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258 headlines found matching 'Christmas'
Wed March 04, 2015
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(CBC)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe a 20-foot talking Christmas tree wasn't such a good use of taxpayer money
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(21)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
PSA: It's time to take down your Christmas tree. Especially if it is right beside the fireplace
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(35)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron evolves from Growing Pains to dominating the Razzies with Saving Christmas
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the mall after the Christmas rush
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Sat February 21, 2015
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Remember the 20/20 about the guy that turned his holiday display into a Fark You to his neighbors? The township is back in court trying to get him to clean it up
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(27)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone will ruin the holiday season by having his masturbatory celebration of one of America's most dangerous domestic terrorists premiere on Christmas
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(44)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Brian Williams may not really have stared down the barrel of a .38 while selling Christmas trees
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Wed February 04, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
UPS hates delivering to your house, will be slapping you with surcharges because it overstaffed itself during the 2014 Christmas season
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Fri January 30, 2015
(Geekologie)
 
 
 
Sure, Christmas has passed, but Geekology has just found the perfect present for your conservative relatives; Homoerotic dinosaur romance
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(30)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Dad releases balloons at son's grave every Christmas to spread word about his charity to save other children. Sniff. Farking hayfever
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(43)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Six dead in Christmas tree fire in 16,000 sq ft home. Don't let this happen to you
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Mon January 26, 2015
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Shoplifter who stole air fresheners, deodorant and cheese for Christmas presents for friends given suspended sentence, told to use it making cleaner friends
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Mon January 12, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you still have your Christmas tree up? You do? Amateurs. This guy has has not taken down his real tree for 40 years now
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(52)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"So many couples seek the help of professionals to have their marriage dissolved after the strains of the Christmas season that the first Monday of the first working week of the year is known among lawyers as Divorce Monday"
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(59)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In a post-Christmas miracle, dozens of people are having visions after eating Jesus-cake
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(56)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Cavaliers are getting you a late Christmas present, trading for J.R. Smith. There won't be enough shots to go around if they played with three basketballs
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Sun January 04, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Real Christmas trees are "like catnip" to lions. With AWW pictures from Cambridgeshire zoo
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Fri January 02, 2015
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Hitchhiker arraigned for executing couple who gave him a lift on Christmas Eve reveals giant balls at arraignment: "I would like to have a different ending to this other than my death, because I don't like this situation"
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Thu January 01, 2015
(Get Reading)
 
 
 
Now that every other person got their own personal drone for Christmas you can look forward to days of shivering in the dark after they are crashed into power lines, electrical transformers and substations
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Wed December 31, 2014
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Professor reveals that most Christmas carols don't mean what you think they do. Scrooge
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(110)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Now that the Christmas Season is over we can all look forward to the Head Lice Season
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(67)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
San Antonio police blow up a box of Christmas ornaments. The War on Christmas™ is real, sheeple
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(25)
 
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
Man on an 80 mile snowmobile ride to Christmas dinner falls through the ice and then gets stalked by a wolverine during his 30 mile walk in frozen clothes and sub-zero temperatures. So, how was your holiday traffic this year?
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
RadioShack: What do you mean that closing our stores is as expensive as keeping them open?
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(57)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Man arrested for domestic assault after choking his wife with a roll of wrapping paper on Christmas. You never have these sorts of problems on Festivus
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
At Christmas the fixtures come Rooney and Walcott, Man Utd face Spurs at midday, Chelsea travel to Southampton and pick of the day Arsenal visit the Boleyn Ground for a tactical masterclass
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're sitting out on the front porch of your trailer at 1:30 a.m. playing Xbox games and for no reason at all a group of men show up and start throwing bottles, cans, and Christmas decorations at you?
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Sun December 28, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Daughter shocked, SHOCKED over dismal Christmas "meal" of a piece of bologna, a piece of salami, a bun and some "watery macaroni salad" that was served at father's nursing home, but it still looks better than what subby had (w/pic of meal)
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(233)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
What kind of people have 70,000 lights for Christmas decorations? This kind
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(39)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Have you checked to make sure none of your Christmas presents are spying on you yet? Yeah, might want to do that
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(6)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Getting busted huffing in a Walmart bathroom on Christmas Eve is no way to go through life, mommy
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(39)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Fire dept: ''At the risk of sounding like a Christmas tale, the cause of the fire was believed to be sun refracting through a snow globe in the shop window which then ignited 'reindeer food' and fake snow material in their window display"
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(29)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Night: The NHL is back from the Christmas break with 13 games tonight, 6 @7ET to kick off the night.. Also for the dedicated fans, World Junior's @1, 4, 5 & 8ET and Spengler Cup games for the 3 or 4 of you waiting for your pond to freeze
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(213)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Nutmeg, the go-to spice for Christmas, has a dark, secret, deadly history that is more appropriate for Halloween
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(51)
 


Fri December 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexican priest who spoke out against the country's spate of violence was found murdered on Christmas
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(96)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
California governor Jerry Brown issues 104 Christmas pardons. That's a lot of turkeys
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(42)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Man drives to Temecula on Christmas day just to kick some guy's ass over Kobe beef
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(81)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here are 17 toys every kid in the '80s wanted for Christmas. That Ghostbusters firehouse playset will always be cool, and Teddy Ruxpin still wants your eternal soul
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(186)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It isn't really Christmas in L.A. until the palm trees burst into flames
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(37)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh hospital sends babies home in Christmas stockings. It's the ultimate stocking stuffer
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(52)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Not sure what to do with your old Christmas tree next week? Feed it to the goats. "It takes less than an hour for the goats to strip the tree bare"
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(66)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
18-year-old man and his 42-year-old wife arrested for stealing Christmas decorations, his defense? "Well, this is my job"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas from everyone on the Luge World Cup tour
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Thu December 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail would like to remind you that of all the dumb shiat you do this Christmas, don't drunkenly burn down the house heating up your Hot Pockets
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(29)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
You may be high, but you'll never be Patrick Stewart wearing an animated, singing Christmas elf hat high
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(34)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will the Doctor and Clara go their separate ways? What terror does Santa have in store for our heroes? Find out tonight in Last Christmas. It's your official Doctor Who Christmas Special discussion thread. The ho-ho-ho-horror starts at 9pm ET
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(181)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Mistletoe could help fight liver disease in a neat reversal of last year, when it played a major part in giving you hepatitis at the company Christmas party
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(11)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Christmas tradition as old as time itself: gathering 'round the tree to watch Santa Claus Conquers the Martians from MST3K season 3. Joel, Servo, and Crow give us a true Christmas treat. "Pills for breakfast? What are we? Judy Garland?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Airline passenger flips out, gets thrown off the plane because: A) Wi-Fi doesn't work. B) cabin is too warm. C) workers wished him Merry Christmas
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(175)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"A Christmas Story" in 8-bit
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(17)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
The Grinch of Park Slope, Brooklyn has lit up the neighborhood with fear after stealing all the Christmas lights off the trees
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(24)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
60 years ago today, Bing Crosby's 'White Christmas' enters the Billboard Pop chart for the eleventh time, still the biggest selling single worldwide of all time
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(9)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christmas Day "relative rage" usually kicks in at 3:45 PM... Earlier if the booze runs out
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(99)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Frank Sinatra and Elvis Presley duet? Yes, here's your musical Christmas gift from 1960
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(7)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
100 years ago today, for a few brief moments, tidings of great joy and peace crawled out of the trenches. Here's a BBC doc on the Christmas Truce of 1914. Joyeux Noel
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(30)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
The worst Christmas movies of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(15)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man enduring middle school Christmas concert has what should be a fatal heart attack, but fellow concertgoers armed with defibrillator refuse to let him take the easy way out
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(35)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson goes to great lengths to ruin Christmas. I didn't know he released a new album
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(77)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Christmas Eve on Cocoa Beach wouldn't be complete without hundreds of surfing Santas
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(7)
 
(Bluefield Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
West Virginia state troopers: License and registration, please. Thanks, now here's your $100. Merry Christmas
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(47)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What do other countries call Santa Claus? If you believe this map, come for Yule Goat, stay for Christmas Log
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(33)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Rock performing a karaoke version of "Here Comes Santa Claus" complete with Elvis impersonation and a bad Christmas sweater onesie
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(16)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Captain Steroid presents his 5th Annual X-Mas Photoshop Contest. Theme: Drunken Santa. Difficulty: NO TFers. Winner gets one month of FREE TotalFark. Contest ends at 11pm CST tonight. Merry Christmas, one and all. :-)
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(50)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
As of now, tens of millions of people haven't even begun their Christmas shopping, and 100 percent of those people are guys
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(107)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A true Christmas tradition and a holiday classic: David Sedaris reads his outstanding Santaland Diaries. "Standing in a two-hour line makes people worry that they're not living in a democratic nation"
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(24)
 
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Spilled cash on Hong Kong roadway makes early Christmas for some. "They looked like school kids who knew they were being naughty, but thought, 'this is a once in a lifetime thing'. Everyone had the same look on their face"
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(33)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The USDA has some helpful holiday food advice to make sure you don't accidentally kill your family this Christmas
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(39)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A look at how National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, the greatest Christmas movie of all time, came to be. "Merry Christmas. Sh*tter's full"
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(99)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Caught short trying to buy Christmas presents? Well, how much have you spent on your daily caffeine fix this year? And yes, there's a calculator for it
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(13)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Kanye West outraged that a Kanye West impersonator released a Christmas parody album of Yeezus called Kreezus. And yes, it sounds better than West's original, though admittedly a choking weasel would sound better
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(18)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
100 years ago tonight: The Christmas Truce
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(53)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
You've just won this year's eggnog chugging competition. Congrats, here's your $50 gift card to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse and your bill for a three-day hospital stay. Merry Christmas
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Jews eat Chinese food on Christmas? Here comes Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan to explain why
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(118)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
R.I.P. - The Christmas card: 1843 - 2014
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(28)
 
(Bustle)
 
 
 
New app shows what 200 calories of different Christmas food looks like. Condensed version: Not enough
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(16)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Christmas Eve, Fark. It's time once again to enjoy the greatest Christmas song of all time, The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl's beloved ode to holidays and love lost, Fairytale of New York
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(28)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
The old Christmas stories are the best; like the one where two friends have a fight, one bites the other, and the bruise looks like the face of Jesus
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(15)
 
(Dinosaur Dracula)
 
 
 
Relive your youth with toy ads from the 1985 JCPenney Christmas Catalog
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(131)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why every guy would love a train set at Christmas
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(13)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In yet another front in the war on Christmas, government tells Ohio man to take down his Nativity display
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(95)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Christmas Bowl Week continues as Marshall squares off against Northern Illinois in the Boca Raton Bowl, followed by Navy vs. San Diego State in the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl. Action starts at 6pm ET on ESPN
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(23)
 
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge, Christmas Cookie Edition
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(31)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Las Vegas sinks to new low in tacky Christmas decorations and hangs a dead tree trimmer from a palm tree
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(43)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ikea's special Christmas "Get a gazillion live aphids with every real Christmas tree purchased" promotion does not go over with consumers as well as had been hoped (pic)
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(34)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How a man spent a night with his mother in a Bangkok sex hotel and learned how to communicate with her at Christmas
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(33)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The 12 beers of Christmas. Collect them all
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(8)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
How much money are you spending on your pets this Christmas and what are they getting? Besides steak
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(12)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How to look busy at work in the final few hours you've got until Christmas
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(26)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
OPEC says it will not reduce output to raise the price of a barrel of oil. Christmas is officially saved
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finally a song that sums up what it's like to spend Christmas in Australia
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(15)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Are you the Christmas guest from hell? If not, here's how to up your game for the holidays
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(8)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I'm an atheist and anti-consumerist, which makes Christmas pretty difficult"
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here are 10 ways to deal with a Christmas hangover. It's not too early to post your own secret concoction
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(8)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
New Jersey has new Christmas tree controlled by Twitter. #whogivesafark
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(13)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Sweet Christmas... Mike Colter has been cast as Luke Cage
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(33)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Diamonds on the soles of her cleats and other Christmas gift ideas for the child born on third base
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(3)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"We here at Slate have improved Santa's Christmas Eve delivery route"
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(47)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the ghost of Del Rio's car take out Hogan Claus? Is Rollins a Heyman guy now? How many NXT chants will we get? Baby girl, you know it's time for Raw is Christmas. (8PM est, USA/9.99)
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(1106)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
World's most expensive Christmas tree worth every penny. Just kidding, it's as ugly as Santa's used underwear
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(16)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bungie: "Destiny is about to receive a stampeding influx of what gamers inevitably refer to as 'Christmas Noobs.' Go easy on 'em. Try not to laugh too hard when they lodge their first, adorable complaint about our old friend Rahool"
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(104)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
Research finds most couples have to wait until the age of 37 before they are able to - and can afford to - host Christmas dinners for family and friends
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(5)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Twelve vegetarian Christmas dinner ideas that'll make meat eaters jealous"
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(13)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
How to deal with your climate-change skeptic drunken uncle over Christmas
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(198)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
How "A Charlie Brown Christmas" became the "Dark Side of the Moon" of holiday favorites
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(28)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This year's Christmas turkeys "fattest and tastiest" they've been in 40 years. Thank you, science
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(30)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Want to guess the dishes on the first Christmas menu published in 1660? Take your time, there are 39 of them
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(9)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
In a move that some are calling an early Christmas present to the entire country, Dish removes Fox News and Fox Business from its channel lineup
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(81)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's a very special Christmas edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker
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Sat December 20, 2014
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Frito-Lay Japan unveils plum and cream cheese tortilla chips for the holidays. I wonder how it goes with KFC Christmas chicken
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(20)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be Christmas without the annual Calgary Hitmen teddy bear toss. This year's number: 25,214
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(9)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Whiny neighbors complained about his awesome Christmas displays. I bet they're sorry now. Also, where can I get a urinating Santa that lights up at night?
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(140)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A new tradition is born in Ireland: "The 12 Pubs of Christmas" ... to be visited all in one night
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(31)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's Black Friday and Cyber Monday. And now we have Panic Saturday, the Saturday before Christmas where people burn over $4M per minute on crap for others
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Were you wishing for a Brony parody of A Charlie Brown Christmas to show up under the tree this year? Well here it is anyway
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(20)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
After thirty years, the greatest Christmas song of all time may finally reach #1 in the UK now that digital sales are included in figures. That's right; Fairytale of New York could finally make history
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey's assistant: ♫ "All I want for Christmas ... is back pay" ♫
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(6)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One of the busiest Christmas travel days of the year is just a perfect time for Jetstar's computer system to crash
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(14)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Twas the Friday before Christmas, and all through the Fark, not a creature was getting 1000 on the Fark Weird News Quiz, which they took on a lark
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(18)
 
(West Briton)
 
 
 
Have you seen it? Police hunting missing Christmas tree issue a description: "6 ft tall, with lots of green branches and prickly bits"
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(14)
 
(Push Square)
 
 
 
"Christmas is a time of coming together, sharing, and... well, shooting each other in the face if Grand Theft Auto V's recently released 'Festive Surprise' is anything to go by" (pics)
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(17)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Here's how to make peppermint shot glasses out of those red-and-white striped candies you always seem to have way too many of at Christmas
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(7)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can now eat your entire Christmas dinner in the form of a donut as bakery creates Christmas dinner pastry made with candied bacon, turkey salt and sausage and onion gravy (pics)
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(11)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate argues that Christmas should be postponed until February, as it gives people time to recover from Thanksgiving and it's not really Jesus's birthday on 12/25, so the whole thing's arbitrary anyway
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(118)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Christmas is less than a week away so it's time for the media to once again ask just what the heck is frankincense and myrrh
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Christmas plundering
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(22)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly declares yet another victory in the War on Christmas after once again no combatants show up on the enemy team
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(101)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas: Congress' spending bill includes provision ending federal ban on medical marijuana
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(49)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
For the techie on your Christmas list, must-have cool tech toys from the 1980s and '90s
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(57)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
On the First Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....toenail clippers. So what are some unusual or funny Christmas gifts that you have received?
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(14)
 
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be Christmas if you didn't spend 36 hours of it sleeping in an airport because of a winter storm, and they've already got a hashtag for the east-coast storm that will roll in on Dec. 24: #Santabomb
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(25)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Farm-raised turkey named Gobbles escapes becoming Christmas dinner after learning to fly and hide in trees to escape execution. "After his exploits we felt it only fair to keep him on the farm as a pet" (pics)
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(37)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Ummmmm. Yeah, one of your taxi drivers took our Christmas tree as ransom for not paying the fare. Can we have it back?"
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(21)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Jingle Bells was never meant to be a Christmas song, but a drinking song written by a 'jerk'
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(33)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Teen creates special Christmas stockings for the homeless, presumably for them to wear
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(14)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
O Christmas Tree Worm, O Christmas Tree Worm, Thy feathery tentacles are so unchanging
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Best Star Wars themed Christmas lights show you'll see this year
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(23)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Guess which state loves tacky Christmas decorations the most
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(23)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Darlene Love to sing "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" on Letterman for the 22nd (and final) time this week. Here is a mash-up of all 21 previous performances. Christmas doesn't get better than this
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(11)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Police investigate nativity donkey 'squashed to death' by obese man at Spanish Christmas market"
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The most obscene, anti-Christian, and hilarious Christmas cards on the market
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(154)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Cats and Christmas trees, mortal enemies until one kills the other.. there can be only one
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(20)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Yes it's that time of the holiday season again when atheist groups who want attention put up their anti-Christmas billboards
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(235)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Who doesn't want Lego shot glasses for Christmas? (pic)
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(13)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York dogs will not be getting nipple rings for Christmas
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(35)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The true meaning of Christmas isn't about chopping down a living tree and displaying its bedecked and decaying corpse in your living room
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(65)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
FedEx delivers on their busiest day of the year. Problem is your Christmas packages were delivered all over a highway in New Jersey
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(21)
 
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Girl run over by float in Christmas parade survives, announces that calling it a "float" is really misleading
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(14)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Tired of being the only person in your cube farm without Christmas decorations at your desk? Here's a handy guide for making your very own Christmas Krampus
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(66)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Santa's sleigh slapped with ticket for illegal parking as he is out collecting toys: "Santa was absolutely shocked. He said the traffic warden should be put on the naughty list and get a lump of coal for Christmas" (pics)
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(21)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: ♫ ♪ "On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..." ♪ ♫
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(11)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Amazon glitch marks thousands of items down to 1 cent; Christmas comes early for everyone but the stores
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(62)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Can you as a Farker get through the twelve pubs of Christmas?
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(25)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ten "classic" Christmas movies that have aged horribly
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(120)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" has earned over $50 million in royalties, but there are 8 other things about it even more surprising
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(36)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sony hackers promise to deliver large "Christmas Gift." Wanna bet it's just a regifted fruitcake?
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's a worldwide shortage of brussels sprouts for Christmas. Thank you, Santa
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(27)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Behold the coolest Christmas card ever
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In the mad rush of Christmas shopping, don't forget the little guy
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(31)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says 9% of Americans will not be buying any Christmas gifts. Those people are called your boss
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(27)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's that time of again where politicians start sending out holiday cards. Photoshop Merry Christmas / Happy Hanukah / Krazy Kwanzaa / Festive Festivus cards that you'd like to see them mail out. LGT inspiration
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(23)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Since Christmas is fast approaching, here are a couple of dozen felines getting into the holiday spirit on Caturday
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(1266)
 
(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Worst Christmas Gifts ever #3 made subby chuckle. #19 made subby cringe and go WTF?
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(93)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sometimes the Internet does create a Christmas miracle
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(16)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Again, you ran out of your house for Christmas supplies and still forgot to grab the one thing you really needed: correct answers. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(23)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Japanese restaurant bans couples on Christmas Eve to stop single customers feeling lonely
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(43)
 
(Austin 360)
 
 
 
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, 300 beer kegs make up thee
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(17)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
List of all-time bestselling Christmas albums in the U.S. released, and America's favorite Christmas album, by a long shot, is by Kenny G
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(99)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How to have an office Christmas party for one because you work at home, all alone
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(6)
 
(Stylist)
 
 
 
"A strange Christmas tradition comes to us from the Japanese who, thanks to a very successful marketing campaign in the Seventies, eat Kentucky Fried Chicken for Christmas dinner"
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(24)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is Ugly Christmas Sweater Day in the UK, but they don't get to have all the fun. Post your own. We know you have one tucked away at the back of the closet
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(6)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
This Christmas, buy that special person in your life a $200 box of Nothing
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(25)
 
(How It Works Magazine)
 
 
 
This year, your Christmas tree can take its place in the Internet of Things™. Here's a step-by-step guide to getting that pine online
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(9)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to see a remake of The Thing starring Santa Claus and the Doctor the BBC has you covered this Christmas
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(36)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are some photos of pets in Christmas costumes because it's never too early for this shiat
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(25)
 
(Expert Reviews (UK))
 
 
 
Classic Sim City 2000 a free download until Christmas from EA. Goodbye remaining December productivity
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(133)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dog playing with matches sets home on fire. Your dog wants a six-burner Garland and a vented range hood for Christmas
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(23)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Yes, it's now come to this - Christmas ornaments for your beard
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(8)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Selling your breast milk for Christmas may not be a good idea, especially to people who want to drink it straight from the container
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(37)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
29 pets that hate Christmas more than the Grinch (not a slideshow)
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holiday season, Saruman sings heavy metal Christmas carols
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shocking new study finds majority of children don't know that Christmas was when the Easter Bunny was nailed to a tree to tell us it was not OK to eat fish on Friday
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(143)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What would it look like if a bunch of neighbors installed Christmas lights connected to a central controller synchronized to music? Something like this
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(21)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
There are good ways to improve your Christmas light display, and there's the Australian way
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(48)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Need the perfect Christmas gift for someone special? How about one of the 250 bottles of Stolichnaya Elite vodka? Yours for only $3000
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(33)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
This toy giraffe from a discount store will haunt your Christmas dreams
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(31)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what would happen if someone took a box of crayons to a classic sitcom? Then look no further than the colorized I Love Lucy Christmas special at 8 PM on CBS. Hm, I never knew Fred Mertz was black
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(67)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
J.K. Rowling will celebrate the Twelve Days of Christmas by releasing new Harry Potter stories
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(50)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Auto makers confirm that getting a new car with a red bow for Christmas doesn't only happen in the movies
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(35)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Christmas house light display of "Let it Go" has bystanders frozen in their tracks
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(29)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
How to avoid giving your friends a bottle of liquor that they'd sooner pour down the drain than their throat. C'mon people, get with the spirit of Christmas
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(8)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Six-year-old Utah girl who will probably be celebrating her last Christmas says all she wants is for people to send her Christmas cards. Come on Fark, Let's give this girl the best Christmas ever
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(11)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am nervous about Christmas this year because my husband is a terrible gift giver. And since a person shows how much they love you by the quality of gifts, if he gives me a bad gift I may divorce him. Is that normal?"
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(145)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Moose killed while Christmas shopping
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(52)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Unemployed dad who's just trying to buy his kids some Christmas presents realizes pity is for the weak after trying to sell himself on eBay
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(34)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi says upcoming Doctor Who Christmas episode is the most terrifying episode ever. Oh God, they're bringing back Amy Pond, aren't they?
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(75)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
The Simpsons Christmas Couch Gag is here (Spoiler alert: link contains Simpsons Christmas Couch Gag)
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(18)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron's Christmas movie finally reaches #1
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(125)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Average person can expect to drink an extra 4,000 calories in alcohol this Christmas season, or approximately what you go through on a rainy weekend
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(32)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Already in the throes of a butter shortage that is threatening to ruin Christmas for millions of cake-baking Japanese housewives, Japan rushes to airlift in tons of french fries after months long shortage
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Thu December 04, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Ah, Christmas, the time of year when everyone's nice to each other, including that robber threatening to murder you if you don't open the safe
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" "I want the Waffen-SS Panther tank and a Josef Goebbels action figure"
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(146)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
According to Nielsen, Grumpy Cat Christmas movie special on Lifetime likely had more tweeters than viewers
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(61)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Parents decide to cancel Christmas after their kids misbehave and by no means is this a way to drive traffic to their mommy blog
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(137)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While everyone was outraged about the "White Christmas" meme image, everyone missed on the even more heinous shiat that school official from Texas posted
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(137)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Stupid Secret Santa Christmas gifts we should stop giving each other. Come on people, it's not rocket science
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(8)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Did you get a flu shot this year? If so, the CDC wants you to know it probably won't work because the virus has mutated. Merry Christmas, everyone
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(145)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember when Mariah Carey could effortlessly sing multiple octaves, with breath control and flawless pitch? Well, here are her isolated, unedited vocals from her Rockefeller Center Christmas performance. Hold on to those old memories
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(87)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Protected by cops, tens of thousands of clueless suburbanites flock to the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting despite being surrounded by angry mobs of disenfranchised NYC residents who are tired of not being protected from the cops
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(110)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The true war on Christmas: ABC has been cutting out parts of Charlie Brown Christmas to make room for more commercials
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(111)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yes, it wouldn't be Christmas in NYC without the annual tree lighting at Rockefeller Center ... and Mariah Carey showing up three hours late
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(50)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Arizona pastor predicts 'AIDS-free Christmas' if all gays are killed, as God commands
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(191)
 
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
Rich people who work at rich-people jobs often get Christmas bonuses. A Universal Christmas Bonus would provide everyone between the ages of 18 and 64 a Hot Cocoa Sampler Box this time every year
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(64)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Baby Jesus banned from local council building in France this Christmas. He's just too religious
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(42)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Texas School Board: Look, we're really sorry if our "Dreaming of a White Christmas" Facebook post featuring a man showing off how nice his white sheets came out of the laundry offended anyone. We're sorry you were offended by laundered linens
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(149)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Twenty-five Christmas gift ideas for your dog. Number 26: your dog wants steak
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(62)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
32 of the year's most awkward Christmas cards (link updated)
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(10)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Mama June added to no-fly list, dwarf twins for Christmas, and a victory for the Association of Lesbian Lumberjack Grunge Fans: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/23 - 11/29
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(6)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
The total costs of the things associated with the 12 days of Christmas is now at $116,273, a modest 1.4 percent increase from the totally made up figure a year ago
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(19)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(9 News)
 
 
 
And thanks to the slow news weekend here is a list of the 8 worst office Christmas gifts ever. Hot cocoa sampler box suspiciously absent from the list
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(46)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Sometimes, a Christmas Tree picks you
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(23)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Wait, now it seems that Walmart stole Christmas and hijacked politics
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(58)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Spotify has ruined Christmas
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(43)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Residents of Reading, Pennsylvania complain that the town's 50-foot Norwegian pine Christmas tree that was topped with a lighted pretzel is ugly. So instead of getting a new one town officials embrace the ugliness to recreate Charlie Brown's ugly tree
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(43)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Doctor Who Christmas Special will address the issue of Jenna Coleman as Peter Capaldi's chemistry-lacking sidekick
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(86)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(Trek Today)
 
 
 
This December marks the final performance of A Klingon Christmas Carol in Chicago. In other news, this has been going on for the past five years. Entirely in the Klingon language
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(8)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Attention, Americans: Do not send out your Christmas cards until you learn how to properly pluralize your name and correctly utilize apostrophe's
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(90)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A school considers cancelling a field trip to watch the Nutcracker ballet over concerns that some parents may be offended that it shows a Christmas tree
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(109)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man arrested on charges of theft and having heart two sizes too small
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(21)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Briefly overcome by Christmas spirit, Microsoft giving away 100 full-length albums for free and 50 additional multi-album box sets for just $2: "These aren't garbage throwaway albums nobody's heard of before - they're music that people actually want"
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the family with so many Christmas lights that they can't even plug in a toaster when they're on without taking down the grid (pics)
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you're visiting Switzerland, get ready to be served cat for Christmas dinner, and dear lord, stay away from the hot dogs
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(41)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you were hoping to get a pet monkey for Christmas, this group is doing their damnedest to squash your dreams
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(73)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Google searches may predict what you're getting for Christmas. I can't wait to unwrap my lesbian dwarf twins
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(53)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You can now buy a whiskey or gin Advent calendar for the run-up to Christmas (pic)
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(7)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Massachusetts town: We shall speak no more of this "Christmas vacation"
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(121)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The biggest-selling girl toy is no longer Barbie; she has let the title go to none other than Queen Elsa. Good luck finding one this Christmas
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(157)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here are the best artificial Christmas trees for 2014. You people that like real trees that drop needles and always have a vague smell of cat piss lingering on them can start your own thread
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(11)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The thirtieth anniversary re-recording of Do They Know It's Christmas is the biggest-selling single in Britain, which means Bob Geldof will be even more insufferable than normal
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
George Washington thought people should pray publicly on Thanksgiving, and Franklin Roosevelt moved it from the last Thursday in November to the third one to give people more time to shop for Christmas
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Sun November 23, 2014
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
California town restores Biblical Christmas displays built by Disneyland artisan and the recurring problems of stolen Jesus: "The one that replaced him had a mullet. It was really bad"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fewer Americans will go shopping on Thanksgiving Day. Apparently most have already bought their Christmas presents on Black Friday after Halloween
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
"Ugly" Christmas tree sparks outcry for its removal. City counselors Brown and Van Pelt ask people to give the tree a chance and remember what Christmas really means
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Fri November 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail humbly requests you be outraged at excessively PC multicultural Christmas jumper. "They claim it is a sweater for 'Modern Britain'"
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Thu November 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ten Toys NOT to get your kids for Christmas this year. Bag of Glass suspiciously missing
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Wed November 19, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
All I want for Christmas is a Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer... And it looks like I am gonna get my wish
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Here are 20 great boozy Christmas present ideas that you can buy family and friends if they drink as much as you do
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Calling on the Power of Fark: Let's make Christmas awesome for kids and families in need. DIT
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Tue November 18, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Wanna know what all the air traffic over the UK in a day looks like? Want an uplifting soundtrack to go with it? Well, guess what homeboy - all your Christmases just came at once
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Mon November 17, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Attention, masochists: the "new" version of Do They Know It's Christmas is here, and you can now see it for the first time. WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU takes on a new meaning since it's about Ebola
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Sat November 15, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite Christmas song?
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Fri November 14, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine: Patti Smith to play the Vatican Christmas concert. Yes, really
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Thu November 13, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Looking for early Christmas gift ideas for the kids? You'll definitely want to keep the new "Ted Cruz Saves America" coloring book in mind
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(Western Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Venezuela imposes price caps on Barbies to prevent parents from being ripped off buying toys for their kids at Christmas
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Wed November 12, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron fires off the first salvo in the War on Christmas™
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sure, we'll be closed on December 25, but it's definitely not because of Christmas
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Sun November 09, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Post Office to deliver seven days a week during the holidays. People have a much better chance this year of receiving that package shipped just before Christmas. In 2010
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Thu November 06, 2014
(Buxton Advertiser)
 
 
 
"Tips to avoid Christmas shopping injuries." I guess number one would be don't do all your Christmas shopping in early November
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The toys you give your children this Christmas will have more computer power than the rockets used in the first mission to the moon
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