run around: ✓ Make you cry: ✓ Tell a lie: ✓ Hurt you: ✓ TO DO: Give up, Say goodbye and desert you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Takes one to know one
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that Speaker Ryan used emails illegally obtained by the Russian hackers in TV ads during 2016. *After* he was briefed about the Russians trying to influence the election
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Sessions resign? Will the Flynn indictment get unsealed? Will Kushner get arrested in a pre-dawn raid? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Either a dead Powhatan Native American has returned 400 years later, or our president is a bit racist
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Brent Musburger does not trust the source of the $14 million bettor story
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Josh Gordon's agent: Josh is in such good shape, he could pound a case of the beast and still drive home
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
To complement the new historic-place marker at Manafort's Brooklyn residence, some hero left him a pumpkin with Robert Mueller's face carved in it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
California family found safe in the jungle after being kidnapped by Brazilian pirates. Global temperatures seen plummeting
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If being heir to a fortune in New York City, attending an Ivy League university, marrying a series of models, getting paid millions of dollars to host a reality-TV show and getting elected president makes you a victim then sign me up
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fine, big banks, you can merge. Telecom companies? You too. But the biggest donut shops? THIS ATROCITY WILL NOT STAND
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(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
New slogan for the city of Columbus, Georgia: "We do amazing." Apparently they don't grammar
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Our city has become a giant attraction park" due to terrible phenomenon of beer bikes
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The best thing about this article on the 25 average longest commute times in the U.S. may be the picture selected to represent St. Louis
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Arsenal to increase capacity of the Emirates Stadium at the end of the season by adding 780 additional seats. At the club level, of course
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Germany forced to pay consumers to use more electricity due to excess wind generation after a stormy weekend
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just PM Trudeau & family looking adorkable for Halloween
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Half-Scoop using his kid to score cheap political points
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NPR nails it
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
"Could it be... a Satan Fish?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
McConnell won't let bills protecting Mueller on the floor of the Senate. Go f*ck yourself, Mitch. Signed, "Americans who are not traitorous pieces of shiat"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
More than 250 Trump Organization domains and subdomains are in direct communication with computers in Russia
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Beer festival in China has German roots, but no lederhosen. Lots of awesome pictures
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In what will come as a complete surprise to no one, the president ignores the advice of Fox News and gives his opinion on "George"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The latest political ad for the Gov of Va. race has the right-wingers up in arms. And this time it's not from NRAtv
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Power knocked out to about half of Saskatchewan after beaver chews down power pole. This is the most Canadian thing you will read today
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Puppy left to die in a dumpster looks like Dobby the House Elf
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Broncos pony up and get a win? Will the Chiefs tomahawk chop their way through their rival? Are YOU ready for some football? LIVE from Kansas City, THIS is your Monday Night Football: Broncos vs Chiefs thread (Kickoff @ 8:30pm ET on ESPN)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In what is just turning out to be a banner day for the Trump White House, a U.S. court has barred President Trump from changing the policy allowing service of transgender persons
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
30 years ago Mattel released the Power Glove for the NES. It's so bad
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What does it all mean? This thread analyzes legal and political aspects of their indictment and surrender
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
One... two... three. Three former Trump officials arrested in the Mueller probe. Ah-ah-ah (Arrest Day discussion thread 2)
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Happy 78th birthday to one of music's great architects, Grace Slick, whose storied career saw her through the musical evolution of Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, and Starship. Here is her biggest contribution to music itself
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey comes out and apologizes for being a possible pedophile
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Let's see which politicians' attempts to bribe Amazon have been most pathetic...and here's Chris Christie with $7 billion in corporate welfare and a picked-over tray of cannoli
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Sun October 29, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Your kid is better off with the razor blade in their Halloween candy this year. Holy crap
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you can't hold a Dia de los Muertos party in a cemetery, where can you hold it?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: Michael Moore's Broadway show was a flop. Sad! Michael Moore: yeah, about that
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Protein can be switched on to conduct electricity like a metal. Looks like porn just found a new outlet
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Zillow pledges $5M to combat housing insecurity. Unfortunately, that's actually Zestimate dollars and works out to about $1.49
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Fri October 27, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
New memorial to crackheads everywhere to be unveiled
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shipping delays for iPhone X hitting IV-VI weeks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The President of the United States begins driving right wing media over the conspiracy theory cliff. THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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Hahahahahahahahaha. Trump promises great transparency. Hahahahahahah
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What's better than winning a sweetheart contract from your Sec. of Interior buddy? Getting that contract to state that the government cannot audit or review your costs or profits
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Thu October 26, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Dolphins pound it out with Jay Ayaji? Will the Ravens air it out with Joe Flacco? Don't miss this one in the Charm City, as Thursday Night Football kicks off at 8:25 PM ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, John McCain's plane was shot down in Vietnam
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Let's say you get the power to alter reality by having a very unlikely team win the championship (e.g. Leicester City winning the Premier League). You can't have your own favorite win. Which set of bums would you promote to greatness, and why?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tampa mayor to city's police force: "Give me head"... waitasec...Well it was something like that
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
North Carolina town has an ordinance banning anyone over the age of twelve from Trick or Treating and says Halloween is over at 9PM. Why isn't this a Federal law?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Nose-picking masturbator terrorizes NYC subway riders
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
With algorithms subtle and discrete / I seek iambic writings to retweet
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We are weeks away from "and for a $200 donation, we will send you this photo of Trump you can hang as a center piece of your living room"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia plans to build a $500 billion mega-city. Costs will break down to $1 billion for the buildings and $499 billion for the air conditioning
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
The best doggie Halloween costumes on parade. It's Woofday Wednesday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don't you think he looks tired? Low energy. Sad
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The first Newfie says "Hey look, UFO" and the second Newfie says "No, YOU F-O"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
And here's Sebastian Gorka stating "black Africans are killing one another by the bushel in Chicago"
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Tue October 24, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Flavor Flav was right
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
City council candidate tells incumbent to stop harassing her via text messages, posts them for the world to see
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
New simulations show how a 9.0 magnitude earthquake could affect Seattle. No word if said simulations just involved taking a dozen eggs and throwing them at the floor
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the President of the United States of America. Take him, please
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Mon October 23, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
This just in from the Ric Romero Institute: How well you recover from Hurricane Harvey may depend on how much money you have
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington DC learning what New York, Atlantic City, and Toronto all learned the hard way
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Governor Rick Scott to make environmental statement. Vegas odds are 3 in 4 on 'the Environment is evil and must be destroyed'
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The craziest proposals to woo Amazon include renaming entire cites, building Hyper Loops and the most bat-shiat of all, going to Newark
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(Some Flat Hat)
 
 
 
The police chief at the College of William & Mary is named Deb Cheesebro. Also, some jackass detonated an IED near the campus there Thursday night in an act of domestic terrorism
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Here's how autonomous vehicles will destroy your city and force everyone you love to serve as slaves in the new robot revolution. Or live in utopia. Could go either way
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump calls Bartiromo and brags about how the tax cuts are for rich people only, because he's a rich guy and then babbles about a Super Bowl ring, and compliments Putin for stealing one from Robert Kraft
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And now the Nationals' failure is complete
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
"Hudson Henge" mystifies, excites the masses in New York City
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will war break out? Will Putin force Trump to "take a knee"? Who will be this Friday's resignation/firing? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm ETshoe drop)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
At the first indictment, we'll impeach
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
All those hipsters with their city chickens in their backyards are learning new lessons on disease vectors
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A look at how Amazon stole Seattle's very soul, which was covered in flannel and Starbucks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Add the United Kingdom to Trump's next travel ban
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Anatoly returns to Star City to rebuild the zip line network. Meanwhile Ollie tries to balance vigilantism and parenthood. (CW 9pm ET)
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Completely legitimate ghost activity caught on several security cameras of city, right in the middle of shot, which perfectly ties in with anecdotal testimonies from staff and regulars. No fishing wire or desperate attempts at free publicity here
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Police department defends Officer who lied about warning suspect before shooting him. Apparently, thinking something is the same as doing something if you have a badge
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Shhhh They think they're owning the libs
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania cities trying to bribe Amazon to come to them using food, bicycles. Hey, they aren't poor. Maybe offer them tax incentives, like a prosperous city would
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Landing Amazon's HQ2 could lead to first world problems
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How does the Orange Menace detract from his recent bungling? Why, by reminding us of the pee pee tapes, of course. Brilliant
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The last time someone was this burnt by Tapper, it burnt down an entire arcade
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ben Garrison wants to sleep with Donald Trump
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(Chron)