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Headlines matching 'Chicago'
Thu February 09, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(USA Today) Stupid Toppling TVs have crushed four Chicago children since October, so clearly it's time to start putting warning labels on these Doom Tubes and maybe start requiring protective gear to watch them  (usatoday.com) (129)
(RedEye Chicago) Spiffy Red Eye Chicago grudgingly gives credit to FARK for the article showing they're in 2nd place in America's most miserable cities  (redeyechicago.com) (4)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Fail Chicago learns the hard way that elementary school children can sneak gang symbols into contest artwork just like adults can  (chicagotribune.com) (153)
(Some Guy) Silly Chicago Tribune pulls "Doonesbury" strip for being too edgy and political. Oh wait, it just mentioned a charity that helps public schools  (dailycartoonist.com) (45)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Silly College student gives up cell phone and all social media for three months--and actually survives to tell the tale  (chicagotribune.com) (51)


Thu February 02, 2012
(USA Today) Obvious Charles Barkley: "I cannot believe how bad the NBA is." You and me both, Charles. You and me both  (content.usatoday.com) (73)


Tue January 31, 2012
(RedEye Chicago) Cool "Four South Side areas landed on AOL's dailyfinance.com list of the 25 most dangerous neighborhoods, which was posted Monday on Fark.com." We're always down with what happens in the streets, G  (redeyechicago.com) (3)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Man found passed out in SUV urinates on Chicago police station floor, insists his air piano performance sounded awesome. The percussive handcuffs really killed it  (chicagotribune.com) (11)
(AZCentral) Spiffy In Phoenix you can get a bacon-wrapped hot dog piled high with beans, mayonnaise, cheese, onions, tomatoes, mushrooms, guacamole, salsa and jalapeño peppers. Your move, Chicago  (azcentral.com) (254)
(DailyFinance) Scary The list of America's 25 most dangerous neighborhoods. Chicago? NYC? Cincinnati laughs as it robs you at gunpoint  (dailyfinance.com) (281)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Popular Science) Cool Challenge: Off-the-grid, sustainable living and food production. Difficulty: In the middle of Chicago at an abandoned meat-packing plant  (popsci.com) (48)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious The Windy City blows for employment  (chicagotribune.com) (8)


Thu January 26, 2012
(RedEye Chicago) Fail Catholic university in Chicago apparently not happy with bizarre, baseball obliterates cartoon moon sports recruitment video they asked for  (redeyechicago.com) (88)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy Chicago celebrates no shootings or murders in a 24-hour period for the first time in a year. Tourist brochures immediately sent out to be updated  (suntimes.com) (99)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing Herman Cain to offer Gingrich advice on how to deal with his ex-wife. Which makes sense, because Cain's likely become a world class expert in dealing with angry spouses in the last month or so  (news.yahoo.com) (43)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup Warren Buffett writes check made out to the United States Treasury for just over $49,000 to help pay down the national debt. Was spent by the time subby finished writing out this headline  (finance.yahoo.com) (190)


Tue January 17, 2012
(RedEye Chicago) Silly Dear Green Bay, HAHAHAAHAAA. Love, Chicago  (redeyechicago.com) (145)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Washington Post) Amusing Two middle-schoolers use stolen passwords to erase class information and send out "poorly written pornographic e-mails." There were some subject-object problems and they did it Chicago style instead of MLA  (washingtonpost.com) (83)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Fark) FarkParty Fark Party Chicago - 14 JAN - Lincoln Tap Room - 7pm  (fark.com) (140)
(Fark) Followup Chicago FarkParty. Tomorrow. 7PM. Come drink away the cold. (Link goes to original thread.)  (fark.com) (25)
(Bloomberg) Obvious Aon insurance moving its HQ from Chicago to London for better access to emerging markets, pizza  (bloomberg.com) (31)


Mon January 09, 2012
(LA Times) Interesting William Daley out as Obama's Chief of Staff - plans on moving back to Chicago to help dig up votes for November  (latimes.com) (24)
(Chicago Tribune) Stupid Walgreen's opening up a new flagship store in downtown Chicago. It will feature all the things customers expect from Walgreen's, including a sushi bar, humidor, and manicurist. Wait...what?  (chicagotribune.com) (37)


Fri January 06, 2012
(USA Today) Florida The most vain city in the US is Miami, though it's followed closely by Chicago, whose residents dip their hats strategically below one eye and wear apricot scarfs  (travel.usatoday.com) (78)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Rahm Emanuel's latest cost-saving measure: having all Chicago-area libraries closed on Mondays. BOOK IT, DONE  (suntimes.com) (68)


Thu January 05, 2012
(For some Volstad) Interesting Carlos Zambrano to take his crazy talents to South Beach  (chicago.sbnation.com) (29)


Wed January 04, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Dumbass While it's embarrassing enough being seen going to a kid's movie, going naked will land you on the Smoking Gun, Fark  (thesmokinggun.com) (32)
(WLSAM) Spiffy Chicagoans can now go online to track the snow plows that are not clearing their streets  (wlsam.com) (24)
(ABC) Scary Chicago man gets shot three times, shoved in trunk of his own car, is taken on a ride through the city, then manages to free himself and call for help. TA-DAA  (abcnews.go.com) (26)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Fail When drunk at the McDonald's drive-through, don't fall asleep. If you fall asleep and are awakened by the Chicago Police, don't give a fake name. If you must give a fake name, make sure it does not belong to a registered sex offender  (chicagotribune.com) (40)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Catholic archbishop compares Gay Pride parade to Ku Klux Klan -- possibly because the KKK has started using designer sheets  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Cool Taste of Chicago organizers finally see the light, shorten the event to five days and won't hold it over the 4th of July weekend  (chicagotribune.com) (71)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Scary Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking: Drew has invited us for some beers, so I'm going to go ahead and shut off this engine right here  (chicagotribune.com) (13)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Bloomberg) Stupid Chicago Bears WR in trouble with the feds. This is not a repeat from last week  (bloomberg.com) (13)
(Telegraph) Dumbass Teenage juror who stopped trial by pretending to be sick but in fact used the time to go and see musical "Chicago" found guilty of giving the judge the old razzle-dazzle  (telegraph.co.uk) (68)


Thu December 15, 2011
(CNN) Interesting Playboy magazine moving from Chicago to Los Angeles. Circulation office now nearer to their 12 subscribers  (money.cnn.com) (58)


Wed December 14, 2011
(gather.com) Spiffy Chicago strip club offers customers lap dance in exchange for toy donation to charity, Jade, Destiny  (news.gather.com) (29)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Unlikely Daily deal sites blamed for driving Chicago-area vegan hot dog stand out of business. It was a Chicago-area vegan hot dog stand  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (112)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy Glimmer Twins: Keith Richards, Mick Jagger pay for Chicago bluesman's burial  (suntimes.com) (25)
(Bloomberg) Spiffy S&P's chief credit officer downgraded from "employed" to "fired". This leaves him at "junk" status and available for assignment to the Chicago Cubs  (bloomberg.com) (7)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Detroit Free Press) Interesting Actual headline: "Fast trains from Detroit to Chicago coming in 3-4 years." Wow; I'd sure hate to have to book a ticket on the slow train  (freep.com) (70)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Sad Wife of former Chicago Mayor Richard Daley dies, is not expected to miss any elections as a result  (chicagotribune.com) (34)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Weird Not news: Homeless man breaks into luxury townhouse in downtown Chicago, puts on homeowner's clothes, defrosts his lobster. News: It was White Sox GM Kenny Williams' house, and the guy was arrested wearing his 2005 WS ring  (suntimes.com) (27)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Ex-Madoff employee says he and Bernie were faking trading records in the early 70's, back before Madoff went all mainstream and commerical  (news.yahoo.com) (13)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Obvious Chicago Sun-Times learns that "scamming the scammer" is actually fun  (suntimes.com) (49)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious American Eagle fined $900,000 for tarmac delays, ugly overpriced hipster clothing  (chicagotribune.com) (59)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Yahoo) Sick Just ahead of their IPO, Zynga CEO suddenly decides some of his employees are "under-performing" and have a choice of giving back their stock options or being fired. No word on whether they get an in-game tree as a consolation prize  (news.yahoo.com) (90)


Fri November 11, 2011
(TMZ) Sad Legendary Chicago Bear Willie Gault's Super Bowl ring has been picked off  (tmz.com) (33)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Some MI Zombie Mayor) Amusing Chicago: The dead vote. Michigan: The dead get voted for. Fark: They get elected  (wlns.com) (33)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Silly City of Chicago plans on selling ad space on trash cans, pay boxes, and pretty much anything that will earn them a few bucks  (suntimes.com) (36)


Tue November 08, 2011
(TMZ) Asinine Forget The Chicago Fire and The Haymarket Riot. There is a looming possibility that Chicago may soon suffer a disaster more devastating, and at the same time more fabulous, than those two combined, The Great North Side Riot of 2011  (tmz.com) (29)
(Chicago Tribune) Cool Chicago Bears get a rare vicktory over the Eagles  (chicagotribune.com) (85)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Mediaite) Hero Chicago Board of Trade tries to help Occupy Chicago protesters: They dump a bunch of McDonalds applications on them  (mediaite.com) (659)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Scott Walker speech interrupted by awesomeness  (front.moveon.org) (429)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Cain denies sexual harassment allegations from fourth woman, even if it does make him look positively Clintonian  (suntimes.com) (235)
(Yahoo) Followup That 15-year old kid who stabbed a Chicago cop to death? Turns out, the cop was his grandma. Most. Awkward. Thanksgiving. Ever.  (news.yahoo.com) (105)
(YouTube) Amusing WGN (Chicago) news anchors fill two minutes of commercial time with longest choreographed handshake, ever  (youtube.com) (24)
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass ...Or as they call it in Chicago, Monday  (chicagotribune.com) (19)


Wed November 02, 2011
(ESPN) Followup Chicago Cubs fire Quade, start the reactor  (espn.go.com) (36)
(With Leather) Scary If the villain from "Cape Fear" covered himself with Chicago Bears tattoos, he'd be this guy  (withleather.uproxx.com) (13)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Chicago to make Lake Shore Drive safer during blizzards, because warning people for two days that they'll get stuck on it didn't work last year  (chicagotribune.com) (40)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Kansas City) Unlikely If you had "Chicago" as the first team to make an offer to TO, come collect your prize  (kansascity.com) (51)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Cool Beluga whale from Chicago travels over state lines for immoral porpoises  (chicagotribune.com) (56)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Silly All NFL teams as Halloween candy  (bleacherreport.com) (60)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup It's official. Chicago Cubs hire Theo Epstein. Kotter jokes to the right  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (58)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Silly Bathroom at Chicago's Field Museum voted number one. Also looks great for number two  (chicagotribune.com) (29)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Pizza pizza) Obvious Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia rules against Chicago Deep-Dish Pizza, insisting it should be called "tomato pie," or "cheese pie," or just anything but "pizza." Dissenting opinions to the right  (chicagoist.com) (301)
(Michelle Malkin) Obvious "Some of us have consistently opposed these trillion-dollar handouts and redistributions of wealth for years and held politicians in BOTH parties accountable" and it wasn't the Occupy Wall Street movement  (michellemalkin.com) (203)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Followup The Bears, who have been dragging their feet about resigning Matt Forte, may want to move quickly, as at least two teams have expressed an interest in him. But that would require a Chicago sports team to be smart, which is impossible  (chicagotribune.com) (71)


Sun October 16, 2011
(STLToday) Silly Using a five-foot long alligator to guard your indoor grow room probably seemed like a good idea at the time  (stltoday.com) (34)

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