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Headlines matching 'Chuck Norris'
Tue March 16, 2010
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(The New York Times) Interesting Obama revises the military succession plan if the Defense Secretary should die: First his deputy, followed by the Army Secretary, the Navy Secretary, and then, oddly, Chuck Norris  (nytimes.com) (27)

Mon March 15, 2010
(WorldNetDaily) Ironic To help justify the exclusion of Thomas Jefferson from Texas Education standards, noted scholar Chuck Norris cites... Thomas Jefferson  (wnd.com) (193)

Sun March 14, 2010
(Chicago Tribune) Hero Pro tip: When you rob a cabbie, always shoot him six times, because five times won't do it. He'll still kick your ass and hold you down until the cops get there  (chicagobreakingnews.com) (64)
(Citizen-Times) Spiffy Asheville NC's "Actionfest", 'Sundance' for action movies, will present Chuck Norris a Lifetime Achievement Award. Unknown for which of his seven lives Chuck will be accepting  (citizen-times.com) (34)

Wed March 10, 2010
(Wikipedia) Hero Chuck Norris would be 70 today if time wasn't afraid of him  T-Shirt  (en.wikipedia.org) (345)

Tue March 09, 2010
(YouTube) Amusing A trailer for the most awesomest movie ever to be put on a handheld BetaCam. It's like Stallone, Chuck Norris and the Ultimate Warrior got drunk one night and wrote a script that someone found in the trash the next day  (youtube.com) (51)

Sun March 07, 2010
(Some 80s Cartoon Fan) Cool Thundarr the Barbarian, Dragon's Lair, Flintstone Kids, and Mister T. are among the eleven cartoons that will appear on one of the best DVDs ever  (tvshowsondvd.com) (92)

Tue February 02, 2010
(Breitbart.com) Scary Victoria Jackson has gone utterly, off-the-rails insane (with mind-blowing piece of original "art" dedicated to the evils of "Barry Sortero from Indonesia")  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (356)

Wed January 20, 2010
(Think Progress) Obvious Bill O'Reilly misses the good old days when you could freely make fun of ethnic minorities, and sexual harrassment wasn't grounds for a lawsuit  (thinkprogress.org) (97)

Tue January 12, 2010
(WorldNetDaily) Hero Chuck Norris searches for Obama's secret vault so he can punch it in the face  (wnd.com) (148)
(Gizmodo) Asinine Chuck Norris can get into any facebook account he wants to  (gizmodo.com) (46)

Mon January 04, 2010
(Techie) Spiffy "Avatar" made a billion dollars before the first Na'vi porn fanfic had a chance to hit the Internet  (techie.com.ph) (107)

Tue December 22, 2009
(Townhall) Obvious Obama sarcastically belittles America's Judeo-Christian heritage with trite remarks typical of any atheistic antagonist: "...to base our policymaking on such commitments (as moral absolutes) would be a dangerous thing."  (townhall.com) (398)

Tue December 15, 2009
(Townhall) Obvious Chuck Norris: Obamacare would have made Mary abort Baby Jesus  (townhall.com) (247)

Sat December 05, 2009
(Daily Mail) Spiffy There's hardcore. There's Chuck Norris hardcore. And then there's this guy  (dailymail.co.uk) (81)

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