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Headlines matching 'Christmas'
Wed February 01, 2012
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(USA Today) Followup Salvation Army kettles collect a record $147 million at Christmas as people apparently will pay whatever it takes to stop the constant bell ringing  (content.usatoday.com) (11)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Some Dog) Sad There is a large spike in Christmas gift returns ...to animal shelters  (kfoxtv.com) (287)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool So - I can shamelessly plug my webcomic and it will actually work? SOPA's like Christmas  (inhislikeness.com) (69)
(YouTube) Dumbass Since Drew is approving everything today, here is my band back in 2006 doing our Christmas original, "It's what I got in my sack"  (youtube.com) (15)


Tue January 17, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Drunk driver who killed 2 people on Christmas 2007 has a moment of Florida clarity and decides to sue them  (tampabay.com) (239)


Wed January 11, 2012
(InfoWorld) Obvious Doctor who is pissed he didn't get an iPhone or iPad for Christmas publishes article claiming TOUCHPAD DEVICES WILL CRIPPLE YOU FOR LIFE  (infoworld.com) (38)
(Stuff.co.nz) Strange Boy snags giant crayfish suitable for Christmas dinner, your nightmares  (stuff.co.nz) (75)


Mon January 09, 2012
(BBC) Sad British record store chain reports Christmas sales slump. In related news, apparently Britain still has record stores  (bbc.co.uk) (7)


Fri January 06, 2012
(CBS News) Sappy The same security camera that captured a man stealing a family's Christmas presents also captures him returning them two days later with an apology note. Unclear if you can see his heart grow three sizes  (cbsnews.com) (13)


Thu January 05, 2012
(USA Today) Interesting "Angry Birds" downloaded 6.5 million times on Christmas Day. In related news, 6.5 million belated Christmas gifts to be mailed this week  (content.usatoday.com) (63)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Daily Mail) Followup How attention whores are made: 7 year old daughter of "The Human Barbie" who got a boob job voucher last year got one for liposuction in her Christmas stocking  (dailymail.co.uk) (136)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Photoshop Subby is going to shoot his Christmas tree to space. Photoshop what you will do with your old Christmas tree  (bing.com) (21)
(Telegraph) Interesting A record number of guns were bought in America as Christmas presents. That'll teach the jolly fatman to think twice about breaking into our homes in the dead of night  (telegraph.co.uk) (141)


Sun January 01, 2012
(YouTube) Video SHMHC: Julie Christmas - Bow. Isn't it awful that they're letting women make heavy music? She can't hold a candle to whatever band you prefer. These thoughts and more to the right  (youtube.com) (59)
(Fark) Photoshop Theme: With Christmas over, Photoshop another holiday that doesn't need to be commercialized  (fark.com) (30)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Quad City Times) Florida In today's entry from the "better late than never" files, a Christmas package reaches its destination one year and six days after it was mailed  (qctimes.com) (30)
(Daily Mail) Amusing 'I hate the Cubs!' Die-hard White Sox fan, six, goes wild when parents give her a Cubs gift as Christmas joke  (dailymail.co.uk) (55)
(Washington Post) Scary Washington likes to dump its bad news late on Friday...but for the -really- bad news they wait until late on Friday right before Christmas: "And a $4.2 trillion deficit is something that Americans need to know about"  (washingtonpost.com) (94)
(Daily Mail) Obvious It's bad form to mock India's unhygienic conditions and lack of sanitation among the poor by driving around the slums in a Jaguar fitted with a toilet  (dailymail.co.uk) (104)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Followup 103 year-old woman and her 84 year-old daughter who avoided eviction get a belated Christmas gift. TFA: Guy who arranged this lost his own home to foreclosure  (ajc.com) (35)
(BBC) Hero After 50 years and 200,000 casks, Glenfiddich's master cooper retires from the job he started on Christmas Day, 1961--at age 15  (bbc.co.uk) (89)
(LA Times) Silly California church that trolls with unusual nativity displays every Christmas disappointed that someone answered with their own troll  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (161)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Nola.com) Dumbass Mother of the Year competition sees last-minute entry, as Louisiana woman leaves her foster children outside while she plays blackjack at a casino. On Christmas Eve day  (nola.com) (38)
(USA Today) Scary News: "Merry Christmas, there's a van in your house." Fark: Again  (usatoday.com) (18)
(BBC) Scary Turkey admits 35 civilian deaths. Well there was bound to be some retribution for the annual Christmas day massacre  (bbc.co.uk) (32)
(970 WFLA) Florida ♫ On the 12th day of Christmas a robber gave to me / A written apology ♫  (970wfla.com) (7)


Wed December 28, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Florida stripper restores faith in humanity on Christmas Eve  (thesmokinggun.com) (102)
(Some Guy) Strange The first Hello Kitty restaurant in China features pink tablecloths and lamps, waiters in white shirts with red bows and blue rompers, and a Christmas tree in the middle of the room, surrounded with Kitty balloons  (asiaone.com) (33)


Tue December 27, 2011
(YouTube) Video Someone took all those teenagers complaining about not getting a car or iPhone for Christmas and turned them into a song. Not safe for work lyrics  (youtube.com) (49)
(My Fox Boston) Cool Subway dispatcher will not be fired for displaying "deck the halls" lyrics in between boring messages on electronic signs on Christmas  (myfoxboston.com) (24)
(Starpulse) Sad The Osbournes' family dog died over Christmas. No word if Ozzy bit its head off  (starpulse.com) (12)
(CBS News) Dumbass Man steals Greyhound bus to visit a friend for Christmas  (cbsnews.com) (11)
(Reuters) Spiffy It's that time of the year again, Christmas shopping, spending time with family, the annual two day long Chinese pillow fight. Wait, what?  (reuters.com) (14)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Mother Jones) Spiffy The Obama administration's Christmas present to America? Hint: it's cleaner than a puppy  (motherjones.com) (236)
(ESPN) Interesting Will Breesus lead the Saints to victory over the Falcons... again? It's another year, and another post-Christmas New Orleans Saints vs. Atlanta Falcons game on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM ET on ESPN  (espn.go.com) (lots)
(Guardian) Cool Doctor Who 2011 Christmas Special Review. Humany woomany comments to the right (Warning: spoilers)  (guardian.co.uk) (93)
(WTSP.com) Asinine Woman punches elderly Walmart greeter on Christmas Eve rather than show receipts  (wtsp.com) (219)
(Some Londoner) Cool Want to see a city completely empty of people? Try London on Christmas morning  (ianvisits.co.uk) (66)


Sun December 25, 2011
(YouTube) Video SHMHC takes you South of Heaven to show you why no one celebrates Christmas better than metalheads  (youtube.com) (11)
(YouTube) Sappy An entire classroom full of children get the exact present they wanted from Santa. Yes, even one little girl who only wanted her father home from Iraq this Christmas. It sure is dusty in here  (youtube.com) (33)
(YouTube) Silly Terry Gilliam Christmas card: When you care enough to send the very silly  (youtube.com) (9)
(Yahoo) Interesting Can the Bears halt their free-fall into mediocrity? Will the Packers bounce back from the end of a perfect run? Will anyone still be sober after gallons of after-dinner spiked egg nog? Tune in for Christmas NFL action at 8:20 ET on NBC  (sports.yahoo.com) (1096)
(Deadline) Followup It was a merry Christmas weekend for Mission Impossible 4, Sherlock Holmes, and Alvin & the Chipmunks, but not for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Tintin  (deadline.com) (209)
(Some Guy) Silly Christmas greetings from Marvel & DC Comics. For those who keep score of these things, DC clearly won this battle  (comicbookmovie.com) (54)
(Some Guy) Interesting Okay photo-Farkers, if you've gotten a new camera and flash this Christmas/ Diwali/ Kwanzaa/ Hannukah/ Festivus/ Hitler's Birthday, this is a pretty good blog for learning how to use flashes  (strobist.blogspot.com) (41)
(YouTube) Sappy Merry Christmas everyone. Here's The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl with the timeless classic Fairytale of New York  (youtube.com) (14)
(I-Mockery) Obvious Die Hard is the best Christmas holiday action movie ever made. Ho, ho, ho  (i-mockery.com) (163)
(Buzzfeed) Cool I'm dreaming of a Skyrim Christmas  (buzzfeed.com) (111)
(Fark) Sappy It's the annual Fark "What I'm Thankful For" thread. Or if you prefer, the annual Fark "Dammit, Christmas Sucks" thread. Your pick  (fark.com) (373)
(PhysOrg.com) Obvious The big tech trend for 2012 is going to be analytics, analyzing the mounds of personal info they've collected about you to make you buy more stuff you don't need. Merry Christmas  (physorg.com) (40)
(ESPN) Spiffy The NBA returns for its truncated 2011/2012 season, but will the fans be back, as well? It's a Christmas Quintupleheader to open the season, with games beginning at Noon on TNT, 2:30 PM on ABC, and 8 PM on ESPN  (scores.espn.go.com) (166)
(Daily Mail) Sappy Playful penguins enjoying a white Christmas in Antarctica. Also, it's time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode  (dailymail.co.uk) (43)
(Boing Boing) Cool The Christmas tree is a lie  (boingboing.net) (37)
(YouTube) Sappy Merry Christmas, ya'll. Rocking it '80s style with Billy Squier and the MTV crew  (youtube.com) (11)
(Huffington Post) Strange The strange stories behind classic Christmas movies. Difficulty: they consider Elf to be "classic"  (huffingtonpost.com) (51)
(CBS DFW) Sappy As a joke, two Texas men began mailing each other the same Christmas card, year after year. The tradition has finally come to an end...61 years after it began  (dfw.cbslocal.com) (41)
(Mercury News) Sad Burglars steal all of a family's Christmas presents, and also the dog. Presumably to tie a big horn to the top of his head, if they can't find a reindeer, they'll make one instead  (mercurynews.com) (24)
(AP) Sappy Young girl sends her Christmas list to Santa via balloon, finds it to be much more reliable than the USPS  (hosted.ap.org) (22)
(Daily Mail) Interesting "The Slutcracker": Tchaikovsky's timeless Christmas ballet performed by pole dancers (w/video showcasing traditional & non-traditional versions of "The Nutcracker") Some content Not safe for work  (dailymail.co.uk) (157)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Baltimore Sun) Cool Most people's Christmas displays don't contain an F-104 Starfighter. But then, Tom Blair is not most people  (baltimoresun.com) (52)
(Fark) Photoshop Holiday Theme: What else Santa does on Christmas Eve  (fark.com) (14)
(YouTube) Video 12 years ago The West Wing had a Christmas episode that was among the most touching and moving ever. Here's the final scene  (youtube.com) (73)
(Yahoo) Cool Top selling Christmas gifts over the years  (shopping.yahoo.com) (69)
(TV|Line) Spiffy A guide to 81 Christmas marathons and specials airing this weekend. Now stop saying that there's nothing on to watch  (tvline.com) (42)
(Buzzfeed) Amusing What people wanted for Christmas... in 1975  (buzzfeed.com) (224)
(Daily Kos) Scary War on Christmas enters new and dangerous stage as Obama attempts to destroy it by wearing its name out  (dailykos.com) (126)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Interesting More people are wanting an official Red Ryder carbine-action two-hundred-shot range model air rifle under their Christmas tree this year  (ajc.com) (82)
(Some Guy) Hero Family of terminally ill 11 year old requests a few emergency vehicles drive by his house. Within 24 hours, 100 emergency vehicles give this young man an awesome farewell. Merry Christmas everyone. I'm gonna hug my kids  (firetruckblog.com) (206)
(SaveOnBrew) Advice Five worst beers to give as a gift. Let the Christmas rage begin  (saveonbrew.com) (129)
(Some Cooking Guy) Spiffy Subby'll be having Rosemary Garlic Prime Rib, caramelized carrots, asparagus w/ hollandaise sauce, steamed broccoli, mashed potatoes and Yorkshire pudding for Christmas dinner. What are you having?  (primetimesteakhouse.com) (283)
(Fark) FarkParty Brooklyn Christmas Heave Party  (fark.com) (19)
(Fark) FarkParty Christmas Eve, Lexington KY, Chase Tap Room, 9pm  (fark.com) (3)
(Some Guy) Followup And... HE'S OFF (exclamation point) Merry Christmas, Santa Trackers  (noradsanta.org) (50)
(BBC) Followup George Michael's illness was touch and go go for a while, but he's made it back home for what won't be his Last Christmas  (bbc.co.uk) (14)
(Daily Mail) Stupid "By using a five-foot-tall cannabis plant as a Christmas tree, Richards showed a total disregard for the law." (w/stoner Christmas pic)  (dailymail.co.uk) (90)
(MSNBC) Interesting 11 Christmas songs MSNBC hopes to never hear again. They could have simplified the list by just saying "all of them"  (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com) (127)
(Fox News) Stupid 'Twas an Occupier Christmas at Fox News. They report. And deride  (foxnews.com) (100)
(Lohud.com) Sappy Nine-year-old boy with leukemia gets rescue puppy for Christmas, delivered by fire truck. And if that don't do the trick, the pic in TFA will demolish the rest of you cold-hearted bastards  (lohud.com) (67)
(azfamily.com) Amusing Okay, the Darth Vader head and the Opus doll are pretty cool, but topping your Christmas tree with a Seahawks helmet is just too much  (azfamily.com) (46)
(Toronto Star) Caturday George the cat, thought to have died at airport, came back just in time for Christmas and Caturday  (thestar.com) (lots)
(Post-divorce Chronicles) Spiffy Post-divorce Chronicles discusses the best songs when you're alone this Christmas and uses a photo (courtesy of FARK) to illustrate their point (photo caption)  (postdivorcechronicles.com) (0)
(Daily Mail) Amusing On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve drummers drumming, eleven crocodiles snapping, ten lords...wait, what?  (dailymail.co.uk) (8)
(Onion AV Club) Amusing Displaced hoser tries to discern meaning of Canadian Christmas by listening to 12 straight hours of Canadian artists' greatest holiday albums and songs. "Why didn't anyone prepare me for how awful Rita MacNeil is?"  (avclub.com) (40)
(Fox Business) Stupid Author of "Scroogenomics: Why You Shouldn't Buy Presents for the Holidays," Compares Christmas shopping to the Homer Simpson theory of why people do things: "It's because they're stupid, that's why"  (foxbusiness.com) (72)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida The only white Christmas in Florida comes from bales of cocaine washing ashore  (sun-sentinel.com) (34)
(Denver Channel) Asinine Twenty-three Christmas props and 30,000 lights: $1500; Telling your HOA and their $25 biweekly fine to stick it: priceless  (thedenverchannel.com) (148)
(The Straight Dope) Scary If "Holiday Heart Syndrome" doesn't get you, the tree bugs will. Merry frickin' Christmas  (straightdope.com) (31)
(Washington Post) Strange Because Christmas falls on a Sunday, some churches are canceling services. Wait, what?  (washingtonpost.com) (82)
(Slate) Silly Christmas services have gone from simple nativity scenes to acts that would make Cher weep with envy  (slate.com) (33)
(ESPN) Satire ESPN gives some suggestions for Christmas gifts, including a Tackle Me Polamalu  (espn.go.com) (18)
(CNN) Ironic CNN dares ask the question: Just how do atheists celebrate Christmas? Ironically, of course?  (cnn.com) (560)


Thu December 22, 2011
(USA Today) Obvious Old and busted: Unlimited data* New Hotness: In stock*, guaranteed by Christmas**  (usatoday.com) (82)
(Fark) FarkParty Holiday Fark Party - No plans for Christmas Eve? Join us in LA for some drinks and eats  (fark.com) (83)
(Some Guy) Stupid Perhaps the only thing more obnoxious than people who spend a small fortune each year on Christmas presents for their children are the people who spend a small fortune on presents for their pets. "He's getting a costume and a hat"  (ktar.com) (122)
(Fark) Survey It's only a few days before Christmas. If there's a gift you would like, please post in this thread and this thread will be delivered to Santa at the North Pole  (fark.com) (625)
(Some Guy Who Hates Rusty Venture) Audio Merry Christmas from Dr. Mrs. The Monarch & hubby  (venturebrosblog.com) (25)
(Yahoo) Asinine Ace reporters uses their crack sleuthing skills to A) uncover government corruption B) investigate the shady dealings of congressional leaders C) ruin Sasha and Malia's Christmas  (news.yahoo.com) (90)
(Adweek) Amusing The year's most inappropriate Christmas ad claims that "Dick" puts "last-minute go" into "Santa's ho"  (adweek.com) (16)
(MSNBC) Interesting Study finds that "Christmas" beats "porn" once a year on Google. Most popular search still "Christmas girl Candy Kane"  (technolog.msnbc.msn.com) (16)
(YouTube) Video Tim Minchin and Professor Brian Cox team up to sing a modern Christmas carol. That sound you hear is the sound of thousands of farkettes falling in love, and thousands more farkers suddenly doubting their sexuality  (youtube.com) (26)
(CNN) Cool Stone Temple Pilots' Scott Weiland releasing Christmas album. Plans to give a new personal interpretation of "White Christmas"  (edition.cnn.com) (18)
(Slate) PSA The complete guide on how to give people the Christmas presents they actually want  (slate.com) (83)
(USA Today) PSA The oldest Christmas cake in America turned 100-years old. w/edible goodness photo  (content.usatoday.com) (29)
(AL.com) Fail Man sent by the Lord to plug in Mayor's Christmas lights held at gunpoint by Mayor until police arrive  (blog.al.com) (28)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Stars and Stripes) Sad Soldier pawns his Purple Heart for Christmas. That hurts  (stripes.com) (187)
(Some Guy) Scary Mistletoe, snow spray, bubble lights, alcohol, and other common Christmas items that will kill you, because death never takes a holiday  (syracuse.com) (56)
(YouTube) Amusing I'll see your dog video, and raise you a blind kitty in a christmas tree  (youtube.com) (23)
(Click Orlando) Florida Christmas decorations stolen. Suspect reported to have green complexion and a heart two times too small  (clickorlando.com) (12)
(Wimp) Cool Merry doggone Christmas  (wimp.com) (11)
(YouTube) Cool Now, THIS is a Christmas choir I would like to get my hands on  (youtube.com) (25)
(Some Guy) Stupid Want to pay off someone's layaway for toys? Totally okay. Want to prepare dinner for shut-ins and deliver them on Christmas Day? HOLD THE FARKING PHONES  (billingsgazette.com) (115)
(Some Guy) Cool Albums to help you have a very metal Christmas  (gibson.com) (51)
(LA Times) Sad I'm dreaming of a $10 Christmas  (latimes.com) (34)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Media Matters) Strange The latest Soros-funded cartoonishly evil left-wing liberal organization to wage war on Christmas is....The National Rifle Association?  (mediamatters.org) (124)
(Warming Glow) Hero "Community" flash mob to visit NYC's Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree in effort to save the show. This message is approved by Annie's Boobs  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (83)
(WTAE Pittsburgh) Sappy Kid: Santa, I want my mom home from Iraq for Christmas. Mall Santa: Well, look who I happen to have in my sleigh  (wtae.com) (96)
(WISHTV) Stupid Bank robber: Give me all your money or I'll hot glue you into a Christmas ornament  (wishtv.com) (17)
(Some Guy) Strange Apparently this year's War on Christmas will be of the "civil" variety as MI homeowners recieve an anonymous letter denouncing their Christmas light displays for perpetuating a pagan tradition  (northwestohio.com) (194)
(YouTube) Amusing A large sampling of Christmas songs that have been improperly captioned by YouTube. Come for the Married Priest Mysterious, stay for the Chess Match Rusting Envelope Inside  (youtube.com) (8)
(SeattlePI) Sad Courtney Stodden's new Christmas photos are so tasteless they made Anderson Cooper throw up a little in his mouth  (blog.seattlepi.com) (232)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Wimp) Video It's a dubstep Christmas  (wimp.com) (65)
(Yahoo) Interesting Oh hey got your Christmas list there, do you? I don't want to tie up the shop's money, so $20. Maybe a little more if it's authentic. I got a buddy who's an expert on lists  (finance.yahoo.com) (28)
(YouTube) Video Less than a week 'til Christmas? Shoot, it's past time for "Barbecue" from "Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas"  (youtube.com) (18)
(Houston Chronicle) Spiffy From "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" to "The Star Wars Holiday Special" it's time to celebrate the worst of Christmas  (chron.com) (64)
(Google) Photoshop Photoshop Theme: the last thing you want to find under your tree on Christmas morning  (google.com) (42)
(CBS 46 Atlanta) Amusing If the Mayans were right, this could be your last Christmas. So why not spend your money on lava resistant attire, or the baddest dog on planet. Low on cash? Charge it, it won't matter anyways  (cbsatlanta.com) (53)


Sun December 18, 2011
(ESPN) Obvious Patriots confuse Christmas for Easter, crucify Jesus  (scores.espn.go.com) (321)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy David and Victoria Beckham may be leaving the U.S. permanently. Best. Christmas present. Evar  (dailymail.co.uk) (29)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting Christmas tree vendors see rise in sales  (newssun.suntimes.com) (14)
(Some Guy) Interesting Christmas tree vendors see decline in sales  (ktsm.com) (17)
(NPR) Spiffy Jingle Jams: come for the picture of an orangutan in Christmas clothes playing the ukelele, stay for the holiday mix you can actually tolerate  (npr.org) (14)
(Vancouver Sun) Silly Santa gets in shape for a long, difficult Christmas Eve via good old-fashioned bar brawl with another Santa. Bad Santa  (vancouversun.com) (22)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Silly Michele Bachmann tells Santa all she wants for Christmas is to "win in Iowa." Santa forced to tell her he's not real and not all wishes come true  (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (29)
(Daily Mail) Cool The coolest mini Christmas you'll see all day  (dailymail.co.uk) (11)
(Google) Photoshop Photoshop a world where there is a actual war on Christmas  (google.com) (58)
(WXYZ Detroit) Fail Woman puts $700 worth of Christmas gifts in wrong car. Who needs the Grinch to steal Christmas when you can give it away yourself?  (wxyz.com) (77)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Some Grinch) Silly Leave the Christmas cookies, cakes, candy bars, and soda at home ya little fatties, school is no place for yummy holiday celebrations this year  (boston.cbslocal.com) (43)
(YouTube) Sappy Christmas greetings don't get any warmer than Teddy the Talking Porcupine's  (youtube.com) (13)
(News.com.au) Dumbass Mall Santa asks boy with autism if he wants a jail cell for Christmas  (news.com.au) (177)
(YouTube) Amusing The cast of "The Muppet Show," "Sesame Street," and "Fraggle Rock" join together for "A Muppet Family Christmas" originally aired December 16th 1987. Enjoy  (youtube.com) (15)
(Outside) Cool While you've been stuffing your face with Christmas goodies at the office all week, a 62-year-old Wyoming man ran a 100K ultramarathon in a time of 15:41:04. Oh, and the average temperature was -12˚F, because he ran it in Antarctica  (outsideonline.com) (61)
(Daily Mail) Silly The War on Christmas gets real as canned reindeer meat goes on sale  (dailymail.co.uk) (32)
(Stylist) Amusing Scarlett Johansson hates 'mean, flapping birds' (no topless pics for them this Christmas)  (stylist.co.uk) (34)
(LiveLeak) Cool The bestest, most fabulous, coolest, greatest, most awesomest, kick-ass, amateur Christmas light light-up you will ever see. If you don't want this video Santa will consider you on the naughty list  (liveleak.com) (42)
(TheFW.com) Interesting Good Grief! Ten things you didn't know about "A Charlie Brown Christmas"  (thefw.com) (143)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Let's Bring 'Em Home is underway again for 2011 and asking the Fark community for any help contributing to help buy plane tickets to fly soldiers home for Christmas. Farkers have stepped up every year since 2005 to help  (lbeh.org) (139)
(BBC) Amusing Michael Buble's Christmas message: "go f*ck yourself." The Aristocrats  (bbc.co.uk) (74)
(BBC) Interesting Well all right, but apart from inventing a white Christmas, sympathetic view of poverty, red tape, modern character comedy dialogue, modern film conventions and meaningful character names, what has Charles Dickens ever done for us?  (bbc.co.uk) (121)
(My Fox DC) Amusing Residents want stolen baby Jesus returned, say, "You want to take him for a little joy ride, that's fine. Just make sure he's back for Christmas"  (myfoxdc.com) (37)
(The Local (Germany)) Spiffy Old and Busted: Christmas markets. New Hotness: Erotic Christmas markets  (thelocal.de) (22)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass During November and December of last year over 13,000 people were treated in ERs nationwide due to injuries involving holiday decorations. If there is a "war on Christmas" I'd say Christmas is winning  (emaxhealth.com) (44)
(Some Nice Guy) Sappy Mystery Santa walks into Kmart, pays off poor families' layaway items in time for Christmas. Dust cleanup in Aisle 5  (kpax.com) (137)
(Forbes) Fail Top 10 best Christmas movies of all time...as per Forbes  (forbes.com) (184)
(Wimp) Video Crew of HMS Ocean sends best ever holiday Christmas video to their families  (wimp.com) (25)
(HelenaIR.com) Sappy Mall security guard finds envelope containing $300 in Christmas money and note with kids' clothing sizes, goes all CSI and tracks down grateful and dumbfounded owner using only the note and security camera footage  (helenair.com) (76)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting Eggnog, undercooked poultry, and nine other things that could ruin your Christmas. Your in-laws surprisingly absent from the list  (mnn.com) (90)
(NPR) Amusing This year's Christmas must-have gift for kids: Spinning Tops. Next thing you know, those little whippersnappers will be pushing steel hoops down the pathway with a stick. Now excuse me while I go get some fresh onions for my belt  (npr.org) (73)
(The Local (Sweden)) Cool Hand grenade Christmas balls? Who could possibly have a problem with that?  (thelocal.se) (56)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Radar Magazine) Weird Human lump of coal Snooki decorates her Christmas tree  (radaronline.com) (39)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Fail Thinking about spending this month's mortgage payment on Christmas presents for your kids? Go ahead. They don't like to foreclose during the holidays  (ajc.com) (42)
(BBC) Amusing Royal Mail gets Christmas card in mailbox addressed to "James Carrigan, My Best Mate, Stays in Cardonald, Glasgow." CHALLENGE ACCEPTED  (bbc.co.uk) (102)
(Daily Mail) Sad One in three will go into debt to pay for holiday presents. Merry... Christmas?  (dailymail.co.uk) (125)
(Some Guy) Fail Some advice from the TSA on how not to mess up their Christmas  (bbc.com) (219)


Sun December 11, 2011
(LiveLeak) Cool Probably the coolest illusion done with Christmas lights that you'll see this year. Bonus: No Trans-Siberian or computer synchronized lights  (liveleak.com) (40)
(Some Guy) Silly I have no idea what's going on, so here's a tiger with a Christmas present on its head  (mailonsunday.co.uk) (19)
(Life.com) Amusing Still not in the Christmas spirit? Maybe this slideshow of children crying while getting their picture taken with Santa Claus will put you in the mood  (life.com) (60)
(Some Deist) Asinine The War on Christmas is real in Santa Monica, as two atheists score 18 of 21 sites normally used by churches for nativity scenes. Fark: Freedom of Speech for Me, but not for Thee as 16 of the 18 atheist sites remain empty  (smdp.com) (815)
(Toronto Star) Sick The ten most inappropriate Christmas songs ever recorded. "D--- in a Box"  (thestar.com) (97)
(Some Guy) Stupid North Korea warns South Korea to not display any Christmas lights near the border because it interferes with Dear Leader's golf game  (vancouversun.com) (53)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Google) Photoshop Photoshop theme: Rejected Christmas cards  (google.com) (65)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Grinch steals holidays from Boca Raton  (sun-sentinel.com) (42)
(Some Guy) Florida Holiday Tip: When decorating your yard with Christmas cheer, be sure it's not the same Christmas cheer you stole from your neighbor's house a block away  (933flz.com) (19)
(Daily Mail) Cool Memory Lane: Remember everything you ever wanted for Christmas as a kid? Take a look at this catalog from 1976 for a glimpse of how we used to live  (dailymail.co.uk) (536)


Wed December 07, 2011
(The Raw Story) Obvious Wisconsin's Lieutenant Governor says public employees are lazy drains on society and are out to ruin Christmas. In other news, Wisconsin has a Lieutenant Governor  (rawstory.com) (146)
(WXYZ Detroit) PSA It's Christmastime, so here's your obligatory "gift cards may cost you money if you don't use them" story  (wxyz.com) (75)
(Stylist) Amusing Forget tidings of great joy - try greetings of great depression. All you need for a very bleak Christmas  (stylist.co.uk) (51)
(Canoe) Stupid School bus drivers ordered to remove Christmas decorations, including ribbons, bows, snowflakes, Christmas crackers, snowmen, elves, Santa Claus and angels from their buses. That's stup-- angels? BURN IN HELL OTTO  (cnews.canoe.ca) (57)


Tue December 06, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting Radio stations that switch to All-Christmas format are doubling their ratings. Suck it Thanksgiving, Passover, and Ramadan radio  (hollywoodreporter.com) (188)
(BBC) Hero Socalist labor unions ruin another business with selfish--oh, they took a 50% wage cut voluntarily to keep their employer afloat? And an extra-long unpaid Christmas break? Those commies  (bbc.co.uk) (66)
(Huffington Post) Florida "Police arrested a woman they said killed her friend and hid her body under a pile of Christmas presents"  (huffingtonpost.com) (32)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Telegraph) Interesting Government agency to provide free morning-after pills this Christmas season to any ho, ho, hos that request them over the phone  (telegraph.co.uk) (137)
(CNN) Scary I am sick and tired of these motherfarkin' snakes in these motherfarkin' Christmas trees  (ireport.cnn.com) (75)
(NYPost) Spiffy OWS protester scores Wall Street job, which means the rest of you smelly hippies have to go home and let Wall Street bankers enjoy their Christmas bonuses in peace  (nypost.com) (371)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Live Science) Interesting Why Atheists celebrate Christmas. Also why Trekkies celebrate March 22 in Riverside, Why Potter fanatics celebrate July 31, and why leprechauns are hoarding gold  (livescience.com) (279)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool If your Christmas list doesn't look like this, turn in your nerd card   (digitallife.today.msnbc.msn.com) (47)
(Toronto Sun) Dumbass Johnny Depp has managed to piss off Christians with his new Christmas song. That's pretty hard to do  (torontosun.com) (87)
(Daily Mail) Strange Christmas 2011: Explaining to your kids that their toys are rentals  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)
(Oregon Live) Amusing Your guide to crappy Christmas music  (oregonlive.com) (81)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail School bans Christmas cards. "In their effort to be PC, they've achieved the absurd"  (610wiod.com) (76)
(CNN) Dumbass Obama betrays his Muslim faith at White House Christmas tree lighting  (religion.blogs.cnn.com) (285)
(CBS News) Interesting New poll says half of all Americans are worried that they can't afford to pay for Christmas. Other half of Americans still paying off Christmas 2008  (cbsnews.com) (30)


Thu December 01, 2011
(BBC) Scary Oldest Holocaust archive features gifts for under the National Socialist Christmas tree: Nazi Viewmasters, childrens' books on how to identify Jews like poisonous mushrooms, and the delightful "Juden Raus" board game  (bbc.co.uk) (91)
(Showbiz Spy) Sappy This Christmas, k.d. lang will be visited by the illegitimate son she never knew she had  (showbizspy.com) (20)
(Buffalo.com) Hero Frat guys run 45 miles carrying Christmas tree -- but it's not "hazing"  (home.buffalo.com) (20)
(Short List) Amusing Cheery News: Brewery releases beer called 'Christmas Jumper'. Morbid Fark: Brewery based at UK's most notorious suicide cliff  (shortlist.com) (21)
(Some Guy) Followup Christmas gamma ray burst was either a supernova or aliens. I'm not saying it's aliens, but  (tgdaily.com) (14)
(Some Guy) Misc It's not truly the holidays without a Soft Tinsel Sausage Dog or Inflatable Santa in the Outhouse  (fenton-highridge.patch.com) (10)
(Some drunk guy) Followup Liquor cabinet AT-AT walker. May the half fourth be with you this Christmas  (dvice.com) (35)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Why not mix it up this Christmas with a shotgun shell Mother Mary, a penguin Joseph, and a s'more baby Jesus?  (whyismarko.com) (39)
(Boing Boing) Cool Gingerbread AT-AT walker. May the force be with you this Christmas  (boingboing.net) (30)
(Adweek) Interesting The top ten most shoplifted items this Christmas, brought to you by the Institute of Blindfolded Dart Throwing  (adweek.com) (83)
(Rasmussen Reports) Obvious A new Rasmussen poll finds 70% of American adults prefer stores that use signs with Merry Christmas over Happy Holidays  (rasmussenreports.com) (377)
(lehighvalleylive) Silly Worst Christmas song of all time? Commenters debate Dominic the Donkey vs. I Want A Hippopotamus  (lehighvalleylive.com) (374)
(YouTube) Cool We're all cynical this time of year but Neil Diamond and John Lennon remind you to have a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year with a pretty cool video. WAR IS OVER IF YOU WANT IT KIDS  (youtube.com) (20)


Tue November 29, 2011
(NYPost) Scary Obama's unbelievably ill-timed visit to New York City on the same day as the lighting of the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center will be a thousand times worse than 9/11, according to a totally unbiased source  (nypost.com) (171)
(Some Elf) Cool Has your office started decorating for Christmas yet? Will you decorate your cube?  (partycheap.com) (183)
(Some Guy) Cool Star Wars: The Grinch Who Stole Christmas Edition  (inquisitr.com) (10)
(The Tennessean) Spiffy "A quarter-ton of roofing shingles, 5 tons of construction debris, gasoline and diesel fuel, a dead deer and an armadillo." Redneck 12 Days of Christmas? Close, but nope: The 10 weeks of microbial composting  (tennessean.com) (18)
(My Fox DC) Asinine Thanksgiving is over. So you know what that means - time for douchebag neighborhood associations to start telling people what color Christmas lights they can't hang on their porch  (myfoxdc.com) (56)
(The Consumerist) Stupid The 12 days of Christmas will now set you back more than $100K, according to the Association of Recycled News Story Writers  (consumerist.com) (36)
(WFSB Rocky Hill) Weird Woman steals ornaments at craft fair, uses ornament to stab pursuer while fleeing police. I'm dreaming of a White Trash Christmas  (wfsb.com) (32)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Fail Have you ever looked at your Christmas tree and thought, "It needs more tanned guidos?" Well, these Jersey Shore ornaments have you covered  (popwatch.ew.com) (48)
(Daily Mail) Cool O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, how costly are thy branches  (dailymail.co.uk) (21)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop theme: Times are tough, photoshop how you are going to scrimp on Christmas  (en.wiktionary.org) (29)
(The Local (Sweden)) Obvious Countdown begins for the annual burning of the Swedish Christmas Goat  (thelocal.se) (34)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail ♫ Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul, 'til the cops, alas, came and beat his ass, and then threw him in the hole..... ♪  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)
(Paste Magazine) Interesting Paste Magazine ranks 11 Christmas ales. Santa might need a designated sleigh flyer  (pastemagazine.com) (66)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Guardian) Scary How not to put up a Christmas tree  (guardian.co.uk) (24)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Gawker) Dumbass Today's "oh no you din't" billboard brought to you by Wodka™ brand Vodka: "Christmas Quality, Hanukkah Pricing"  (gawker.com) (77)
(LA Times) Fail Wait, so this Arthur movie isn't about a drunk guy at Christmas? Screw that  (latimes.com) (6)
(Some Jolly Old Elf) Photoshop Halloween is barely over, Thanksgiving isn't here yet and stores are putting out Christmas decorations already. Photoshop the results of two holidays being combined into one. LGT example  (thisiskristin.com) (24)


Sun November 20, 2011
(WIVB) Cool Radio station gives away fifty turkeys. Hopefully, they learned a valuable lesson from WKRP  (wivb.com) (35)


Sat November 19, 2011
(YouTube) Weird You know Christmas is close when the over the top decorators start posing videos of their displays online. This one makes the Angry Birds angrier  (youtube.com) (22)


Fri November 18, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Cool The trailer for the Doctor Who Christmas special is here and it's all sorts of Narnia  (iheartchaos.com) (100)
(Showbiz Spy) Obvious Kim Kardashian plans huge Christmas bash to take her mind off the fact that she's a talentless, vapid, annoying ho-ho-ho  (showbizspy.com) (34)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Starpulse) Obvious God turns Danny Trejo's life around after prison chat. Danny Trejo returns the favor by starring in "The Muppets" and "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas"  (starpulse.com) (43)


Tue November 15, 2011
(MSNBC) Scary The War on Christmas taken to a frightening new level with the deployment of anti-aircraft weapons  (msnbc.msn.com) (48)


Mon November 14, 2011
(MLive.com) Stupid Man wins $176K in lottery, says he is going to buy a new house, a new car, and get his kids anything they want for Christmas. You do the math, he obviously can't  (mlive.com) (179)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad Your turkey is $15 more this year. Thanks to China eating more meat  (dailymail.co.uk) (113)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Jalopnik) Sappy I know what your dad wants for Christmas  (jalopnik.com) (71)
(Some Guy) Weird And now the latest from the Florida of the North: man walks into strangers' house, starts putting up Christmas decorations  (whiotv.com) (33)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Boston.com) Cool Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain, but I've never seen James Taylor in a production of "A Christmas Carol" before  (boston.com) (10)
(new american) Followup Obama administration drops Christmas tree tax, landing and takeoff fees for Santa still in effect  (thenewamerican.com) (66)


Thu November 10, 2011
(CBS 46 Atlanta) Sappy Broke family, living in a motel: 'Sorry son, there might not be a Christmas this year.' 7-year old son: 'Not on my watch. So help me God Christmas is happening'  (cbsatlanta.com) (110)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Obama administration to impose new 15-cent charge on all fresh Christmas trees, called the Christmas Tree Tax, which will support a new fed program to improve the image and marketing of Christmas trees. Outrage in your evergreens to the right  (blog.heritage.org) (177)


Mon November 07, 2011
(HotHardware) Spiffy Commodore 64 released just in time for Christmas. This is not a repeat of 1982  (hothardware.com) (36)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Reuters) Cool I'm dreaming of a 65" plasma Christmas  (reuters.com) (122)
(Bangor Daily News) Spiffy Whale adoption urged as Christmas present. I'm going to need a bigger aquarium  (bangordailynews.com) (31)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Amusing Entertainment Weekly reviewer gives "A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas" an A, immediately apologizes for doing so  (insidemovies.ew.com) (31)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Obvious Holiday sales have started already. That would explain why the stores are playing ♫ SIIIIIIIIIMPLY HAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIIIIIIIIIIIME ♫  (ajc.com) (70)
(New York Daily News) Asinine Santa gets a pink slip for Christmas  (nydailynews.com) (9)


Thu November 03, 2011
(The Consumerist) Stupid Stores take early merchandising of Christmas to the next level with the rolling out of belated Xmas cards just after Halloween  (consumerist.com) (71)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Komo) Interesting Survey says that one third of Americans plan to spend less for Christmas gifts this year. Other two thirds still paying off Christmas 2007  (komonews.com) (10)


Mon October 31, 2011
(MSP Business Journal) Interesting Target announces plans to open stores at midnight on Thanksgiving in an attempt to get shoppers to spend more time in their stores on Black Friday. Of course, time is pretty much the only thing Americans have to spend this Christmas  (bizjournals.com) (164)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Some Snowman) Followup LIke Halloween and Christmas decorations, Snowmageddon coming earlier every year  (accuweather.com) (55)


Sat October 29, 2011
(The Courier) Strange Not news: Live nativity scene planned for Christmas. Fark: With the parts played by meerkats  (thecourier.co.uk) (16)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Sick An anti-welfare board game has been repackaged and relabeled Obozo's America and will surely be a hit for 1% of your Christmas list   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (158)


Sat October 22, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Silly Zooey Deschanel Christmas album out next week. It's so QUIRKY  (hollywoodreporter.com) (97)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Abc.net.au) Spiffy Dead Gaddafi = a) peace and stability in Libya b) US troops home for Christmas c) cheap petrol for Aussies  (abc.net.au) (12)


Thu October 20, 2011
(CBC) Scary Just in time for Christmas: Replica AK47 bb guns  (cbc.ca) (148)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Reuters) Stupid Attention shoppers, for sale this Christmas we have a yurt, only for $75,000  (uk.reuters.com) (39)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Fox News) Asinine Massachussetts principal single-handedly cancels Halloween and Thanksgiving. No word on the status of Christmas yet  (foxnews.com) (129)

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