Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		A majority of Americans think they are less respected now than when Bush was feared by every neutral country in the world  (washingtontimes.com)	(94)

Darth Cheney comes out of cryo-sleep, endorses torture  (videocafe.crooksandliars.com)

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Farewell to Horace Greasley, who broke out of German POW camps hundreds of times during WWII...just so he could get laid. With utterly awesome "screw you, Himmler" photo  (telegraph.co.uk)

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Criticizing the President's handling of anti-terror measures is no longer patriotic. Nothing to see here citizen, move along  (blogs.abcnews.com)

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Why does this generation of American folk singers refuse to speak out against the things right-wing bloggers want them to speak out against?  (pajamasmedia.com)

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The Christmas Day bomber is about to cost taxpayers $734 million  (blogs.abcnews.com)

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After getting their ass handed to them in the State of the Union speech and on their own turf Friday, Republicans fight back with a tried and true political chestnut: Obama is "soft on terror". EVERYBODY PANIC  (politico.com)

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Bin Laden claims responsibility for the Christmas Day Underwear Bombing. If he wasn't scary before, he is now  (latimes.com)

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(Collider)

Coen Brothers' version of "True Grit" set to arrive on Christmas Day, which gives everyone plenty of time to figure out how this remake rapes their childhood  (collider.com)

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If you were worried that Glenn Beck might show enough class to stay out of the Haiti earthquake wharrgarbl, well, rest easy  (crooksandliars.com)

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Old and busted: Flashmobs. New hotness: Fleshmobs  (wired.com)

(140)

Al Qaeda succeeded in its real aim, which was to throw the American system into turmoil  (newsweek.com)

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(Some Guy)

The letter Kurt Vonnegut sent to his parents informing them he was still alive after the bombing of Dresden... so it goes  (lettersofnote.com)

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Travel tip: Airline crews are just a little jumpy right now, so it is a really bad time to get drunk on a flight and lock yourself in the bathroom-particularly if your first name happens to be Muhammad  (news.yahoo.com)

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♫ The best part of waking up is not having to undergo an autopsy ♫  (metro.co.uk)

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		Obama counterterrorism chief who remained on ski slopes after learning of Christmas Day Underwear Bomber may find it's all downhill from here  (foxnews.com)	(163)
		Four out of five detainees released from Gitmo don't go on to join militant groups  (news.yahoo.com)	(245)
		Hanes drops Charlie Sheen as spokesman, apparently nobody likes wife beaters anymore    (news.yahoo.com)	(48)

Obama has talked tough about intelligence community "screw-ups" regarding the crotchbomber, but hasn't fired anybody yet, since they're doing a heckuva job  (thehill.com)

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		White House investigating whether somebody in one of the inelligence agencies sat on information about the "Underwear Bomber" in order to make another intelligence agency look bad  (dailykos.com)	(153)
		When laws collide: Full body scanners break child pornography laws. Welcome to Absurdistan  (telegraph.co.uk)	(407)
		German police officer suspended for conducting his own search for the divine in a Church  (thelocal.de)	(25)
(Some Guy)		Obama to overseas airports: "I demand that you tighten up your security." Overseas airports: "GTFO UFIA EABOD TTJASI DIAF STFU GBTW TTIUWP how about no -- does NO work for you?"  (apnews.myway.com)	(246)

		Former Bush officials support Obama's anti-terror policies but are afraid to admit it publicly because it might anger the Cheney  (huffingtonpost.com)	(145)
		Yemeni government will hold six former Gitmo detainees "indefinitely." Tomorrow's Followup: detainees accidentally freed  (online.wsj.com)	(28)
		Security breach causes lockdown at Newark Airport. Hundreds in danger of suffering a terrible fate: being stuck in Newark  (msnbc.msn.com)	(115)

		Feds claim they couldn't have known that a Nigerian on the watch list with no passport and no luggage who bought his one-way ticket with cash and whose father warned us, was a terrorist; continue to search white kids named "Sean"  (guardian.co.uk)	(199)
		Why Time didn't name Obama Man of the Year: buyer's remorse. "Very uncomfortable for those in the media who played the cheerleader for Mr. Obama, who skated by controversies that would have sunk other candidates"  (theglobeandmail.com)	(123)

		Democrats move to change Presidential election rules. How conveeeenient  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com)	(144)
		Rachel Maddow tears into Dick  (dailykos.com)	(450)
		The TSA is hard at work at correcting the problems that arose on the flight to Detroit. Just kidding, they're issuing subpoenas to bloggers. Happy New Year  (komonews.com)	(243)
(All This Is That/Pablo Fanque)		Barack Obama is the man with the broom, cleaning up what the elephant left behind  (jackbrummet.blogspot.com)	(347)

		US plans surprise attack on Al Qaida. With picture of what the inside of Obama's nose actually looks like  (guardian.co.uk)	(82)
(whitehouse.gov)		What did Obama's five fingers say to Cheney's face?  (whitehouse.gov)	(171)
		Politicians and the media are tougher on Obama's terrorism responses than they were on Bush. "This hypocrisy demonstrates Republicans are playing politics with issues of national security and terrorism."  (azcentral.com)	(140)

		"The victim stated that the suspect has told her he is going to put witchcraft on her, beat her up and blow up her home"  (sun-sentinel.com)	(39)
		Arrest report reveals Charlie Sheen's weird body art, including an open zipper with an eyeball hanging out, and "Back in 15 Min" tattooed across his chest  (radaronline.com)	(46)
		Chris Dodd (D-rambuie) raided the TSA's airline-security budget to a) pay off a firefighters' union, b) see if Lieberman's head would asplode as a result, or c) cover an old tab he and Teddy ran up at La Brasserie back in the day  (hotair.com)	(135)

		CBS: MSNBC sucks at breaking news off-hours  (cbsnews.com)	(109)
		You might be a fugitive if you spent your Christmas taunting police by posting topless pictures of yourself on Facebook adorned in tinsel, making a rude gesture and holding a turkey  (dailymail.co.uk)	(58)
		Finnish police arrest four-time Olympic ski jumper Matty Nykanen for assaulting his wife. Police say that in light of this development, the Nykanen's marriage appears to be Finnish  (nbcsports.msnbc.com)	(25)
		One passenger out of a million failed to blow up one airliner out of a thousand on one day out of the year, so we should let the TSA strip scan anybody they want to  (blogs.usatoday.com)	(532)
		Note to parents: If your kid illegally crosses into North Korea with a Christmas Card for Kim Jong Il, don't be surprised when he doesn't phone home for a few days  (signonsandiego.com)	(86)

		Nigerians blame the Crotchbomber's radicalization on his foreign education  (reuters.com)	(98)
		He blew up a Nazi atomic bomb plant, ate the contents of a reindeer's stomach, and crossed the Pacific on a balsawood raft. RIP Knut Haugland, 92  (independent.co.uk)	(150)
		Roman Polanski is overwhelmed by the support since his arrest, makes him feel like a 13-year-old again    (news.com.au)	(188)
(The Olympian)		Chemical plant searches salt pile for seasoned employee    (theolympian.com)	(46)
		Despite endless fanboy whining, Avatar has maintained its spot atop the box office, narrowly defeating Sherlock Holmes and that movie about Richard Gere's three pals  (examiner.com)	(433)
		Flight 253 from Amsterdam to Detroit is disrupted by Nigerian passenger. This is not a repeat from Christmas Day  (foxnews.com)	(773)

"Is it after four minutes past two in the afternoon? That's the exact moment today when, according to a new survey, festive revellers get fed up of eating leftover turkey"  (scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com)

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		The Obamas did not attench church on Christmas Eve. It's not news, it's Time magazine  (time.com)	(223)
		Inventor spends Christmas with the perfect woman - his custom-made fembot: "Aiko is always helpful and never complains. She is the perfect woman to have around at Christmas" (w/ pics that will creep you the hell out)  (dailymail.co.uk)	(253)
		95 years ago, British and German troops showed the world what life could be like if we'd all just put our guns down and shake hands, even if only for a day. Way to go, guys. Way to go  (history.com)	(176)
		Los Angeles officials seize thousands of pairs of counterfeit sneakers, decide to hand them out to city's homeless on Christmas Day rather than destroying them  (upi.com)	(75)

		Today's Incoherent Headline Award goes to: "Recipe for Oscar Nom Trash Middle Tea-Bagging America." Om nom nom  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)	(72)
		One beer, thanks - and hold the lap dance  (3news.co.nz)	(33)

Now that the Colts are the lone undefeated team, there's no question which squad should be ranked No. 1 in this week's ESPN Power Rankings  (espn.go.com)

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(Some Guy)

British Crimestoppers hotline staff "gobsmacked" by flood of bizarre calls linked to recent cold weather, from people complaining about drunken mall Santas to an obscene snowman "which featured an extra carrot"  (24dash.com)

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Sir Michael Caine makes the best roast potatoes in the world. If that acting thing doesn't work out for him, he'll always have that to back him up  (telegraph.co.uk)

(58)

If you were worried that the upcoming "Sherlock Holmes" movie wasn't going to be gay enough, don't be  (cnn.com)

(74)

Italian prosecutor sets up a nativity scene with a historically accurate dark-skinned Holy Family to troll an anti-immigrant group that's been staging a "White Christmas" campaign to harass foreigners  (news.yahoo.com)

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US Senate willing work on Christmas day if necessary in order to pass health care reform and give Americans the most expensive lump of coal ever  (thehill.com)

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(Intelligencer)

General Washington and Continental Army worry that park closure may disrupt secret plan to cross Delaware, surprise Hessians at Trenton  (phillyburbs.com)

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