Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		China isn't feeling the recession as hard as the rest of the world. It's because they're having a "superbubble," and when it bursts it's gonna splatter sticky fiscal goo all over everybody  (csmonitor.com)	(84)

		The China-US relationship is no doubt symbiotic, but a clash would not be "mutual assured destruction", as often claimed. Washington would win  (telegraph.co.uk)	(75)
(Some Guy)		144,000,000 results for "Google closes China website"  (geek.com)	(53)

China is bankrupt. There will be math  (articles.moneycentral.msn.com)

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China says it's committed to U.S. debt and will ride it all the way to the poor house  (reuters.com)

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China's "Kingdom of the Little People" theme park is both loved and loathed. In other news,China has a dwarf theme park  (msnbc.msn.com)

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China, one of the last major holdouts to a global warming treaty, is coincidentally conducting research on how they can make an ice-free Arctic benefit them economically  (news.yahoo.com)

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(USGS)

Reports coming in of an 8.5 earthquake hitting Chile  (earthquake.usgs.gov)

(lots)

Poll shows that Americans think China will soon dominate the world economy, echoing polls in the 1990s when we were convinced we'd all be speaking Japanese and eating live baby octopuses  (voices.washingtonpost.com)

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Scientists say that for men looking at a curvy woman has the same effect on the reward centers of the brain as a hit of drug. Which would make Christina Hendricks the equivalent of ten kilos of uncut China White  (news.yahoo.com)

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(Zero Hedge)		We can relax now. China dumped $34.2 billion worth of T-bills, so we're back to being mostly owned by the Japanese now  (zerohedge.com)	(262)
		China's wine industry surges to 4th largest in world, aims to be low-price leader and global supplier of fine varietals such as "Tibetan's Blood" and "Dissident Sauvignon"  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(29)

Obama to ask Clinton to ask Saudi Arabia to ask China to pressure Iran on its nuclear program  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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		Most bowls broken with one finger in one minute. China gives Japan a run for their money in WTF?  (youtube.com)	(38)
		Georgia man arrested with $1.6 billion in phony Treasury notes. Authorities became suspicious upon learning that the man's name wasn't China    (ajc.com)	(60)

After a spending spree, China's sovereign fund now owns $9.6 billion worth of major US companies, will use new shareholder leverage to demand labor cost cuts and more employee beatings  (manufacturing.net)

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China quietly buying up stakes in major companies such as Apple, Coca-Cola, Johnson & Johnson, Motorola and Visa. How hard is it to learn Mandarin?  (nytimes.com)

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China's secret to economic growth: Crouching economy, hidden statistics  (washingtontimes.com)

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(Some Guy)

Can you trust any hardware made in China? Can you trust Submitter alone with your beer?  (itworld.com)

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Enjoy your organic melamine: Since fewer than 1 percent of American farms are certified organic, many food companies have to import organic ingredients from China  (online.wsj.com)

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If you are sexting a girl in China, I have some bad news for you  (variety.com)

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		China threatens to cut America's allowance for selling $6.4 Billion of "f*ck China" to Taiwan  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(78)
		US takes the high road and avoids conflicting with China over the Google situation. Just kidding, we're selling $6 billion of "F*ck China" to Taiwan    (businessweek.com)	(90)
		What happens when every member of the university orchestra is given four weeks to learn a new instrument and play Canon in D for a charity concert? Try sitting through an earthquake in a china store  (youtube.com)	(44)

Think us Americans are particularly generous? Well, in terms of giving money to Haiti, we're less generous than Ghana and China  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com)

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		Thanks to anti-intellectualism in the US, China will soon be the world leader in scientific research  (telegraph.co.uk)	(166)
		Washington to deport two native-born Americans to China to be a part of a forced breeding program  (gawker.com)	(41)

		Australian Navy announces it has only one working submarine left in its fleet, asks you don't mention this to China and Indonesia  (theaustralian.com.au)	(106)
		China renames mountain in honor of Avatar. James Cameron says, "you call that a mountain?" and resumes climbing the north face of his pile of money  (calgaryherald.com)	(34)

China fines lip-synching singers $12,000. Ashlee Simpson's tour plane does a 180 in mid-flight over the Pacific  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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Google: China called our bluff  (online.wsj.com)

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Launch of Google's phone in China postponed after Chinese government makes prank phone calls to human rights activists  (torontosun.com)

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China follows up on Google's gmail-hackery-hissy-fit with a hearty "F*ck You Very Much, We'll Hack Whomever's Account We Please"  (msnbc.msn.com)

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		Google to its China employees, "Thanks to your government you may soon be unemployed. So here is a free pass to see Avatar."  (news.yahoo.com)	(62)
		Police cancel China's first gay pageant, leaving Hung hanging  (timesonline.co.uk)	(49)
		The first Mr. Gay China competition will be held in Beijing this week and a lot of the men will be Hung  (today.msnbc.msn.com)	(104)

		You know how Google (and pretty much everyone) provides information to US law enforcement? Yeah, that's what the Chinese hacked  (arstechnica.com)	(169)
(Some Guy)		After talking with Google, US State Department demands an explanation from China. China demands a sammich from Hillary  (state.gov)	(181)
		Foreign firms encounter many obstacles to doing business in China, including rampant counterfeiting, discriminatory laws, and excessive beating if their bribes are too low  (nytimes.com)	(42)
		In response to Google's threats of pulling out of China. The Chinese Government has blocked Wired.com. That'll learn em'  (wired.com)	(53)

(Some Guy)		China attacked Google. Google counterattacks with Good not Evil. No more censoring of the China domain and may pull out of China entirely  (googleblog.blogspot.com)	(325)
		Canada tries to make China their chum for seal meat  (metronews.ca)	(19)
		Rarely seen 400-year old map puts China at the center of the world and shows the Americas off in the corner  (myfoxdc.com)	(126)

China's one-child policy has created 24 million men who will never have a shot at finding a Chinese wife. It's not clear if this is a good thing or a bad thing  (telegraph.co.uk)

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The coolest pictures you'll see all day of the ice palace city in Harbin, China  (boston.com)

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"While the US has allocated $13 billion for high-speed rail over the next five years, China plans to spend $300 billion in the next decade to build the world's most extensive high-speed rail network"  (npr.org)

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Now even the Leaning Tower is being outsourced to China  (dailymail.co.uk)

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		Your daily 'WTF, China' comes courtesy of gay hip-hop act Dirty Eyed Girls  (youtube.com)	(24)
		Mine explosions kill 12 in China. 1,325,639,982 still trapped  (msnbc.msn.com)	(47)

(Some Guy)

India and China will not be your climate biatch, Copenhagen  (thaindian.com)

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(Chinahush)

The coolest family photographs you'll see all day: family portraits of all 56 ethnic groups in China  (chinahush.com)

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(Some Guy)

Today: China offers $1,465 for each link to porn. Tomorrow before breakfast: Pretty much the entire world economy is in the hand of Farkers  (tomsguide.com)

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(CNNGo)		Computer use is causing character flaws in China  (cnngo.com)	(90)
		Forty-four percent of Americans see China as the world's leading economic power. And they're dopes: "People who think this are crazy. Or, to be more gentle, they are really woefully misinformed about what the world is like"  (jamesfallows.theatlantic.com)	(191)

In other news, grassroots movement seeks to establish secured detention facility in China for convicted Wall Street criminals due to, uh, let's go with "security concerns."  (theregister.co.uk)

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Chinese news agency does hilarious CGI reenactment of the Tiger Woods incident. Starring Barbie as Mrs. Woods and the love child of George Takei and Denzel Washington as Tiger  (examiner.com)

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Australians gratefully accept gift of pair of giant pandas from China, saying they are thrilled to finally have an couple of animals in Australia that can't kill people with its venom  (iol.co.za)

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		India fires nuclear-capable missile as part of a deterrent strategy against China and Pakistan. So much for trying to curry their favor  (upi.com)	(53)
(Some Guy)		Another reason China is kicking our ass: Push button boob jobs with instant D-liscious results  (weirdasianews.com)	(lots)

China angrily warns the US that publicly talking about China's attempts to steal US military and industrial secrets could harm US-China relations  (news.yahoo.com)

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(Some Guy)

China's corn output is likely to drop during 2010 due to continued drought in the North East region  (pr-inside.com)

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