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67 headlines found matching 'Christmas Eve'
Sat January 07, 2017
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
A man got a sinking feeling / Right on the edge of a pit / His home was about to fall over / in to a big mess of .. Shaving Cream
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Macomb County declares state of emergency over Fraser sinkhole. Apparently there's not enough tossed salads and scrambled eggs to fill it up
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Sun January 01, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
LA's popular holiday light display called Candy Cane Lane may go dark next year after being overrun with street vendors hawking junk. This is why we can't have nice things
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Too dumb to not use FaceTime while driving, resulting in the death of your 5-year-old daughter? It's Apple's fault so sue their pants off
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's winter in Canada, so that means thieves stop stealing cars and begin stealing ice-fishing shacks instead
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Fri December 30, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You remember that NYC firefighter who was attacked by a gang of thugs on Christmas Eve who stole all the presents for his family out of his car while he was on his way to a holiday party? Yeah, that never actually happened
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Thu December 29, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brandon Marshall's fiery halftime speech rouses his Jets teammates to a stirring comeback against the Patriots. Nah, I'm kidding, they lost the game 41-3 and by all accounts tensions among the team are worse than ever
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Just a reminder - If you live in a state with legal marijuana, delivery service might be extra busy on New Year's Eve. Plan accordingly
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Police stop posting popular videos of trucks hitting low bridge because they reflect poorly on the town
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Wed December 28, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Amazon shipped one billion items during the holiday season, with the fastest Christmas Eve delivery taking only 13 minutes. Highest Prime numbers ever recorded
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"You're a mean one, Mr and Mrs Grinch." Ok, that would be "mean two," I suppose... and maybe they aren't married, so I can't call her Mrs...OK I'M HUNGOVER FROM THE HOLIDAYS, ALRIGHT? YOU COME UP WITH A FUNNIER HEADLINE
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Christmas Eve menorah tweet seems to have upset some of his supporters. And the people who know you're not supposed to light all the candles on the first day
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Tue December 27, 2016
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
When a win is bad news. Browns perfect season parade has been canceled
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Richard Adams can no longer tell us about the bunnies
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rogue One hits $523 million globally
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Baby goes on a transplant list and 40 minutes later there is a match, which is 14 years, 364 days and 20 minutes shorter than most people wait on the list
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Political theorist and professor at Drexel University in Philadelphia tweeted:"All I Want for Christmas is White Genocide." You are not helping
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Christmas is over. So when should you take down the decorations?
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Sun December 25, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
British police find giant marijuana plant disguised as a Christmas tree
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Grinch gets into the Christmas spirit by banning it in North Korea, forces the masses to celebrate his favorite gran's birthday instead
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(GOP)
 
 
 
"...this Christmas heralds a time to celebrate the good news of a new King"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump sieg heils America a merry Christmas
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Star Wars Rogue One is #1 with $70 million, Sing a distant #2 with $34.5 million. Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt's Passengers debuted at a weak #3 with $12.4 million, and Why Him bombed at #4 with $10.3 million, due to the presence of James Franco
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(Newser)
 
 
 
"As Typhoon Hits, Philippines Dangle Roast Pig to Evacuees." Wait, what?
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Around 140,000 people traveled through the Denver International Airport Saturday because of the legalized weed.... Oh wait, they were reuniting with family? Alright then
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(Some Jolly Old Elf)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas, You Filthy Farkers
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says Christmas has been taken hostage by materialism
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Sat December 24, 2016
(NBC)
 
 
 
Angels will get their wings, ZuZu's petals will disappear and reappear, Jimmy Stewart will make 1930s style violent love to Donna Reed, and you'll wonder just why Pottersville was so bad during NBC's annual airing of It's A Wonderful Life at 8 PM ET
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Santa Claus is coming to town, and here's how you can track him flying around the world this Christmas Eve
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
It's Christmas Eve again, so it's time for the yearly Christmas Island red crab migration article
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Don't feel like spending yet another six hours talking to your in-laws this Christmas? Here is a huge (yes, huge) list of holiday movies you can stream instead
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On Monday, let us join our Canadian neighbors to celebrate Boxing Day. Probably another Muhammad Ali memorial
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Since Trump doesn't take office for another month it's still safe to say 'Happy Chrismukkah' while wolfing down potato pancakes
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
World's first Christmas movie (1898)
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Is Santa Claus a Daddy sex symbol? "Santa gets some folks wet in their Christmas stockings," Myers says. "A man confident enough to eat cookies and drink milk left by strangers is a man that's confident in the sack
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(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
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Surveillance footage shows 'Santa' passing out candy canes before robbing bank
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Elephant farts on friend's head. Apparently, elephants are just large, grey fratboys
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Tue December 20, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Since nothing ruins Christmas like a huge family argument, Hasbro sets up Monopoly rules holiday hotline
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Episcopal/Anglican "Christmas Carol Service" was invented in the 1880's by future Archbishop of Canterbury Edward White Benson, whose wife was a famous diarist with 39 lesbian lovers and whose sons were the novelists--wait, back up just a bit
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Twas two weeks before the Post Season, when all through the rankings - - Things are starting to settle, from byes to division winnings. - -The comments, to the right, for you to hang your hot take - - In hopes that my qb doesn't get the JAKE
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
After 25 years it's still TURBO TIME. Let's hop in the time machine and revisit Arnold Schwarzenegger's JINGLE ALL THE WAY
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Mon December 19, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York football trifecta in play for Rex Ryan: If he's fired by the Bills, Rex Ryan will just need to be fired by the Giants to complete it
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Because Christmas falls on a Sunday this year, some churches have decided not to hold a Sunday service
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Sun December 18, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Alright film buffs, can you guess the holiday movies from a single screenshot?
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
If the gift of snapshots of middle-aged women from the 1950s and 60s posing in front of Christmas trees was tops on your wish list, this is indeed, the best Christmas ever
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Wed December 14, 2016
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Man ordered to leave Six Flags over Texas because he looked too much like famous imaginary character. No, not Jesus, the other one
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Cracked.com writers read another chapter of Drew's book and update it to 2016. This month: Chapter 7: Seasonal Articles
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Mon December 12, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Terminally ill boy dies in Santa's arms after being told that he was Santa's #1 elf
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Street preacher decided to preach at kids waiting in line for Santa by telling them that Santa isn't real, but Jesus totally is. One of the kids' dad decided to preach back
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Want to cut down your own Christmas tree for free? How soon can you get to Alaska?
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Fri December 09, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
NORAD prepares to track Santa Claus, though Trump will probably get Tim Allen to head it up next year
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you think your child is too old for Elf on the Shelf, maybe you should look into Krampus in the Corner
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Slow local news day: Man uses the same advent calendar for 47 years. You may be surprised to learn he has no children of his own, but he does rock a festive sweater
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
What are your Christmas traditions? Do you enjoy the classic holiday ones or does your family just prefer getting take-out food?
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, someone has done an exhaustive study of the longest, most nonexistent war ever: The War on Christmas
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Cleveland weatherman refuses to shave until the Browns win. Well, there is always next year
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
At this often stressful time of the year, Louie and Luna want you to know that love conquers all on Caturday
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Thu December 01, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In the weeks leading up to Christmas, two slightly grumpy alpacas join eight others on guard duty - protecting 24,000 free-range turkeys from being attacked by foxes
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
A behind-the-scenes look at the making of "A Christmas Story": No snow in Cleveland in the winter, Jean Shepherd interfering and the kids dropping water balloons out their hotel windows
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ Deck the halls with pompous atheism ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Swedish officials remind festival attendees that even though their giant straw Christmas goat is very, very flammable, they'd really be grateful if no one would set it on fire this year the way they almost always do anyway
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New bio of Lemmy explains how he dealt with being fired from Hawkwind: "I farked all the band's old ladies. Alan Powell has never forgiven me. And I hope he never will"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Turns out the true heroes of Christmas Vacation are Todd and Margo next door
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Mall Santa suspended after telling little girl Hillary's on his 'Naughty List', sleighs run best on glass ceilings
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Tue November 08, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Madrid opens 'Robin Hood' restaurant that will feed the homeless with the profits from paying customers. "The idea is not to rob from the rich to feed the poor, but to share"
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Mon October 17, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
When you lock your keys in the house the chimney is not the answer
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson confirms that she's pregnant at age 50. Which means she's copying Michael who also had no problem being middle aged and with child
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