Headlines matching 'Christmas season'
Sun February 14, 2010
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For all of you procrastinators out there, Cracked has some excellent music choices available for tonight's obligatory sexual acts (cracked.com)
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Tue January 26, 2010
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On average, consumers spent $811 on Christmas gifts, more than the $699 they said they would spend, according to Department of Randomly Manufactured Statistics (chicagotribune.com)
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Sat January 23, 2010
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Five days stuck in a chimney should be enough to make Tiger the tabby think twice about breaking into any more houses, as he nearly missed being available for Caturday (dailyitem.com)
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Sun January 03, 2010
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The bad news is your dog goes missing. The good news is it's found by the SPCA. The asinine news? The SPCA adopts it out to another family less than 72 hours later while not returning your phone calls (thechronicleherald.ca)
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Mon December 28, 2009
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One passenger out of a million failed to blow up one airliner out of a thousand on one day out of the year, so we should let the TSA strip scan anybody they want to (blogs.usatoday.com)
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Fri December 25, 2009
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Merry Christmas, to the declining 78% of Americans who declare themselves Christian according to latest Gallup polls (gallup.com)
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Tue December 22, 2009
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This Christmas, you should watch out for the blood-sucking creatures which mysteriously show up in your house. Also, there might be ticks on your tree (thelocal.de)
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Viral campaign makes Rage Against the Machine's "Killing in the Name of" the #1 single in Britain for Christmas, beating out Simon Cowell backed singer. Bad grandad of rock Billy Mack approves (artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com)
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Mon December 07, 2009
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US Senate willing work on Christmas day if necessary in order to pass health care reform and give Americans the most expensive lump of coal ever (thehill.com)
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Thu December 03, 2009
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Oregon parents kick off the Christmas season by heading into the mountains to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select the most important symbol of Christmas - the perfect tree. Searchers hope to find them sometime today (usatoday.com)
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Sat November 28, 2009
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It's not the Christmas season in Britain until special hospitals are opened to treat drunken revellers. So it is now officially the Christmas season in Britain (lbc.co.uk)
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Sat November 21, 2009
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