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54 headlines found matching 'Christmas Eve'
Tue February 02, 2016
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Former Buddhist monk who says car accident prevents him from sitting cross-legged anymore sues for loss of serenity, $500,000
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel seems to be doing fine, as he was spotted at a liquor store and was said to be in good spirits
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Sun January 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
TSA: Hey, remember how we told you that going through those full-body scanners would always be optional and anybody who didn't want to go through them could get a pat-down instead? Well, about that
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Twenty percent of Tanzania's GDP comes from foreign sport fishermen who are allowed to use high explosive for bait
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(15)
 


Sat January 02, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Humpback whales slow to arrive in Hawaii. Damn shoddy Klingon engineering
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(9)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Apparently, on Caturday, two wrongs can make a right
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(1023)
 


Thu December 31, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you were on Grafton Street on Christmas eve, those buskers you ignored were Glen Hansard, Hozier, The Script, Kodaline Imelda May and a guy they called Bono
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Wed December 30, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Catholic priest suspended for....*spins wheel*.... riding a hoverboard during Christmas Eve mass
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(42)
 
(Perth Now)
 
 
 
.343 is an excellent batting average. Unfortunately it's a staggering blood alcohol reading
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(39)
 


Tue December 29, 2015
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
They used to make games about EVERYTHING back in the day - and this terrible creation epitomises that
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(22)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man gives panhandler a few dollars, upgrades him to knifehandler
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(26)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man arrested for having sex with a goat. With "and I'd do it again" mugshot
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(129)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Giant squid filmed off the coast of Japan, it was delicious
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(90)
 


Mon December 28, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Don't know what to do with your Christmas tree once the season is over? Turn it into sparkling goat poop
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(32)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
♫It's Log It's Log It's big it's heavy it's wood♫
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(40)
 


Sun December 27, 2015
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Stranger pays for Muslim family's entire dinner, figuring they've suffered enough hardships having just finished a meal at the Olive Garden
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(110)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rand Paul participates in the airing of grievances. Plans on challenging other candidates to feats of strength
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(26)
 


Sat December 26, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Phoenix Suns decide NOT to play Scrooge, and hand the (1-30) Philadelphia 76ers a belated Christmas gift
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(13)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
How the Grinch stole Christmas.... And everything else. "They used all my garbage bags to take the stuff out, they used a wheelchair to take the stuff out, and we're missing one shopping cart right now"
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(30)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Christmas in Miami: roses blooming by the Christmas tree, shirtless men in shorts playing beach volleyball. Wait... when did Miami get a Times Square and Central Park?
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Fri December 25, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when your car breaks down on the way to work? How about your sleigh?
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(10)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Forget that Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer guy, we other eight reindeer need to speak our peace
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(17)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man, apparently on naughty list, gets something worse than coal from Santa on Christmas Eve
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(22)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley thinks Christmas is turrible. Just turrible
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Did you get everything you want for Christmas? Are you and your family have gifts that bring joy to the world? Was your Christmas dinner awesome? Here is your Christmas Day thread. Happy Holidays to all
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(28)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Wait.....there are people out there who don't think Die Hard is a Christmas movie?
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(40)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
'It's A Wonderful Life' is Atheist, communist propaganda. And you don't even want to know what "Zuzu's petals" is code for
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Baby saved from drowning in icy river on Christmas Eve meets her rescuers nearly 60 years later
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(24)
 


Thu December 24, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will this be the last Raiders game in Oakland? Will Philip Rivers have a field day against the Raiders secondary? Or will Derek Carr make this a shootout? It is your Christmas Eve San Diego Chargers vs. Oakland Raiders thread, kickoff at 8:25 PM ET
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Twas the day before Christmas / and all through the mall / people were ducking for cover / as police shoot a gunman, y'all
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Grandma got run over by a reindeer. No, really
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you're wearing a Santa Hat in Brunei today, you can expect to spend the next five Christmas Eves in one of Brunei's prisons. Sorry, King says
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Sorry, Virginia: There is no Santa, reindeer can't fly, and besides their noses are so vascular if Rudolph's nose was really that red he would have died very quickly from hypothermia
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
For the first time in a decade, the people of Phoenix will legally be able to use their fireplaces on Christmas Eve
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
An asteroid will be passing by earth on Christmas Eve. And despite it being 1.24 miles wide and 6.6 million miles away from earth SOME PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO PANIC
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Wed December 23, 2015
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
In a New York apartment, gifts laid out for wish lists Santa missed a century ago. Caution: article is VERY dusty
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that their hearts were two sizes too small. But, whatever the reason, their hearts or their shoes, they stood there on Christmas Eve firing the lunch lady who gave a free lunch
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(Metro)
 
 
 
♬It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you go; Take a look at the Christmas lights hung at dizzy heights Falling on the shoppers down below♪
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Polar Vortex strengthens this year, helping to exacerbate current mild weather in the Eastern US. in other news, anyone remember the Polar Vortex?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Instead of being grateful that their favorite golf courses are still open and they don't have to shovel snow, people living in New England are complaining that it doesn't feel like the holidays without a chill in the air
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Toys for Tots facility in Maryland gets burglarized. "The thing that hurts is that if you want them, ask. I'll give them to you. You don't need to steal them"
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Tue December 22, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Reason #17 to love the people of Iceland: They celebrate Christmas Eve by giving each other books and then stay up spending the night reading
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Defensive back Charles Woodson to retire after 18 seasons. His last stop will certainly be in Canton
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Do you want to know a secret? Beatles complete song catalog to finally arrive on streaming sites on Christmas Eve
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Mon December 21, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
What the ever-loving fark IS figgy pudding, and why do people keep wanting someone to bring it? Well, wonder no more
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(61)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If global warming is so real, then how come Christmas snow is in the forecast for Arizona?
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(131)
 


Thu December 17, 2015
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
If three NFL teams play their final home games before moving and no one cares, did they really leave town at all?
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Mon December 14, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ho ho hooooooooooo
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Sun December 13, 2015
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Santa Claus as an action hero
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(Utah People's Post)
 
 
 
Christmas may be the "happiest time of the year," but researchers have long noted an increase in depression, divorce and worse during the holidays. And that's not even to mention you poor saps out there who happen to be werewolves
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Fri December 11, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Think of a Christmas song. No, the other one. Yeah, it's the most pointless of them all
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's never too early to list the 10 greatest Christmas movies of all-time, and surprisingly 'Miracle on 34th Street' did not make the top 5. Bonus - #7 is an unexpected gift
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Thu December 10, 2015
(London 24)
 
 
 
Man fries a dolphin live on air. Radio listeners find it hilarious
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Tue December 08, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Scott Weiland's ex-wife writes heartfelt letter about his death, focusing not on his music, but his children. "Let's choose to make this the first time we don't glorify this tragedy; don't buy t-shirts. Use the money to take a kid to a game"
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