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71 headlines found matching 'Christmas tree'
Mon February 19, 2018
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(Boing Boing)
 
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Hidden mathematical formula for writing late-night show jokes, Fark headlines
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Philly fans learn from past transgressions, graduate from punching police horses to stealing them and riding them around
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Philly fans learn from past transgressions, graduate from punching police horses to stealing them and riding them around
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(Slate)
 
 
 
10:36 p.m. "We need somebody at Broad and Walnut, southwest corner. People on the pole." 10:40 p.m. "I got about 2,000 college students coming from Walnut Street to 30th to Center City." 10:46 p.m. "It's endless, chief. Endless"
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Mon January 22, 2018
(The Street)
 
 
 
20 low-calorie beers for your New Year's resolution. Two article features: can be viewed as a single page, and also lists ABV for each
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman marries ghost after telling him she 'wasn't really cool with having casual sex with a spirit'
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You could now own a piece of Rome's 'mangy' Christmas tree
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman tries returning Christmas tree for a refund in January because it was dead. Store clerk says it was pining for the...um, pines?
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Sat January 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Disgraced former sheriff David Clarke to face jury for civil rights violations and crimes against fashion, including impersonation of Benito Mussolini's Christmas tree
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is Three Kings Day, and the French win for having the strangest tradition. Here's how the French started baking tiny babies inside king cakes
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Let hungry goats recycle your Christmas tree
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rambo and Conan sit around the Christmas tree wondering what to do about Dumbo
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Fruitcake continues reign of terror, triggers bomb squad investigation
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Being a heathen who doesn't believe in god over the festive period can be awkward. Here's what it's like to have no religious soul
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(Eater)
 
 
 
The true meaning of the traditional Kentucky Fried Chicken Christmas in Japan
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Having trouble spitting out the words to curse out your relatives this holiday season? Here's how to swear in sign language
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Melania reveals Christmas spirit with cutie pic, prosperity pic
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The original war on Christmas was started by the Society for the Prevention of Useless Giving
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So why do we celebrate Christmas on December 25?
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
It's gotten to where a Muslim can't even celebrate Christmas without receiving death threats. From other Muslims
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Is the Christmas Pickle a real thing? It's been awhile since we had a decent pickle incident. Hiding the pickle in a Christmas tree is an old German tradition. True or False? How many of you have a pickle in your tree right now? Be honest
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Some Canuck With a Lot of Beer)
 
 
 
Ninety-nine cans of beer in the case, ninety-nine cans of beer. Take one oot and pass it aboot, ninety-eight cans of beer in the case
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Take a trip to the only town in America that wasn't forced by Obama to stop saying "Merry Christmas"
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(Western Star)
 
 
 
Perfectly normal man has Christmas tradition of not opening present his high school girlfriend gave him 47 years ago
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Your Christmas tree likes farking. Here comes the sexy science
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just in case you need some holiday music guidance, the Sunday Morning Music Club presents the five best - and the five worst - pop star Christmas songs. Have we missed any?
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(Santa Claus)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: What Christmas "traditions" in your family seem odd to your friends?
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Sat December 23, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pretend war on Christmas gets an ad praising Trump's fake battle, that undoubtedly cost real money. America's morons need to communicate somehow. Apparently, Alex Jones' anal releases aren't enough
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Fri December 22, 2017
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
This Christmas, be a Who, and sing with joy no matter what life may throw at you
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Thu December 21, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
That real Christmas tree that you dragged inside your house... did you examine it thoroughly?
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Wed December 20, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission would like to remind you all once again that your Christmas tree is a murderous pyrotechnical booby trap detonated by milk and cookies while you sleep
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Mon December 18, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
KFC introduces bucket sized gravy. Be still, my heart
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Why do your Christmas lights always get tangled? Here comes the science
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Sun December 17, 2017
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
From the vaults of the great April Winchell, some of the worst holiday music you will ever hear
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Sat December 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Boy, 14, empties mom's bank account playing FIFA on Playstation. That kid deserves a good, swift kick
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
They are called the GREEN Berets for a reason
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Remember that cop that shot that woman who called to report a rape? Guess what is gonna happen to the cop? Guess
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♫ On the first day of Christmas my nana bought for me, some g-strings for a Christmas tree ♫
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Wed December 13, 2017
(The National)
 
 
 
Airbus test crew and German air traffic control to Navy pilots drawing a dick in the sky: hold our Glühwein and watch this
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Farkworthy Christmas tree
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Work Christmas parties are a "big sack of regret waiting to happen." Here's how to avoid making an ass out of yourself and damaging your career. Yes, it's more than just "Don't get drunk"
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Sun December 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Have you already purchased a Christmas tree this year? Here's why you probably paid more money for a smaller, uglier bush than you paid in past years
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Starbucks' newest holiday gimmick drink looks like '70s bathrooms and Oscar the Grouch; tastes like thin mints and broken promises
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Charlie Brown killed the aluminum Christmas tree. AUUUUGHHH
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Christmas tree eyebrows" are now a thing, and they're... OW, SOMETHING FELL IN MY EYE
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
If it's Christmas time, it must be hipster nativity scene time. "Why does Mary have a coffee in her hand?"
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
It's Subby's kid's first Christmas. What traditions to keep? What new ones to add? Link goes to real-tree-decorating, Die-Hard-watching, Millennium-Falcon-gumming start
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Don't make bets with Twitter because Twitter always wins. Isn't that right, woman who has to wear Christmas tree costume to classes the rest of the semester?
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
Boobies
 
You can now decorate your Christmas trees with boob baubles
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens to all those old Christmas trees that decorate Rockefeller Center? Jimmy Carter knows
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Republicans are out of touch with Blue America, and they may be out of time but neither can get the other out of their minds oh whoa oh
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Mon December 04, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Businesses might want to think twice about drunk Santa at this year's Christmas party
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Vandal who damaged a popular Christmas lights display in New Jersey town turns out to be a ballsy squirrel. Drew Curtis named as person of interest
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Sun December 03, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Police find bag of meth in parking lot; post that owner can come claim the lost property, and, in the spirit of Christmas, they'll provide free lodging and meals for a period TBD
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Group looking for perfect Christmas tree in woods finds partially naked kidnap victim. Good luck getting that person to stay in the tree stand all season long now
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember the Navy pilot that drew a penis, that's right a PENIS, in the sky with his jet? Well here's the Christmas ornament we've all been waiting for. Penis. SKY PENIS. CHRISTMAS NAVY SKY PENIS
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Wed November 29, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
CNN to boycott the annual White House Christmas party, further reducing the chances of us getting to see Trump unmanned by the steely grip of Christiane Amanpour
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Stores are selling $1,000 upside down Christmas trees. You'll need to burn your tree to heat your house this winter
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
An embittered Santa, a reindeer with poor body image, and an elf who desires to come out of the closet as a dentist team up for...wait, what exactly IS the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? (8pm, CBS)
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This year's national Christmas tree, a 79-footer from Montana, is arriving today in Washington and only one foot shorter than Obama's last tree
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Sun November 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"You can't put a price tag on Christmas," bemoans Fox & Friends, claiming there is a "war on Christmas trees"
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Along with the presents around the tree, you may also have a presence in it
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
War On Christmas 2017: Super Xtian Corey Lewandowski appears on Fox and Friends to complain about the incorrect display of a Pagan holiday symbol
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Some Holiday Guy)
 
 
 
Kicking off the holiday season of endless TV specials and classic movies, we begin tonight with "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" (8pm, ABC) followed by the "Saturday Night Live Thanksgiving Special" (9pm, NBC). And awaaaay we go
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Royal Wedding Redux could be on the horizon as Markle and Prince Harry are about to be roomies
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
FTA: 'Dressed in cargo pants and a yellow T-shirt, the man spent most of the day standing on the northwest corner of the roof, occasionally yelling and pointing his middle finger into the air.'
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Tue November 21, 2017
(NIST)
 
 
 
Why you should water your Christmas tree, illustrated with two government-produced videos. Of course, it depends on what effect you're going for when you "light" your tree
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(Komo)
 
 
 
The Hawk House is back to shame both your support of your team and your Christmas light hanging ability
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Seeing a shortage of Christmas trees this year? Blame the small plantings after the 2008 recession, and the shortage of trucks created by hurricane relief work
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Wed November 15, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For 30 years a family has entertained their neighborhood with an extravagant, over-the-top, elaborate Christmas light display. But all it takes is one a-hole moving in down the block to pull the plug on that tradition
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Tue November 14, 2017
(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Sausage company issues apology after Advent calendar replaces baby Jesus with a sausage roll. Mmmm... sweet, sweet baby Jesus
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