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Fri December 09, 2016
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's a good news for those who are down in the trumps: US manufacturing is booming and made $2.1 trillion worth of products in 2015
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Thu December 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bumble Bee Foods exec pleads guilty in tuna price fixing scheme, will avoid time in the can
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why back in the day when we had a hunger problem on the college campus we'd go out and kill a bear for the winter
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Tue December 06, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo: I know we were caught doing something illegal but it's only because there are too many regulations. Can we get those taken away now so we don't bother you by getting caught again?
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Mon December 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nintendo worlds coming to Universal theme parks. No word on whether you will have to take a sewer pipe to get to negative world
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Fri December 02, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hackers steal 2 billion Rubles (or about one third of a Lebron) from Russian bank
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Thu December 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
New survey reveals that 69% of Republicans wanted to kill Obamacare in October but now that its an actual possibility and not just tough talk that number has dropped to 52%. Are backbone transplants available through ACA coverage?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Poet calls out Americans' addiction to technology. Although no one would ever know that he wrote the poem if he hadn't made a digital video and posted it online
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Wed November 30, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
With the slump in oil prices, Saudi Arabia needs an actual functioning economy and wonders if maybe locking half the population out of the workforce might be a bad idea
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Sat November 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazon unveils their Cyber Monday deals. Because as Americans, we must OBEY CONSUME REMEMBER TERRIBLE 80S MOVIES STARRING RODDY PIPER
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Wed November 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Twitter accidentally suspends its own CEO'S account. #Awkward
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Tue November 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
For some reason, Ben Carson was offered the only cabinet post with the word "urban" on it, even though he has no background in housing policies
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Mon November 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Security for Trump now costs NYC $1 million. A day
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Thu November 17, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump supporters threaten to boycott Pepsi over a fake news story they fell for hook, line, and sinker
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Wed November 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ditching my press pool for a steak dinner? Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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Tue November 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tinder adds 40 new gender options,to allow the inclusion of trans and other sexual identifiers, so now everyone can swipe right when drunk enough
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Sun November 13, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: "So they're telling me I have to stop using Twitter once I'm president"
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Sat November 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Now you've gone and done it wingnuts, you've pissed off the Star Wars crowd
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Thu November 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese tech tycoon cuts his annual salary to 15 cents. Apparently he got the idea from U.S. CEOs and will pretty much just make up for it with a $250 million annual bonus and stock option
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Sat November 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you work for Ford, GM, Square or Patagonia be sure to vote early so you can fully enjoy having Tuesday off
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Fri November 04, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Great Bush Recovery continues. Vote accordingly
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Thu November 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man's prediction two years ago of a Cubs and Indians World Series Game 7 ending in extra innings only has one thing left to be completely accurate: the apocalypse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New report from the Romero Institute of Research indicates people fall for fake news stories
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Tue November 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wealthy property developer bids $9 million so he can score a single-digit license plate, describes himself as "a simple man"
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Sat October 29, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
What does the future hold for Vine's former stars, like That Guy, and That Other Guy?
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Thu October 27, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta releases new app to track your luggage, letting you see in real-time when it falls off the cart, gets run over by the catering truck, wins second place in the bag handler's free-throw competition, and finally arrives in Antarctica
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Tue October 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Even virtual reality isn't an escape from unwanted groping by drooling morons
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama has no idea who is behind the cyber attacks. This is not a repeat of his response to every other crisis of his administration
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Mon October 24, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Want a ticket to see the Cubs in the World Series? Get out your checkbook. And take out a home equity loan. And sell your first born
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Sun October 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hacker calls himself "The Jester"; takes down Russian Foreign Affairs website. The FBI, apparently having never seen Batman, calls him "the Batman of the internet"
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wrigley's retiring scoreboard operator has seen it all, except a World Series win
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Fri October 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
It is said that every time a Trump tweets, a Hillary gets about $1100
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Tue October 18, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Average student loan debt reaches $30,000. For you liberal arts majors, that's about 6,000 lattes. To go, please
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Visa CEO quits because the job prevents him from being everywhere he wants to be with his family
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Sun October 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: SNL is biased against me and should be pulled off TV
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Fri October 14, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump on Lindsay Lohan: "Don't stick your dick in crazy? WRONG"
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Wed October 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
FCC fines Comcast for, well, acting just like Comcast
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Fri October 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pimpin' ain't easy for a tech CEO
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Thu October 06, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Even the NSA has its limitations. It now asks Facebook users to tag "secret" communications so that it can concentrate its eavesdropping assets
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Wed October 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
USDOT claim people will not be legally be able to drive their cars by 2046
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Tue October 04, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Illinois: "Wells Fargo, you won't be getting any more of our money." Wells Fargo: "I fail to see the threat"
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Mon October 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
You've just impersonated a police officer to rob a famous celebrity of $10M worth of jewelry, but how do you set this 'hot' merchandise? Not to worry, CNN asks the important questions so you don't implicate yourself
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Sun October 02, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Venezuelans are flying to the U.S. to buy toilet paper, soap, toothpaste, beans, corn flour, tuna fish, mayonnaise and aspirin
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Sat October 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's how to find out how many fake bank accounts have been taken out under your name
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: "How many days since Hillary's last press conference? I thought this was an open and transparent campaign." New Hotness: "How many days since Donald's last press conference? I thought this was an open and transparent campaign"
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Wed September 28, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Forecast predicted that if Trump won the first debate, stocks would tank. Wall Street now braces for all-time new highs
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Mon September 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The science is in: Trump lies every three minutes, Clinton lies every twelve minutes. Trump wins
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Sun September 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jane Pauley replaces Charles Osgood on CBS Sunday
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Fri September 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Half of Samsung Galaxy Note 7s have been returned; the rest have burned along with their owners
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NY Yankees get go-ahead to refinance their $1 billion mortgage, which should be paid off once they sell the first eight hot dogs and dozen beers at their next home game
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Sun September 18, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to make $1,800 a month by eating fast food?
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Sat September 17, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
A former cancer of American politics gets a job promoting cancer on America
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Fri September 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hope all you East Coast farkers filled up your cars last night
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Thu September 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump says he's a grower, not a shower
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Maker of the best selling truck in America and one of our oldest manufacturers has a little message for Trump: *middle finger*
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Wed September 14, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans' trust in the media has fallen to an all-time low. It's almost like they're trying to pass off crap as news
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The physical was conducted by Dr. Harold N. Bornstein, the same doctor who previously said Trump would be the healthiest president in history." I... think I see the problem
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If women would just be as assertive as men in negotiating their salaries, there would be no so-called "gender gap." ...Yeah, about that
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Mon September 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Wells Fargo exec who leads its business unit responsible for setting up over two million fake accounts has been fired and will pay for what she did. Just kidding, she's set to retire at the end of the year with a $124 million payday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For some reason, making exploding phones is hurting Samsung's stock price
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Fri September 09, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
As Wells Fargo is paying a $185 million fine for fraud, the CFO and COO help themselves to a combined $20 million bonus
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Thu September 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Air China apologizes for warning customers about the dangers of black people in London
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Wed September 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump ends press blackout: "I figure they can't treat me any worse." Press: "Challenge accepted"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You said there wouldn't be math, or equality
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Thu September 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgetown University to offer buy-back policy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg's satellite lost when SpaceX rocket explodes hours before its scheduled launch. It must suck having something you poured resources, time, and creative effort into, taken away from you just before it really took off
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple: "We'd rather pay taxes in the U.S. than give the damn filthy Irish a single dollar"
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Wed August 31, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump ditched entire national press corps on his trip to Mexico like we all ditch the people who are always pulling out their cameras when we go to Tijuana
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The man who banged a 737 to create the 747 has died
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Sun August 28, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
AP chief defends her incompetence
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Fri August 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Richard Branson says he thought he'd die in his recent bicycle crash. No word yet on the condition of the nude model who had been riding on his back at the time
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Tue August 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
MIT scientists think they've found a way for you to masturbate ten times faster
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Mon August 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
To attract additional voters Donald Trump's campaign considers starting a Trump TV station, other than Fox, CNN and Comedy Central
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Sun August 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Middle class jobs are making a comeback
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Tue August 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
NBC News mascot Brian Williams gets one step closer to his dream of being a Jimmy or a Leno, will host weekly late-night news program on MSNBC through 2016 election, competing head-on with Noah and Colbert
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Aetna pulling out of most Obamacare exchanges
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Mon August 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
NBC exec says Trump will never be back on Celebrity Apprentice, not as long as he's running things. Trump must be a pleasure to work with
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Nightly Show will no longer be nightly or a show
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Fri August 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
With today's release of last year's taxes, Hillary Clinton now has 38 years of tax returns available to the public. What is she trying to hide?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Daily Beast removes article on how to have sex with gay Olympics athletes. I dunno, from behind?
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