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Headlines matching 'Christmas presents'
Fri January 06, 2012
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(CBS News) Sappy The same security camera that captured a man stealing a family's Christmas presents also captures him returning them two days later with an apology note. Unclear if you can see his heart grow three sizes  (cbsnews.com) (13)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Telegraph) Interesting A record number of guns were bought in America as Christmas presents. That'll teach the jolly fatman to think twice about breaking into our homes in the dead of night  (telegraph.co.uk) (141)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Mercury News) Sad Burglars steal all of a family's Christmas presents, and also the dog. Presumably to tie a big horn to the top of his head, if they can't find a reindeer, they'll make one instead  (mercurynews.com) (24)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid Perhaps the only thing more obnoxious than people who spend a small fortune each year on Christmas presents for their children are the people who spend a small fortune on presents for their pets. "He's getting a costume and a hat"  (ktar.com) (122)
(Slate) PSA The complete guide on how to give people the Christmas presents they actually want  (slate.com) (83)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange It's one thing to be the criminal mastermind behind the thefts of all the Baby Jesus' from outdoor nativity scenes in your town. But do you have to put the remaining figures left behind in sexually suggestive positions as well?  (peninsuladailynews.com) (72)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Sad Toys for Tots struggling this year due to embezzlement  (chicagotribune.com) (53)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Oh hey got your Christmas list there, do you? I don't want to tie up the shop's money, so $20. Maybe a little more if it's authentic. I got a buddy who's an expert on lists  (finance.yahoo.com) (28)


Sat December 17, 2011
(WXYZ Detroit) Fail Woman puts $700 worth of Christmas gifts in wrong car. Who needs the Grinch to steal Christmas when you can give it away yourself?  (wxyz.com) (77)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup At K-Marts across the nation, anonymous benefactors are paying off the layaway accounts of strangers. This blue light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine  (finance.yahoo.com) (229)
(The New York Times) Amusing Author of Kindle Fire: The Missing Manual gets rid of his because it's a piece of crap  (bits.blogs.nytimes.com) (66)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Fail Thinking about spending this month's mortgage payment on Christmas presents for your kids? Go ahead. They don't like to foreclose during the holidays  (ajc.com) (42)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Time) Amusing Experts agree. "Backdoor" is on the top of her list as a gift  (moneyland.time.com) (65)
(Huffington Post) Florida "Police arrested a woman they said killed her friend and hid her body under a pile of Christmas presents"  (huffingtonpost.com) (32)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Miami Herald) Florida What is made of 10 pounds of ham, 10 pounds of pork, 7 pounds of Swiss cheese, and a gallon each of mayo and mustard? No, it's not your mom  (miamiherald.com) (36)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Komo) Interesting Survey says that one third of Americans plan to spend less for Christmas gifts this year. Other two thirds still paying off Christmas 2007  (komonews.com) (10)

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