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76 headlines found matching 'Chick'
Sun November 19, 2017
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Wall Street vets believe that the latest plan for a multi-trillion dollar tax cut for multinational corporations has jumped the shark, is no longer cool, and will not attract any chicks. But hey, what do they know?
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To make Thanksgiving a little more awkward, try this: The Facehugger Feast Roasted Chicken
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Thu November 16, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Keep farking that chicken, you'll kill it. Literally
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After their meeting, Chinese President Xi Jinping asked Trump "Who is Roy Moore?" Trump told him they're an American restaurant that has the second greatest fried chicken
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Tue November 14, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin woman has 4 dogs taken away due to unsanitary conditions. Wait, make that 7. Nope, 20. Okay, how about 52
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With the weather turning colder, here are five stick-to-your-ribs recipes. Chicken pot pie with tater tots anyone? What's your go-to chilly weather dish?
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Thu November 09, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chickens in SPAAAAACE
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Trump Seoul meal looks like it'll be wasted on someone that would rather eat chicken tenders with bbq sauce. Discussion time: What culinary monstrosities have you seen people do to fancy/expensive ingredients?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Chicken tenders from different fast-food chains were tried. What was the best one? Which ones are your favorite? Any other worthy mentions?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jennifer Garner walks her pet chicken. Surprisingly not a euphemism
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Mon November 06, 2017
(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
And I will always love you... Chicken Farmer
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Fri November 03, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Stupid: Trying to break into fried chicken shop. Stupider: Getting stuck in an air vent for 7 hours (link fixed)
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
KFC introduces drumstick-shaped soap that will leave you smelling like 11 herbs and spices - and it's not just for chicks
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Report: Belichick's friends get the sense that he could be retiring soon. Don Shula breathes a sigh of relief
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Slightly better than Chick Tracts
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Fri October 27, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Not only are pot smokers more relaxed and fun to be around than you, but they're having more sex, too. Although, honestly, that may be sort of a chicken-and-egg thing
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this child and his chicken
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
All those hipsters with their city chickens in their backyards are learning new lessons on disease vectors
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is Popeye's corporate being kept abreast of the situation? Who will finally blink in this game of chicken? Who will rule the roost and earn their wings? This story has legs
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Mon October 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Genetically, Scotland have a problem.' All eyes immediately focus on the Colonel because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Ghana rocked by huge gas blasts, possibly from too much peri peri chicken
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Eat chicken, steak, and avocado and you'll lose weight because of brain cells called tanycytes - which detect nutrients in food and help make you feel full. Almonds and pork shoulder also do this. I've heard of worse diets
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Think Trump throwing paper towels at Puerto Ricans was bad? He almost threw cans of chicken until told not to
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Belichick: Ok, we're clearly not going to win with cheating anymore. How about I kiss the opposing team's ass
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When caught on the ground during the Vegas Massacre, the King of Instagram outed himself joining the Chickenhawk Brigade
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Tue October 03, 2017
(AARP)
 
 
 
Some odd medical claims include: 1,700 people that were struck by a cow and 200 were struck by a chicken
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Worried about West Nile? What are you, chicken?
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Sat September 30, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man won't face trial for murdering his ex-girlfriend after receiving early death sentence by prison chicken sandwich
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is going to the dogs. And the cats, horses, pigs, chickens, rabbits, and pretty much the entire animal kingdom as we search for the best books every animal lover should read
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
California moves its primary to early March, likely triggering an interstate game of electoral chicken
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Tim Horton's
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Facebook)
 
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Fox News complains Jimmy Kimmel isn't qualified to talk about politics. Would prefer to talk to experts like Gene Simmons, Chick Norris, Tim Allen and Ted Nugent
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are finally getting a 5-Story Chick-fil-A that 'Pays homage' to 9/11
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Tom Brady and Bill Belichick attempt to bribe JJ Watt to go easy on them
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Sat September 16, 2017
(The Awl)
 
 
 
Idiot hipster (but we repeat ourselves) raises chickens in Oakland, thinks possums are pests rather than tick-destroying avengers, decides killing them makes for some fine literature
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Iron Chef edition - Chickpeas. That's right, Farkers, show us you've got game and present your winning recipes with the one and only.. Garbanzo Bean
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
I'se the b'y that builds the boat / and I'se the b'y that sails her / and e's the b'y that stole some chicken an' jammed it down 'is ferks, lord tunderin'
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
What happens when the Sec. of State from Kansas comes to New Hampshire to accuse voters of fraudulently electing their popular senator? Well let's just say a lot of chickens get plucked and for some reason the natives start tapping the pine trees
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
NFL season kicks off this week, so get ready for a nationwide chicken wing shortage
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nixed for dick pix to chicks
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Fri September 08, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Losing last night at home was all part of Belichick's master plan
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Royals' record: Bow-chicka-bow-wow
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
U.S. Commander apologizes after "highly offensive" pamphlets are airdropped in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, scientists at DARPA reconsider their attempt to weaponize Jack Chick tracts
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Fire at egg farm kills 300,000 chickens, smells delicious
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently there are some kids in the UK that don't know that the chicken came before the egg
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Don't Get Involved)
 
 
 
Good Samaritan notices guy shoplifting at 7-11, offers to pay for item's he's stealing. Very "Chicken Soup For The Soul" The reality is shoplifter fights with Samaritan before fleeing. Guy then surprises Samaritan outside 7-11 with an axe melee
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farting: when does it begin? This weekend, after your previous helpfulness/vilification, I've eaten chipotle chilli beef on rice, 2 spicy chicken enchiladas, 2 chilli beef burritos and half-a-dozen jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
So I called Chick-Fil-A and ordered two grilled chicken burritos, extra egg and a boat
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
First it was the gays, then the breakfast burritos, and now... THIS? Why does Chick-Fil-A hate America?
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
McDonald's says it will get cracking on reducing McAntibiotics in its global McChicken supply
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Wed August 23, 2017
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Wash your hands thoroughly after choking the chicken or tickling the duck
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
This just in: Nazis become yuge chickens as soon as responsibility is demanded of them
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Mon August 21, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
So, yeah Trump's poll numbers are in the toilet, but that's only because we haven't fixed the thing that lets chicks vote yet
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Financial Express)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Chicken Fried Steak
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Democrats so sure that Trump has f*cked his chicken that they're already preparing to run against Mike Pence in 2020
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Jack In The Box charges $3 to top your hash browns with chicken nuggets, ranch dressing, Frank's Red Hot, and white cheese sauce, satisfy all your dark urges
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Wed August 16, 2017
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Disgusted Robert Mueller Eats 2 20-Piece Chicken McNugget Meals In One Sitting In Attempt To Get Into Trump's Mind
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Falcons' new stadium will feature a Chick-Fil-A, so football fans can enjoy a tasty meal Monday through Saturday
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego State football team sacked by Chickenpox
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Mon August 14, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's official: Bill Belichick has no qualms about playing lineups of scrubs in Patriots preseason games, giving real players day off because they had enough reps in joint practices
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Sun August 13, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police test cadets' focus with squeaky rubber chicken
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Thu August 10, 2017
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
At street food conference, Anthony Bourdain says he's tired of chicken tikka masala, exhorts Britain to find new national dish that expresses true Britishness and can spark a real street food culture
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Wed August 09, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A giant inflatable chicken has been erected next to the White House
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Tue August 08, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Brewery introduces 'Fried Fried Chicken Chicken' beer containing real fried chicken. Dude, dude, what, what?
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this biker chick
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Veterans outraged at at "chicken hawk piece of trash" Trump for attacking proud veteran Richard Blumenthal
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers describe protein previously unknown in biology, say it reacts like chicken
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It took a desire for profit and globalization for Chick-Fil-A to overcome its founder's bigoted Christian goals
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Japanese chicken take-out chain offers a variety of different sauce flavors like soy, BBQ, ranch dressing, human sweat, honey muWAIT WHAT?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The DEVAST8 tattoo guy decides not to remove any more of the tattoo because he now has a job as a "chicken chaser" and "the chickens don't care about my face"
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Thu August 03, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Republican Senate candidate wanted to hand out fried chicken and watermelon in Harlem. Now he's going to jail for 3 years. The jokes write themselves
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
I see your Woman on racist, vitriolic rant in the middle of a Target, throwing merchandise and dropping f-bombs, and raise you a Cray Cray in Chick-fil-A customer tossing condiments and table vases. Wait. They have table vases at Chick-fil-A?
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Tue August 01, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
McDonalds employee(s) "accidentally" put a piece of bacon on a chicken sandwich ordered by a Muslim family. All 14 sandwiches
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Sell Mortimer, SELL ..the price of chicken wings is "skyrocketing"
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Applebee's ups appetizer game, offers new $11 "Topped & Loaded" menu where you pick protein (chicken breast, bone-in pork chop, steak) and top it with mozzarella sticks, bacon & beer cheese, or blackened shrimp. Suck it, TGI Fridays
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Sun July 23, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Dear Editor: "Why am I writing this letter? Well, I'm writing this letter because I say we petition to get Chick-fil-A open on Sundays. Sundays are days to cherish the Lord, so why not cherish the Lord by going to eat the Lord's calories?"
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