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headlines found matching 'Christmas'
Sun April 21, 2019
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Hallmark Channel Christmas movies. New wholesomeness: The Hallmark Channel Easter movies
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Sat April 20, 2019
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
April Ryan won't be invited to the Huckabee family Christmas this year
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Thu April 18, 2019
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pier 1 Imports puts 145 more stores in drydock
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Wed April 17, 2019
(MSN)
 
 
 
So where does the tradition of the Easter Bunny come from?
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Tue April 16, 2019
(Me TV)
 
 
 
Heaven gets a little bit more adorable. RIP Georgia Engel
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Sat April 13, 2019
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Floor TV which is a piece of furniture [ ✔ ]. Cabinet full of dainty glassware which has never been touched [ ✔ ] ... and 10 other things every grandmother has in her house
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Sun April 07, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
This is our Christmas, Farkers; that's right, it's National Beer Day. So hop to it and read on for some of the best deals and specials you can get nationwide
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Fri April 05, 2019
(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump finally beat Obama at something
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Thu April 04, 2019
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Disney interested in "Alien" and "Planet of the Apes" after Fox merger. Subby dusts off his "Alien: Invasion of the Planet of the Apes" script
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Tue April 02, 2019
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I'm not the pheasant plucker I'm the [checks notes] naked pheasant sex dancer (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Nats didn't really want Harper to come back
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Thanos has gotten himself a new weapon in Endgame [Warning: Possible spoilers]
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Fri March 29, 2019
(ITV)
 
 
 
Sales of gin in the UK almost double since Article 50 was signed and delivered to the EU
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Mon March 25, 2019
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman claims she always has sex on the first date, and says it has one huge benefit (NSFW)
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Sun March 24, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
When Powerball changed the system to reduce the odds and doubled the price of a ticket, their plan was to have fewer winners with bigger jackpots that got more people to play. Their plan is working perfectly
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Fri March 22, 2019
(Google)
 
 
 
You find yourself in possession of a highly effective magical truth potion. Do you dose the punch at your office Christmas party, at a Republican Party debate, or what?
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Thu March 21, 2019
(MSN)
 
 
 
So what are the differences between boneless, bone-in and spiral ham? Besides coming from the same mythical tasty animal?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Employers will lose $13 billion in productivity from March Madness, down from usual $50 billion lost to video games, social media and online shopping
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Wed March 13, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
David and Victoria Beckham are now worth $1 billion, will try to spend it like Beckham
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Mon March 11, 2019
(Politico)
 
 
 
Six-point plan for best brain dealmaking: 1. Come to the table asking for $5.7 billion. 2. Get rejected. 3. Shut down government for a month at Christmas. 4. Still get rejected. 5. Give up for a while. 6. Come back demanding $8.6 billion
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Sun March 10, 2019
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Man arrested for choking driver who wouldn't stop singing Christmas carols
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Fri March 08, 2019
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Yes, it's okay to go to bed angry. Even if your spouse says otherwise
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hallmark star Lacey Chabert takes break from Christmas-movie shooting schedule to plug her latest role, a crossword puzzle editor who 'finds her life completely disrupted when several of the clues in her recent puzzles are linked to unsolved crimes'
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Mon March 04, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a tweet from Gillian Anderson containing a NSFW Christmas tree ornament
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Sun March 03, 2019
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If you really want to be healthy you should avoid sugar, get plenty of rest, and watch Christmas movies year round
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Fri March 01, 2019
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret's Christmas was a bust, and now they will close 53 stores
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Tue February 26, 2019
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Repetitive music can negatively impact service industry workers. Especially Christmas songs.Repetitive music can negatively impact service industry workers. Especially Christmas songs. Repetitive music can negatively impact service industry workers
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Sat February 23, 2019
(NHL)
 
 
 
Gritty's escaped the rink and the Linc's getting its best game since Christmas...it's the Coors Light® NHL Stadium Series™ battle of PA game on the Big Network @ 8 PM. Other highlights: Bs/Blues, Leafs/Habs + 8 other games, 1st pucks drop at 1 PM ET
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Wed February 20, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Houston Police will no longer use no-knock warrants on drug raids. Will trick drug dealers into opening their doors by dressing as Girl Scouts or singling Christmas carols, depending on the season
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Tue February 19, 2019
(InStyle)
 
 
 
The late Karl Lagerfeld's cat Choupette has two maids, a bodyguard, a chef, earned $3 million from cosmetics and fashion lines, and may inherit part of his $200 million fortune. But subby found a bonus onion ring embedded in my fries today, so yay
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-12-23 to Sat 2018-12-29
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Mon February 18, 2019
(9 News)
 
 
 
Girl Scout markets to thirsty suburban moms by selling boxes of Samoas adorned with a picture of Jason Momoa as "Momoas". Nerds would probably prefer "Khal Drogo-si-dos"
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Mon February 11, 2019
(CBR)
 
 
 
"The Nightmare Before Christmas:" may be the next film totally ruined by a Disney reboot
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Fri February 08, 2019
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Man wakes up from 6-week coma, celebrates Christmas in February with family
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Wed February 06, 2019
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Christmas decorations in stores before Labor Day. New holiday fatigue: The Hallmark Channel airing Christmas movies in February
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Tue February 05, 2019
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Disney plans on continuing production of X-Men 143 after Fox merger complete. And no, we're not talking about the 142nd sequel, here. More like 'Uncanny X-Men #143'. Don't worry, once the FARK comic geeks recover from their nerd-gasm, they'll explain
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Mon February 04, 2019
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's something called "National Sickie Day" in the UK today. What is the worst excuse you've heard for calling in sick to work? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu January 31, 2019
(Fox News)
 
Boobies
 
In news that would have been exciting in 1989, Paulina Porizkova poses topless. Actually, this is pretty good on 2019, too (NSFW)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
After gaining sanctuary in a church service that lasted 2,327 hours, an Armenian family seeking asylum in the Netherlands has been allowed a second chance at staying in the country. Submitter swears the last Easter service he sat through was longer
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Wed January 30, 2019
(CBC)
 
 
 
In a small Canadian prairie town, car key fobs mysteriously stopped working. And then the murders began. Presumably, if this is a promo stunt for season 4 of Fargo
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Tue January 29, 2019
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Florida Man was wrongly jailed for 41 days for possessing 92 grams of "heroin" that turned out to be a bag of Tide. Prosecutor reportedly still seeking to nail him on laundering charges
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Sat January 26, 2019
(Vulture)
 
 
 
There is a political goldmine for the writers, and Baldwin's Trump could cave. Will McKinnon's Ms. Rafferty get another host to break? Will we get a Bachelor parody? James McAvoy is the host, Meek Mill is the musical guest. SNL, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Vox)
 
 
 
White Castle has become a Valentine's Day dinner destination by people with horrible taste in food, significant others
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Fri January 25, 2019
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Britain's long national royal nightmare is over. Prince Charles has declared a peace treaty between Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton. God save the Queen
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Between his tweet about how Roger Stone was arrested earlier today, and his long, and apparently ad-libbed section about it in today's Rose Garden surrender speech, it's clear someone recently taught Trump what the term "human trafficking" means
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Thu January 24, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're going to make a short film about the kidnapping and murder of a two-year old child, maybe you should get the blessings of the kid's parents first. Makes things a little less awkward. Especially if your film gets nominated for an Oscar
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend gave me a pair of ruby earrings for Christmas. We just broke up; he's asking for the earrings back. I lost one of them, bought replacements, and thought nothing of it. The breakup was bad; do I have to give them back?"
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Wed January 23, 2019
(CBC)
 
 
 
Today's most Canadian story ever comes with an even more Canadian correction, as a Nova Scotia windstorm blows an ice-resurfacing machine (NOT a zamboni, you philistines) into a ditch
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
My use of appliances is seasonal - crockpot in winter, dehydrator in summer. What are your go to tools by season
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Mon January 21, 2019
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Florida woman saves lives. That's news. More after the bump
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Six most bizarre insurance claims Aussies made in 2018, including a cow sitting on a car and an exploding toilet
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Sun January 20, 2019
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This coming Monday is known as "Blue Monday," the worst day of the year as the joy of Christmas fades, resolutions and diets fail, and people realize Trump is still in charge
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Fri January 18, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
UPS driver strips, grabs wet biatch in what could be the plot of Magic Mike 3
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(I Heart Radio)
 
Video
 
School crossing guard has car break down, spends Christmas Eve in hospital. Teachers and students pull together to get him new vehicle. Hopefully a less dusty vehicle than this one
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Thu January 17, 2019
(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Zoo welcomes baby anteater into the world
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Excuse me, do you have Prince Philip in a car crash?
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Fri January 11, 2019
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House economist explains Federal workers actually "better off" without pay. Eighteenth century American slaves unavailable for comment
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dad died when I was 16. My mom got a new boyfriend after. I haven't been home to see my family since I got to college. I missed Christmas. Mom left me a horrible voicemail telling me she was engaged and how I was making everyone miserable. What do?"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Zoo welcomes ugly-ass baby anteater. Ugly-ass baby ants said to be shaking in their ugly-ass baby booties
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
About that consumer confidence
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Wed January 09, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Australia, also known as "Canada in a Thong", has more fun than any other country in the world
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rudy "Toothpaste Already Out Of The Tube" Giuliani says Trump won't answer any more of Mueller's questions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No, Jerry didn't spend more on his new yacht than he did for the Dallas Cowboys franchise in 1989
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama's memoir, "Becoming," sold 3.4 million copies in 2018 and was the best selling hardcover book of the year. In related story, "The Art of the Deal" currently ranked 1728th on Amazon
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Tue January 08, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to Company A: Okay, Christmas break is over. Cough up the docs or start paying the fines
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Banksy leaves his marks on the side of a garage. It's killing the shop owner
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Mon January 07, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sorry, but the best "Out of the Office" email auto-reply has now been done, move along
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Wayne Rooney arrested for public intoxication. Donkey shakes head in disgust
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Sun January 06, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Happy Three Kings Day
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(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
Christmas tree gives one last present before being discarded
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Sat January 05, 2019
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Listen, strange priests standin' around ponds distributin' crucifixes is no basis for a system of spiritual favor. Supreme tutelary intercession derives from a mandate from divine providence, not from some farcical and sexist aquatic ceremony
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
That new television you bought for Christmas is already obsolete
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Fri January 04, 2019
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Germany, zoo elephants eat Berlin's leftover Christmas trees
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(Bravewords)
 
 
 
In 1972, April Wine singer Myles Goodwin's 1962 Gibson guitar was stolen. Christmas 2018, he got word that his guitar was in Vancouver, BC. "Call a guy named Doug." Goodwin finally his guitar back
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(Metro)
 
 
 
So, you got engaged over Christmas. How do you plan a wedding now?
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Thu January 03, 2019
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Due to government shutdown, there are no rescue crews available to get your hurt ass out of the national parks if you need help. Since this is Fark, you know what happened
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Idris Elba thumps the Doctor and the Daleks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Clear some time from your schedule to watch this compilation of the best dogs of 2018
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
That is definitely not how you pronounce that name
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Wed January 02, 2019
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga cuts open chicken and sees that Two Scoops will fold like a cheap ill fitting suit matched with a too long red tie
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Les Moonves will have to cry over loss of $120 million payout from CBS while sailing on $590 million, 454-foot mega-yacht tooling around St Barts. Poor baby
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Remember that dog that was abandoned by its owner right before Christmas? They named it Snoop. Snoop Dogg offers Snoop the dog a home with his pack. This is your first Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread for 2019
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Shirtless Aussie man outside closed shopping center on Christmas day: Hold my turkey and watch this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People across the globe, trying to avoid waste, confess they are still working on their Christmas leftovers, share their creative meal ideas in order to make the food less monotonous. "Cheese platter with vodka lemonade and tennis biscuits? Done"
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Tue January 01, 2019
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The Army is very concerned about the activities of its privates
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Contrary to the rules, city in Florida gives out parking tickets on federal holidays
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Mon December 31, 2018
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
French protesters are running out of speed cameras to burn
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
List fails without my ex's scumbag parrot
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Pot user in Washington state gets distracted by something shiny
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man orders wife diamond bracelet. Gets a bit more than he bargained for
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
People share the most ridiculous gifts they received for Christmas. What's the most ridiculous Christmas present you ever received?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
American holidays ranked. Who the fark likes Easter more than Halloween?
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Perhaps you shouldn't buy a DNA kit if you don't want to know the results. " I bought everyone in my family AncestryDNA kit for Christmas. My mom started freaking. Now our parents are fighting and my dad might not be my dad"
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Beard Guy Walks Off the Earth
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Sun December 30, 2018
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
To the left: a handy list of pressure cooker recipes for those of us who were given Instant Pots for Christmas. To the right: Farkers adding their own favorites... and maybe some drunken fighting... who knows, it's Fark
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Entrapment is now acceptable in Canada
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Boy swallows 13 magnets. How does that work?
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Sat December 29, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Another day, another racist parking dispute. This one features slamming a door, waving a knife, the N word, and parking in a handicapped spot while doing all that
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(K2 Radio)
 
 
 
Trifecta complete as Casper, WY challenges Atlanta with Mac and Cheese Noon Year celebration
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boy spots bear hidden in Toblerone logo, shocking internet users, mum who couldn't believe her child actually looked at the chocolate packaging instead of just ripping it up
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The new Holmes & Watson is so bad that it's no mystery that even Netflix said no
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mum buys Treasure Planet (2003) on DVD from a pound shop for her son and is horrified to discover it actually contains a copy of The Exorcist, which was written on the disc itself, and wants compensation for the damage it did to her eyebrows
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Want to ring in the New Year by watching Avengers: Infinity War so that the snap happens at exactly midnight, but not sure how to set up the timing? No worries, we've got you covered. Also, get help
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Fri December 28, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Forest Whitaker files for divorce after 22 years of marriage. No reason has been given yet, but it's rumored he may have a wandering eye
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jerseyman gets unexpected Christmas gift after being reunited with his dog stolen in Virginia over one year ago
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Got a geek in your life? Try these Marvel alternatives to Elf on the Shelf
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sometimes all it takes is a good rendition of 'White Christmas' from a SWAT officer to end a 10-hour standoff with a shooting suspect
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
Headline: Keira Knightley reveals why she wanted a penis and what she missed out on most. Article: "'I've never wanted a penis,' said the Love Actually star". Rare headline/article penis mismatch here
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Someone stole the Toledo Christmas Weed. The suspect was described as being covered in green fur, with a heart two sizes too small, and accompanied by a small brown dog with a stick tied to its head
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Sandwich shop lays off its employees during the week of Christmas--again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Danish boffins identify injectable protein that could melt your flab WITHOUT exercise
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daughter writes herself out of dad's will with Brussels sprouts prank
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
New poll says religion is considered important to 72% of Americans. The other 28% said they gave up on their faith on November 8, 2016
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Thu December 27, 2018
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Seven in ten Americans had sex on Christmas. The other three apparently paid the price for getting their partner a cheap gift
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Goodfellas actor Frank Adonis busted out at age 83. F*ckin' shame
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(Flixist)
 
 
 
Why Shrek is basically Gladiator
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sending your neighbor a Christmas card saying 'I want to lick your f***y' is no way to reach out and extend your holiday greetings, perv. Also what is the word being asterisked out?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Like your partner after your wedding, just two years later, Fiona now weighs 1,000 pounds
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Is it the last of the Christmas fixtures or an early start to the weekend? Either way it's Southampton Saints hosting the mighty West Ham Hammers at 2:45 PM EST on NBC Sports
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tory Member of Parliment tells the world he likes oral sex (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Watergate prosecutor harks back to Tricky Dicky Nixon's last days as president, says President Trump's 'poor me' tweet on Christmas Eve echoed it to a tee
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After a cataclysmic Christmas Eve 650-point bloodbath, the Stock market has a MIRACLE 1,000 point rally yesterday which restores...annnnd, it's gone. Dow drops 500 points this morning, as doctors debate upping the dosage on its bipolar meds
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
High on meth, man claims to be God, then tries to rob Allentown liquor store and 7-Eleven on Christmas Day. Wait, you can buy liquor on Christmas day in Pennsylvania?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Couple that lost home in California wildfire gets pardoned. Who even knew that was against the law?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
UFC fighter attacked by grenade, gets less damage than he did in his most recent fight
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Another example of how "go ahead and put me on YouTube" is the newest "hold my beer and watch this"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
America gave Rachel Maddow a special gift for Christmas: a ratings triumph over Fox News
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Doggo opens best Christmas present EVER, finds his very own puppo inside
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Snow pants for a Christmas gift? Call 911
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some people might consider getting arrested for drunkenly highjacking a bus on Christmas morning as the worst day of their life, but for Lindsay Lohan's stepmom it was just a Tuesday
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Yesterday, it was common knowledge that a President who doesn't visit the troops on Christmas is an ungrateful, feckless coward. After Trump's surprise visit to Iraq, the whole "POTUS visits the troops" thing is a wasteful, pointless photo op
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Santorum says that pulling out at the wrong time can make a mess of things
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Wed December 26, 2018
(Insider)
 
 
 
Dad spends the day flying with his flight attendant daughter after learning she had to work on Christmas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A nice Merry Christmas for Dad, now he can get an iphone. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dow surges more than ONE THOUSAND points for the biggest single gain in HISTORY on the first day of trading after the markets took the biggest Christmas Eve plunge ever ... wait, what?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee defends Trump's attempts to ruin Christmas for a seven year-old girl, stating it "wasn't like he was boiling her bunny rabbit on the stove"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what are you doing during the slow period of between Christmas and New Years' Day?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It was the day after Christmas and all was quiet through the house. The Dow rose when the loud rat left the house. Did all your holiday wishes come true? Where are you going to be on New Years Eve? This is your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now that Christmas is over, we go back to that hockey thing with 13 games on tap. Top games include Wings-Pens, Flames-Jets, Avs-Knights, and Ducks-Sharks. Will Pierre shut up? Any stellar goalie performances? The puck drops at 7 PM ET
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Humane Society employees play Santa by delivering rescue pets to their forever homes on Christmas morning
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Enjoy the satisfaction of watching a woman chasing down a porch pirate and winning
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time." ―Benjamin Disraeli, a man who apparently never had to lie to get a few moments of peace from family during the holidays. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, "I'll be right there honey" edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Got myself some grain moths. I scoured the pantry and everything's in airtight jars, etc. Keep finding the little buggers. Any creative ideas?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Russia invade Ukraine? Will Israel attack Damascus again? Will Trump rage tweet over all the coal he got yesterday? Merry Christmas America. THIS is your post-Xmas Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Meat. It's what's for Christmas at London's annual meat auction
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know how you crack your windshield and they come fix it? Who do you call when you crack your new $165 Million tower and 3000 residents are forced to evacuate?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your Christmas pickle ornament is based on a lie. Here's where the tradition came from (and it wasn't PICKLE RICK)
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Finally, some good news this Christmas: Zoo Miami's baby hippo has a name and it's not Dan Le Batard
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell to reboot Gorillaz
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nanny State drafting proposal to limit the number of calories per meal sold because of course they are
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where guide dogs get their start? Well, wonder no more. This is your Christmas Edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
With Christmas past us and New Year's on the horizon, what is the better way to celebrate the New Year? Going out or staying at home?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drunk Russian woman boasts she can feed caged bear during boozy Christmas party, succeeds
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Holmes & Watson is a Christmas gift, the rare F-score savage review from the AV Club
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The name and mugshot paired with TFA on leaving a flaming bag of dog poop on the porch guarantee our subject has earned his tag. And a felony arson charge
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oh, dear. Fox News was so outraged about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez calling Jesus a refugee that they went and explained exactly how he was, in fact, a refugee in the very same article they wrote to express their outrage
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
GTA: Hong Kong
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
But... but... we are the party of "support the troops." We all have yellow ribbon magnets on our cars
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hungry Englishmen defy the vegan mafia and their vandalism and implied violence, buy farmer's entire stock of Christmas turkeys in advance of the holiday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas to everyone, even you, fake news
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(Entertainment.ie)
 
 
 
The annual Grafton Street Christmas Eve busking session
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(News and Tribune)
 
 
 
Kentucky man with a bad temper throws Christmas ham at woman, still not cured
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Now that the presents are unwrapped, grab some cocoa, put on some Manheim Steamroller, and take the Fark Weird News Quiz Special Christmas Edition
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Tue December 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
7-year-old girl didn't have her Christmas ruined by Trump
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Those vintage Christmas decorations you've been using for years? Don't throw them out. They might be worth some cash
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(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, Christmas Day edition, 9 PM Eastern
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(WWE)
 
 
 
For all us good little marks, it's a SmackDown Christmas. Tonight, we have Shane McMahon on MizTV and Jeff Harvey fighting the ghost of Joe Samoa. Also, will it be Rusev Day in Nak-america? Grab some Sani-Tea and tune in at 8 PM ET (USA)
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(Patch)
 
 
 
For more than 50 years, New Yorkers without fireplaces have been able to turn on the TV on Christmas Eve and watch a Yule log burn. Once again, the entire history of this tradition will fill you with warmth
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
US stock market futures predict a 3% drop tomorrow, which seems optimistic, given that Japan's market dropped 5% today
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's Christmas Day message: "It's a disgrace, what's happening in our country." You said it, bub
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Baby Jesus taken from nativity 90 years ago is finally returned. It's a Christmas miracle
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas, New Jerseyans recovering from surgery. You may have HIV, hep B, hep C, and a home in New Jersey
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
The NYPD and LAPD trade "Die Hard" tweets on Twitter
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Now that the presents are open, show us your loots
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lt. Dan flies 1,722 Gold Star families to Disney, requiring 14 airplanes to do it. Gary Sinise, you embody this tag
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Ho Ho HO becomes High High HIGH in California as marijuana becomes a popular Christmas gift
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Everyone loves a white Christmas, right? (fires up snow blower, slips on icy driveway, curses fluently in three languages, one of them Klingon) Yeah, we just LOVE a farkin' white Christmas
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
A man finds a balloon in the desert. Then, things get dusty
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Don't worry about all the federal workers not being paid this Christmas, I have it on good authority, the most tremendous authority, Donald Trump himself, that the workers WANT to go without pay until he gets his wall. They told him so themselves
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA is playing on Christmas Day, with the match-ups being Bucks-Knicks, Thunder-Rockets, 76ers-Celtics, Lakers-Warriors, and Blazers-Jazz. Who will have a good Christmas Day here? Tip-off is at Noon ET on ESPN
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
♫ Last Christmas, they stented my heart / And the very next day, demanded I pay... / This year, an ex-profiteer / Has made sure the debt is settled... ♫
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Hopefully no one who thought they bought a family dog for Christmas actually leased it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas Whar Graf Whar Jake Which teams get coal and which get presents? It's your Week 17 ESPN NFL Power Rankings
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Let's remember the best Christmas action movie that never was, The Night The Reindeer Died. It has ninjas, holiday cheer, Lee Majors, a mini-gun. Really, what else could you ask Santa for Christmas?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How do I help ease my child down from the high he or she has received at Christmas? Because if history is any indication, there will be lots of anger and outrage once the last present is opened"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Just a little over a year ago, the GOP gave everyone a nice fat tax cut for Christmas. Okay, well maybe not everyone. Most of us, right? No? Um... some of us? No? (sigh) Anyway, let's see who it's worked out for
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Xmas shoppers give a 'Merry F*cking Christmas' to alcohol thieves in supermarket parking lot after 'hit-and-run'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Since "A Christmas Story" is now playing for 24 hours on TBS, a major question emerges: What did the department store Santa mean when he says he 'hates the smell of tapioca'?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Thanks to Mnuchin's idiocy, the Dow had its worst day in history on Christmas Eve
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Were you visited by three spirits last night? Subby was visited by bourbon, scotch, and whiskey?
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Every Christmas day while he was President, Obama visited the troops. This year, there's a small chance Trump might tweet about them
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(Some Jolly Old Elf)
 
 
 
Yes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Wait... Dick in a Box is a Christmas movie?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cute pup abandoned just before Xmas. Also rescued before Xmas. Dust and onions in thread
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"For 364 days out of the year, I am an independent woman. But then, on Christmas, I return to my mother's house"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby wants to say Merry Christmas to you all and may you have a good one
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
If you get a Roomba for Christmas don't despair. DOOMBA will turn your Roomba into a DOOM map maker
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
What's this? An article on how The Nightmare Before Christmas became a true holiday classic
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British foodies reveal their worst online grocery ordering substitution mishaps. "Rhodri Marsden, who plays with Leeds-based post-punk band Scritti Politti, was given turmeric instead of nutmeg"
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Mon December 24, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Mother gift-shamed for covering her Christmas tree with presents for her children. Honestly, mock her for the fire hazard
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Eighteen killer Santa Clauses from television and movies. Hey...where's the Santa that tried to off Bill McNeil in Newsradio?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Jabba has cancelled Christmas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm just a lonely non-Jew, a lonely non-Jew, on Christmas .... Hey can we order Chinese for dinner?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Saying "Happy holidays" is offensive
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Take a guess why police arrested a teen who reported a car theft in progress
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(Some Elf)
 
 
 
Photoshop where Santa would rather be on Christmas Eve
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
While IMW is playing Christmas music now, at 8PM ET it starts playing Paul's Memory Bank's Christmas Music. Start with traditional to contemporary to downright demented. Stay tuned in Hour 2 to a couple of OTR Christmas shows featuring some redhead
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You're getting nothing for Christmas because the Orange Grinch shut down the government. Sad. Your MSNBC THREAD live, baby, 8pm EST
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(WWE)
 
 
 
For the pre-taped Christmas Eve edition of Raw, our 'presents' are Nattie vs Rousey, a triple threat of Balor, McKintyre, and Dolph, and a Miracle on 34th Street fight with Lashley and Elias. Were we good or bad this year? (8pm ET, USA)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
As we do every Christmas, here is David Sedaris reading his classic essay "SantaLand Diaries"
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
While congress is home for Christmas and everyone's distracted by our long national dumpster fire, it looks like Ukraine is about to rejoin the Soviet Union
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Pass the Chop Suey: How Chinese food on Christmas became a Jewish-American tradition
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You say potato, I say Christmas present
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"When did black labs start coming to this park?" Two dogs in turtlenecks become this week's meme
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Amazon's next-day delivery slammed for failing spectacularly by last-minute shoppers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
China cancels Christmas
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
61 year old prostitute arrested in Daytona, Operation Blue Christmas indeed. And yes, there's a mugshot
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Most political leaders will send out a sincere Holiday greeting at this time of year and down play the partisan rhetoric. Canadian Conservative leader Andrew Scheer is not like most political leaders and manages to be more wooden than his predecessor
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Somebody is really having a wonderful Christmas Eve breakdown
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My stepfather's birthday is on Christmas. He wants us to donate to a religious charity instead of give him a gift; as I'm now a devout atheist, I don't support those organizations. Can I give to The Human Fund? Or is that cheating?"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Some holiday entertainment for all: Today is the anniversary of the "Eggnog Riot," the 1826 prequel to Animal House, in which a cast of future political leaders, including both villains and heroes of the Civil War, behave like a bunch of Farkers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
♪ ♫ For the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Seven surfing swans ♪ ♫ (three are off-camera)
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
This is what Christmas looked like the year you were born, ranging from the start of holiday traditions to what movies were big
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"NASA couldn't get to the Moon today, NASA has turned into a jobs program." Meh, what does a former moon traveling astronaut know
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not having a Merry Christmas is L7, man. Like, real melvin
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
In her Christmas address, Queen Elizabeth discusses respecting others, the scourge of dentistry, peace on earth, goodwill to all, what makes one moist, etc. Weak Donnie takes it as a personal jab, threatens England with a trade agreement
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The best Christmas song you've never heard? Green Christmas, an anti-consumer satire written in the 1950s
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia's screaming about a white-hot Christmas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's every cook's nightmare: the holiday guest who shows up for dinner and promptly announces they will no longer eat your blood turkey or cruelty-laden prime rib. Top chefs reveal how to manage the vegan situation with aplomb
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's beginning to look a lot like this is the last Christmas for Sears
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas; here's your elective surgery
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